#💬┃gorilla-chat
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smart, manual is the best way to learn
im 17 tomorrow man and just bought another car (its a junker)
And the only way to drive @swift umbra
what car is it?

polo 💀
I have to go to work 
I hate peeing in my dreams
indeed, if you buy a manual you want to drive, if you buy an automatic you want to go from a to b
Bugger off!!
not too bad
true
I've heard worse than polo
any french car 🤣
Pólœ
my friend got a fiat 500 for his first car 💀
Definitely worse
I'm looking to buy a mark 3 ford escort when I get my license
I got a Hyundai santro as mine (self bought)

Stop sending these messages
im acc saving for a mk2 ford capri rn or a mk2 escort
my dad is buying a ford escort mexico so i said ill buy a mk2 with him
Ima buy a Luxor deluxe
w
👍🏻
mk2 is expensive asf
Imma buy the fortnite battlepass
bet
i can pick up a mint condition mk2 1.3 for 10k rn
Nty, i dont play fortnite
yea hell no
impossible
ive already got a 89' cooper me and my dad woked on it as a project and we did so much shit to it
Incongruously profound elucidation eludes comprehension.
its insane
quit after you got banned from that message
I ain't readin allat

then your dumb asf
@marsh ocean is that cat on your pfp yours?
I ain't readin allat
sorry i dont speak french
then your stupid 
they cost 30k here
how bro felt : 😈
ah alr, he do be cute tho
No problem! Here is my response: Sorry, I don't speak French either.
man in the UK theyre alright pricing
Like 90%
exactly bc the french fucking suck
fr.
Suck baguette
in the netherlands you can get the mk3 for nothing, but the mk1 and 2 are ultra expensive
cause of racing background in those cars ofc
bro the xr3i here is 20k +
why isnt there a casino business that we can run
I can get them for 1k
In close vicinity to my current location, there are two individuals of French descent.
memeh popişini yerim cnm
you should know what i just said bc you need more then 100IQ to understand it.
my 89 mini is amazin man im putting on gsxr carbs, already got a whole engine rebuild and we stripped the weight so it has about 100hp but only weighs 450kg
450 kg? ☠️
yeah 💀
What have you removed the whole chasis???
therye 550-600 kg from stock
There's only axles and wheels and an engine?
Impressive mod choices and modifications, enhancing both power and weight reduction for an outstanding performance.
How tf did you remove 150+ kgs???
seats went bye bye and pretty much the whole interior
just one carbon seat in the front that weighs 10kg
If you liked strippers could've just visited the shoe store
ok bye bye dumbasses.
gonna re carpet the interior and bring it to about a happy 520kg so it isnt too deadly
ima watch your mom in bed 😈
How bro felt after saying that: 😈

It's bedtime timmy
Go sleep
I want to buy a car upto 120k and mod it worth 20k
My dad is an idiot
How dare you call me an idiot
Delinquent
Bro typing a whole ass essay ☠️
No
It took you a whole minute to write "no"
I was not writing no
already did that
@spiral siren hey u online?
not online rn
No im offline
Obviously I'm online
Guys im better in gta than all of you
In gta
Nah
Also in real life

😂
How do i join the xbox series lfg chat ?
Step 1: You dont
🤣
Why not
Because
@lavish flame community helper when?
Ik 😂
@spiral siren young fool moto trucko wants his iq back
Then give him what you stole what you pinging me for
Bitch
Exactly

ik right, when ch for him?
Omagawd Dutch does it often! (...?)
whts the car on podium in casino called?
vagner
Dewbauchee vagner
how much is it and where can u buy?
Legendary motorsports
Around 1.5-2 mil
Great car btw
One of the best for races
Thunder is smelly
brooooooooooooooooo im 2 subs from goal arrrrrrrrr and 1.9k views in a hour so ima hav to wait till tmr for 100 arrr daily videos gets u so many views tho
do be warned, its also very difficult to drive
uhm no
on yt?
it has tons of snap oversteer
Uhm yes
hit one kerb and you're gonna have issues
ye
Just no
Can someone help me with selling mc businesses
Exactly why emerus has a better lap time than krieger
Oversteer>understeer
I curb boost a lot and I've had no problem
indeed, but snap oversteer is bad
dm me link
kerb boosting isnt bad but I mean during a fast corner
with the emerus I'm totally fine but the vagner decides its gonna be doing a 180 if I hit a kerb or a bump mid corner
You're mom
you spotted thunder?
I mean a skunk smells 
Not as bad as thunder tho

