💬┃gorilla-chat

[sharp field]

pigeon are you a furry

[timber lava]

but I mean I can’t pass this up

[long cobalt]

Word?

[near patrol]

It sucks tryna find the right one

[timber lava]

so I’m like okay okay how old are you

[untold harness]

No

[sharp field]

wanna become one?

[timber lava]

this bitch says “twelve thirty one”

wtf does that mean

[untold harness]

No

[sharp field]

why

we’re recruiting

[ivory copper]

You can

[untold harness]

If it's too crinkly it a nope

[near patrol]

Agreed

[untold harness]

If it makes sound nope

[timber lava]

and she says she’s 1231 years old and I’m like “give me a twirl” basically and she’s wearing like the ugliest clothes and ugliest underwear ever

[simple iron]

Fucking cloaker

[tawny galleon]

1231

[timber lava]

and I’m like man ummm not letting you suck me off leave me alone

[mellow cipher]

@timber lava blud go take your pills

[timber lava]

she walks away SCREAMING like I just shat in her cereal

[ivory copper]

good

[timber lava]

probably on meth or something

[simple iron]

[sharp field]

you can see when i turn off recoil

[timber lava]

she looked terrible

and saying her age is 1231 ain’t a good sign

like bro is she 12? 31? 21?

idfk

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-my-beloved-jimmy-pd2-payday2-video-game-meme-gif-23223398

[timber lava]

personally I think had I let her into my vehicle I would have contracted a disease

from her mere touch

[sharp field]

somebody lock this guy up please

[timber lava]

she probably had like the Flood infection from halo dude

[sharp field]

who is Nox

wtf

[timber lava]

I’m blanking on video game plagues

help me out

[copper sinew]

Who me?

[timber lava]

anyways that was my afternoon

[mellow cipher]

Nox on your mom’s ass

[timber lava]

what?

[mellow cipher]

Shut up duck you were going on a drunken rant earlier

[timber lava]

when

[mellow cipher]

Bro scroll up

[timber lava]

just now?

[mellow cipher]

You need to take your pills

[timber lava]

That’s me talking about my day

[sharp field]

@mellow cipher did you see that video?

[timber lava]

I’ve taken my pills

[mellow cipher]

Lmao who tf are you dumb bitch

[timber lava]

pretty good if rank you gold 3

I would*

[mellow cipher]

Lil bro starting shit for no reason 😭😭😭

Good

Put your tears in a glass for me

[timber lava]

WHAT

[sharp field]

i’m D1 lil bro

[timber lava]

bro tryna slurp that shit

[mellow cipher]

No

[sharp field]

shut up

[timber lava]

nah I’ll be proud of you when you get there

[mellow cipher]

You asked me you ass

[sharp field]

not you goofy

@karmic pebble

goofy!!!

[mellow cipher]

Bro pinged me 😭

Oh mah gahd

[timber lava]

added like emerald now right? Some new ranks? And all ranks go to 5 now instead of 3 or less when you hit gold?

But apparently it’s also easier to rank up now it’s more fair so idk

[mellow cipher]

@timber lava have you finished kotet?

[timber lava]

Are you ranked yet

[timber lava]

I did chapter 1 and haven’t gone back

[mellow cipher]

[timber lava]

I’ve been playing halo infinite campaign never played it. I will eventually do kotet I swear

[deft kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/368160525139312641/1107994509037555742/C5C6E117-24E7-4F26-81FA-C1BE5AF6D137.png

[timber lava]

I probably been kicked from The eternal order for inactivity at this point but that’s okay im gonna take huge break anyways

swtor burnout crazy

[mellow cipher]

They sound like a conquest guild

[sharp field]

yo chat is this real?

[timber lava]

Theyre the biggest guild in the game

they do little bit of everything

[mellow cipher]

in the server*

[timber lava]

They kick for inactivity because people constantly want in

well sure I guess

[simple iron]

Hmmmm

[timber lava]

2 weeks

yes

[mellow cipher]

@timber lava btw what class were you again? Trooper?

[timber lava]

Jedi knight sentinel

[mellow cipher]

Aight

[timber lava]

Yeah I know. I was doing it but If I’m taking a big break from swtor anyway then what’s the point

thanks lol

[mellow cipher]

I heard jedi knight has the best republic class storyline

[simple iron]

Imagine playing fortnite

[sharp field]

hey chat

oh not this guy

[simple iron]

And?

