💬┃gorilla-chat

[edgy mango]

Another $982 until you can talk about glitches

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/god-bless-america-usa-american-flag-jesus-christ-gif-17400852

[spiral siren]

🍑

[acoustic barn]

That tier is $1609 aud

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/wongwingchun58-gif-15614699

[edgy mango]

damn

thats a lot of dollars

[spiral siren]

God give us oil

[acoustic barn]

I spend atleast $50 a week on vbucks ngl

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/freedoms-internally-freedom-freedoms-eagle-america-gif-23711012

[edgy mango]

Support your country

[acoustic barn]

I'm addicted to fortnite skins

[edgy mango]

not the country you reside in

[spiral siren]

Still potentially 18$ less of vbucks man

[edgy mango]

i saw you have the mr beast skin on lol

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/god-bless-america-be-a-patriot-i-am-a-patriot-happy4th-of-july-memorial-day-gif-16837767

[spiral siren]

I agree i can't get enough of chun li's arse

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-gun-fire-murica-flag-america-gif-12183553

[lost schooner]

the usa is my own country!

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/merica-america-murcia-usa-drink-gif-22422112

[edgy mango]

Stop faking silly animal

[spiral siren]

It's 'merica!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

[loud kiln]

@jagged wraith im in the world but afk for atleast another 6 hours

[lost schooner]

raccoons are from the continent of america!!! god bless the usa!!!

[acoustic barn]

Mr beast skin is epic

[edgy mango]

average american

[loud kiln]

@lost schooner kaaskop

[edgy mango]

true

[spiral siren]

I agree the democrats are American

[jagged wraith]

Im leveling up something on cold war

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/wongwingchun58-gif-15614699

me fr

[swift umbra]

Im there now, haven’t seen any yet. Just 10000 homeless on one street

[edgy mango]

go back to the garbage

your actual home

[lost schooner]

ur there???? W

[spiral siren]

Calling it bald eagle when it ain't fucking bald:

[lost schooner]

it seems epic

[swift umbra]

San Francisco

[loud kiln]

Well if u want u can play but not with me

[lost schooner]

thats actually super cool though, enjoy

[spiral siren]

Out of all places you chose to go to Fransisco

[swift umbra]

Road trip

[lost schooner]

probably a road trip

[swift umbra]

Not just San fran

[lost schooner]

yeah lol

[edgy mango]

@lost schooner get back jojo

[spiral siren]

Ok i get it

[lost schooner]

nevaaa

[jagged wraith]

Lol alr

[lost schooner]

I wont forget the men who died and gave that right to me!!!

[spiral siren]

Gave us all that oil

[loud kiln]

@lost schooner why r u cringe

[lost schooner]

nah im patriotic

[swift umbra]

Going to la in a couple of days, then phoenix, Grand Canyon, Vegas and some more national parks @spiral siren

[spiral siren]

@lost schooner why r u cringe

[edgy mango]

Get back, get back. Back to where you once belonged

[lost schooner]

thats actually sick though, pretty cool trip

[spiral siren]

Cool

[lost schooner]

ur not majjt you dont get to say that

[acoustic barn]

I would like a sausage roll with tomato sauce

[swift umbra]

Quite a drive, but I hope it’ll be

[acoustic barn]

and a chocolate milk

[spiral siren]

What car you driving

[spiral siren]

Cold or hot

[swift umbra]

We don’t know yet, we’re getting the car tomorrow

[acoustic barn]

Cold

[spiral siren]

Oh

[spiral siren]

W

[swift umbra]

But it’ll be around the Ford edge size @spiral siren

[edgy mango]

Alive or dead?

[spiral siren]

Hmm

[acoustic barn]

Hopefully it's not a Chevy Epica or something

[spiral siren]

So y'all gonna Jack me off or some?

[edgy mango]

@lost schooner masters at that

[spiral siren]

😂

[swift umbra]

Or a suburban

[acoustic barn]

oh god, imagine having to live with the fuel bill of one of them

[spiral siren]

I'd drive a Russian super compact harbass Adidas mobile on road trips for life

Unmatched Adidas drip

[swift umbra]

You’d die after one stop

[spiral siren]

Me looking to buy a challenger hellcat:

[swift umbra]

DO IT

[spiral siren]

Chill

[swift umbra]

Buy that

[spiral siren]

I'm still considering between that, Ford raptor, dark horse or porsche

I honestly think raptor r is so sexy

[swift umbra]

Hellcat is brutal

[spiral siren]

True tho

[swift umbra]

The sound is amazing as well from that

Love the supercharger howl

[spiral siren]

Also it maybe will be worth a lot after v8's go extinct

[swift umbra]

Well Ford has launched a new mustang

Will be v8 only

[spiral siren]

Bro I'm talking 8-10 years later

Ford can only continue making v8's for so long

[swift umbra]

Not if Porsche hurry the fuck up and get their new petrol system to work

(Forgot the name)

[wind trout]

V24 when

[spiral siren]

Trucks

Huge ones

Land train worthy

[wind trout]

I want me a v96

[swift umbra]

Biggest is a W16 in a veyron

For cars

[spiral siren]

Veyron looks so mid idk how people like it

Rear is still good

[swift umbra]

Cause most people think a car is cool because it’s fast

[spiral siren]

Front looks like a Hyundai

[loud kiln]

@sharp field 10 stacks iron in 2 hours is pretty good right

[spiral siren]

Honestly

I think the sexiest thing a person can drive is a good mercedes or Audi or American muscle with lots of power under the hood

Cars like buggatis are so stripped of features to reduce dat weight

[wind trout]

Tf do you need 10 stacks of iron for

Decorations?

