#💬┃gorilla-chat
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i didn’t
yes you did, pal
proof
@unreal echo hi fat bellend
My eyes
what equates 50 but gives you 49?
something
not good enough
Mention that ‘thing’, object, or person?
I’M NORMAL
you are a senior mod in a discord server and you are also american
especially an american from alabama
Most are
I didn’t ask to live here
that means you are a fat bellend
@full violet how do i kill snake eyes
That’s like if i was rich i would always buy something in a store, only because i’m rich
i can stealth deathblow his health once

he just grabs me and blasts his shotgun
and it's not really deflectable
im so used to deflecting attacks now
Seggs his mom
also i got this cool new sugar which halves my health but i deal stupid amounts of posture damage
Good luck
Same blud
you should play more souls games
You are liar kat
dark souls has just been the best souls experience for me
i finished ds1 and you should defo play it
How many tries did it take for you to beat nameless king?
Bek the bitch @elder pumice
Answer me
Yes
so many that I can't count
used alt
(nah i got unbanned)
You were just that anoying in the appeal server that they said you could come back or what
Oh
no
Believe it or not it took me 2 tries lol
it got accepted
lol
2 or 3
@mellow cipher did you know i died to the tutorial boss 10 times
I prob died more than that to him
What did you do for it? Give fox a blowjob or smh
I actually felt like giving up and returning the game to the store lol
lol
no
made a appeal and they accepted it
But I found a good guide
i actually enjoyed getting shit on him
Impossible
i used fightincowboy walkthrough for parts i didn't understand
Ig i did the impossible
(and got the game free for me yk because pc)
Or they knew you're a kid and didnt wanna make you cry ...
For me I looked at jumpinproductions
How do you know
they couldve all blocked me and kept me banned
if they knew that
what was your first build
Quality
mine was full on str build
Then I switched to int/faith for onyx blade
well if they thought not to let me come back
Did you use the fume ult greatsword?
can't remember
Nah then it's easier to say rejected
@mellow cipher have you ever used sorcery?
Nope
well they didnt
once you play ds2 then you'll be forced to use sorcery
because normal weapons at the start hit like a napkin
i got locked up badly
especially because ds2 reduces your permanent hp every time you die
@lapis widget you were still mod when stixz got banned right?
and you can only get your max hp back through humanity
Fr?
Yeah I’m the reason he got banned
You’re not funny let’s stop

Shut up bitch who tf are you?
i like telling dad jokes sometimes he laughs
He is a dad wdym
Do I know you, at all? Excuse me? Hello?
STFU
What does a shark do ?
albanian cum milker
what?
Sorry little one it's 3v1
Shark do your mother
Hello? Who are you ???
do do do to to to to
Who is “we” ?
whats the joke
me, myself, and I + Intina
blud only joined today who is he
His imaginary friends
He thinks hes the shit
ong
I’m him tbh
no one knows you lil bro
why was 10 scared
because 7 8 9
no, bc it'S always in teh middle of 9/11

you should do smth about the guy who said that 9/11 joke imo 
Thunder?
bruh what i do
I thought you died ...
Thunder is a certified child hunter
It had a troll face
dying and respawning is part of the game
Shut up and be gone would be a great option
Jupiter is starting to turn into a flaming hot planet!!!
what did i doo
Why did 11 flee from 9.5?
Stop
Everything
Talk
Because your ugly ass was right behind 9.5
true!
BOYSSSS i need ur opinion
Hi
On what
Reply me (only pc expert)
I have GTX 1650 laptop should I use fxaa or should I turn on msaa x2
do i continue with cayo parico heist setup, or buy the agency
you are new
how do u know
oh well, whats ur opinion?
thnx
isnt there a time limit between missions, cuZ if i want i can do dre contract as long as i want
You also have the security missions those are pretty decent
Just did Cayo out of the 31 times I have robbed that rubio son of a bitch I've only gotten the pink diamond ONCE and no panther statues
Is panther statues even possible??
. . . .
hey i gotta ask, how much time and money it takes to setup and complete the cayoparico heist?
Exactly one hour . I use buzzard and toreador
for a rookie?
Sparrow is a waste of 2 mil if you use buzzard correctly and know where to park it on the kosatka
For anyone
It's an hour give or take
If I don't fail at all i do one hour
Also gta+ is for pussies
I ain't givin em a broken beer seal
Dkdc
Idk like 30+
K

What the Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll
It's boring af that's all ik
Gta I grinding is always pain
It's boring but not painful unlike the others that's y it's thebgoat
Nah no heist is good 
True
Hello
Lester taking that chonk of cut man

Fleeca and Pacific standard
Rwal
Hey
I ve got scammed 🥲
How?
On my gta 5 account
Yeah

I purchased a gta account
Bro bought an armoured boxville
Oh.

