#💬┃gorilla-chat
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We’d all be dead
People complaining that Biden is too old when Trump is only four years younger then him…
Even in arab countries like uae or qatar if you speak about the prince you will be dead
sleepy joe
A businessman who steals government files and is extremely triggerhappy with wars and wants no such thing as care for his citizens?
Exactly
I didn’t say he was good
I said I’d rather him over Biden but both are terrible
Out of the two I know my pick
I’d rather go with the devil I know than have a shadow council make decisions for Biden
But let’s be honest, we all want Obama back. That was the best one of the three
Exactly he is a puppet
He wasn’t great either lmao
anyways enough politics for today
Ok I’ll stop
Fuck yeah
I SAID ENOUGH POLITICS BITCH
I mean it’s the rock
We need george washington back bro was the goat fr
Politics?
TOO POLITICAL
OKay sorry
FUCK WHERE IS CAPS LOCK
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bro broke his caps lock button
ok it's disabled
I would like to announce that I, shrek am interested in running for president.
that makes two of us
next to A
Im voting

Good
no shit sherlock

I mean you did ask 
Sorry but you're too ugly
I'd be an amazing president, ask me anything you'd wish
man I don’t understand how people can have trouble falling asleep
How did u not see the caps lock 
Do I get to grow as many plants without the feds raiding me?
I can do that shit with my eyes closed
Yeah like its too easy
Or raccoon burning them to the ground
i kept tapping the tab and i was wondering why is it still on caps


