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Skill issue+weak +ratio+L
F
tldr belarusian athlete went into wimbledon and letās just say
the crowd incessantly jeered her off
Damn
either huge fans of the sport being hosted there
or youāre just a rich mf with nothing else to do
Due to the war?
Oh yea
Who's 16 š¤Øš¤Ø
No
Im 17, we good
Nah 17 is weird asf
Me in a year
are you european?
Im 15
Lol
I got laid many times, i got some bed experience š
oh no kisses then
Bro u a pedo if u tryna kiss me š
You a dude or a chick?
Thats a dude
isn't that how europeans say hello ?
Me personally I gotta kiss the homies good night
The french maybe
me and my friend were trying to round 100 yesterday and we had 4 wonder weapons round 20 and game crashed for us both š
Fuck
Wait how the hell you had 4 wonder weapons
Ain't that 4 ray gun pulls?
Nah we were playing on die maschine
Hey @lavish flame, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
Raygun each and the shockwave ww each lol
Its the die maschine ww
Ugh how are yāall
@sullen crest what did that idiot darkness say to get banned
Atticus Finch?
Good u
Eh we arenāt doing to great tbh
yeah
Yeah I never got that
damn
yeah
Who?
funny thing is she even publicly declared she was against it
xdqrkness or whatever the fuck itās spelt
I'm sorry dutch.
You bulking?
Fat bastard
Guys should i buy office or save up more money till kosatka (i have no properties yet)
yea
Or just being a fat ass discord mod
lmao
Kosatka
this isnāt my 5th either
Dick
Mans eating 5 times what a normal person eatsššš
Watch your self
uou eat 1 meal a day?
letās face it, he chucks his weight around⦠literally and metaphorically
š
Bruh
š
Yeah
A sandwich or a pot noodle at lunch which is basically a snack
And my main meal
how much do you weigh?
š®āšØ not enough š
iām like any other basic skinny prick 
yea i was abt to say
but i honestly donāt care
I don't remember last time I checked tbh
lbs is the right way to measure
lol
saying how many pounds something weighs sounds right
typical american response..
Wait 130 is considered healthy? Fuck then I should be dead
jew
depending on your height
Lemme check what it is for 5ā4
oh
awesome
remember these are the same people who lost to rice farmers 
iām not surprised
110-144 lbs fuck still underweight
Whqssup
as an american i can confirm
I'm canadian. they're like our little bros.
naw little.. w
At least they werenāt the ones that lost to potato farmers after 800 years
nahhh
thats just stupid rlly, they should be mad at the US for provoking it
Do u have a world on minecraft that i can swipe the remaining trophys?
we older smarter better organized.
yall are cute with yo maple syrup and all

and we dont care
iām aware lol
Nah dont think so
im at 85% for the base game
NICE!
bigger?
(UK lost to Ireland (potato farmers) after 800 years)
ok 
chief⦠that was well before the 20th century.
youre nno better mate
Nope, most recent part was 1913 and 1970-1992
You have no idea.
child.
did you know america and russia are right next to each other?
Hru
I'm back
Bro Roblox sucks
before then it was. after which, in more modern times, they started to be more extreme. it wasnāt up until good friday agreement when it stopped
hey supersonbatmangrandson
Mhm, still lost to potato farmers that got cheap ar-180s from America
what does that map look like?
not making fun, but there's a spot where russia, us, and canada all have the same meet up.
alaska is right across from russia
you could see it from alaska
yukon next to that
the difference being ireland was always facing existing conflict which dragged us in. vietnam was a sovereign country. only reason US went for it was to suppress communism
And you can walk across to it during the winter
thatās it
afaik, you can probably use a dinghy to get there
š 
there's a giant ocean there... shouldn't there be ice or something...
itās quite accessible
āglobal warmingā
need i say more
In the winter when itās frozen you can walk across to it but itās illegal to enter Russia and Alaska that way
the bearing crossing.. they think it's how humans entered america.. idk.
sounds unlikely
its a crime only if you're caught
sounds like a means.. but there's also evidence of coke in mummies, I'd favor seafaring mythos and history... as likely origins.
yo anybody got a kotakta
hey chat
game is game
sounds like something a genshin player would say
kotakta yes
think about it - if youāre gonna ask me, iād say a portion from the asian population went by sea and ended up in america. travelling through asia and past russia seems highly unlikely..
i don't I have a kotastka but I'm not using it.
#šāgta-discussion or lfgs maybe?
yo spawn my rhino
whats ur usr im tryna make ma torso fully invis
I think about it like roots or a tree... conflict spreading civ like a network in all directions..
i guess
it wasnāt until europeans discovered the americas
i like pepsi
pushed the red indians out
real
yo guys im new at gta 5 and i need help knowing how to do the basics of getting alot of money if you know tell me
and made america how we know it today
Mehmet moment
you pay for my toe pics
(real, iām a reliable source)
No, actually i need some help
check dms
#š„āvideos has a lot of neat info?
why you have no bitches
reason 1: you dont talk to one
reason 2: you aint have the guts to
reason 3: maybe I'm wrong and just like me you get brozone all the time
ok seriously, just watch some vids on businesses, grind for kosatka
idk why my dumass installed pubg again
or buy modded account idfk
but i realised why i left it
you said it yourself you're a dumbass
I get confused on the videos, Thats why i dont use look at them since im new its hard for me to understand most of the things they talk about
what's one of the best ways to make money in gta story mode?
cheat engine
never gave him the sites though 
or just complete the story
aight thanks guys ima try that and see if my pc survives
Hi
sure go ahead (it wont)
because i donāt condone rockstars business practices
nah that was a joke post
and their lack of player safety
iām just a humble guy
more so T2
you mean ingame console commands or the real deal?
šŖšŖšŖšŖ
if i genuinely wanted the guy to buy, iād have sent him links by now 
and i am the bro guy
real deal
also which charcater has the most usefull ability?
damn I ain't that desperate
also why tf have you not modded the shit out of gta story mode
just complete the story then
because I want the authentic experience
Skill issue
yes
fr fr
nerd
stfu ;P
what?
the guy getting brozone all the time ??
the hey bro
the whatever girl exists comes near and says "hey bro"

