If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
On May 24th, 2012, an anonymous user submitted a thread to the /pasta/[1] board, claiming he had created the original copypasta two to three years prior (shown below).
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@elder pumice is this Doxxing
How many discord kittens does foxx have
Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonics average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr. Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive in the Sonic universe.
no
My only one got banned last night
Heās my dad
Omg this is so true!!

Lmao
GOTILLAA
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female PokƩmon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible PokƩmon for humans?
Grorilla's be faster than Sonic
Donāt
ops on Harambe
dw
this is discord
join my server in my bio for gta ps4 services (have vouches)
Whoās on ps4
this isn't a game this is a msging app to get kittens
and ps5
Harambe, rest easy bro..
Me and the boysssss 
young king he was, gone too soon ā
š
Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3ā03ā tall and 63.9 pounds, this means theyāre large enough to be able handle human
if that's not a parody song I honestly don't know what you're waiting for
Nuh uh
Hello
Top G is back
Hello
Is that astolfo
I just moaned
Yes
Iām so wet rn
Just got out the shower
and it's been the ruin of many a poor boi... š¶
@fierce inlet yo download slow asf
Beep beep lettuce
Idek who dis doggy is but I miss doggy too
cat
he got shot by a hunter in the woods
F in the chat for cute doggo
F
Who is crazy enough to shoot doggy
May his Doggo soul forever rest in peace
just kidding guys heās fine. heās my sisters dog I just love him I wanna see him again
Me too
you know, people are bad but dogs have all the stories.. ngl

āhe got shot in the woods šā and yāall just believers me
nah but with how many crazy stories I got that shit would happen
If youāre American Iād believe it more than usual
whatās todayās crazy story you ask?
shit happens... I got hit by a 4x4 and walked away
Last pet I lost I held on her last moments.. That I didn't expect
My throat was hurting yesterday and Iām gettin a little sick so I went to a pharmacist. He told me that if I wanna clear it up I get vodka put it on cotton balls and tape them to my neck

That one is true
I didnāt do it
because Iām not fucking insane?
That stereotype is for school not dogs
Domestic animals donāt get shot.
What country do they advise this in???
heās stupid ignore him
Cuba has best health care. not them for sure.
no
Disgracing the astolfo community 
But thereās stories of cops unloading shots into animals
debatedeably the best
you gotta be the dumbest mf
Smh he being a meanie
no, cops donāt unless it was in mistake
Bruh what
Cops actually use police dogs
they love dogs.
Dogs usually help against criminals, they have senses
Thereās a story of a cop who tried to shoot some dog and missed then it hit a kid
in America itās more likely to be struck by lightning than be shot as an unarmed and unthreatening person by cops

was the dog attacking
I donāt trust Americans
loyalty.. totes different
It barked from a distance I think lmao
isnt guns the nr1 cause of death in usa
Hears one story about America
Becomes biased towards every single American
not even close brother
car crashes or heart disease I think
less not go there... loss cause...
Pushing it.
Yāall have 177 gun related murders a day wdym
I donāt like america

no itās not this is actually fact I checked it a while back
read wha I said again
If youāre black or POC then you shouldnāt deny America suffers a problem with white supremacist cops
Donāt undermine a big issue
read what I said zeroth
I hear like hundreds of stories about America bruh
Iām just saying I moved here to america because everywhere else is worse lmao
seriously if we gonna talk about american gun laws, #1 pair up, #2 podcast/broadcast that.. all at once...
we giving anyone a mic nowadays
Nuh uh
Joe Biden may suck ass but at least he doesnāt do blackface like my old prime minister
At least guns arenāt illegal like my old country at least I can actually hunt here at least fentanyl of all things is illegal
Joe Biden has dementia or smth
White noise in his head
like you guys have no idea how bad the rest of the world is
America has issues but if you travel around like me youāll realize everywhere else is heaps worse at the moment
Thereās like
Such a fallacy man
okay letās go
omg guys...
Just because other countries are worse doesnāt mean US has it bad too
Norway and Australia and New Zealand
best ceo and mc names?
other countries must change and so should US
Read what I said
I donāt like that argument
despacity for both
I read it, youāre telling us US isnāt as bad
The United States is the emo kid of all the countries
Yeah did I say it shouldnāt fix itās issues
I'm telling you, these american convos need a platform and en masse for change.
no
how do you ignore the whole world talking about the same thing all at once?
But thatās not true either
People come to the US
A true emo country is North Korea
Idk dude's friend had deez nutz.
Thatās the only place they know outside their country that hasnāt got insane border patrol
oh yeah my bad. No free speech, former prison island, racism abound
next
Nah thatās dahmer
You left deez nutz... š¤£
We rank higher in freedom Yknow that right?

