#💬┃gorilla-chat
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angel heres a simplier solution
Ok
Cut your hair off ok
Bet
Gonna be bald
😂 u would look cute bald
bald like johnny sins
is there a website that has the gta 5 map with alleaster egg on it
Im going to sleep now
Just watch a video
ong
im good
lazy ass
then just find a website on ur owm
@full violet im liking this game already
this update just came out and theres alr a perm off radar glitch 😭
Oh mah lawd I see the fume knight in the background
i mean its not like its gonna stop me. i can just go upside down on a mk2 with thermal vision but its the fact that theyres a new one with this update 🤦🏾
Omg really 😭
bro deadass ☠️
Rockstar when people cry about gta6:
Let’s go just completed series a with randoms
Omg how
Thats what your mother asked me last night
Cuphead lol
thats crazy
my mineral water only have 19.5 kilograms of proten
All i see is ai generated rock eating rocks
Can i make people give me money
I want to became jef bezos
Stop replying i ban you im the ceo of diecord
No you!
Bruj you used already existing sentence
E
who the fuck keeps kicking me
I love gta 5
It was me muahahahaha 
bro is fr a demon

Who told you that im not your mother
Is the pac standard heists part of the original apartment heists
Yeah it is bro
Ok thanks
Anyone tried out the monstrociti yet ? I kinda wanna buy it
No problem
Its great
Top 1 offroader
Really ? Better than Kamacho ?
Trueeee but it was good for races imo
Monstrociti is like the nissan patrol of gta
i mean it is a good game
Oh it’s sick then I wanna get the jet first but I wasted all my money on avenger upgrades
I have two questionss
For who ?
the duke o death

does wheelies
The new jet is very amazing
L
skill issu
Yeah @raw warren
Shut the fuck up
Anyways gotta go
Time to rev my Tesla

homie
I want to sponsor you
Time to rev my private jet
This chat is funny
ur funny
bro i dont have the railgun....do anyone know how to get that?
You need gun van
We dont have vortex
Howw
Gta 6 is gonna be hella gay
If its in La
Or california
gun van doesnt have the railgun(:
This is over yeah
What’s in the gun van today
R* makes me rock like a star hard! Excited for gta6
i wanna go to rockstar main office and burn it down and then plant 100 kilos of C4 at its support beams
💀
i HATE rockstar
😭
you do realize discord posts logs of your messages to national department right
I have the freedom of speech ong
Rockstar took money i grinded for like 2 days
and made that shit disappear into thin air
that ain’t freedom of speech you can actually get on a watchlist
They can even legally fine you due to fear of security
enough to ruin your life.
i couldnt get 100 kilos if i wanted to
that’s why jail exists 
Great
realistically that won’t happen
But careful on what you say
can actually be worrisome. Too specific in detail
But you can agree that gta6 is the best game
they should suck some dick

GTA 6 aint even realsed
so i can film it and blackmail them for all the are worth
ill speed up gta 6 production times

it’s coming 2022
Trust
100%
Here we go.
Confirmed and let’s go.
hol up what was that
Bro watches mrbossftw
boss man fuck the world
mrbossftw stands for mrbossfucksthewalrus
I want gta to be over 1 terabyte
okay
Stop tripping
lol
how
Honestly hope we get the big map
Like all the gta maps combined
But we prolly won’t
We might get the fortnite map in gta 6
you can’t talk about that glitch here it’s not allowed
Alr smh
Yeah
I tell you in dm
Alr
Anyone trying to play
It ant
That is my girl
Nah she is just so fine
It ant weird
And do Sus things
Lol

I changed it
Why I don’t have my girlfriend as my pfp 
Bc you don't get girls
Hey guys
Guys i wanted to shape my haircut but its the same price as a full haircut what shoud i do
I’m not a pussy
I love you thoo
Thunder is
Yes yes
If he does you are gay
Where is joshh
ayoo
anyways I’m starting strip club to launder cash after I rob stuff with the payday gang

Tgg doesnt even use this diecord
I was going to ping him
Nuh uh
To get points
That’s bad
Rules said ping tgg or staff for extra points
you get to point limit you out of here 
You dont want me to have more point than you?

