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timber lava
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do it again for every McDonald’s

stoic sail
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i jus rly need this pocket money…

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it’s just a sign up link

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pls

copper sinew
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yeah follow up..

stoic sail
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it’ll help me sm

timber lava
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ask your mom

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it’s 5 dollars ask mom

stoic sail
stoic sail
timber lava
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Your mom or dad or friends don’t give you 5 dollars?

stoic sail
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only when i am with them like shopping

timber lava
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you’ve exhausted so many options that you’re asking discord users

stoic sail
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but i jus wanna hang out w my friends tmr

timber lava
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for 5 dollars

copper sinew
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🤔

stoic sail
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well it could be 10

timber lava
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at least make your scam believable bro

stoic sail
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but pls sign up it’ll benefit you to

timber lava
stoic sail
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i’ve done it

timber lava
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source. Trust me beo

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bro cmon

stoic sail
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it’s an app on the app store

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which makes it trustworthy

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pls

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🙏

timber lava
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no it doesn’t

stoic sail
timber lava
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oh ong is it YouTube

stoic sail
timber lava
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bro

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temu is literally the biggest scam of this year

stoic sail
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it’s not

timber lava
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💀

stoic sail
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i’ve ordered from there

timber lava
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It is bro

copper sinew
timber lava
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no bro it’s a humongous scam

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look into it

stoic sail
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ppl think it’s a scam but i’ve done a lot of research

timber lava
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you’re getting played

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look deeper

stoic sail
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how is it a scam

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lmk how it’s a scam

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so i can stop using it

timber lava
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It’s a pyramid scheme

stoic sail
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yea ik

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but that doesn’t make it a scam

timber lava
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That’s a scam

stoic sail
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it’s jus free advertising

timber lava
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this mf

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A pyramid scheme is a type of scam

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Oldest in the book

deep hull
copper sinew
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I play the game and make money, then I can't until I sucker others into playing the game and making money, and so on...

timber lava
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It’s all to make the corporation money and leech off of everyone’s effort

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While you struggle for the scraps of 5 dollars

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It’s scamming you not out of your own money but out of your time

copper sinew
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yeah we lose our minds with adds, meanwhile they make money on it

timber lava
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Time you could use to make money

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rishi real quiet

copper sinew
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lol... the silent ah ha..

stoic sail
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i was doing some research

copper sinew
stoic sail
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but we still do get a benefit

timber lava
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Not enough to make it worth it

solar needle
timber lava
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nah bro

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don’t do it

copper sinew
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og...

stoic sail
wind trout
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Is that duck

timber lava
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yeah baby it’s me

solar needle
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Nahhh

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Federal asf

timber lava
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He said he has cash app

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hey bro I use PayPal

stoic sail
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that too

timber lava
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PayPal was what everyone used before these motherfuckin Gen z apps

solar needle
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I was gonna send u 10 bucks cause I feel bad for u foo

wind trout
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People just gonna trust some random ass app that came out of nowhere that offers the best deals on the fucking planet

copper sinew
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I'll take some empathy send it this way

wind trout
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Y'know temu is currently under investigation right?

copper sinew
timber lava
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“Nintendo switch for 7 dollars” and you don’t think that’s sketchy?

wind trout
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They also had another company in south korea that got shut down due to malware/spyware

coarse sparrow
wind trout
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Yeah ain't trusting that app

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Yeah, same could happen with temu

coarse sparrow
timber lava
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They tryna steal data

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fr fr

coarse sparrow
copper sinew
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Hey @timber lava some profile descriptions have warnings "suspected of terrorism, etc" is that a discord thing?

timber lava
copper sinew
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ok

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I see

timber lava
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you tell me

copper sinew
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I honestly don't know

wind trout
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Yes multiple people on discord are suspected of terrorism

timber lava
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i mean Nox I see that message on your pfp so

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you tell me little homie

copper sinew
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I thought it was a gimmick, trend or something people were doing...

copper sinew
wind trout
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I just realized nox is level 40

copper sinew
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I need to add stuff to my profile

wind trout
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Mf been here less than a month

timber lava
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Nox is for sure a trrrorist

coarse sparrow
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lol

wind trout
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Actual thunder twin

timber lava
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why would your ass tell him that

copper sinew
timber lava
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You ruined it

copper sinew
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oui oui

timber lava
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bro baguettes are so fire dude

wind trout
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Fuck off

timber lava
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I love them shits

wind trout
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France is overrated anyways

copper sinew
weary arrow
coarse sparrow
timber lava
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Oh shut