[mellow cipher]

Sry hookah pipe but fortnite is poopy

[sharp field]

dutch

i’m blocking you

i meant dutch

and firefly

and zaza

[simple iron]

No my mom said I’m handsome

Liar

[sharp field]

i don’t like them

[mellow cipher]

@sharp field puss in boots >>> donkay

[sharp field]

too bad donkay ain’t a movie

[mellow cipher]

Ya thats how bad donkay is

He dont got a movie

[simple iron]

Already did her

[lofty peak]

#🚘┃car-of-the-week

[simple iron]

What

[timber lava]

@lavish flame hesitantly excited yes

[untold harness]

Cheeseburger

[sharp field]

hey chat

[untold harness]

Hello

[lofty peak]

ayo

[sharp field]

no not you

[untold harness]

Oh oki

[lofty peak]

oki

cute

[slim fjord]

Chat dead as shit

[untold harness]

It died as soon as I left

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/dace-gif-25608746

[slim fjord]

Me too

[copper sinew]

It's cause Chad left

[lofty peak]

boohoo

ok who rigged the pancake bot im gonna lose my sht

[weary arrow]

any of y’all had Jamaican patty’s before

[near patrol]

Nope

[slim fjord]

Not that I rember

[weary arrow]

they are good

[copper sinew]

Good stuff that

[weary arrow]

did y’all hear about the submarines controller dying

[slim fjord]

Yea honestly major skill issue

[weary arrow]

FR bro

[slim fjord]

Like just don’t get lost underwater

Simple

[weary arrow]

ikr

[simple iron]

The people in the sub died

[slim fjord]

[weary arrow]

i know

[near patrol]

They ded?

Damn

[weary arrow]

yeah

[copper sinew]

I died a little...

[weary arrow]

they dead

[simple iron]

Couldn’t they gone to the surface?

[slim fjord]

Ikr

[copper sinew]

Pressure can kill them

[weary arrow]

they imploded

[slim fjord]

But just take the sub up to the surface

[sharp field]

hey chat

[weary arrow]

did y’all know diarrhea is hereditary

it runs in the genes

[simple iron]

🤯

[copper sinew]

Hi Donkay

[slim fjord]

🤤

[weary arrow]

new phone, who dat

[copper sinew]

😭 true story

[copper sinew]

Gawd

[slim fjord]

My jeans are full of diarrhoea it’s true

[near patrol]

We don't wanna know

[weary arrow]

bro is that mr white but built like the dad from cloudy with a chance of meatballs

[slim fjord]

Yes

Yes it is

Sexy isn’t it?

[weary arrow]

should’ve played with the eyes a bit more 😂

[slim fjord]

Nah the eyes r perfect

[weary arrow]

they buy hacks

ez

idk

[copper sinew]

They use auto aim too

[slim fjord]

Yea just get a free hacked client

[weary arrow]

they be sweatin and not touching grass

i’m only good when i’m in bot lobby’s

[slim fjord]

Auto clicker

[weary arrow]

i run build mode

it’s more fun

[copper sinew]

You can set your build hotkeys.. it's like ramp floor wall repeat.

[slim fjord]

Auto clicker

[weary arrow]

how autoclicker

that’s more for minecraft

[slim fjord]

Download auto clicker

[copper sinew]

It's the Ramp, Floor, Wall method.. they go into build and just spam those buttons almost.. Someone tried to teach me but I guess I'm like you there, I prefer zero build and stand in awe at speed builders.

[wind raptor]

I randomly found this friedmind supercar and got it for free

Looks hard asf ngl

[slim fjord]

Sell it

[wind raptor]

Good idea. imma check how much it goes for

[neon acorn]

yo guys if u join this discord ill cashapp/paypal u $5-20 u gotta stay for an hour dm if interested

[slim fjord]

[blazing spindle]

Where do I buy motorcycle gear?

[slim fjord]

I ain’t fallin for that

[neon acorn]

dawg

what are u on about

[tawny galleon]

@near patrol 💀😭

[slim fjord]

[wind raptor]

The car sells for 29k

[slim fjord]

Damn

[neon acorn]

u eat cheeks

[copper sinew]

Mask shop has biker mask?

[tawny galleon]

Iirc u can buy it at any clothing store

[slim fjord]

Thought it sold for like 1.2 million

[tawny galleon]

Shut up u sped clown

[blazing spindle]

Trying to look for it, but all I can find is leather pants and the helmets

[wind raptor]

Its like selling shit at a pawn shop

[tawny galleon]

Hmm

[wind raptor]

Well imma keep the car, its pretty fast

[copper sinew]

Denim jackets I think?

[upper fractal]

DAYY$#1887 was banned. | self promo is against ToS

[near patrol]

[tawny galleon]

Hahaha

[tawny galleon]

Virtue?
Its shit

Sell that bitch

[lament chasm]

we need to go the rockstars twitter and start spamming cockstar in the replies

[near patrol]

Idiots

[blazing spindle]

Ill check it out

[near patrol]

Imagine getting banned

[tawny galleon]

😐😐

[blazing spindle]

The taycan based model is pretty cool.

[wind raptor]

Ay ill take it if its free gang

[near patrol]

Oh wait u did? I forgot

[tawny galleon]

It aint worth it
An old ass elegy is faster bruh

[weary arrow]

omg

[copper sinew]

It's like I've been watching survivor . People getting voted off the island all day.

[weary arrow]

man that virtue is good if your a low level and do them missions

[wind raptor]

It is?

