💬┃gorilla-chat

[hollow crow]

[vale lava]

[jagged wraith]

I got plat on mafia 1

[swift umbra]

[lavish flame]

I do 10 clap push ups for you

[swift umbra]

You can’t help it can you?

[swift umbra]

Bet

[vale lava]

[vale lava]

Bet?

[hollow crow]

[jagged wraith]

Its a addiction

[swift umbra]

Yea, autocorrect decided it was gonna be Dutch again

[vale lava]

Haha

[hollow crow]

#🌮┃food-flex

[vale lava]

Real

[swift umbra]

*an

[jagged wraith]

Ok

[fair sable]

Hi

[sonic spindle]

and better suspension and a sick wing

[swift umbra]

You can go down the rabbit hole of the psycho’s at amg their work but in short, it’s the same car with a massively tuned up engine

[jagged wraith]

@swift umbra

[swift umbra]

[jagged wraith]

game crashed

fucking game

[swift umbra]

I have that with ark sometimes

[jagged wraith]

Like right as i pull in the place it crashed

[swift umbra]

Game just dies outta nowhere

[jagged wraith]

Ye

[lavish flame]

Böyle

https://tenor.com/view/water-heater-maintenance-service-plumbers-in-marietta-ga-gif-25981505

[vale lava]

Same

[digital plume]

Once i had a big firework on Christmas and i saw an abandoned house..... Well my intrusive thoughts won to say the least yall know what happend next

[pulsar palm]

Hand eys vs furry or furry vs mouth eyes?

[vale lava]

None

[simple iron]

Blow it up

[digital plume]

Ye
Thats what happend

[vale lava]

[pulsar palm]

Mouth eyes

[vale lava]

No

[copper sinew]

yeah maybe.. if you want most cringe

[digital plume]

@vale lava if elgato and gilberto went to battle who would win?

[pulsar palm]

Mouth eyes it is

Thankyou mr stolen socks

[vale lava]

Elgato

[digital plume]

Yeeesss

[vale lava]

[pulsar palm]

Get out of here

Sry

Wait

Nvm

[swift umbra]

Was it the 18+ server guy again?

[pulsar palm]

I think

Yes

[swift umbra]

I hope I can screenshot that idiot once so a ban can follow

[vale lava]

[swift umbra]

Or if the mods can see the shit, they can just ban him now

[pulsar palm]

I screen record everything

[swift umbra]

👀

[vale lava]

[swift umbra]

What’s the name?

[vale lava]

Proof

[pulsar palm]

Mostly on your computer

[swift umbra]

[vale lava]

[pulsar palm]

You keep going on 4chan for relationship advice

[vale lava]

Proof

[pulsar palm]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[swift umbra]

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/not-here-homer-simpson-gif-12877900

[raw warren]

Apparently there is a thing called as face transplant where you can get an entirely new face

[pulsar palm]

The robin is robbing the tits seed

[swift umbra]

Indeed

That exists

And wtf is your pfp @raw warren

[raw warren]

I just saw a couple of pics of that procedure

And damn it's just amazing how that works

[raw warren]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-leclerc-leclerc-f1-ferrari-leclerc-f1-gif-25921836

[swift umbra]

Why?😂

[left iron]

@swift umbra he got a face transplant

[vale lava]

[swift umbra]

I heard about it on the news, was a girl who shot herself but survived. And she got a transplant after

???

I got the final countdown stuck in my head

And I don’t apologise for it

[raw warren]

Damn human body is soo interesting

I can't send that images here it's really gorrey

[swift umbra]

If Zaza was here we all know what he was gonna say now

[raw warren]

[swift umbra]

I don’t wanna see it either

Don’t need more nightmare fuel

[raw warren]

He basically taking out his entire skull from the front lol

All the donor was left with was his eyes and muscles

[swift umbra]

I said I don’t need it 🤣😂

[copper sinew]

I got grandma got run over by reindeer rn...

[raw warren]

[lavish flame]

Hi

[copper sinew]

hi

[lavish flame]

🙂

[cobalt arch]

Cringe

[ruby charm]

Need help with casino

Anyone?

[copper sinew]

[lavish flame]

Use lfg

[upper fractal]

@ruby charm Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.

[stable relic]

beat me to it

[swift umbra]

[ruby charm]

Could you tag this channel? I can't find it

[dry nest]

💀

[upper fractal]

@ruby charm Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.

[swift umbra]

Dammit!

[lavish flame]

Go to roles select your platform

[dry nest]

wha happen

[lavish flame]

OLED better

[swift umbra]

Rock beat me to it

[dry nest]

burn in

[upper fractal]

Hey @ruby charm, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[copper sinew]

people are getting quick

[stable relic]

Why can't people just read 🥲

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-draw-gif-19805060

[dry nest]

Too difficult

[swift umbra]

First time?

[stable relic]

What?

[swift umbra]

You get one of those idiots on a daily basis here

[lavish flame]

🙂

[stable relic]

Wouldn't call them idiots but yeah pretty much

[dry nest]

Mentally challanged folk

[swift umbra]

At some point you get so sick of them it just happens 🤣

Worse are the people that ask for glitches tho

Cause then you’re really, really stupid

[cobalt arch]

Shut up nerd

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-scary-jumpscare-meme-funny-gif-25838955

[raw warren]

Damn no one is grinding for swol

[swift umbra]

What I do love is the dm I get from one of those guys sometimes after they’ve been muted in which they rant me with all the cuss words they know

[raw warren]

Good to see people for a life

[simple iron]

I’m winning bro

[copper sinew]

well I had it..