[swift umbra]

For me it’s about how the car ‘lives’. it shouldn’t be nice to drive, but should be brutal and it should want to fight you.

[spiral siren]

Buckets

[noble lintel]

Wassup fuckers

[wind trout]

Who needs like 200 buckets

[spiral siren]

I don't know about that brutal shit but I prefer manual because it gives me a sense of being in absolute fucking control and absolutely powerful

[spiral siren]

Yo mom's milk

[wind trout]

Wait my name was changed

I didn't even notice tf

[spiral siren]

😂

[wind trout]

There

[swift umbra]

Well a car shouldn’t be assisting you imo, you should have to tame it if you get me

So a manual is needed

[spiral siren]

Nah I like feature rich cars because I like tech but I hate autos and evs

Those things have no fucking soul

[swift umbra]

Rich cars don’t really have one either

[spiral siren]

?

[swift umbra]

This is the best example of a car imo you have to tame it, otherwise it will kill you

[spiral siren]

Omnis gt

[spiral siren]

I get you

[wind trout]

Since when were cars horses

[swift umbra]

Now this is the other end of the spectrum I know, but it’s an example

[spiral siren]

I admire thy mother

[swift umbra]

Oh I need to explain maybe. to a car guy a car has feel, so you have to treat it with respect. It’s like a metal horse

[wind trout]

Just marry your car at this point

[spiral siren]

Curves of a car>> curves of your mother
Basically @wind trout

[wind trout]

Buy it breakfast in the morning

[spiral siren]

baguettebagelpoop

[wind trout]

Fuck off

[spiral siren]

Can't

Punk

[swift umbra]

It’s not like that, but for a car guy a car does have “feelings”, if you get me

It’s hard to explain, as I’ve been born in car world so it’s normal for me

[spiral siren]

I spotted your mother at pornhub comments @baguettebagelpoop

[lavish flame]

hey chat

[spiral siren]

Sup big girl

[wind trout]

She's married my guy

[spiral siren]

I know

[wind trout]

She's a 5'4 blonde

[spiral siren]

I know

[lavish flame]

fr

[wind trout]

[spiral siren]

No one knows better than me

[lavish flame]

beeg better than pornhub

[spiral siren]

Could be

[lavish flame]

dead chat L

[sharp field]

real

[noble lintel]

L

[sharp field]

@thorny kestrel real

[thorny kestrel]

[edgy mango]

Stop terrorising the community, thats bubba's job

[sharp field]

real

[acoustic barn]

real

[swift umbra]

Real

[edgy mango]

real

[wind trout]

Imagine boosting not once

But twice

[loud kiln]

Tbh idk

[loud kiln]

Should have given one to me

[wind trout]

Just terrorizing the golem population

Assuming you use golems

Another boost lol

[loud kiln]

Yes

[swift umbra]

People want to spend money on this junk it seems

[spiral siren]

Boosters:

Y'all just end up having less v bucks man

[serene jacinth]

yep, wasting money

[spiral siren]

I definitely agree that you the loser just arrived

[loud kiln]

Boosters trying to not use both boosts on the same server

[spiral siren]

[swift umbra]

🤣😂

[spiral siren]

No

Scroll up

[loud kiln]

Scroll up 1 year

[spiral siren]

Then shut the fuck up not so hard

[wind trout]

Says this casually

[spiral siren]

Jack me off

Bitch

[swift umbra]

Bet

[spiral siren]

Actually you suck me off

I'm smoking weed

I fucking have grass in my nouth

Had 3

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-sweating-sweating-bullets-sweating-gif-17507069

I wish that was the case

[swift umbra]

Here @wind trout

[spiral siren]

[loud kiln]

Apache was here a year ago today

[spiral siren]

@baguettebagelpoop

[swift umbra]

Which one of his 1000000 accounts?

[sly jackal]

Hallo

[swift umbra]

@sly jackal

Since bagel is too lazy to send him to you

[sly jackal]

Ty for the free ms

[swift umbra]

You’re welcome

[spiral siren]

Man snitches in this server bro

[swift umbra]

There’s one more in #🏢helpers-hq if you want

[loud saddle]

Anyone good with computer wireless mouses? I need some help message me please

[sullen warren]

ur a snitch

[spiral siren]

You're a bitch

[swift umbra]

Only if you glitch

[loud kiln]

@swift umbra mod when

[swift umbra]

After exam year I’ll apply if they open submissions

[sly jackal]

With pleasure

[sullen warren]

fuck you

[spiral siren]

Oh I'd fuck you too

[edgy mango]

Dinner at 1am 🔥

[loud kiln]

If ur not dumb u will get mod

[lavish flame]

Oop

[swift umbra]

[swift umbra]

Oh, will be a challenge then

[lavish flame]

I love pigeons their honesty so derpy

[sullen warren]

[spiral siren]

@full violet 👉👌

[lavish flame]

But the pigeons in my hood literally have gang wars like they always fight

[spiral siren]

Pigeons in my area shit on everything physically possible

[swift umbra]

You like other birds as well?