[tawny galleon]

Yeah

[slim fjord]

I haven’t used the virtue once

[weary arrow]

i do on my old gen

[copper sinew]

Very nice low level super car.. agreed.
But once you get cash in, easily replaceable..

[weary arrow]

nah

i haven’t touched it

[wind raptor]

Eh ill keep it for now. I prolly wont use it much since i alr have a deluxo. Ill sell it once i start running outta storage

[weary arrow]

ewww deluxo

[wind raptor]

I just be having fun on the deluxo

Doing flips n shit

[weary arrow]

i won’t even buy a deluxo on my low level old gen

[slim fjord]

If u wanna have fun get the oppressor mk1

[wind raptor]

It is pretty slow tho

[weary arrow]

it’s 8 mill

[copper sinew]

💯%

[slim fjord]

Not the mk1

[weary arrow]

ohh yeha you right

[slim fjord]

The mk2 is shit

[weary arrow]

i thought you said the mk2

[wind raptor]

I already have it on my ps4 account so i just decided to buy the deluxo

[weary arrow]

i have 3 on new gen 😂

[copper sinew]

Mk1 Regens boost by touching ground for even a second... It's way faster than mk2 if you know how to handle it.

[slim fjord]

I’ve only got one and it’s overpowered

[wind raptor]

Oh wait the mk1?

[weary arrow]

back when they were good i bought 3 for different garages

[wind raptor]

I thought u said the mk2

[slim fjord]

Yea the mk1 is a W vehicle

[wind raptor]

I'll check it out

[weary arrow]

wtf is minecraft legends

[slim fjord]

Idk

[weary arrow]

it pops up on my xbox all the time but i just look and say fuck you

[wind raptor]

Idk i dont play minecraft anymore

[slim fjord]

Minecraft is boring as shit rn

[regal geyser]

Is the Davis arcade worth it

[weary arrow]

what’s the other minecraft

[simple iron]

Minecraft

[copper sinew]

Is it the Diablo looking one? With the top view and dungeons?

[wind raptor]

Minecraft was fun in 2015-2017

[slim fjord]

Tru

[weary arrow]

the other one, not the normal minecraft or the minecraft story mode

[slim fjord]

Minecraft dungeons?

[weary arrow]

yeah

nah

good job 🤓

[copper sinew]

The new diablo right?

[weary arrow]

is it free or did you pay full price

🤮

[copper sinew]

It's dutch.. probably used gold bars actually.

[slim fjord]

[simple iron]

Bro they are worth 300$

[weary arrow]

he used the tahiti fund

[slim fjord]

I won one of those fake gold bars when I was a kid and thought it was real for like 6 years

[simple iron]

[copper sinew]

🤣

[simple iron]

My grandpa collects gold

[slim fjord]

It was when the gold paint came off I found out

[copper sinew]

Better than believing a 79 yo is 39 I suppose.

[weary arrow]

sounds about right 😂

[slim fjord]

Haven’t seen it in like 5 years

[weary arrow]

what was it

[slim fjord]

Fake gold bar

[simple iron]

Should have sold it for a high price

[weary arrow]

what was it made of

[slim fjord]

Plastic

[weary arrow]

😂😂😂

[slim fjord]

[weary arrow]

🥶

[copper sinew]

Sounds like you found a movie prop or something 😅

[simple iron]

Laundering cash is ez

[weary arrow]

yeah

[copper sinew]

Yeah, use a dryer like in GTA, right?

[simple iron]

Fr

[weary arrow]

exactly

[copper sinew]

It's honestly easier now that it's made of plastic..

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-staring-cat-gif-20275090

[slim fjord]

Me when the

[weary arrow]

bro is interested

[copper sinew]

Wait. Is that just Canada?

[simple iron]

@empty prism speak

[weary arrow]

@regal geyser no

[regal geyser]

Guys I need 70k more for 2.2mil to buy the submarine what’s the easiest way to get 70k

[weary arrow]

go away

[simple iron]

Meth

[regal geyser]

Que?

[weary arrow]

delete gta

[simple iron]

Go to the strip club

[regal geyser]

If you don’t have anything useful to say don’t talk to me pls

[near patrol]

Freemode jobs

[slim fjord]

The strip club should be a business

[simple iron]

Agree

[weary arrow]

it is

[regal geyser]

Okay thank you

[lavish flame]

It’s over guys

[weary arrow]

in #💰lester

[lavish flame]

Gta6 to release next or 3-5 years from now

[simple iron]

I’m gonna buy one irl

[slim fjord]

Like the best business in gta

[copper sinew]

Now that's DLC

[slim fjord]

Make it better than cayo

[regal geyser]

Where did you see that😭

[copper sinew]

New passive business

[slim fjord]

Make it give 3 million in like 10 minutes

[shadow iris]

strip club bu

[weary arrow]

no

[simple iron]

Boobs 🤤

[slim fjord]

Perfectly balanced

[near patrol]

Do a vip job such as headhunter then a client job from the terrobyte if u have it. Mc challenge or job as well

[copper sinew]

Two security contracts would do it too

[regal geyser]