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Shooooot

weary arrow
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up please

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go damn

wind trout
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You're a swol winner where's your room to talk

weary arrow
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delete the shoooot

timber lava
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Delete your account

coarse sparrow
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nice spelling

timber lava
weary arrow
wind trout
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You sent 1500+ messages in 4 days

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Thunder did 10k in a month

coarse sparrow
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I barely see him in Gorilla chat

copper sinew
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compete to win it

wind trout
timber lava
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bro I went to the cemetery today to visit my grandpa’s grave and there were deadass like 4 people chanting around a tomb with a campfire and like fuckin voodoo shit around them

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I got tf outta there

wind trout
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Since he got mod he's a lot less active

sonic spindle
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That’s unfortunate

stoic sail
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hey guys is anyone willing to download an app for me pls

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from the app store

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we’ll both get credit

timber lava
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rishi

stoic sail
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for shopping

timber lava
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We told you it’s a scam

copper sinew
edgy mango
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shut up

sonic spindle
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lol

timber lava
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ask again and I’ll get your ass banned from the internet entirely

edgy mango
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hi

wind trout
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Is that equal

coarse sparrow
sonic spindle
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He is the moderator of life

copper sinew
sonic spindle
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Yes

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Who are you

wind trout
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Ouch

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I never existed in the first place CRYING

sonic spindle
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I’m serious I have no idea

timber lava
sonic spindle
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ok good so I don’t know you

copper sinew
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nice!

wind trout
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Was that stixz I saw

edgy mango
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who are you

copper sinew
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I think I know a John 🤔

wind trout
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Are you still 5'2 stixz

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Did you grow at all

edgy mango
coarse sparrow
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the other one left the server idk

wind trout
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I bet he's still a gnome

coarse sparrow
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what happened

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tell

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me

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now

wind trout
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Stixz if you sat on a shelf at Walmart in the garden section somebody would mistake you for an item

copper sinew
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no

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x

near patrol
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bruhboi hi

coarse sparrow
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say it in ur server

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bruh

wind trout
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Man thinks he's secret service or smth

coarse sparrow
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I dont wanna know anymore

noble lintel
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Cmon Dutch

copper sinew
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you too!

noble lintel
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Let's go to Tahiti

copper sinew
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ok nvm

sharp void
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Anybody tryna do casino hiest

noble lintel
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I always come back

copper sinew
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I was trying to tell him that!?

sharp void
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Anybody tryna do casino hiest

wind trout
edgy mango
upper fractalBOT
timber lava
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I’m about to drop a nuclear bomb on North Korea

edgy mango
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Im like 170cm tall

timber lava
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In minecraft

noble lintel
wind trout
edgy mango
wind trout
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So I was right

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Dumb

edgy mango
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what shush up

wind trout
edgy mango
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Youre just a baguette

copper sinew
wind trout
edgy mango
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i hope someone mistakes you for an actual baguette and sells you off

wind trout
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Is that a slavery remark?

weary arrow
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of course

copper sinew
wind trout
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This isn't the 1800s stixz that's illegal

edgy mango
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Youre a baguette

wind trout
edgy mango
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Baguettes are like 2'6 or smth

copper sinew
jagged wraith
wind trout
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Nah flip it

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I bet everyone here

edgy mango
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no

wind trout
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Is at least 3 feet tall

jagged wraith
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How tall am i silly_cat

wind trout
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Josh I'ma guess

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5'6

jagged wraith
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Go fuck yourself

copper sinew
jagged wraith
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Im not that short

wind trout
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Lol

jagged wraith
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Taller then 5'6 lol

edgy mango
wind trout
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Fuck off

edgy mango
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What a midget troll_face

wind trout
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I'm 5'10

jagged wraith
jagged wraith
wind trout
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Josh probably 6'5

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Damn I'm taller

jagged wraith
wind trout
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Isn't 5'9 above average for women

copper sinew
jagged wraith
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That spectrum wifi ad is killing me

weary arrow
copper sinew
weary arrow
jagged wraith
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telling me to fucking upgrade to that

wind trout
jagged wraith
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Apparently 300 mbps speed? 💀

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bs

copper sinew
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Wonder if I get reception in Antarctica.

