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At least be funny bro
Angel is basically claiming you have done war crimes
at least be funny
I would kick if I was you

Iām finished then

Dutch knows Iām a big G
big g top g

Ooo

congrats on the ghost ping or something
huh
The auto mute bot is too slow for my pancake skills
obama happy
His cock is so fucking small
even obama wants pokimane
If u search āobama pornā on gifs u get a video of monkeys 
nothing else

Average gorilla chat at 1am
Guys letās flex on the ppl who have no perms
where bus
battle bus fortnite
night bus
ooo
I forgor to take a hoodie I'm getting slightly chilly
Grant
someone granted this man an ice cream
Hehe
I know it's the night bus but why is it not coming
So she has aā¦
I just finished updating cold war with 100mbps download speed

4gb
@timber lava love you
love you too not in a weird way
Jarvis, tell my mom Iām ready for my daily blowjob.
Q am
q am
fuck numbers we describing time in letters now
no slowmode = you have to type slower in channels that dont have slowmode or else u get auto muted
if you like pissing and shitting your pants yes
Itās horror?
Is it the same game as F.E.A.R
yes
no it's about a car accident
whats the worse cayo primary target
Bonds
Anyone tryna help sell on Xbox S
i thought it was tequila
What mission are you on
Oh wait
Yeah it isš¤¦š¼āāļøš¤¦š¼āāļø
You where playing last of us 
hey chat
Cap
How you gonna call me that when you canāt spell it right
Iāll get it somehow
I donāt even say anything bad 
hi girlys
shut
Bro
golden gorilla more like piss color
@velvet forum
erm
Hmmm
concerned
is that actually you?
Tf
how are we all today
not good
okay
Short
great
that's not good
why does it hurt? is it injured or did you use it a lot during the day
or just pain for no reason
no i was cracking my fingers and i accidentally cracked my thumb and now it hurts
i got tequia š¦
yeah most fingers are fun to crack but the thumb is a gamble
yeah
Meth
I crack my joints very often, even my toes sometimes

just wait until you find a method to crack your neck
damn, from cracking or just in general?