sup

im broke homie
fuck uh
chicks only go after paper
(it actually didnāt come from my counterfeit cash)
āhey guys itās mrbossftw today iām showing you an infinite money glitch⦠now tez2 says thatā¦ā
damn forgot about this guy
he just wonāt die because all the idiots keep giving him the impressions and click through from viewers
or people commenting on his post
alot of youtubers i know with millions sub get only 100k views or less
ok here let me
i shall remember this š„¹
donkay's routine


Thou questions wtf is an embed
damn thats one high quality gif
Hey
Hi
follow him back
Change session
Like I'm in an invite only lobby
š
three calls
thats easy
close the game
get
up
go to
the
gym
Lester Bounty max
Merryweather mercenaries
Lamar Megger to slow the guy down
that too
yeah lamar negger will do the job
rid joining exists you know
Hi
R u from Indian ?
no i am not from Indian
India ?
no my guy
Then where
Mauritius
Ok
your ass is NOT from mauritius
Yes
Nope
Proove
Yes
š§
no
Send live location

get fucked ape 
Huh
says the Zimbabwe dude
I'm from Pakistan
wow grape
Looking for Indian Enemies
yea ok pal youre from a random ass island wait until a tidal wave comes in
Who hate Pakistan
sure 



9@Ā£&(
got a black girl and a white we call em salt n pepper
Best formula car in gta online?
idk
what
Mehmet
idk
Br8
For roaming around ls?
Mods being racist now lol
W mod ig
Hello?
idk i bought pr4 and r88 i think
howās that racist lmao
used em like 3 times
i wanna get all the porsches in the game and put em in a garage
Salt is white pepper is black
Salt is salty
Pepper is well pepper uk
but theres 11 so which one should i skip
interesting
@lethal bison I got banned š¤£
Flat earth server?
indian and asian ketchup and mustard
What did u write lol
Then you shouldnāt buy one in the first place
No, br8 is the fastest by a long shot
No, no hsw f1 cars
tough
Hello
dont mayter for me
inv me
this is a british server
Sure mate
yk ill get banned quick
Do stickers need perms as well?
Wish i wasnt banned lol
no
bro i ain't falling for it
I would have trolled them harder this time
i swear š
Yes we have took over
bri ish server innit
imma be king
mate
Ok
What day is it?...
Only buy open wheel cars for racing
Chewsday
epic embbed win
Chewsday what?
Then for roaming around?
It's chewsday innit
Iāve like created a sports classic vice city vibes car in my garage so i needed more of them too
A sports or muscle car or smth
yes i apologise for my ignorance. its chewsday innit
Any idea for this @swift umbra
That's better 
Cheetah classic?
Everyone can right @sly jackal ?
I have torero classic infernus classic cheetah classic casco sentinel classic impaler turismo classic
Rapid gt classic
Okay added in and anything more?
Not that I can think of rn
bro
But it looks like sabre so it doesnāt give-any vice city vibes
What?
Rae and travis ?
mini kosatka car pls that u sit the top of and it has rocket boosts
600k
I saw a travis version
probably
Its good than original
Yea
r* pls mini kosatka car 1 seater that has rocket boosters otherwise i quit game
and itās not even on apple music 
or a mini train that holds 30 players
yk
i was gonna say it was ass at first
but it got better
itās alr
iām not a fan of the auto tune tho lmao
sounds like a robot
Are F1 cars even worth it like practically?
But itās āF1ā cars tho
So who cares
I donāt
the people that choose 0 dollars in #šācommunity-polls will disappear
What š
Thatās so random
@jagged wraith
you pay the expensive amount for the discord role then
Having a custom role on discord gotta be the dumbest thing to spend money on
How?
Itās a role on a discord server thereās billions of other things to spend money on
bro what?
And thatās the people who have brains and wonāt spend money for a role

