💬┃gorilla-chat

[lavish flame]

You need to be put on an fbi watchlist

[gentle oasis]

It’s you

[jagged wraith]

Dude im actually tired of listening to gta

[nimble basin]

Why

[lavish flame]

We need 24 hour surveillance

[jagged wraith]

Tgg*

[silent dirge]

Umm.. I don’t know who you’re talking about. My name is Jim Milton

[near patrol]

DONT LISTEN TO IT

[jagged wraith]

Mb guys

[jagged wraith]

Oh really jim milton?

[nimble basin]

just because i think it cool to kidnap kids that are having fun on the mic in gta and ruin their experience theres nothing wrong with that

[silent dirge]

I hmm

[jagged wraith]

Eww his ending music is so bad 💀

Eww i don't wanna see no fortnite recommendation

[lavish flame]

His voice can get annoying if u listen too much but his videos are Ws

[nimble basin]

this one time this dude was near the baller’s territory and he said anyone pull up and he was tryna be realistic so i did i drive by and killed him and set his body on fire

[ashen badger]

What are the rewards for the new missions

[silent dirge]

2 bags of shit

[lavish flame]

Brodrick mursik

[jagged wraith]

No

[nimble basin]

Then i heard this kid on the microphone and i put him in a car he said looks cool and blew him up in the car

Can people get in the rc controlled cars?

[jagged wraith]

Ima play gta

[silent dirge]

Now I know why people wanna kill for no reason

[nimble basin]

Nah he was being annoying

[lavish flame]

Why even listen to something u dont wanna listen to 🤣

[nimble basin]

this other time i made a kid get yelled at

[silent dirge]

I don’t see no difference between him and you

[nimble basin]

Ok?

[jagged wraith]

Cause i had it in the background

[nimble basin]

If im annoying dont listen to me :/

[lavish flame]

My question stands

[silent dirge]

I’m not…I’m reading

[nimble basin]

Ok then dont read my messages

[lavish flame]

[nimble basin]

but i rarely do that i only do that when i feel like killing someone

[silent dirge]

But me eyes….need glasses

[nimble basin]

I might go do it rn

[silent dirge]

I bet some rockstar was like “umm you know those cars we added a few years back? Let’s take them away and put them behind gta+ cause our target audience is too dumb to know the difference”

[nimble basin]

.

true

[silent dirge]

I wonder when they’ll remove gta online itself and charge us another $80 to buy.
makes me worry about gta 6

[trail summit]

Yuhhhhh

Shi crazy up in ottawa

[nimble basin]

I mean most people will be dumb enough to buy it

[trail summit]

I been fuckin robbed and burnt

[silent dirge]

What happened

[trail summit]

In jus the last 48 hours

[silent dirge]

Damon

Damn*

[nimble basin]

In gta?

[trail summit]

N

No

Irl

[nimble basin]

.

[nimble basin]

are u ok?

[trail summit]

I been chillin up in ottawa for the past lil bit

The locals are all fuckin crackheads

[lavish flame]

How’d you get burnt?

[nimble basin]

Bro are u good wdym u were burnt

[trail summit]

The mfer who robbed the place literally had a needle stickin in him

Oh yeah

[silent dirge]

I don’t know man….if you think the best to solve a robbery is to go on a gta discord server……

[trail summit]

So my brother and I was jus chilling at the ice cream place

We was snackin

Then all of a sudden we smell smoke

Here

Them dude pull up

[vagrant hemlock]

Oh shit

[silent dirge]

Did cops do sumthing

[trail summit]

We were then wveacuated and shit

[trail summit]

Idk I was busy Eatin my ice cream

No fire can’t come between that

[lavish flame]

Gotta finish the cone

[trail summit]

Fr

[silent dirge]

Well was you rich ?

[lavish flame]

No matter what

[trail summit]

Ain’t no way I’m letting a single drop drip

[desert musk]

gm gorilla

[trail summit]

?

I’m broke as shit

[silent dirge]

I mean I feel bad if they took a lot of the money and belongings

[trail summit]

Ah no

[ashen badger]

What’s the Point of the new missions you only get 12k per mission

[trail summit]

See what happen was

The day before

My fam came to visit

They done took us out to sushi and shi

[lavish flame]

12k?

