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What?
I'm getting newgen soon so I'll be able to play with you then

Bro
Like next week soon most likely
OHH lets gooo
chat*
WHAT
Fuck off
good job donkay
WHATvvvv????
we'll do some heist
Fr
Petition to ban donkey?
I'm gonna report him for bypassing filter
Yes
hi! someone to heist with? im from south america
Hey @coarse solstice, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
I just let out the NASTIEST fart
Gross
Iām pretty sure you guys can smell it through the phone
He could live in Fr*nce š¤®
Hey that joke I told about Samsung was made by my French friend
so watch it
Cue the liveleak logo
The Fr*nch are my natural enemy
omg we got ice cream
Keep the french slander up
bro never ate French fries
soooo goood ice cream
that reminds me
French fries were made in Belgium
I want ice cream
There was a serial killer name of French. He was sentenced to electric chair
Why they call it french fries tho
Idfk
French who
Good lol
His final words were:
āHereās a headline for you. āFrench Fries!āā
I gotta get a drink
bro said that shit as his LAST words

Look it up bruh
š
That has got to be a dad joke
this reminds me
You know Nikes saynming
āJust do itā
Ever wonder where that came from
Yo is that career progress page only available to current gen?
hey chat
How do u spell nike? Is it nike or ni-kee?
I donāt even know at this point
I hear ni-kee is more widely accepted but I hear ppl say Nike more often
Gary Gilmore final words at his execution, ājust do itā inspired Nike slogan
It is ni-kee officially
But
Americans say adidas wrong
Europeans say it right. It is ah-Dee-dahs because it is named after the creator, Adi Dasler
If I get executed on the electric chair I want my last words to be āI wonāt be shocked if this doesnāt workā
yāall learning shit today
Fuck school this the shit we really need to know
Does it really matter when anyone and everyone will recognize it anyways
Male kangaroos have 3 testicles
Female kangaroos have 3 vaginas
2 on the side for sex and one in the middle for birthing
How was this found out š¤Ø
Hold on this I need to get a hands-on check for myself
Ik but who was looking
At a kangaroos balls
Ye
Cos they both taste so good
One time when they were discovered they cut open the whales head
and they found this white gooey shit in their head
and you know what they said
āItās sperm wowā
Cum.
but it was not a perm
Itās used to help the whale balance in the water and was dubbed Spermaceti
the sperm whale
Interesting
I love animal facts
oh did you know
Only female wasps bees and ants have stingers
Males donāt
Me when my crush forgets to flush the toilet š¤¤
Andddd
Female bees donāt always lose their stinger when they sting
It ONLY happens when they sting humans
Because their barbs get stuck in our fleshy skin
Which means when they sting humans they have no idea theyāre going to be forced to detach their stinger and die

They actually can pull it out if given enough time and they try enough
But often theyāre either swatted off and forced to detach or they choose an early detachment
and die
im sleepy rn like š“š„±
Then sleep 
I love animals
So do furries
Not like that
Just making sure
no i gotta do things
Like what
Oh I got one
hey chat
Big cats also known as cats in the Panthera family have a stretchy tendon in their throat that expands when they make noise and allows them to roar
what is green and good

cheetahs donāt have this because theyāre not technically in the big cat family
Instead they have a bone rather than a tendon
So cheetahs canāt roar
Shrek cum
Worth the two 20 second unskipable ads
did u listen to it
Yea
yay
You could beat a cheetah in a fight if you came down to it
Itās easy for a human to overpower them just kick them in the chest as hard as possible which is sad but if youāre in an attack scenario

Iāll keep that in mind
if you ever want survival tips for like any common animal encounter
I got you covered
go on bruh gimme one
I dare u
How about a sloth
Yea
throw it into the water but just leave it alone
All I did was tickle its balls 
What
What wrong with you
Wdym
that's not good
i think in terms of use and disclosure copying may be possible to get jailed for the delay but here it is
hey chat
hey
STOP

i came to stay a little while this time
i been did that lmao
what think

t
theyāre okay
I got better ones if you wanna see
sure
anyone got cayoo heist i can do with them i have 3.5mill and tryna get the new jet
Go to lfg for that
go to lfg for pc or #šāgta-discussion
We talk about buttholes here not gta
I once took on 4 guys at once
I was also exited at the end
Bruh
can you stop being so horny
Why

