💬┃gorilla-chat

[sly jackal]

A job requires alot of paperwork

[lavish flame]

Well there’s under the table jobs

I would

[sly jackal]

Still no

[strange flax]

What is better toreador or deluxo

[sly jackal]

Contracts are actual jobs yes

[lavish flame]

Anything your being contracted to do and paid money is a job

[strange flax]

Can someone tell

[sly jackal]

discord mod aint.

[maiden sierra]

man this update was shit

[lavish flame]

Deluxe

[left iron]

I want deluxe but I don't wanna spend

[sly jackal]

Not really

[lavish flame]

That’s a job

[strange flax]

@lavish flame thanks

[left iron]

Job

[lavish flame]

No problem

[sly jackal]

For it to be a job they would need to send forms and shit to the goverment to prove their comapny is legit

[lavish flame]

No

[uneven nacelle]

hi y'all?

[lavish flame]

The government doesn’t need to approve for it to be a job

[uneven nacelle]

That's true

[sly jackal]

Company owner does, with the employee's national number and NSH number

[lavish flame]

That’s only if you want to do that

[uneven nacelle]

TGG is a YouTuber, it isn't actually a "company"

[lavish flame]

Job by definition yes

[uneven nacelle]

I actually have no idea what's going on here so-

[strange flax]

If I buy the deluxo will it already come with missile

Can someone tell

[sly jackal]

No but they need to know who they are hireing so they aint bumping Universal credit and shit

[uneven nacelle]

no it doesn't

[strange flax]

Bruh alright

[lavish flame]

Yes spiritual

[uneven nacelle]

˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞

[lavish flame]

If I’m working it’s a job for sure

[lapis portal]

i just had explosive diarrhea for the 6th time this week

[sly jackal]

You can't ttake breaks when ever you please when at a workplace

[lavish flame]

Some jobs you can

[raw warren]

Hello my fav madarchodos

[sly jackal]

You cant get a job and take weeks off for a "break"

[lavish flame]

You can

[sly jackal]

Under certain circumstances

[raw warren]

Depends on how much I get paid

[lavish flame]

Yes it depends on the job

[lapis widget]

obviously yes then

[raw warren]

Maybe it is then

[sly jackal]

Not really, if your taking weeks off without a valid reason they would give you the sack and tell you to waste someone elses time

[lapis widget]

well are they legally bound to pay you?

[lavish flame]

It’s not about how much money it’s about am I receiving value back for the value I’m providing

[lapis widget]

then its not a job

its a series of paid tasks

[lapis portal]

hi

[sly jackal]

In that case a mod aint a job

[lavish flame]

Unless I’m providing enough value to constitute this break

[lapis portal]

mods dont get paid

[lapis widget]

not many jobs out there for you bud

[lapis portal]

oh

[lapis widget]

need to apply

[strange flax]

Yo yo replace the p in pegasus to m 💀

[lavish flame]

I know that’s why I’m a business owner lol

[lapis portal]

im talking about like normal mods

[sly jackal]

We get nuffin

[raw warren]

How much

[lavish flame]

I have seen mods on discord paid $200 a week

[lapis portal]

tbf you can go and leave as you please you just have to be somewhat active

[lapis portal]

eh

[lapis widget]

someone offered to pay me to mod for them haha

[raw warren]

@sly jackal when was the last staff giveaway

[remote shadow]

It looks.like they've nurffed the nigjtclub events.. You can't go out and back in to get a new event anymore

[left iron]

I just almost shit myself

[sly jackal]

I would happily apply for that amount

[lapis portal]

side hustle

[sly jackal]

Last week iirc

[lapis widget]

if they consistently paid and its sustainable then yeah

[lavish flame]

I’ll keep you in mind

[sly jackal]

Bunch of nitro giveaways

[lapis portal]

nah

[lapis widget]

its more contracting your services

[lapis portal]

you cant make a living off most of those offers

[lapis widget]

so youre not an employee youre a contracter

[raw warren]

I'm not talking about normal giveaway I'm talking about staff giveaway

You know they are different right?

[sly jackal]

£200 per week is alright in the UK

[sly jackal]

Got no clue, hasn't been 1 since I've been mod

[lavish flame]

Being contracted to do something means your momentarily employed

[lapis portal]

eh depends where you live really

[raw warren]

How long have you been mod from

Like 3 months?

[sly jackal]

about 2 month or so

[raw warren]

Isse

You gotta ask for staff giveaways lol

Remember that

Or they're gonna skip it to save money

[sly jackal]

@lapis widget Give us a giveaway

A car would would be nice

[raw warren]

I'm hungry

[lavish flame]

As a business owner whatever value my employees provide they will receive

[raw warren]

And now need a pizza

Been a while since I had one

[lavish flame]

I’m making a cheese omelette and broccoli

[sly jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/food-processing-foodie-korean-food-chinese-food-gif-23968750

[raw warren]

W

[lavish flame]

What is a Maggie?