12k is crazy

[ashen badger]

Yea

[trail summit]

Dopey came in with a gun

Took the shi in the register

Then when bro turned around

[ashen badger]

There might be bonuses like complete them all get a mil or a car or something but idk

[lavish flame]

Wtf going down in ottawa💀 shit is a gta lobby the way u describing it

[trail summit]

The dude behind the register pulled a fuckin action movie shit

[silent dirge]

You’re from Canada right?

[trail summit]

Man tackles his legs and pulled the gun on the dopey

[vagrant hemlock]

U sure they werent filming a movie??

[trail summit]

Yessir, wher marjuana is legal and homelessness is unbelievable

🇨🇦🇨🇦

[silent dirge]

I don’t think you can own guns in Canada

[trail summit]

Yessir

[trail summit]

Actually you can

Second highest guns per person

[nimble basin]

Bro u live in gta irl?

[silent dirge]

Didn’t Trudeau ban them

[trail summit]

Highest being America, with 110 guns per person

[vagrant hemlock]

W t f

[trail summit]

Yeah but the homeless of Canada is just a totally different society

[trail summit]

110 guns per 100 people*

My bad

Should’ve clarified that

[vagrant hemlock]

Ah

[silent dirge]

We’ll either the dude who robbed you was desperate or your fam set you up

[trail summit]

Heroin is illegal in Canada, but multiple shops literally supply fresh needles to homeless people

[trail summit]

That’s what I mean with homeless people are just a different society in Canada

They make their own fucked up laws

[trail summit]

Nah bro wasn’t desperate, if he wanted food he could’ve just grabbed it. As said, we were in a sushi restaurant

She was skinny as a twig tho, so she needed it

But in Canada drugs come before food

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[silent dirge]

Let me just clarify. Did you get robbed or the restaurant? Or the house

[trail summit]

Restaurant

[silent dirge]

Man you lucky

[trail summit]

Bros gun liked lookin at me tho

[vagrant hemlock]

At least they didnt shoot up the place

[silent dirge]

Shits even crazier down here in bc

[trail summit]

My table was right next to the cashier💀

[trail summit]

U in bc?

[silent dirge]

Uh hmm

[trail summit]

Shi bro

Is the drug and homeless situation worse or better?

[nimble basin]

Someone in my lobby -10M kd

[silent dirge]

There’s far too many standings in public transit round here

[trail summit]

I don’t think they new how to use the gun lol, but it was a spooky and kooky experience

[simple salmon]

I have an overall income of 282M, overall expenses of 565M

[silent dirge]

I been to Van couple times. Lots of homelessy dudes with creepy faces

[trail summit]

Yeah

In ottawa it really depends where you go

[silent dirge]

Thankfully we don’t got school shooters like the states

[trail summit]

There’s two streets next to each other, on one there’s a nice mall and an ice cream parlour. If you even look into the other one someone will put a knife to your throat and mug you.

That’s Ottawa in a nutshell

[nimble basin]

How much debt u got

[trail summit]

Fr

My fam down in Nova Scotia got some bad shootings though

[timber lava]

@empty prism

you pinged us like

so late

[empty prism]

Yes ?

[silent dirge]

That’s like the Wild West….or east

[trail summit]

Fr

[empty prism]

Because it was Yearly Gta update day aswell, previous post was about the dlc

[silent dirge]

Sup

[timber lava]

anyone else like balls

[trail summit]

Remember that one time a few years back where that psychopath dressed up as a cop, stole a cop car, pretended to be a cop so that no one could catch him (which worked for a while) and shot dozens of people in one day?

[silent dirge]

Bitches love balls

[timber lava]

no pretty sure that was in your head

[sterile knoll]

Hello everyone, how have your days been going?

[trail summit]

Man was movin closer and closer to my fams house until finally they caught him

[timber lava]

terrible don’t ask

[still monolith]

did they change the nightclub? i can't get the drunk guy to kick out as much

[silent dirge]

No wonder the modern civilization is screwed

[sterile knoll]

I will not ask

[trail summit]

I wish it was. I’d tell you the name, but Trudeau kept that private so that he wouldn’t get any fame.

[trail summit]

Fr

[timber lava]

My bitch cheated on me smh

[trail summit]

Anyway what going on in bc?