I am the best tech support 100%

Blind confirmed
dodo bird confirmed
i dont look at my keybord
Where's the caps lock?
Sassy: Next to the A
Nah I’m gonna do them inside so he doesn’t know where they are 
Well then look at it
Maybe go to a doctor like seriously you could have something messing with your kinesthesia
Simple solution 
Silly bek
bek do smth for me
Above shift, beneath tab
Can you close your eyes and touch your nose with your index fingers and back again
and next to A
do it 3 times fast lemme know how good you do it
diaganal to Q and Z
LMAO
maybe because im tired as fuck
possibly
bek u can’t be doing this I need you in peak condition
why would i joke about that?
flawlessly
Yea @elder pumice , caps lock is beneath tab, above shift, on the left of A and diagonal to Q and Z
i don’t like talking abt it on discord servers cause i always get banned
i think putin owns discord or something idk
Should also have a light on the key 
this guy did not just say this
Mine has
@elder pumice just hold shift while capslock is active and u can write in small letters
Same
i dont know
Well then I’m sorry to hear that man, sorry for not believing it at first
Sir we're gonna need you to say the ABCS starting at G
Thats not possible
found it thanks to @sly jackal
GhijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCdef
bro bad sport lobbies are fun
Congrats 🥳 
i was in one for like two days and it was the best experience 
Now walk in a straight line.
Yours dosn't have a light?
Imagine not having a cool light that shows that caps is on
Oh it's probably a heads up display that says caps is on then
fr
BRUH
🤨
Dammit
im too lazy to use my pc rn
If I do cayo or any other freemode missions, will the all in order and loyalty challenges get reset?
I use my laptop for stuff we don’t ask questions
what does b2b mean
🗿
but even my shit laptop gives like 80 fps in gta
back to back
Alr
still better than mine
anything is better than a celeron
lol
anyways gonna go complete my project now
@topaz lion actually i can show you the boss fight in vc
sure
I did get some clips of smoking genichiro in the tutorial but i dont have my usb rn
welp
lmfao my discord crashed
Lol
and i get fucked by him
holy shit your health is so low
You haven't even upgraded
no wonder you get fucked by him you even have only 1 healing gourd
i used the other one accidentally before
welp
Later on you'll find a prosthetic umbrella which you can turn into a fire proof umbrella
my dumbass thought there would be a plunging mechanic in sekiro
lol
Lol
still
Get that bracelet from the old lady
And then go talk to the sculptor
the thing is that whenever i try to deflect his attacks i get fucked by his grab attack
you'll access a new area with tons of necessary items
alr
yes you dont deflect punches by the big enemies
that's why when i attacked him i immediately jumped back
You'll encounter a boss in the mid game which also is big and uses punches to attack you
And he's agile
agility isnt a problem but the defence is
im still not out of the ds roll mechanics
yeah you need to keep your distance from him lol, and use fire crackers
Fire crackers you can get from the first merchant
nah im going to finish my project
i haven't reached there yet
i could technically just go through the ogre and ignore him but there's no fun in that
Again i sometimes think the rules are too strict for me to say specific things
You cant
Ogre is a mandatory mini boss
time to add she/her to my profile to have infinite nitro glitch
@topaz lion when will your holidays start?
They have
Its just that im supposed to be studying on holidays too lol
Tough entrance exam soon
i also have to do it lol
i mainly just learn new things
Entrance to what?
Uni
Oh
hey chat
Good luck
like SAT
Weren't you in grade 10?
Thanks
im in 12th grade smh
Ye ik these bs tests
im already in 12th
lol
How the fuck are you a grade above me while a year younger than me
you just have skill issue
Lol
i got admission in school when i was 5 and i skipped my 4th grade
Im gonna be in 12th grade in the next academic year
anyone tryna do up any missions lvl 90 ps4 broke and tryna get rich
How old are u
yeah thats why
18
did you also get late admission?
And finished 12 already
You're supposed to go to school at the age of 7 in Iran
Oh
that explains it
Some ppl can enter at 6 or 8
Understandable
it starts at age 4 here
School??
yes
Like grade 1?
no
kindergarten
Ye
lol i got the topic of covid in my politics project
🤨
skill issue
my house
I’m guessing cayo is still broken
Balls
Titty pop 
Thanks
I barely touched it... I was actually wondering if it unlocks anything for online...
It dosen't afaik
sorry "afaik"? 😓
"As far as I know"
oh ok 😅
Too lazy to type it out 
It would be a cool feature.. I might even play the story if there were
I keep going for 100% but other games kinda pop up lol
I tried for RDR2 but the gold medals on missions can get super long... Koodos to anyone who does get the 100%
how to get balls unstuck from gatorade bottle? asking for a friend
Burn the bottle
Knife or scisors?
gotta tell my friend*
probably safer than fire tbh
I was thinking about the ball..
I know there's a trick with boiled eggs and matches in bottles...
😭😭
how to stop balls from being on fire? asking for a friend
Anyone down to do the whole prisonbreak heist?
im on pc just curious how long is it?
Don't use fire? 🤣
Idk it will be my first time doing it
I really need some money from it for some mc businesses
Yeah probably
Pour petrol on them
Is there channel that I can gather some people for it?
Thx
idk lol
gta logic?
Qui miras bobo @deft kindle
Best answer 🤣
Ikr
Can someone on ps5 help me get money on gta 5 my cousin went on my account and bought random things if anyone can do a couple heists with me and gimme 85% it'll help
Cap
i own gta 7
I own gta arthur morgan edition
I already know from the leaks
I know everything
cap
they're in different universes
but they're in different times
Any1 know when the panthers statue will be available for cayo?
Hi all LFG crew to play gta content heists, business runs, new content fun etc pls im new how do i join im a clean player no hacks an leave other crews alone in order to make money as the grind is real?
Every few update weeks
bro ok that's cool just I don't really care
about gta 6
it's arthur
Bot aurthur
ok bud
I know
bro can't spell
bro since when did u become relevant in any conversation
hey chat
lol
looks swollen
Anyome wanna do cayo b2b hardmode ps4
guys
is it better to use hold or tap to sprint?
on controller
this is a gta server
no?
Hank Schrader ballsack shaver
I dont see youuuu
i dont think it matters
Its karen behaviour...if something
Is funny
is anyone experiencing a glitch where their cars arent showing in their garage
i also cant leave my garage
Imagine having principles lol
Your question has nothing to do with the subject
i can interact with my cars in the management menu but i cant see them or run into them, after i tried moving one of them i couldnt leave my garage anymore
I dont wanna talk about me here 😄
okay...what ever 🙂
So...gta... lets talk about it
can someone help my garage is glitched
Nah I’m good
your brain sure resembles one mb
👀
💀
If ur gonna be toxic ….at least make it funny
I changed my Activision name
Oh no lol
Hehe
You probably only play cod ...
Anyone wanna help wit doomsday act 2
I do 🤣
10 sausages, 6 tattie waffles and 1 tin ae beans
That ya tea?
Aye
Havnt thought about what am having yet
I'm thinking Rice and shrimp.
who can help me sell my mc business
use yum yum sauce
teriyaki maybe?
Hoestly I probably would if I wasn't waiting on a cmm to start.. been waiting all week to move forward from 17/26
POV: you still try to do cmm
💀💀
Which one is better the benefactor schwafter or schwatzer
LMAOO
Why can these mods not mod the #🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
Just basic modding
Good idea
my recoil control after 2 minutes of practice
still kinda bad tho
bro i just thought
every gun has a different recoil pattern 
absolute shit!
holy shit when did they add that to siege
idk
i just started playing seige
It’s been there for like a year
i have 0 game iq lmao
quite literally
huehuehueheheuehe
@lavish flame
can you pass the zaza
how to get ketchup out of my penis hole? asking for a friend
tf
It’s callled a urethra
for one
for two
Use a suction
It’s not free 
you know those syringes people use to put medicine in you just jam that shit in and suck the ketchup out
i don’t miss now
try smg-11
is it bad
thank me later
why cant i sell heroine in gta
are you actually being serious?
it’s one of the best guns in the game
But the recoil is the worst
i’m top LB rn
Map knowledge and strategy are the key to siege
I’ve not played in maybe a year but the game isn’t too different just the meta of ops
What's with the new mod color?
i think so if not that maybe dokkaebi or virgin might
bro i just died to some trash kid
yeah i have no iq
@sharp field we can hop on later today or tomorrow
play and learn the maps and the callouts
Also don’t red ping. Use yellow ping. Red ping alerts enemies they’re being scanned and pinged
it’s not like cod at all
it is very tactical
Like in maybe 7 or 8 hours
And if they know they’re being pinged then they’ll look for your cam
If not this time tomorrow
Bet
yes yes do not scan use the yellow ping it’s a top 5 important rule
Siege hands down one of the best shooter games for multiplayer still. Been on top for so long but it’s starting to die
lot of good changes recently but the newer ops are like eh
another top 5 rule learn lots of ops. Don’t “main” anyone. You should have many people on standby that you can use for various situations and maps and rooms. Lots of windows? Maybe try frost. Tight corridors? Smoke could do well among others
you have to be able to adapt or you’re gonna get fucked
but most importantly have fun with who you play as ☕️
bro is the professional of r6
Yeah I was Diamond 1 back in my prime 😭
did you crawl on the ground that’s how diamond 1s play now
w diamond 1
Car of the week: all cars rockstar removed
shoutout yuri
holy fuck
yuri lowenthal is the GOAT
but these shows slapped man
real ones know yuri from Ben 10 first before Spider-Man
Yuri lowenthal is like the funniest voice actor because he’s either voicing the main character or like 200 extra NPCs
Mass effect and SWTOR he’s like 300 random dudes. Ben 10 and Spider-Man? main character. There is no in between
Hi
Benson Tennyson
bro wtf
very nice tbh
😂
How do I submit a car for car of the week
siege
Yh how
I remember times I would go like 0-4 and then get into gaming position and go 16-2 the next game lol
What
Did you really censor fuck
bro i started arguing with my team bc i said just got the game 5 minutes ago still at the top ☠️
autocorrect
Lol
are you playing Newcomer playlist
My ps4 isnt fucked up its a slow ass hdmi 💀
okay then no
and quick match
it might be gone but there was a newcomer playlist for low levels and dickhead pro players would make new accounts and shit on new players in that playlist
I guess they wanted to feel like they were good at the game or smth
@timber lava buy me a ps5
What
actually not bad
who’s a good operator for beginning @timber lava
A ps5 isnt a binder
just explore your perks
Just do as it says damn
wait ur on ps?
yeah
That gun has a 1.5 scope bro
its a problem
No its not
Gen Z's suck
what that mean
You suck
i’m gen A
Jäger is always a good defender
The one you are using is a 1x scope
That gun has a better scope which is a 1.5x
you can’t go wrong picking him because he’s pretty much always needed
For attack Ash is good and Iana is great for scoping out areas before rushing in
rush meta is kind of strong rn it looks like
okay just got him
i have ash already
that who i use for attack
@sharp field do u play on eu servers
does it matter?
no
NA
people rn out here doing quick scans of environment and then rushing in so Jäger is popular now to counter that plus Jäger is just popular anyways
Kapkan lol
yes, better scopes mean better aim
Scopes play a big part
welp, i gotta handle the 200 ping in some way
@sharp field buy all 1k ops
okay
Also are u in a match rn
i’m loading in
stay in the lobby
Today i got lost for 3 hours in the forest
too late v
bro
i can back out
bruh

