💬┃gorilla-chat

[half pine]

Just started playing got most things just not got nightclub or arcade didn’t know if they were worth it

[tawny galleon]

Arcade aint worth shit for passive income

And casino takes too long to be that effective

[half pine]

It gets u access to casino tho doesn’t it

Yea I thot that

Done it with a kid the other day and took ages

Rather just do Cayo

[tawny galleon]

Its better to pay the 15% grabber fee and get cayo in 48mins againlol

[half pine]

Yeah

[tawny galleon]

In fact even doing it solo…id say is wuicker

*quicker

[half pine]

Might need to hop on run Cayo sell stock and buy the night club then

[tawny galleon]

Give it till tomorrow before buying just in case its on discount

🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

[half pine]

Wot happens tomorrow

[tawny galleon]

New weekly shit

[half pine]

Ohhhhh

Calm

I get ya

[tawny galleon]

Everything swaps for discounts n stuff lol

[half pine]

Ahhhh fairs lad

Quite new to gta online

Never really touched it

Until now

[amber badger]

Anyone tryna run cayo

[tawny galleon]

EYY LAD🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[tawny galleon]

#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4

[half pine]

Yessi

[amber badger]

Yo what

[tawny galleon]

Wrong one

[amber badger]

It says no access

[half pine]

I want access to the no access

[tawny galleon]

#1031671872439451729

[half pine]

Still says no access

Well for me it does

[wind trout]

Akuma helper when

[tawny galleon]

💀💀

[half pine]

Akuma has to help or all skelp his arse

🙂

[tawny galleon]

U couldna skelp nessie ya bawbag

[wind trout]

You need to select the role in #👉roles to get access to the respective lfg channels

[half pine]

Nessie is ma best pal all have u know

[lavish flame]

I got hole in one and perfect game of darts in one day

[half pine]

He’s down at mine for a bottle this weekend

[tawny galleon]

Ey fucking share cunty baws

[half pine]

Got 2 in the fridge

I think

[tawny galleon]

🤣🤣😭😭😭

[half pine]

Let me check

Only got one must of drank one

[tawny galleon]

I got a half bottle ae glen fiddich in the cupboard

[lavish flame]

Let him cook now

LET HIM cook

[tawny galleon]

Fuck no he burns water

[half pine]

Never had that tbh more of a wine and Morgan’s type ah guy

A burn spoons

[tawny galleon]

Ewww

[lavish flame]

How do you burn watet

[tawny galleon]

Idk ask my ma

[lavish flame]

Water boils

[near patrol]

It evaporates

[tawny galleon]

She could make a bonny cake or any baking stuff

Couldnt cook worth a fuck

[near patrol]

Damn

[half pine]

Debating getting on gta now

[tawny galleon]

💀💀

[half pine]

To see your ma

On the corners

[tawny galleon]

Meh mines 6ft u der

She didnt pay me her pimp duties

[half pine]

Bet u still pay her dig money

[tawny galleon]

Yeah she that fat im still digging her grave💀🤣🤣

[half pine]

Oh damn

[wind trout]

@near patrol seeing you is like seeing a shiny pokemon

[tawny galleon]

😮‍💨😮‍💨

[near patrol]

Hm?

[half pine]

Why u changed to Xbox now

[wind trout]

Saying I don't see you much

[near patrol]

I'm here most of the time. You're the one who disappears

[tawny galleon]

Always was…i just took the ps role off lol

[lavish flame]

Many men

[half pine]

Ohhhhh

[lavish flame]

Many many many men

[wind trout]

[half pine]

Wish death upon me

Blood in my eyes darling I can’t see

[near patrol]

[wind trout]

I didn't expect the turns to be tabled

[near patrol]

LMAO

Ima be heading out for about 30 mins or less

Byee

[wind trout]

And he says I'm the one who disappears

[shell forum]

Holla mine own cater-cousins i has't hath returned from mine own silence to talketh to thee

Greetings mine own fellow how art thee this quite quaint day

[lavish flame]

You cant even turn the gas on

How you cook

[warm pumice]

Amored trucks is finally getting back

In gta Online 🥳

[bleak scaffold]

?

[sturdy sedge]

how much do the armoured truck pay specially being 2x ?

[sharp agate]

Who’s down to play

[near patrol]

Am I wrong tho?

[wind trout]

No you're not

[near patrol]

Exactly

I went for a few minutes leaving my phone to charge. I return and it wasn't charging

[wind trout]

Imagine

[lusty atlas]

K

[sly jackal]

Skill issue

[crimson basalt]

Bruh for some reason i own mw for free

[lavish flame]

Hii hope everyone’s doing well!!!:)

fr fr

[lavish flame]

sup

[lavish flame]

sounds like alzeihmer issue

[lavish flame]

How’s it goinggggg

[shell forum]

Romeo romeo wh're art mine own romeo

I shall sayeth yond nipple pi'rcings art sexy

[lavish flame]

Verily, Romeo doth tarry, awaiting the timely update of Warzone, mine good comrade.

[shell forum]

I shall did beat thy rampallian

Beest careful with thy w'rds

[lavish flame]

Verily, in his longing for Warzone's update, Romeo turned to the solace of self-pleasure to pass the time.

[shell forum]

Stand ho chatting the horror

I gage i shall dismount a glock

[shell forum]

I seeth thee speaketh mine own language sir how v'ry marvellous

Wh're has't thee gone sir?

[lavish flame]

I knoweth, yon truth be told, this beest wondrous,
A spectacle of marvel, most extraordinary.

[shell forum]

Ah i seeth, v'ry und'rstandable mine own cousin

[lavish flame]

Mods, verily, they be fools of the highest order,
Whose wit and wisdom doth falter and falter further.