[silent dirge]

Shit

[trail summit]

I been there like once and it seemed quite chill

[timber lava]

terrible things that’s why I moved

[trail summit]

A bit more specific plz

[trail summit]

Fr

[timber lava]

It’s legal to possess fentanyl in BC

[trail summit]

Yeah

[timber lava]

that’s how it’s going

[trail summit]

Drugs are a serious problem in Canada

[timber lava]

it’s legal

to own lethal doses of fentanyl

[silent dirge]

Weather is nice, but regions near Vancouver are pretty dangerous

[trail summit]

In Ottawa one small road has 5 vape shops, 3 cigarettes/e-cigarette/cigar shops, 2 marjuana shops and 2 shops for bongs

I wish I was joking

[trail summit]

Yeah

[silent dirge]

My own mates I thought were good guys turned out to be vapers

[trail summit]

Nvm the vapes will

😂

[silent dirge]

I hope so

[trail summit]

Man it is so difficult to not do drugs in ottawa

All my friends smoke weed, and like half of them smoke marjuana

[silent dirge]

Ima be honest this one guy in brought in a fucking rifle to the school, only to later reveal that it was some air rifle to be used in a skit

I freaked out for

Real

It is….both kill you

Weed and marijuana

[trail summit]

Slightly different

[silent dirge]

Everyone who ever smoked weed I new died a year later

[trail summit]

Btw my friends and I are all under 18

Marjuana is the bong thing, weed is rolled

[silent dirge]

Whatever you say

[timber lava]

anyways

[silent dirge]

Everyone dies someday, some sooner than others

[trail summit]

No weed does kill people, just a slower process

[timber lava]

the torero and stuff the faggio like bro

tons of cool cool cars gone

[trail summit]

Rip

[silent dirge]

Guess I’ll wait on my auto shop customers to bring in their rides so I can buy ‘em

[timber lava]

They got rid of the Hermes man

doc Hudson

Z type gone tooo

[trail summit]

Rockstar suck👍

[timber lava]

fucking buklshit

[silent dirge]

Gta 6: buy premium plus pack now for $5000 and slightly bigger tits for Lucia

[timber lava]

you ain’t see the video TGG put out?

They basically said when they’ll drop the trailer

bitch

Gta v 10th anniversary

“One day will reveal all”

motherfucker what would we care about being revealed they’re not doing a heist or anything

[visual venture]

can someone help pls

[timber lava]

They don’t tease like this for anything else

[visual venture]

I play gta sp with mods and it wont launch

[silent dirge]

It’s obvious at this point. Rockstar knows all their player base sulking on their bad decisions over the last 10 years will vanish once they tease gta vi

[timber lava]

RdrO*

[timber lava]

Yeah because no one has really cared about gtao for a while

Not genuinely

yeah they do

Keep it running and make money

[silent dirge]

Man rdr2 is the best game they ever made … such a shame to see them a abandon it like that

[timber lava]

Because red dead online was ass and always was ass

keep milking gtao until 6 is out

No one played red dead online man it was so dead

I don’t think you know what irony is

[lavish flame]

Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. But I’m there too. Watching. Two years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It’s a big city. I can’t be everywhere. But they don’t know where I am. We have a signal now. For when I’m needed. But when that light hits the sky, it’s not just a call. It’s a warning. To them. Fear… is a tool. They think I’m hiding in the shadows. But I am the shadows. I’m vengeance.

[timber lava]

Can your ass shut up

[lavish flame]

No

[silent dirge]

How can his ass shut up broo. Tell home to shut his mouth

[timber lava]

bro thinks he’s Batman but he weighs 890 pounds

[silent dirge]

John wick 4

[timber lava]

50 shades of grey

[lavish flame]

Funny coming from a discord mod

[silent dirge]

You said name a film… I did

[timber lava]

I’m not a mod LMAO

[silent dirge]

The good the bad and the ugly

[timber lava]

movie Holes

[empty prism]

Cucumber: The awakening of weird fantasies

[timber lava]

Holes

[lavish flame]

The godfather trilogy

[trail summit]

Sex

Part 2

[timber lava]

“Not a part of a series” he says and everyone names series movies

[silent dirge]

Avengers

[timber lava]

Oh he does want a series

MCU

[lavish flame]

He said has a series

[timber lava]

uhhh

[trail summit]

Star Wars

[timber lava]

Star whores

[lavish flame]

Dceu

[trail summit]

Literally me

[trail summit]

Nonexistent; fuck DC

[timber lava]

oh for you to watch

ihhhh

[lavish flame]

Fuck dc

[timber lava]

ummm

[trail summit]

Lord of the Rings?