yes shitty internet
oh finally
this idiot lost his queen to me in 4 moves and is now stalling his whole fucking 10 min clock out
@sharp field bro im having like 250 ping on ur servers
ah i miss the 400 elo
@sharp field can we play on uae servers please 👉👈
guys whats the difference between the nigthshark and toreador to me it seems like theyre about the same just different designs a bit different boosts and the toreador can go underwater
i dont see why anyone would pay 4m for it hwne thye already have the toreador
vigilante*
my bad
Lol leave
?
Join me
nah we can come back
yes, it can go 180 MPH with the boost
how is it the fastest land vehicle
Bro im waiting for you
Because it has the fastest speed?!?!?!
what kind of a question is that
yeah but thats including the boost
and u dont always have it on
~u cant go constant 180p
also how do u know its the fastest vehicle and not another one
you can, the boost cooldown is like 3 seconds and meanwhile in that 3 seconds it keeps the acceleration from the boost
Because no vehicle goes 180 mph
You can just look it up the internet and correct me if im wrong
🤷♂️
the internet on my game keeps messing up
i know i have to reset my game
did you also keep your exes waiting that they left you
F160 raiju
the reever bike
Idk but its about 330 mph
alright ima inv
ok ok
More or less
top is 163 mph/262kmh @lavish flame
Anyone know why it won’t let me go in the ammunation in story mode
Lvl 7 lol
wdym un uh your lobby
i’m in*
well
LiFeISPaiN lol