Are they making ppl pay for discord roles nowšššš

trying to lmao
Itās so fucking stupid
Tf is tgg doing lmaooo
It would rather be cool to have like a community challenge to give out a role for people who participate in
Yh
gta 5 isnāt doing great on YT so heās gotta put a paid role lol
Not fucking EA the discord server
I missed the part where that's my problem
tEAgg

@lavish flame pussy
Goddamn they really trynna milk this server
i got the casino car!!
yall are using vencord or vendetta?
?
Cauliflower
Armoured kuruma

Duke o' death
If I had people to do missions with..
Hello
Sup big girl
yāall rocking with the roblox avatar?
Good afternoon
No
L
Anime=cringeeee
Imagine playing roblós

Roblox=cringeee
just won three inside tracks too 
Bravo, bravo
"inside tracks"
ye.. best money maker on a good day..
Not really, only for open wheels races
it's kinda how you gauge your in game odds
I love f1 cars however useless for freemode. They only really corner well on high speeds
Document forgery art da best business in thy game
And they'll fall apart like a fruitcake if some guy hits you
I find them skill less, just boring to drive as well
Who says no? Reveal thee
Anyone know how i can leave one on one deathamatch the guy left and im stuck in it cant even leave
Good morning
Change session
Yo sup guyz

Oh godš
Sup big girl
Sub is the best business
Thy shall grind gerald missions for thou shillings
Itās not a business
Doc forgery*
Fr

Shankspeare agrees
How yall doing
Alright
Taxi work>
Obv joking šš
Uhm no
Farcry series or gow series
Both
<<Killing NPCs for money
God of war
War of God
God of War is Shankspeares favourite
I hate shankspeare
Never played neither of them
Thou shall pull a glock and shoot yo dumbass
stuff shakespeare actually said
You lust-lacking hooligan!
Why?
Lily-livered fool
No more money for stupid gorilla?
You poor, base, rascally, cheating lack-linen pagan
Good idea
Why are you so hyped about that role?
Shankspeare disapproves of this
Idc
real
You can suck me off š
aaannnnddd thatās enough gorilla chat for today
Thy shan't talk shit to thee
Or jerk me off in a cup we got options baby
Back in my day, we used severed camel ears
Yeah ok ima stop š
Yeah ok I am stop š
I invented english after all

@shell forum how are in gta discord aināt u supposed to be dead?
so youāre god?
Then I created Shaquille O'Neal to keep the peace
Actually I don't care
Thank god for u
Care thee none
BBC?
I wrote "BigMac Beth" a story where a fat girl named Beth eats a bunch of maccies and jack links beef jerky
WTF LMFAO
Beef
Mmmm Roast Beef is the best
No it's a strap on dick
.
Hmm.
The deed is done
I love roast beef, donāt you?
I do
Good
"Thee will have to shank up my entire family to banish my love Romeo" ~That fat slag juliet
Whatās youāre favourite book you wrote?
We pullin up to Juliet's and busting a cap in her ass
Mein Kampf
šš
šš»šš»
Lol
Same
Aye, thou art a humourous fellow
Right fuck we are mate
Fuck you
Thou should stop chatting shit fore I steal your foreskin
You're lucky I'm being held back
I'd fuck you too 
-_-
Pussy
Hell nah
Free circumsicion yayy
You said it
free wha-
Lucky @plain rune is holding me back
god i love gorilla chat š
do it bitch.

A cheap circumcision is a rip-off
Thou shall beat yo ass
š
Thee shall pull out the glock
How you said that made me laugh
Yess?
Aye, trying to update my "lingo" for the young ones
how old are you?
14 billion years old
5
I created the universe
To young to be on discord mate only for 13+
The universe is 13.6 billion years old @shell forum
š
Exactly, I created it
The stupidity of certain folk here is amazing 
š
took bro 400 million years
is bro a sped?
Took me 0.4 billion years to get bored