Who
America isnāt even top 10
former prison island is a problem?
I love you too!
Literally
zesty gotta be like 14
in kilometers
influence makes a lot of difference tho
The amount of rights people have
tho... š TGG AUS š
not how itās measured 
Australia is objectively better
nah they got spiders
šØš¦
Theyāre chill tho
and snakes in they boots
Rank the top 9 then
sorry
need to represent
but they huge
Okay so where did you get your list
but it's smoky right now š
this? Canada above america?
The world population review
Canada where you can be arrested for misgendering?
#7
Canada where guns are illegal?
Literally
And Germany also is considered a highly free land
Trust every website you see
š so much pride.. it's ok bros we'll get you.. eventually
We have free speech
Best advice 10/10
Iām Canadian and Canada does not have freedom of speech
Foxx is a cutie >
Skill issue
Nooo!!!! Bro???
Youāre ignoring the point which is expected from a 14 year old kid with ADHD
who
no??? @timber lava really?
Woah calm down with your discord diagnosis
thatās not how ADHD works
point is america has freedom of speech and right to bear guns and yet this website you trust instinctively ranks it below Canada

oohh mb lol still new here
Assuming a bit much rn arenāt we?
I have adhd bro. going from one thing to another in quick succession is a symptom
take a joke diaper pants
Yes letās go! 300+ schools been shot up since 1999!!!
sure. Not the point though we were discussing freedom?
You annoy and entertain me all at once... Ngl so does Kevin Hart.. Should we actually be friends tho?
want to go back
Shut up nobody was talkin bout that
Half of what I say is just a fucking joke you think I care about this dumbass
Lmao
Bro has anime pfp
@timber lava we got a idiot in chat
Respectfully suck a dick
God you Americans are gronks
Yeah but awesome Conqueror eyes
Iām. Not. American
Says the anime pfp
no u just a donkey
Im American š
Canada isnāt that bad ngl
Nuh uh
like who even brings up schools shooting
Fentanyl is legal to own in British Columbia
u nasty as hell
not that bad?? š®āšØ
Thatās Americans whole thing
Who askedp#

You know too much about canada bro...
no its not u freak
that's a gif isn't it?
u have the spider one?
if my cat were here...
Nah
Whoa whoa whoa.. I see canadians..
I live in bc just because it illegal don't mean it's not going around those who have and sell get smarter on hiding it
Dudeee I legit thought it was a real fly š
You got me man š
your name is messing with me
True but why you waiting for dealer time when Dispensary time works with you?

Synth Rider š
Donāt get caught 
I don't do either I'm a security guard I've worked around that kind of thing
I am one of you now
soign_jaideja lol
if you read how the letters really read

Lol nice
š¤Øš¤Ø
It's legal... but there was an era... of inbetween...
wait up hold up... which laws and basic rules of country is this discord in?
What happened
internet dont follow a countrys laws
like delayed question...
Why is foxx ex staff now
wait really?
Nah retired
Took @elder pumice advice
Nvm, now my ID is Synth Raider
it dont, unrelated question and no offense, are u american
leadership be FF// hard
Feeling lighter
He figured out there's life outside discord
@empty prism retire when
Yeah... North American..... šØš¦
Mods donāt jump they push the world down
They probably crushed the sub that got lost