In fact 9/11 happened solely because his smell made the pilot go unconscious
I can change my bitch
is that you?
1 bitch, 2 bitch, new bitch
"cuh"
me
You sound like Peppa pig
wtf

aren’t you like 20?
Dutch!!
You sound like you have chewing gum stick in your windpipe
We gotta go to Tahiti
Ourthur
I still remember what bubba said ab your voice lmao
Do u have a pLAn!
you’re a trans?
really?

We just need moneh and FAITH
oh
Bruh.
Because you don't put a target on your chest in discord*
Anyone wanna dogfight
Ima KO your ass in one punch dawg
no
Nah you aint
I'm the realest dawg right here
@humble kayak Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
Dawgfight me bitch
What plane u use
B11
what game would i be talking about
community helper commands
Nah cuh I've gone WAYY lower than 20
idfk
Dating
Custom commands
Thunder
Naughty naughty
Shuddup Ourthur
Hello
Always gonna let you down
What
Nooooo
Did i stutter?
.
No
Exactly.
Why sup Big Girl
I don't know
Why offended?
Do you have something against big girls?
Are you sexist?
Do you have rotten teeth?
Does your toothpaste have salt?
Nope
Ik
Nope
Only on Thursday
😂
why isnt there a casino business
Nope
Idk
Because fuck you that's why

i hope you die in a car crash
Me too
and fuck you
I can say something worse
Hey @sharp field
pardon mehmet bey
I'd fuck you too buddy ❤️
hot
Ops wrong person

@spiral siren I’m sorry for what I’m about to say
i hope your dick gets hit by poison ivy
bro clash royale is so p2w now
i hope ur pillows warm
diamond and gold pass
i hope u get ur socks wet
I hope your phone charger only works at a certain angle
Still wanna dogfight
i hope u stub ur toe at 12:39 am
how do i make 50 dollars
I hope when u sleep tonight both sides of your pillow are warm
suck hella dick
sell nudes
Real
did you sleep any?
Can i store vehicle in avenger?
make an onlyfans and then get the one sad sack who subbed to pay $35 for ppv
yeah but only for the workshop once u put it in storage it comes out
I'm guessing you have one 🤣
anyways i hope u get stung by stining nettles and cant find a doc leaf
what????
Gone too far tbh
bro isnt british
drake moment
a fuckin brotbrit
bro cant speak english
Do they not have stinging nettles😭
Yeah u bought worksop
i don’t believe in british people
yea ok brit 
😭
I want to store deluxo in it
I thought you loved me 😭
I don’t believe in americans
Illiterate cunts
why is there so much blank space in the chat
bros speaking in KPH
Coz u cant read
Not here we dont💀💀
Your now my best friend
yeah no shit i live there to
🏴🏴
🏴🏴
scotland dont exist
🇬🇧
ireland on top
Neither does england then
Ya tink
You think your the shit but all u have is guns
up the RA
Ooh aahh
don’t forget dentist
wsg y'all
Pussy
Our teeth are probably better than yours yk I see videos of people with fucked teeth
i aint even irish i hate the irish

There's more Americans with fucked teeth than British people
america actually has worse dental records compered to the UK
nah
Yes
no
imagine no free healthcare

imagine getting into a car crash and having to worry bout ur bill
Couldn't be me 
Lol
bro got his fingers broke and couldnt afford the medical bill
couldnt be me
i can keep going
like god damn
How can i store deluxo in avenger
suck ma dick and find out
you can?
I mean i saw someone had deluxo in their avenger
vehicle storage or workshop i think
but it wont perma store
I'm confused too
i do know Avenger has a vehicle workshop
yeah when u leave the session it goes back to your facility
*or wherever its stored
yeah
🇨🇦 🇨🇦
Maple syrup drinking fucks

