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LOL
š¤£
Anyways Iāve known the dude for a long time heās a nice kid for the most part
Drugs are horrible..
Heās just turned into kind of an ass over the past few years and made lots of mistakes
Addiction does that..
I mean he looks awful heās pale and skinny and skeletal almost. Sunken face
Like Iāve had an uncle on meth and this kid looks JUST like that
which is really awful
Just graduated high school
You end up losing sight of everything but the fix... It's really sad ngl

Idk whatās funny bruh
LOL
whatās funny
Funny lookin
mr egg is my name š
I had a realisation yesterday... It's not GTA logic... it's just R*
stop speaking crazy
Cause GTa logic is just as dumb as rdo logic.. which means it's just r* logic
I guess? Give an example of RDO logic that applies to gtaO as well
Mm. Seems I just proved you wrong
Horses that don't come when called, Npcs that do random things that make no sense like driving you off the road for no reason
horses? In gta?
Hm
Another misfire it seems
peer to peer connection and modders (for pc)
I mean.. Same as calling the kotsatka and it decides to be a personal vehicle
impulsive much eh?
Imma just mic drop it here.
oh that's an intentional thing they only hit you if you are going fast
really? r* logic ftw
my pfp looks like an egg
Still tho... if I were driving and saw a speedster I'd move out the way not move into them
that's just so dumb... Omg R*...
i mean that's not a thing in gta 4
Y'all have a good Day! enjoy the weather if it's enjoyable! I'll catch y'all l8er
Would help if u got the xbox role first tbf
yeah
?
Uā¦..have theā¦pc roleš
go to #šroles and click xbox
How about now ?
ok bro
Imagine
imagine
guys im trying to do cayo perico but theres a log on it and i need help
Hey @astral dirge, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
im playing today after a year, does anyone wanna play w me? help me make some money
i dont even know the new cayo perico updates
Hey @sudden garnet, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
Havenāt played since Christmas but basically cayo harder be better
Yo can i do the casino heist with the same approach twice in a row?
nh
not possible bruh

true dat

Is the vehicle cargo worth it ?
Hell no
Silly @bright spruce
Oh ffs why does this cunt have such a hardon for trolling
Coz hes a no life scum
No lifer bitch
How many alts does this kid make
Yeah š
Honestly he has more accounts than I have of bongs 
He's probably broken the world record for making so many accounts
And i have a fair few lmao
Frr
We could keep reporting him till he gets IP banned from discord 
Discord probably won't do anything
They will when they get sick of the reports 
Bro this chat dead as fuck
Bro Europeās been up for hours
F
Shame I ain't šššš
Is the car insurance bug fixed already?
Idk
Discord ip ban gonna be a nice joke
Its soo easy to bypass it
Vpn...



Apache came again?
I have big traps
Yes
Are you just an AI bro
-š¤
dont hurt me
Not even vpn
Just use a different device
Or sometimes even a different browser works
sassy clearly doesn't know much about ip bans
what does B2B mean
Balls to boobs

That guy
I cant choose shoud i go outside look for girlfriend or play gta online
Yeah
First option
You right
First one
Gta isn't real life.
-says the guy who spent 5k hours in it
Like 10k
Show proof
Bro my teammate is vaping while playing siege
Canāt
Well theres plenty ways to bypass it
Average r6 player
I told you to not play genshin and ghacha life
But you just don't listen
Who the hell is playing gacha life in 2023 š
He does apparently
What the fuck is gacha life
A cringe anime game
Its a cringe anime game for kids
Wsg daddy

Ask xia funeral myst and leak


Servers are down?
W name btw
btw
Too busy vaping
Ello
Theyāre making clouds āļø
Wsg
Every ting
Thanks