[spiral siren]

Did you just hit puberty?

[swift umbra]

Like seagulls?

[lavish flame]

I love cockatiels

[wind trout]

Mf you do that as I get home on my break

[swift umbra]

😂

[wind trout]

Rigged

[swift umbra]

Idk why I find them all the time

[wind trout]

I'm gonna send a strongly worded letter to HR

[swift umbra]

Like is there no glitchers around when I’m gone?

[spiral siren]

Y'all think I got a shot at winning car of the week?

Check out my build

[swift umbra]

What’d you send?

[spiral siren]

Hellcat

[loud kiln]

Nah

[spiral siren]

In game : hellfire

[loud kiln]

U aint winning

[swift umbra]

@spiral siren , no

[spiral siren]

😢

[swift umbra]

You ain’t winning with that sorry

[lavish flame]

Hey guys iam looking to forward to raid fort zancoudo anyone want to join ? İam on ps5

[upper fractal]

Hey @lavish flame, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
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#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[loud kiln]

@spiral siren its horrible

Everything sucks

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-reaperleviathan-martin-cabello-talking-gif-21613077

[loud kiln]

Remove underglow

Remove red headlights

[spiral siren]

@loud kiln no

[loud kiln]

Prob change wheels (cant see them)

[spiral siren]

[lavish flame]

Remove everything

[loud kiln]

Remove the tire smoke probably

[spiral siren]

Tire smoke ain't even visible dawg

[lost schooner]

Please do

[loud kiln]

Thats why i said probably

Judging the car its prob red and ugly

[spiral siren]

The underglow and headlights look good

You're tripping balls

[loud kiln]

Thats the problem

[spiral siren]

In game looks so menacing

[loud kiln]

It isnt good looking

[lost schooner]

No needless toxicity, criticism is ok but dont jusy say "its ugly" ao pribably ur wheels are ugly

[lavish flame]

Never ask for anyone’s opinion online

[wind trout]

That's toxicity

[loud kiln]

I told him why its ugly

[wind trout]

Time to ask a mod to mute

[loud kiln]

And its facts

[spiral siren]

Facts in your dream world

[loud kiln]

@spiral siren are you 14

[wind trout]

?mute @lost schooner when

ffs

[spiral siren]

I went for a red and black asthetic and you're telling me to remove the red??

[lost schooner]

Mute mf >:)

[loud kiln]

And the black

And the car

[spiral siren]

I'm about to buy a 110k car shortly and I'm 24

[wind trout]

One day it'll work

[lavish flame]

Red and black matches but i prefer silver and blue ngl

[sly jackal]

That's not toxic tho

[loud kiln]

Omfg

"Im about to buy a 110k car"

Cringe

[lavish flame]

With credit?

[loud kiln]

U act childish

[spiral siren]

With about 20k credit

Rest saved

[noble lintel]

Why are people crying in chat rn

[spiral siren]

I don't care

[lavish flame]

If your American then I don’t believe you

[versed tree]

guys

[neon sapphire]

need help with cayo perico

[versed tree]

how do i find this server on gta online

[lavish flame]

Wheres dutch

[spiral siren]

No my family has a "as less credit as possible" thing since I was too young so@lavish flame

[upper fractal]

Hey @neon sapphire, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[noble lintel]

It's sad how people can't taking the littlest of criticism and insults without crying

[swift umbra]

The can’t see them is the biggest fault @spiral siren

[noble lintel]

Tahiti

[wind trout]

@swift umbra get better

[noble lintel]

Fucker left me

[near patrol]

HOLA

[wind trout]

Wdym

[loud saddle]

Anyone good with computer wireless mouses? I need some help message me please

[spiral siren]

Shouldve probably taken the picture at sunset

[swift umbra]

Yes, and changed the mods of the car

[loud kiln]

The currency @spiral siren buys his car in

[spiral siren]

Ok?

Not funny

You tried

[loud kiln]

Its funny

[lavish flame]

Me too i mean credit is honestly pointless in my opinion unless you DESPERATELY need the money however the interest rate will eventually get to everyone if they don’t repay it fast

[spiral siren]

Expected from an ex discord staff

[loud kiln]

The fact that ur here at age 24 js also funny

[noble lintel]

Eeeeee

[swift umbra]

Look at builds from guys like f-8 or authentic barchetta @spiral siren , those guys know what they’re doing

[spiral siren]

Nah it's very little credit considering what I earn I can pay it off 6 times a year

[wind trout]

Man makes bags

[lavish flame]

How the hell do you earn that much

[cunning oriole]

how old you have to be playing gta5, idk why i care but whatever just for fun

[wind trout]

@spiral siren salary reveal rn

[loud kiln]

Even this piece of crap is better

[lavish flame]

The highest salary here is 5k euros

[swift umbra]

That’s beautiful

[spiral siren]

Guys I have a master's degree at data analytics

And I work for 117k a year

[wind trout]

That's crazy

[spiral siren]

(almost entry)

Also just started working 7 months ago

[lavish flame]

Wheres the nitro

[spiral siren]

Me?