😉
charles is coming for you.
kinda looks like Franklin tbh
this might actually be racist
ikr!
i do know
i don't have the game
i watched gameplay long back
🤣 there's very few Charles gifs but they're spot on
no gif perms!! 😭
Is there no more trading?
trading what exactly?
vechiles or planes
Bruh your deffo a Karen irl
alr bru
Charles is part native part black, I think his dad.. ?
no
not that I'm aware of
I'm seeing the resemblance tho
idk mate
if thats racist then bro
thats also racist then
stop been silly
It's in his dialogue.. Charles himself reveals it during the story..
His mother was the coloured one his father was native
yo really
might have to watch some gameplay again
I know in the end, after your death, he decides to go to Canada.
Yh I tormented him for that
I scared the shit outta him many times after leaving John alone on that farm
Maple Syrup is like a seasonal honey from trees so you don't have to fight or trick bees for it 😉
Maple Syrup is like Ambrosia.
Hey, new to gta online here! Is it true u can get like 11m for standard Pacific heist?
Hi
can you find a bmp?
Ye
a what?
Cayo perico is better tho
.bmp to blank out the background.
Taxi work>>
right, would you say its hard for a newbie to online to do the standard pacific heist? have already done cayo loads
bitmap?
Yes, it's hard
hey chat
chat is this real (im going mentally insane)
It's not u just need a widowmaker
I'm not
🤯
Yoooo
U need a crew of 4 for every heist tho
no
That's the tough part
yo chat is this guy serious right now? 🗣️
What?
#lfg
no
Pussio fam
no
yeah I was wondering..
bro
Puzzio fan
Fair ig
Pussio
🍕
guys
Stick em up cowboy
Good idea
bro thinks hes british
Ya
it’s always fun
my phone died! 😭
#sexytimeroom
bros typing on a dead phone
you're
join sexy time room
U don't need to research deluxo missiles, right?
no
Ok cheers
you do
no. like I need to re place the sd card.. the whole thing is blank rn
Join sexy time room
🥲
alright
bro cannt use a 3 sylibal word
If you have a porn addiction just kys

I'm legally blind
bro
real
Who tf is legally blind? What is even that?
my pc mic doesn't work.. and I don't hear anything anyway..
CRINGE
I need my phone for this..
Me bitch
Da fuq are the damn needles at!?
🔥🔥🔥
And how would someone become blind legally, bitch
ong

technology yo! what happen to sowing?!? 😭
Eeeeeeee
Gta was down yesterday for like 18 minutes and it was not mentioned here #725383385647939714
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now In the morning i sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to ownnnn
Sheesh
What's going on in sexy time
Not even asking me wow 😂
we’re talking
Yo @jagged wraith how u
everyone join
anything
Good u
Wait a min
Meh
Imma join give me a min
Im downstairs
Well am with my fam too
rip real
lol for the sd card slot
💀
lol
Well who's Brendon ?
Here's a dare theres one guy in the afk vc , he is prolly not there , but just join together and scream like you were pinned on our butt , and then just leave
Who's down ?
Is the armoured ignus good? Why is it 4.5 mil it looks like a supercar with a minigun
Shooooooooooooooooooosh
@lavish flame mic won't work on this pc and I'm looking for something to unlock the sd card tray on my phone 😑
lol
I found a paper clip
omg it's open and yes
I'm loling at your goofy dutch sounding voice
was that not your voice?
💀💀
@deft kindle why’d you leave
I was teasing my phone frustration out.. don't cry 😛
@jagged wraith Joshua right ?
Ye ):
Welll am confused 🤔 what's the gender ?
Umm ok
lol max level.. hahaha
None
Yep yep
can anyone help me i needa do setups in gta
alr
fair game
why did darkness got banned
did he?
yeah
@stray oak bro is yuno an elf
like yesterday or today
Fixing my tech 😭
okay cow
wut
If I don't have doomsday bunker or missions done, any point going through all of that for deluxo discount?
he is
but hes a good one
What's the freakin diff between senior mod and mod
senior
wut
huh

I am assuming you play gta right ?@sharp field
you're mod in a gta server
So it assured ?
that's why
It is obv
Quick question, is pluralkit here?