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🤔

wind trout
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If I go up to harriet and she sprays me again I'm killing every animal on this map

jagged wraith
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Easy spray her back

wind trout
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I wish I could

copper sinew
wind trout
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I just need to get to rank 5 ffs

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As soon as I get access to legendary animals trader gonna pop tf off

copper sinew
weary arrow
copper sinew
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I turned my Mtu settings down// for extra free roam events and do the poachers.. Easy exp

wind trout
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Apparently the best horse in this game is worth 42 gold bars

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But I'm 54 ranks away

weary arrow
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i gotta get back into rdr2

copper sinew
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and the legendaries are like bunnies too

weary arrow
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that game was fun

copper sinew
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so you can farm all harriet stuff in a lower mtu setting

wind trout
jagged wraith
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Rdr2 was boring

wind trout
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Says the one who got the platinum

weary arrow
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@copper sinew if you were on xbox i’d ask if you wanted to be a pro gamer with me

weary arrow
wind trout
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Imagine playing on xbox

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Couldn't be me

weary arrow
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ikr

copper sinew
jagged wraith
wind trout
weary arrow
wind trout
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@weary arrow what rank are you

jagged wraith
weary arrow
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100 something on xbox and maybe 30 something on ps4

weary arrow
wind trout
jagged wraith
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Lemme check

wind trout
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He's so much better than me CRYING

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I'm rank 26 ffs

jagged wraith
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Im a trophy hunter i don't enjoy games half the time

weary arrow
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i’m max rank on everything except for the harriet bs

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i couldn’t bother to keep doing her poacher missions

simple iron
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👌🏻👈🏻

weary arrow
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💯

jagged wraith
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10 trophys and the platinum is 11 lol @wind trout

weary arrow
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@copper sinew why did you send me a friend request?

jagged wraith
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4 story mode 6 online shrug

copper sinew
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Don't you love me?

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😭

jagged wraith
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@weary arrow why dont u have me added huh?

weary arrow
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👁️👁️

jagged wraith
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🤨 that's why i don't love you

weary arrow
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you play 🥶 war

copper sinew
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so much is being explained rn 😭

jagged wraith
weary arrow
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😱

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jk

copper sinew
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oh

weary arrow
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i thought yours said 2018 💀

copper sinew
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i had a reply thought out

jagged wraith
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2018 what

weary arrow
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made account

jagged wraith
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no

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2021

weary arrow
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mines october 29th 2018

copper sinew
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I'm pre accounts era 😁

weary arrow
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@jagged wraith who are you? are you josh or angel

copper sinew
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when we used cans and strings

jagged wraith
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But josh lol

weary arrow
jagged wraith
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Uh

copper sinew
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🤨 just joshin?

weary arrow
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jj

jagged wraith
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💀 that was my keyboard.

weary arrow
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just saying but my dad is a dawgg

copper sinew
weary arrow
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💪

copper sinew
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any relation to Mr T?

lavish flame
jagged wraith
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i didn't mean to send that middle finger emoji

weary arrow
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@wind trout are YOU 🫵🏻 trynna be a PRO 💪 gamer with ME 👍

copper sinew
lavish flame
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Lord forgive me

weary arrow
jagged wraith
lavish flame
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For what the stove did

jagged wraith
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😳

weary arrow
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fr

wind trout
copper sinew
jagged wraith
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Baguette

wind trout
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Hm

jagged wraith
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im laughing rn

weary arrow
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i feel my spidey senses tingling 🥶

copper sinew
wind trout
weary arrow
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i love the A team

copper sinew
copper sinew
jagged wraith
copper sinew
weary arrow
wind trout
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That's normal

weary arrow
jagged wraith
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Im talking about @weary arrow @copper sinew

weary arrow
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no

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no

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stop

wind trout
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I've been playing rdo for 4 hours

weary arrow
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😞

copper sinew
jagged wraith
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🤨 yall agreed to being idiots

weary arrow
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✅✅

copper sinew
copper sinew
jagged wraith
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@wind trout there idiots confirmed 😆

weary arrow
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everyone look at this fellas pfp @lusty atlas

copper sinew
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His name.. not just his look

wind trout
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Makes sense

jagged wraith
weary arrow
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you mean Stephen

copper sinew
wind trout
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@jagged wraith am I an idiot cheems_shy

jagged wraith
copper sinew
weary arrow
wind trout
weary arrow
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i got a box out in the yard if one of y’all are trying to take a nap in it

wind trout
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The valentine saloon is so useful for refilling cores

jagged wraith
weary arrow
copper sinew
ebon barn
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Hello HuntMaya

weary arrow
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omg

copper sinew
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LolOlOLOL

jagged wraith
weary arrow
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somebody just tried selling an account 💀

wind trout
weary arrow
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5 times

