#💬┃gorilla-chat
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I don't understand e dates
this guy cant fuck to save his life if hes asking "let me hit" in FUCKING fortnite
imagine tring to date someone 100's of KM away
Why tf say sucks cock in discord when you can do it in real life
i get it if their teens
teens are stupid and they cant just go on a dating app and get some dick
i heard about this guy at my school who went on grindr the moment he turned 18 and fucked multiple dudes
Oh my
💀
wahh
damn
and then he told his ex who he was on break with techincally like it was nothing
W rizz fr
i actually found out about this through this guy i matched with on bumble
he was like yeah i dated your classmate and hes a total manwhore
no comments
who the dude i matched with or the manwhore
Wait oh shit Grindr is for gay guys??
Thought it was offbrsnd tinder my bad
Didn't know
thats what makes it funny
lol! been there bro
from what ive heard guys on grindr just cut to the chase
on grindr?
💀
that its only for dudes? lol
so like "hey wanna do it" "yeah lets go"

They just give their ip
LMAO
it works on gps
😭
so you get ppl nearby
they list their kinks on their profile and also send alot of dick pics out of nowehere
that too i think

lol
only if tinder was that easy
Ikr!
LMAOOO
bro that’s not me ☠️
my desk fuckin broke
nice!
bro
I was concerned for a sec
did you seriously think that was me
yeah
that guy sounds nothing like me☠️
i
ikr, this bitch is either getting thrown out and replaced, or i’m gonna have to get it fixed
dead char 💀
guys what do i do someone called me a gooner
anyone wanna do freak shop missions?
Call him a gooner back and lagu as you jump into mission and change sessions.
what's a gooner?
goner?
i know what a goner is... me soon..
a gooner is someone who tugs a area frequently
Yo who can help me in prison break setups
lol
Can i join
U play in ps5?
Ps4
What's ur username ill add you
lfg channels
no
I sent it in ur dm
Yo tell me ur username
what kind of ticket would you open if somone was kicked and wanted to appeal their ban?
open a ticket
Hello my people
I did ticket sorri if mi engliш very cheap
Hi baguette
Hi croisan
My day very great
It's good I spilled a shot glass trying to get some chocolate 
I did hole in one at golf
Sounds Fun lol
It is
Why is this chat dead
When i first joined here was very silly poeple
Like waler fatwell
Yall banned the cool guys
And I know ur coming for me next
So unban them 
@jagged wraith where's the sauce
Huh?
You heard me
What kind of sauce
Hello guys does anyone maybe know a easy tip how to hack the finger prints during the cayo perico heist?
Anyone want to join me on prison break?
Hey @proven creek, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Is it possible to migrate back to ps4 for gta ?
Do any of u guys want pfp pics
If u do dm me :>
I have alot and idk what do with them
I don't think so
But i got u more

Then the homeless guy took it on my way back 
I'ma beat tf out of him
💀 i let him
Yes
1
2
3
4
5
6

Ye i found it on yt ty tho
Sorry ill be back

After 1 day of work my finger print is not the same
How y'all like these eiffel towers
I have a key holder that looks similar
Is anyone wilimg to do all the calic heist in one row you will all get 25% for each heist we do i em the host i need 2 people im doing this so i have it completed if anyone intrested dm me
Hey @inner iron, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
Ty

Is this bot automatic
No
Can i join
That's me 
Ofc
NO
So 2 more people
O my bad we cant crossplay
Y'all are different platforms btw
We can do fleca job you get 50
So what
Good
Gta don't have crossplay
Are you braindead
My brother got them before he was shipped off
Looks pretty good
Wait you cant play with playstation as an pc player
No
How i did it once when i started a heist and set match maing open and auto invite
Oh
Making*
ITS YOUR
Yeah that only sends out for PC players my guy
No
yo wassup peeps
I was scammed in instagram
To the military btw, just to clear up any confusion lol
Oh alr i didnt know that
Still your fault for saying it 
Again also sound like n word you still report me?
You literally did it on purpose
Ravist?
Shush before I block you
This guy must hate parties
Everyone does this
Not me
I've seen 6th graders doing it
I prefer steroids
Doing what?
Seems sus
I know what you try to do