[simple iron]

Meth

[stable relic]

Im glad, but its because this event faild. Stupid bots are worthless

[copper sinew]

but then..

it reset and I lost motivation..

[dense mason]

idek wtf is swol

[tropic cypress]

guys im waiting all day i need 3 for my hiest

[stable relic]

[simple iron]

Sold all my weed today 😢

[swift umbra]

Fr, dyno takes 15 days to listen to commands sometimes

[tropic cypress]

heist*

[upper fractal]

Hey @tropic cypress, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[dense mason]

irl?

[stable relic]

discord just need to make their own bot

[simple iron]

Yeah 40 pounds of it I gotta grow more

[stable relic]

with actual effort behind it

[dense mason]

[stable relic]

and not have to spend 100$ a month

[raw warren]

Rip

[simple iron]

Least I made shit ton of cash

[dense mason]

how much per weed

[native arrow]

is it a good idea to get the opperesor mk 2?

[raw warren]

There are good bots but the time you have to spend to find them is just...

[swift umbra]

Our robbery of the armored car wasn’t good?

[upper fractal]

Hey, @native arrow It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[raw warren]

Best thing is get a small team devs who make custom bots

But then we got no money

[simple iron]

It was just had to sell in case someone tried to rob me

[fierce inlet]

@swift umbra weet jij een goeie tattoo

[cobalt arch]

Yes

[fierce inlet]

ik wil tattoo

[cobalt arch]

Yes

[loud kiln]

@fierce inlet siege logo

[cobalt arch]

Mk2 is good

[fierce inlet]

ga niet leuk doen

[cobalt arch]

Plus it’s cheap

[raw warren]

Kya bol rahe ho lawdo

[swift umbra]

Nee, ik ben mentaal gezond en pleur geen inkt in me lichaam

[fierce inlet]

smh

[swift umbra]

[loud kiln]

Lego blokje

[swift umbra]

Duplo

[raw warren]

कृपया अंग्रेजी में बात करें डैडी

[fierce inlet]

lego blokje zie je best vaak

[loud kiln]

Jij geeft veel geld aan lego uot

Uit

Perfect

[swift umbra]

हम एमएक्सडी को टैटू चाहने के लिए बेवकूफ कह रहे हैं, चिंता न करें

Btw, this wasn’t me knowing Hindi. It’s translate

[fierce inlet]

niet meer

ik wil me AM halen

[fierce inlet]

please don’t speak any other language then english in here jij kanker kind

[swift umbra]

[raw warren]

ओह हाँ, वह मेरे डीएमएस आरएन में टैटू के बारे में पूछ रहा है

[swift umbra]

Mxd speaking Rutte English

[alpine current]

Ello how u all doing

[swift umbra]

Fine

I want today to be over, got something fun tomorrow

cant wait

[alpine current]

Ohhh what you doing

Secret

[copper sinew]

monke.. I found your pfp name on google.

[swift umbra]

Im going to a car meet

[copper sinew]

[alpine current]

Ok

[swift umbra]

Audi only at a racetrack, and some people are bringing group b monsters

[alpine current]

Very Nice

[swift umbra]

Cant wait to hear those live in action

[alpine current]

Love watching group b videos, it’s been a while but I remember them just being insanely fast

[swift umbra]

They can keep up with modern Supercars

[fierce inlet]

lol

with what car

[swift umbra]

And even beat a lot of them

[swift umbra]

Audi

[fierce inlet]

aren’t you under 18

[simple iron]

gang bang

[swift umbra]

Yes, but I got a dad

[fierce inlet]

ah yes

[simple salmon]

I'm eating ribs and rice

[swift umbra]

And a grandpa, who both have Audis

[fierce inlet]

cant say the same

[alpine current]

Any good

[copper sinew]

learners at 16 here. idk about there.

[simple salmon]

Yeah it's great

[simple iron]

W

[alpine current]

My dads Renault Clio’s are unmatched hehehe

[simple iron]

Put hot sauce on the rice

[swift umbra]

18 to legally drive here

[swift umbra]

French junk

[simple iron]

I’ve been driving since I was 11

[alpine current]

Currently there are 4 in the family

[swift umbra]

Yea but that’s Philly

[copper sinew]

Idk much about cars.. but I have a buddy who found a panther sold cheap in a field.. I saw what he's doing to it.. it's gonna be nice.

[simple iron]

[swift umbra]

Panther?

[copper sinew]

Has the little car ornaments and everything

old ass car.. but nice

[simple iron]

money

[swift umbra]

I don’t think we have a car named panther here

Only thing close is the DeTomaso Pantera

[simple salmon]

Damn El Rubio lost his panther

[copper sinew]

lol. Which one has the pouncing cat hood ornament?

[dense mason]

how much cut should i give to this player joining my tequila hard mode

[sly jackal]

jaguar

[copper sinew]

This then ^^^

[tawny galleon]

there isnt a car called that lol
its most likely the detomaso like u said

[swift umbra]

A car named panther

[simple salmon]

If they just randomly joined and didn't help with any prep (and if it's just you two) then maybe like 20-25%

[swift umbra]

One of the best sounding cars ever made

[tawny galleon]

meh

[simple salmon]

I like to give a little more than the absolute minimum but that's just me

[swift umbra]

Love that Cleveland v8

[ruby charm]

Should I buy casino or yacht?