[lapis portal]

make me cheeto pizza please

[lavish flame]

Oh

did yu guys saw the issues in new ubdate

[lapis portal]

no

[lavish flame]

Which issue we got hundreds

its bad

[sly jackal]

Do I look like a mofo chef?

[lapis portal]

yes

are you denying yourself?

[sly jackal]

Do you want food poisoning? I can't cook for shit

[lapis portal]

yes

oh

correcting = denying

[sly jackal]

You like your chicken rare or well done?

[civic ridge]

Same thing

[lapis portal]

burnt

[lavish flame]

Raw

[lapis portal]

not sticky

[sly jackal]

Ight i can do that

[raw warren]

Fuck no

Basic Maggi is the best

[sly jackal]

Sticky bbq chicken hits good

[lavish flame]

Burnt chicken actually sounds pretty good rn

[lapis portal]

is that the fbi

[lavish flame]

No that’s police lol

Wait no

[sly jackal]

Nah ya'll tripping, thats the fire brigade fr

[lavish flame]

That’s public telephone

[lapis portal]

ohhhh

mb

ohhhhhhhh

wait

nah

that aint the public telephone

are you blind?

[lavish flame]

Yeah read it

[sly jackal]

It is

[lavish flame]

Public telephone

[lapis portal]

nah

you guys are lying

[lavish flame]

😂

[lapis portal]

😹😹😹

[sly jackal]

yes it is, you mad fam

[lapis portal]

pubiano telaranas?

[lavish flame]

Lol it went from FBI to Police to Public telephone

[lapis portal]

its pubiano telaranas

[lavish flame]

Lol

[empty prism]

Saw that

[sly jackal]

👀

[lapis portal]

why are you here

[lavish flame]

👀

[lapis portal]

👁️

[sly jackal]

I'm being forced to be here

[empty prism]

Because i just opened discord

[lapis portal]

makes sense

yo?

yo

sassy

you can see logs right?

[sly jackal]

TGG has a gun to my head screaming "You will fucking sit on my discord"

yes

[lapis portal]

makes sense

[empty prism]

Sassy is my bro

[lapis portal]

but i need to see that sassy please

[empty prism]

L future

[opal stream]

Sassy

[lapis portal]

i was your son once

[sly jackal]

I'm not leaking staff chats

[lapis portal]

panda L

nah

[empty prism]

Then i disowned you

[hollow sable]

is this chat for lfgs?

[lapis portal]

i mean the thing he just deleted

[opal stream]

What

[simple iron]

Hmmmm

[lapis portal]

because i touched grass

[upper fractal]

@hollow sable Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.

[sly jackal]

Yeah but the logs are a staff chat and we get shit if we leak em

[lapis portal]

i was just about to take a picture

dammit

nah

[sly jackal]

And have someone snitch

[simple iron]

I’m not a snitch

Bitch

[sly jackal]

I got snitched on because i told akuma who banned him

[lapis portal]

im going to pinch my nupple

[empty prism]

Zaza best snitch

[simple iron]

Nuh uh

[lapis portal]

[lapis portal]

yuh uh

[sly jackal]

So I aint leaking nuffin

[lapis portal]

AKUMA

[tawny galleon]

U didnt leak sensitive info tho so

[sly jackal]

tf

[lapis portal]

YAY

what

[sly jackal]

I still got shit for it

[tawny galleon]

Pussies

[empty prism]

Akuma is your mom ?

[sly jackal]

innit

[lapis portal]

i just popped my nipple

help

oh god

[sly jackal]

Stick a pin in it

[empty prism]

Use a chainsaw

[sly jackal]

Yes chainsaw works better

[cursive flame]

chuck some tape on it

[lapis portal]

sharp stick works better

[lapis portal]

i got some flex tape

[empty prism]

@tawny galleon why is your son braindead

[lapis portal]

give me a sec

[tawny galleon]

He’s english

[lapis portal]

back

thanks that worked

[sly jackal]

90% of members here are

[lapis portal]

no

im caca

wait

dame un minuto

[sly jackal]

Not all english are braindead...I am well past braindead

[empty prism]

90% of the members are akuma's sons?

[cursive flame]

how tf do you even pop your nipple

[lapis portal]

はじめに来てい？？？

[lapis portal]

idk

[tawny galleon]

English motherfucker

Not chinese

[sly jackal]

You need a brain to be braindead bro, Which we both know I ain't got 🤣

[empty prism]

@opal stream

[lapis portal]

actually thats japanese

[lavish flame]

i sat on my headphonnes and tthey beneded

[empty prism]

Nice

[lavish flame]

not nice

[lapis portal]

i sat on my dick and its now at a 90 degree angle

[empty prism]

Ok

Sad

[sly jackal]

Now its a custom headset

[tawny galleon]

True
Anyway

Nice to meet u too

[lapis portal]

🤗🤗🤗

[sly jackal]

Akuma...Youv'e met him before lol

[lapis portal]

no

[tawny galleon]