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6

wind trout
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Actually I can but I don't want to

copper sinew
weary arrow
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9

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omg it’s a bot

jagged wraith
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@ancient minnow hey bud. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

ebon barn
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Why does this person keep on sending that 😭

jagged wraith
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You UNDERSTAND ME ?

wind trout
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Does this bot not understand caps

weary arrow
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lmfao

wind trout
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Also selling an acc for 1k is crazy lmao

weary arrow
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gorilla bot is spamming the bots inbox 😂

jagged wraith
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@ancient minnow we DONT CAREE

copper sinew
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@ancient minnow

jagged wraith
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I don't care abt your stupid fucking acc

copper sinew
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bye!

weary arrow
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@ancient minnow

wanton egret
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let him sell it he’s part of the gorilla gang 🦍

jagged wraith
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bro he ain't even responding to dms

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Wow

jagged wraith
wind trout
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Did the bot stop!

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?*

jagged wraith
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Brb i got a response

weary arrow
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he’s real 😂

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i told him to turn off caps 😂😂

copper sinew
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lol

weary arrow
jagged wraith
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For 10$ lol

simple iron
weary arrow
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where do I find them i’m asking for a FRIEND

simple iron
copper sinew
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someone else was looking for ten dollars...

ebon barn
weary arrow
simple iron
copper sinew
weary arrow
wind trout
weary arrow
wanton egret
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Summon the powerful almighty discord moderator

copper sinew
weary arrow
simple iron
jagged wraith
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Hes selling them cause he needs money 💀💀

copper sinew
ebon barn
# wind trout I got better

I bet I could still get the video from one of my friends, he used to go around discord nuking servers with a video of someone chopping off their own weiner

wind trout
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Do not wish to see that

jagged wraith
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Ay hes racist @copper sinew @wind trout

wind trout
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I don't need a castration tutorial

copper sinew
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lol

wind trout
copper sinew
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The moderated?

jagged wraith
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he called me the not nice word

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Yeah

wind trout
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@ancient minnow that's not very nice

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Is he muted?

copper sinew
weary arrow
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1 more level until y’all see some gifs from me Pepe_Evil

copper sinew
wind trout
jagged wraith
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Bro did it twice

ebon barn
weary arrow
wind trout
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Yes cheems_shy

weary arrow
wind trout
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Your idea of gifs scare me

copper sinew
weary arrow
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time for eye bleach 👍👍💅

ebon barn
wind trout
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I just spent $250 on this super cool horse

weary arrow
wanton egret
wind trout
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It's so nice

ebon barn
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Oh lol

weary arrow
wind trout
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Oh if that guy's muted I may have pinged rock for no reason CRYING

weary arrow
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you @ papa rock?

copper sinew
weary arrow
wind trout
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He was online at the time shrug

cobalt arch
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Why not ping Tgg

weary arrow
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ohhh

jagged wraith
wind trout
copper sinew
weary arrow
cobalt arch
jagged wraith
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nah i can't im 3 from a ban

weary arrow
weary arrow
copper sinew
wind trout
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Imagine being banned

weary arrow
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FR

jagged wraith
weary arrow
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lol

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😝

mortal hedge
lusty atlas
jagged wraith
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cause if u get banned join on a alt you aren't allowed back (:

weary arrow
jagged wraith
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After alt gets banned so its best to wait lmao

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instead of throwing a t

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Alt*

wind trout
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Ofc not an alt

lusty atlas
weary arrow
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i got my alt in so i could do the alt identifier

jagged wraith
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😐 you have a alt?

copper sinew
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you dont?

jagged wraith
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Hell no

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Why tf would i

weary arrow
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lol

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because fun

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🤩

lusty atlas
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Guys don’t use Alta

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U get banned by @unreal echo

jagged wraith
weary arrow
wind trout
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Hard to remember tbh

jagged wraith
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@lavish flame u cute asf in cold war

lusty atlas
jagged wraith
copper sinew
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I feel like I would use an alt at this point to organize discord servers I'm in better.