First match of the day š®āšØ

goodnight guys
Gn
Ye
what think
I did
Awhat think
Idk
i did but i don't play r6 so i dunno what's good or not
seems good tho
ālook at that three killsāš¤š
1v3 at half health
on a fav map of mine as a fav op with my good setup yknow
it was good shit
The wallbang
mmm
gn 
I too like getting banged on the wall by 3 guys
Okay hereās a good one for you donkay. This what I mean when I talk about reaction time
audio is often your best friend I wouldāve been dead but I heard that mf to the right and in front
no hesitation
@timber lava dms 
I mean looo at this @slim fjord @sharp field
Sheesh
Donkey is playing uno 
Hey mod on Xbox one servers are basically down
thatās easy for me
iāve done that like
12 times
in the last 3 ganes
youāre like level 3
for gta?
go 17 and 2 and then talk to me
Well itās mostly Xbox one but the servers for gta are also messing up as wel
Is that ur preferred age
we donāt work for rockstar 
is the podium vehicle this week good?
Talking about the bot
jynxi
Iām not gonna say what I was gonna say
okay
I donāt wanna get banned
how long you been playing
r6?
Yes
damn and you already know about the god Jynxzi
but really iāve been playing for like 1 week
iāve known about him for a while

Dead chat my ass
Ok I will
Run Donkey Run!!!
Not**
Bro has a spider on his head
Me when the
hey chat
š
Imma go to sleep now
Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2009): No Russian
@empty prism is this allowed
Agnes shush
monday left me broken
Tuesday I was through with hopin
we love casting spells
stfu
SWAG messiah
legalize nuclear bomb
No
Im not vanessa dumb fuck
who's Vanessa
The SHADOW government
Every female named Vanessa is automatically an annoying ass bitch that no one likes
i got like a family thing we all have migraine always
ok but
This def is a migraine so š
If you ever meet someone named Vanessa just run
Wisdom
If ur mom or sister named Vanessa, oh well
L for u
I tried to help sum1 š
sleep and ADVILS rest its tge ADVIL best thing to do
Imagine
Try tea
He said he was pro
nut
Im just gonna sit here
I couldn;t get in his sparrow š
Didn't know vehicle access options...
Fuck you
Put an ice pack on your forehead
I do what i want
someone just parked In our driveway at 11pm and put a key chain from my mom's work at oir door
im scared
Lol wth
super pro moments
im really feeling unsafe rn
Both of my parents have been doctors for over 25 years, my sister graduated Med School last week, Iām also practicing to become a doctor, and all 4 of those sources gave me the tips Iām giving you now
good luck for doctoring
Do you live in America
no in Canada
Still a few years away, but thanks
hey chat
If he were to live there he could shoot the threat
Tuesday I was through with hopin
else than the key chain
Guys the most odd thing just happened
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2009) - No Russian
I think it was mw2 2009
no
I think
Im good
I was just walking past my sisters room and her boyfriend is in there with her. And suddenly she starts begging for mercy screening for mercy, calling for dad. Is she okay? Iām afraid her boyfriend is abusing her
kick the door
SEX!!!!
Good
or sex
LMAO
theys doin the funi!!!!!
hey
it left you broken
Monday left me broken!!!!!
Tuesday I was through with hopin!!!!!
Well first of all I was cleaningā¦last night. And suddenly you walk in and start making her scream. Sheās screaming for mercy, begging for mercy. Calling for dad.
Wednesday
is something funny???
Wednesday my empty AARRRMS were open!!!!!
enter the Room and join them
they doin a nerf fight
wafflin about
Oh lol I saw that on my fyp today
lmao
š“š“š¤š“š“š„±
never ever send that big ass text ever again
Tuesday I was through with hopin
Tuesday
Wednesday my empty arms were open
stop w the big ass textd
I Hate Myself
you need someone to talk to bro you okay?
even if just a joke I wanna make sure
thank the stars itās Friday
no no its ok i just play with the big text
okay good
Iām burnin like a fire gone wild on Saturday
the time i wasn't good is a long time ago
Huh
guess I wonāt be coming to chuurrrrch on Sunday
Thirsty rn brb
Iāll be waiting for love
Yo
yo
waitin for LOOOVE!!!!!
fortnite balls
Anyone want to help me get money in gt
Iām on Ps4
Goodnight
I think I am in the want for sleep
goodnight
See ya tomorrow buzz
then you'll unlock the lfg
see ya š
bro the craziest thing j happened in one of my heists
yo
so iām in prison break we already are in the plane tryna lose the cops we do lose them and we get to the skydive cutscene and as soon as we get out the mission fails saying rashkovsky died
Yeah prison break breaks sometimes
and thereās no checkpoints

