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lol
We just can't get them legally
True
I smell oil
time to invade
I'd rather be shot then stabbed by a donny over here
š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦
Rather not be featured in a drill song "___ got put in a pack"
Iām sure thereās a gun dealer you just have to find him
Being shot honestly sounds like fun ngl
Yeah we get them imported
Illegally ofc
I wanna get shot tbh
I know a corrupt cop where I live he gets me guns
That's cool š
W cop
I know a corrupt cop but he just takes advantage of me
Ayooo
Makes me wear panties and calls me "Masters little girl"
i know a corrupt cop, he pays me to take advantage of him
All good though, anything for the bag
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Well ok then
Sadly I lost one of my plants š¢
Good
bro that was a lot of money
complete silence followed up by āgoodā
Even better
what plant?
Thy does have to depart. Goodbye thee and fairwell
@simple iron oi what plant was ot
Pls no
goodbye shankspeare, may you shank everyoneās hearts with your words
now thatās good
Who stole it
isnāt it a little suspicious @mellow cipher was the first to know?

Who still uses nfts
i completely forgot they even existed
Weren't they popular for like 2 months then died
ye
Not me just a joke we do lol
Idk man they came in the cover of night
Opensea is now closedsea
Cuz its on lockdown
i looov weed
Firefly the funniest mf here
no person in their right mind would say this
I dont think you understand the gravity of the situation
How much did I lose
i know, donāt worry. i donāt take stuff that seriously like the people on twitter lol
Lemme check the news rq
A solid $5
50 gold bars
a crisp high 5
Around 270 ethereum
Iād make more selling my weed
How much is that
Over $500,000
that is not nice of you dutch
You look like a dorito
shii
well you must be, we must be. we shall all be better together
Dont worry m8. When youāve hit rock bottom, theres only one way left to go
W rizz?
The spicy ones are also red
You guys ever have Black pepper jack doritoes?
Yeah well the bag is purple
And people go by bag color
Lmao
it was black
thatās not black zaza
6 hours of rdo
they were my favorite type
It's 1am
Bro whatās with the massage gun
I'm going to bed I gotta work tomorrow 
do you use it only to massage yourself, or also for other stuff?
gn š„
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Fatass
You're still on about this lol
Fuck off
you can suck me off
straight to the point, i like it
Ask your mom to help
bigbadt_#0 was muted. | No reason given.
lol
Bruh
Lmao
April you misspelled
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Are you ok in the brain?
she killed the chat
Oh wait it wasn't a mistake
Chat killer
damn women
@spiral siren imagine getting muted for that
We loooov latinas
@spiral siren donāt worry bro, iām on your side
Did you not see
@spiral siren no name lied bro he hates you
That's why I thought it was a mistake
just ate a banana
But it wasn't
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Monkey wasn't muted
@spiral siren donāt believe in zaza, would you believe someone called zaza?
Banana nasty
wtf
But t was asking weird questions
?
banana is tasty
@spiral siren will give you free weed if you listen
Did you mute the right person?
@spiral siren iāll suck if you donāt listen to zaza
Yeah I did
Hell nah
thatās a misspelling, like april did. it happens to the best of us
Asking weird questions 
when they came in the chat
When he got here
asked if someone wanted to suck him off
You need to see a therapist
youāre so random, yea what zaza said ^
see what you did dutch, your snitching got some poor soul muted
no, theyāre sad now
Man thinks he's god or smth
Iām telling your girlfriend
You people flirt?
Unless she thick

i actually got free nudes from some milf once
I get nudes from girls daily
nah you probably paid for them
@sullen crest
Wha
For what
Yeah with a girl š
He got aids
What
Backshots
Who are you again
bros not even here anymore man, chill
She thinks sheās a cat
@sullen crest bro you immediately got to call her jess, well done
What they what
hiii
Dutch on some power high rn
hi
how is everyone today?
What question
ādo the thingā
He keeps asking for someone to do temu 
Capit you should mute him he needs some time to calm down
i 2nd this @sullen crest
i agree
Capit that's three votes
Dont cum
Democracy wins
I agree
I love democracy
i hate women
Too late
Will give weed if you vote yes
Hm
How much we talking 
Hmmmmm
that cheap?
@simple iron a pound if yes
may i have a go too then @lavish flame ?
I say yes I grow more than 3grams
I have baking soda if you need to burn you nose
Think y'all made capit take a rain check
little did you know we already did it before you got on discord
Fu @stoic sail