Def 3
@jagged wraith u down to play?
Would u rather do steroids or mild drugs if u had to choose one
Depends, they can all do it but @sharp field is great at those
(He said)
Also die early 
Just work out
Not that hard
They should bring back bullying
All of us can, But only a handfull respond to them as others are busy with monotring other chats
Monotrotitnf
"Inactive"
Basically yes 
@sharp field i now have over 3 stacks iron blocks, but why?
Why i need that much
If we see the ticket we respond lol, But if were offline we don't get the ping lol
Or at least I don't pinged when I'm offline
Laugh out loud
Maybe you should just get better
I have notifs turned off on phone and pc lol
Sassy really be lolin
Mc?
Phone mainly because I need my notifs clean so I can see if my PO texts lol
Can you help me with that?
I'm not your therapist
I wanna get better
beacons
Jus jitsu
also
How tho?? 🤣
i’m gonna make my iron farm again
Hey sassy today i got wanred and muted for 8hours
Fucken oath, From now on I shall be better 
L
why
Good
You must have been naughty lol
They think again is nword by pass
What
i mean like
Better not do it again
you’re both always in chat at the same time
You'll have to open a ticket, We can't just remove it otherwise everyone else will want theirs removed too
No im not
Im joining @loud kiln

Luck
Who is everyone
Remove my warns rn
Thete is no one
Lol
Everyone
Yes boss
Remove that 
Da foggin druggah here
Bro is reporting me even jew thinks it’s a nword bypass
Kidding everything was already removed lol
Muted for 4 hours 
We can beat the ender dragon today?
What is? Again?
That's not it
Can u come down to the area that i have been digging out and tell if u like the design
Cuz idk
Hello everyone, who wants to play together in GTA online, do missions, robberies, just have fun, write in dm
Bet i gotta go craft armor
Hey @copper pelican, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
That sentence made no sence lol
bro
Yea i like the design
Zaza tries to hypnotize you
i wanna beat the ender drahon

Imma add lanterns on those trees
U can join maybe
Alr what's it supposed to be
@simple iron If you feel like you have been mistreated you can open a ticket and report said person, We can't deal with it in gorilla chat tho unfortunately
Gonna add villagers in cages on the side
oh god
To trade
Hello everyone, who wants to play together in GTA online, do missions, robberies, just have fun, write to dm . I play on PS4
Hey @sly jackal, do you have an issue related to the server? Go to #📁〢support/report and react on the 📨 to create a support ticket.
Hey @copper pelican, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Oops

Jewels didnt say that
Wrong person 
Remove his role
What role?
Mod
Yeah sassy demote him rn
1 enderman dropped 3 pearls lol
Remove jewls mod or my mod?
Looting sword probly
lf a personal driver in gta online im fuckin tired of driving if interested add me nd dm me 💯
Ik but thats a lot
Remind me to carry my bed
hey chat
Its normal
Isn't that the core of the game?
U can sleep ?
make sure you use one in the end so you can just respawn there if you die
U were here 5 mins ago
Yes
You can report mods if you feel mistreated lol
i’ve reset
and reached 975m
Im not that stupid
FUCKKK
Heist team up?
i told you dumbass
My enchanting table
I will promote you for you good job im actully the owner
I was right
bro
Fucking books gone
Bruhhhh
@wind trout wtf
Mine was correct man
Someone else deleted the message as I deleted it 
i delete it
I pressed like a split second after you 
Actually?
Yeah my pc froze lol

Lmaoo
Laugh my ass off

On pc if you @ itll come up with the last person that said something in chat
lf a personal driver in gta online im fuckin tired of driving if interested add me nd dm me 💯 if u say its the idea of the game i got 975m and my hands are cold
@jagged wraith i judt need a good bow then we can beat the dragon
Hey @lavish flame, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
Isn't that the idea of the game?