🗣️🇫🇷
Remember you are gay to urself
You sound like a lvl 7 goober
Pls shut your fucking mouth
Im rank 351
Haha i have over 20 bots blocked
you can’t block yourself 

@lavish flame
Zaza go away
You first bitch
He paid for colors
dam
dude i get it


ayo
wsg slut
Bluds a bit youg
bro screwed up
he forgot the Cond
im 95
(i am indeed 105
i know whats worse than being trans
not having more than 20 mil on gta
i saw
imagine not having 300mil
Bro you literally only had 20k in that vid
at the end
Brokie
How do I get rid of the space traveler helmet
In gta combining crocs with tall socks and alien shorts are legendary
Guys
When R* said large-scale battle in Cayo Perico in a few weeks.
It might be a battle royale sort of thing.

i aint got 20k left
i got 900k now
i got 50% cut of an act 1 and 20% of a cayo
that shoots water
high pressured water
nahHHH thats racist
it's not
you put a african american man after saying ur dehydrtated
that's you looking for racism
I just saw evil smile
tru
You ain't loaded brah

I want to apologise

Guys in gta in the dimond casino there is girl next to the wheel and she says amongus jews



blud has been shot up
Blud lost all his blood
And youre a fat man
@elder pumice
You talking rough huh
Say that once more and I'll feed you gabagools
@elder pumice
You will never be super sigma nico belik
With gabages
I really want to became pilot but my mom keep saying nine eleven
No axes
he's on ps5 
No acces
idk man
@swift umbra community helper when?
im xbo
@loud kiln majin buu
never
@mellow cipher 🔥 🪰
cause normally I go bezerk on this kinda shit🤣
why is that no people respond in #1031671872439451729
People ain’t waiting in there for you to ask them to play, just wait a bit

Am depressed today i be real
sqyad the 50?
hi
im sad
i no lifed
got 30 levels
gone now
but now i got a real good question
if you grabbed some poop
and put it in a blender
would it be liquid poop
or diarrhea
goodbye now
im going to delete some of those texts thats too much
create a ticket @lapis portal
alr there
nah im good
i got hacked my account got deleted but i dont care about the levels
i was future
but answer my question about diarrhea
idk
I think the liquid poop is diarhea s unclue rogan
Obama in the chat let's goo
lets gooooooooo
Let's fucking goooo
also i swear i remember you from somewhere bro
But where?
I bet you do
Wait I'm lvl 20?
yeah
Oh damn
yo
yeah
guys
i was wondering what happened to you
Lets goo? But where
Rip
yeah
whats up?
u think i should buy gta 5?
if u want to
Nop
why not
im sad though i cant make fun of people who fail embeds unless i buy nitro again i cant make fun of people thats the only perk of boosting
Coz on pc you don't get HSW and lot of things are latest gen console exclusive
id say its your choice but right now the game is pretty bland after you get most stuff and gta 6 is supposedly coming out in the next 2 years or less cant remember
yeah u do
just feels like a grind after a while
im not waiting 2 yrs tho
Nop
cap
no
No HSW trials
or cars
You can't buy cars from car meet from other ppl
i doesnt matter
On pc
u can buy cars on consoles from other ppl?
they aren't even in the pc files I believe
yes
Nop
It's not
car nerd
i swr pc is supposed to be better
It's not

rockstar is fucking up bad atm
On pc I have experienced lots of bugs like not getting bikes for MC club bike service
:angr
what pc u have?
I hope that take 2 will remove their money making bitchass activities and'll let rockstar do their thing
Umm ryzen maiden 9999 thausend
wait
Hp victus
Umm are the ventilators spec?
i5 12 gen
3050
@misty ridge doest tgg play on pc?
same!
he has hsw
both pc and ps5
No it runs smooth
I believe more ps now
rlly?
He does have pc account tho
r u serious rn
yes
you squat 50 pounds?
PS5 players get pre update
So they can play instantly when a update realises
Kilograms
yeah but thats fine
Bless you
yeah
lbs?
is that right
the HSW isnt
apart from that
nice
I don't know how much I can as I don't go to the gym 😅
And rockstar have GTA +
Yes after buying a paid game
You gotta buy monthly subscription for that
To recieve free cars
Anyone want to play GTA 5 online races
most people are relatively strong
Let’s play