[dense mason]

damn

[swift umbra]

Only reliable thing on the car as well tho @tawny galleon

[dense mason]

so hard to find cayo volunteers

[upper fractal]

Hey, @ruby charm It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[tawny galleon]

lol

[dense mason]

everyone demands for 40 cut or more

wtf

[tawny galleon]

15%

he didnt help so thats the basic cut

[sly jackal]

Your heist your rules

[swift umbra]

They’re getting 15 or fuck of, if they don’t do the preps they don’t get the money

[simple salmon]

Most people would say the minimum for those who did nothing at all to help and I think that's valid

I personally just give a little more like 20% or 25%

[dense mason]

they leave the heist if they get 15% cut

[simple salmon]

Can you solo the cayo instead?

[tawny galleon]

not ur problem

find someone else to help

[dense mason]

my secondaries got 3 golds

[simple salmon]

Uh what storage are they in?

[dense mason]

those rooms with 2 keycard access

[simple salmon]

Which one though

[dense mason]

the one near the room with keycard

[copper sinew]

let the timer run instead of ready and everything reverts to default

[simple salmon]

Mf

[dense mason]

i don't memorize storage rooms mf

[simple salmon]

The one closest to the office and main gate, or the one closest to the sewer entrance?

[swift umbra]

Guys if we’re gonna start talking about the gold glitch take it to dm’s please. No glitch talk here

[simple salmon]

Yeah

[fierce inlet]

wannabe fatty

[simple salmon]

Lmao what

[swift umbra]

Wannabe idiot with tattoo

[iron fable]

for hsw upgrades do you need to buy new gen gta

[fierce inlet]

bros acting like tattoos are a sun

sin

[opaque gale]

Yea its all a scam

[swift umbra]

You’re an idiot if you get one

[simple salmon]

Yeah (Rockstar is a terrorist and racist organization, they condone segregation)

[swift umbra]

Be honest

[copper sinew]

I resemble this remark and take no offence.

[fierce inlet]

how am i an idiot if i get one

[opaque gale]

Theres 0 difference from ps4 and ps5

[dense mason]

wtf

[iron fable]

just get some extra things with new gen

[dense mason]

near the panther one

[copper sinew]

there's a few i think. quality of resolution, certain vehicles and vehicle mods..

[swift umbra]

Cause you’re putting ink in your body for what? A little block of Lego that you hate after 3 months?

[lavish flame]

can anyone help sell my mc

[fierce inlet]

who said i’m getting a lego brick nerd

[upper fractal]

Hey @lavish flame, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[swift umbra]

@loud kiln

[opaque gale]

Very small. Its the same game but a bit updated. No clue why ps4 couldnt have hsw too

[swift umbra]

Cause of the speed I think, hsw cars are crazy fast

[copper sinew]

🤨 hardward skill issues

[swift umbra]

You might get like 15 fps on ps4 with them

[opaque gale]

Original ps4 yea maybe

[copper sinew]

huh

[opaque gale]

But newer ps4 could handle it lol

[fierce inlet]

that’s what he said not what i said nerd

[copper sinew]

do you know why there's a ps5?

[simple salmon]

Because there isn't a PS6 yet

[copper sinew]

Same reasone Xbox is called Xbox..

X-graphics card installed

It's hardware upgrades.

Consoles don't mod like pcs and even pc need new mother boards..

lol

[dense mason]

bullshit

where can i fucking find cayo volunteers who accepts 15% cut on tequila hard mode with 3 golds

[copper sinew]

offer 85 and let the timer run.

[dense mason]

wdym

[copper sinew]

don't ready to continue

[simple salmon]

Lmaooo

[copper sinew]

let the timer run

[dense mason]

it's past midnight already i'm not gonna sleep untill i do my fucking cayo

raging rn

[simple salmon]

Yeah if the timer goes by and not everyone readies up to continue, you automatically get the highest cut as host

[dense mason]

oh i did that once

wait did i

nope i didn't

[copper sinew]

it's cruel..

🤣

but it'll probably work.

[dense mason]

will they know they got 15 cut instead?

[copper sinew]

not until the end

[simple salmon]

I give people in casino 30% and some have the audacity to say it's not enough for a complete random stranger

Mfs annoying

[dense mason]

how long is the timer

[simple salmon]

Like 4 minutes I think?

[copper sinew]

2 mins?

[sly jackal]

3 mins

[simple salmon]

Or 3

[copper sinew]

lol

[simple salmon]

Or 2

[copper sinew]

not long

[sly jackal]

it's 3 lol

[dense mason]

i'm on a inv only session lmao

[simple salmon]

Mf join a public session

[dense mason]

too many hackers

i keep on randomly explode

[simple salmon]

What games are you playing that shit hardly happens to me

I swear people just overexaggerate the amount of griefing hackers in the game but maybe I just get a lucky experience

[dense mason]

even when i'm still on my penthouse

i randomly explode

[simple salmon]

Just stay in your sub in the pre-mission screen far from everyone and you'll be fine

[dense mason]

i'm so desperate to do cayo

i don't wanna do solo those golds are gonna go to waste

[simple salmon]

[rugged tree]

Anyone playing gta rn?

[dense mason]

you gonna help cayo?

if yes i'll answer yes to your question

why does secondary need 2 players man this shit sucks

[copper sinew]

:/ get coke?