Like atlas taking that day and being like Herc take this yeah? I'll get you apples, trust.
alright. common thing i see on reddit is americans thinking reddit is american site and follows american laws and the rest of the world are only guests on the site
Lmao
its 4 in the night
What province š¤Ø
im beating
āLeviathan class entity detected, are you sure what your doing is really worth it?ā - submarine
Hunting aliens
Who?
my
Laws are so sketch a lot of the time.. the only example I really have is the Depp Heard trial... how they had issues in uk and us
Dope, what game?
Meat?
prefer to save for friends if that's ok.
Yea ofc
aliens supposedly crashed couple weeks ago in Las Vegas but we all know they shot it down
Is it just me or are all the people with dupe accounts in gta really really trash

i didnt really follow that since i dont care about celebrities really but yea laws can be tricky
I'll give you righteous clue tho. Capitol.
It's depp I man crush on.. he's so chill... and the process in uk was different.. he sued the publishers instead of herd I think...
Kitchener?
exactly
Honestly yeah... specially these temp_892284016169 or X-IlIIlllIl-X
Temp is just a inappropriate name doesnāt always mean some weirdo who sucks at the game
Barcodes usually suck ass tho
know a guy there thats about it. he goes to toronto sometimes i think its close
@acoustic barn We are equals
I do that
Isn't it spelt Capital tho
shut up.. we tired and dumb and forgiving eh?
You in canada too
Where's my beer eh?
of course we forgive
I'm your neighbor province sir
Yeah itās legal to own illegal to sell and consume
Which is stupid
im very far away
@unreal echo whereās all my CMM roles
Hey bae get me beer!
Sup
Foxx unbanned everyone and got demoted
We literally have shops that sell we.d here
He āretiredā
Thatās common lol
Forced to by @unreal echo 
really
Naw Foxx lay a major Spirit Bomb and needs recharge.. FR FR
It's only 10 but sure we forgive
Canada's a big place
itās 9 for me and Iām tired donāt judge some of us are old
6:48
I canāt remember your proof
and schej's are variable
03:49
Fuck I need to find that shit again
If you live near the capital then no
Really
You know too much
Yo, 1 quick question
hurry
By any chance, does anyone know when the Renault 5 Turbo comes out?
1980-1984 (France)
1980-1986 (Belgium)
I do, I'm your neighbor (province not literally your neighbor)
Buffalo or La Belle Place?
Bruh, alr este... the Renault Turbo 5 3E
Lacoreurse or some shit. I forgot the GTA name
i have no idea bro
Yes (idk what's that but yes)
Its cool bro. At least yk your shit about legendary group b cars
Ay what's the best way to level up in gta?
Ontario?
there's two neighbours to the capitol unless you're a real canadian and I need to go back to my country.
I'm where all the French Canadians are..
The 2x rp events usually just skyrocket rp
Honestly... just doing missions and races
Quattro 4Life
And playing on Double RP event weeks
La Belle Province xD all the liscence plates
Yessirrr
Not fully true I'm French Canadian and I'm west cost
yk with the gold farm i really donāt care if it stacks up
but the babies need to die
Also the RS200. It left the crowd speechless
or theyāll glitch and kill me
Most* like 90%
Kronos lore
(Literally. It killed all of them)
Do you have the accent too? cause if I could get a genuine frenchman cast member
gone to heaven
I know had to bug ya eh
Eh!!
I do have an accent sometimes with a few words
mass killing
Same here since Im Cuban born lol
you are real
Last night an other Canadian called me out on my accent lol
WHat!?
š