Same with phone I'm pretty sure
bro are you ok
Simply a skill issue
got frostbite 💯
If you don't wanna drive, Fly a helpcopter
dont wanna fly 💯
Correct
Use a boat
Today i did hole in one in gta nothing else Mathers
So get off the game and warm your hands up
Or better still, Walk to your destination 
👌🏻👈🏻
i’m muting you
YES
Lol
HAHA
Why'd you have to call him out like that
Because zaza is weirdo
Just stating facts bro 
He deserve no goood
shut up kiddo
bro I’m not like akuma
So your worse
bro I’m not even that old
Over 50 atleast
No
Zaza why do you still have golden gorilla I just noticed
Idk
What's akuma got to do with this?
Being old 
Oi that's my saying u facken drug addict
I’m blocking you
BOYS
annoying ass
@loud kiln i found 1 of your old pickaxes called Silly mcsilker did u want it
Ban sassy when
What even started the beef between you?
Sassy is big W
Rarely
Thank you 
I got him muted cause he did a nword bypass he saying he didn’t but he did it on purpose and got muted by Jew
gta online down?
Sassy claims to be the number 1 very good person and is holding the big W.
See @wind trout I'm better 
If you could even do commands right
Proof?
Mf
Proven
donkays alt confirmed
No
I'm innocent untill proven guilty 🤣
@sullen crest is also BIG BIG HUGE W
Nah guilty until proven innocent
Is it in the beach house?
Prove
Bro who are you random
@loud kiln you both got the plat right?
Yh
I forgot i had that
What're you guys doing now?
Ill get it for u
Survival
U can keep it if u want
real
Aw ty(:
Bro really just said this is mine now
Philosophical apology for the first king of kratos
Bro can we ban donkay for murdering innocent people
i had to wipe out the village
for my own personal needs
Sounds familiar
yep
Can anyone share ps plus with me
that’s why i clipped it
.
Get it yourself brokie
no one is gonna give their acc to a stranger
Sounds pretty strange to me
So you should be rich to afford it
Gambled my mulah away
That's a good show
No
yes he is bro
Only 1 bomb explode im fine
Have you seen your skull?
Just casually walked it off
Yes so?
I have yes on an x-ray
when he blew up🤯
You facken duggo 
I'm proud I read this perfectly
Ye dont wanna brag abt it
popcoin is delicious 🍿
Coins are pretty good
@jagged wraith u found the ice bridge yet?
i got in a fight with my ex boyfriend td
Yeah the chocolate ones
Ofc
🤤
Ye
E
Did u follow it?

@compact sundial
Why cant i send gifs

i had to go a&e bc i have bruising all up my face
Nah im going back to it now
More issues

Use a boat
Damn
Ain't for me
Will do
Relationships overrated asf
PP
fr and he still thinks im scared of him
Do you got tridents
I have a solution
Was that a 9/11 thing
No
Second amendment
No i don't

tf is the second amendment

It was me ysing plane in gta
🤯

Clearly not american
Right to bare arms iirc
What is it tho
no i'm a british high school gyal
Even worse
No one likes british women
I looov milfs
i'm a lovely british woman
Your right to own a gun for self defence in the US
Nah british women fine asf
Bro im boutta move there
I don't like the personality 
When i heard that
wonder what it’s like to get shot by a 22lr
Bro what 
They Karen’s bro

I've met very nice british women man
Wtf is wrong with Lester. Won't let me call off cops seriously
All you have is water blaster
Let me send gifs 💀💀💀💀💀
my head of year though i had a concussion but i was just laughing
Honestly I think Ireland has the best looking gals
go to the strip club
I live in ireland 💀💀💀
This guy must love red heads
Damn bro you can’t pull any
Your thinking of scotland lmao
Ik
Lol
Shut up
No 🤣
Red heads are literally a volcano
No diffrent thing
i dyed my hair red but it's not as nice as other ppl with red hair
Ireland is to the west and scotland is north
Exactly
Cause natural always better 

No send my one
Eh same land mass
people don't have naturally bright red hair
Yes they do
Pls someone resend my one
Ireland is it's own island 
Eh within 500 miles of each other
What it means
Same thing basically
let’s go buy multiple guns
one half of ireland isn't even apart of the UK
Exactlu still diffrent thing
Not even half belongs to us
huh
Bro only like 1 third or 1 quarter belongs to uk calm down
We only controll Northen Ireland, Which isn't alot tbh
Exactly
You guys want more?
I controll the girls in my basement
No

No were good thanks
I control kids in the daycarr
@compact sundial Are you Irish?
Too bad 
🤨
Ye?
I’m part Irish
@jagged wraith u gtg?
KICK butowski
Sick lad
Leprechauns and gold
Rainbow and those green guys
Gold and boobies
It stopped raining when its like 9 💀💀💀
I say this as an american whose never been out of the country
Still pissing it down here lol
Bro thinks he’s mike