And then after one month the password was suddenly changed
Y tho
🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
Y tho
I m new in gta 5 I’m only 21 level anyone want to hangout and earn money by missions ?
Just buy mods at that point
And I ve lost all my progress

I ve almost done cayo perico
Die
🥲🥲🥲🥲
Damn y’all really need to get duped acc if u on Xbox 
Nah it was not changeable bro he didn't gave the Gmail account so I didn't had the acces to do that

It was cheap than real game so I purchased it from a indian website 🥲

Now I m buying it again from steam
Wht?
Dumbfuck
🥲
The rule of thumb is you don't buy shit from unofficial Indian websites bozoid

They're scammers
The hard way huh

Now I have to buy it again from steam
It's only a gta account consider yourself lucky
Ya bro

Fr
Nice budget cosplay 🗣️👍
Yup
Claimin to be rollin when y'all just ballin on the budget 🤮
I m not buying anything after this from any unofficial site🥲

Btw what's your lvl in gta
101
I got fucked after a cayo heist. Took a fee tries but I escaped with 1,423,356. Got paid 1,256,856
Best Rockstar moment ever
Contact rockstar support and get free 10mil compensation @zenith field
Tell the support team you never got money since the past 4 hesists

It's not showing brother I tried all the ways I ve dropped the review on trustpilot
I tempted to try that now 🤣
You do realise there is fencing fee and pavel fee
Yeah that too it's around 120k deficit on the take
Is that even possible
Hell naw
@wary igloo yes
Ive lost my airpods again

Really? I have to try this 🤧
Most of the times they don't bother to cross check and just add that money to your account you claimed missing
im pretty sure fencing is usually 200k with a decent take
Those are a bit weird. They seem to be different depending on the main objective
Yeh
U mad KDJ maxed out his rizz
Naw favel fee is always 20k and I've never seen my fencing fee go above 125 k
Pavel* fuck you autocorrect

💀
Am curious
lester 😭🤓
Fr
Nah that was like a one night thing
At 3.7m what do I buy? Avenger or a business upgrade?
Lester got that rizz
Lester the rizzler
First one
Jealous


Nightclub equipment upgrade

I was thinking of saving to 4m to have spare money for some stupid purchases if I do make them
Idk man cargo mission take so long to fill up and you risk a potential cargo griefer during sale why don't just y'all spam Cayo or casino

10/10 very Goofy ahh
I've been grinding hanger cargo and I hate the barge
Real 
Hanger cargo who the fuck does that

That’s what I’m saying only ever done it once

In my 500+ hours of gta online I've only seen a mf doing frieght cargo ONCE
(or maybe I just didn't notice the others
)
Nahh 
Screw gta bro, look Ive visited my cousins a few days ago and they are shitting money by the way I mean and good for them but like they got their kids name on the plate of their Audi S6 like bro I think that’s showing off at that point
Cargo is just cring


the kid is like 11

What kid
Fr
Bro I hate iphones to overpriced
Could get a better life
What ☠️
Tell him to get dslr
bro takes a selfie every minute in 4K RAW or some other large format
Just to make it his WhatsApp profile pic
I mean his current profile pic does have good quality
Not sure if that's a selfie tho
💀


I haven't changed my social media pfp in 5 years
Exept discord which I did 7 months ago
Or some
I took him out to eat while my mum and his parents were swimming and he said “what the hell is this crappy” car for mine
Damn
ungrateful af I would’ve told him to walk his ass there but no, I had to be responsible and respectful
🤩
☠️
Straight to the knee caps 🔫
9.4? 
Yeah ong
Be the bitchy dad you'll only book your nursing home
Anuhole 😭
Fr tho 
🤝
Yeah you will be the kind of parent that goes to an old age home and dies alone there @lavish flame
You should only have kids if you know how to raise them. Just keep them off certain things and away from trends
Well yeah It’s more directed
beef ain’t jiggling no one
Won’t be when you are 12 feet deep in the ground ☠️
Bro what 💀
Top G is here

@dry nest defo is Andrew Tate’s alt
Bro doubled it and gave it to the next person 12 ft are u serious
bro what
Hi
😼
Double it and give it to the next G