the guy who sits next to me in maths hates it when i crack my neck
both probably
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there's always that one person lol, they don't understand
have you gone to a doctor yet?
to check it out just in case
no doctors are scary
that's also real
Iāll smoke it myself
Like fuck
Smack a dentist
Take 2 pass it on
does it have Salvia orrrrr
Eat a dentist
which are the best
Fuck off gies some ya bam
tf you chattin bout 
No cap my dentist is a baddie
I had like at least 8 baby teeth removed
Idfk
Im running on fumes here bro
she married
I love needles in my gums
No more drink left?
bro last time i went for a filling it fell out so i went back and he drilled a hole into the tooth next to it and now i have 2 holes in my teeth going straight to the nerve
Ran put 3 days ago lol
But that aint it
Tired as fuck but wanting a decent sleep
most competent British dentist
Least its freeš¤£š¤£
he also stole one of my teeth
ayooo
reverse tooth fairy
it was just the one
Thatās crazy we gonna do every position
he was like oh yh i'm just taking abit of it while ur mouth is numb and then i checked and it was gone
thank god my wisdom teeth grew normally
i don't have my wisdom teeth
the ol switcheroo
i rlly want toast
Nuh uh
brb guys i'm getting toast
I wish I could get my wisdom teeth removed, I'm pretty sure it's free ketamine
what are the best cayo primary targets
but chomp chomp
Eat people
hey chat
imagine if they gave you leftover ketamine after stealing your teeth
God I want some research chemicals rn
I want cocaine
iām making a gold farm
they should add ketamine to minecraft
call it ketaminecraft
it's nihilism Sunday everyone, contemplate existence
Hey chat
Everyone who wants to do a car meet in gta 5 online PlayStation
bad when good
š
some drunk guy is yelling outside
is it your dad
should I go on the balcony and tell him to stfu
Yea
no
i'm back from getting toast
enjoy your toast
that's nice, was it just a piece of toast or did you put something on it
i put butter on it
before or after making the toast
after
personally I would put it before but I respect your preference
my toaster doesn't go horizontally
I may not be fully brain rn it's 2 am
w nutrition
fr
if you think about it apple slices are just boneless apples
omg
one time I called my friend a loser for not eating a fruit
||call that pear pressure||
šš
I love puns they're my favorite kind of jokes
no internet > slow/inconsistent internet
fr like i'd rather just have no wifi then go through the suffering of bad wifi
there's always data but it depends if you want to spend money
My mute ended
my mum buys a little data thing bc i need it for all
I think I used like 40 gigs this month because bad wifi
Oh shit itās still here
ur obsessed get over it
it's been what like 6 hours
what's still here
Iām not obsessed Iām just noticing that youāre here
ohhhhhhhhh
this person is calling me by it/its pronouns because I prefer they/them
hi
hi
Holy shit itās not Because ur non binary itās cos ur an asshole
Guys quick question in cayo what pays our more artwork or cocaine + weed
woah both walter whites have beef
a completely normal thing to ask
tf
We were interested thatās all
I had this name for a long time this fake changed it today
And u called it hate speech
Can someone pls help ty
once i dated a guy who's discord name was walter white he was abit odd
U donāt know what hate speech is
it's just rude to ask
Blud dated an e kitten š
you kept misgendering me and called me a thing I'd say my reaction was reasonable
How is asking what gender it was rude?
bc it's non of ur business
Itās just a question tho
a rude question
It didnāt have to act like we were harassing it
u wouldn't ask me if i had a penis so why ask them
Bc we wanted to know what gender it was born as
finally a reasonable person omg
how do u know i wasn't born as a boy
woah why tf is the whole ass breaking bad crew here
Idc about u plus I literally donāt even know Jack shit about you
oh god this conversation is starting again
u litro just proved my point its weird to ask someone u don't know if they have a penis or not
i just joined the server and this is happening
We didnāt ask if it had a penis we asked what itās original gender was
and it's still non of ur business
Thatās not rude
yep
It could have just said that instead of insisting we were harassing it
if they don't wanna tell you then there that
u don't have to keep asking bc it's clearing making them uncomfy
Asking a question isnāt hate speech
I literally fucking said that like 10 times are you actually that dumb
its not but it's rude and if they say it's none of ur business then it's none of ur business
Ok but it just kept saying it was hate speech
just get over it ig
you're twisting what actually happened
I would be laughing rn but it's 2:30 am
Bro all I said was āOh shit itās still hereā and it started arguing with me again
Itās the one that needs to get over it
fr but my bsf is also sleeping right next to me
bc it's weird and u don't have to be a dick
just bc urs is small
example 1
I donāt wanna go to work yāall
just get over it it's not that deep
Then donāt 
Do I get faded than a hoe before work fr
Bro I am over it I really donāt care about what it has to say tbh
Take me with you, iāll keep you company
Actually it depends on where you work
i have t be up at 9 tmr to go see my bf but i'm gonna be so tired
Then sleep 
example 2
@small needle bitch
Bro left u on read 
i'm not tired tho
hehe
You didnāt answer


