#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Also with the dramatic pause
Sassy
Sassy the Sasquatch
i went on Twitter for 2 seconds and immediately wanted to not be on Twitter
hmm I like it
that's a dramatic pause
I'm Nox
...just... nox...
i use it to hate on dream
Tf is dream?
Yeah ig some politics and shit too, kinda cringe tho
idk I saw twomad drama and fell into a rabbit hole
Meh I only use it to keep up with new games and updates
Half of the gta playerbase
ded
If thats dream then the're a fucking weirdo
😂
Prove it
lol
Normal people don't know who tf it is
don't insult fish
Me
Nope in a pipe for 20 yrs
I know they live under a dock but its not nice to point it out
i mean he does have like 30 mil subscribers
Me
I mean I've heard of him and know he plays minecraft but that's about it lol
I'm jealous of horses
Tbh tho... I don't watch minecraft related stuff lol
Yes can confirm people are made in factories
So that's prolly why I don't know em
can oil spoil
Idk but it can burn 
👀
anyways anyone here like drinking water
I drink my water ice cold
from metal container
How would we be alive without drinking water?
You're anything but natural
I did it at some point
he's liver king natural
You can live off drinking soda and stuff but you would be built like Jabba the hutt
Everything you drink has water tho lol
I was fueled by monster energy drink
Hi
junkie
junkie
what about the juice that drips off ripe fruit
has liquids
wouldnt call it water
it’s flavoured water
if you wanna get chemistry specific
Water... Plant drinks it and it becomes the juice from the fruit
how many
What about liquid rocks 
@small needle Grobbulus 小球 Disease cloud 疾病云 move with urgent haste 急忙搬家 kill the bloopers 杀死暴徒
The green stuff
Same man, join the boat 👋
Lava?
huh
Imagine being a sasquatch
Is that real
I see I see
Shush
Salvia pretty cool
We are immortal
@small needle imagine mod
wise men failure 基爾紮紮德 swordmen killed by ice wizzard 冰精灵 scandinavian rage 危險地上的圓圈 require new blessings 朋友是
What happened to black role
Gcvjkyrdchjii
Simple solution my friend... Go to sleep 
he's now a molester
What happened to u
I've seen this before 
Me asf
Best drink right here
loatheb big green man 大绿人 protect darkness 保护黑暗 hug orange ball 拥抱橙色球 raise hand to fill green bar 举起手来填补绿色栏
bro probably called it "the johnny special"
how do British people have sex
gonna go to frat parties
They dont
advertise it
me in the bathroom as a 4 year old
I'd get wasted off of 1 shot of that holy shit
they go to birmingham, get depressed, then cry to sleep
I could just drink it straight from the bottle
no I mean like
dirty talk
wtf would you say
Alcohol is mad overrated
"you look as fancy as emma watson"
"oh yes darling I'm arriving this intercourse is rather splendid"
Probably vomit it the minute it goes in, just the taste itself...
oh you mean the poshe british
She looks like a grandma on crack
Sewer water on Acid
I used to always steal whatever drink my dad was drinking and chug the whole thing bc it was funny 99 times out of 100 it was sweet tea, but 1 time it was Tequila and I was like 7
like peaky blinders
damnnn

lol
Me at any fountain drink machine
Isn't it normal to give kids alcohol to shut them up? Was I the only kid?
um what
huh
No.
grandpa used to give me a lil sip of whiskey
Wut
i would chill out
Yes I think u were the only 1 😭
for the hangover
wild

bruh my life was a lie
Wow he was a terrible grandpa but definitely passed the vibe check ✅
How did your liver not give up
Not from a foreign perspective
How many people fit in a limo?
Depends on the country
probably 10 clowns + 5 people
off radar everyone and clown car the thing
Atleast 2
hey girlys

Bruh
Heyyy 
Anywhere between 1 and 1000000
get out of my head brooo
the ones with the week long battery?
yeah
Week long? Must be heavy as shit
i had to reset my phone and they wouldn't connect bsck but i found out how to
Damn half of discord is kanye
Mid memes
☠️
This
anyways