I do have a bit of an accent. It comes out even more when Im sleepy or tired
Canadian Invasion!! Sasquash army!!
lmao bruh arsen y emote
the maple syrup army
Nah let them in, they're nice
oh man itās so sticky
Hello
How is everyone?
Good how u

whatās up lil guy
hey lil man
I am goog
Sup, Im alright, thanks for asking. Hbu?
Donkey is the best character from shrek
I am goog
dub
I want Dialga plushie
the pokƩmon?
Nah, its the dragon
L take
pok/mon always
since the beginning...
Yes, it's the 14 1/2 inch one on the PokƩmon websit
But the dragon's bad thooo
Cobra chickens will do the job nicely
i teach it too yk
imma just got absorb this fam vibe...
Dialga my favourite PokƩmon
i have that one too
bb l8er
L take
Well my favourite legendary
How many hours on gta is too many
I won't take L but I will take your kidneys and sell them
dialga isnāt even legendary
need a grabber 4 cayo
Nuh uh
It's a box "legendary"
oh my bad
nah itās mythical
Your mom is mythical
My dad is a myth too 
how can i change my username
i see we have a comedian in the chat
@sharp field moderated name
damn fox youāre gone?
smh
I not funny
heās pingable
Wait people have at least one parent dam ive missed out
can u change my user?
to what
carti
Yeah but if in a screenshot you couldnāt identify him
@unreal echo bro is NOT carti š
lmao stop it man
yeah you could
by
How
ya boy kevin
How would you know thatās his name if it sent this
No, just nickname
uuugg
you open your third eye
what did blud do to you
what are these sexy emotes thooo
and sense it
Thatās illegal
use your observation haki
ngl premium you can change your ##
Among us balls sus 62
bros playing roblox
oh
If all the staff resign
I got hardware banned from Roblox
no rules
listen to the beat
TGG will have to come moderate
bros gonna step up
like doom
Foxx and bek
iām pretty much everything
pff Stars don't manage
youāre a dumbass
Wsg
dude finally someone who is competent showed up
Sorry I fell asleep
him sleeping

ok . forgiven
I'm take that hard mute like a man once I start giffin those luffy shots
thatās funny
I can dream
I havenāt seen TGG online in ages
I know he spies On us.. how can he resist..
but who is he...
when iām in a stupid compirenriom but my opeont iq duck
me upset during an online argument (I know Iām right why canāt they see it??!!!)
joke
btw
bro is not walter white
Iām Arnold black
When they say Nuh uh
I love just watching ppl argue in the chat when itās about something stupid


or pointless and childish..
Yeah
Making you appreciate the years apart
ānO america sTUpId!ā
ācAnAAfafaAaAaaaā
BRO the cameraman on the left got IN THERE
LMAOO
Why canāt we all agree the world is a shitty place and all our lives suck?
āyes yes yes keep going
I would too 
more tongueā
Need that 3D view
sorry who the fuck are you since when are you a mod here
They got the giraffe action rn
cause then the turd doesn't smell or look like a rose...
careful I got warned once for posting this gif for ānsfwā by a dumbass mod. Bek removed the warn but bek retired
that's why people get shot
Smh mods
oop
You guys
This isn't any promotion...I just need few followers on my Instagram to make it look real so that I can get back my money from this scammer girl
Didnāt u get banned for posting a pic of u chewing gum?
@timber lava we got off on the wrong foot u seem pretty chill 
stfu
Help me get back at her
Iām always chill I just be fuckin around
I sorry for be annoy earlier š
Lol
Iāll film a sex tape with you
Itās okay baby just gimme a kiss

oof things are getting weird
Good
Amog us sus balls 72
Iām the sheriff, I come around after a retirement for the retirement party & cake
just Follow me on instagram
maybe move to dms... or like a private session.. like Invite only.
I always in public sessions fr
Now itās time you take his place
Amen
Honk at each other.. get in each others car..
He been same time as me lol
Heās literally never on
š
demote
Do it @sly jackal Heās online
@acoustic barn Apply for mod
Arsen y was in the orbital cannon and rammed his character against his e girlfriend and they made sus sounds and had ESEX IN THE ORBITAL CANNON
TGG should be a mod
I would quit
Hey @sly jackal
hold up hold up hold up. Sasquatch, are you Canadian?
Even more reason for him to apply 
Hallo š
Hru
You should be...
this is server first server i saw where the mods are chatting instead of acting like superior bitches
All staff need to retire so TGG is forced to moderate the server
the orbital cannon is one of my worst investments wrd to
You lot really have an agenda against me eh š¤£
Ima get fucking that rubbing alcohol whatever its called
mood
What if we just didnāt have moderators 
Yk the down button on the d-pad
I have my reasons
oh like a controller button
No gorillas in canada so canadian gorillas be sasquatch 
That gets stuck and doesn't work
no fr I can fix that for you
They are?
sticks halfway >
get a q tip and rubbing alcohol
What makes someone a tryhard? 
I ain't canadian tho...
You made Bek & Foxx leave
my cock
Iām #1 tryhard now
Today
I had to demote them š
Want sex with me
They told me everything
.?
@lapis widget