Man's a cicada
So sad do your mother
Goodnight capit
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@sullen crest honestly man, listen. as you can obviously see, @lavish flame is not being himself, he might need some mute time to cool off.
Dutch is gae
Y'all need to let up lmao
democracy doesnāt have limits
anyone want cocaine
7kilos of it
900k
damn
He's actually on a power trip
My dick realy big
can you reserve those to me for later?
No with stupidity
wdym?
Idk the price near me I only deal weed
Im on scrubbed wall dust
Rolm I can give you a complete breakdown if you want
@nocturne coyote you need to mute @lavish flame heās been poisoned and doesnāt know what heās talking about.
anyone here speakes hebrew
Yes please
doubt it
just telling the truth
Fucking hell stfu all of you
How about we kick april
bought a modded account the email provider he used is in hebrew lol
i agree
lol, why not translate it?
Ban tgg make me owner
He has no place in this serberber
Ok, basically monkey, the dude dutch wants muted, has been asking several times for people to download temu so he gets rewards
I'm sure you know what temu is
He's stopped now but dutch is for some reason very persistent on him being warned and muted
i cant i even listened to some indian guy
oh man, then thereās no way you can decipher it
You will evolve into colombian drug head
How much money will I make
more than you do now
Over bilions
Bet
have you already paid for the account?
...
yea
He should be muted its the rules
Ask 6
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It's your choice rolm do what you want
i payed a long time ago and used it but now i need to change the password
Which one is monkey?
I only make 10k per run 
@stoic sail
i donāt think buying an account was such a great idea, how much it cost?
I should probably set my alarm for 6:30
20$
You could grow weed in that shed
level 3000 and 4bilion already spent a billy lol
well, say a little prayer for the money and youāre good to go
damn
get that account back right now
If they smell skunk say skunks live under the shed 
went to a gta hebrew discord server for help LOL
Skunk weed
im downbad
i need ur help, i cant find the part where he is promoting the temu
thatās not nice
i hope you get the help you need there lol
I'll find it
probably deleted it then?
Thereās a strain that smells like skunk
Ill checj
real talk tho, i find it pretty cool that you remember its scientific name lol
but bullying is more fun
Literally don't care
you still didnāt skin it?
.
lol
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@nocturne coyote this
@nocturne coyote I found proof
and he waddled away
You need to settle down
with his life, i want to see that thing dead and flayed
is that your real voice
holy shit
pretty hot
donāt worry, iām not gay. we didnāt touch each other or anything
sexy fr
ikr
Your autistic voice is your normal voice
those 2 combined would make any man-ā¦..
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Yeah sure
Hell nah but @empty prism wants you
@empty prism really? š³
We have bun
Since when did bek leave
Damn
He couldnāt take the heat
Bek is a pussy
Ik*
whoās bek?
just like me fr
What's going on here
bekfast
dutch is hotter
Capit you gotta be the most unfunniest mf here
bros clueless
He is
hella
He got mad because he was surrounded with npcs
You dont know how much i wanna leave because this server has a bunch of brain deads
Smh
Wait fuck
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he talking about me without even knowing me?
Heās probably just gonna call me a junkie Idc
He got mad because he was surrounded with npcs
You dont know how much i wanna leave because this server has a bunch of brain deads