It wasn't even racist
but lets make it seem like it, just cuz bored

What do you call a Russian wedding?
Cold
A Soviet union.
he he





Country roooaaaadssss





sad
done
no need to imagine
@ivory copper you should do prison break with me 
For criminal master mind is flecca job needed to be done?
Yes
Won’t be home till like second week of august
otherwise I’d do it
Ok. 
impossible
we got a lil group for cmm if you guys want
Judging by anime pfp you can't do it anyway y bother
like 4 people in it
@ivory copper can I do that?
hehe
Mid comeback
I love jo dad

can this be ?
I guess as long as you don’t do it excessively,when it’s irrelevant to the convo and especially don’t post server links or clans here
i mean
blind mod
Kindergarteners are so honest with every little thing wrong with you it's scary 
I mean the only reason I thought it would be fine is because we all met in this group, and just needed a more private place to vc
this arguments so funny i cant breath
But yeah I see what u mean
I've actually never done the actual cmm 
probably better to keep it to dm's
do it with some homies
that shits hilarious

All my homies are ass tbh

One can't even do his dax missions without help
Paying gta with homies never disappoints fr

yes yes the homies ass>>
get some tits homies





skinny CJ
BUFFMEUP





that knee girl ate my food during drive by smh
Cannon event
The only counter is a drive by
hey chat
This isnt even my major cannon event
This was my first day on the job
Sup big girl
Hay daddy
I'll have two number 9s...

aye
Then ima doo doo in yo toilet and dip
wassup my dude
a number nine large
yo chat is this real
Wat
real what?
two numba nine's and a numba nine large
No donkay we're not real
A number 6 with extra dip
extra dip
Wake up
2 45’s
We are venom
bros a scammer
glad i didnt crash the car or else my homies would be dead
Im Riki
And?
Brown names are so hard to read for me tbh
My name is “Riki the scammer”
you must witness a lot of money go missing 

You haven’t found out the secrets to the universe
I do
ikr
Mostly fictional

😏 I knew it! it's all in the name u c
But my new job requires me to watch people loose their money
I saw someone loose $300 today
in casino chips?
It made me extremely happy to watch their money slowly fade away

Yup
cool story
I burn money
Homie is a real cereal killer
money doesn't actually burn... you'd be screwed in the wild...
But i see all the value they loose
The more you know
I could never abuse drugs
Some would argue that emotional attachment would cloud your judgment
I love drugs
so maybe they make better decisions?
Maybe
by having chips you dont have emotional attachment
They almost never use the black chips worth $25
That was actually good noted for later
like you do with money
That was gasoline 
You’re welcome

Most games in the casino are never cash play
joker has his own emoji
We can accept it on roulette but we have to take it almost right away and exchange it into chips
True
Wild

Eminem has a movie?
movie has an eminem?
8 mile
Good movie
50 cent
/rank
It really was
Oh yea ra battle memes
pedophiles: ah yes good movie

Wut
must be nice having perms
Really is
for dis i said
feeling when perms
It is
Could use that to smuggle drugs
cayo perico plane?

The Velum Mini
lil guy wiff no perm :/



das u askin mods for perm?
I think I'd get that checked out by proffesionals...
I love milfs
kinda ya

that’s what ya momma said to me about you when I was doing her
Mid.
Imagine asking for perms
Overused
big sad T_T
also i just bought that new 2.4 mil car for cotw
took me 2 casino runs just for a car 😭
lol
Cayo > casino
money yes fun no
It's in the name bro!
@simple iron
🤡
Riki?
the other bit
@simple iron you react one more time and I'll shove you into a clown car
The?
Grinding ain't no fun at all brah
and casino is still a good viable way to make money

it's less soul crushing to grind casino
who wants weed
I would have agreed but gtao players have no soul
Stfu brah

i only play it casually

Who's casino bek is she new 
like once or twice per week
Bro you literally asked me for crack cause you secretly have a addiction
i was gonna sell it for steep price
🤔
busines
you have cheap meth
I don't grind anymore i just race or screw around in freemode
meth is meth 
a true business man
studying economics is coming in handy
Studying chemistry would've come handier
i have some basic knowledge about chemistry
Meth
But do you have create meth levels?
and jesse made a decently pure meth without much knowledge about chemistry
but is it safe to use?