Lol
@fierce inlet what is your honest reaction
@signal pendant why do u never speak?
get better
My bad
the choker...
choke on my cock
not you
Thats gay
homiesexual
you wouldnt understand since you dont have any homies mathijs
If u like cock and ur a guy ur gay
Who said Iām a guy
I did
he identifies as a girl in the needed curcosnmtances
Curcosnmtances
What cock?šš
my bad
my big fat veiny ockc
And again
U aint got one
Ur mum told me
Any way to prevent aircrafts like the Avenger, Raiju, Hydra, etc. from auto stabilizing in vtol mode? It's hella annoying having to constantly tap pitch down when I'm trying to bomb ground targets
No
NOOOO
Yeah just get good

I told y'all Rockstar is a terrorist organization
Thats what you get for playing gta
I agree
Can someone help me do a quick ovjective? Itās the record a studio tour itāll be quick
I bet they launder money
Iām Xbox 1
Go to lfg
Hey @hardy vessel, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
Alright
Does anybody know why it keeps timing me out when trying to join my friends?
has anyone ever told you that you are funny
Yeah itās a skill issue
.
Yeah thats how i got ur ma into bed
im sorry to tell you but they were lying
Cap
who even are you lmao
U just need to learn how to have a sense of humour
randy ahh
your mom jokes are old and not funny anymore
Says the spedš¤£š¤£
says the autistic randy
Im not randy yet bro
Ur mum aint home yet
would you do it for cheaper?
same name, same you
I'd do it for a Dr Pepper tbh

sweet home alabama
classic pills getting kicked for a nsfw pfp
Ello
@alpine current

What are the best passive businesses
Probably fleeca job
Ah shit mb
š Iām stuck at prison break thing
Shits too boring
How much money
Boring? It has the best storyline in the game
5 million dollars per minute
And still itās super lame
Gives me ass paycheck
Imma look into it
Itās not as good as robbing stores tho
Good decision, you wonāt look back
Robbing stores > Cayo Perico
Best businesses to buy
Arena war is pretty decent for money too
Document forgery
Yea
I'll look into that
Best business my far
Only the security
Beating up stranger and taking their cash>
O yeah thatās better
Damn I wasted 1,6m or so on that one bs

How bout for acid
Acid lab bad
If he really buys the document forgery I will cry
What are good then
Acid lab not good?
Weed is good too
Of Joy of course
Nah dokument forgery>>>
I swear down I think yāall scamming me
Bro deleted it 
What
Nah we just hanging around
not u
@pastel hearth we not scamming, get document forgery and you wonāt regret it
Youāll have so much money you wonāt know how to spend it
Yeah Iāve made 2.1 billion off the document forgery
I own it i just don't know how to make it work
ššš
And Iāve only had it 2 days
You need the security upgrade
Yeah
Thatās when the money starts coming in
Say mums
On jah
Agree
Bro is literally the za
Document forgery though>>>
Iām tryna make sure all my businesses are in the city or close
I grow and sell it also 
š
Iām literally cooking meth in payday @near patrol
Is acid thing actually bad
Yeah
Yeah
Yea
The switch up is crazy
Ikr
I missclick
With upgrades itās decent
Another day in this simulation
No itās not
ā ļø
Not as good as beating up npcās and stealing their shit
He thought he was slick
@pastel hearth u heard of the luxor deluxe speed glitch?
Yes it isš¤£š¤£
Brooo
Git gud
I made over 8mill with it
Oohh
Polly actually smb
Yeah buy the yacht
I got it
The yacht is the best business ever
And Casino penthouse
Agree
So u need a yacht (more expensive=faster) to store the luxor deluxe, buy the luxor deluxe, upgrade engine to 30% and its soooo fast
Yeah I got yacht
So Iām fine
best money i ever spent
Itās some kind of bug but itās insane
Literally making 3m per min off it
Must be the motherboard
Best money I ever spend too
Get outta here
real : i dont have penthouse
Yes
See paleto bay bunker too? Unreal
Ight then bet
haha after customisation 6.7m for penthouse and 10.5m for yacht
I was gonna ask which one to buy but i buy this one because you say is best one
What I do now?
Nah but worst shit to buy is nightclub, Agency, Kosakta and arcade
What
What
What
What
Eyup lad
Smbbb

š
Whatās wrong yāall
If I get muted I love yāall
Idk
Bruh
Say the ginger anagram thatāll get u muted
Gingers have rights too
...
Missclick?
Yes
Ahh
Bro said best buisness are worst

Shut up
š¤
Since robbing stores were added
HAHAA
dude ur gonna spend 10 mins to get 5k?