How do you say Porn in emojis?
Yh
You watch porn
Y do u say it
It’s not even the correct word for semen
And why’s a 7 year old learning bout it
So many questions
Bro it’s cucumber
Cucumber
Not cucum
Ohh
😭
Why not yk gotta start them Young
this guy’s hard drive defo needs to be checked
More like illegal tf
🤯

💉
“Ummmm, no, Ive got an SSD 🤓”
Anybody ever just stand in the midst of the air and you go

Small Syndrome Dick
Small dick syndrome but we move to SSD
Solid state drive 😂😂
Leave my gt740 guy over here alone
Oled > QLED
Hell naw this guy has an urge to one line diss everyone
Wsg
🤭
Dup
Sup sassy
Hit the dms imma send you Andrew Tate ass cheeks
Not too bad, you?
yes
I'm alright
Offer still valid
expiring later today.
brother 😭😭😭
Ha
Wft
Man
Nothing wrong with that tbh
@lavish flame pfp defo planning for WW2
nty
Respect to all my panther familia homies and my Mercedes Benz tailgater bros
You'd love that with akuma dont you?
We not watching bro 😭
Fuck no 
he thinks he’s him 😭

You not even in my top 5000000 gta online streamers
Then shut up
this me fr
just clicked into the stream, left before I watched 
?
Stream a black screen gang @lavish flame has better content
I’m not watching bro stop pinging 
Now are we friends or enemies?
@avon I’m at the labour camps
bro I don’t even have twitch
hell naw
Lmao
This bhruh
You a legend fr 99.50% @tropic eagle
Guys name a car that I should tune in stream
domifood12 on twitch
@rich galleon I’m in the labour camps rn
But I had to round it for my home boy to a 100
mainland China
I’m not watching

My love, mid trim Audi A3
Legends for ever
Living legends for ever
I never said that somebody is hyped for my stream
Do you drive, top G @dry nest
I see your interest in vehicles
im all g
I’m not tuning in 
Yeah I got like a Vauxhall
Fake pics
dope
QLED is actually him tbh
@tropic eagle taking legend title away from you bottom G
You’re on a total fraud watch @tropic eagle
😂😂bro
Cleaner than any Pugatti tbh
What are the main differences there?
valid
Is it your personal car ?
Nah mine isn’t that one lmfao
Toyota super
Mid
Mid
Don’t mind him
☠️
GTI mk8
I’d show like an actual pic of mine but its not that interesting
Base trim in black, also I don’t have a pic available on the phone
Before that I had a shitbox corsa
Respect the corsa
Nah the 1 I had was just falling to bits it was that old
This is in the backseat of @topaz lion's Toyota Camry
New Astra 😎😭
Don't think I've seen it yet
New Astra thooo
How the fuck did you get in my car wtf
what year? and was it the vxr?
nissan Z lookin ahh econobox
Bro even strapped the beers in

I doubt it
2016 iirc
Love the Stellas
like i know the vxr has issues where the fumes can go blue or smth.
iirc it’s engine related
Corsa EH
guys what should I save for oppressor mk1 or mk2
Mk2
The person who had it before me didn't take good care of it
100%
if you get the mk2 you’re a moron
get mk1
yeah I didn’t know which to buy I was thing to buy mk1 but not sure
New corsa dropped but not available rn in most places
Goofy ahh car
but it should come to the UK real soon
if you want to see how to use mk1, go look at joker for life. he’s a mk1 main
England first, Germany second, rest of the world I dunno
alright thanks
Gas card on top!!!!
gas card
Cars*
and quick tip: mk1 has no cool-down, unlike mk2
and if you have a mk1 macro

oh boy
Oppressor mk1 is more fun
Can you upgrade mk1- what upgrades
Rockets and camo
usual - speed, brakes, BP tyres etc
Maybe a duel minigun on top too
and missiles - assuming you have them unlocked from bunker
alright
☠️ Bro.said ☠️ prius ☠️
Check the new corsa out bruv what do you think
Thanks guys I reckon I’ll buy mk1 👍🏼
It’s not sold over here but I like the look of the new one
Bet 2 secs
you have passed the vibe check
😃
@dry nest Looks pretty sick tbh
Turbo 1.2 is an engine option
There are also mild hybrids and plug ins available
the plug in one apparently goes 180Miles full charge which I highly doubt
☠️
I was looking at a hybrid version, I would drive that 100%
Yeah looks cool
I think they over estimated it there lol
I’m saving up for an A3 or a Golf dont need the hybrid nor the plug bro
A3 sedan, sportback, doesnt matter
For the Golf I want the 1.0 engine
fucking 3cyl or something
why not 1.4?
expensive and has more tax over here cause it passes some sort of requirement
also saying “my car has a 1000cc engine 🙂” would be cool
currently I say “mine has some diesel bullshit bro turbo and all I dunno”
you remind me of thatdudeinblue describing how people in takeovers don’t know about cars