[timber lava]

Back to the future

[silent dirge]

Life is like sequels…just when we think all our problems are gone some fucker joins the party

[timber lava]

suck my toe I’m trying to give you movies you haven’t seen

[trail summit]

🗿🗿

[lavish flame]

Fuck you fuck them shoes fuck prince william fuck the queen this is america my president is black and my lambo is blue

Shush

Fuck the whole monarchy

[timber lava]

9/11 the movie part 2

[nimble basin]

Am i scared if i kill a dude with a nightshark twice and he tells me to get out and i kills him with a sniper twice

[lavish flame]

Some useless wastes of shit

[trail summit]

The Maze Runner (only if you haven’t read the book; the movies are horribly innacurate)

[trail summit]

Sex part69

[timber lava]

HUnfer game?

[lavish flame]

Smoking on the elizabeth pack

Why?

[timber lava]

Hunger game

[silent dirge]

Spectre

[lavish flame]

Im british mate

[trail summit]

SEX

[lavish flame]

Idgaf about 9/11

Fuck the queen

[ashen badger]

How has the monarchy personally effected you

[trail summit]

🗿

[lavish flame]

Actually i take that back it hasnt affected me but 9/11 is fucked up

[timber lava]

king killed his brother

[trail summit]

That’s affected dipshit

[silent dirge]

I will amigo

[lavish flame]

Thats some real shit

[timber lava]

RAVEN

remember Affect verb effect noun

[ashen badger]

You also misspelt something you had to edit your comment

[timber lava]

to say you’re correct meme ^

[trail summit]

Exactly

[lavish flame]

Thats a nice way of remembering

W

[trail summit]

Yes but I corrected and you didn’t

[timber lava]

thx

[silent dirge]

I don’t need to , she’s just 6 feet into Mother Earth

[trail summit]

@lavish flame watch Money Shot

[ashen badger]

Because I don’t care enough about what some children arguing about monarchy think about me or my spelling and you came at me straight away

[lavish flame]

Children is crazy

Relax

Get off your high horse

[trail summit]

I know, money shot is the pornhub story

[ashen badger]

I sent 1 long message so I don’t have to send three short ones

[timber lava]

https://tenor.com/view/money-riches-cash-moneyshot-gif-24049887

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shush-shh-ok-bird-gif-17679708

[silent dirge]

Guys relax pls my thing is rising up

[lavish flame]

Whats the opposite of a wet dream

[lavish flame]

💀💀💀

[timber lava]

I’m not gay stop

[ashen badger]

Dry nightmare

[lavish flame]

Queen lizzy got you bricked up on a thursday afternoon

Hella asss

[simple iron]

You pee

[timber lava]

I love not being gay I love women stop calling me gay

[silent dirge]

Just to cum

[trail summit]

Idfk

[lavish flame]

Find help

[trail summit]

@simple iron wanna do some #💰lester heists

[lavish flame]

Immediately

[timber lava]

stop bro

[silent dirge]

Says the guy who wants to fuck the queen

[timber lava]

I’m gonna report you to the cum monster

[simple iron]

Nah I have to do some work

[timber lava]

[trail summit]

Skill issue

Ha

[timber lava]

homo? Home o who?

whose home

[simple iron]

Are you ok

[trail summit]

🗿

He means mentally

L

[silent dirge]

Like that one stranger in single player who gets tied to pole for fingering a dog

[trail summit]

Wait what

[timber lava]

what

Ibe 100% many times

[silent dirge]

Man you guys really don’t play single player much

[timber lava]

shit does not happen

[lavish flame]

Tf

[timber lava]

bro ive 100% three times

[silent dirge]

It’s a random event

[trail summit]

No we do not

[timber lava]

I’ve seen a dude tied to a pole but that was not why

It’s by clothes shop in Alamo sea

near it

But west of it

[lavish flame]

Bro was replicating the perfect conditions just for that to happen

[timber lava]

Nono

[silent dirge]

So basically there’s this guy near the military add, where he’s half naked tied to a pole, says he has his wedding today

[timber lava]

this guy is on the west side ^ near the military

yes I remember this

[lavish flame]

Who let him cook?