Can't really blame him people here are fucking stupid
did he talk about you š¤
no you, and youāre damn right too
true i look like prince adam and quasimodo
exactly
Why do you have no name
cuz i didnāt know what name to choose, so i didnāt choose
It's a shame the stupidest people here are the most active people
Hey @nocturne coyote
We should bring back bullying
Pussydestroyer69420
I second this
we have to take care of all of them too
@lavish flame @simple iron @wind trout he's handled
MR BEAST
Ok Poopyhead
an honorable mentions of most shittiest usernames to have
U r
who
Who said head
monkey
Lol
Give me head
Glad to know you like dudes
Hell nah only women
found a guy using google translate
I heard Dutch was
u change my name?
no no, it was a misspell
Nah
iām glad you liked it :)
No no you don't get it your giving it
I didnt notice
Ayooo wtf
And you're receiving it
Shit bro I'm wondering when this girl gonna stop having me as a side piece and make me the one piece
I promise them free head
Use the force
It's called moderator rizz
buy a sponsor for ā¬100
Only thing they pulling is the soda out of the fridge
You gave it to Thunder last night bro
You told me
you didnāt have to go so hard man, damn š
Thunder stop lurking
@empty prism i heard you like me?
Dutch dms
anyone from uk
His bio makes sense
Nah fuck the uk
nah, hate the briāish people
Overrated tbh
Now hold on
you 2 gave head to each other there, we all know it
I don't think we go there
too late m8, theyāre already gone
I have nukes for sale
Isn't capit 12
is he?
That's illegal
Heās actually 10
Nah he def 12
This server loves sexualising shit with minors
This is so true
i think i found my new home
Especially shad
I get paid today
How much
Nah switch it to demitrius
Idk honestly not expecting much
anyone speaks russian?
I get that daily
dam, i was about to finish that joke
Nah we speak american
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Remember no Russian
see, me & dutch can finish each others jokes. thatās why we love each other
Why would I run
Sounds a little gay
itās alright, we always say (no homo) before doing it
@elder pumice
dutch doesnāt want to say it tho
That's like commiting genocide then repenting
blud thinks he can talk shit behind me like a fucking dumbass junkie
yes i joined back just for this
blud immediately searched up his own name right after joining?

what a server where you gotta watch your back lol
someone snitched
lmao
anyways im leaving again
Leave bek, you don't need to see this stupidity
donāt go

I could legitimately care less
Nah bubba the best fym
My disliking of the cesspits of humanity has nothing to do with my role
Gotta love making the mods rely on ch to do 3/4 of their job
are you craving his attention?
We don't even have to 
hi
Bro had a bot named after me in his server because I wouldn't join
damn, the desperation
@empty prism should I get bounty wagon before I go to sleep
Oh you are playing rdo too?
nah, you aināt getting rid of me that easily dutch
Yessir
What level?
Thunder probs level 274 or something