[rugged tree]

I havnt got koyota yet lacking money for that

[simple salmon]

Toyota

[copper sinew]

lol

[copper sinew]

he wants you to do his cayo

[rugged tree]

I will

[copper sinew]

@dense mason

[lavish flame]

The por n adiction is returning 😖💦

[opaque gale]

I understand but still ps4 is a beast

[swift umbra]

Don’t let people do lfg shenanigans here man, if you want to help redirect them to DM’s or the lfg channels

[lavish flame]

hey chat

[simple salmon]

Carl Johnson is WHITE!?

Or Asian

CJ are you Asian what in the world

[lavish flame]

Black and not chinese

[lavish flame]

asian unfortunately\

Im eating light snack

Coconut lines

[simple salmon]

Coconut lines

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-ong-gif-24731885

[copper sinew]

should I get more roles then? 😅

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/quag-quagmire-family-guy-toilet-quagmire-toilet-gif-20592444

[dense mason]

dream come true

finally got a cayo volunteer who didn't demand for high cut

[copper sinew]

and I got in troube for it 😁

haza

[simple salmon]

Did you get warned 💀

[copper sinew]

verbally

[simple salmon]

Oh

[copper sinew]

still... ouch..

[simple salmon]

😭

[copper sinew]

not sure I'll ever recover now..

ok

bye

[dense mason]

kinda felt guilty after this volunteer said 15% is good

[lavish flame]

Guys what shoud i do to stop watching Johnny sins

[vernal garden]

Keep watching him

Until you get bored

[simple salmon]

How can you get bored of someone so talented

[lavish flame]

But there is naked girls

[vernal garden]

And that’s a bad thing how?

[lavish flame]

My blood pressure

Get high

[vernal garden]

That’s a bad thing how?

I’m not getting it

Are you gay?

[simple salmon]

Maybe they suffer from hypertension

[lavish flame]

No its just bad

[vernal garden]

Maybe he’s just gay

[lavish flame]

Hi

[simple salmon]

Possibly tbh

[simple salmon]

Why are you black

[vernal garden]

Good question

[lavish flame]

Criminal mastermind

[lavish flame]

What you don't kiss your homies for goodnight?

[simple salmon]

That is impressive

[vernal garden]

cause im not a gay freak

like @spice flicker

with that gay ass pfp

[lavish flame]

Bruh i also have criminal master mind but im not african

[simple salmon]

Prove

[lavish flame]

Howe

[spice flicker]

Bro what did I do do you hate gays or something

[lavish flame]

Fuck off

[vernal garden]

yes and i just hate ur pfp

[lavish flame]

Twet

[vernal garden]

what he said ^

[sharp field]

hey chat

[simple salmon]

Wtf Mehmet

Sun God Mehmet

[lavish flame]

Since when thomas frog Shelby says who is straight

[copper sinew]

but donkay was okay...

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/connor-snow-owned-slammed-gif-22144006

[lavish flame]

Selam aleyküm chat

[limpid surge]

hi mehmet

[sharp field]

hey mehmet

[lavish flame]

Hey Mehmet

hi mehmet

https://tenor.com/view/mehmet-turk-obamamerdivenimicaldi-fortniteadam-fortniteadamgercek-gif-19578812

[copper sinew]

😑 discord chris dilemma...

[sharp field]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-mehmet-mehmet-gif-25809902

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dans-twerk-çılgın-çılgın-kedi-gif-25291899

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-hot-gif-14708828

[near patrol]

@sly jackal Mf we having heavy rain here 😭

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bao-china-gif-24432622

What we were doing?

[sly jackal]

I got amber alert for heavy T storms

Bro youd think it's night time with how black the clouds are

[opaque gale]

Merryweather HQ for the 5th time wtf

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/clufi-ronnie-coleman-gif-26975419

[sly jackal]

Guess pavel doesn't like you lol

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/ronnie-coleman-bodybuilder-gif-18836372

[opaque gale]

I sweae ir only happens when I want to do aggressor

6th time

Thank god for missles

[lavish flame]

[sly jackal]

Did you drive the sub next to the building?

[lean harbor]

same

[fast loom]

The GTA protagonist would stand zero chance against Detroit Urban Survival Tactics

[opaque gale]

7th time!

[lavish flame]

Gta online protagonist has satellite beam and all the arsenal in SAN Andreas

[opaque gale]

8th fucking time

[fast loom]

Yeah but what's he gonna do against Dale from Detroit Urban Survival Tactics

[lavish flame]

Pull out chanjali

[opaque gale]

Kanjali*

[lavish flame]

Youre god damn right

[opaque gale]

😹

Took me 8 tries to get something other than merryweather hq

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/infestedrabbit-alikopter-helicopter-gif-14922737

https://tenor.com/view/ah64e-helicopter-heli-ah_64-apache-gif-22056784

[vale lava]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-roblox-falling-goodbye-chat-top-text-gif-21349648

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/huey-gif-22064960

[vale lava]

Real

[ionic anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-cares-spongebob-gif-6161325

[lavish flame]

Pretty rill

[vale lava]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-gif-26481323

[ionic anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/918895245893181440.gif?size=128

[lavish flame]

@ionic anchor who are you bitch

[vale lava]

[ionic anchor]

thats a bit of a deep question

[vale lava]

[lavish flame]

Just like you huh

Deep

[ionic anchor]

#🚔┃gta-discussion

[lavish flame]

What does that mean

[ionic anchor]

go

[vale lava]

Fr

[ionic anchor]

fast

[vale lava]

No

[ionic anchor]

he went I think

[lavish flame]

I didn't get it

[vale lava]

Aye

[ionic anchor]

me neither

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-hoglins-nether-flex-dance-party-gif-17361457

[ionic anchor]

cult

[lavish flame]

Um why the pfp

And the info

[loud kiln]

Most active swol event

[lavish flame]

Hi

[woeful phoenix]

lfg heist xbox next gen

[ripe glacier]

I just realised that when u damage rusted cars and then drive it then it throws oil puddles and fire from exhaust

[coarse sparrow]

skill issue

[agile spade]

Inappropriate pfp

[ionic anchor]

[swift umbra]

[lavish flame]

Any of yall want the 16yo leaks?