[timber lava]

where does the dog come in

SHIT UP

idk sorry

[silent dirge]

….and when you help him he tells how he a bachelors party where some strippers made him all drunk and shit and then he woke up naked and then got told to finger a dog

[timber lava]

Okay this last part I didn’t hear

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-druski-gif-20560325

[nimble basin]

Theres this guy in my server and bro has every person in the lobby after him

[timber lava]

I think yo ass made up the dog part

[simple iron]

hmmmm

Pure meth better

[lavish flame]

Jesse

We need to cook

[silent dirge]

There’s more…..you take him to his house where gets his father in laws rolls Royce and tells you to drive to the church in Paleto bay, where his wife pissed at him and slapped him and shit

[lavish flame]

This aint real

[silent dirge]

It is yes

[lavish flame]

Proof or its not real

[silent dirge]

Play some single player

[lavish flame]

Is there a youtube video

[timber lava]

I remember all of this except the fucking dog part

[silent dirge]

You tube search

Random events

[simple iron]

bro wtf

[silent dirge]

How awful

[simple iron]

[silent dirge]

See

[stiff fractal]

Bro y did they remove the faggios man wth

[lavish flame]

Clarify deez nuts

[lavish flame]

Wait u cant buy em anymore?

[silent dirge]

They were too strong

[lavish flame]

Cant u get em off the street

[simple iron]

How can we when there’s nothing there

[lavish flame]

I saw some off the street today

[stiff fractal]

Not mod

Only sport and norm spawn I thnk

[simple iron]

Imma ask tgg how much for owner

[stiff fractal]

Braaaaaa

[lavish flame]

Funny

[silent dirge]

If it’s not there then it’s not there right?

[timber lava]

bro this girl next to me on the street is flirting with a minor

[silent dirge]

How old is he

She

[timber lava]

bro she’s feeling him up p

[stiff fractal]

That I agree

[timber lava]

she’s 23

[lavish flame]

How old r they both

[timber lava]

15

[simple iron]

I wouldn’t mine that

[lavish flame]

Stop that shit

[silent dirge]

Nothing too crazy

[timber lava]

idk what to do bro

I don’t know them

[lavish flame]

Me neither ngl but its weird

[simple iron]

I’m not underage tho

[timber lava]

It’s illegal

Well flirting isn’t but

[lavish flame]

Actually i would mind if its some random person

Feeling me up

[simple iron]

Fr

[lavish flame]

Yh thats the double standards we live in

[timber lava]

BRO

[silent dirge]

Nick Jonas’s wife is 12 years older than him

[lavish flame]

Put a stop to it

[timber lava]

she fuckin kissed him on the cheek man what do I do

[lavish flame]

The kid will feel grateful

I think

[simple iron]

Bro has rizz

[lavish flame]

Lol im not helping

[silent dirge]

Are you making this up to make yourself hard?

[timber lava]

nah dude she’s asking him to get in her car and go to her place

[simple iron]

I would

[silent dirge]

Yeah I’m sure they gone have a great time in bed

[lavish flame]

For other ppl sure i feel like when minors who are males get approached like that by older women its weird af

[timber lava]

bro nah he gonna get murdered

[lavish flame]

Bro speak up

[silent dirge]

That fucking bitch has harder balls than you who can even take a stand for a minor

[lavish flame]

Ok relax

His messaging was harsh but he’s right

[silent dirge]

Of course he is

[lavish flame]

Do something about it call the police even lmfao like anything

[silent dirge]

I’m sure he’s talking to her rn

[lavish flame]

Yh

Probably

[silent dirge]

But she’ll be like hey why Tf do you care about us

Then call the cops on him for harassment

[lavish flame]

Nah i doubt it

He’s doing the right thing

[silent dirge]

For a women with no@morals it’s very much possible

[lavish flame]

I doubt she’ll call feds for harassment

And wouldnt she get bagged for it anyway

So its risky to her

[silent dirge]

She’ll start screaming or something

[lavish flame]

The victim / witness is right there

[silent dirge]

What if the little boy is like she’s my mom

[timber lava]

Damn bro

[lavish flame]

Why would the little boy say tht

Tf 🤣

Bro just making shit up as he goes

[lavish flame]

What happened

[silent dirge]

Like I said bitch got no morals even if she were pregnant at 7

[timber lava]

aight I talked to her and was like bro you can’t just fiddle the man’s diddle he’s 15

[silent dirge]

What she say

[timber lava]

and she was like “who cares he’s okay with it don’t speak for him” etc etc

[silent dirge]

I told ya

[eternal bolt]

Hi

[silent dirge]

So

[lavish flame]

Wtf

[silent dirge]

Sup

[lavish flame]

What’d he say

[silent dirge]

I told you

[lavish flame]

U didnt tell me that

U told me something entirely diff lmao

[timber lava]

etc etc etc so I was like bitch I’ll call the cops if you don’t chill out and she was like nah no need I’m just gonna take him and the dude was like very quietly like “nah I’m gonna go home” or smth

[silent dirge]

.