jagged wraith
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smh

wind trout
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It's a compliment accept it

copper sinew
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so I wouldn't use one here ofc

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that would defeat the purpose.

jagged wraith
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Good

copper sinew
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lol

weary arrow
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👌
☝️

unreal echo
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i whoops

jagged wraith
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Im tired

unreal echo
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?ban @lusty atlas

lusty atlas
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Oh no

jagged wraith
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Me after looking at maxis to long 😳

weary arrow
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please

shell forum
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Hello my children

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It is me

unreal echo
copper sinew
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concurred

weary arrow
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lmao

shell forum
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Mahatma Ghandi

unreal echo
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dyno is so slow

lusty atlas
jagged wraith
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@shell forum u ain't my father

weary arrow
unreal echo
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Mahatma Ghandi duh

lusty atlas
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Jewels I’ll ban u rn

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Watch out

shell forum
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Fuck da Redcoats 💯

weary arrow
jagged wraith
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Give it a week

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Dyno trying

weary arrow
jagged wraith
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Promoted selling a acc

unreal echo
jagged wraith
shell forum
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I'll protest @ancient minnow to be banned from this existence

weary arrow
unreal echo
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Do it pussy

jagged wraith
simple iron
jagged wraith
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Kk

unreal echo
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@lusty atlas Remember when we played that one game together

lusty atlas
unreal echo
lusty atlas
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Refresh my memory

unreal echo
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i’m banning for self promo

simple iron
unreal echo
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It is

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because I said so

lusty atlas
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Did we ever play gta together

lusty atlas
copper sinew
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So two vampires meet in the park. The blood around town has been rare and they decide to meet up again the next to improve their chances...

lusty atlas
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I remember when u had that green little Xbox name and u we’re getting me to teach u how to play pancake so u could get blackjack expert @unreal echo

copper sinew
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...So the two vampires meet up in the park and one has a face covered in blood so the other asks: "Where did all that come from!?"....

lusty atlas
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And then u lost it all like 3 times

copper sinew
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... and the other vampire says: "You see that tree over there? I didn't"

shell forum
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Now I'm William Shankspeare

copper sinew
shell forum
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Fr

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Thou get cheffed

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Thy doth equip the bally

copper sinew
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troll_face did you see how they sent shakespeare back to hell in the simpsons?

shell forum
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Nah thou didn't see that

copper sinew
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"I wrote Othello!" "Yeah, but you did it in blackface... so..."

shell forum
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😂

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Othello is some of my best work

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I prefer BigMacBeth

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It's where a fat one called Beth eats a whole ton of Hellmans ketchup

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And Jack Links Beef Jerky

weary arrow
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idk who this weirdo @shell forum thing is but i’m scared 😟

shell forum
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Does thee insult?

copper sinew
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yeah I wasn't sure wether to call plagiarism or not...

weary arrow
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@copper sinew help please

shell forum
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By heavens thy should watch thou mouth before thee gets beaten

weary arrow
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i can’t understand him

weary arrow
copper sinew
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Beth the hellman eating jack links beef jerky sounds kinda original tho... hmm_sus_think

weary arrow
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lmao

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you just got CAPPED @shell forum

shell forum
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Stephen, thou should watch thee back when you walk in the streets homie

copper sinew
shell forum
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Don't get caught lacking you Fiddlemick

copper sinew
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So... like... Toothbrush shankspeare or... nail file...?

shell forum
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You have a question for Shankspeare?

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Shankspeare is happy to oblige

copper sinew
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Toothbrush Shank? or?

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Quill?

shell forum
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Nah a zombie killer

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Thou pull out the glock

copper sinew
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More like the action then shrug

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less like the object, I see

shell forum
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If music be the food of love, play on

copper sinew
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gratious thought, I shall, I must.

shell forum
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For real G

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Thee has da bling

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Fuck Biggie 🖕

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Thou is a pagan

noble lintel
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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death

shell forum
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I take a look at my life and realise there's not much left

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Shankspeare likes this song

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Thy is a banger

noble lintel
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Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that

shell forum
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Nah Shankspeare has used his daily 50 words

noble lintel
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Depression kids

copper sinew
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hey Arthur!

noble lintel
copper sinew
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Nice to see you breathing troll_face

shell forum
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Shankspeare doth listen to his favourite tune, "Rule Britannia" by Thomas Arne and Sarah Walker

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And his second favourite tune, "Dior" by Pop Smoke

stoic sail
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hey, is anyone here willing to download an app for me?