Ik….t

Thats what he said in Japanese tho……” nice to meet u”

[empty prism]

How can you forget ugly people

[sly jackal]

Oh

[sly jackal]

I forget about them all the time tbh

[lapis portal]

bro im going to have to bend my mom at 90 degree angle whenever i have to smash her now

#hard times

[sly jackal]

But now you just made me remember raccoon 😭

[lapis portal]

#relatable

[empty prism]

Woah @simple iron he forgot you

[sly jackal]

Nah zaza is a king

[empty prism]

King of uglies

[sly jackal]

Should be the king of England that man

[lapis portal]

im coming out of the closet

[empty prism]

Ok

[lapis portal]

done

[sly jackal]

Your gun closet?

[lapis portal]

yo

thunder deleted my message

mod abuse

[empty prism]

Imagine not being a mod

[strange dawn]

Anyone down to do some heists pc

[sly jackal]

ayo 👀

[tawny galleon]

No

[merry leaf]

Hey

[keen coral]

Hi guys

[lapis portal]

?ban @empty prism

[merry leaf]

#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc

[sly jackal]

Couldn't be us

[lapis portal]

😢

[lavish flame]

[lapis portal]

shut up

[keen coral]

How are ya all?

[lapis portal]

good

[merry leaf]

Imagine not knowing the colour of grass

[lavish flame]

and who are you ?

[merry leaf]

Good wbu

[tawny galleon]

Pink??

[lapis portal]

idk

[sly jackal]

Doing splendid wbu

[lapis portal]

😢

[lapis portal]

same

[lavish flame]

clown

[sly jackal]

Purple

[lapis portal]

😭😭😭

[tawny galleon]

Gay🤣

[empty prism]

I know it's purple okay

[sly jackal]

I havn't seen grass for a full 12 hours now

[keen coral]

It is okay i just added all the things needed for some ‘grass’ to my cart in amazon

[lapis portal]

dumbass

its yellow

[lavish flame]

i fixed the headphonnes

[keen coral]

It is pink

[lapis portal]

ngl i havent seen grass in well over 72 hours

[topaz star]

No its 🏳️‍🌈

[lapis portal]

pfp

[sly jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/magic-grass-color-gif-20638781

[keen coral]

That is nog good grass

U will die if u touch it

[merry leaf]

I was meant to go out with my crush but just b4 i left they said “sorry i cant come anymore”. A few days later she got knocked over and said “come quick” i said ok then they messaged me saying “where are you” i said “sorry i cant come anymore”

[misty ridge]

[sly jackal]

You first need a life to beable to die, which i don't have

[keen coral]

Exactly

[lapis portal]

its yellow dumbass

[keen coral]

I play gta all day

[lavish flame]

bro I just saw a fucking strip club in Roblox

[lapis portal]

why

[keen coral]

Expect when i am in school

[empty prism]

That's only when you pee on it noob

[keen coral]

Idk

[lapis portal]

ohhhhhh mb

[empty prism]

Except*

[tawny galleon]

Imagine playing roblox

[keen coral]

Ok ok

[lavish flame]

[keen coral]

Imagine existing

[tawny galleon]

Dont need to….💀

[lapis portal]

could NOT be me lmao

[keen coral]

Exactly

[lapis portal]

https://tenor.com/view/red-rose-rose-bouquet-flowers-flowers-for-you-लालगुलाब-gif-14719621

[lapis portal]

😢

🫃

[lapis portal]

you play roblox

[tawny galleon]

💀

No

[lapis portal]

whats your pfp from

[tawny galleon]

Pinterest 🤣🤣

[pearl radish]

Is anyone else having a glitch on cayo perico where your weapons disappear?

[lapis portal]

well pinterest got it from roblox thats roblox

[keen coral]

Did u guys know u can set an pronounce in discord💀

I think i have an good one rn

[empty prism]

#🎥┃videos

[pearl radish]

Thank you

[agile spade]

Your pfp is from roblox?

[pearl radish]

Glad I'm not the only one

[plucky birch]

lol

[lapis portal]

🫡

[keen coral]

I did mine to pe/nis

[lapis portal]

in me

[sly jackal]

They havn't added it yet

[weak thicket]

Fact

[keen coral]

I have it rn

[sly jackal]

How?

[keen coral]

Dik

[lapis portal]

i have one too

[keen coral]

Idk

[lapis portal]

but mines not pronouns

[keen coral]

Do i need to send proof in dm?