Who is you
I been to dublin twice and it's amazing over there
No power cut off for a minute lol
guys I feel sick
Then feel unsick
friendly neighborhood drug dealer
U been to guiness factory?
its back on now tho 
You're not suposed to swallow the bud
🤣
i hate doing practicals
Yo anyone tryna share ps plus tho
idiot fr
no I'm being flirted with by a girl I like
Fuck no i can hardly keep mine going
how do you feel sick bro
That's a good think tho innit?
ay my ps+ is ending soon at that 💀
I'm nervous
Calm down like didint specifie it to you
the nerves make me feel sick
Hit a fat bong and all will be good
bro just eat her ass already
Just take your time lad, don't rush anything
Went to stage 7 real fast
Do it pussy 
do her pussy*
🤣🤣🤣
Back in @loud kiln
She's gonna turn gay next time he talks to her
I don't have any drugs
That'd be funny asf
Theres only 7? Damn theres 150 for me and thats before I even meet her 🤣
Fucking kiss her then
bro I don't know how
About 149 of those are being able to stand next to her
Fucking cook her
I'm an L
💀💀💀💀💀
I don't think your the guy I was chatting with yesterday lol mb
Bro can’t talk to a girl 
Practice with the boys
Hell nah
He likes girls obviously
Nah all 150 of those steps is reminding myself it aint worth it 🤣
I have but my penis was getting in the way (huge)
Probably kissed her eye tbh
yep
no
Kissing your dad don’t count
Your pfp says it all
what happened
Give us the story
ikr
in a sec
Ill do anything for someone to share ps+ with me
stfu
HELP
No
I'll do it for a dollar
Dunce hat
She asked me outttt
I have 1 cent paypal
help
“Anything”…..which doesnt include getting a job💀💀💀
Yes
Ffs just take her out we don’t care about your life
£1,000 and we have a deal
Say yes it would be my pleasure
Just say yes my guy
No mony wise men
GET A JOB
Eat me
I've never met someone whose this nervous to talk to a female
Then u will have money
Bro really think discord girls are real
I could give you a different kind of pleasure if you pay up
GET a blowjob from her
Fuck no im married
I've never been so nervous
Ayoo 👀
I'm a messs
No one wants one from a girl
💀💀
Drink some cement and harden the fck up 
That’s what she said bro
Brooo🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm not a girl
Unfortunately
I just have koneko pfp
@jagged wraith going afk for like 10-15 mins
It's 1 of my favourite quotes from sassy 🤣
You not human bro
Akuma what?
Share ps plus m3in i give u bogdand
That's such a bad deal
bro mute this guy for being fucking annoying
it's because highschool dxd is the funniest bullshit anime ever
Stfu nerd
I need money on gta
🤓
Not u
cayo
Hey @cursive loom, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Rip
Yea
rob a bank irl then buy shark cards
I can't help it again
Gotta launder it first bro
you can buy a business
Check dms
Selling cash for cash 
and get the income of 200 per day
and use it all for shark cards
Anyone wanna buy this fake cash for real cash
easy 20 mil
Depends on the price and quantity
It's cash for cash
How much for how much tho?
£10 counterfit would be something like £1
So fake cash for cash
@final breach check dms
And tbh who's really using that fake cash besides the mob
Alot of people use it over here tbf
Because of the money now being plastic, It's suprisingly easy to dupe it and make it look official
Low life criminals who try to trick drug dealers by buying drugs that are worth a lot
Do they not have good detection things?
Nice way to get shot
indeed
Shops do, But they only scan notes that are either £20 or £50
Explain that polar bear @loud kiln
but never happened to me before 
Fake money i used to get them from snacks with toys
Yeah, worked in retail, we only checked large bills like 20s 50s and 100s
Main method was a pen
5 and 10 they don't bother because it's not really worth it anyway ig
Yeah it's just a time waste
The pens worked on paper notes but don't on these new plastic ones
Lucky america uses paper 
I always check bills cause they are usually 100$ when I do business I can’t say
I think were the only country to make money plastic come to think of it 
Canada??
@sly jackal Are you a scot?
All my weed is payed for via bank transfer lol
Brit
😭
I prefer doing cash simple to clean lol
Canada uses plastic bills now.. used to have the queen on them.. wonder what it is now, what it's gonna be 🤔
Transfer is clean lol
Alsong as you ain't sending too much at a time but for me it's like £200 max per month
Depends on the bank
My bank if your planning on sending anymore than £250 you need to let them know or they lock your account and investigate
I have offshore accounts also
💀💀
Mines like either 5k or some shit like that
I just got a main and savers
Natwest is shit tho lol
L
Reminds me of shaq spending 70k at a Walmart
hey chat
You can spend all you want in shops, Just limited to how much you transfew from 1 account to another
I might find a bank near me where they can send a lot then I’ll most likely invest and get better security
Uuhm
He made quite a journey
Traveled a couple k blocks
Lol
so if I report to the bank I’m getting a transfer over 10k they won’t tell lock it and not tell the feds?
Can't say for sure as different banks have different policies
if the bank ever steals my money I’m gonna rob it bro
Try breaking into the royal bank of england 🤣
Just walk in there with a cup of tea
hell nah they gonna charge at me and beat my ass
No questions at all
Woah, How do you know this?