Nah I think it's pointless

[edgy mango]

Damn you could get nitro boost for like 2 and a half euros

[spiral siren]

I know I'm too lazy

[edgy mango]

Fair

[spiral siren]

When it comes to clothes, shopping shampoos

[edgy mango]

Nitro basic is shit ngl

[spiral siren]

Even fucking toothpastes

[edgy mango]

Classic was better

[spiral siren]

I only care about shit I'm passionate about

Like cars

[wind trout]

@spiral siren you said you have a masters in data analytics right?

[spiral siren]

Yup

[wind trout]

Tell me what data validation

Is

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-talking-gif-25364693

[spiral siren]

You honestly think I'm gonna put in the effort

You might as well not believe it idc

[wind trout]

This is basic level stuff man

[spiral siren]

Nah im not in the mood

[wind trout]

If you can't answer that's completely on you

You're making yourself more unbelievable lol

[spiral siren]

Also whats the point when anyone can just copy pasta what's the point

[lavish flame]

I don’t get it though then how do you put effort into your job with such incompetence

Hella suspicious

[wind trout]

Seeing your exact reaction

Pulling out of a basic question is pretty suspicious

Especially after all that talk

[spiral siren]

Just don't believe it

Nah idc

That's just who i am

[wind trout]

Okay

By the way, data validation is checking the accuracy of a data set before importing or processing more data

[spiral siren]

Also side note, no one remembers these definitions by word

We just know how and what to do

If my senior knew he wouldnt care

[loud kiln]

@spiral siren bro is 14 yo and lying

[spiral siren]

Like I said, I don't care

[copper sinew]

oh

[spiral siren]

Ex-discord mod

[wind trout]

It's basic stuff you should know

[spiral siren]

Trust me when I say ut

It*

Are you trying to get in that line as well?

[wind trout]

I'm just proving my point

[regal flume]

if I do dr dre contract with a friend do we both get the reward

[spiral siren]

Oh ok

[lavish flame]

guys fuck zazza

ad jewews

[edgy mango]

Bros mad

[uncut nymph]

only the host gets the 1m

[spiral siren]

Where can I fuck him 🔥🔥

[lavish flame]

annnywere

[spiral siren]

You're parents bedroom?

[lavish flame]

on your grama basement

[spiral siren]

I thought you said anywhere

[spiral siren]

There's too many dead bodies there anywah

[lavish flame]

aywere where is nowere

[lavish flame]

anime ?

[spiral siren]

Honestly

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/stank-dog-smells-gif-25356900

[spiral siren]

[lavish flame]

How can you dislike dragon ball z

Like cmon

L

[spiral siren]

No

L

[lavish flame]

anime is the leftt over from hiroshima

Yeah nah im out

[spiral siren]

Beyblade was LEAGUES better

TheOG one with Kai and Tyson

Ones after are BS

[sharp field]

real

[spiral siren]

Or maybe that's just what I grew up on

[lavish flame]

one day i will create server with aalowed n word

[regal flume]

so then if a friend does whole thing with me he gets nothing

[lavish flame]

and nobody can cancel me because i wont care

[spiral siren]

[uncut nymph]

he gets 50k

[spiral siren]

One day I will author a book titled "Mein Kampf" 🔥🔥

[regal flume]

[lavish flame]

YEEESSS

[near patrol]

Hmm

[lavish flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722716211208650809/1129442494157963314/20230714190028_1.jpg

I DID IT

[spiral siren]

You give credit?

I want some meth

On lease

[edgy mango]

Cook jesse

[lavish flame]

i can finaly quit golf

[spiral siren]

People Who were there in the world when the twin towers were still there are the real OGs

[lavish flame]

it toook me over 10 hours to get that

[near patrol]

Hm?

[tired mantle]

How in the world

[spiral siren]

Can I finally quit coke?

[lavish flame]

worst awarrd in JITIA

[spiral siren]

Bro said GTA like Johny sins

[lavish flame]

how you know im not him

[spiral siren]

He gets bitches

[lavish flame]

imagine if mod complains for posting johhny zinz

[spiral siren]

[lavish flame]

i will quit slingering glass and buy m16

[spiral siren]

Buy ak

Better choice

@baguettebagelpoop

[ripe glacier]

Best overall car in gta online?

[edgy mango]

a car

I think chernobog is best car

[lavish flame]

can you silence aka ?

[spiral siren]

Yes

Silencers don't reduce sound by a significant margin anyway

[ripe glacier]

Service carbine is better

[spiral siren]

It's still roaring loud

So is any other rifle

[lunar cloud]

am back

[spiral siren]

Mk4 supras suck

[spiral siren]

Ok...?

[lavish flame]

mk 6

[ripe glacier]

Atleast it sounds better

[spiral siren]

No?

[ripe glacier]

Which car is best in gta online?