Got 2 vid

[copper sinew]

[near patrol]

K

[fringe nacelle]

Sup 28 chill bro looking for ps5 squads to chill with and run some missions. Add me on ps AverageJayManX

[coarse sparrow]

ur experience rain just like us

[coarse sparrow]

lfg channels

[near patrol]

Yea

[coarse sparrow]

In florida there is currently hurricane season

[near patrol]

We didn't get any alert here

[near patrol]

Dayum

[coarse sparrow]

Sometimes it rains

Sometimes it dont

[vale lava]

[near patrol]

Jesus Christ

[sly jackal]

It went to red for about 10 mins but I think we could be in the storm in the next hour or so

[empty prism]

My delivery guy brings food slowlyyyyyy these days

fu rain

[vale lava]

Real talk.

[sly jackal]

I'm looking forward to the T storm tho

[coarse sparrow]

it rains on days and doesnt

[near patrol]

The rain has slowed down here

[near patrol]

Good. Well deserved

[fringe nacelle]

Thanks!

[sly jackal]

Came up here I think

[near patrol]

Same here

[near patrol]

LMAO good luck with it

[empty prism]

W

[sly jackal]

It's relaxing tbh

[near patrol]

I love rainy weather on weekends sm

[sly jackal]

There cool to watch imo

[coarse sparrow]

o

[sly jackal]

Was your name magic at some point?

[coarse sparrow]

no y

[sly jackal]

You got a simmilar pfp to what he had lol

afaik there still here lol

[coarse sparrow]

Aint no way

This pfp hard to get

[summer tangle]

.

[sly jackal]

Who the fuck banned my guy magic 😭

Free the mandem

[empty prism]

Thunder is always W

[sly jackal]

Even better when theres lightning

[spiral siren]

You're sloppy

[empty prism]

im so popular that people named their server on me and made stickers with my name and pfp

just W

[sly jackal]

Who is sloppy joe?

[simple iron]

Your mom gives me sloppy

[spiral siren]

So popular you have a dedicated sticker to insult particularly you on the server L

[simple iron]

She gives me it also

[spiral siren]

Someone say step moms

[empty prism]

yes

[vale lava]

[empty prism]

living in their heads 24/7

[spiral siren]

Rent fre

E

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-dancing-lizard-cry-about-it-gecko-dance-gif-20175430

[empty prism]

[terse rivet]

Hi

[spiral siren]

[simple iron]

Thunder smelly

[sly jackal]

I remember this

[spiral siren]

Nice pfp, sup big girl

[simple iron]

Bro has someone’s ass as there pfp

[spiral siren]

Bro?

[swift umbra]

True

[simple iron]

@empty prism ugly

[spiral siren]

Is that's a bro he's got a bakery goin down there

[simple iron]

no hers is bigger

[terse rivet]

Its my gf sitting on me…😂

[swift umbra]

😂🤣😂

[swift umbra]

[terse rivet]

😭👍🏿

[spiral siren]

Simp

[swift umbra]

Why tf would you make that your discord pfp?

[simple iron]

crazy

[empty prism]

highly unlikely

[spiral siren]

I can see your gf's a$$. Now be insecure

Yeah same

[sly jackal]

You can say ass lol

[terse rivet]

… thx:)

[simple iron]

I loooov ass

Tf

[spiral siren]

I like a$$ more

[simple iron]

Hell no

[spiral siren]

Also ass

[terse rivet]

💀

[spiral siren]

Who cares

[swift umbra]

Like what?

[simple iron]

Nahhhhh

[empty prism]

it was the other way around

[terse rivet]

She’s 13…😪

[swift umbra]

What’s wrong with Al Capone?

[simple iron]

Wtf

[spiral siren]

As long as someone getting someone's ass it's fine

[spiral siren]

[cobalt arch]

@spare tusk this is what it is

[swift umbra]

So you’re putting a 13 year olds rear on discord?

[simple iron]

Ban

[terse rivet]

Im 13 too so stfu Pls😂😂😂😂

[spiral siren]

Please do more @terse rivet

[spare tusk]

That's definitely a new addition to gta I see

[terse rivet]

Nah…

[terse rivet]

Where?😂😂😂

[spiral siren]

Nah i was talking about doing more of

[simple iron]

@empty prism

[swift umbra]

[spiral siren]

[empty prism]

i recommend you to go watch cartoons

and discovery channel

[swift umbra]

Good idea

[simple iron]

Stop watching porn

[spiral siren]

Bros got a gf at 13 I didn't have one till I was 21

And still single

[swift umbra]

Bro’s gonna watch cartoon p*rn now

[simple iron]

Hentai

[spiral siren]

The superior choice

[swift umbra]

Im 16 and I don’t have one either

[sly jackal]

Single is the best life imo

[spiral siren]

Yup

[cobalt arch]

What about this?

This isn’t good right?