Remember I would never ever mute myself, I am perfectly sane
We were joking Fun destroying sponge sucking Cayo grinder

oh
i was confused
š
Itās fine
Did u think we were serious
š
Cos we are
Yes ofc
This words changed my life
Hello.
Yes f Cayo
My pleasure boss
Yes.
I been up
Yes.
Sorry i donāt understandš
Best food in world
That's crazy.
yeah
Wrong.
No u
They stole our food.
W
u stole ours
Who?
biryani and kulfi
Biryani is Pakistani.
Indians.
jokes
Iām talking about butter chicken
Curry is Pakistani.
jokes

Stop capping.
India>Pakistan
U are
Wonāt change my mind
In what factor?
In my factor
I aināt getting involved in this race war
liars
Not everything.
What factors do you want to know
What factors are there to know?
"popular dish in Pakistan"
Who's here comparing Pak to india šš
me
Idk the general environment for example
Pak is just dead at this point look at the economy
yes
End of debate
Ok
They have the most pollution in the world š
Wha
Have you guys tried fufu
still better then you
Is it good?
Anyone prison break?
Bro .... there is nothing more to say...
you denying the past certainly won't change the future
Tried what?
Hey @winged escarp, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
Yeah nvm
Itās a type of food
What past?
You mean the food fufu?
Fufu
Yeah
In that case no
Are you a moderator?
Some African thing
fried united fucking urine
Fufu is a type of African food
Biryani originated in Pakistan.
Eat a cow
Simple fact.
This is the most mcd response i can expect
Mxd

Then get out if you tired
i can
you are in no position to make that remark, please note

We have all right to talk about food
But ur indianš
im not in that religion
So?
ā¦ā¦
there are different religions
You are in no position to claim my position.
Being Indian doesn't mean you can't eat cow
i dont give a fuck about a cow
Best food is pierogi
Many people in India do
Ah aight
oh dada, no need to project gora mindset
i dont wanna say this
That's a religion thing.
but terro-
Idk where this stereotypes came from lmao
Why the fuck are we talking about Indian stereotypes
Idk
beef
Because Indians are egotistical and want everything to be about themselves.
no
Hi
"Friendly fire will not be tolerated."
America fry everything
if you have a problem lets have it
Even bullets
tell when a Indian robbed a bank
I don't mind
OK.
who attacked us
yeah good

imagine going to school with a gun
i like to say the n word
timing.
Ye sab moh Maya hai
sahi
Ew, Anime.
Real
Do you not have Google?




by god, so true
Still better then Ukrainia

Ikr it sucks
šš“š»
And Russia too

That what my dad had to do to get to school
@hallow leaf
@topaz star so back to usual chatter, how many books have you eaten?
tf
what
When I grow up I want to be pilot