😯

Hell nah lol
i’ve never even touched ranked
bro as soon as i was about to shoot i died
🇧 🅰️ 🇱 1️⃣ 🇸
Lol
Its toxic and much harder than quickmatch/unranked
I’m at a Metallica concert 🤘
MUCH harder
That’s what she said
bro
did you see my aim?
on the stairs?
yes
no the stairs lmao
On thorn
i don’t know these people
honestly r6 looks fucking boring
You look fucking boring
i don't even play competitive shooters
The only shooter i played is cs and i barely play that
honestly i don't find a point in shooters
Hi
🤣
i didn’t even know there was a window there
Does selling free elegy’s use up daily sell limit?
Bro Forgot how to look around
i doubt anyone is worse than me
@topaz lion bro think he diamond 1
lemme show that video
Lmfao he was an idiot
who mine?
when you were shooting around the corner
lol
Anyone wants to play gta online right now
Lol
bro i’m getting no kills
I got sniped from across the room
Guess what
@fierce inlet wallahi bro
chicken butt
okay how much renew
what do you want
siege is now js aim and shoot
question about criminal masterminds
if i were to do doomsday duo
can i do it trio and squad after?
and still get the badges for trio badge and squad badge
barely any utility use
that’s like all fps games
Anybody wanna do a mission were you become Franklin and Lamar after smoking some good shit
something id do
yeah but it wasn’t always like this
what was it like
can i get an answer please
more utility use then gun
Yeah
siege is a love and hate relationship
Exactly like our relationship
why did you even ping me @topaz lion
shut up
To say wallahi bro
Can i get an answer?
question about criminal masterminds
if i were to do doomsday duo
can i do it trio and squad after?
and still get the badges
for all
bro brings me to battle royale and rage quits
bro i’m about to lock in
fortnite is poopoo
yeah man
yeah
i improved in siege
lol
🥹
kd 0.2
Kd .9
instead of 0.01
shut up
i’m 0.97 rn hahahaha
There is no way i would die 100 times and kill 1 guy
i sometimes want to kms when i look at my old messages
can you answer
if i were to do doomsday duo
can i do it trio and squad after?
and still get the badges
for all
who is stopping you tho
dawg ask in #🚔┃gta-discussion
^
no one here is going to answer your dumb question
rude
it’s js a question
still that's a rude question
i hate rules sometimes
i have like a .1kd probably
SAME
skill issue
☠️☠️
I wanna say a lot of things
hmm
i can get away with it by saying "nice" words in dms
bek is india a nice place to travel to?
depends
Dont blame the poor guy he brings smoke's fmg with red dot
on what
only during winters
woah 😮
where i go?
he what☠️
only china in asia is fine
as far i have heard
are you playing duo @sharp field @topaz lion
Yes
what do you wanna see?
are you playing ranked
culture or what
if you want some nice landscape then go for the himalayas
play unranked
casual is dogshit
lol i wish ps and pc could play custom together
i’d slam you both
bro stole all the kills
just tk
He's lvl 7
🤫🤫
Hi @fierce inlet
😎
Where have you been
senty!!
not on here most of the time
balls
Ya same
You weird
Happy mothers day @deft kindle