I don’t have terrobyte I’m saving up to buy a submarine so I can grind out cayo and then buy other stuff

[near patrol]

@simple iron I will smack u

[regal geyser]

Thanks a lot to everyone who helped tho

[simple iron]

Nuh uh

[weary arrow]

your welcome ❤️

[simple iron]

I didn’t even do anything

[near patrol]

Keep doing headhunter and sightseer

[near patrol]

I just wanna smack u

[simple iron]

🤨

[near patrol]

[weary arrow]

he wants yo 💨

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/smack-you-ill-will-smith-gif-25237894

[near patrol]

[weary arrow]

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-penguins-penguin-love-penguin-hug-slapping-gif-24271495

[slim fjord]

Me when I see a small child in public

[flat oracle]

I just completed the union depository contract in 19 mins and 8 secs all the set ups and the heist solo easy $300k

[near patrol]

Me to u ^

[near patrol]

Nice

[simple iron]

Toxic

Demote

[shadow iris]

make 20 additional mc business and 4 more businesses like the nightclub and then 1 business that rules over all of it.
just to make more money and keep the game relatively simple

[near patrol]

Nuh uh

[simple iron]

I will take your meth 🙂

[near patrol]

I will take ur weed

[slim fjord]

Who wants my fat?

[simple iron]

[near patrol]

Not me

[lavish flame]

Trust me and myself and I

[copper sinew]

20+ raiding opportunities and more than 20 raids back to back possibly..? No thanks

[lavish flame]

I, me, and myself. These are 3 sources

WhT more do people want? What’s better than 3 source ?

[simple iron]

L sources

[lucid wind]

E

[simple iron]

Bing is better

[lavish flame]

the only@thing better than 3 sources is 4

[simple iron]

[shadow iris]

im joking. but the extra raids would make gameplay annoying asffff

[near patrol]

Me, myself, I and the person who wrote this msg

[copper sinew]

Impossible more like

[near patrol]

4 sources

[lavish flame]

Gta6 is releasing in now and the future

Happening yet

[lavish flame]

misplacement not misspelling

[simple iron]

I’ll be married by the time it comes out

[slim fjord]

Damn it’s never coming out then

[simple iron]

[zealous walrus]

can one of yall help with a question i have in my math hw?

[simple iron]

Hell nah math is ass

[zealous walrus]

ik but i gotta do it

[slim fjord]

Fuck math

[simple iron]

Tell me the reason why we all have to do homework

[copper sinew]

It's not helpful if we do it for you

[gentle oasis]

Can you not

You haven’t payed for shit

Fucking Herzegovinian

[slim fjord]

[copper sinew]

[slim fjord]

[simple iron]

Bro is trying to get muted

[slim fjord]

[lavish flame]

What’s the diff between a monkey and a big chonky fat ass obese skin-walking Gorilla?

[slim fjord]

What

[lavish flame]

They’re both the same thing ye?

Monkeys are skinnier so

Gorilla are fat asses yeah(

Is that the only diff

[slim fjord]

Maybe

[sharp field]

hey chat

[simple iron]

Shush

[slim fjord]

Open down

Donkay just open the fuck down

[shadow iris]

the only math im capable of doing is calculating when cayo is off of cooldown and how long i have to activate hard mode

[nocturne coyote]

Hi donkay

[slim fjord]

I’m very good at meth

1 +9 = 3928282829282725577585902.2901

[simple iron]

Meth

[shadow iris]

close

[slim fjord]

Ik I’m right

Can’t convince me otherwise

[shadow iris]

what is the fastest tuners vehicle

[simple iron]

5

[shadow iris]

rockstar removed that car

[slim fjord]

Idk

[simple iron]

They probably removed it

[shadow iris]

rockstar removes the vehicle 5

[sharp field]

hey chat

[simple iron]

Mute for spam

[shadow iris]

if you think about it, “5” kinda looks like a robot ballsack from side POV

[slim fjord]

Secret I’ll tell u

[shadow iris]

who else sees it?

[shadow iris]

tell now fatmcswuizzy

[slim fjord]

69 looks like a s*x penis position

[shadow iris]

wow really

i dont believe u

[slim fjord]

It’s truuue!!!!!!!!111

[shadow iris]

not real!!!111!

not real. dont believe.

[nocturne coyote]

hi chat hi chat hi chat

[slim fjord]

Don’t encourage him

[shadow iris]

Haha! It sort of does look like a whimsical seggs position!

i have a sexret @slim fjord

[slim fjord]

Quite so

Yea

[shadow iris]

(the typo actually fits context)

[slim fjord]

[lavish flame]

Because it is

No

[shadow iris]

the gruppe seggs actually means “group secks”!