[shell forum]

Alas! The mods art a filthy false pow'r

Thee shall beat their ass

[lavish flame]

They, in truth, acteth as they please, without restraint,
Lazy as the shadows that dawdle and feign.

play with me you cant sleep

Whilst some may deign to engage and converse,
Others deem themselves mighty, with ample posterior girth.

[shell forum]

Mods are simply Filthy, lacking, no more brain than stone and ridiculous pagans

Rapscallians!

[lavish flame]

"Verily, I beseech thee, hold thy tongue,
Forsooth, I shall speaketh no more in this tone."

[shell forum]

I sayeth what is thy nameth sir

[lavish flame]

Disgust, I say, doth fill mine heart's chamber,
These mods, abhorred, bringeth naught but disdain and anger.

[shell forum]

Alas! Fuck not with thee

Wherefore doth thee forswear sir

Beest careful with thy w'rds

[lavish flame]

Hark, mine acquaintance, Carl Johnson by name,
A comrade and homie in this mortal game.

[shell forum]

I shall did beat thy rampallian

You poor, base, rascally, cheating lack-linen fool

Shankspeare on topeth 💯

[crimson basalt]

Microsoft should legit just buy take 2

[shell forum]

Microsoft should buy activision

[lavish flame]

Yet there are occasions when they mute words, unjustly frowned upon.

[shell forum]

Ps need to stop being little bitch boys

[lavish flame]

nahhh

[shell forum]

I agree sir, they silence thee who dare speak words against thou

[shell forum]

Why not sir?

[lavish flame]

microsoft already have forza that shit everybody wants to play tbh

overated or not

[shell forum]

Yeah, ps has all the good exclusives

[lavish flame]

playstation does have granturismo but forza hiits diff

[shell forum]

Forza is the only good xbox exclusive

Ps has all these good ones

[lavish flame]

if they buy activision cod will be exclusive for sure

[shell forum]

No it wouldn't

[lavish flame]

but fromwhat i know the deal did not go through

[shell forum]

They have sworn it wouldn't

[lavish flame]

BLUD is tough talking on discord😭💯💯💀 if you ever see me in the STREETS, YOU better gorilla glue those CHEEKS or else im going WILD😂

👆😡❌

[shell forum]

🤡

I sayeth, thou will get shanked up

"Blud" 🤓

[lavish flame]

imo there are lots of opportunities in the gaming industries but deveoppers always take shit decisions

[lavish flame]

[lavish flame]

k

[shell forum]

Plus so what if it does become exclusive? PS have been buying companies for years, but when xbox does it, it's unfair?

Playstation should be last to complain 🤣

[lavish flame]

Ong

[gray drift]

Wassup yall im currently selling gta method for 10€ each guaranteed money back if u think im gonna scam u dont even dm me but if ur interested dms are open

[crimson basalt]

The judge denied the FTCs attempt to block the deal

[lavish flame]

Brother, he doth believe himself mighty and fierce,
Until his ass, by force, is rendered pierced.

[shell forum]

Xbox have offered a 10 year contract for ps

[lavish flame]

We need activision- blizzard

[lavish flame]

ohh

Common UK L

[shell forum]

Ps have no reason other than they're salty

[crimson basalt]

Cod on gamepass

[lavish flame]

Trying to block 2 American companies from making a deal

[shell forum]

Yeah I am embarrassed to be british after that

[raw warren]

1st one is a joke with myst 2 nd 3 rd one is just me trying it ONCE

[lavish flame]

i still dont know why you gotta pay to play online

[crimson basalt]

Elder scrolls 6 boutta be xbox exclusive

[shell forum]

Frr, revive all the old games

[shell forum]

Same with ps

Ps plus?

I have a ps4 too

[lavish flame]

bitch

[gray drift]

Wdym

[lavish flame]

i think so my friend was talking about this to me

[shell forum]

I shall stab thee up

[lavish flame]

get that shit deleted before they ban

[mortal hedge]

yeah ps plus is basically the same as xbox live

[shell forum]

But seriously, ps have no reason other than "nah"

[gray drift]

They ban for this typa stuff?

[shell forum]

Fr

[lavish flame]

@sly jackal bruh what the fuck is this

[mortal hedge]

yeah

[lavish flame]

scammer alert lmao

[gray drift]

Aint no scammer

But aight

[mortal hedge]

press x to doubt

[shell forum]

🤣

[lost schooner]

I made sure to dump that ban hammer on his face

[shell forum]

"Nah" ~Rosa Parks, 1955

[lavish flame]

the man the myth the legend

[lost schooner]

inspirational quotes frfr

[mortal hedge]

scott sterling

[lavish flame]

😂 😂

[raw warren]

What if he moves and you miss

[shell forum]

"I'll just use the Forza rewind button" ~Paul Walker

[lavish flame]

oooooooooooo

[lavish flame]

for family

[shell forum]

Frr

The mods art a filthy false pow'r

I shall did beat thy rampallian

[lavish flame]

I understand, for the hour grows late and sleep beckons,
Rest well, as the clock strikes the midnight seconds.

[shell forum]

GTAMEN uploaded, make sure to watch otherwise I with beateth thee

[wind trout]

You like watching men?

Sound a little gay

[lost schooner]

then ill "accidentally" hit you ig

[shell forum]

I sayeth, thy will get beaten

[lavish flame]

[raw warren]

[shell forum]

Watch thy words filth

[mortal hedge]

dayum

i like your words funny wizard man

[wind trout]

Shakespeare never existed

[lavish flame]

Good sir, seeking validation to find solace in one's identity,
May you find inner peace and contentment, regardless of society's decree.