[lapis portal]

its some random thing

[sly jackal]

Tbh it's a pointles thing, only gunna encourage bullying and shit

[lapis portal]

yeah

im using it as a second status

[alpine pewter]

s

[keen coral]

Fr

[lapis portal]

hit

[fervent ether]

banan

[lapis portal]

walter

[fervent ether]

🇯

[lapis portal]

a

[plucky birch]

hmm

[keen coral]

Is it okay to give an cat steroids becouse he is now the giga chad under cats

[lapis portal]

im a cat and i approve

[empty prism]

What

[empty prism]

I knew it

[lapis portal]

how

[keen coral]

Put it in the cat food

He will be giga chad

∞ rizz

[pearl radish]

No I didn't

[simple iron]

Cats are ugly

[loud kiln]

Skill issue

[lavish pawn]

I think it's a cat

[empty prism]

Yes

You must be a cat

[simple iron]

Nuh uh

[edgy mango]

@empty prism new map sucks ass

[empty prism]

Lol

[sly jackal]

On cod?

[empty prism]

No

Dbd

[sly jackal]

oh

New map on warzone is a pile of shit too

[empty prism]

He's talking about the new dlc

[simple iron]

new 24/7 playlist is ass bring back shipment and shoothouse

[alpine pewter]

who is tunder 👀

[sly jackal]

I only play dmz lol

But they brung back plunder finally

[simple iron]

Very ugly and smelly person

[sly jackal]

Thunder*

[alpine pewter]

who are these mods except Foxx

[empty prism]

And your daddy

[limpid crest]

how do i put another platform as a role thingy ?

[simple iron]

No

[upper fractal]

@limpid crest Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.

[empty prism]

^

[sly jackal]

Press the buttons, you can have as many as you want/need

[alpine pewter]

I wonder if these mods are strict

as b4

[sly jackal]

Test us

[empty prism]

They could be

[alpine pewter]

do you remember the old mods

[sly jackal]

Yes, I know majority of them

[empty prism]

Depending on how old

[alpine pewter]

like from 2019 to 2021

[simple iron]

Don’t ping tgg

[empty prism]

I know their names but most of them are ex staff now

[alpine pewter]

breh

[simple iron]

[sly jackal]

[alpine pewter]

#pancake

breh

[simple iron]

poopy

[sly jackal]

all in #🕹┃dank-miner now

[acoustic barn]

ok 👌🆗👍

[sly jackal]

Got changed a few month ago

[alpine pewter]

i had 5 mil pancakes -_-

[sly jackal]

I think they reset it

[simple iron]

Rookie numbers

[alpine pewter]

-_-

[empty prism]

F

[alpine pewter]

in jan 2021

[edgy mango]

@empty prism won my first game on this map lmao

as killer

[empty prism]

Nice

[edgy mango]

u wanna play dbd?

or u busy?

[acoustic barn]

No one wants to play dbd with you

[empty prism]

Okay

[edgy mango]

ok and

[edgy mango]

no u

[edgy mango]

Alr ill wait in vc

[empty prism]

Yeah getting on my pc

[sweet fulcrum]

Hi 🙃

[empty prism]

hi

[vernal plaza]

i wonder do cops and noose count together? i mean i can go do some cops and then would be 5000 lol

[empty prism]

they count separately

[vernal plaza]

ok

[solar egret]

u got new username

how

[vernal plaza]

will come over come

my classmate got today

[sharp field]

hey chat

[solar egret]

hello

[lavish flame]

what is ai generated

[obsidian nimbus]

So how many bugs does the new dlc have so far

[lost schooner]

Seems needlessly toxic

[lavish flame]

yes way too many count with. I am pretty sure way smaller team is working for maintaining gta online as some of them migrate to gta 6. Although, the new dlc once again put gta 5 to the top seller list in the steam.

[lost schooner]

Behave mf

[empty prism]

they are giving it out based on what year your account was created

[lost schooner]

New dlc sucks

[acoustic barn]

👍

[lost schooner]

[vernal plaza]

hows the day

[tawny galleon]

munter

[empty prism]

Cute

[sly jackal]

whore

[vernal plaza]

i want a kebab but its 9euro

gosh damm

[tawny galleon]

only for u bbg

[sly jackal]

[inland crow]

Anyone here from EU timezone? I would love to help with heists.

[tawny galleon]

eu yucky

[upper fractal]

Hey @inland crow, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[tawny galleon]

theres a lot of eu zones bruh

[vernal plaza]

i wonder if i will ever meet people that would help a least the og cmm

[loud kiln]

U wont

[vernal plaza]

yeah

[loud kiln]

Sucks to suck ig

[vernal plaza]

would love to complete at least the loyalty and all in order for the doomsday heists.

[loud kiln]

U had about 8 years to do it and decide to do it in 2023

[inland crow]

everyone has their own time to bloom

[runic moat]

I need someone to help me in Cayo 50% The big ass plane Is the entrance PS4 Or PS5

[upper fractal]

Hey @runic moat, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[vernal plaza]

doomsday not even 8 years old lol. and also i only started doing any type of heist like half year after diamond heist release

[loud kiln]

Appartment heists exist

[lavish flame]

Agree

[loud kiln]

Hoe can u still enjoy gta in 2023

[vernal plaza]

saw that now payphone hits are 48mins?