Don’t do your own supply
its meth so probably


It will rot your pancreas and intestines but you'll still survive till 69 so maybe
Cocaine is the best
you need a plantation for it
No. Sugar is the best white powder
For money wise opium
or use child labor
maybe get some contacts at nestle
exactly
Or start a cartel and make others do it
Atleast sugar can give you diabetes instead of cheap thrills

they have experience in that field
Pablo pescobar
I should look into it.. those seem like better odds than what I'm dealing with rn
It’s not hard to grow a plant 
pessi vs penaldo
Piss

Any charismatic characters?
I rolled an 18
Do you have enough charisma to sell a comb to a bald person?
me too on my bed
Let's roll and see
What ya playing
Yo feelings
Shut tf up
dragons and dungeons

Annoying ass ppl in this server ong
its a server made up of gta players
The DnD joke was just served to me... I'm on break from CMM... still going.
What part in cmm
2 day break... we just did the trash collection in Funds A
Cause im on break from doomsday cmm
that mission was so annoying for me
Since Saturday is a full doomsday cmm 2 person
pretty sure I killed a collector as the operator once...
Lool
backed up too far 😓
Did you know that melon can kill you
No
Maybe now i can finally get away with the perfect murder weapon
Fucking melons
oof

the perfect weapon
During winter we need "Falling Ice" signs in town... we're accustomed to falling objects
well said
Ive dont have English diploma

Me don't have diploma Englis tu
Make me Blud
@simple iron where da weed 
I roll you in newspaper and ignite you
Still growing 
I need it 😀
"😀"
🥸
Really bruv
Real
where wheres the meth 
In haisenberg fatwell
Bro finna spawn it from his inveny
😏 when canada legallized we got cheaper better product..
js
I have 800 pounds
Deadlift it
Fat or meth?

then give me sum 

Blubber
Give me cash 
here 💰 
"
"
Here’s 1 piece of meth
currently about to go visit London In Canada
Seth melling
Ok?....
cuz I’m so close to Canada being in Detroit Michigan might as well cross over
Destroyed vehicle cargo and 2 gun running ship with the new jet
pleasure doing business 
Loving it till now
sweet im planning on going to Antarctica to see the pyramid of Giza
Fuck you
When they try to chase me or use explosive sniper I just go stealth lol
you deserve those clown reacts
Cry
what you gon do if your parents found you jarking off to the club in gta online ???
It's happened to me many times now I'm rich it's my turn to grief
Invite them to the party
let them join in
Stfu brah honestly

Go cry about it ima come for your cargo next😈
I don't do cargo no more punk I'm rich
My point
Zaza im looking for m16 asault rifle with silencer
Is non existent
wait youre telling me being a dick makes me unpopular thats crazy 
It's like 300k for the m4

Price is crazy ngl💀

What y'all talkin ab
How do u like the new jet?
Geopolitical affairs and diplomacy
I love it it's fun
Were shitposting what did u expect
Destroyed some cargo with it eh?
Yeah😔

Fun

The funny part is they get hit from nowhere and then can't even find u cause A ur stealth and B planes is fuckin fast
They can't do shit lol
power creep is real
or they know where you are and know you're grieving and so don't care.

My reaction
Lol yeah but I still use the lazer for dog fighting
They cared when I destroyed their cargo lol
B11 still the best killed 3 raijus so far 0-3
I try to avoid business in public 😏
Okay it got a litle kick
All they can do is run
i cant help myself from that high demand bonus
I use the b11 cause it looks cool
Btw they didnt nerf the cannon THEY made it uselesss!
Yeah but the thing is lazer might be better for dogfight but the stealth is over powered, u just make a quick turn or some go stealth and after a while creep up from behind
Y are y'all even doing cargo do Cayo or something man
give me a cayo heist pretty please
🥸
@lavish flame nice build
3 hour cooldown
Whaat
Bored of Cayo tbh that's why I was griefing
Bro cargo takes days to full up