[wind trout]

He's made up

Trust me

[shell forum]

Fucketh you

[mortal hedge]

source ; trust me bro

[shell forum]

Thou will dismount the glock

Dumbass

[lavish flame]

😭 🤣

[shell forum]

Thee will het shanked

Pussyeth

Thou will end thee life

Thou art a twat

[wind trout]

If you can name the most famous line from romeo and juliet I'll go away

[shell forum]

"Romeo romeo where art thou romeo"

Punk

[wind trout]

Man cosplayed as a female

What a dumbass

[shell forum]

Thou art insecure little bitch

[wind trout]

Anyways I'ma go play rdo

[mortal hedge]

goest and fucketh thyself, thou piece of shite

[lavish flame]

today is thirsday inni

[shell forum]

Alas! Thy rapscallian is retreating

[sharp field]

hey chat

[shell forum]

Wednesday in good olde Britain

Rule britannia and all that bollocks

[mortal hedge]

i reckon it be wednesday

[lavish flame]

Greetings, kind interlocutor!

[shell forum]

Aye good chap

[sharp field]

ok bro

[shell forum]

Greetings mine own fellow how art thee this quite quaint day

[wind trout]

If you can name how many people died in that play I'll stop insulting you

[shell forum]

You can't insult to save your life G

You never insulted me

Fucketh off back to thy own shithole

[wind trout]

Turned a full 180 when he got defensive

That's funny asf

Funny dude

[shell forum]

"Bitch-ass motherfucker" ~Shankspeare, 2023

Your head goes 180⁰ when you head a guy fapping behind you

[lavish flame]

Thou proclaimeth, in mirthful fashion, that you are the insult,

[shell forum]

Stand ho chatting the horror

I shall stab thee up

[mortal hedge]

oh my

[lavish flame]

fucketh thyself

Verily, this chat be as lifeless as a tomb,
Forsooth, this conversation bears a wretched gloom.

[sly jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/tbls-sassy-the-big-les-show-sasquatch-gif-21149980

[shell forum]

Alas! Fuck not with thee

Lucky @lavish flame is holding me back

I do not knoweth

[lavish flame]

fucketh thyself Humbly and with due reverence

[shell forum]

Alas! Procede with haste

[sly jackal]

You gotta get close to it before it comes on the map

[lavish flame]

Do not restrain thyself, my good companion.

get close to it you will get notification

[shell forum]

I thought that was only the gun van?

And dealers

[lavish flame]

depedns

depends

[sly jackal]

no, gun van, dealers and stash house

[lavish flame]

or just go to your map no need to get close

[lavish flame]

it just appears on my map tho even when ar

[shell forum]

"Crip crip" ~Shankspeare

[lavish flame]

far

[shell forum]

Yeah same, always appears on map for me no matter distance

I sayeth, why does thee cry?

Man up, don't be a bitch

~Shankspeare

Make me punketh

[lavish flame]

id rather have myself in a server alone than wait an eternity to get a lobby full of people in gta

[shell forum]

Thy get stabbed

Thy should watch thou back

Punk motherfucker

You about about that life lil homie

Thee put in too much effort, thy is desperate

Thy do not fucketh with Shankspeare

Are you fuck

Only time you see your mum is when social services gives the thumbs up

But alas! Thy is salty

[lavish flame]

Cease thy words, fucketh thyself

[shell forum]

Thee shouldst killeth thyself

I'm banned 💀🙏

[jagged wraith]

"Yer mums house" 🤓🤓

[lavish flame]

bro😭 😂

[crimson basalt]

Aint you that guy who painted the moaning lisa

[jagged wraith]

Only one cringy is you

[lavish flame]

wtf😭 😭 🤣

[sharp field]

freeform routine dropping soon

[lavish flame]

Refrain from addressing thy elder.m thy shall fucketh thyself

[jagged wraith]

Someone whos been here longer then u

[limpid surge]

how long does it take to load in gtao

[sharp field]

hey Mehmet

[spring wigeon]

5 mis prob

maybe 1 if lucky

[limpid surge]

hi mehmet

[limpid surge]

ouf alr

[lavish flame]

depends bro, the servers have to search according to your internet connection and stuff

[sharp field]

i’ve been here longer than both

[spring wigeon]

weird flex

[jagged wraith]

💀

[spring wigeon]

but ok

[limpid surge]

ah ok

[jagged wraith]

Hes using a alt lol

Against the rules of the server 💀?

[lavish flame]

an*

[limpid surge]

bruh no one cares lmao

[lavish flame]

[lavish flame]

fucketh thy mods

[loud kiln]

Mehmet doesnt care

[jagged wraith]

indeed

[limpid surge]

bro wahat

[spring wigeon]

na but u still have one incase you get punished

[loud kiln]

Mc in 30ish?

[jagged wraith]

Bet just ping when ur rdy lol.

[loud kiln]

Just got home from work

[sharp field]

depends if he was banned on the original acc

[noble lintel]

Hello mfs

[sharp field]

you didn’t invite me

[limpid surge]

hey aurthur

[loud kiln]

U never asked for it

[noble lintel]

Hello there boahhh

[sharp field]

minecraft?

on what

[loud kiln]

@jagged wraith btw i plat rl

[loud kiln]

Ps4

[lavish flame]

hello Meat Fish Salt

[sharp field]

oh

[limpid surge]

how are you aurthur

[sharp field]

are u guys playing survival?

[loud kiln]

Yh

[jagged wraith]

Ay nice

[sharp field]

you trophy hunting?