[simple iron]

I sleep with single mothers

[empty prism]

why do you want to pay for someone to make your life miserable

[spiral siren]

However considering you're a discord mod I think you didn't get to chose it like I did ☠️

[swift umbra]

Then stay

[spiral siren]

D&d

[terse rivet]

💀💀💀

[sly jackal]

I have no intentions into getting with anyone lol

[empty prism]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-cares-no-no-one-care-no-one-carez-gif-18305173

[spiral siren]

Discord and drive

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/milf-computer-location-sex-gif-20850229

[swift umbra]

You don’t want a girl at some point?

[empty prism]

sounds toxic to me

[spiral siren]

Good. Sucks anyway

[terse rivet]

Can someone go play gta With me? 😭 i dont have friends With ps5

They are broke…

[cobalt arch]

Sounds like an incel

[sly jackal]

Through past experiences nope

[swift umbra]

More like a 500 radius for you

[spiral siren]

Nah. Date a few and you'll realise too

[upper fractal]

Hey @terse rivet, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[simple iron]

Ask yo girlfriend

[cobalt arch]

Incel

[empty prism]

i think @sly jackal agrees

[sly jackal]

Relationships cause more harm than good imo

[swift umbra]

Past experiences?

[spiral siren]

Ok? I had 2 relationships?

[terse rivet]

I dont have access

[empty prism]

and?

[spiral siren]

Skill issue

[terse rivet]

She Dont have ps5 …

[sly jackal]

My ex kept getting me raided and arrested

[simple iron]

get her one brokie

[cobalt arch]

Incel

[spiral siren]

What do you expect by and?

[terse rivet]

Ok dad

[spiral siren]

[swift umbra]

That’s more a you problem for using drugs then

[simple iron]

I will fuck your mother

[spiral siren]

[swift umbra]

Oh no you won’t

[sly jackal]

It wasn't to do with drugs

[real plank]

Hello guys

[empty prism]

i don't think having any number of relationships will make you sound cooler, just ignore the troll who is trying to get in your head

[swift umbra]

Then what?

[terse rivet]

U dont have dick for that 🤒😪

[real plank]

I'm new here

[cobalt arch]

Hello new here

[sly jackal]

She made shit up to the feds and got armed police at me door 3 times

[simple iron]

already did

[swift umbra]

Wait a min, how do you know Zaza’s size?

[simple iron]

Ayoo

[swift umbra]

Well hello dad then

[empty prism]

everyone does

[terse rivet]

💀

[empty prism]

he was leaked

[swift umbra]

Jezus

[spiral siren]

Yessir

[simple iron]

I’d be fucked if that happens to me

[real plank]

I want to join heists

[sly jackal]

Its not nice having 4 guns pointed to you when you wake up 😭

[upper fractal]

Hey @real plank, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[real plank]

Can anyone help me

[sly jackal]

Cunts wouldn't even let me spark a ciggy up neither

[terse rivet]

@empty prism Why i dont have Access to Playstation lfg channels

[simple iron]

Cause it’s for ps4

[upper fractal]

Hey @terse rivet, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[swift umbra]

Yea the swat normally ain’t your friendly neighbourhood cop

[terse rivet]

Uf😭

[empty prism]

did you know @simple iron used to live inside my hippo's ass

[simple iron]

Wtf

[vale lava]

[sly jackal]

They think because they have guns they can do whatever

[empty prism]

select the ps4 role aswell

[upper fractal]

@terse rivet Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.

[terse rivet]

Ok

[simple iron]

👌🏻👈🏻

[terse rivet]

And @empty prism Why is my name “moderated name #1715”

[swift umbra]

Well if the special cops have to come to your door they normally have a very very good reason

[empty prism]

because of the _ in your name

[terse rivet]

Huh

[sly jackal]

All 3 times they didn't find nothing tho lol

[swift umbra]

Why didn’t you start a lawsuit against your ex sassy? For false accusations

[terse rivet]

Can u change it?

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-you-pussies-fuck-you-fuck-off-screw-you-kiss-my-ass-gif-14605801

[sly jackal]

She ended up getting blocked from calling emergency services lol

[swift umbra]

🤣😂🤣

[empty prism]

Done

[simple iron]

my grandpa called the fbi once

[swift umbra]

Serves that bitch right

[sly jackal]

Got a hefty fine too

[terse rivet]

Thx🤍

[empty prism]

np

[swift umbra]

Ofc, cops ain’t there for you to try and annoy your ex

They got better things to do

[simple iron]

she probably sucked the cop off to not go to jail

[swift umbra]

Was her last name Hall @sly jackal ?

[sly jackal]

You dont get prison time over here for wasting their time, They just keep putting the fine amount up everytime you false call em

[cobalt arch]

@echo haloplayz

[sly jackal]

No lol

[cobalt arch]

He left?

[sly jackal]

No, I'm here lol

[swift umbra]

You can start a lawsuit for false accusations tho

[cobalt arch]

Not you

[swift umbra]

And you will win it

[cobalt arch]

Geordie

Playz

With the blue wolf

[echo halo]

I do play

[sly jackal]

I was Geordie playz

[simple iron]

Idiot

[echo halo]

Oh nvm lol

[weary arrow]

wassup

[sly jackal]

Yes

[cobalt arch]

No

[sly jackal]

Blue wolf with geordie under it

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-rank-r6-gif-18465034

[simple iron]

Are you dumb

[cobalt arch]

Yes

[sly jackal]

Look at my xbox if you don't believe me 🤣

[cobalt arch]

Fake news

[sly jackal]

Still geordie9947

[weary arrow]

skill issue

[swift umbra]

So your name is geordie?