[lavish flame]

My fault

[timber lava]

and she just kept tryna coerce him into the car so I started calling the cops and she got in her car and bailed lmao

[lavish flame]

So he went his own way?

[lavish flame]

W

[silent dirge]

You just earned 22 honor points for that

[lavish flame]

you legend

[timber lava]

HUH??

[silent dirge]

Typo

[lavish flame]

OH

Science bitch!

[eternal bolt]

What does NSFL mean 😭

[silent dirge]

Not safe for ladies

[lavish flame]

Not safe for laryngitis

[silent dirge]

What the hell did I just see

[eternal bolt]

😭😭😭

[lavish flame]

?

[silent dirge]

An invite female nudes server or something

What are you doing here Dutch

[lavish flame]

What if dutch was a lurking hooker

[silent dirge]

Dutch….you miserable bastard, with you own shitty plans

[lavish flame]

This is why your mother didnt attend your birth

[silent dirge]

You ruined my life

Arthur’s life

[slim rock]

what is the best iami vehicle

[silent dirge]

Neither did you

[silent dirge]

Buffalo etc

[lavish flame]

Optimus prime

[silent dirge]

Did what, fuck Molly?

[lavish flame]

Snap streaks is crazy

💀💀💀

[simple iron]

that’s the most useless thing in the world

[silent dirge]

Indeed

[lavish flame]

Boris

Johnson

[marble osprey]

fellas is it gay to listen to kali uchis

[lavish flame]

Hell no

Its not gay to listen to any music

Kali slaps

[lavish flame]

Apart from saucy santana ngl

fire fi dat

But generally nah man u good

Im listening to japanese city pop rn and it bangs but its associated with feminine music if that makes sense

[twin cosmos]

Lmfao New jets Cannon is azz

[simple viper]

hm

[lavish flame]

W profile pic

Sainte is wavey

[trail summit]

Hello

Please leave a message after the call

beeeeeep

[simple iron]

Thunder is ugly and stinky

[trail summit]

I agree

He is a goober

[brittle spire]

Wsp

[lavish flame]

violently shits and farts and squelches on the mic

[lavish flame]

Wsg

[trail summit]

Literally me

[dense bronze]

Y'all how do I buy an auto shop? What website is it on?

Or do you have to unlock it by doing smth?

[serene tinsel]

its on maze bank foreclosure

i dont know if you have to do anything to unlock it

[dense bronze]

Just watched a yt vid. You have to unlock it by going to la carmeets place

[serene tinsel]

oh

[elder pumice]

tanks!

[dense bronze]

Bro I haven't even unlocked the LS car meet???

[elder pumice]

oops wrong account

[serene tinsel]

i think you need membership

not just going into it

[dense bronze]

Membership to what?

[serene tinsel]

to ls carmeet

[dense bronze]

Bro it's not even on my map

That's what I'm saying

😭😭

I deleted my main account so I think I don't have it unlocked

How do I unlock it?

[serene tinsel]

i dont know it should be on your map you just need to go there and buy membership

its 50k

[dense bronze]

Omg no way I just got a text I can unlock it I think!!!

U don't even need a membership I watched a vid

[serene tinsel]

oh wow

[elder pumice]

the juggernaut of hard games

[simple iron]

They both dating each other already

[elder pumice]

@topaz lion

no

im a minor

he's old af

[gentle oasis]

Ateleitaizum @mellow cipher

[gentle oasis]

Yeah DM @marsh ocean for guidance

[elder pumice]

lol

[gentle oasis]

bek bwo

[elder pumice]

what is bwo

[gentle oasis]

it’s almost been a year of you being mod

[elder pumice]

yh

[gentle oasis]

when are you hanging up the boys

boots

[elder pumice]

once i am the one with grass

[gentle oasis]

Our batch was good man

[elder pumice]

as long as we don't count the 2 people

[trail summit]

Male homosexual intercourse continues to be quite comedic

[gentle oasis]

🤪

[trail summit]

Aka gae sex is funi👍

[gentle oasis]

I am sexually attracted to males @rotund coral @mellow cipher

I am sexually attracted to males @rotund coral @mellow cipher

I am sexually attracted to males @rotund coral @mellow cipher

[elder pumice]

also does anyone know py?