idk if iāll ever get it done
and it didnāt help that level 200 me was playing w 3 lvl 30s
no
I mean who gets to level 200 and hasnāt done prison break
hey chat

yea prison break is so bad
Hi everyone
Is anyone else having issues inviting people to lobbyās
Who are you?
some day you'll see it
yeah
You know a fix?
BRO NO WAY I DIED TO THAT SHIT
massive flash warning if you have sensitive eyes please do not watch
iām determined to beat this level
How tf
is it one button press?
how what
wdym
One button tap jump to the beat type of game?
bro thinks heās a pro
I just can't stand pressing just one button, I need to flex my muscles to have a good time, you know what I mean?
š¤ thanks for talking to me š„³
does anybody play on ps5
Hello
hi
Wasup mods server
i be back l8 š
How are you
Why can't I send images? š
Guys im 16 and i can squad 60kg is is ok?
whats the lvl name
Ima airdrop this video at the epileptics anonymous meeting
you can in #šāmemesļ¼media
bro that level is so easy
i keep
fucking
dying on that same part
rip
I beg of R* the weaponized conada, I want it now
bro
i just died on that same part again
Rockstar = noob
Reasons
Cant make the normal conada weaponised and aways have to make other version and its same as the buzzard
Sparow still better
I'm experiencing an glitch with the Dr. Dre mission where you hunt the club promoter down at the casino, right when i get to the hotel room exit im thrown in a infinite loading screen anybody know what to do? i'm on xbox one
i literally can't progress š
Bro this server is so dead.....
look at this shit jew
If you get stuck loading screen go to new york and nuke their building
yeah iām not watching allat i just skipped to the end
but yeah
tough
Bro I just watched that shit with max volume while wearing headphones my ear drums are bleeding šš
rip
Lol

ngl
thag level is amazing
i like the affects
i just wish they werenāt blinding

nerd

š
Joshua just came out of pocket
you canāt lie jew
the level looks cool
Gl
sickening
it is
i suck at geometry dash
another cool level is change of scene
and love letter
this is good enough
Iām lack toes in taller ant
:skull1
i have a reaction time of about 250
250 lightning McQueens

@gentle oasis wagwan
Can somebody help me so I can get the new jet in the game?
I dont have ekis bokis sireis ekis
Guys.. Iām down bad and I need shark cards
cashapp: $axchaz
Guys.. Iām down bad and I need shark cards
cashapp: $axchaz
Mile seconds
Hey Siri, want to hear play Xbox
least random tgg member
Hey anyone read the #šāall-server-info ?
Im doing the āploughing your momās fat assā glitch
Its very fun
Oh yea thatās a good one 
you guessed
when it would come up
plus
thatās not faster than my 18ms

and i didnt guess in that
that is cap š¤£
Here I'll give you some
Understanding this ping thing. I jump on it or address in an appropriate time frame and get stood up.
Yo I need someone to please help me with counterfeit cash sales missions. Anytime I start it I get 17 different Mk2 and jets blowing me up
Hey @random jungle, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Which one should I go to
Thanks man I always keep forgetting Iām not supposed to ask on here my fault
Well youāre not the only one š
I am not insane donkey i am the insanity