Idk y I asked that
Well as he said
You know pluralkit?
Well yea I use it
Pluralkit dees nuts
bro speed blitz everybody
Just that you don't got any roles of in game gta thing like cmm
mom post
@lost schooner are you gonna let this slide? I wont if I were you
@stray oak does asta soeed blitz?
Made it myself fr
hey @sharp field I fixed it
Cum
i lowkey thought asta was gonna be more powerful then julius but ig not
what? blitz?
Cum
such a nice for you
Cum
Cum
what is bro babbling about
L donkey once again
its better to cum in the sink rather than sink in the cum
bro
just saying
bro
i have that video
💀
Yoo here comes another senior
real
real
I had to remove the sd card so it wouldn't block me on the failure to read
i’m just so damn old man
How are y’all
old
bro is 13
Jus that have never seen ya here
i am NOT 13😭😭
💀💀💀💀
yeah you are
?ban @sharp field
That user is a mod/admin, I can't do that.
Being 13 , mod ohh sorry senior mod
better be lucky
Ain’t you like 15?
demoted
aint jewelz like 14?
Guess what he will be when he is 20
Bro i joined discord 3 years ago
16
what 11 year old joins discord
a lot
you fr
Most
nope
He will be the president of the US when he turns 20
he aint a pe.do
so he cant
that’s not possible
Dont you need to be over 50 anyway
Yeah ik that
you gotta be 35
Wait what ?
send me your tiktok i want to show you this video bc you like anime
Close enough
I thought it was cool
just send the video link here
Wait in 15 years we could run for American president 💀

or dm
no it never works for you
it might
sigh
where's nero
oh i seen that

pretty cool
never sending you a video again
I hope vc wasn't important 😅
Ugh so bored prolly gonna play gta idk
why
You’ve seen all of them
bro cannot see with that sharigan 😂🫵
Ikr 😅
Well we’re currently playing ac Valhalla but it’s boring us rn
I couldn't get into those new ACs.. the free roam was nice but the rpg build your stats I think killed it..
hlo @gray falcon I miss you even tho I dont know who you are
Yea but unlike r* Ubisoft listens to fans
Most of the time anyway
nooo please don’t 🙏
never back down
Idk
since black flag?
never give up
for the meme, the stream, and the eeeehhhhhhh team
Oh no.. my battery
Well we’re not talking about ac for the most part
bro forgot the dream
the stream
i don’t have dreams😭 i have nightmares 😝
dreams n nightmares by meek mill
All my nightmares are the same
Doomsday setups are 100x difficult than the heist itself 💀
of me 💪💪
Skill issue
bros nightmare is luffy dying
Smd
And like.. how is being visited by someone in a dream a nightmare...
real
no thx
no
You mean a completely different GTA map
lol
The Avenger setup took me forever lol lights turn off and then u get insta killed
Smh.. Luffy will always bounce back . He's rubber
the avenger setup was annoying
Plus i did all of them on hard mode
Fr 💀
yeah no not possible

I find avenger setup fun at times
That wasn't fun 💀
I said fun at times
avenger setup is always fun
So sometimes I find it fun sometimes I dont

avenger setup is just a pain in the ass
I like doomsday I just find some setups extremely boring
bazinga
avenger setup is easy and fun
Fr that shi was almost impossible npc's got auto aim u can't see shit in nightvision u get insta killed from nowhere
ikr
ok bro
Fuck it we are probably gonna play gta
I don't have that as my targetting mode
skill issue bud
Auto aim is boring tbh
Ok
Having auto aim is skill issue tf u mean💀
no u
preach!
tf do you mean kid
try disabling it and play the game 
That's a weak move

Plus i did the setup after 10 tries
skill issue definitely

auto aim is lazy
I find it more enjoyable with manual aim
lando is back at f1
W
replacing nick de
U just said skill issue to me on the same shi blud stop simping over a mod 💀
That wasn't him who said that...
I simp for free aim
I play with Manuel aim always