[lavish flame]

Stop

@shadow iris

You’re not funny

Stop that

Let’s not

[slim fjord]

😱😱😱😱

[shadow iris]

and who the fuck are you

[lavish flame]

I’m zaddy

[shadow iris]

😱😱😱😱

[potent owl]

[shadow iris]

no one asked

[potent owl]

I did

[lavish flame]

you asked me top G

[shadow iris]

proof

[lavish flame]

Anybody know Tate’s theme song

[slim fjord]

Yes

[potent owl]

Cringe

[lavish flame]

Bottom G ^

[shadow iris]

[slim fjord]

Andrew Tate is overrated

[shadow iris]

nah not the same grade schooler saying im unfunny also asking for tate theme song

[slim fjord]

Blame TGG

It’s his fault we’re here

[gentle oasis]

He don’t love you

@deft kindle does

Glazing

[slim fjord]

Holy shit this that is more dead than my ancestors

[small needle]

guys what happened

[slim fjord]

🗿

[blazing spindle]

How do I start, "Juding the fury"

[slim fjord]

#🚔┃gta-discussion

[sharp field]

hey chat

ima get a platinum on siege

[slim fjord]

Wtf

[upper fractal]

Apache VS Titan sub#7468 was banned. | No reason given.

[sharp field]

bruh

[empty prism]

[sharp field]

who even is apache

[sharp field]

yes a ducking random lmoa

lmao

[small needle]

We should let him do what he wants fr

[cunning void]

fucking apache

[slim fjord]

Wtf even was his plan there

[sharp field]

who is he

[slim fjord]

[covert rapids]

Hello

[lofty peak]

ayo

I have a report to make

[covert rapids]

Hello

[lofty peak]

I have reasonable suspision that Donkay rigged the pancake bot and gave himself 1 billion pancakes in order to be the pancake god

i demand a revolution

[shadow iris]

lets go im only 10 mill away from evening out my income with my expenses

[simple iron]

@sharp field is this true

[shadow iris]

no more fake money 😀

[simple iron]

🤨

What did it say

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/the-revolution-has-begun-area51-ready-to-attack-gif-15323378

[lavish flame]

Anybody have the top G top theme music

It’s like Oh Baby Oh Baby

Or smth like that

[shadow iris]

i love that rock guy

[lofty peak]

hes the best

[slim fjord]

Why do u care so much about the Andrew Tate theme

[lavish flame]

Can we all laugh at Zo Finished Porn

[lofty peak]

"April - playing roblox"

[lavish flame]

[lofty peak]

oh, we're gonna judge

[shadow iris]

leave corny ass kid

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-look-gif-21665194

[shadow iris]

2nd best rock

[lavish flame]

Anybody here loves and follows the hustle gang (top G band)

[shadow iris]

omg lol

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-22026928

[lofty peak]

progressive rock

[slim fjord]

[shadow iris]

cock and roll

[simple iron]

🤨

[shadow iris]

gay

[slim fjord]

I love cock and roll

[simple iron]

tf

[lofty peak]

look at the admins and mods playing every single game except for gta

😂

[slim fjord]

[simple iron]

Admin only plays Roblox

[slim fjord]

I mean April is always playing Roblox

[shadow iris]

lmfao

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/free-robux-roblox-roblox-meme-roblox-memes-roblos-gif-24301180

[shadow iris]

i played jailbreak before gta

[slim fjord]

Legit every time I check it’s like “playing Roblox for 7 hours”

[lofty peak]

bruh is playing MINECRAFT

on XBOX

[simple iron]

Don’t type Roblox twerk in gifs

[lofty peak]

for 5 HOURS

[slim fjord]

It’s cos I haven’t closed the game

My Xbox is like that

[lofty peak]

do you guys believe his excuses

honestly

[shadow iris]

whats ur guys favorite cock color?

[simple iron]

No 🤣

[simple iron]

wtf

[shadow iris]

oh shit wrong server 😱

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796024453946802216/1022199296248000533/fly-4.gif

[slim fjord]

Bro do u actually think I could find something to do in minecraft for 5 fucking hours

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/andycringe-alex-jones-minecraft-gaming-gif-16682554

[simple iron]

Minecraft sex mod

[shadow iris]

make an underground pumpkin farm

[slim fjord]

Fair enough

[slim fjord]

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/when-your-minecraft-girlfriend-respawns-in-your-friends-house-mad-rage-gif-17792843

[simple iron]

[slim fjord]

Legit played for 10 minutes got bored and went on YouTube but minecraft stays open in the background unless you actively close it

[simple iron]

There was this Minecraft world where you could get all the achievements

[sharp field]

no

[lofty peak]

bruh

[sharp field]

i earned it

[lofty peak]

were starting a revolution

against you and your pancake dictatorship

[simple iron]

Proof

[slim fjord]

Plus it’s probably worth mentioning Im not a discord admin

[lofty peak]

me and the boys here

[sharp field]

look

#🕹┃dank-miner

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-25819088

[sharp field]

i’ll bj it

[slim fjord]

🤨

[shadow iris]

how many hrs u guys have in the last 2 weeks on gta

[simple iron]

[simple iron]

I don’t have the game installed

[shadow iris]

no way

[slim fjord]