[loud kiln]

Old world tho

[loud kiln]

We both plat mc

[jagged wraith]

We both got mc plat 💀

[sharp field]

oh

damn

[lavish flame]

explain

[sharp field]

i was gonna say you could get hella trophies from my world

[jagged wraith]

lol

[noble lintel]

Hello Carly

[loud kiln]

I got a fully upgraded beacon if u need it

[noble lintel]

I'm good boahhhh

[sharp field]

i have a plat

[limpid surge]

thats good

[loud kiln]

U dont need beacon achievement for plat tho

[sharp field]

i’ve made at least 50 full powered beacons

my gold and iron farm are too op

[jagged wraith]

Maybe i can finish my underground base then work on a chest room 😂

[slender geyser]

@noble lintel hi

[noble lintel]

Hello bmoaaaaaa

[near patrol]

Shut it sassy

[loud kiln]

How u make an iron farm on bedrock, cant get iron golem farm

[loud kiln]

Pigman farm?

[sharp field]

you need at least 20 villagers

[lusty atlas]

Ok

[jagged wraith]

Did i use up too much of your diamonds yesterday?

[slender geyser]

last i was in this server we were bullying akuma the 30 year old about his tiny penis. what happened since then

[wind trout]

Who did that

[sharp field]

@loud kiln https://youtu.be/kI-9qzxaXrc

[wind trout]

I'll find you

[slender geyser]

@wind trout dm thT

[loud kiln]

Nah, i got 15 blocks at a base 1500 blovks away

[sharp field]

me

stop bro

[lusty kraken]

we need two guys for haist

[loud kiln]

Jc the goat frfr

[sharp field]

yeah i always use his farms

oh yeah

when you make an iron farm

[wind trout]

I'm bored mb

[loud kiln]

His arent always the best but they work

[slender geyser]

last i was in this server we were bullying akuma the 30 year old about his tiny penis. what happened since then

[sharp field]

be at least 200 blocks away from a village

[sharp field]

true

but this iron farm is insane

i had a 200 block hopper trail and it still overflowed

[slender geyser]

omg thats crazy

20 block hopper trail and it STILL overflowrd

[lavish flame]

fr fr

[slender geyser]

omg

[lavish flame]

frfr

[loud kiln]

I already got a stack of iron blocks tho, why need more

[lavish flame]

rfr

[sharp field]

bc

[slender geyser]

ikr

[sharp field]

hoppers

[lavish flame]

frfr

[slender geyser]

i LOVE minecraft

[lavish flame]

frfr

[sharp field]

and plus

[loud kiln]

Why i need hoppers

[lavish flame]

frfr

[sharp field]

infinite beacons

[slender geyser]

yall are my little cousins bro fr fr

[lavish flame]

frfr

[sharp field]

you won’t have to tear them down

[lavish flame]

drdr

[slender geyser]

frrrrr @lavish flame

[loud kiln]

I havent even beaten the enderdragon

[lavish flame]

frfr

[sharp field]

bro

beat the ender dragon

you don’t have an elytra yet?

☠️

[lavish flame]

[loud kiln]

No

[dusty dagger]

Alas! Thy main account was muted

[lavish flame]

what the fuck😐😐😐

[slender geyser]

this is not a minecraft chat

[loud kiln]

I use blue ice with boats

[dusty dagger]

Shankspeare will always live in our hearts 🙏

[slender geyser]

damn

[lavish flame]

[dusty dagger]

It is me, Shankspeare

I was silence

By the filthy mids

[slender geyser]

shakespear

[dusty dagger]

Mods

[lavish flame]

motherfucker

[dusty dagger]

But no moee

[slender geyser]

shakespear (wiith capitalized letters)

[dusty dagger]

I will not tolerate this criticism

[slender geyser]

@dusty dagger me tooo

[lavish flame]

Shankspear bodyguard

[slender geyser]

@noble lintel and @dusty dagger hello!!

[dusty dagger]

STOP sending SO MANY caps 😡

[lavish flame]

bro returning with skrulls

[sharp field]

you need an elytra

[dusty dagger]

Frr

[slender geyser]

STOP sending SO MANY caps 😡

[dusty dagger]

Just another day motherfucker

[lavish flame]

tiktok motherfucker

[dusty dagger]

My fight will live on

[lavish flame]

nay

[slender geyser]

shakespear 😍

[lavish flame]

gah

[dusty dagger]

You thought you escaped

Little prick

[lavish flame]

[dusty dagger]

Sam L Jackson is too powerful

[slender geyser]

wait i have 7 points 1 more um banned

im 1 point away from being vanned

[lavish flame]

fr fr

[noble lintel]

Samuel L.Jackson

[dusty dagger]

I have like 4 alt accounts

[lavish flame]

fr fr

[noble lintel]

Can u say motherfucker for me

?

🤣

[dusty dagger]

I have had it

With these motherfucking snakes

On this motherfucking plane

[noble lintel]

Ahhhhh

[dusty dagger]

Yeah 5 alt accounts

[noble lintel]

Can I get your autograph

[dusty dagger]

And even then I can use my girls

[slender geyser]

hey guys is 7 old enough

[dusty dagger]

Sure, 𝓈𝒶𝓂𝓁𝒿𝒶𝒸𝓀𝓈ℴ𝓃

[sharp field]

BRO

majit

[noble lintel]

😳😤

[dusty dagger]

Good enough?

[sharp field]

we can sneak under 1.5 blocks

[noble lintel]

🤧🤧🤧

I'm gonna cry

[sharp field]

and go into crawl mode

[loud kiln]

@sharp field what

Ik

[sharp field]

we have java features now

[loud kiln]

Crawl mode?

[noble lintel]

Thank you good sir

[sharp field]

mid update

[sharp field]

trapdoor

[dusty dagger]

No problem, just another day motherfucker

[loud kiln]

Ooh

[slender geyser]

omg stfu about minecraft

[sharp field]

and we don’t need shovels anymore for boats

dub

[loud kiln]

Proper redstone features when?

[dusty dagger]

Wait I can say the n word????