Come over bae
shud i get a buzz cut my hairs rlly bugging me
No
If u want
Thatās the devil talking
Probs not
Never get a buzz cut
another one
i can always wear a wig
I donāt think it realises nobody is paying attention to it
You should get one fr and shave a part of your eyebrow š¹šŗ
š
I mean I guess
I had a buzz like a while ago
they* them*
nice
get over it they're not doing anything wrong
Itās not*
why do u have to be a dick
yk other people are generally nicer to people who don't act like that
Jesus
Iām not I just donāt think I should use someoneās preferred pronouns when they came onto me first 
Be respectful and I give respect back
i haven't seen them be disrespectful
If u scrolled up enough u would
all i've seen is you being a massive dick from the moment u got here
Yeah cos it was being a dick to me earlier
get over it
THEY
Just stop talking about that conversation
ow just got a big brain zap
can u just stop arguing
Everyone has their own opinions just talk about something else
Ello
Ello
fr apparently this happened ages ago and he's still salty
We in another argument
Waltuh put ya dick away Waltuh
hey I tried to and I can't fucking exist apparently without getting bothered
True or false u weāre trying to troll us earlier?
fr he's rlly ruining the vibes
True, I'd say it was pretty harmless though
i would even say it was borderline not trolling
U were rlly trying tho
but you exploded the moment I mentioned my pronouns
Ladies ladies settle down
Heyyyyy
We were mad at u long before u mentioned ur pronouns
hello slippy
Didnāt I just say stop
come to dms and show proof
Are we gonna have to mute some people š¤š¤
Whatās up gorilla gang??!!
fuck it anyone want into the group chat
Just scroll up 
š
yes
i'm rlly bored
Me for 1min
alright give me one second
zaza7038#0 was muted. | No reason given.
If u could have 1 dream come true that isnāt to get money what would it be
Be happy
free dxm
Put West Ham United football club into administration
or painless death/never exist
have an unlimited pass to any music concert i wanted for free
Journey of an overthinking hooper
No one likes us no one likes us

We donāt care we are Millwall

bro my hair is bugging me i'm this close to shaving it all off
Not to have ur own fan in ur room š®š
Do it tab
that would also be nice
Did the fake zaza get muted or smth?
I went full bald like a month ago
why do u keep calling me tab
I shaved my head off too
it was fun
I only called u it once
it's genuinely bugging me i'm too tismed for these shenanigans
True 
yoooo you're autistic too let's gooo
actually tabi is the first part of my full name
Bro celebrating being autistic
Hmmm
yeah and?
I get overstimulated sometimes
Why would u celebrate it
Kind of a weird thing to celebrate ngl
Nick Eh 30
what should I do about it then cry in a corner? might as well embrace it
You and what army
My bad I thought this was the gorilla chat
For the meme the dream the stream and the eh team
š
my hair is making me deeply murderous
No just weird to celebrate having a disability 
I was one of his bunnies that got overstimulated and shot him too early
Thank you
I'm celebrating finding someone with the same disability
I canāt stand him
besides who gives a shit
Man child
it's my disability so
Guys guys chill I have a serious question.
Well yeah but celebrating it is kinda weird like just acknowledge it 
ask
Autism isnāt a disability, itās another ability
Yea?
good to know
i hate the tism while it's warm everything is bugging me
If I have two characters, they share the same bank. Can I have two kotsatkas and do Cayo twice??
Yeah
it be like that sometimes, just have to live with it
Omg
Have u ever tried sitting in a cool spot
Who wants cocaine
Cool as in š„¶ not cool as inš
I thought u only delt weed
only ketamine for me thanks
Ah ok
Imma rob Rubio twice and get sooooo much
Black tar heroin?
Nukes also
like my sun cream is bugging me and my hair is too long for this type warmth