You gotta wait till august buckaroo
They were too fit for this job
tickle my balls
Heās just Oxx now
he told me everything
Why tf foxx leave mod also!?
Uh huh
yall fucked up
Wait what happened
Fr
I like ass
Internal investigations begun
Retired i think
When I was gone
#kentucky and sassy bad mods!
yeah foxx said retirement
HEY
and relieving
Mochoesay @deft kindle
SASSY is currently the best mod here
š
Jewelz only good mod
Did a bunch of mods leave or smth?
Retirement means someone or something was too painful to deal with any more
That something is @sly jackal
Eh you and jewelz are the only 2 good mods
Yeah because no one wants to fucking deal with the stupid mods that donāt know what theyāre doing and ban me for point limit when I have 2 points
I am a pain in the ass sometimes š¤£
Why not me
tell em to use lube
I have 5 points cos I got muted twice for shit I didnāt even do 
I don't know u
Bruh I was so unlucky yesterday I hitmarkered 6-7 mk2ās in like 5 mins š
Hi I am KFC
kfc more like Kentucky fuck cock
I still don't care
And 2 raiju jet hitmarkers on the same guy
Didnāt fucking say you would
this game very bad to me
@timber lava wanna go play a game called sleep
I have to eat
Unfortunately your opinion is irrelevant
Why is everyone becoming mod
suck my balls
Fuck eating
Obesity is rising
Everyone leaving
Who became mod now?
@thick palm
Jewelz stole your girlfriend
There shit mods
LMAOOO
Ye
bro
Firefly best mod
no way you tried to post lesbian kissing
People forget I exist cause Iām not obsessed with discord and/or a snowflake muting everyone
š³ ay
He was robbed
You havenāt been on
Thats good
For like 8 months
š
I'm active but mainly active because I'm playing some shit on the xbox
I vote KFC for my mod of the month
Iām always on just donāt talk 24-7
Get a job ya bum
Last time we had motm was months ago
Would if i could
When u hear elana in your head after failing for 2 hours straight on 1 part in uncharted 4 
KINGBABYHANDS best Mod you all suck compared to him
And this is why we have retirement and inactivity
You were the best mod
Okay after looking at message history youāre very active I donāt know how I havenāt seen you
Foxx was the last motm iirc
Funeral not even Swedish
"Oh my god... Nate - Elana" or fucking "Nate NATE!? - Elana" š
Sentinal was actually goated
??
Yeah in April
What kind of mumbo jumbo are you spitting
Blud thinks hes Swedish
Ahh well, all good my guy
Im abt to beat your ass with a stick
harder please
Someone demote thunder
Cumalala cumalal Vesta
Didnāt you know! It was a big scandal, thatās why he stepped down
bro is summoning demons
U said u were
Had to step up to raise the baby
You donāt know the trend from 2022
No
Bro why my furniture floating
no Iām not 15 I donāt follow trends
Happy Birthday @raw warren
duck ima go cry myself to sleep
polololokskd
it was a meme dawg
Kdkfjffkrkf
shut up youāre a meme
what was that
Here
KFC Iām gonna send you a sticker
Thanks
I want you to tell me if I can post it in this chat
Please do
š¤š¤š¤
@timber lava stfu dad
Hope I helped @timber lava
her: you must be Naruto sleeping butt ass naked if you think we fuckin
Me: insert image of naruto sleeping butt ass naked (I canāt post it because I could get muted for NSFW) (I think we fuckin)
yes thanks hfc
Thank you 
My dms
Wh-