[loud kiln]

Shits been dead for years

[lavish flame]

hold on it's still one of the best open world game out there

[topaz lion]

Apartment*

[topaz lion]

Nope

[loud kiln]

Fuck you @topaz lion

[topaz lion]

Fuck you too

[edgy mango]

wow thats not nice

[loud kiln]

GOT is better and i never even finished it

[edgy mango]

dont call random people hoe @loud kiln

[lapis portal]

you retired?

[vernal plaza]

havent even completed them fully yet

[topaz lion]

Elden ring is better than gta

[lapis portal]

agreed

[lavish flame]

I never said the best. I said one of the best

[lapis portal]

i remember you

you catfished me

[loud kiln]

Who are you

@lapis portal

[topaz lion]

and i said its not even one of the best

[lapis portal]

future

[topaz lion]

i can name more

[loud kiln]

Who

[topaz lion]

god of war Ragnarok and sekiro

[worldly quail]

How do you get the del peiero apartment for free?

[loud kiln]

Ghost of tsushima

[lavish flame]

ok give top 10 open world online games that list that doesn't include gta 5

[lapis portal]

ask someone else idk who i am

[topaz lion]

Watch dogs 1

[lavish flame]

what?

[loud kiln]

Minecraft

[lavish flame]

not even close

[lapis portal]

fortnite battle royale

[worldly quail]

How do you get the del peiero apartment for free?

[topaz lion]

I have played both and enjoyed watch dogs 1 far more than gta

Far cry 5

Prototype 2

[lapis portal]

fortnite

[lavish flame]

Minecraft, elden ring is acceptable

[sly jackal]

fn is ass

[loud kiln]

I have 2.5k hours on gta, and i can tell u, its shit

[topaz lion]

Bloodborne

[loud kiln]

Ark

[lapis portal]

trust

i have 4 hours on fornie

[lavish flame]

Far cry is way more story drive game than a open world game

[sly jackal]

Real men play cod

[topaz lion]

i named like 8

[topaz lion]

It is open world

[loud kiln]

Bo4 the best

[lapis portal]

i played cold war

[loud kiln]

Forza and nfs

[topaz lion]

You can just factor far cry theres still 7 more

[lavish flame]

yeah but the story carry it. I don't know if you can spend even 20 hours of your time enjoying the open world

[lapis portal]

cold war fortnite edition

[sly jackal]

Nah for me I like the OG ones, Bo 1 and 2 and the first few mw

[lapis portal]

eh ig

ive never really played cod tbh

[loud kiln]

U cant even spend 1 minute of your time enjoying gta

[sly jackal]

MW2 is the best imo

[lapis portal]

old?

[lavish flame]

Because you made a job out of it. Probably, grinding cayo perico and old that shit

that's suck ass

[loud kiln]

I dont play cayo

[lapis portal]

you dont enjoy gta, you play it

[sly jackal]

You havn't lived

[loud kiln]

Im not @topaz lion

[lavish flame]

then probably casino

point is most of the players are grinding the shit out of gta online

[loud kiln]

I havent properly played in a year

[empty prism]

you dont play gta, you uninstall it

[lapis portal]

i get that when i say i have never played cod

[lavish flame]

that's why nobody enjoys it

[lapis portal]

you dont uninstall gta, you disown it like your son

[sly jackal]

You should give it a try tbh

[lapis portal]

alr

guys whats 135^2

[sly jackal]

warzone 2 is good

[loud kiln]

Only thing enjoyable on gta was, 100% storymode, platinum trophy (all achievements), ddcmm2

[unreal spruce]

How do you do jobs for the mercenary update

[lapis portal]

should i start with that?

[lavish flame]

18225

[lapis portal]

thanks

[vernal plaza]

ahh the rain sounds so good

[worldly quail]

How do you get the del peiero apartment for free?

[sly jackal]

warzone is just multiplayer, battle royal, dmz and plunder

[lapis portal]

ahh grass feels so good

[lapis portal]

alr

[vernal plaza]

can do one of the treasure hunts. they give 250k each

[lapis portal]

what

[worldly quail]

I am whatching a vid of TTG and he got it for free from Lester

[lapis portal]

akuma

[vernal plaza]

not even replying to you lol

[lapis portal]

dont hide

[lavish flame]

Is del peiero apartment part of the criminal enterpise

?

[lapis portal]

you can get 250k from treasure hungs?

[vernal plaza]

yeah

[lapis portal]

@tawny galleon i saw your reaction

[lapis portal]

nice

[lavish flame]

Then it would be free for TGG as he bougth the crminal enterprise

[tawny galleon]

Why would u watch him💀💀

[lapis portal]

ive contributed to his total views 0 times

[worldly quail]

I got it also but it is locked

[vernal plaza]

lol i started in 2018 and did like 90% stuff without videos. didnt even know what weekly discounts exist. just saw discounts sometimes and thought it was random

[tawny galleon]

Same
I have went on to talk shit thats it🤣🤣

[vernal plaza]

try wait for rank 5. that could help

[lapis portal]

yeah

im only in this server for the interaction

[worldly quail]

I am above

[lapis portal]

but sometimes that interaction is dogshit like 90% of the time

[vernal plaza]

weird

[unreal spruce]

I am level 125

[loud kiln]

I got a 100% winrate on fortnite this season

[lapis portal]

im level 2

[vernal plaza]

lol survived a bounty. long ago since did that

[lapis portal]

nice

[unreal spruce]

I just started an knew character and transfered levels from my old one

[simple iron]

Boobs

[lapis portal]

Latina Boobs

[swift umbra]

So you’ve played one game and won?