@simple iron u got any cheese
Who thinks we should do an ice breaker
Yes what kind
chapstick is the enemy
skin creams
no i love it i can't stand having dry lips
That mozzarella gabagoo
anything that doesn't absorb immediately
@slim fjord almost didn't recognize you. Nice š
Aight will be 15k
my lips are very dry unfortunately
Ok Iāll start, what was your first pets name, mine was Steve
I give you 4 deal or no deal
bone
i wouldn't be able to live without my chapstick but it keeps making my bf lips sparkly
Jaws, fish, jump out tank, died , long live jaws
Continuing the thread CouCou
My seconds was an English pit bull mixed with a boxer named eternal tormentor
it can be a cool mark tbh
what thread
Great name
Pet names ? 
Jeff
ohhhh
Craig
like celebrate the fact u don't have crusty lips no more why u whining that my chapstick is glittery
Jeff 1 Jeff 2 Jeff 3
forgive me too much arguing in one day
Bartholomew Willington
Who likes those little terrier dogs that Yap all day everyday like RARSRSSRSAA
I think maybe I'll name the next one Bob. For the legendary Cargobob
I think i recently got kissed and got chapstick on my lips, I actually thanked the person lmao
One day Iāll get a huge dog and that will be its source of food
Nice
my dog hates my bsf she can't walk into my house w out my dog barking the house down
š¤Ø
Jealous dog?
What was the right message?
Apologies Tabi
he hates everyone he tried to kill my bf like six times
Jealous for sure
fun fact I'm the God of rizz irl
i violently hate being called tabitha we don't speak of that name
Anyone got bleach I can pour into my fucking eyes
I called u tabi
Wtf is this, that's not what I pressed
I only have spoon
it's like voldemort we don't speak of the name tabitha.
Gorilla Gang!!
GORILLA Gang!!!!!
Watched all dem movies last week lol
Letās gooo!!
i cried at a harry potter thing earlier my friend was round and she was genuinely concerned
Pusy
Just need to shout out sometimes you know?
show the love āŗļø
What happened in it
i can't even remember i think it something abt dobby
As long as Iāve known you, youāve always spoken from the heart
Oh shit ye that was sad
Whatās up TGG FAM?
alright ill accept it
Yo Harry potter be harsh yo
I shed plenty a man tear for that boi.
it's 3 am time to sleep goodnight
DONT
after i watched that movie i was in mourning for a week
Who ever is calling me a clown Im not messing I will hit u one
i was in mourning like 5 stages of grief type of shit
I know u are but what am I
Yo! When f* the uncle died...
mourning mfs when evening
Siriously
Clown reactor show yourself
Siriusly
No images please
Omg I didn't want to joke. But it was sitting there
too late 
It was sad tho.
When he looks into the shard in book 7 š
I donāt have glasses
Ok come on guys no tomfoolery in general chat please. Keep it in off topic channels.
Sorry I canāt find anything about not posting gifs in #š¬āgorilla-chat 
That was shattering
i didn't cry at anyone else's death in harry potter i was sad but i didn't cry but when dobby died i genuinely in mourning
weed growers will find a strain called epic grandma farts kush deluxe and be like: this is gas
Whatās up gorilla fam
Oh shiii yeah that was so harsh!!!
When Harry was looking at snapes memories was pretty sad
"he didn't use magic" š
girlys im gonna go sleep i have t be up early in the morning
For what
Tears bro
š
Tears
For what tablet
i'm going seeing my bf at like 11 so i have to be up at 9 to walk
I hope you have fun
Big up Harry and da wizards
I will get whoever is calling me a clown banned
Wish you good weather!
right now im acc going sleep bye bye guys
what clown
Yeah I donāt see anything
Just a generic red and blue one
Stock image would get you a good reference I think
I donāt see any clown sorry 
Like what?
Are reactions inactive in this channel?
š¤”
I donāt see anything
I see some appear and it's like deleted
Youāre a clown lol ha
Double clown
Youāre*
Wait I wear a clown mask when I rob stuff
Facts
Why are you correcting grammar mistake I didnāt make
Like Joker??
With clown face paint underneath?
Then why is the message edited?
No Dallas from payday in my pfp
Not ligit then
I said laugh out loud but that sounded too formal so I changed it to lol
Proof
Supper minor

š³
How long till the next town
Flexing Gif Muscle
Lol
First time playing the Call of Booty series, though Iād start with Black Cocks

Back to the gym
I sent too many caps in my message
Rookie mistake 
Yo the main menu for Black Cocks is super cool!!
š¤£
Hi Iām new
WOW
Last 4 heist have been tequila etf
Happens to the best of us
the start of the black cocks campaign is super cool
Soap dies
@stoic swift oh yeah... Just wait til you see raccoons around here and you're too lazy to spell it out...