just say 400 million
i though shakespear was smart
š¤£š¤£š¤£
š¤Ø
Hahaha got you their you pagan
š¤£
too you 400 million years to create a world where women think they can get themselves pregnant
u didnt too too well did u
That was a misinput
misinput
They shouldn't have been created
I created the language you fool
Same lol
william wankspere
That too
william where u from
wrong answer william shakespear was born in stratford upon avon
Fuck you thou is wrong
That's not Shakespeare
That was my copycat
Yes
Shakespeare
Shankspeare*
Doth mother know you fucketh thou sister
If she lives in your home, dick her down and she will moan
Latest video in #šāmemesļ¼media is crazy
Bane fuck off
Good man
Fr
Shush
Thou art a twat
Say hello to the $38 mistake
Bro got the blues clue pfp
Magenta gang
lol hold on
Seeet
What would happen if I disrupted that counting chat
Bro there is nothing left to buy what do i spend my 7 billion on?
Buy more 10mil planes
All done
And more Zhaba
Zhaba?
Yeah
Tfs a zhaba
Is that good?
Nope
hello
Reeeeeeeee
I'd get banned for ruining the counting 1-inf chat right??
You canāt
Why
Arthur Micah died did u know John avenged you
Bot doesnāt allow
He did?
Ah
God I hated that rat
Yep John killed him
Shankspeare could beat all those people up

getting a pc rlly rlly soon
He died in 1911 but before that he stayed with Micah and John killed everyone that aimed at you and John at the end where u and the gang had a stand off John killed them all in 1911
I killed them
remember to keep it away from static and dust.. protect it like a baby..
So John avenged me?
And little jack?
Shakespeare u died hundreds of years before
yes im building it
yes.. and they haven't gotten to jack yet.
Simply an imposter
Jack turned into an outlaw
nice!
And when John died he hunted down Milton if Iām correct
I'm a tech guy so I know everything i have to know i just need to do it for once
dutchhh u SNAKE
He snaked u
Wasn't being sarcastic.. I don't know enough I guess.. But keep an eye on the latest gear, the gear it's replacing going on sale.. baby treatments.
I just dropped a mega kill
Im abt to plat mc then yeah
My father is an idiot
yes
Final 5 for mc plat (:
RKO OUTTA nowhere
My dad was a deals guy 
Do u have a survival world with all 16 colors wool?
I got that from a friend's world
Tactic!
Actually? (;
Ello
I can prob get u in his world tomorrow š
Cum
I also pretty much completed expansion pack 1
this is yalls generation
71/127 trophys lol
Did u do the beacon fully upgraded
I have it
i might just borrow that world sometime
Wsp y'all
Minecraft
Does it have the wool?
Wsp y'all
Wsp guys
Ey wsp g
I just joined
good for you ig
Yeah
Thanks
GTA0 is fun
Dm me for gta v mods
@sly jackal Would love to
No thank you
lmao

š
@tawny galleon Didn't take long to get a chance to use this wonderfull sticker 
I got banned from the Gta online server
But did you get an achivement for it like that guy just did?
wdym
nahh
Skill issue
dont get me banned here too
.
Dont break the rules lol
You're not getting banned lol unless you decide to break some rules lol
Hey guys guess what

What?
I'm off work 
Git gud
Fuck yea
Now I can get the bounty wagon
@pseudo patrol Don't be making remarks about that please or we will have to mute you
oh your a mod
Didnt even notcie
Balls
ion know but you have that blue thing behind your name
@empty prism I can grind for the wagon now
Realistically it's one moonshine sell mission lol
Grind deez nuts
Got like $750 now
I'm messing lol, Yeah I'm mod 
Mod deez nuts
Rank deez nuts
No, Mod them yourself
Can't even get the wagon yet lol
Did you get the bounty license that allows you to do the best paying bountys?
Yeah I got prestigious
Think it was 35 gold iirc
Today i tried doing some classic awards it didn't work because gta thoo old šš
Fairs
What licenses are yall talking abt
Bounty role on rdo
I only done the bounty to 100% then stopped playing after that
That shi thoo easy to get i have over 200 gold
I'ma have the most decked out camp in history
@jagged wraith i only need 4 more colors
That's days of grinding
wdy gain from them bounty roles
20k cash or more
Considering the max you get from one bounty is like .36 bars
Shit pay, Takes about a day to get around 10 bar
That's weeks of grinding actually
Months
It is the best role for gold 
But I'm not focused on gold now
All 16
Took me and akuma 2.5 weeks to get 30 just to unlock the role 
There staring at me weird..
Pretty much done now
I'ma be completely honest
Spent 25 bucks on like 85 bars lol
I got that free pack
It also took me 10 min to get the 200 gold
Keep going and imma mute
Running across my 1500 block icepath to my other base rn
Bro got humbled so fast
Lol
This server?
Damn thoose serial killers are real racist
Gay
Im getting carried on my last 3
is this the GTAo server
Rip
Bro is asking for it
hello
Itās ok
We don't allow racism in here, It's common sense really...
Did you get banned on your main account here?
He means the official gta server lad lol
dawwwwgg i didnt get banned here
You seen that clip of the red doritos bag hating on the blue doritos bag just cause it was blue?
Chip racism

No lol?
They jus like me

Funny asf
@cunning void letās have trail court
Kiril josev
What word for example š¤š¤
fr fr fr
He said the nword in arabic kill him
fr fr
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