[sly jackal]

Nah it was an old nickname

Then liked sassy better lol

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mom-owned-superflatlol-azamo-gif-19756429

[swift umbra]

My name is just my irl name

[sly jackal]

I think only akuma knows my real name lol

[swift umbra]

But no-one can pronounce it

[sly jackal]

Nick

?

[swift umbra]

Nope

[sly jackal]

huh

Thats the only way I know how to spell it lol

[swift umbra]

People call me that because they can’t say my name correct, but it’s not how you write it

In Dutch you don’t say my name as Nick either

Im just used to it because so many people say it like that

[scenic solar]

can anyone tell me why i cant buy the Grotti Itali RSX

[sly jackal]

It got removed iirc

[swift umbra]

Cause some idiot at rockstar thought it would be a good idea to remove 180+ cars

[scenic solar]

actually

?!?!

[swift umbra]

Yes

[scenic solar]

bruh

thats so annoying

[weak notch]

guys

why does the alarm at cayo keep going off

when i get in the main target place

[cobalt arch]

A body is probably getting spotted

[weak notch]

like as soon as the extra gaurds come

[cobalt arch]

That’s why

[weak notch]

alarms go off

[cobalt arch]

A body is getting spotting

Spotted

[spiral siren]

Stop killing the guards exept rubios personal guards

[weak notch]

so i should only kill the red guards?

[scenic solar]

how do i know if i can buy a car or of it got removed

[spiral siren]

Yes

[weak notch]

ok thank you so much bro

[spiral siren]

And make sure you get both on the bottom furst

First

[sly jackal]

If you can't buy it, It means it's been removed

[scenic solar]

but i cant buy any

[scenic solar]

did all the cars from legendary motorsport get removed cause they are all unavailabe

[real plank]

/rank

[cobalt arch]

#🤖┃bot-commands

[lavish flame]

#🤖┃bot-commands

[spiral siren]

I just bought the itali rsx yesterday I don't think so

[scenic solar]

how please tell me

[spiral siren]

The Normal way

Go to the website

Wait

[scenic solar]

cause its just unavailable

[spiral siren]

I know what you did wrong

Did you select a paint job before ordering

?

[scenic solar]

i look like such an idiot

im so sorry

[spiral siren]

😂

[scenic solar]

thats so embarassing

[spiral siren]

Blud

[cobalt arch]

Exactly

[spiral siren]

[scenic solar]

na that is sooo embarassing brooo

im so pissed

[spiral siren]

No?

[scenic solar]

i was shouting at this screen for 2 hrs and i didnt select a paint job

[spiral siren]

I bought it yesterday @lavish flame

[scenic solar]

i thought it did but i hadnt selected a paint job and thats why i thought it got removed

[sly jackal]

?

[spiral siren]

Happens

[sly jackal]

who?

[scenic solar]

thks anyway

[cobalt arch]

Lol

[spiral siren]

Lol welcome

[sly jackal]

Bruh 180 cars got removed. Ain't no way I remember them all...

[spiral siren]

They're never removing a 3.5M shark card sales worthy car

That's how

[scenic solar]

on a different note

[cobalt arch]

Basically every car you see in the street

[scenic solar]

the trade price of the rsx

[spiral siren]

2.6 mil

[scenic solar]

i need to buy a penthouse and wait for tom connors to call me right?

nothing else

[spiral siren]

Yup

[cobalt arch]

I don’t know

[scenic solar]

no missions cause its been 2 days

[spiral siren]

I ain't gonna waste so much time I just bought it

[spiral siren]

Maybe yt can help?

[karmic pebble]

Hey

[scenic solar]

i tried

it said to wait for tom connors but its been a long time

[spiral siren]

Sup big girl

[simple salmon]

Why was removing cars the first solution R* came up with instead of adding more categories like 'sort by brand' or 'sort by vehicle class'

[real plank]

Hey guys what does b2b mean

[strange valley]

Anyone know how to fix the fuckin timed out glitch for gta?

[karmic pebble]

I feel uncomfortable

[spiral siren]

Because it's r*

[simple salmon]

Oh yeah

They're a terrorist organization

[spiral siren]

[spiral siren]

Exactly

[simple salmon]

Bricked up 2 be (grinding on men)

[strange valley]

Yo

[spiral siren]

Yo

[strange valley]

How is everyone

[spiral siren]

Alive

[real plank]

Don't get it

[simple salmon]

When are we getting international food takeout

[spiral siren]

Get bitches?

[karmic pebble]

It’s like where you grind on thick men

[simple salmon]

Uber gotta let us order from restaurants around the world and ship it internationally

[strange valley]

I'm just tryna fix time out glitch for gta

[sly jackal]

@real plank It means back to back, Don't listen to these fools

[real plank]

I got 3 bad bitches bruv

[simple salmon]

Sasquatch is out here slandering us

We're simply spreading the glory of men

[real plank]

Thanks bruv

[spiral siren]

I'm sure you have 3 literal bitches. Bad ones too

[sly jackal]

He asked a simple question and you fucked with him

[real plank]

Ikr

[spiral siren]

Wait. Is fucking with people wrong?

[wanton hull]

what's going on

[sly jackal]

There is a rule in place that allows us to mute people who give misinfo

[karmic pebble]

Well I was gonna tell eventually

[elder pumice]

it means bitches to bitches like jumping on those mushrooms in mario

[spiral siren]

Let's a go

[karmic pebble]

Like I mess around but I do tell them eventually

[sly jackal]

Magic mushies or normal mushies?