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we’ll both get credit

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and it’ll be really helpful to me

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i can even cashapp y’all if u want

weary arrow
shell forum
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Is the app Spongebob: Cooking Fever??

noble lintel
stoic sail
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i’ll send you a dm

weary arrow
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jk

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don’t contact me

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i’ll get a restraining order

copper sinew
weary arrow
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it’s temu 💀🕊️🕊️

shell forum
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Thy love 2pac

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Temu is dogshit

copper sinew
noble lintel
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Can I put music on in one of the vc?

shell forum
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Did you not read the terms of servive when you downloaded this app?

weary arrow
weary arrow
copper sinew
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🧀

weary arrow
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listen to red sun in the sky

noble lintel
weary arrow
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it’s the best song EVER

copper sinew
shell forum
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Stephen, thy will get shanked if thee doesn't chose their next words carefully fam

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Shankspeare don't take no L's

noble lintel
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Death is kind

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Life is cruel

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Safe yourselves

copper sinew
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Omg!?

shell forum
copper sinew
#

what was your life like!?

noble lintel
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Tell John to be a better man

shell forum
#

Thy doth view my mother in her turnicoat?

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In her gown!!!

noble lintel
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And tell uncle to stop with his complaints of LUMBAGO

simple iron
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Ok black lung

shell forum
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Is that my homie Al Capone???

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Sup G

unreal echo
unreal echo
copper sinew
unreal echo
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never played again

noble lintel
copper sinew
noble lintel
copper sinew
noble lintel
shell forum
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Thee who doesn't read the terms and conditions of Discord is a lily-livered, three-inch fool

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I am sick when I do look on thee

copper sinew
noble lintel
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Shushhhh

shell forum
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You poor, base, rascally, cheating lack-linen pagan

copper sinew
shell forum
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Thy doth fall in love

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Nox is thy love of said life

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But is it life, when i miss a soul such as Nox?

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But oh thy does crave thee

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~Shankspeare, sonnet 69

lusty atlas
# unreal echo never played again

Bro the only reason I ever got pancake god or whatever it was called was bc I gambled like 1:5 mil and somehow won then u did the same with like 500k or smth and lost it all 💀

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I miss that Lowkey

unreal echo
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😭😭

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jus my luck

lusty atlas
#

Ight bro ima head to bed

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Cya 😘

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Miss u

noble lintel
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How the fuck do you get the music bot going

lusty atlas
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Ask it nicely

noble lintel
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I did

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Shitcunt ain't workin

copper sinew
unreal echo
shell forum
#

Thou apologises for doth mistakes

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Does thy forgive thee?

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Your mum, your dad, your aunt, your cat, your dog, your nan
Your uncs, your gran, your friend, your fam, your fish, your gang
Burn in hell in the grave, get blammed

keen cradle
#

Anyone wanna help sell my businesses?

toxic viper
#

Yo guys I want to tell u a personal experience but what would have you guys done if your in this situation.
Someone charged into you on purpose causing you to collide into the person who stands behind you and then you both fall. The guy behind me started blaming me cus it was me who fell on him. And you have the choice to kick either of their legs, who’s would you kick

shell forum
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Is thy business in the west-indies?

toxic viper
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This is something that happened to me

shell forum
keen cradle
shell forum
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Cause it's understandable to be angry that you got pushed over, regardless who's faukt

shell forum
# keen cradle Um💀 what

Well thy is on a ship on route to Kingston, the region of the west-indies company, an organisation in the 1700's

toxic viper
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The guy behind me was mad at me even tho he said the other guys ran into me

shell forum
#

Thy is William Shankspeare after all

shell forum
#

Use your cutlass to slash him from the nave to the chops

keen cradle
copper sinew
toxic viper
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It was like 5 years ago back in elem XD

copper sinew
shell forum
shell forum
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Thy is frowned upon

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Especially on my block you get me

copper sinew
#

none left

stoic sail
#

hi

shell forum
#

Did thee die in the 3rd napoleonic coalition?