Boom boom boom i want you i my room let's spent the night together i want a double boom
Banned
Noorh2300#0941 was muted. | No reason given.
Noorh2300#0941 has been warned. || glitch talk (1)
Any1 doing casino or Cayo
Hey @pastel hearth, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
Too late. I already went to your parents house and did the glitch
Poor foxxās parents
Ya I smeshed both his moms lol
š¤£
Foxx has two moms. Its canon
Hey does anyone know how I get muted for glitch talk?
U talked about a glitch
You discuss glitches
No I didnāt
You did
I just asked ways to make 300k?
Do not lie
Iām not
oh I know whats happened
^^^^^^
he hasn't done anything wrong
"Is there a glitch on cayo Iāve had tequila 4 times in a row"
^^^^
Oh
Lol
well I'll answer it for you, there isn't @foggy obsidian . It's how cayo is supposed to work
How is that worthy of a mute
Omfg
you can only get things like the diamond after you wait for longer alr?
@tidal plank wagwan blud hows the family?
He just asked if cayo was glitched because he got tequila
Ok
@balmy smelt if u say glitch that doesnt mean they glitch
They're alright how about yours?
insta demod for who did that
I donāt believe it was me
Ooh
Ye we all good
I was just looking quickly
I mean I joked about saying he was glitching there but some mod wasn'tš¤£
it was like some guy getting muted and warned because he wanted to buy modified cars in the meet but he said "modded" so insta mute
at that rate I would've been banned already because how often I've said: nice mods in vehicle flex is well, a lotš
People be getting mutes etc just for wanting to do a clothes glitch which grants no advantage whatsoever
Let them wear that shitty duffel bag and high vis vest
can i join anyones gta 5 online crew?
Hey @sterile lodge, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
wait
I mean it says in the rules no glitches, so why would you then start making exceptions?
wrong bubba
Iirc yes

Some might be private
okay
"which grants an advantage"
invisible torso does grants a bit of an advantage in pvp 
I'm not talking about that though
that can get fucked I agree
But people are getting muted for literally just saying the wrong word in most cases
thats not the rules, its the mods that need to pay a bit more attention 
There's no accountability
How do I report scams
Hey , do you have an issue related to the server? Go to #šć¢supportļ¼report and react on the šØ to create a support ticket.
Nerd
I may be old and weathered but I got a quick draw
Wow it's literally me
yep
Im soo happy yk
I love this girl and i confessed to her like 5 hrs ago
And she said she loved me too š
Sheās lying
kentucky be quiet
a bit too quick maybe but I agree
"the one" is a superficial concept that doesnt exist, in other words, they all some hoes
Idc
I'm addicted to this gif
Noticed 
It's very versatile
Greetings
Hello batman
Good morning transformer
I don't even know how to explain what I just witnessed.
linkin park faintly plays in the back of your head
This dude sucks
Bruhhh he commented on my religion that's why i hate him
what colour is YOUR bugatti
What about your ? first get one then ask
Dont try to be cool
orange
Are you top g 9th wife 4th son ??
what
Dude married a lot of money
just tell me the colour of your bugatti
okay
Ficking 60% keyboard
Bruhh
And people say listen to him
How about now ?
What colour is your bugatti
orange
No
yes
What's so special about the baldie?
everything
Dude sucks
I actually have no clue who that is
seriously.
Yup
LOL
You thought he was special?
Poor guy who shows he is rich
Oh I see
and want everyone to "escape the matrix"
how do you know he's poor?
Bruh at a time he was
Values not value
I understand English can be hard and it's subtle..
Values are worth more than simple value
No I don't think so.
English is not my primary language so i am not too confident in english
Oh that's bad... It's not mine either.. it's the blind leading the blind
You're Blind!?!?
You never heard that expression?
It's like you don't know english and I don't know english so lets Anglish together
Can new insurance glitch take away hangar vehicles?
forgotten š«”
poop
Try with a pegasus call and let us know>?
throw a frogger under the bus for science?
Dude
What
Hangar vehicle
like a 160 raiju or an akula
Pegasus planes don't have insurance i think
Yeah call a frogger store a copy in your hangar and see if it's bugged... wouldn't it work?
It insures the hydra I had parked there and the cargobob
If I know this and you call yourselves vets...
I love it when you call me pig papa hands in the air if you are true player