donkey
can you send me video if you can but if not all good because I can’t find any
I’d get like a mid trim Tiguan If I could but way too expensive and glugs down fuel
hello how are you doing
Good hbu
go onto YT, and type joker for life
pretty good thanks
Great
and good to hear
ok
if you want a personal rec, on his channel go to his 1v5 vid on his most popular
showcases it quite well
ngl
👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Thanks
yw
ong 😭
Fat lifted golf 7
Looks too much like an suv imo
^
happy 5th of July everyone
I'm not really a fan of suv lol
VW suxx
I'd rather take a similar Suzuki if I was to fall that low
yeah it looks cool and it’s cheaper to buy but looks better because you can ride on land instead of flying or fly I really like this
thanks for the expert advice. Sadly I’m too broke rn so yeah lol
VW is hella unreliable look somewhere else
Bro shut the hell up hell naw
what
To solve world hunger, we could just stop feeding people
to solve homelessness, we could just build homes
🤯
🤯
and dwelt among us
real
Heyyyyy
heyooo
@supple root how do you take pictures like that
like you posted in car of the week
Beyyyyyy
Well by taking a pic of my car?
it isnt that good from the phone camera
Annis remus or emerus in car of the week WHEN
Was krieger already?
Why
It's literally glued to the road lol
but it’s just worse lol
No
Skill issue on your part then
Doesn't
Lmao races?
Yes
I'm talking about driving
No?
Boah
You drive emerus all day?
best lap time = car better?
bruh, what next, are you gonna tell me that the nightshark is the best off-roader over the drauger/monstrosity/bf400
.
lmfao
Best lap times means better car when you're talking about super class
It's meant for races
Whatchu gon do with it else
then you’ve missed my point entirely
jesus christ
Drive yk
Jesus Christ
Brah
Don't tell me y'all bought Krieger as a freemode car
It's no fucking fun
I bought the emerus to race
Otherwise a cruise around in a remus drift build
Or a custom cadillac
Whyd you purposely drive in a slower car if you wanna get somewhere fast lol
If I'm at Casino and I wanna get to paleto I won't be driving a drift car
I don't grind now
Id just call for a luxury heli and tp or just use a heli

Until you get a helicopter I'm already there with the Krieger lol
💀
You think Krieger is faster than a heli
A buzzard?
It spawns 2 ft away
And a luxury heli just TPs you
Bozo
Who has kosatka
That's CEO not a luxury helicopter as you said
I’m a beginner and need money
You get what I mean don't be disingenuous
K
Hey @sweet canopy, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
You saying 2 different things changes the situation completely
It's as if I said I'd call a drift car but call my Krieger instead lol
I'm saying one thing either I just to there or I use a buzzard
I'm in no hurry in freemode at all
sigh
I don't grind anymore i have all i need
Maybe other ppl are
@topaz lion shake eyes can choke on my left nut
@old fossil
krieger - https://youtu.be/Fv1-0CfGT-8
emerus - https://youtu.be/RkjucfjTv8o
all of these are made by broughy1322
thank you
I saw it got deleted lol
because of the bot
Yeah it deletes anything with links
but yeah no, if you watch the videos krieger is better
Soo there's no embed pics either?
You can send pics when you level up
gifs are locked at level 20 (or 30), pics are 50?
Nah but
iirc?
There's a way to bypass that with embed pics
yeah and according to him emerus has a better lap time
Or was

Idk if it's stilla. Thing
A buzzard gets it done quicker anyway
that doesn’t matter. krieger still outperforms it overall lol
I think embed pics fall under gifs
Still loses in a race
Something it's purely built for
😂
Lol
But Krieger still gets the better turns lol
The LM98 or whatever the 1 seater sports car is better
Both of them
Guys, Could we take this to #🚔┃gta-discussion please 
How rude
I'm going bye
Dude sent a selifie as an emote
my guy, it has better accel. in a race that involves a lot of corners, or stunt races i ain’t choosing emerus 
slow claps
Emerus does better in races with more turns