[simple iron]

😏

[elder vortex]

...

[loud kiln]

Obviously

[simple iron]

He only got 1 kill

[loud kiln]

And it was against bots

[lilac marlin]

don’t fight fire with fire, try to calm it down - woxolotl 2023

[simple iron]

So you where the only one in the lobby?

[lilac marlin]

or actually probably some greek dude

[loud kiln]

Wheres funny

[lapis portal]

@tawny galleon stop chat lurking

[simple iron]

[lilac marlin]

akuma

where

[lapis portal]

hes reacting to messages

[loud kiln]

Imma play another game of fortnite

[lilac marlin]

akuma why no say hi to me

[lapis portal]

that win rate is gonna be 50% soon

[lapis portal]

yo

youre woxolotl

[lilac marlin]

that’s right

[loud kiln]

Im not noob

[lapis portal]

do you remember me?

[lilac marlin]

not really

[lapis portal]

yes you are

[lilac marlin]

but don’t get offended

[loud kiln]

I got like 500 wins on fn

[lapis portal]

im future

[lilac marlin]

i have shit memory

oh yeah

[lapis portal]

noob

[lilac marlin]

what happened to ur account

[lapis portal]

i hacked

[swift umbra]

[lilac marlin]

rip

[simple iron]

Bro got hacked

[lapis portal]

i thought your pfp was breasts and i was left disappointed so youre one to talk

[loud kiln]

Any1 want my 20 vbucks?

[swift umbra]

You know how we call that?

[lapis portal]

me

[edgy mango]

no

[lapis portal]

yes

[lilac marlin]

is that enough to get the new battle pass

[lapis portal]

yes

[lilac marlin]

ok

gimme

[vernal plaza]

damm there is thunder outside and my second monitor even lost power

laptop also was on battery

[simple iron]

I blame @empty prism

[vernal plaza]

muhaha

[lost schooner]

wow im highest mod

server owner

!!!

[simple iron]

Nuh uh I am

[loud kiln]

I fucking suck

[lavish flame]

We know

[lapis portal]

NO

DAMMIT

yo

wasnt foxx higher than mod?

[acoustic barn]

no

Foxx is the bottom feeder of the mods

[loud kiln]

I was best mod

[acoustic barn]

@lapis widget don't you have bins to empty and floors to sweep

[empty prism]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-imagination-rainbow-happy-gif-4596954

[simple iron]

Thunder worst mod

[empty prism]

that's not how you speak to daddy

[simple iron]

Tf

[empty prism]

no pocket money for you

[loud kiln]

All u do is be active, active ≠ good mod

[empty prism]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-missed-part-where-problem-gif-20199027

[lapis portal]

shut up thunder

[lapis portal]

ive never seen you do a mod thing

[lapis portal]

why do you have a math problem in your name

are you good at math?

[lavish flame]

Guys, Can I ask something?

[lapis portal]

sure

[sharp field]

hey chat

[lapis portal]

233

[lapis portal]

?

[lavish flame]

My friends just finish the last dose missions and they didn't take the free car, did Rockstar removed it?

[lapis portal]

i feel like the only thing that makes donkay a qualified mod is that he says “hey chat” every once in a while

[lapis widget]

Why you hating on me

[lapis widget]

No

[edgy mango]

You just did

[lavish flame]

No

[lapis portal]

i dont think so but i dont play anymore

[lapis portal]

You just did

[lavish flame]

It’s still in the game you just have to wait for it

Dax will call you when you can get the car

[lapis portal]

@edgy mango i like poo

[lavish flame]

Ayo????

[weary arrow]

[nocturne coyote]

[weary arrow]

[edgy mango]

@lapis widget @empty prism someone is a bit angry

[lavish flame]

They are are waiting for 2 hour and still nothing

[lapis portal]

imagine

[weary arrow]

should’ve replied with lol

[edgy mango]

true

[lavish flame]

Yeah it takes a while my friend didn’t get it for like 3 days I got mine after like 30 minutes it’s just random I guess

[edgy mango]

he was just mad i killed him

[weary arrow]

lmfao

[lapis portal]

kiss me

[lavish flame]

What you playing

[weary arrow]

make me

[lapis portal]

fortnite

[lapis portal]

bet come here walter white gang fr fr

[weary arrow]

pay me $20

[lapis portal]

whats your paypal and phone number

[weary arrow]

gotta go byeee

[lapis portal]

no

let me get your number

[lavish flame]

Thanks for ur help

[lavish flame]

Yw

[edgy mango]

dead by daylight

well i was then i hopped off

[lavish flame]

Ok

[lapis portal]

stixz

[edgy mango]

future

[lapis portal]

how do i pronounce your name

[edgy mango]

sticks

[lapis portal]

i thought it was st-i-sh-its

[lavish flame]

[weary arrow]

you might have a disease @lapis portal

[lapis portal]

why

[lavish flame]

if i was to buy a new vehicle warehouse would i lose my cars that are in the one i have now?