[sharp field]

never lmao

[alpine current]

You shut the fuck up

[slender geyser]

yes new update

[slender geyser]

lurker activity 🤓

[alpine current]

Just got here

[noble lintel]

Keep talking about Minecraft

Love that game

[sharp field]

nvm no crawl mode

[loud kiln]

@slender geyser cringe

[sharp field]

they made crouching look weird tho

[loud kiln]

Bruh why tf u lyin

[alpine current]

Agreed

[slender geyser]

my solo minecrsft world of 300 hrs got curropted maybe thatgs why im mad :(

[alpine current]

Good

[jagged wraith]

Minecraft is better then 1 year ago

[sharp field]

it’s alright

[slender geyser]

omg 2 more hours of work

[dusty dagger]

I think Sam L Jackson should have mod privileges

[slender geyser]

someone tell me how to time travlr

[dusty dagger]

I'd ban all those who speak against me

[loud kiln]

Getting mod is easy

[dusty dagger]

I'll be the ultimate dictator

[slender geyser]

id say the n word but id get banned

[alpine current]

You close discord and do work

[dusty dagger]

I wouldn't ban you for saying the N word Bmoa

[slender geyser]

retail store empty

[dusty dagger]

How

[slender geyser]

plus i did all my work hater monke

[loud kiln]

U apply, i did it too and easy

[dusty dagger]

Where

[alpine current]

Work harder

[normal nebula]

Might sound stupid but how I switch to new gen

[sharp field]

and just like that every chance you ever had it’s gone ☠️

[noble lintel]

Minecraft was better when they had just added the nether update

[loud kiln]

Wait till apps open

[dusty dagger]

Hey I need to be a mod

Okay

[loud kiln]

U saying u never said something like that

[slender geyser]

villager slaves 😍

[dusty dagger]

Can't tale criticism

Take

[sharp field]

tbh

[dusty dagger]

I'd be fair

[copper sinew]

anyone participating in this... definitely does not need to be a mod...

[sharp field]

i actually haven’t

[loud kiln]

Cap

[alpine current]

Me

[queen compass]

sboob dogg

[loud kiln]

Ngl, with my warns idk how i got mod

[dusty dagger]

Gift me nitro

[slender geyser]

buzzard

[queen compass]

yes

[slender geyser]

i was wesponding

[noble lintel]

Eeeee

[slender geyser]

mmmmm

[queen compass]

sboob gawg

[dusty dagger]

Gift me nitro for jerky jerky time 🍆✊️

[loud kiln]

@sharp field actually we dont look at warns in mod apps right?

[slender geyser]

guys im trying so hard not to get banned rn

im trying so hard

im so hard

[queen compass]

erm

[sly jackal]

Don't encourage it or you will be muted

[slender geyser]

i did in dm

[loud kiln]

@sly jackal Say n word when?

[dusty dagger]

Sorry daddy

[copper sinew]

nice 😁

[sly jackal]

I don't lol

[loud kiln]

I said it twice in this discord, 1 was an accident, 1 was a copy past

[dusty dagger]

I slaughter booty like a race

Am I allowed to say the N word?

[slender geyser]

id repeat but id get banned

[dusty dagger]

I'm black

[sly jackal]

I didn't see you so I can't mute you lol

[slender geyser]

guys its so hard not to get banned

[dusty dagger]

Well Sam L Jackson is anyways

[sly jackal]

No

[dusty dagger]

I can say it right?

But I'm black

Kinda

[sly jackal]

Idc

You say it and imma mute u

[slender geyser]

whats uur actual race

[alpine current]

@dusty dagger say it see what happens

[slender geyser]

like u said kinda

are u mixed

[dusty dagger]

White, but Sam L Jackson is black so it counts

[slender geyser]

basically

[loud kiln]

One was over a year ago, the other one was when i was mod, i said night but the "h" become an "g" and the "t" became the "r" lol

[slender geyser]

im white but snoop is black so it counts

[sly jackal]

We don't allow anyone to say it..

[dusty dagger]

Awww

[loud kiln]

Broke remembers his application

[slender geyser]

i got muted for sayinng “ni”

[sly jackal]

Oh I remember that last 1 🤣

[slender geyser]

gg lads

[loud kiln]

Lol

[slender geyser]

😈

[gentle oasis]

Can you shut up @loud kiln

Thanks

[loud kiln]

@gentle oasis fifa when i get ps5 but when i get ps5 when?

[alpine current]

U got fifa?

[loud kiln]

@jagged wraith mc now?

[gentle oasis]

When are you getting one

[gentle oasis]

Bro playing with his girl

[loud kiln]

On ps4 tho and i dont play it

[jagged wraith]

yeah 1 sec

[gentle oasis]

@loud kiln Where do you live

Country

[jagged wraith]

im checking something then ill be on

[alpine current]

@gentle oasis u play fifa?

[loud kiln]

Mxd land

[jagged wraith]

26/30 for this challenge ill do it later

Hopping on mc

[loud kiln]

Still starting my ps tho

[obsidian flare]

Is the diamond casino model and fingerprint thing worth it?

[loud kiln]

No

[gentle oasis]

No

[loud kiln]

Theres a site where u can practise the finger print

[jagged wraith]

Lmao oky

[obsidian flare]

What's it called?

[jagged wraith]

Ill be afk for a minute anyway

[loud kiln]

Prob google, casino finger print hack practise and u will find it

[obsidian flare]

Okay thank you 😁

[loud kiln]

Np

Saves an easy 300k or however much it is

[boreal oracle]

Does anyone know how to get the railgun or did they take that out

[loud kiln]

@sharp field did they add the swatsika trees?