No access 👀
I mean I've been doing judo all my life so I ain't weak
wait so u think its worth buying gta pc ?
I'm mad at rockstar
Don't ask me rm
Pc can run max graphics with shaders
yeah but what content is missing
I wouldn't give them any money rn
Obama just ate smerp
bunch of fuckers
Don't give them money, they broke half the game
how?
play rdr2, thats actually good
goobaly gobalys i just ate a 5 inch sausage
by removing 180+ cars and destroying the race creator
yes
i play rdr3
why
you really think you're funny?
@swift umbra @edgy mango ur moms are a 
RACCOOON
@swift umbra when do u think i should buy?
woowwwwwwwwwww
you good @lost schooner ?

im with your mom rn
after they've fixed that shit
now the game is bad
yo

Ayo wsp
why are you still called raccoon
wait does anyone remember the price when gta 5 first came out?
is that your new name?
u defo aint weak judo is good. Martial arts goes over raw strength anyways
@lost schooner the phrase "your dad left" is because i am the dad, i was your moms husband until a good time ended it all
she became pregnant and i didnt want to be a dad
Im years older than you sir
If anything im ur dad
i just went back in time tho
you were only a few years old when i was born
Hmm
i stopped wearing diapers yesterday im making gains 😮💨😤😤😤

I used gta logic to turn into your dad
did i just wlk back into i go to watch a video for like 5 seoconds and stixz is e racoons dad now?!??!
was gta 50$ back in 2013?
Letsgoo 🗣️ ‼️ : ‼️💯🔥🔥
i birthed you when you birthed yourself i am you but not you im everywhere at once
mind break
but i must say your mom was a smash back in the day @lost schooner
Dayum
i used to be thunders son
Exactly, im the best homie to have
True

i can confirm
What is youre gender
im female
Back in the day before stixz was born 
you caught me
guys is the new heist thingy better than cayo perico?
💀😭💀
what
Ngl, yours is hot though
I was born before you
id smash my mom for 2 dollars
i just went back in time
There is no tomrow
your grandmas a real gilf
the most wack comment ive ever seen
as long as im around
there is an acid thingy that i saw
i have no idea what it is
you do you sir
i love you
you always respond
unlike some others
that would mean raccoon would be 13 at max
ly2
i went back a few years and after she got pregnant i unbirthed myself and got birthed again in Jan 2009
i dont do myself but okay
Which isnt true
ive gt ur dad for that one
again bro i went back in time
I smell some 🧢
mentally maybe but not on your passport
Caca prica still best heist for money
id smash your great grandpa for like around 16 dollars
Hmmmm
mentally he is
bro is gonna smash a person idek
just not physically
I mean... Its true but yk cant admit it 
no shut up
Smh
?mute @lapis portal 
"what color is oil you stile from the middle east"
Ibbought tula
if that would've worked 
English mate
im back
It works if I do it 
Ight mate i apologize
No worries

Yeah baby
im that scary discord mod now
and fat 
you are still the big fat obese raccoon you always were
True
they call me fffff
Poeple with bald head have really hairy cheeks
EXCUSE ME
but you can't help that, its standard discord mod
Im currently like 20 whole kgs
Which is fat for a raccoon
because im a “fat fast food future fighter” and weigh 400 pounds
im 75 kilo's
ive seen pics
I woud like to execute you
which is fat for a 16 yo
where did you go bro i need you back
Oh
unless your 190+ cm /6.4ft
Smh, become mod
guys im finally 4ft now
im lowkey 4'10
💀
what
im 6.4 racoon
Short ass mfs
so im quite big
Im tall
nvm you said 4’10
im 14
im 16