[lapis portal]

yes

[acoustic barn]

What

[lavish flame]

wonderful

[lost schooner]

true

[lost schooner]

who do you suck

[lost schooner]

[lapis portal]

yoooooo

el raccoon

[lost schooner]

only me smh, im the one doing mod stuff

[civic ridge]

Yoo

[lost schooner]

yoooo

guys I have terrible news

[lapis portal]

you muted me once

[lost schooner]

my name is now "xenotheraccoon"

[civic ridge]

?

[lapis portal]

what

[lost schooner]

[tawdry quest]

Yoooo

[lapis portal]

no

:(

[lost schooner]

how sad

[lapis portal]

sup cutie

[civic ridge]

😎

[lost schooner]

I put spaces but apparently they didnt save

[civic ridge]

U are moving mad

[lapis portal]

awww

[lost schooner]

true

[tawdry quest]

Im good dude

[lapis portal]

i deserved it

[lapis portal]

same bro

[lapis portal]

im stopping happy not moving mad

[civic ridge]

Same

[tawdry quest]

Im a guy bro

[lapis portal]

same bro

[lost schooner]

tbh I more often tell people to stop breaking rules than mute/warn them instantly in general

[civic ridge]

Yo guy

[lost schooner]

homophobia???

[lapis widget]

Lord

[tawdry quest]

Yooooo

[carmine cedar]

Hi

[civic ridge]

Hi

👋🏼

[lapis portal]

i mean you are still an enforcer which qualifies

[lapis portal]

hello

[civic ridge]

🦶🏼

[carmine cedar]

Can you help please

[lapis portal]

ok

[lapis widget]

Watching raccoon get bbq’d

[lost schooner]

dw fozz youre my second favorite mod after myself

[lapis widget]

Aww

[lost schooner]

thank you sir appreciated

[lost schooner]

[civic ridge]

Lemme eat u

[lost schooner]

hi food

[civic ridge]

🍉

[civic ridge]

🍰

[lost schooner]

🫐

[lapis portal]

🍆

[civic ridge]

🍒

[lost schooner]

wait holdup-

🍑

[civic ridge]

👨‍🦲

[lost schooner]

guys, do you prefer 🍑 or 🍒

[lapis portal]

🍑

[civic ridge]

What do u prefer

[lost schooner]

why

[lapis portal]

🍒 is pure looks only

[civic ridge]

Why not ?

[civic ridge]

💯

[agile spade]

EASILY 🍑

[lavish flame]

im fucking dead

[agile spade]

A perfect set of ass is better than a perfect set of tits and that’s the facts

[lost schooner]

I like both but 🍑 is more common

[lost schooner]

nah perfect set then cherries better bro

[obtuse lichen]

some dude was shit talking me and we fought in the airport and it was 24-2😭 and it was a 2v1💀

[civic ridge]

Both

[lost schooner]

24-2?

[lapis portal]

what are you more likely to 👏 🍑 or 🍒

[civic ridge]

[obtuse lichen]

im a tryhard vs two tank griefers

[lost schooner]

dat peach

[lapis portal]

exactly

🍑 servers a purpose

[civic ridge]

🍆 or 🍑

[lapis portal]

but only purpose 🍒 serves is to 🥛🍒👶 but why would you go for a girl when you aint even getting the 🍒 the baby is

[lapis portal]

im not commenting on this one

[civic ridge]

I mean 🍆 is better (no homo)

[lost schooner]

you can still get them but yk

[lapis portal]

just a bit harder

[lapis portal]

[lost schooner]

you can also slap 🍒

[civic ridge]

[lapis portal]

true but 🍑 has all the same things 🍒 has and jiggles more often AND 👏 for ya

[civic ridge]

[lost schooner]

good points

[lost schooner]

huh??

[civic ridge]

yes

[agile spade]

FAX

[lost schooner]

UHM

WHAT

[civic ridge]

??

[simple iron]

tf

[lost schooner]

?!

[civic ridge]

?!?!

[lapis portal]

what

what happened

[lost schooner]

nah thats mad

lets change topic

[lapis portal]

what

[civic ridge]

[simple iron]

Ayooo

[agile spade]

Nooooo Way

[lapis portal]

yo

what are you guys on about

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/happycupcake-gif-22997102

[civic ridge]

[agile spade]

Whyd you delete

[civic ridge]

Pass

[agile spade]

I was ab to applaud

[lapis portal]

guys have you seen the brand new gta thing?