copper sinew
#

no they downloaded temu troll_face

noble lintel
copper sinew
noble lintel
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Suiiiii

noble lintel
shell forum
#

I see, is that the British-Spanish war of 1796?

noble lintel
shell forum
#

Ahhh

noble lintel
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Was u alive during the battle of Hastings

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Did u meet William the conqueror

shell forum
#

Aye

copper sinew
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I heard william did most of his work during a pandemic. quarantine situations.

stoic sail
#

heyyyy

shell forum
#

I wonder which one

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Which pandemic

copper sinew
#

probs the black one

shell forum
#

That arose in 1300's

copper sinew
#

🤔 Idk then

shell forum
#

William was 1066-1070 something

copper sinew
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"google"!

shell forum
#

I do not recall a pandemic

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I was there after all

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It was 1066 I first introduced William to 2 girls 1 cup

keen cradle
#

Damm no ps5 players wanna help

shell forum
#

What is a PS5?

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I only know hopscotch

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A true game

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Marvellous!

keen cradle
copper sinew
shell forum
#

Why doth thee respond with skulls?

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Got a problem homie?

keen cradle
#

No mr Shakespeare 😁

shell forum
#

Ah thank you young one

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Say, would you like to feature in my latest play?

copper sinew
#

wanna know something funny?

keen cradle
shell forum
#

Shankspeare does write a new play

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Would you like to be the star?

keen cradle
#

Uhhhh the way you saying it no thank you

copper sinew
#

I'm on GtaV

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on ps4...

shell forum
#

Not that type of star silly

copper sinew
#

But I stopped caring about ppl joining me shrug

noble lintel
simple iron
noble lintel
#

You will come willingly or shall face the wrath of the kings guard

copper sinew
shell forum
#

Basically, the, plot, is, a big, 6'8, dark skinned guy named "LeRoy" goes to prison on account of Jaywalking and he needs to survive. He encounters many scenarios such as gettinf stabbed up by thy opps, finding one single testicular hair in his potato salad. And I don't mean "big" as in muscular, I mean big as in Shaquille O'Neil big

copper sinew
shell forum
simple iron
#

🤯

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@lavish flame

copper sinew
#

what @simple iron ?

noble lintel
simple iron
noble lintel
#

hits shakespeares shoulder

shell forum
#

Dodges all the bullets like Gru in that one despicable me scene

simple iron
noble lintel
#

Me sneaking up behind Shakespeare and knocking him out

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tying him up and placing him in jail where he can await trial

simple iron
#

@lost schooner I stole all your weed

copper sinew
noble lintel
simple iron
shell forum
#

Drinks a quick revive and pulls out a zapotron "Goodbye old amigo"
Shoots you with a 16" bad dragon silicone, real feel, toy with vibrating tip

noble lintel
noble lintel
simple iron
shell forum
#

Sings Bella Ciao whilst beating yo ass

noble lintel
copper sinew
#

I got Nothern Berry right now..

shell forum
simple iron
copper sinew
#

shrug he is working for the king..

noble lintel
shell forum
#

Fucks Jennifer Lawrence

noble lintel
simple iron
noble lintel
copper sinew
noble lintel
#

5 gold bars for an hour

noble lintel
simple iron
#

I’ll give you 700k gold bars for her

shell forum
#

I have 5 shillings I made from my recent play "Stepmom stuck in washing machine"

noble lintel
shell forum
#

Does thy satisfy your purchase?

noble lintel
#

12'gold bars and she's yours for the night

simple iron
#

Bet

shell forum
#

6 shillings

noble lintel
#

I'll give you Sadie

shell forum
#

I bid the holy grail for Sadie

noble lintel
#

That's a high offer

simple iron
#

I have two mill in Lester bot

noble lintel
#

Lester bot?

#

Tf is that

shell forum
#

And a 500 year old, beef jerky flavoured rubber used by Richard III himself

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And 8 bitcoin

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And the blades of chaos

simple iron
#

I’m just gonna kidnap Sadie for myself

noble lintel
shell forum
noble lintel
#

I'd be careful gents

copper sinew
simple iron
shell forum
#

She being passed around by the homies more than Malaria in Uganda

noble lintel
#

He's not the bodyguard of my business

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Now

shell forum
#

Each ass cheek has a different time zone she been passed around that much

copper sinew
#

2?

noble lintel
shell forum
#

Fam you don't want smoke with Shankspeare

copper sinew
#

mine hit ice...
it wasn't nice....