Yeah they gonna nerf the Riju soon
Full*
Just alot of milk
Nah gotta sell shark cards
I think there gonna be a cooldown for stealth or something cause even if they nerf the weapons it's still gonna be deadly
Oh yeah lol
you should fr start a fitness channel
I will compete with cbum one day

Sure dude
wtf

Maybe you will be him
Fuck the what
If anything I will have the best chance I'm 15 6'2 200 16% body fat
give me money BOY
what is this a robbery
How much is your bench?
na i just need money got a new character
My friend takes tren
i don't have money you accept other forms of payment?
60 kgs here too
My bench is 250
Just starting out rightm
That's great
Pounds
Cap
Sixth month
Decent
I got 225pounds for 8 reps
Agreed
Im best at dips i can 2 times 25kg
What bout legs?
102 kg is wild
yall are highkey kinda fat
Legs i can do 80 kgs ez
I'm still in school and working out for sports not just straight up training for my Olympia
70kg 
💀💀
Is that it💀💀
rip
I was in RDO once.. and I heard some advice that is unforgettable for working out...
you should be able to do 300kg bench press at 17
Thx but I have been training for 1 year before that 2 year with a year gap in between
Mans a weakling🤣🤣🤣
No u shouldnt💀🤣
5 reps yes Max i can go is 110
i did 270 and i diddnt train properly at 17
ah nice
💀😭😭
I prefer low weight more reps
Bro I get demotivated when i see 60kg girls benching 260 at 18 years old
My legs weak for now
110kgs is ass wtf😭😭

Hahahaahaha
Those types of women are unmatched
Ok maybe more idk
Try 370🤣🤣
When i bulk bulk i will squat atleast 90
apparently ... sunning the source of testosterone is super helpful..
Social media set the bar high atleast gotta outbench a girl💀 if not a guys
How much you weigh dawg
67kg trying to get sexy
Girls only got the gym to make booty actually serious girls are rare
I don't deadlift tho don't wanna fuck my back
Fr
Fr
Nah who’s the fat discord mod who muted me I hope your proud of yourself
Learn the form 
Oh he is
U see joy sistina ? 18 years old bench 270 same as me and she be training less time than me 💀
I don't get it
bro you probably weigh 500 pounds
Why are you talking with that gay ass Pokémon pfp
@sly jackal Think hes talking bout u bro
If anything stop catching Pokémon and go catch some bitches
Idk man 😭
Shut the fuck u absolute fucking sped cunt
I dont understand your. British currency
He said he’s an alpha male
Bro is that a genshin impact banner you have on your discord profile
Lol
because i like pokemon and my own brother made it
If anything you need to stfu cause you already embarrassing yourself
And so fucking what if it is
The fuck u gonna do bitch
Chickmon go💀 (touch grass edition)
Ima make fun of you fucking loser
cry
Pull up bitch
I’ll slap u into next year
That’s how I know ur weird
My legs is like chikens but i want become big big
fr take this to dms😭
Mine to bro I skipped so many leg days😭
Na i dont do private dms with losers🤣🤣
Same
Lost count
that i like the biggest franchise in the world?
You thought that was funny bitch I’d go into the shed grab your dads belt and you would transform into a ball to try and protect yourself
What dad?💀💀
My bench more than my squat 💀
Yeah you geek it’s 2023 no one likes Pokémon unless your below the age of 10
evening
My truth about being weak is that im natty yall probly on creatine and protein powder
sigh
bait

The one that use to exist before he got sent 6ft under but don’t worry I’ll make a good replacement
Can't argue with that
uh oh
@vernal garden you probably weigh 600 pounds and haven't got out of bed in 3 weeks and smell like shit you have the personality of a bag of walking dick tips shut the fuck up
Well rip
me making fun of his fat ass was how we got here
@sharp field
Ok
uh oh
Oh
Bro you nicocaca avocola so fat?
Yeah fr
Stutter
Hmm