plus banks usually have time locks at a certain time and got worry about people behind counters and dye packs and trackers
what are the chances that my windows 11 installation will corrupt and I will lose a lot of data
But only if its yorkshire tea
I stay on w10 lol
For that exact reason
What do they have a tea check?
i do have backup of files but the most ill lose is a ton of games
Like a do not pass go thing?
3 tb worth
You can just tell by looking at it lol
I mean I don't know much about pc, But I know it's happened to people before
if you have a backup of important files then it's a minor inconvenience
Same on android phones
i basically copied my important files to my laptop
I’m a pro at bank robbing
.
I'm a Criminal Mastermind
How did you know what I am

@jagged wraith wanna beat ender dragon now?
can I have it's head?
ender dragon is piss easy
i can do it without armour
Ik
Can I get head?
infact i used to do it with beds
And it took u 5-6 years to touch grass
hshhahshshahahh woijaoidoiwjwaowoimoitjrt COMEDY GENIUS!!!!111! hHahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hehehehe eeee WHEEZE
Yeah
Penis
Shut
No u
Lemme get rdy
No u brokie
No u oldy
No u kid
No u baldy
No u gae
No u transgender
No u furry
Embed failure, laugh at him
Bro thinks I fear him

Bro I fear myself
I meant to say me, but I can't fucking change it
i have to wake up in 3 hours and i am doing my practical at the last minute
Cause you break mirrors everytime you look at one?
Nah, cus I do weird shit
Alr i gotta find my extra bed @loud kiln
Can sm1 send me a link to the bookmark job in the pursuit race and street race
Looking for someone that can share ps +
My football teammate just got in a car accident with an 18 wheeler so pls pray for him
Rdy @loud kiln
Ok
i just noticed that my 3 month spotify premium is still on and i haven't been charged yet (it's been 2 months since it was supposed to expire)
Lol
lol
@jagged wraith im ready
K
Hiii I hope everyone’s doing well!!!
I didn't touch him
Ik
Looking for someone that can share ps +
Lol, biggest island
Shhhhh
U good on food?
17 cooked cod
im boutta twerk
@full violet have you seen my build yet?
Wassuppppp
tgg is edp but white n skinny
femalebootyinspector69
@jagged wraith loot more or beat the game
Beat
im gay
Im in
cayo ass
maybe
act 2 better
Yo
anyone need me to help them on cayo?
Hey @quiet pivot, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
Xbox overrated asf
pc better

I say as an xbox player
Dm?
xbox was never even overratted
Overall, pc, just gta, ps5
people play pc and ps
i use my ps for youtube n netflix
bc if i try to play a game it sounds like a airplane
Ong
Can we all agree a platform is a platform no matter the flaws 
Omw
n pc is better then xbox
Even if it has lots of flaws
Every platform has pros and cons 
Pc can't even be compared to xbox and ps
i aint got no flaws.. so please dont bring your hoe round me
here
interesting
Bros flaw is he thinks he's a dead person
i upgraded it to +5 later
thats fucked up..