[spiral siren]

Tell me you haven't gone in a 1 mile radius of a rifle

[spiral siren]

Car?? I was talking about ak

[worn totem]

Cayo perico easy method anyone?

With max loot

[ripe glacier]

Im here for knowing which is best overall car

Looks speed handling braking

[vapid latch]

hello
can anyone guess my age by my voice
im checking if i sound mature enough

[sharp field]

real

[wind trout]

Dutch this is the right way to do it

[upper fractal]

Hey, @worn totem It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[gilded kayak]

Who can help me with cayo we can do 50/50 money

🍉🍴

[sweet juniper]

yo whos on pc

[bright lagoon]

I am

[spiral siren]

If you do all the setups yes

[wind trout]

Then it'd be an 85/15

[elder fern]

When does GTA 6 come out

[wind trout]

Next week

[elder fern]

Fr?

[wind trout]

Yes

[toxic crest]

🤣

[elder fern]

Bet

[gloomy prism]

gta 7 comes out tommorow

[wind trout]

Fr

[elder fern]

Omg!!

[spiral siren]

That was the joke...

[elder fern]

No actually tho

[gloomy prism]

tgg is gonna be in gta 7

gta 7 is in australia

[elder fern]

When does GTA 6 come out tho like Fr

[spiral siren]

Bro the queen died waiting for gta 6 you think he's gonna be there for 7???

[wind trout]

Can't wait for gta 6 to come out next month

[gloomy prism]

probably 2024?

[spiral siren]

2420**

[elder fern]

Ok Ty

Ty

[spiral siren]

I'm 68.99% confident I will turn old and die of shock when someone informs me gta 7 trailer came out

[gloomy prism]

your at your death bed and your grand kids show you the gta 6 trailer

[undone spire]

hha

gta6 soon

[gloomy prism]

gta 7 australia

[undone spire]

yes

[gloomy prism]

cant wait for sernando to make a video on this

[spiral siren]

Bro this hits on a different level considering I used to play gta 3 and burnout 3 with my dad and grandad when I was 5 ☠️

And my grandad is still alive

[gloomy prism]

damn

[spiral siren]

.

[undone spire]

you were playing gta with your family?

interesting family

[spiral siren]

My dad and grandad are the definition of chill

[undone spire]

that's nice

[spiral siren]

Also there was nothing VISUALLY sexual and they are totally fine with killing in games

They did it themselves when they played with me

[undone spire]

haha

[gloomy prism]

it was gta 3 not the most violent game

[spiral siren]

Yes, dismemberment

But like I said they were chill

[undone spire]

im more of the nsfw part

[spiral siren]

There were no strip clubs (visitable) or titties on screen

[undone spire]

and like, he was 5

[spiral siren]

Yup

[gloomy prism]

i dont remember anything when i was 5 lmfao

[undone spire]

same

[spiral siren]

Some memories are too cherishable to forget

[undone spire]

i don't remember what I ate yesterday

[spiral siren]

Also that continued when I was upto 7 years old

[undone spire]

tbf

[spiral siren]

Relatable

[gloomy prism]

fr lol

[spiral siren]

is that pfp ash Ketchum?

@undone spire

OOF

[undone spire]

sounds like a good family

congrats

[spiral siren]

Thank lord

[undone spire]

wassup?

[spiral siren]

Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick

[undone spire]

wha

[spiral siren]

@undone spire

[spiral siren]

[undone spire]

oh

no

ig

[spiral siren]

What

I swear that's him

Maybe*

[undone spire]

on the hat there's my name

[gloomy prism]

my knowledge on anything i did yesterday:
my knowledge on the entire doomsday heist story line: 🧠

[undone spire]

but I didn't make it

so idk

[spiral siren]

Cool tho getting a pfp with your name on it is so banger

[undone spire]

some1 made it for me

[spiral siren]

My knowledge on doom lore 🧠

[undone spire]

I think it's a guy from here

[spiral siren]

I made mine myself

[undone spire]

nice nice

[spiral siren]

Grandpa's Kalashnikov

[undone spire]

is that u lol?

[spiral siren]

Real

Yes it is

[undone spire]

?avatar @spiral siren

[spiral siren]

Lighting is shit

[undone spire]

could be yeah

[spiral siren]

Like I said

Shit lightinf

Shit quality

Overall meme material

What

[undone spire]

oh no

[shell forum]

Hello gents

How is everyone on this quaint day

[undone spire]

hello

[gloomy prism]

pretty good

[undone spire]

interesting pronouns

[shell forum]

Marvellous!

[shell forum]

Why thank you good sir

[opaque gale]

👀

[shell forum]

I sayeth, politics at the moment art in shambles aren't those gents

[deep hull]

Sup yall

[jagged wraith]

Sup

[sly jackal]

[undone spire]

[sly jackal]

Hallo

[jagged wraith]

Hru lol

[sly jackal]

[undone spire]

he'll be dead soon

now he's good

[sly jackal]

Is that a threat or a promise?

[jagged wraith]

💀💀

[undone spire]

that's a death threat

3 points

[sly jackal]

Doing alright, you?

[shell forum]

I seeth thee seeketh a man who speaks thy own language?