[simple iron]

[trail summit]

What’s a py

[gentle oasis]

Python

[trail summit]

Oh

[simple iron]

Python

[trail summit]

I wish I knew

[elder pumice]

lol

[gentle oasis]

No you don’t

[trail summit]

I wish I knew how to code python

[simple iron]

Learn it

[gentle oasis]

If you wish you knew you would’ve started learning it

[trail summit]

My mental capacity is not enough

[elder pumice]

i need help lol

[trail summit]

Neither is my wallet

[simple iron]

Skill issue

[gentle oasis]

Yeah DM @marsh ocean for that

[elder pumice]

idk why it shows 10 to be in pos 3 it should be pos 0

i might have to rip off the code online

[lavish flame]

Hola

[trail summit]

Wish I could understand that💀

[elder pumice]

bet

[trail summit]

Haha

[queen compass]

Haaaaaaa

[trail summit]

Bek said bet

‘Tis funi

[queen compass]

Bet

Bel

[trail summit]

Bek
Bet

[queen compass]

This ---> 🔔

[trail summit]

Imagine not being the coolest person on earth

😎😎😎😎

[queen compass]

https://tenor.com/view/mrgurnsss-friday-feels-monkey-gangster-gif-12327167

Imagine

[lapis widget]

Was I looking cute

[queen compass]

Said what@trail summit

[trail summit]

Hmm?

[queen compass]

I think you said you like cool things

Yeah I remember

[trail summit]

I was sayin smth bout me being so cool

😎😎😎

[queen compass]

Hum im coolinh

[trail summit]

Yeah prolly

🥶🥶🥶

So cool

🥶🥶🔥🔥😎😎

Litewawwy me

[queen compass]

https://tenor.com/view/letter-s-gif-9063763

[trail summit]

😩😩😩

[queen compass]

S

[trail summit]

😫

[queen compass]

Meme cat

[trail summit]

💦

[trail summit]

Yes?

Hmm?

[queen compass]

Car

[trail summit]

Yes

I want a car

[queen compass]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-on-the-floor-laughing-emoji-gif-18444428

[trail summit]

Rockstar removed 186 cars

[queen compass]

His ass is hungry

[trail summit]

From grand theft auto online

Auto means car

[queen compass]

Street cars so who cares

[trail summit]

So that’s basically

Robbin da car with frens

[queen compass]

Yis

[trail summit]

Grand theft auto online < Robbin da car wit frens

[queen compass]

You wan rob car wit frens me?

[trail summit]

No

I only rob car wit frens wit frens😤

[queen compass]

https://tenor.com/view/paloma-de-la-paz-gif-18176293

[trail summit]

Meeenie

[trail summit]

Das so mejastik

Das like

[queen compass]

Im frens

[trail summit]

Litewawwy me

[trail summit]

No u so meeeen😤😤😤

[queen compass]

Im frenser!!!!

[trail summit]

😭😭😢

[trail summit]

Moar like stranjr

[queen compass]

https://tenor.com/view/saddd-gif-16041250

[trail summit]

😖

[queen compass]

Bart

Sad batr

[trail summit]

More like fart

HAHAHA

AHAHAHA

[queen compass]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-lmao-rofl-xd-gif-23342272

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mom-hump-sex-fuck-gif-15403435

[trail summit]

Bart the fart

[queen compass]

Zazzle

[elder pumice]

removed by rockstar

[simple iron]

hmmm should I download gta

[queen compass]

Is that pictogram saying he is Carrying "your mom" around

[simple iron]

for the update

[trail summit]

In that gif, the text “your mom” is going inside you (the stickman) which can only mean that my mom has a dick and balls, which would make her a man (biologically), therefore you jus had sex with a man, so you had gay sex, meaning you are GAY

[queen compass]

Stole my idea meanie

[trail summit]

I took myself down but brought you with me😤😤😤😤

[queen compass]

😡

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-disappointed-mad-upset-gif-26051038

[trail summit]

I just beat you

Hehehehe

[simple iron]

[trail summit]

Am so cool

[hidden sandal]

god i fucking hate this game.