Bitch i started 4 days ago
Leveling up is hard in rdr2
I'm really not sure if I wanna upgrade my moonshine business or get the bounty wagon
no flying bikes eh?
You also started playing dbd 2 weeks ago and you're already level 60000
You guys shoud start playing the game
i envy you
I'm gonna play it slow so i don't run out of content, I'm enjoying it, buying my second role today
lmao, nice joke
Rdro?
What do you think I should get wagon or moonshine upgrade?
Why would I touch grass when I can touch a beautiful plant
No idea, I'd say wagon first
NO cardio
Man it's been months and I only got bounty hunter
If u want the content to last longer
Alright bounty wagon it is
Each of them is like $850
Hehe same
I'm thinking between trader and collector now
One legendary could net me around 200
Collector
My mates and I are thinking of downloading rdo tonight so hopefully we do play
Definitely collector
Ohh
gn dutch
What should we do at the start of the game
Dawg if y'all got ps4 I'll play rdo with yall
I didn't know collector of was that good
What do you even do at the start of the game
Thunder bounty hunter is best for gold collector is best for XP and cash
Yes that's why i went bounty hunter directly
Story missions and blood money until you have enough for your first role
I'm earning handsomely
Night dutch
Bro I canāt even make 15 gold bars
We go to Tahiti tomorrow
I've got every role
I just bought a blue roan missure fox trotter for 1.2k yesterday
Get bounty hunter š¤
What are the story missions like
Already have it
The hell is the best horse anyway
They pretty fleshed out?
Eh basic shootout a few moral decisions and such
Small story so you earn gold etc for your first role
True
I only got the bounty hunter custom bretons
I highly recommend doing it though when you first start
Yes i was using red chesnut arabian before that
how good is the story of rdr2, i had started playing it. for some reason did the tutorial multiple times bcs i didnāt know you lost the ability to get trophies after activating cheats, burned out and took a break
I'm aiming to get an arabian better than my current one
Modders just randomly spawn dead animals so you can sell to the butcher 
@sullen crest best horse is the black arabian
It's insainly good
It costs 42 gold bars though
Does it have a function like the ceo/mc thing where you can invite people into your posse or whatever
aight ty, thatās all i needed to hear
Shit what about the other ones
Rdr2 story is best, i did 100% and platinum on it
Worth it
How long did it take you to 100% it
I did it with days gone also worth it
Next best one is the white Arabian with one less bar than the black with the same speed stats at $1125
Next is red dead plat
No idea, been a while
i still need to start playing it again, but i got hooked on to gta5 bcs itās my first ever actual gtao experience
I'm aiming for the black arabian
Wats the worst Arabian
Gotta rank up a lot though
Cheaper
can we talk about gta 5?
Red chestnut
devin weston?
How do I get F1 wheels on my horse
Worth $250
Red chesnut
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That's the one I got
Bro only played story
Bruh I might just get a mustang
White is only 950$
I'm broke
It is? Thought it was more
I was using it until yesterday, now i have the beast
I only got like 250
@sullen crest what roles do you have
And I'm using that other 15 gold for collector
Get the red chesnut,it won't disappoint
I gotta remember how tf rdr works
Just bounty hunter
Whatās the rarest horse in red dead online?
i never even played that completely, never got a ps. had a xbox 360, but literally a week after we got gta5 the xbox broke and kept scratching the discs. we realized that after buying the 3rd copy of gta5 lmao
The blue horse
Make good use of legendary bounties they can pay pretty well
I think anyway
No horse is rare,u can buy everything in rdo
They get too damn hard at 5 stars
Unicorn
You can say that again
Fucking Philip carlier
I just need a fast horse with good stamina
Arabian my guy
The one who gases you?
@sullen crest get red chesnut until you have 1000$ spare for a better horse,i did all my legendary bounty on it and it was dope
Better than mustang
Yeah, at 5 stars enemies don't appear on the map
Bet thanks
And that includes gators
Fuckin hell
It's so fucking annoying
I'm doing red ben he pays the most
Bro the worst one is that tom guy who you have to protect to take to his deeds
Or whateva the girl look alike gang was
I can't save him at 3 lol
Sorry Etta Doyle
Ong
Nah that mf died immediately when we got to the last shootout lmao
Yeah
Definitely
He always dies
Easy money
Which one was it? The one in the train?
Deadass?
Yeah
Yes
Yeah train one is easy
You just kill his goons and then bag him right? I never did red ben
The bear one is also easy
How much if I pay the formant?
Yeah but you gotta stop the train first
Fuck no
I've made the mistake of throwing his ass off and he died lol
I used all my shotgun slugs on the damn wolves
Ah
The guy has bears in cages
Never did it after 2 stars
Good morning or well good evening i should say ladies and gents
Who's this guy
Conquistadore
Just shoot the lock on the bear cage and he will eat everyone and then kill the bear
Sometimes when I go afk in game I come back and a bear kills me
Where's he from
Apocrypha
Makes sense
Hello there
I'm assuming you guys know the time system of missions right?
You got it on ps4 @wind trout
I do actually
Oh hello conquestor
Yeah wait like 20 min
i completely forgot you existed
Not sure if I have online though
Then do it
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Yeah i dipped completely when i had exams
But i passed them so its all good
What's the lake Isabella thing people going nuts about?
Idk
Idk what that is
The bounty?
i loooov gold
Some treasure map or smth
Only thing I know that spawns near that lake is the white Arabian