[spiral siren]

@shell forum how art thee

[jagged wraith]

good

[sly jackal]

Can't even promise it?

[shell forum]

I seeth thee speaketh mine own language sir how v'ry marvellous

[sly jackal]

😭

[undone spire]

interesting.

[spiral siren]

I need thy assistance m'sir

[shell forum]

Ah i seeth, v'ry und'rstandable mine own cousin

[spiral siren]

I wish to author a book ti'led "Mein Kampf"

🔥

[gloomy prism]

i just noticed your name was shankspeare

[shell forum]

Ah my best work

[spiral siren]

I seek thy help wi'h grammar

[shell forum]

Aye yond is mine own nameth

[spiral siren]

I'm very weak at native german

[shell forum]

I knoweth g'rman myself

[spiral siren]

Thee can only curse in native german

[sly jackal]

Seems like you both need help with grammar

[spiral siren]

For real tho

Wait not really

[sly jackal]

Ya'll takling like it's the 1700s

[spiral siren]

You Dumass

[shell forum]

Auf de heide bluht ein kleines Beinolein
Und dad heist
Erika

[spiral siren]

Thy jealous art visible

Like day

[shell forum]

See, thy knoweth German

[spiral siren]

Taking notes

📜

[sly jackal]

I ain't jealous 🤣

[shell forum]

Aye, my language sir

[spiral siren]

Thy sexual energies are blocked

For far too long

[shell forum]

Thee provokes a mod?

And the mod doth not strike back with a timeout???

I see, mod=phony god

Stand ho chatting the horror

The mods art a filthy false pow'r

[spiral siren]

Mod doth not 'cause mod knoweth not the prestige of our qualification

[sly jackal]

This annoying fr

[spiral siren]

Phony god ran outeth phones

[shell forum]

I, William Shankspeare, created the universe you exist in

I shall not be silenced

I have many other forms

God is my ultimate form

See

I AM GOD

[spiral siren]

Understandable'th

[shell forum]

This is my ultimate form

Though I do not use it much

[spiral siren]

Fuck

[swift field]

Guys

[shell forum]

You just witnessed a shapeshift my friend

My child

[sly jackal]

You a fraud sir

[swift field]

Do you think it's okay for a guy to shave his legs? Like if the legs got some muscles?

[shell forum]

Once, I went to the Romans and said "Your child bullied my child at school"

[sly jackal]

No lol

[shell forum]

So they crucified my child

[spiral siren]

No

[spiral siren]

😂

[shell forum]

Nahhhhh

[sly jackal]

I mean you do you, But men don't shave their legs lmao

[shell forum]

ACCUSE ME OF A FALSE GOD????

[spiral siren]

At that point you might as well start sitting down when you pee

[spiral siren]

Thee Show em

[swift field]

Hahahahaha

[shell forum]

Fuck off gorilla bot

[spiral siren]

Gorrila bot gave god dat L

[swift field]

Thanks for the opinions, really appreciate them

[shell forum]

Idgaf if I'm sending too many caps

You annoying prick

I'll strike down thee

[swift field]

Will definitely listen to yall

[sly jackal]

Bruh imagine getting toxic towards a bot

[spiral siren]

Bot

Skill issue

Negative KD

[shell forum]

@shell forum YOU are TOO SEXY in your messages 😡

[shell forum]

Silence false god

Thee is a PRETENDER

[spiral siren]

Kindly descend back to your human form @shell forum

[shell forum]

"Thy shall not worship a false idol"

[sly jackal]

bruv I ain't religious why would I fake to be god 🤣

[shell forum]

~28th commandment

Idfk

Cause I'm sexy

[sharp field]

real

[shell forum]

God is sexy

[deep hull]

How'd you know ?

[spiral siren]

Hey @sharp field

[deep hull]

You met him and came back ?

[shell forum]

I got a mirror

[deep hull]

💀💀

[sly jackal]

I shall keep my opinion to myself before I get demoted 🤣

[spiral siren]

😂

[deep hull]

Lmao 😂

[spiral siren]

God pissed you off 😆

[shell forum]

Very well my child

[spiral siren]

🙏

[deep hull]

Omfg

[sly jackal]

Nope, No religion disscussion is allowed

[deep hull]

You had to be the 1 @lavish flame

[spiral siren]

Dude by God I meant the dude

[shell forum]

Thou art return to original

[lavish flame]

who want to help me in gta

[sharp field]

real

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-talking-talking-to-self-alone-lonely-gif-5869985

[deep hull]

Budha coulda woulda

[sharp field]

real

[spiral siren]

Real

[shell forum]

I sayeth what is thy nameth sir

Wherefore doth thee forswear sir?

[sharp field]

real

[deep hull]

Why sir ? @shell forum

[lavish flame]

Hai

[shell forum]

Thou shall whisper thy name immediately

[deep hull]

Nou sir

[shell forum]

Now

Or else

[spiral siren]

@shell forum how long it taketh for you to jerketh off?

[sly jackal]

no tf I won't

[shell forum]

Yer nan has a skin fade

[shell forum]

Depends in the weather

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/kinoplex-steak-allow-me-to-explain-the-guy-above-me-is-insane-talking-gif-24312956

GET refunded by god

[spiral siren]

What does that even mean?