....
Wasnt u my bad
lol
lmao
Oopsie
Silly goose
no u
lol
okay
oh no the vegan teacher is live
uh oh.
Ban him he said Avenger setup is ez and he plays with the aim bot prolly

there's a ban frenzy going on..
She's gonna be beefing soon
all good 
Wait she’s still alive? We thought she died
I 100% agree with this responce
Weren't gladiators vegan?
yep
Vegan teachers gonna be beefing fr
I'm pretty sure they ate meat lol
well there’s always natural selection… i hear it speeds up the process 
They did
True
There was no such thing as vegan everybody ate meat to survive lol
They were slaves tho.. meat is rich man's food
They ate barley and wheats
not if you owned a farm
Can anyone help do something on xbox old gen?
if you had a farm you were ok
😅 I watched too many docs..
Vegans don't realize the amount of animals farmers have to kill to make their food
No way they waiting 6 months for a crop to grow up so they can fill their stomach 💀
Hey @lavish flame, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

omg... The mice invasions and locusts of australia... fr stuff
True
@jagged wraith kiss me if im wrong but im sure the earth is flat 😀
rip no pluralkit
Being vegan is fine tbh just don't rub it in
imagine vegans, but they started to protest like just stop oil. like they just grab a full raw chicken out of your hands, throw it on the ground and tell you that you support animal abuse 
hes right though 
fucking hell that would be funny
join what
Farmers have to kill every rabbit, squirrel etc leaving less food for the animals that eat them, and those same animals are the ones vegans want to protect
Noob
Yea being vegan kills more animals
Even tho the threw that poor chickens body part on the floor 
true statement\
I don't think they understand that animals are breedable...
welcome to the illogical
tbf the only thing i wished never happened? industrial revolution
Welp so are humans in that sense cannabilism and murders should be legal lol
go back to when times were easier
I wouldn't have a problem with that tho lol
Fair
I live practically in the middle of nowhere so wouldn't effect us 
There are people who genuinely believe the earth is a donut
Yea we hate those people
Earth is flat
If it were it would be very stale
killing your own species and cannibalising off of it vs killing another species for food is hardly the same

Why do they say around the world then smh
It was a joke lol
Ik lol
There is actually a flat earth discord server
Should say across the world
The earth is proven to be a cube
no shut up
Lol
If u say earth is round in that server it's insta ban
lol
Like 10k people or so
My break ends in a minute ffs
Smh
What server? (Asking for a friend)
they probably try to defend the guy who tried to show the earth was flat
ended up showing it’s round
Server I wouldn't mind raiding
We infiltrated a flat earth server and it got nuked once
Same tbh 
I got banned lol
Alts exist for a reason
tbf i’m tempted to join on an alt to nuke it 
Was it 24/7 flat earth?
20 sec speed run almost beat the record for getting banned from LGBTQ server
Too lazy to make one
What did you do in the server
Something like that
I'm in

"Earth is round"
i hate the mfs that make being gay their entire identity
Imma say the earth is a cube 
In an lgbtq Server?
No, Flat earth server
Ah
Why would I say it in a LGBTQ server bro 💀 oh wait they don't got brains either
Is artwork better than coke in cayo perico?
Nah the earth is a dodecahedron
I'm feeling like a troll atm 
Some have brains most don’t
earth is sex
no in a lgbt server it’s: i identify as round objects

Censor round like r****
To blend in
True
xaxaxa
Imagine saying that to a fat LGBTQ chick💀
"high calorie humans" is what they said in a cnn article
Most of us would just laugh but some fuckers get really pissed at that
this is no laughing matter!! you’re offending my roundness! you’re roundphobic!!
like call em fucking fatasses duhh
xaxaxa
💀
high calorie to what fucking polar bears?
True lol
honestly
We got banned from multiple servers for being Russian and having d.i.d
you can’t be serious bro
yes
Xbow deck nooooo that's 🏳️🌈
ok bro
ngl i kinda feel bad for the russian (and belarusian) public having the shade thrown at them for something they can’t control
skill issue
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