Like 5 minutes

[shadow iris]

i have like 46 hr

[slim fjord]

I legit only play when my friend gets on

[simple iron]

I don’t even play

[slim fjord]

Don’t blame you tbh

[shadow iris]

99% of the time its cayo and the the other 1% is contract/mc sells/vehicles/cargo/casino wheel/casino heist

[slim fjord]

True

[simple iron]

Ill probably only play if they add a new heist

[shadow iris]

i usually dont spin the wheel because it takes to much time out of my cayos

[slim fjord]

This update was fucking ass

[simple iron]

Ffs

[shadow iris]

i dont do anything until my cayo is done its like a religion

i dont know if anyone else plays like this

[slim fjord]

Spin it when ur on cool-down

[shadow iris]

doing contract

tbh i just forget every fucking time

[slim fjord]

Spin it when ur on cooldown for that

[shadow iris]

union depository

[slim fjord]

[lofty peak]

are we just gonna let donkay off the hook with his pancake dictatorship

[shadow iris]

casino heist

then mc sells

[lofty peak]

the people are too lazy to revolt

[slim fjord]

Yes

[shadow iris]

and payphone hits in between

[cunning void]

always

[shadow iris]

but thats how i got lik 21 mill legit since not too long ago

[slim fjord]

Why u on discord u need to be grinding rn

[shadow iris]

im pooping

[slim fjord]

[shadow iris]

jk

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/why-just-why-but-why-monkey-gif-14872882

[shadow iris]

im on cayo cooldown tho

[slim fjord]

You’ve been pooping for like 2 hours

Then do contract

[simple iron]

Move your setup to the toilet

[shadow iris]

you giys have a fair point

[shadow iris]

gonna be shittin as i grab johnny guns soon

sometimes i hold my shit until im down with cayo (im lying)

[slim fjord]

Generic ahh name “Johnny Guns”

[simple iron]

Who doesn’t love guns

[snow plank]

Hi guys

[shadow iris]

no but i did hold my shit and almost shit myself trying to start cayo in hard mode

that isnt a joke

[slim fjord]

I did that when it was panther statue

[shadow iris]

😂

is that how u get panther idek

when theres event

[simple iron]

I think I still have panther last time it was out I never did the heist

[slim fjord]

It shows up at Black Friday

[slim fjord]

[shadow iris]

i have diamonds in the casino heist

but they arent legit so im restarting my whole heist :)

im done fucking cheating

[slim fjord]

🤨

Don’t cheat that’s illegal

[simple iron]

I cheat slot machines irl

[shadow iris]

how

[slim fjord]

R* spinning on ur account

[sharp field]

hey chat

[simple iron]

A device

[shadow iris]

how dm

if u cant say here

if its free money i need to know

[slim fjord]

I don’t glitch I don’t want my character wiped

[simple iron]

I’m in the payday gang can’t share our secrets

[shadow iris]

if i get my character wiped ill just ask the people i taught cayo to to run one for me

[shadow iris]

payday gang??

[slim fjord]

Have u been wiped before?

[shadow iris]

no

[simple iron]

It’s a game

[shadow iris]

my expenses used to be 30 mill more than my income

but now its 10 mill cuz i did a little grinding

[lavish flame]

Looking for the Bottom Gs

[slim fjord]

My friend got wiped for glitching and he raged so hard he threw up on his controller

[lavish flame]

Almost as rich as Top Slop G

[shadow iris]

😂

[lavish flame]

IIRC that’s around what top G has

[shadow iris]

id honestly find it fun to start over

i think it wouldnt be that hard

[simple iron]

The masks in my pfp is what the gang wears

[slim fjord]

True once u start cayo the game gets boring

[shadow iris]

but my yacht and my gold plane would be a bitch to get back

[lavish flame]

If top G Tate can start from scratch; so can he

[simple iron]

Top g 🤓🤓

[slim fjord]

Holy shit Timmy enough about Andrew Tate

🤓

[lavish flame]

Just top G things ✨

[shadow iris]

kosatka -> sparrow -> coke -> sparrow and coke upgrades -> oppressor -> everything else in the game -> nightclub & arcade magic computer

[lavish flame]

I’m not Timmy big dawg

I’m him.

[slim fjord]

Ur 12 years old

[lavish flame]

Lies or lies?

[shadow iris]

i dont know if that kid is trolling

[slim fjord]

“tOp G”

-🤓

[lavish flame]

Y’all want bottom G no way

[simple iron]

How old are you bro

[shadow iris]

that was the same kid who said i wasnt funny

[slim fjord]

Bet u look like the 🤓 emoji

[shadow iris]

[shadow iris]

he wishes

[lavish flame]

Anybody ever tried impersonating top G?

gets you a long way in life!@

[shadow iris]

@sharp field can u mute him

i think this is a valid request

[slim fjord]

I don’t think prison is a long way just sayin

[simple iron]

Nerd guy pulls more bitches than the tate fan

[slim fjord]

Tru

[lavish flame]

Top G is getting owned

[shadow iris]

i think he is actually 10 tho

[lavish flame]

I’m turning to Bottom G today

[shadow iris]

@lavish flame bow old are u

[slim fjord]

11

[simple iron]

Bow

[lavish flame]

What’s your age big dawg

Don’t try to square up wit me

[shadow iris]

[woven heart]

lmao

[shadow iris]

16

[simple iron]

We asked first

[slim fjord]

@lavish flame tell me is ur dick hairy yet?