Ur gf said otherwise

Im 3 meeters tall
which one?
dam racoon got him
May he rest in piss
👼
i have short parents
Rebecca
kinda, but I don't have a gf so he didn't 100% get me 
True, I have ur gf 
my max squat is like 165. i got the good type of thunder thighs
Imagine getting hacked 
you do?
nah it was Katrina
why didn't I know I had one?
shut up
Cause u dont, I stole her
at least i dont pay nitro
I GOT FREE NITROOO
you stole my gf too
ah thanks!
hey chat
ofc u did
True, im a ladiesman like that
I did have a girl who loved me but she was a fucking whore and a half
Wym ofc 
my girls 4 years old man you stole her
you just admited
you even said you were a ladiesman like that
smh
ur a discord mod
Yes I sold her to human trafficers
i bet u went on a e-girl server
still
got that free nitro from like 5 diffrent sugar daddies
raccoon owns the e-girl servers
Got it from a legend in this very server
makes sense
they have to pay tax
i would too
proof?
Yeman, im like a pimp
and own a cartel
Get all dat money from them egirls
jezus where do you find the time man?
Yh, this is part of my cartel business 
its like the buisness in gta 5
its money we dont have to work for
it just randomly happens
who runs that part of the operations?
me
my dads a baddie
Hey!
but we say @simple iron runs it for a cover
hi
I mean I know @simple iron is in charge of the drugs department
i said hi
im the real brains behind the ops
say hi back
hi
@near patrol
im your rival
ofc, who else could do that
Indeed
hes mod now?
And you are second in commandthere
Yes
wow
didn't I do the robbing?
Yh but u can do multiple things
im in charge of over-seas drug production and money laundering
Look at @simple iron he grows, processes and sells weed all for ke
i sent someone for you
trust
I mean zaza is an idiot on that department, man would be shot before he would even be in the getaway car 🤣
ive hired 10 someones for you
ONG
True
zazas dumbass wuld probs drive through spikestrips
thinking he could get a drift bonus
he wouldn't get to the car
He'd be shot into a million pieces whilst still in the bank/store
bro gonna be shot dead
If it was a jewelry store be much easier

🫃
ok, you get to the good shit then, where is it?
go to high end jewerles
🫃
steal a baby of a rich family and blackmail them for money
Well they usually store the good stuff in the safe or a hidden compartment
yep
but how do you get there?
hmmmm
STOP
I mean you'd gun everyone in the store down 🤣
🫃🫃
nuh uh
you duped them
zaza would probs forget to tturn the safety off before he fires the gun

🫃🫃

what would you do then?
bros gonna just forget the mag
🫃🫃
he aint even gonna fire anything
Probably tie them and take the loot
🫃🫃
🫃🫃
🫃🫃
Good idea, only that the alarm would've been fired already at that point
🫃
You gonna get muted 
im gonna ban him
no
the pregnant man curse has been lifted as you have accepted it
alr
every step is deadly
hmmm why would I do a smash and grab
ive placed a couple tons of c4 in your supiport beams
How else should you it then?
IM SORRY
Be like Larry Lawton 
You watch him as well?
Yeah
alr well imma go now i just wanted update you guys goodbye
Yeah
Thanke man
Hmmm I could go in the store like they did in gta as bug stars 
Did you see his review on that
Called it pure bs

hey chat
Are you sure
are you sure i’m even here?
Not really
where’s donky
@sly jackal wake up bitch
lol
are time trials daily now?
hey guys
does anyone know where to get the base gta 5 without the starter pack
I dont want to the 1m and free properties at the start
Just buy a normal gta, not the premium edition
You know future is back
from where
its not on steam
I cant find it
How would i know that, I'm barely getting time to chat from the last 3 days
@empty prism
Wait lemme see
Simply a skill issue
i have a question guys
hello
what are you doing apart from chatting though
want free v bucks?
Nah I'm good thanks
Shove the v bucks up your ass
steam is only having premium edition
hi cutie
its cheaper than original gta 5 so thats why they removed it
They couldnt handle my nickel
So they took away my mod
hi babes 😘
ahh makes sense
man these new missions fucking suck
do you know wherre i can get thebase
i didnt even do that, just bought the jet without trade price
not sure, try on rockstar launcher or epic games
i never did trade prices
the ones on the left when u open the terminal
the story ones
trade prices are usually not even worth the effort
I need a extra for a parico heist if anyone on Xbox wants to join
do you know a website called cdkeys.com?
Skill issue
its very cheap on there
?xbox @agile ginkgo
why not do it solo?
no i dont buy games from websites
@acoustic barn yea xbox
Fuck this bot lmao
i dont trust them
how is it a skill issue that the missions are just boring and reuse assets
oh
@lapis portal for the gold
ok
delay 🤣
?ping
oh
@acoustic barn yes
rip dyno
Not working?
seeing avi again was cool but that’s about it
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smash or pass discord mod edition
working for me
Lmao
?mute @empty prism 
I like cats
What is going on 😂😂
Hey , These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
idk
now it works smh
Wait those do work?
What is the best way to make money
?adult videos
are arena war vehicles worth it