[civic ridge]

Smash

[wind raptor]

Am i the only one getting that cayo perico glitch where your guns disappear?

[lapis portal]

no

[civic ridge]

No

[civic ridge]

I was quicker

[lapis portal]

check #📣┃announcements

wait

no

[civic ridge]

Check #📣┃announcements

[lapis portal]

#🎥┃videos

[civic ridge]

#🎥┃videos

[lapis portal]

check videos

stfu

[civic ridge]

Yeh that

[lapis portal]

sup cutie

[wind raptor]

Shits lowkey annoying asf especially as a newer player :/

[lapis portal]

oof

[civic ridge]

Be older

[wind raptor]

Thanks for the advice

[civic ridge]

You’re welcome darling 🤗

[lapis widget]

Stop flirting

[lapis portal]

whos in your pfp

[civic ridge]

Who’s flirting

[lapis widget]

You?

[edgy mango]

jealousy

[wind raptor]

Its that dam son meme

[lapis widget]

Do you need a time out

[edgy mango]

no i think you do

[lapis portal]

dam..

[civic ridge]

Ooh you’re in a bad mood huh?

[lapis portal]

agreed

[lapis widget]

[lapis portal]

stishits

[edgy mango]

hes being a bit toxic

Id say 3 points

[civic ridge]

8*

[lapis portal]

4*

[civic ridge]

Wait

@lapis widget how many warnings do I hav

[lapis widget]

Everyone getting time out

[civic ridge]

Have

[lapis portal]

no

[lapis widget]

I’ll check

[lapis portal]

28.7

[civic ridge]

Are u going to be a fighter in the future?

[edgy mango]

timeout deez nuts

[lapis widget]

You’re on 7 @civic ridge

[lapis widget]

What if I ban you now

[lapis portal]

i got a taser with foxx’s name on it that says “for balls only”

[civic ridge]

7? What’s the highest score?

[simple iron]

I agree

[edgy mango]

I have over 900k points

[lapis portal]

wbm?

[lapis widget]

8 to ban

[civic ridge]

28.7

[civic ridge]

😥

[lapis portal]

damn

[simple iron]

Can’t wait

[loud kiln]

Imagine warns

[lapis portal]

breasts

[civic ridge]

I bet u have 7 tooooo

[simple iron]

Only 2

[lapis portal]

i have 0

[civic ridge]

28.7*

[sharp field]

hey chat

[lapis portal]

0

[lapis portal]

234

[simple iron]

69

[civic ridge]

Why did I get a warn from u yesterday?

[sharp field]

you didn’t

[edgy mango]

You could ping tgg if u wanna get 8

[simple iron]

Follow the rules

[civic ridge]

Bet

[loud kiln]

Theres no donkey emote

[sharp field]

there was one

it got deleted

[lapis portal]

im level 15

[lapis portal]

why

[sharp field]

idk

[lapis portal]

there was no need for it to be deleted bro

[waxen gorge]

Casino hiest anyone pc player

[lapis portal]

go to lfg channels for some help

specifically pc heist

[civic ridge]

Bet

[lapis portal]

@copper lintel

[civic ridge]

I did

[lapis portal]

akuma

[civic ridge]

Just asked a mod to mute me for 360 hours

[lapis portal]

stop lurkin bruh

[civic ridge]

@copper lintel

[lapis portal]

akuma kiss me

[civic ridge]

He married bruh

[lapis portal]

so?

[civic ridge]

So?

[lapis portal]

id smash akuma if i could with my bare 🍆

[simple iron]

🤯

[lapis portal]

you too zaza🥵😘

🍆

[simple iron]

Tf

[agile ginkgo]

Do you guys sleep 😂😂

[tawny galleon]

Ew fuck no
I aint kiss no man bruv

[tawny galleon]

Whats sleep

[civic ridge]

It’s afternoon

[simple iron]

Nah

[lapis portal]

im a woman

[tawny galleon]

Also it only 2pm

[agile ginkgo]

Goddamn 😂😂

[tawny galleon]

Ur a bitch of a man so

[simple iron]

8am for me

[lapis portal]

13am for me

[civic ridge]

Where u from

[lapis portal]

brazil

[civic ridge]

Brazil

🇧🇷

[lapis portal]

hes from mexico

[civic ridge]

Mehico

[simple iron]

Somewhere

[civic ridge]

I like mehico

[lapis portal]

si

hablas espanol?

oye

pappa

te estoy hablando

yo

pappa

[civic ridge]

Hablando hablando

[lapis portal]

im talking to you

[civic ridge]

Yes

Fighter

[agile ginkgo]

Wtf

[lapis portal]

do you speak spanish

[lapis portal]

what

[civic ridge]

Yes mon amigo

[lapis portal]

mon?

[civic ridge]

Ma?