[simple salmon]

What if they ask you how to commit a heinous crime in detail. Should I provide genuine information since they ask a question

[elder pumice]

basic ones

[simple salmon]

I love mushrooms

[sly jackal]

Oh, Im not interested then 😭

[spiral siren]

Normal mushies r 4 normies

[simple salmon]

What if it's just sarcasm and I'm joking (obviously) 😼

[sly jackal]

Magic is the way to go

[spiral siren]

Yessir

[spiral siren]

[simple salmon]

Do you eat them off the ground

[spiral siren]

No?

[sly jackal]

Mix em with ya scran and trip tf out 🤣

[karmic pebble]

[simple salmon]

Make Discord 16+

[spiral siren]

Magic shrooms are probably crack infused

[karmic pebble]

Fr

[spiral siren]

Make gta 10+

[karmic pebble]

Maybe even 18+

[spiral siren]

Cuz I played it at 5

[simple salmon]

Mf was 5 years old running people over in the digital world

[spiral siren]

Yessir

[sly jackal]

They akways a fun trip tho

[simple salmon]

Have you actually tried shrooms sasquatch

[sly jackal]

Multiple times

[spiral siren]

I vividly remember I woke up one day and played vc for 2 hours just to buy pole position strip club

[karmic pebble]

Lmao I started playing and went into the strip club cuz I thought you bought shoes there 💀

[spiral siren]

Oh so you're young asf

[simple salmon]

The near-naked dancers are merely attractive saleswomen

They sell shoes

And other 'services'

[spiral siren]

[sly jackal]

I was watching manifest and took them

[simple salmon]

Is Manifest that airplane show

[sly jackal]

Yeah

[karmic pebble]

Technically yes

[spiral siren]

It's surprising how their services attract people just as much as 10 years ago

[sly jackal]

I missed most of it tho lol

[simple salmon]

I should pick up smoking weed again for fun

[ripe glacier]

Can someone advice some new cars in my sports classic collection i have :- jester classic, cheetah classic , casco , turismo classic, infernus classic

[sly jackal]

Resin is way better lol

Your high stays for longer

[karmic pebble]

Get the ocelot virtue

[spiral siren]

My guy was so hooked on a stripper called sapphire he called er down to his apartment after we did a heist and we were all raining cash on hel while he got a lap dance

[simple salmon]

That's how classy men play GTA 5

[karmic pebble]

😂

[ripe glacier]

Its not a sports classic

[ripe glacier]

😭

[karmic pebble]

Oh

[spiral siren]

🗿 🍷

[wooden fossil]

also not a sc but try out hermes

[tawny galleon]

U cant even watch my back 🤣🤣

[tawny galleon]

Fuck no

[sly jackal]

Ye bruh, 90% of the time I'm high as fuck 🤣

[wooden fossil]

you dont like it?

[simple salmon]

I love and hate the Ocelot Virtue bruh that car slips and slides so easily

[karmic pebble]

I remember sitting in a luxury helicopter and going into first person and seeing my firmed just drink the entire bottle of champagne even thought you drink the glass it was really funny

[spiral siren]

Those are rookie numbers

[tawny galleon]

Bro…..its slower than an old ass elegy💀💀

[wooden fossil]

drift build 💀

[sly jackal]

All I see is tiny dots running a bout

[ripe glacier]

I have it and kept it in some junky senora desert garage i just find it useless

[karmic pebble]

It’s acceleration is fast and it looks cool

[tawny galleon]

This man/woman gets it

[ripe glacier]

Tezeract cooler

[tawny galleon]

Yet its still slow as fuck😭😭

[wooden fossil]

true

[sly jackal]

I smoke all the time but due to only having a month left on tag i stopped as be getting suprize vists from the officer

[wooden fossil]

so what

[tawny galleon]

Be better off using a faggio🤣🤣🤣

[karmic pebble]

I don’t even use any land car most of the time I use my sparrow most of the time

[spiral siren]

The scene of oppressors blowing up peds must've been mesmerizing

[sly jackal]

Faggio is best wdum

[spiral siren]

Brah

[tawny galleon]

Example

[karmic pebble]

Truly the best view you can ever get

[ripe glacier]

Its a lowrider

[tawny galleon]

Fucking autocorrect

*exactly

[wooden fossil]

yeah

[sly jackal]

I get caught, I go to prison

[spiral siren]

Annis remus the best drift car

[spiral siren]

[tawny galleon]

Dw id visit……if i could get down🤣🤣

[cobalt arch]

Faggio better

[spiral siren]

Damn

[karmic pebble]

It’s not even close

[spiral siren]

I got outsmarted

😢

[cobalt arch]

Mad

[karmic pebble]

I’m saying the faggio is better 💀

[spiral siren]

[elder pumice]

@topaz lion im getting fucking hard i just beaten genichiro so many times to the point im able to perfectly deflect every single hits of his (including his repeated strikes that he does mid air) and like proper deflects not like spamming deflects

[ripe glacier]

Faggio negs

[ripe glacier]

Tf

[cobalt arch]

I know I’m saying that’s mad

[spiral siren]

💀

[karmic pebble]

Oh

[topaz lion]

Good job, that will really pay off in your future boss fights

[cobalt arch]

Shut up

[spiral siren]

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[elder pumice]

the reason i did genichiro is because I don't want to do guardian ape