I love pain
hey, anyone here uk?
Naw
Do borders matter here?
I dont drive in the left lane
not for gta, need a hand with this referrals deal thing on an app, only need one more but the deadline is in 15 minutes, think its uk only
Why england dont drive in the right lane like the rest of the world
i don't drive mate couldn't tell you
Trolls should turn to stone in the sunlight, would make them way easier to spot
too cool for the right
hey chat
Hi
John Xbox
how about NO!
taste good like soul food
you cant tell people what to do, youre just a box
you dare oppose me mortal!
You can't say that.. you're just the player.. not the actual chief bro..
i dont give any fucks
I know the perfect song
im going to get 4.7 mill in gta to get titan and the streamer
I swear to god this new dlc is the worst ever, it would be better without it.
it dog shit due to the bugs
agreed... besides the raiju (upgradeable reduced size hydra)...
And the cars that got removed
agreed
a
I was just about to buy one of the cars that got removed, but yeah, itās now fucking removed
You know if anyone's looked for them in serviced vehicles yet?
Idk
which car
I've seen someone say they've gotten one of the removed cars in the autoshop recently
Best game ?
Some entity is was
I got a Faggio mod from my buddy and another buddy serviced a raptor..
The cheap one
Optimus
but that's all MC stuff not auto shop

i got 3 faggio's from a few weeks before the dlc came out
yes

New optimus looks bad
Best investment
Af
Idc
My buddy had it to service and I bought it just to see what would happen
After the dlc
atleast 1 of em is upgraded atm
fair
wish I'd gotten the raptor tho
Btw my opprssor disappeared, because it didnāt have insurance, thatās also a bug, so check your vehicles
mk1 or mk2?
Mk2
š
8m down the drain
Imma be stealing npc vehicles in the meantime lmao
Or yeah 2,5
did you check if was insured
Cuz I bought it before the price
It's been fine on ps4 š®āšØ
No, but the oppressor is insured when you buy it
Best option now is to try and submit a ticket to rockstar
consoles are safe I think
But rockstar made more bugs then features
recent bugs can fuck it up
stupid cockroaches man
So check every single one of the vehicles you own
who
Nope
My buddy lost a car worth like 1.8
M
And also I lost the ocelot virtue
2.2
Top G got accused of Rpe and sexual harrasment charge
Again he is going to go in jail
they even got into my cmm team and got my member's console taken from them for a week... Bugs be everywhere right now
Dude is blaming his deeds to matrix
They accuse him but have no evidence that is just bs
Bro if someone is filing a case then there should be someone involved
Yeah I tried to help someone who lost a raiju on ps4.. but I've been safe from the glitches on ps4 version on ps4.
guessing cmm team is your crew?
How do you know that tate is not doing rpe and sexual harrasment
Im a man and i wokout glutes
Tate have evidence ?
Just got the one bonny to my clyde right now but I'm working on it still..
Hey guys can I have some help making money idk how to and Iām new to the game
Like Iām not a psycho fan or anything but evidence is everything
Hey @torpid wave, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
That he is not guilty
ask to be a grabber for peoples cayos/casino if you want to get some money quick @torpid wave
If not I recommend doing the first/last dose missions to get a good chunk of money and new business
I'm planning to go First Dose and Acid Lab on my Rags to Riches 𤨠š¤ would that work?
I have done the first and last dose
Just say "new to the game, happy to be a grabber will take 15%" and hopefully someone will help
Where do I say that at?
And hopefully someone will show you the ropes
Hey , These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
There's a cayo lfg there
Last Dose concludes the mission playlist and locks the acid lab purchase until first dose is replayed...
press on the channel and it'll take you were you need to
A hopeless romantic of my life surrounded by couple all the time
I love lat pulldowns
Well Iāve played on my Xbox so I know like the mechanics and how to to heists I just donāt know like what to get first and like what to buy and what not to buy Yk?
Hey, @torpid wave It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #šroles select your platform then you'll be able to view #šāgta-discussion š
None of my cars were uninsured this glitch only for ocure on noobs
U are a noob tho
Prrove
Pay to win situation
Hey @ionic wasp, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
no
nah
i thought this was for gta 4
@warm folio @sly jackal @elder pumice let me eat ur ass and püsĆy @cunning void baby pls ur so hot I love u

No
like what are you gaining out of it?
@swift umbra
IM LEVEL 60
Quite the skill issue
@elder pumice aren't you gonna congratulate me of gaining the hard fought free extra perms after 3 years
you got yours by paying 25 dollars
I got mine for free
šššš
imagine no extra perms
sure sure
ApƔƧhĆØ-117ālllllll#7167 was banned. | No reason given.
bye apache
world record for Apache
Who even is april doesnt look like someone who play gta?
He must be happy
you're right, she plays Roblox with her husband

Why is she randomly admin here
No good asking me
Hey @tardy ridge, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
Aways