[loud kiln]

Gunvan

[boreal oracle]

It’s not there when I go into weapons

That’s what I seen on YouTube

[loud kiln]

Well idk then, i dont play gta

Try gta discussion

[boreal oracle]

Okay

[fringe flower]

Helloo

[loud kiln]

@jagged wraith sent

[jagged wraith]

Ya 1 min

Im not explaining where im at lol

💀

[loud kiln]

All good

[sharp field]

bro what?

[fringe flower]

I'm new to actually playing gta online
I've seen videos about it

[jagged wraith]

Alr im connecting

[dusty dagger]

Gat online

[loud kiln]

The new trees, u never seen those tiktoks?

[jagged wraith]

Nah we playin mc

[loud kiln]

They can grow into swatsika shaped trees

[jagged wraith]

alr im in now @loud kiln

[loud kiln]

Im judt grinding xp

[jagged wraith]

Lmao oky

[dusty dagger]

Damn girl wanna hang out with Samuel L Jackson?

[obsidian flare]

Uhhh

[jagged wraith]

🤨 simp

[lavish flame]

bro speaking african

[loud kiln]

Tf dont u understand from that sentence

[lavish flame]

what is a swatsika

[obsidian flare]

Depends where you live, doubt you close to me

[lavish flame]

sounds like a plant

[dusty dagger]

Manchester ✊️✊️✊️✊️

[loud kiln]

0 historical knowledge

[simple iron]

damn they found a new planet

[obsidian flare]

Fuck off rlly?

[lavish flame]

thats the past

[sharp field]

bro

this random just joined my world

[loud kiln]

Thats me

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/pixelplace-gif-24586548

@lavish flame

[sharp field]

is it really?

[lavish flame]

i just thought of something

[loud kiln]

No

[sharp field]

yea

ik

[dusty dagger]

Yep

[sharp field]

i don’t have you added

[lavish flame]

what if i scammed shopping carts then sold them zaza

im gonna become a walmart fiend

[obsidian flare]

I live in Manny too🤣

[lavish flame]

?

[jagged wraith]

💀

[lavish flame]

who names their town manny

[dusty dagger]

Short for manchester

[lavish flame]

you must be from nebraska

[dusty dagger]

Nah from Manchester

[wind trout]

I killed one fucking turkey and harriet sprays me

ffs

[lavish flame]

what is bro talking about

[obsidian flare]

Meeting Sam L Jackson is pretty cool icl 😁

[wind trout]

Rdo

[dusty dagger]

Talking about my town bro you asked?

[lavish flame]

not you

obviously

[dusty dagger]

Sorry brodem my G homie

[sly jackal]

@tawny galleon I ain't welsh ya cheeky twat 🤣 🤣

[dusty dagger]

Welsh are disgusting

[lavish flame]

i was about to get sassy fr

[sly jackal]

They are indeed

[wind trout]

I can't even sell my samples now

I was gonna rank up ffs

[sly jackal]

Dirty no good sheep shaggers

[dusty dagger]

Rishi Sunak should trade Wales for Ibiza

[wind trout]

Sounds like racism

[dusty dagger]

It's justified if it towards the Welsh

[sly jackal]

Nah it's just the welsh, fuck em

Brits and welsh really don't get along 🤣

[dusty dagger]

Fuck Wlaes

[sly jackal]

Innit cuh

[dusty dagger]

Where you from sasquatch

[alpine current]

You could probably say it about any uk country lol

[sly jackal]

Geordie land

You?

[dusty dagger]

Ahhh

Newcastle?

[sly jackal]

aye

[dusty dagger]

Cool

[obsidian flare]

Django is my fave film

[sly jackal]

We get along with the Irish and scots

[dusty dagger]

Irish and scots are cool, Welsh are revolting

[sly jackal]

Just not the welsh fuckers

[obsidian flare]

yeah wales isn't the best

[alpine current]

Tf is even good about wales

[dusty dagger]

Semi-fit women

[alpine current]

Looks so depressing

[alpine current]

Bootlegger

[dusty dagger]

By that I mean Josie from Fresh Meat

That's it

[alpine current]

Hehehe

[clever dirge]

I have 943m do I just go to a billion?

[alpine current]

Nah spend it all m8

[clever dirge]

On what

[sly jackal]

Litrally nothing

[obsidian flare]

Never seen that

[clever dirge]

I have all businesses

all my garages are full

[alpine current]

acting as if you can’t buy everything in the game

[dusty dagger]

Spend it all on Zhaba's

[clever dirge]

I have all outfits

[alpine current]

Well if you have nothing to spend it on why ask

[clever dirge]

There’s nothing to really get

[simple iron]

simple don’t play the game anymore

[sly jackal]

Delete the game

[clever dirge]

No

[obsidian flare]

They're cool

[dusty dagger]

No they aren't 💀

[alpine current]

Do you even get any joy playing anymore

[clever dirge]

I play fifa 23 and have 67mil coins maxed out on cod’s gta5 and fifa 23 what game do I even play

[minor girder]

pp

[clever dirge]

I came back to the game 2month ago

[dusty dagger]

Spongebob: Cooking Fever

[clever dirge]

quit for 2years

[alpine current]

Show the fifa squad

[sly jackal]

Have you ever thought about touching grass?

[dusty dagger]

Fifa is shit

[minor girder]

can people help with orison break hiest

[clever dirge]

I work 5days a week

[simple iron]

Ahhh grass very good and delicious

[sly jackal]

Fr

I played cod for years, Yet I'm still not max level...