Spindia
Real
4
Though job
"i will destroy India"
Grape
You needa up yo game man
Nah m8 Iām good at flying in gta donāt worry
people in Pakistan look like gangsters
Didnāt ask
I love Pakistan I will SACRIFICE my life for Pakistan!!!!!!
I know bro Iām working on lord of rings
Woooooww grape
Okey bye bye
Yea Iām good at driving in gta, I should easily be able to beat max Verstappen 
Dafuqšš
How r u saying thatšš
Grape
š
best of luck man
Itās been removed
@glossy acorn
Opinion on šØš³?
Ty
Get fucked bruhšš¤£š
Who?
Noodle language.
Some cunt posting links
LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!
You know what we call those?
Speds
š¤”
They need to sign some checks for you
What?
Looking for someone good in Cayo to join me in Xbox next gen
š
Unpopular opinion Pasta>All American food(I know nobody asked for my opinion)
IMF declined, I heard. That's why
Hey @strong delta, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
From American food you mean pizza and burgers?
PIzZA?
Y'all lost every war against us but ok
Bro
Pizza aint American šš
Bro
Do i need to pull up numbers right now bro?
Fuck i meant American pizza
Only one.
Mb
Thatās disgusting
Me
Itās so over youāre about to be cooked by chat š
What numbers are you pulling out?
4
Pin it
No
šš
Ima kms
The numbers lacking from our "friendlier" side
Stop using code words.
Or peace in Europe
Spit it out.
Have fun
ok sure
Rockstar on a w streak recently tbh
180 cars.
What did they do
yeah that was a w tbh
@raw warren, do you put pineapple on pizza
they should've removed more
They should've removed free mode too.
Fuck no
really smart from a business perspective
Corn is good tho
At least that
Son of a batch
Tell me about the foreign investments you guys have right now
How much Sharif pleaded from France just 2 days ago
What terms IMF placed for the bail out that you guys couldn't comply with?
honestly they should make gta online a monthly subscription
You do know that everyone hate Shabaz, right?
Nah what did you just say
wait you guys don't put pineapple on pizza?
If that happens I'm coming for you
why is he the elected head?
Actually they should make it $1,000 a day.
He isn't elected.
yoo that's smart
Inflation
honestly the wipe glitches are good for the games economy
even if its a bit artificial it's new objectives
wait so he isn't elected...
that means either Sharif has absolute power or the military placed him there?
The 2nd one.
I am in the military myself.
Why does the military have so much power?
Mystery
Maybe because the Military is older than the country...
I stole a nuke from the military

We still have more than India.
Is it therefore a democracy or something else?

Military leader ki mummy ko last pm me Russian bol diya
Isaliye
in yo dreams bruh... check the news
What do you mean?
We have 165 nukes.
You know what a democracy is?
You have 159.
Yes.
I wonder why I wonder how
an actual civil conversation in this chat? impossible wtf
Is Pakistan a true democracy?
I won't say so.
No
Is Russia a true democracy
No country is
Yes.
Google the definition of democracy
Let's say practically what is possible...
Is Pakistan even a practical democracy with it's military rule?
Considering Sharif wasn't elected?
Let's talk if we should eat noodles with or without ketchup
No wtf
People put ketchup on noodles???
ur weird cow
idk do you eat it with the skin or no though
That shitās nasty
My ex used to
Good she is your ex bro
bro ketchup is the God condiment it tastes good on pizza for example
What did you just say
I mean ketchup tastes the best in water tbh
You should be locked up
On banana
Sounds interesting if you're talking about a goat or chicken
Kfc india gives you free ketchup packets with fried chicken buckets, just saying for info

don't even get me started on muffins with ketchup that shit slaps
#ad
You are disgusting
idk I eat burgers with the skin and people criticize me for it for some reason
sorry my taste palette is just more advanced than yours
||Whats long and black? The /spoiler message line||
you mean the bread?
I take back what I said actually I think muffins are better with mustard than ketchup
What the fuck
How do I join the crew
||yea, crazy right?||
Muffins with ketchup
no I mean the skin that the burger comes with
The PACKAGING???
try before you deny
Yeah what do you mean by the skin dwag
dude it's the skin wdym
foreskin?
Unknown: Someone has put a bounty on you! Watch out!
no foreskin is a pocket that you can put your coins in
wait you call that a joke?
It hurts just reading that
Whats long and black? The kfc line
Very useless pocket
stfu
and brown
Nah even my black friend has made this exact joke
Why do Mexico donāt have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run swim and jump is in the USA
Ok and? still racist
He told it to me
Lmao
Ok
šš
Are you black
He is just that fast... Can't blame him if he wins races
š
no but if you're not black then it's not your joke to make
Me and my friends that are black, let me call them the n word with soft A
So
Youa arent black
But your offended for black people
I don't have to be to point out blatant racism
you can't segregate jokes lmao
that's literal racism
And when someone who is actually black says it its still racist
You put ketchup on everything, thatās racism
If I burn someone alive theyāre technically black so does that mean I can ask them for the pass?
I'm too tired for this shit
goodbye chat
Lmao twitter users be like
Hasta la vista banana
speaking of bananas you ever try pizza with bananas
Hes realised hes not gonna win
God will smite you
they*
Yo John when we robbing the bank
Uh idk maybe next week?
This dude is a troll guys, I smelt it a few minutes back .. now confirmed āļøāļøšÆ