Just don't do it
What
I got an hour mute for being dumb
I just.. I didn't know
š¤”
Watch me
Fuck yiu
Butter ball
You
Three days tops
He spoiled cod black ops for meš
Fuck you
You deserve the death penalty

Soap is a character in dc super league of pets the game
I know that soap is a main cod character..
Which Soap?
Coronation street
Grammar eh?
ššš
Shit.
The Top G. Is here
Not this clown again
Where's Donkay? I been here too long without a Hey Chat appearance
What???
Are you dense? COD
Omg
There was a vote a few hours ago
I thought this was His channel??
Which COD series

Are you a bit, slow??
Ikr
I am but it's justified
Just a question that popped into my brain
Guys I found it!
I gotta get back to that wedding. Keep on Lovin on
So is soap a big character in black ops then yeah
Call of Booty Black Cocks is the best
LOL
ROFL
I posted the cover in #š¬āgorilla-chat and almost got muted 
KEK moment for sure
I do love it
U wanna see?
Also my potato pc can run it at a surprising 75 FPS
Bye
Ok

Haha fatass
Sorry
JO MAMA
Refrain from spamming caps please
Skill issue
ZAZA!!!
Iām playing call of booty black cocks
W game
Yes Iām trying out the call of booty series
Check ur dms
booty sent in dms
You want some?
Itās fun to see cod try to be as crazy a chaotic as battlefield
Guys TGG is Estonian right?


Itās run by the feds now 
Send me some big booty bitches
I did
š±
Me too
Hot
Send me 900000 weed seeds also
Ikr
Black ops is amazing
Not as good imo
Shit game
F u zaza
No
Black cocks > every game in existence

Real
Zaza have u ever played black cocks?
No
U should
Bro I literally slept with your mother last night
can someone help me, it wont let me equip none of my saved outfits
So did I but I didnāt feel you there
Which means either you have a tiny dick or you werenāt there
my dick is huge bro
Pics?
Lmao
Send here
sadlyš
Proof?
Dutch is 
Man chest united
Dutch is gay
š
That's kinda gay

Already have 
Embedded fale
Europa league merchant talking to me lmao
Your only trophy 
Give me Yayo for yayo
Go listen to Europa league
Your best season in the bast decade was a carabao cup and 3rd place league finish
Says a lot about your business club
Still better achievement than Liverpool lmao
Go listen to Europa league
That makes u a domestic merchantš¤£š¤£
This fraud doesnāt know where his club is next season
We own Europe, we own Premier and we own this game
Where was your club last season?
have some shame and respect your father
I need some
Can I borrow yours
Nah bro
Will give Yayo
My maidens r making supper
Have some shame
SAFās lost boot is bigger than Liverpool sadly
You didnāt even get Bellingham 
We have fsg as owners
Nobody rates your tinpot club
and we have glazers
Both incompetent yanks
have some shame
Sorry bro
Bruh
š
You spend 1.17 billion in the past decade
We are sinking in debt
6 times I have got tequila wtf
You spend double that
So idk whatās your point
What is the chance
Yeah had a one season wonder thanks to Van DICK
Ffs just stfu
Ok
Why is my guy debating on clubs 
I mean there is a 60% chance of tequila soā¦
I own a strip club 
nobody knows what we mean
Yep my bad brotha
who invited my guy š
They just be letting anybody in
sup
Bro sus
Do I just accept the tequilla
Imagine not having cmm
NOOOOO
Imagine 
Sergei died!!!!
Shit was easy
Search up rule 34
ššš
Skill issue
Im at the beginning of act 2 for doomsday cmm 2
Skill issue
Why
nvm
Whos sergei
Teammate skill issues šš
Im not searching up porn again stop trying ik ehat your doing
Just go on rule 34 at Google and hit image
Who said it was porn lmao
Bruh I'm at the prison break heist
Lol
I'm noobie
I don't belive you
š¤£
Remember last time
I completed it on hard no deaths
Last time was porn yeah but who said itās porn this time
Man I'm like level 23
I just started playing
top g is back
I'd assume it's porn
Itās not lol
Ok
Go on to Google big dawg
Ok
I ain't searching it up