[dusty dagger]

Fifa career mode doesn't count

[alpine current]

Bit of pro clubs with the bois is decent

[clever dirge]

Ultimate team I play and I go to work

[alpine current]

Send team to #📸┃gta-media

[dusty dagger]

I love being able to say I am a prestige master on Black Ops 2

[clever dirge]

That’s not fifa media

[dusty dagger]

But bo2 only has like 300 people online at a time

[alpine current]

There isn’t a fifa media brev it’s just somewhere u can send photos

[clever dirge]

I’m level 1000 on bo3 with a 6kd

[dusty dagger]

If Microsoft got Activision, and ps stopped being little bitches, could bring alot more people to the classic games

[sly jackal]

Prestige 6 on wz2

Was max level and had most guns in gold camo on wz1

[clever dirge]

Apex predator on apex legends nothing to really play

[obsidian flare]

I think xbox should buy Activision

[sly jackal]

What kinda stuff you into?

[clever dirge]

Any game as long as it ain’t crap

[crimson basalt]

They will

The deal got approved

[sly jackal]

They tried but playstation made threats and stopped it

[dusty dagger]

Playstation are hypocrites

[sly jackal]

It did?

[crimson basalt]

A judge denied the ftcs attempt to block it

[obsidian flare]

they are

[sly jackal]

Last I heard ps was trying everything to stop the transaction 🤣

[dusty dagger]

Yeah, PS buying all the companies, but when xbox tries do same, they throw a bitch fit

It's like when America tried to ban tiktok cause they couldn't control it 💀

[sly jackal]

Tbh microsoft own most of the big gaming companies

TikTok should be banned worldwide

[dusty dagger]

Yeah but they make shit games

Only good xbox exclusive is Forza

[sly jackal]

Nah, Farcry is a decent franchise

[dusty dagger]

Depends on the game

[sly jackal]

I enjoyed all of them tbf

[crimson basalt]

Microsoft needs to buy take two fr

[sly jackal]

Same with assassins creeds

[dusty dagger]

Plus Far Cry isn't xbox exclusive

[alpine current]

5, primal ?

[sly jackal]

But microsoft owns ubisoft...

[dusty dagger]

Neither is AC, which hasn't been good for years

[alpine current]

Haven’t played them my brother just likes them

[dusty dagger]

Yeah, but they didn't make it an exclusive

[crimson basalt]

They don’t

[simple iron]

👌🏻👈🏻

[sly jackal]

Since when?

[crimson basalt]

Since when have they owned ubisoft

[dusty dagger]

Didn't play ut

[sly jackal]

Coulda sworn they bought the company

[dusty dagger]

They did

[crimson basalt]

They bought bethesda

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796024453946802216/1022199296248000533/fly-4.gif

[dusty dagger]

They brought out Ubisoft+ when they did

[sly jackal]

And ubisoft

[crimson basalt]

The studio that makes fallout and elder scrolls

[dusty dagger]

Ik cause I have ubisoft+

[crimson basalt]

Ubisoft + is a subscription service

They just have it available on cbox

[dusty dagger]

Ps has better exclusives by far, GOW, LOU, Spiderman

And more

Xbox has old HALO and Forza

[sly jackal]

Oh my bad

[simple iron]

can’t wait to pound your moms ass tonight 👌🏻👈🏻

[sly jackal]

Ubisoft is up for sale but neither xbox or ps want to buy it

[dusty dagger]

But then again, Game Pass is 10000000% better than PS Plus

[dusty dagger]

Cause everyone realised Ubisoft has fallen off

[tawny galleon]

U were playing farming sim💀💀💀

[simple iron]

bro was growing weed

[sly jackal]

Working on 100% lol

[tawny galleon]

And for the price one years ubi i bought majority of their games with dlc i cluded🤣🤣

[dusty dagger]

Ubisoft makes these massive but empty maps whilst squeezing the life out of every game they make for transactions for the last decade

[sly jackal]

They don't want ubisoft because there fighting over activision

[dusty dagger]

Fr, got Ubisoft+ for £15 and got like 18 games worth over £500

[tawny galleon]

Ikr

[sly jackal]

Most likely ms will buy us at some point

[simple iron]

What if I buy Ubisoft and Microsoft with drug money

[sly jackal]

Do you even know how much ms is worth?

[simple iron]

Probably billions

[obsidian flare]

I bought that 100% worth it

[tawny galleon]

I got valhalla and odyssey with both ultimate editions for that price last year on the 15th anniversary sale💀

[tawny galleon]

Ubisoft + is not worth the £15 a mo th💀💀💀

[dusty dagger]

It's crazy how much you get for £15

[sly jackal]

I don't see the point in paying for their subscription on top of gamepass, When most of them come and go on gp lol

[tawny galleon]

Odyssey, origins are already on gamepass anyway

[dusty dagger]

But when they leave gp you can't play em anymore, that's where Ubi+ comes un

[swift umbra]

Nah hotels, will only have internet in those if lucky 😅

[sly jackal]

Yeah, Valhalla will be here soon

[tawny galleon]

Yes u can…..

Buy them on sale

[dusty dagger]

Only if you buy em

[simple iron]

Bro took two business days

[crimson basalt]

Valhallas story was literally just 90% shit that should have been sidequests

[swift umbra]

12 hour plane flight and U.S. customs…

[sly jackal]

Their games come and go all of the time

[dusty dagger]

Valhalla was shit

[sly jackal]

Nah, It looks sick asf

[dusty dagger]

It's so repetitive

[crimson basalt]

100 hour ass story and the map was so boring to traverse

[copper sinew]

a lot of snow tho...

[sly jackal]

Maybe not your taste but others will like it lol

[dusty dagger]

It's a good game, just not a good AC game

[simple iron]

Hope u see aliens bro

[dusty dagger]

AC got ruined with the RPG aspect

[tawny galleon]

Map is awesome imo

[swift umbra]

We’ll see

But I don’t believe in that shit tbh

[sly jackal]

As I say, You guys might not like it but dosn't mean everyone else will have the same opinion lol

[tawny galleon]

Oh bitch….did u see ur dm’s

[swift umbra]

The group s car?