shell forum
#

I will bum ye

lavish flame
noble lintel
shell forum
noble lintel
copper sinew
lavish flame
noble lintel
stray oak
#

wtf is going on here bruhboi

copper sinew
#

it looked like the guardians of the galaxy market for a minute but now...

noble lintel
#

Or u can call me DDBJJ

shell forum
#

I knew a man named Bartholomew

lavish flame
copper sinew
#

I think dude's mom's butt was involved...

noble lintel
shell forum
#

Bartholomew Roberts, a man also called the 'Sage'

stray oak
noble lintel
lavish flame
shell forum
#

YES

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Someome got the reference

noble lintel
#

🙃

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Your dodamn right

shell forum
#

I love you now

#

We should fuck

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Or not

stray oak
shell forum
#

Just light touching?

copper sinew
noble lintel
#

No spread em I'll be there in half an hour

shell forum
noble lintel
#

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

stray oak
copper sinew
#

@stray oak see what I mean? shrug

lavish flame
sinful stirrup
shell forum
noble lintel
stray oak
sinful stirrup
#

It is

stray oak
noble lintel
#

🤣

shell forum
#

Yes man 😂

sinful stirrup
#

Bro the English is so fucked I stg

lavish flame
shell forum
#

"YOU ARE SENDING too many CAPS in YOUR MESSAGES! 😡" 🥱

lavish flame
copper sinew
shell forum
sinful stirrup
#

Don’t worry I’m half English myself

copper sinew
noble lintel
shell forum
#

Ah alright then

noble lintel
#

Gucci belt on when I'm fuckin my sister, she don't call me brother I'm mr dick lister

shell forum
#

America is a beautiful place, just the patriots who think they are better than everyone else who nobody likes except themselves lol

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But america as a whole is decent

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Nowhere is as shit as the great county of Manchester

stoic sail
#

hii

sinful stirrup
#

I read that as country

noble lintel
feral pebble
#

Yo, does anyone want a modded account? I want a Forza horizon five account that is it. It Has to own it though. They can’t have game pass.

stoic sail
#

is anyone willing to download an app for me?

shell forum
#

Grimsby is fucking depressing

noble lintel
#

No one wants to download temu

sinful stirrup
feral pebble
#

Yo, does anyone want a modded account? I want a Forza horizon five account that is it. It Has to own it though. They can’t have game pass.

shell forum
#

Scunthorpe, Croydon and Birmingham are beautiful

stoic sail
sinful stirrup
#

Croydon what

stoic sail
#

and other people

noble lintel
shell forum
#

Blackpool is decent at times, ths massive sainsburies carries it

noble lintel
noble lintel
shell forum
#

Newcastle is just full of twats

noble lintel
#

The fact ik what Sainsbury's your talking about

stoic sail
shell forum
#

Why?

stoic sail
shell forum
#

Isn't a bad word

stoic sail
noble lintel
#

Cunts

shell forum
#

Not thart bad

noble lintel
#

🙃

copper sinew
#

he's back?

sinful stirrup
#

Pretty common word twat

shell forum
#

I don't rlly think cunts is a bad word either, it's the same as pussy, just moee insulting

noble lintel
#

So is cunt if your British

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🤣

#

And wanker

shell forum
#

😂

#

I use wanker in an ironic sense

noble lintel
#

The British do it correct

simple iron
noble lintel
noble lintel
shell forum
#

You know it

simple iron
noble lintel
shell forum
#

Sex Education is a top tier show

noble lintel
simple iron
#

👌🏻👈🏻

noble lintel
#

💀🤣

shell forum
#

Just British tho, we all know eachother, or feel like we do

#

Except wales

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Fuck Wales

#

Trade it for Ibiza

simple iron
#

You fuck wales 🤯

sinful stirrup
#

Let’s just forget about wales

shell forum
noble lintel
#

Takeover wales

simple iron
#

How would that even work

shell forum
#

The accent is cool, but everything else about wales can suck my fat dick

noble lintel
#

Sheepshagging weirdos

shell forum
sinful stirrup
noble lintel
#

Only good thing is they make comfortable quilts

noble lintel
shell forum
#

Their language isn't a language, it's a code that went wrong on a £3 albanian ps2 game

simple iron
#

Guns are fun

noble lintel
shell forum
noble lintel
lavish flame