Devolve to one cell and go back to your dad's balls

[lavish flame]

one day you will never did out

[spiral siren]

Blud wut

[sharp field]

real

[queen compass]

turkey

[swift field]

So you don't wash ur glans after you pee?

That can cause pain in the penis cause there are fucking bacteria or germs in there

[stray oak]

bro's high on some offbrand crack and isn't making any sense

[simple salmon]

You mfs like pube hair, had to cut y'all off to see the sack 💰 🤑

[simple salmon]

I would like to place an order on some crack

[stray oak]

Cut No Shave yes

[stray oak]

no crack
plants you can contact zaza

[stray oak]

Cut yes Shave No *

[undone spire]

yes it's okay, even if you got muscles even if you do not, it's preffered to trim it using a machine but shaving is just fine.

I trim my whole body

[simple salmon]

Whether you shave your legs or keep em hairy, you're valid 💪

[undone spire]

^

[undone spire]

And I have done laser to body and arms

[spiral siren]

No i don't. Never got an infection in my life nor did any man I know did

[swift field]

Now thats fuckef

[undone spire]

my six pack looks better with 0 hair

that's what others say

[spiral siren]

Six pack?

Damn

Then I'd shave of all hair too

[undone spire]

the best is to trim, especially summer days

[spiral siren]

But say what you want arm hair looks sexy asf

[stray oak]

dick cheese

[simple salmon]

What if you clean shave only your torso but keep the rest of your body hella hairy

[spiral siren]

I shower everyday

Damn Dutch you're talking

[undone spire]

yeah that's fine, no one "forces" you to shave or trim- I am just telling that both sides win, there's no good or bad on that

if you want to have a forest sure, some girls like it

[stray oak]

you don't clear your glans

[spiral siren]

Why aren't you farming mangoes in Tahiti with dancing girls around

[simple salmon]

I'm ordering shawarma

[spiral siren]

No half sane man does

Never seen a man at a urinal clean his pp

[simple salmon]

Shawarma is for hot and sexy people

[spiral siren]

[stray oak]

fair enough

[spiral siren]

Shwarma is for basic bucks

[undone spire]

Jizzy, you're not "less-man" if you shave or trim yourself

[spiral siren]

Overrated asf

Indian food makes even vegetarian food taste godlike it's all about spices

How you put love in that meal

[swift field]

It does actually but i think i forgot to mention that i will do it once

[undone spire]

No it does not

[swift field]

My legs look like a long forest

[spiral siren]

Nah bro arm hair looks sexy idc what you say

Looks manly

[undone spire]

we not talking about arm hair

I personally don't have

but yeah

[undone spire]

yes, trim it

[spiral siren]

Leg hair too sometimes

[lavish flame]

not true

[undone spire]

fun fact

[spiral siren]

Depends on how think you body hair is too

[undone spire]

if you don't trim your...

it will start being smaller

and smaller

and smaller

[spiral siren]

"fun" fact

[undone spire]

:)

[spiral siren]

Bro my homie legit shaved off his ass hair and when they started growing again it fucking killed his arse

Like tiny little pricks

[undone spire]

he shaved it alone? I don't recommend it

[stray oak]

[spiral siren]

You recommend company?? 💀

[sharp field]

real

[spiral siren]

I honestly want to say fuck you at this point but I won't because you're ugly

[undone spire]

if you don't know what you shaving, better let a proffesional do it

[sharp field]

real

[simple salmon]

fake

[undone spire]

ofc you don't go shave your ass like that lol

[simple salmon]

You use garden shears

[undone spire]

after a week you will have issues

[spiral siren]

"Professional ass shaver"

[quiet badger]

What the hell

[undone spire]

hair laser

[harsh nebula]

I agree

[spiral siren]

Nah bro you being technical

But if anyone hiring "ass shavers" (females) sign me tf up

[simple salmon]

What if you get pegged

[spiral siren]

I'm impenetrable 🗿

[stray oak]

did he stutter?

[simple salmon]

I'm gonna ring up my barber ask if he does ass hair

[stray oak]

[spiral siren]

@simple salmon let me know how much he charges

I'm gonna give you an additional 10% discount on top of that

@simple salmon you done yet?

[simple salmon]

Nah brother my barber said he's gonna provide me some "additional" services

But now I have to get in some weird position hold on

[spiral siren]

Is he doing it for free?

[simple salmon]

Yeah he said we're cool so he's gonna "gift me"

[spiral siren]

Is he called Johny by any chance?

And he sins a lot?

[simple salmon]

Nah, Troy Darquavious

[spiral siren]

Nah my guy Johny who Sins has expertise in this field

You should probably contact him

Also jokes apart

Why does "professional ass shaver" sound like a legit professional who would get hired by a multi millionaire??