[simple iron]

[lavish flame]

Big dawg think he bigger dawg than me

[simple iron]

tf

[shadow iris]

😭

[woven heart]

[lavish flame]

that don’t tell you of puberty tho

[simple iron]

How old are you

[slim fjord]

Cos I guarantee u haven’t started puberty

[lavish flame]

Just gotta shave and then you got no hairy

You haven’t

Lmao

Spelling mistake

[shadow iris]

u dont know how to shave young lad

[simple iron]

bro answer

[slim fjord]

Autocorrect 🤓

[shadow iris]

if this guy knows how to shave then so does my baby cousin

[slim fjord]

Bro has never shaved

😳

[shadow iris]

fr 😭

[simple iron]

what the fuck

[lavish flame]

Bottom G that’s not appropriate behavior

I’ll be calling Tate soon.

[simple iron]

You are 14

[slim fjord]

@sharp field this guy needs to be muted

[woven heart]

😂

[simple iron]

Mute

[slim fjord]

U wish

[lavish flame]

Expect Tate to make an appearance at your door. Here we go

[shadow iris]

ticket channel where

ticket chanel when

ticket chanel… how

[simple iron]

How old are you

[woven heart]

wtf have i walked into

[simple iron]

[slim fjord]

Bro thinks he tough shit acting like he knows Andrew fucking Tate

[slim fjord]

*you’re

[uncut nymph]

bros brainwashed

[slim fjord]

Nah he’s just 12

[shadow iris]

hes gotta br trolling

[lavish flame]

Just called the Romanian police

[woven heart]

Im dying

[simple iron]

Bro is ignoring the question

[slim fjord]

Proof?

[shadow iris]

the same department that arrested tate

[woven heart]

[slim fjord]

Also I’m not fucking Romanian so idc

[shadow iris]

@lavish flame do u know where romania is

[lavish flame]

Tate got em little rats

In Asia.

Tate is from Indonesia I think

[woven heart]

LMAO

[simple iron]

Tate is goofy

Dumbass

[slim fjord]

😂😂😂

Nahhhh

[simple iron]

definitely a kid

[shadow iris]

im no harvard student, but i dont think that this user actually knows andrew tate.

[lavish flame]

He changed his identity that’s why

[woven heart]

Have you looked at a map?

[lavish flame]

He’s now a south Indonesian woman

[slim fjord]

Bro calls himself a Top G supporter and doesn’t even know where Romania is

[lavish flame]

Is it not in China?

[slim fjord]

[lavish flame]

South of Xiu-Hang?

[shadow iris]

hes trolling

[woven heart]

has to be

[slim fjord]

Yea he’s trolling just ignore him

[shadow iris]

i hope he isnt tho tbh

[simple iron]

Let’s block him

[woven heart]

no one is actually this stupid

[slim fjord]

Nobody is that brain dead stupid

[acoustic barn]

You'd be surprised

[shadow iris]

no way that someone is that atupid

wow we all said the same thing at the samr time

[woven heart]

but this stupid?

[simple iron]

Tgg is

[shadow iris]

how

[slim fjord]

[acoustic barn]

I've seen worse

[woven heart]

How tf

[shadow iris]

u not like tgg @simple iron

[slim fjord]

Yea just

[woven heart]

did someone think mars was in The usa?

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-better-gif-26268581

[slim fjord]

[simple iron]

[woven heart]

or the mariana trench was a mountain in sweden?

[shadow iris]

?

[simple iron]

I’m gonna build a nuclear reactor

[slim fjord]

Have fun

[shadow iris]

no it is

[woven heart]

fr

[shadow iris]

just go to florida and take a left

[acoustic barn]

Nah but I got into an argument with a guy who believed that the Netherlands was near Scotland

It infact is not

[slim fjord]

Guys Africa is in Wales right?

[woven heart]

[simple iron]

[woven heart]

yeah i belive its a small town

[slim fjord]

Ok thx just making sure

[simple iron]

Let’s go to Africa I want a pet lion

[shadow iris]

i thoght wales was in the ocean

like next to jar jar binks home city

[woven heart]

im gonna go to australia so i can visit pluto

[slim fjord]

Bruh u don’t get lions in Africa that’s Europe. U get penguins in Africa

[woven heart]

[simple iron]

I’m gonna go to Paris that’s in Florida

[woven heart]

i've heard new york city has a great view of the sahara desert

[slim fjord]

U have hardly any garages

[simple iron]

Bro plays gta

[shadow iris]

when thinking of jar jar binks, who else gets so horny

[slim fjord]

Don’t u mean Antarctica?