ur name is litteraly zaza
And?
bro enjoys grape fanta

delulu at its finest
goat
grape fanta is worse then mango juice
mango juice is so good
mango juice is so mid
unless it’s cold
Silly mxd
Thanks
@olive venture shut up
@olive venture fuck u
why bro
@olive venture virgin
bro
@sly jackal ban @olive venture ty
says the one that enjoys grape fanta
Or donkay
i didn’t know he was behind
does anyone know how to fix the time out downloading player data issue all the youtube videos i tried didn't work

ik lol
dont hate on grape fanta
its goated
come on bro subscribe and like
@loud kiln what did that guy do
☠️
i’m done selling
Can you ban this guy @olive venture
Donkay do the thing
i’m locking in
Spam links
hahahahahah
for what
Check deleted

shit the fuck up 🗣️🗣️
Me when ps5
Ik so warn and mute
@simple iron come voice
No
Who do you think you are
me when grape fanta 
Bro thinks he’s @fierce inlet
all these randies ong
you are a pussy then
Bro thinks he’s @fierce inlet
Bro thinks he’s @fierce inlet
Bro thinks he’s @fierce inlet
I’m not on my pc 
Bro isnt mxd
Yeah you big WANG @olive venture
Bro shut up
can u shut the fuck up
if you are so stupid
@olive venture on a scale from 1- lego, how much mxd are you
1
He aint mxd
bro thinks hes mxd
grape fanta Come voice
He lied
no
then you are a pussy

cunt dyno
good job
Define pussy
GamerGhostShadow#4462 was muted. | TIME TO RUMBLE?!?!
Why do you have such a big ego??
mug = mass urinal goodies

@topaz lion wtf happened
?mute @lavish flame 8h TIME TO RUMBLE?!?!
Can you fucking not @deft kindle
Fuze lol
If bek is mxd would he love lego or ariana more
I wanted to kill the ash but had a low hp
?mute 1105807172723560468 8h TIME TO RUMBLE?!?!
oh we won
Ffs
omg
ok ima go play ranked
?ping
Pong! 1488ms
bro was top
1488
should i watch sopranos
what rank are you
Use /ban to show ur a bad mod
Is that a year
how many kills do you have
Bronze 2
like 2
century
L
What are you rambling about
GamerGhostShadow#4462 was banned. | spamming his youtube channel links and causing toxicity

Sorry D1
GamerGhostShadow#4462 was banned. | spamming his youtube channel links and causing toxicity
GamerGhostShadow#4462 was banned. | spamming his youtube channel links and causing toxicity
3rd time worked
Bros banned for sure
Like seriously
3rd time's the charm
Can yoy fuck off you zinchaa @deft kindle
bro is not getting banned
190 days until christmas
@gentle oasis fifa when
can we ban bek*
Whencyou get a fuckig ps5
i second this
@upper fractal dumb cunt bot
hi
who will ban though
When is that
Can You NOT @knotty loom
You sus
no balls
do it then
@deft kindle tell @knotty loom to fuck off now!
hmm
Fucking British
First of all its bhenchod
Not bhenchode
Bhenchode means fucking sister in the pussy
Bhenchod means fuck the sister in the pussy
too bad dyno is having a shit
bri'ish
Pong! 162ms
I like to do that
cheers

dyno need an upgrade
@deft kindle Wait what how did you send two messages within a minute without slowmode affecting?
2: Is it because of extra perms?
Buy premium
Hey guys
@deft kindle Wait what how did you send two messages within a minute without slowmode affecting?
2: Is it because of extra perms?
no thanks
Can you stop
hey guy
Like seriously
Alt
I do not wanna be fucked in the ass