[sly jackal]

I'm pretty sure that's a job lol

[simple salmon]

Uber Eats out here charging me $25 man

For a small shawarma

[sly jackal]

The people who do the waxing would do it I would assume

[spiral siren]

Ordering online was always a scam

Fuck that

People out there selling a single fried potato out there for 20$

[spiral siren]

Blud I can't even imagine letting someone else almost sniff my butt and shave it

[sly jackal]

I wouldn't either lmao

[night linden]

[timber lava]

It feels relaxing

fuck you

(I’m having an affair with my butt shaver)

[shell forum]

Wtf

Thou art a strange person

[night linden]

nicee

[indigo dove]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-gif-25645320

Hi everyone, I'm new to all this discord stuff. I'm Planet by the way.

[sly jackal]

[pseudo bolt]

anyone want to play gta 5 hiests

we are 2 players we need 2 more

[timber lava]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[upper fractal]

Hey @pseudo bolt, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[sharp field]

real

[alpine current]

Wassup how u all doing

[night linden]

very bad

im dealing with addictions

[alpine current]

Damn

Well if u need someone to talk to then monke can do that bro

[night linden]

im struggling with marijuana nd alcohols

[shell forum]

Thy art an addict

[night linden]

sad part is ik its bad but i dont wanna stop

[shell forum]

People who smoke weed trying not to tell everyone they smoke weed (it's impossible)

[alpine current]

Now’s not the time brother

[shell forum]

What?

[night linden]

[shell forum]

You mean "now" 💀

[alpine current]

Have u tried speaking to anyone about it?

[alpine current]

Bro said he’s an addict and u just say that lol

[shell forum]

Bro I'm talking about all weed smokers in general

[half thunder]

Why? Is there a reason

[shell forum]

Keep your head up @night linden

[half thunder]

Sadness? Does alcohol make you forget the bad things in life?

[shell forum]

You're a real one 💯🙌

[night linden]

yea kinda

[half thunder]

ok this will be personal but what are your problems in life

[night linden]

it actually knocks me out of realisation

[half thunder]

Or most importantly,with yourself?

[lavish flame]

I just swung my pp around like a helicopter

🚁🍆

[shell forum]

You said this multiple times

[half thunder]

Bro wtf

[lavish flame]

Oh shit I’m compromised

Life could be dream

Life could be dream

[pseudo blade]

🚨🚨🚨

[half thunder]

Wtf is Mors mutual doing here?

Nah Mors about to take away his car

Remove the insurance on that shit

[pseudo blade]

U have not paid ur insurence @half thunder.

[half thunder]

Fuck my bad I'll get the money in a week I swear

😭😭

[shell forum]

Mors can I get my Kamacho back?

[pseudo blade]

Better grind cayo

[pseudo blade]

WTF is a Kamacho?!

[lavish flame]

inside ?

[shell forum]

Off-road

[lavish flame]

I jerk off to girls on gta

[spiral siren]

7$

[lavish flame]

I swing my 🍆 around like a helicopter 🚁

[spiral siren]

Cuz it's nice

But not expensive

[pseudo blade]

Yes with Mors it is mutual

[spiral siren]

I'll swing your neck around like a helicopter 🚁

[lavish flame]

No

[pseudo blade]

I will make you 🦼🦽🦉

[shell forum]

Gyal want some dicking

[pseudo blade]

[night linden]

meh

[wind trout]

Guys guess what

I'm back from work

[slender plume]

yeah this chat is still wild

[pseudo vector]

I love my banana

[hallow leaf]

i hate when my banana is black

[sharp field]

real

[weary arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wtfh-did-i-witness-bunny-gif-18373649

[agile spade]

https://tenor.com/view/django-unchained-uncle-tom-gif-24771530

[near patrol]

[stray zinc]

Hey guys

[near patrol]

Hi

[stray zinc]

I’m new to gta and everything

And I just got the submarine thingy

I watched a yt video and they said that shoud be the first thing I get

[agile spade]

Nice

[stray zinc]

Now what do I do

[unreal echo]

it’s spongebobs birthday

he 37

[stray zinc]

Oh ok

[sharp field]

real

[lavish flame]

Sup

[half thunder]

What is bro doing

[tawny galleon]

Fuck off hoe🤣🤣🤡

[sly jackal]

DM lad

[tawny galleon]

Aight

[unreal echo]

على وشك الانفجار

[near patrol]

Fuck off off brand reaper 🤣🤣🤡

[half thunder]

چی داری میگی

[tawny galleon]

Brand reaper??

[near patrol]

Knockoff

[tawny galleon]

🤓

[half thunder]

انفجار

[near patrol]

That's you

[tawny galleon]

Ofc

[near patrol]

Ofc

[half thunder]

that's all of us😎

[near patrol]

Nah

That's akuma

[unreal echo]

[half thunder]

Bro do you mean explosion lol

Nah SpongeBob exploding hisself

Bro is pedophile nahhhh

[sharp field]

what?

[thin coral]

when they talk like that you just fucking know their bad at sex

[half thunder]

Bro rizzing up Fortnite players

Bro go rizz up people in tinder

[thin coral]

no one who can fuck good says "let me hit" 💀

[thin coral]

IKR

[half thunder]

Why tf in fortnite

[slender plume]

you're talking to a discord mod

gotta realise that

[thin coral]

idk why ppl tryna e date if their an adult...like if ur a teen like ok i get it you dont have access t dating apps and they just gotta get this shit out of theri system