[tawny galleon]

Yeah

Mad innit

[copper sinew]

I said that!
but like... not just any RPG cause it is an RPG gendre

[dark glacier]

Anyone down for a b2b

[simple iron]

[sly jackal]

People thought farcry 6 was shit but I love it

[dusty dagger]

Unity is when it went downhill

[upper fractal]

Hey @dark glacier, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[crimson basalt]

Origins was good because the story was good. Odyssey was ass, valhalla was mid

[swift umbra]

Yea I did, but didn’t have time to read it yet @tawny galleon

[loud kiln]

@jagged wraith this takes forever, im only halfway lol

[tawny galleon]

Aight

[dusty dagger]

Syndicate was just a shit game in general

[swift umbra]

Knew the car already tho

[dusty dagger]

And origins is when everyone noticed it

[copper sinew]

My favorite was Black Flag!

[simple iron]

is dead island 2 good?

[sly jackal]

That's 1 of the best imo

[dusty dagger]

Why tf should I have to be a certain level to play a mission

[copper sinew]

[sly jackal]

That was the first ac i played lol

[dusty dagger]

It's like the "You must upgrade the Jackdaw before starting this missuon" all over again

[dark glacier]

Yo how do I change my role from pc to ps5

[crimson basalt]

Valhalla would have been good if they just cut down the main story to 30 hours and made the map more interesting

[simple iron]

#👉roles

[dusty dagger]

Black Flag is best 💯

[dark glacier]

Yh I’ve done that it didn’t work

[copper sinew]

Best AC ever! I found a Edward Kenway shanty off spotify.

[crimson basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/ac4-edward-kenway-binoculars-looking-assassins-creed-gif-12644860

[dark glacier]

Done it

[sly jackal]

Then people would complain about the story being shit because it's so short

[dusty dagger]

Being able to just sail, listening to drunken sailor, destroying ships with your elite broadside cannons, after school was the best

[crimson basalt]

The average story length is like 22 hours for a game

[sly jackal]

For me, The longer the story is the more I enjoy the game

[dusty dagger]

Brotherhood is my fave, cause it was the first ever videogame I played

Either brotherhood or Uncharted: Drakes Fortune was the first

[sly jackal]

Best game is 100% Fallout nv

and 3

[crimson basalt]

Valhalla should have focused more on the reincarnation stuff rather than making you pledge to 10 different shires

[dusty dagger]

So Brotherhood is my fave cause I'm biased

Brotherhood has the best protagonist

Ezio on top 💯

[jagged wraith]

Im moving chests around in my house

[fiery dagger]

i have the game on epic games and i wanted to use controller so i went to steam added as non steam game
but when i open gta but when i move forward with the controller it opens the phone

[crimson basalt]

Minecraft?

[dusty dagger]

I can't wait for the Black Flag remake

My main account may be off ban

[shell forum]

Ah thank you Samuel L Jackson for taking over

I thank thee

[copper sinew]

The Ballad of Edward Kenway by The Dread Crew of Oswood

wow.. that crashed my pc...

[jagged wraith]

Yup

[cunning void]

[copper sinew]

hi April!

[loud kiln]

Wrong emoji

[jagged wraith]

Oh god the lag in here..

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-youre-welcome-mom-is-hot-gif-21403004

[cunning void]

[loud kiln]

U can get the coal if u need it

[jagged wraith]

I did

[copper sinew]

my pc legit crashed... I had to quit discord to fix it

[loud kiln]

Good attempt, still the wrong one tho

[cunning void]

Lol

[simple iron]

[copper sinew]

idk man...

[loud kiln]

@jagged wraith what should i make down there

[jagged wraith]

Idk its up to u

[copper sinew]

you should make yourself at home

[loud kiln]

Any suggestions?

[jagged wraith]

Nah lol

[swift umbra]

What do you have already?

[loud kiln]

Ill show a pic once i finished mining it out takes maybe 10 min max

[swift umbra]

Well I might reply late then, since I don’t have internet outside my hotel in sf

[loud kiln]

San fransico?

South france

[swift umbra]

Yes

[jagged wraith]

@loud kiln wheres string

[loud kiln]

Idk

[jagged wraith]

Ur stacked on everything else lol

[loud kiln]

Im done

[jagged wraith]

Yo i just found diamonds in a cave you were in a long time ago

[loud kiln]

Lol i dont need diamonds anymore

[jagged wraith]

Ill take em

[mortal hedge]

he is now a father

[loud kiln]

@swift umbra what do u make here

Its about 40 by 35 and 10 high

[mortal hedge]

a villager dungeon

[loud kiln]

Good idea

[noble lintel]

Oooo

[simple iron]

Farm

[sly jackal]

Automated storage

If u good at redstone

[jagged wraith]

..

[loud kiln]

Lol

[jagged wraith]

I fell somegow

How*

[loud kiln]

U lost ur diamonds?

[sly jackal]

Uh oh

[jagged wraith]

Everything i had yes

[minor girder]

this chat is useless from what tgg said

[sly jackal]

This is a general off topic chat...

[simple iron]

Yeah

[upper fractal]

Hey, @minor girder It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[loud kiln]

Even the unbreaking, efficiënty mending (pick) axe?

[jagged wraith]

Ya...

[noble lintel]

U ignored my message 😭

[simple iron]

bro I went to bed lol

[noble lintel]

Imagineeeee

[sly jackal]

You lazy twat

[jagged wraith]

Cords again?

[loud kiln]

230 -210

Sent spawn point

Also u can get new diamonds

[jagged wraith]

K

Srry

Im here now

Im out of hunger lol now i cant sprint

[velvet forum]

hey girlys

[jagged wraith]

Yo

[unreal echo]