I have 15 gold bars but i still havenāt bought a role
Iāll probably get the collector one
general kenobi
Can I get it on online?
Get bounty hunter if you wanna be the most efficient
No unfortunately
Fuck
Only story mode
I heard collector is insane for grinding cash
slowly getting my original perms back
How do I get max pay when I deliver bounty
Yeah it's the best for XP and cash
Wait until the timer at the top is at like the last minute
The more time you take to complete the bounty the more you earn
Interesting
Same applies for legendary bounties even if they have no timer
Did u ace any of them specifically or did you do decent enough to pass
I passed all of them like most of them felt easy
Except for chemistry 
However
nice
Thats good at least you passed
I'ma get 4 hours of sleep tonight
Simple chemistry means you can make meth
The amount of times my class made a breaking bad joke during the chemistry exam though lol
kitchen nightmares
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Fuck you to who ever reply
Yup
Goodnight everyone
I swear everyone is going to sleep especially since the majority of ppl here are from North America
"Nah" ~Rosa Parks, 1955
Land of the freaks?
9:19
Shankspeare does return to this precious land
Doth thy anybody wish to engage in some jousting on my block with the homies?
You should grow weed
Grow some fogin balls first
Smoke weed every day
Yeag
I joined yesterday
Ok
Excuse me good fellows! I am inquiring as to what "embed" means, as I am not up to date on the "slang" of this generation, so wtf does embed mean?
Shut up
Winni, thou will beat your ass
No chance
Is it not thay?
Thy is insecure
Nah I'm good
This chap is giving small phallus energy
What
Bring it on brother
Man U are shit
Wtfu
And I'm from Manchester
Ew city fan
Always clinging on to that 2007 ronaldo love
Nah, I don't watch football
Not a city fan
Not any fan
I don't like ronaldo
I don't need to be a fan to know Man U haven't been good the past decade
We're easily the best team in manchester
So thou will shut up fore I take your foreskin
I own onlyfans
Yeah best team, doesn't mean you're good
Can you give me a free Belle Delphine sub please?
And specifically 7 jars of her bath water
Sure
I just did the bite of 87 on a chese
Will 700 work ?
Ffs
Give me corinna kopf š
Idk bro you weird
Maybe throw in Nikocado Avocado too
You wanna be banmed asshole
Nah
Thou art a simp
U want belle delphine mf
I get all the milfs
Yeah but I'm Shankspeare so it doesn't count
And im winni the poo
Yes I did my step mom
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What
Zaza who's the kids
Idk
It's me
Who are youuu first time seeing you
You can't prove you're winnie da pooh
Wtf is embed
Swear down, thou doth bum ye
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Thou call me a clown?
It's me
Come to my block
Winni the poo
How old are you Shakespeare
Lust-lacking heathen!
With a glock I shall
13 billion years old
The honest mehmed
I created the universe
Check your fucking clock
Then I created Shaquille O'neal
Fucking hell
Or you'll be sent off the side of a dock
Shankspeare do you play runescape?
donkay i canāt keep defending you
Shakespearean scoundrel
Nah I play Spongebob: cooking fever
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If there is grass on the pitch, play ball
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sorry
If the river is red, take the dirt road instead
If her booty is big you must eat her
If it's vag is sappy, replace the nappy
I mean steal the head bte
Jesus can turn water into wine, but i can turn your mother into mine
Barry, thee will end you
If the honey is ready feed the baby
Thou art a bitch-ass motherfucker
Barry my cock in your mom
That's insest
My mother has been dead for 5 millenia
No thats incest
He is the brith of all life
Must do her in the after life
Wait thats not allowed?@sullen crest
No
Sorry mans rules is rules
I just follow
If she is ur mother then she will not be smothered
What if my step sister gets stuck in washing machine again
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
The flowers are full of honey, but only the bee finds out the sweetness.
hey chat
The world is plentiful with honey, but only the humble bee can collect it.
Real
Damn buying a karuma made me bankrupt fr š
Wspp guys
How yall feelin abt the game lately
Lowkey think its been going down hill but can be saved w a few good updates
apart from the mind numbing grind
not fun
I can't sleep
Burnt out a bit fr
Grinding doesn't feel rewarding like before (never did)
@sullen crest what happened to darkness
0h definitely
Don't tell me he was banned
getting money and then spending it on upgrades Armor ammo
supplies
repeat
a lil boring
it was fun when everyone was playing last team standing car sumo
@empty prism can't sleep I'ma just grind rdo
Yeaa i feel yall on the grind
Honetsly i kinda liked grinding in the beginning when i had nothing
Always felt like progress
When i did the fleeca job for the time and bought the armored karuma
When a random carried me through the casino heist
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Now its cayo buy sell dr dre repeat
bro ā ļø
bro who is mehmed
Your dad
sapuncho the honest muppet
i aināt readin allat
Can anyone help me get money on Xbox?
Just work at burger shack

@lavish flame
hello
hmmmmmmm
Epic embed fail!!
no embed perms

Bruh it didnt work because i tried to copy it



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so you do OnlyGta
I wanna send a Spongebob vid but squidward says a no no word 
Exoskull Left
Want more ps plus?
is i5 12400f with rtx 3060ti good for today's gaming?
Pills I love you
Yes thanks
hi girls

EMPAPE
umtiti
Empeepee
Yo
Wsg
This practice very cool
Uh oh. Here comes the pain
Hi gorillas
Sus
thanks for sharing
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