[slim fjord]

[woven heart]

the place where the pyramid of giza is?

[slim fjord]

Yea

Antarctica

[woven heart]

ohhh yeah

mistake

[simple iron]

True I met her last night

[slim fjord]

[sharp field]

who

[shadow iris]

hes gone now great response time

[slim fjord]

The dude who was going on about Andrew Tate

He shut up now

He was a troll

[shadow iris]

but thanks anyway, donkay

[sharp field]

my phone is on dnd

[slim fjord]

[lavish flame]

they changed usernames

[shadow iris]

who wants to smash

[woven heart]

i want to go to the orion nebula i belive its in jupiter

[slim fjord]

🤨

[shadow iris]

(play smash bros)

[slim fjord]

U mean the game right

[simple iron]

Anyone want my 50cal sniper

[shadow iris]

who wants to smash (smash bros)

[woven heart]

oh wait

[sharp field]

you mean @lavish flame ?

[slim fjord]

Yea

Him

[shadow iris]

yeah

[slim fjord]

He was a troll tho

[woven heart]

wait i dont want to go inside jupiter

[shadow iris]

he thinks he is…

[sharp field]

what’d he do

[simple iron]

🤨

[slim fjord]

He wouldn’t shut up about Andrew Tate

[simple iron]

[round zenith]

SIUUU

[slim fjord]

Saying he was gonna sent the Romanian police after us

[shadow iris]

i did and could not climax

[woven heart]

[woven heart]

i might get a peek

wait

[slim fjord]

[shadow iris]

guys i think i wanna climax at the top of everest

[slim fjord]

Highest climax in the world

[woven heart]

well, your gonna have to go to rome to do that

thats where it is

[simple iron]

boobs.

[woven heart]

ok

[shadow iris]

i thought everest was on the sun

[slim fjord]

Guys how come the top of Mount Everest is cold? Like it’s closer to the sun so shouldn’t it be warmer?

[simple iron]

The troll is back run

[lavish flame]

it’s colder because the sun is now cold btw

The sun isn’t hot.

[slim fjord]

Fuck

[lavish flame]

It’s actually cold for people that didn’t know

It’s like -12F

which

you decide if that’s hot or cold I leave it to you

[slim fjord]

@sharp field he’s back

[woven heart]

10,000 degrees Fahrenheit is SO COLD

fr

[sharp field]

you could just ignore him

[lavish flame]

Realistically speaking the sun isn’t more than a solid 35C

[woven heart]

im gonna go to antarctica its hot there

[sharp field]

he’ll prob go away

[slim fjord]

Kinda hard when he doesn’t shut up

Y’know

Ok

Chats now filled with “1 blocked message”

[lavish flame]

Dutch owns zaza

[simple iron]

Fuck no

[sharp field]

he’s right

he does kinda own you

[simple iron]

Nuh uh

[slim fjord]

*you’re

[simple iron]

L boss

[woven heart]

so you own me? thats sad

[slim fjord]

[woven heart]

good

[simple iron]

no one owns me

[slim fjord]

I just wanna help you improve your grammar

[simple iron]

no

I have a shed with a farm in it

[slim fjord]

[woven heart]

Grandma*

lmao

[simple iron]

*Doing your grandma

[slim fjord]

Grandpa*

[woven heart]

im doing your

[slim fjord]

Son

[woven heart]

nothing

[simple iron]

Ayooo

[simple salmon]

Weaponized Conada WHEN

[woven heart]

complete this sentence Ralph saw a donkey he-

[slim fjord]

Came

[simple iron]

Ate it

[woven heart]

did it

[simple iron]

Ayooo

[simple salmon]

Ralph bred the donkey

[slim fjord]

He did a donkey

?

[simple iron]

@sharp field he did you

[woven heart]

i always do donkeys

[slim fjord]

Me too

[simple iron]

Tf

[slim fjord]

I mean

Not that

[woven heart]

no donkey not donkay

i do donkeys

i mean no i dont

thats fake

[simple iron]

🤨

[woven heart]

anyway

[slim fjord]

When I said donkeys I meant human beings of course

[woven heart]

of course

[slim fjord]

Human women of course

[woven heart]

🤨

[slim fjord]

Nothing else

Definitely nothing else

Absolutely nothing else

[woven heart]

i dont just do women i do me-

[slim fjord]

I also do me

They call it masturbation

[woven heart]

i went to a shop called master bait

fire shop

[slim fjord]

What did they sell

[woven heart]

fishing stuff

[marsh ocean]

FIshing bait

[slim fjord]

Clickbait shop

[woven heart]

they master baited in the back tho

i saw it

[slim fjord]

Did u join in?

[woven heart]

of course

12 is better than 11 people

[slim fjord]

True

Speaking from experience

We are still talking about fishing right?

[woven heart]

100%

[slim fjord]

Good

[woven heart]

i dont know how to fish

sad

[slim fjord]

Me neither

[woven heart]

i only went into that shop cause of its name

tbh