Nicocaca 😂
Nicocaca🤓


Nico cola


Don't use mk2 oppressor but it got a hard nerf right ? I notice missiles became slow in that
Literally my reaction after seeing that
nicocado avocado even ate his parrot
What 
Don't see many of them flying around as well
I was gonna smack a Nico Robin gif... but uh.. not super sfw...
😋

As an cannibal owl i aprove
children taste like petroleum

H20
I'm a fan of Ambers
Goof
You know how oil rigs taste like?
petrol
Meth
Yo mama
yes
We do a little trolling
Here we fucking go again

pure gfuel

@unreal echo Can't wait to pound your ass tonight 👉🏻👌🏻👍🏻
5 sec without the zaza


Hell nah
Fucking creatine bitch
🤡
🤡
🪞
The plank lord
🗿
as admin, you better not mess with me
Lord meth


@elder pumice congrats on admin
thanks
You got 50cal i herd

Have y'all seen the fuckin leaks of that mikalay girl
@ivory copper why are u mod
Indeed
bc why not
@simple viper congratulations on getting your ass pounded for money
congrats 
@loud kiln who did you molest
TGGs Gorilla Gang when someone tells him to play another game
because he's a cock juggler
Congratulations buddy
thanks
My school mates at the beach everyday and i cant buy ice cream
relatable
wowww😱😱😱
that's unrelatable
quite a big promotion innit

Blud is NOT my boss😭😭⁉️👎
Are you sure about that
Fuck the momma
yes


i am

Certified fork

I'd rather have bek as admin then you tbh

i got rewarded to work in a sweat shop
Hello 
bekfastbek#0 was muted. | jajajajaja
Moms deserve better the bitches deserve fifth degree murder

I don’t remember asking
@elder pumice speak or gay
Gay it is
Damn
Now you know ...

@elder pumice i even unmuted you smh
blud thinks he's slick

didn't notice
@elder pumice blud thinks he's straight
Ok



Pay to win situation
Life is pay to win
Did your mom told you that
But i got a 7 kd ratio
No?
You got 7 kids you great father
Father?
Also which radio?
Nah i just skinned random ass annoying mfs
Radio?
So youre a low paid leather face
Nah
A wet burrito?
My little bro should eat shut
I tried to be creative with an Amazon package that's all
How often

Can’t even go outside 
I can respect that... sucks having to watch the baby get loved
Heat wave ☠️
The vans are back?
Nah it’s stormy asf
Where you at
i went outside today and i melted
was playing gtaO rn
Somewhere 
shit was a grief fest
Hallo @simple iron i is back

Cant have uranium without the feds showing on my door

The more you know
Typical yankee response tbf
Gay response
oh god... I just tried to take off in a titan with my friend and his car in the back 😱
in the states we can own 15 pounds worth
Who is from the uk here
Ohio
Duh
omg so funny i cant breath
Wanted to check on my plants 
cool
Weed
Don’t talk to me about him 😭😭
No innit bruv no one here drinks t with biscuits and crisps on chewsday mornings
nice
Fascinating
When's the best time to start them?
rn
Nah
Thats london speech bro💀💀
Spring I’d say
Yah
We like our bean and toast though 😭😭😭
oh a monkey
milkybanana
Don't care London isin uk
I'll have to remember.. 4 per household.. I should really get started soon
really damn?
And london isnt the uk💀💀
sexybanana
Uk has the worst food in the world
London ontario?
Sherlock no way
Did you just call me a monkey
America has no food except maccas
I grow more and it’s not legal where I live I think
No London england
Hey you forgot to mute everyone else who started talking shit first
Still better than uk
at least theres an attempt at seasoning
No it really isnt
Is.
England got them scallywag cannons from jack sparrow
Bro we got more seasoning than u have guns
🤡
England isn’t bad
💀
one always finds his roots.
Na the welsh r worse
Spices and uk food can't coexist in the same sentence
where the fuck is it then
Wasn’t the answer to my question
If you want to grow outside I’d recommend planting planting the seeds near a stream
thank you🥰
Says one who hasnt even tried British cuisine 🤣🤣🤣
seasonings: salt, pepper
what should I do with money as a beginner
and they like shade too right?
Come over here then
Save
for..?
me when Germany

@lethal bison