watermelon on pizza is pretty underrated
Yup definitely a twitter user
Yup
The fuck you mean watermelon it will loose all its water in oven and with salt
Watery pizza?
No ew
he's trolling bro š
captain obvious over here
also what do my pronouns have to do with anything
Put the watermelon on after
It would just be soggy dough
Yeah heās just a troll
strawberries on pizza though, they don't
So you're admitting to being a troll?
Just ignore it
My adjectives, namely rich, handsome and intelligent, also didn't have to do with anything
no
The only 2 fruits that can go on a pizza are tomato and pineapple
These look bad but they were amazing
@fervent ether is an it
They look like salmonella
chicken on pizza though š¤¤š¤¤
You said captain obvious over here
Ur a sped frš¤£
no I just said they
Don't forget corn
Its good
no I didn't
Nah i would eat every day of the week
Corn is a fruit?
Your pronouns are it/ itās
based
A bit of sweetness when you bite in
Nahš
you got them wrong again, they/them
captain obvious over here
also what do my pronouns have to do with anything
Exact message
yeah they're pretty good
but tbh I prefer kelp on my burgers
Yes
Just lock yourself in a prison already
Just ignore it
Grilled
Itās just a troll
Kelp is just seaweed right?
my hungry ass could never go to prison
Grilled veggies on most things are good
Walter h white thumb
Yes
Yes
you still wanna? am bored af
finally got the seahorse
triple patties on burgers are really good
Congratulations
especially when deepfried
You can't really get American style pickles here
To much
Nah
Hello.
k
I donāt like American style
Character development he said something apart from hey chat
I like polish k***a
akx777#0 was muted. | No reason given.
Our pickles are a totally different thing
@fervent ether
Anyone wanna do doomsday scenario on Series X ?
Itās a troll
why you ping me p2w nerd
akx777#0 has been warned. || creating drama and arguments (3)
Rip
they*
*it
Who is lurking š
got complaints from dms
that's not how you use * you put it after the word you're correcting
U like tomatoes?
Who was muted
joe
@raw warren, mayo on burger?
hey chat
Joe mama
Only on chicken burgers
excuse me this is leaking private info
Ik itās what u look like donāt worry
That also if it's fired chicken
I like normal mayo on chicken, but pickle mayo on every burger
eating it raw? no. otherwise yes
mayo is pretty good as a drink
@fervent ether what do you think of imagine dragon i think they are pretty mid
I have like 5 types of Mayo in fridge
Respect
Its confusing which one i should eat
idk, i prefer steve jobs
Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face
ligma balls
Eat all ez.
Real
you mean drink?
what
Absolutely 0 set up at all
who is that
Eat a lot of fries
why would I tell
U drink mayo?
what do you mean?
you don't?????
You said ligma balls 0 set up to the joke
@raw warren much mayo=much dip for fries
no i didn't
I meanā¦ā¦. do u drink it like water?
yeah????? do you not?????????
and what happened
At least say i got a really bad case of ligma
Indeed i get them all with fired food
Mayo is good but your a monster if you consume it on it's own š
whos steve jobs
Shis fire
Nah u donāt drink it like water though
bro you're just wrong
he did also
Eat a jalapeƱo with mayo
Who