You changed your name
Who doesnāt sleep with a full one piece covering their mouth whilst they sleep
someone play watch dogs
A latex one
I wanna watch
Me rn
You're funny
Isnāt that an Open World game? How can you be trash
I would approve
AYO WHAT
.
.
Eh the missions in it
.
Combat?
Oh like constant failing
EXCUSE ME
Is it a hard game
No its not hard
lmao
What kind of hard?
i just don't like watching ppl play it
Cause ik i watched a streamer struggle for 1hr on a part that i found ez
Bro thatās my sister
ayo?
She my gf now
Step sister 
pillows
Iām sorry
I sleep on those
Why u srry
Mine?
Ye


idk
Not me
not me
Im gonna go down these stairs without watching where i step
Impossible
if i break my neck or sum its your fault duck
basically killing yourself
when
Im finee
L
N
Cap
T
Guys come on itās top G, I donāt like the fact you guys are ridiculing me letās stop that. Itās very cleeely a G letter so letās be more top G instead of top L šā
I kinda can't see straight out both eyes so
I could see where i was going a small bit
G
top fucker @lavish flame
Thatās not a letter
Makes a bit more sense
Nobody likes fucking Andrew tate
neither do I
bruh
Shitty ass person
We using that word mockingly.
Top g
Then stop saying "Top g"
top g
What about his brother
Like shut up
Its old
top g
Top@G 
Fuck him
@still wagon is a bottom G
i agree
Donāt change opinions to flirt bro, itās just sad
Why you not like top g angel
No I actually donāt like Tate lmao
Iām using top G ironically
Fr
because shes not top g š
Andrew tate is a terrible person
Bro said she 
?
šš
Oh nvm itās a boy
hop in my dms ill let u know if im a girl 
Idek
Go ahead
bro wtf are you
Heās gonna dick pic you
either way ill still like it
April is lurking
Might be a femboyo
Hop in my dms
Canāt request nudes, sheās underage
rn
^ ong
Told you
Wtf is going on rn
So she does have a dick
thatās just trans
tf
Do you agree
Or a full on boy
currently shitting 
theme song
pic plz
tf
Greasy balls
Good to know
Next GTA 5 update gonna be the story finale
Do you cum in the sock or does the cum sink?
Genuine question
people think sock means cum

We gonna have to assassinate everyone. Lester, Agent 14, Franklin, everyone
And Iām the one who got muted for NSFW š
Iām surprised Iām not banned tbh
I sink in the sock
Yeah
no way
Yeah man

@slim fjord can you dm him asking for proof
gay butt buble
This is insane
damn
You got balls perms?
@slim fjord can you dm He stole my socks asking for proof
This chat is never good 
mr krabsd cemihji
We are talking about health in the matter of sperm
itās educational.
So I think itās good
You're telling me the entire state of kentucky fried all of the chicken ??
Sounds NSFW to me
Thatās not NSFW tbh
Itās awareness and educational
I was muted for a small edp joke smh and this is a thing
what if mr krabs used sperm cells as his secret formula
Please supply me your qualifications
Did the shrimp fry that rice? Or did the state of Kentucky fry that chicken
Tbf the mute was reversed
I was muted cos I posted a gif that wasnāt even nsfw
Who muted you
me
Iāll have them fired
I ain't no snitch
Mine wasnāt

Good boy
For example. One reason I would wager that is because while NSFW may be safe for work, I believe when it comes to health it might be very important, educational, useful, and a good tool to have in the future. When growing up, it is important to know sperm is a thing so this is the topic here
I go on GTA 5 online just so I can shoot and run over all the fat people npcs on the street then log off
Kinky af
Muted

Think about your actions

No one talk to @lavish flame heās muted
I gave him a rash
damn u didnt use chatgpt for that
What that rash is? He wouldn't know cause he was unconscious
I wrote a whole lotta nothing dw
basically same as GPT