it really doesn’t
Because it turns better
Hi chat
Ok bye
watch broughys krieger vid
This is Arthur
@spiral siren @old fossil Please go to #🚔┃gta-discussion
U really only have the one point about emerus being "better in races" huh
sorry chief, i’m just deep in the trenches of dealing with stupidity 
Bruh I have access now
I feel your pain 😭
Smh I've been in here since yesterday and I've lost almost all my braincells
Welcome to TGG 
Lmfao you should fight her with the umbrella prosthetic tool
i mean it can’t be as bad as yesterday where i was playing hell let loose. turned into a barn, saw a garrison, and i see like 7 guys aim at me as if it were order 66
Just one last message and I'm gone. @old fossil
Emerus is RWD and has oversteer and corners better. Krieger is AWD and has understeer. Oversteer is better than understeer when it comes to racing. Don't claim others stupid when you're literally more stupid than a rock.
Bye
what
Have u gotten it yet @elder pumice
no

jesus christ
Do you have the old grave idol
Whens this dude gon wake up
idk
yes
krieger superiority
We wanna bet that this dude has never driven a Krieger before
Spawn in at old grave and to your left look down and you should be able to see a house with a crack open, jump in the crack
I'll leave the rest to you
nah bro, krieger is for people that want ez wins, emerus is for people with skill
oh ik that guy
Krieger despite the nice name has an ugly design imo
Why would anyone not want ez wins
wait that 1600 shit is umbrella!
Is what I gotta ask you
yes, the most useful prosthetic tool in the game
bro how do i get 1600 coins
Im new and Need gta real omega epic friend
not ugly imo, but emerus does look 10 times better
cause a challenge is more fun
Kill kill kill
that's too much killing
if you've learned the emerus, the krieger has no chance against it
Btw u can buy coin bags before entering a boss fight or a new area to avoid losing your coins if you die
Obv you get a challenge if you won't use the best car for something
Sell some of your shit for starting
true, but out of the two
i have a ton of coins bags
That umbrella is hella worth it
Ez solution : pick vagner 
Use em up lol
Or just anything else then emerus or krieger
oh you can use them?
What the fuck have you been doing 💀
his been cooking
no pick faggio
what did you think of the coin bags when you first got them @elder pumice
What game yall taking bout
bullet 
Brioso
Definitely not
Yeah!!
Sekiro
@topaz lion btw i have 3 yashariku's sugar but it says it reduces max hp and posture by half
good question
i thought it increases coin storage
Only question*
yes, but it increases attack power by 2 times, you deal much more damage
@topaz lion anyways i have 6k coins now
There's a certain boss later on that yashikaru's sugar is good for
bro
You only needed to use as much as 1600
anyways buy the umbrella
And then buy coin bags to store your coins
I dont think badger has coin bags you need to reach out to some merchant
@topaz lion somehow i fell down and game softlocked lmao
I will fucking hit you with a metal pan if you're serious
how do you unlock the trade prices for the raiju
Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy
i am
Hover over the trade price and it should tell you what you need to do
it's at a black screen
Black
gm chat get money
Re enter the game
wait
it says u need to do an "on parade" mission, idk what that is tho
ok game crashed
Holy smokes sass mate what are you doing here, have you seen Nolan by any chance
Your pfp and status is 100%
Lol
It's the 3rd mission of the new mission thing in the avenger
You better have the 6k coins
You gotta be the host though
Im so fucking triggered rn
waddyiatalkinabeet
Guess what fuckers, im on vacation
you only take damage if you fall off a cliff
Yes i forgot
bro thought i was playing dark souls
Sekiro ain't a soulsborne 🥱🥱
Dark souls III is goated
My Agency's garage is so colorful lol
lol
i liked ds1 more
does anyone have the avenger
We can prob both agree that ds 2 was kinda shit
lol
@topaz lion is anti air deathblow text decent for skill tree?
it was actually good but not as good as other soulsborne tbh
For me it was "meh"
like it's my least favourite but it's not terrible
Same
@topaz lion @topaz lion @topaz lion
Hi gorilla
bad to the bone riff
If billy the gate gave you ten thusen what wouf you dooo

I can spell
I just got a stroke reading this
My phonne key bord is small
I think i will get myself a new phone this year and maybe a new gpu,cpu and psu
when it comes to phones, should i switch to android?
Yes
Overall cheaper and better
like i know you can do a lot more stuff on it
such as APK files and whatever the hell
which apple dislikes
a lot
I got spotify premium for free
I am booker
fr?
Yep
Just go to LITEAPK and u can get the jailbreak version of it
Sounds german
interesting
Its is german market
Not in my opinion but its very fun
Balls
You probly LIDL fan
Aight imma go to the pool cya fuckers
Inv
Its cheap isn't it?
I like woolworth
it's 1200 but im more concerned about skill levels
Walmart
A dolar store 
No
Im an aussie
Im from New south whales