[trail summit]

😩😩

[queen compass]

/beat bad

[trail summit]

😫😫

💦💦

[queen compass]

He juice

[trail summit]

😔😔

[simple iron]

Ayooo

[trail summit]

🙂🙂

😃😃

[queen compass]

https://tenor.com/view/letter-a-dancing-gif-9063745

[trail summit]

The end

[simple iron]

You gonna get muted for spam

[trail summit]

That’s my one man play called “sex”

[trail summit]

Noooo

But I don’t wanna

[queen compass]

Just don't

[trail summit]

If I do I’m jus gonna play Star Wars Battlefront II (2005)

Or read some marvel comics

[queen compass]

Like if the police arrest you say no thanks and quit the premises

[trail summit]

For real

[queen compass]

Play rob car wit frens

[simple iron]

What if I’m not in the database they run my dna and nothing comes up

[trail summit]

Ima day you can’t do shi without my consent😎😎😎 welcome to 2023 motherfuckers!!!!!

[mellow cipher]

Ya ik

[queen compass]

Well you are in quasakstan my country

[trail summit]

Then they gon repor u to the government

[queen compass]

https://tenor.com/view/quack-duck-gif-20246771

[trail summit]

😂😂

[queen compass]

Duck

Fuck

[simple iron]

I’m literally agent 47

[trail summit]

And I’m agent 69

[queen compass]

Im an agent responsible for the delay

[trail summit]

And I’ve found my next target

[trail summit]

That targets name starts with “Z”

And ends with “a”

[queen compass]

@spare oasis

[trail summit]

4 letters

[simple iron]

Hmmm

[queen compass]

Y

[trail summit]

Agent 69

Is coming for

[simple iron]

Dutch

[queen compass]

Is that Zhanga

[trail summit]

Some bitch named Zacharechingchongia

[simple iron]

Long ass name

[queen compass]

What tho heellllll boy

No waaayy

[trail summit]

Yes she shortens it to Zara

[queen compass]

His parents never did that mooove

[trail summit]

Agent 69 is coming for her

😏😏😏

Without a gun

Or a knife

[simple iron]

Already did her

[hidden sandal]

Something else will be cocked

[trail summit]

Shut up agent 420

No one likes you

Agent 69 is obviously superior

[simple iron]

toxic mute

[trail summit]

😫

🍆

💦

Shhhh

Nothing happened here today

[simple iron]

Can we mute this guy

[trail summit]

Noooo

I’ll go back to #💰lester

Back to my natural habitat

[swift horizon]

its good looking

[hidden sandal]

If you're stealing a random car off the street and it's too modded you cannot modify it anymore

UGH i hate this game, I'm trying to do dre contract and I'm getting blackscreened

[gentle oasis]

Really

[elder pumice]

@mellow cipher i just downloaded sekiro today

[hidden sandal]

I don't think you can at an ls customs, maybe try using an avenger since it has a car shop

Maybe even an autoshop with the car shop

Can't you put a vehicle workshop in an avenger?

[chilly rover]

Hi

[hidden sandal]

oh. That changes a lot

so then no you can't

Wym

You can, but if the car is too modified you can't

If you get a random car off the street you can mod it, but if it's too nice you can't

Like some random cars already have mods

[elder pumice]

i practiced parry a lot before downloading sekiro

[desert musk]

aayo?

[latent idol]

let go

i got ban from a furry discord sever

[desert musk]

yo

[eager vault]

Does anyone know if they fixed the input glitch in the new update

[desert musk]

whats the input glit h?

[deep ravine]

yall. what is the orange car in the GTA news just earlier?

[desert musk]

what

upload a picture

or dm me it

[deep ravine]

wait

[wet raptor]

if youre talking about xbox then no my xbox friend said he just got it 30 minutes ago

[eager vault]

Dang

[desert musk]

whats the input glitch?

[deep ravine]

I cant SS wtf

[desert musk]

im on xbox

[desert musk]

we aint freeein melly

ong

[desert schooner]

Free melly

[desert musk]

nah

unfree melly

[wet raptor]

from what my xbox friend told its where your xbox controller would just stop working anytime and in order to get rid of it, you would have to dashboard i think thats what its called to restart gta for your controller to work

[desert musk]

that happens to me before the update too

💀

[deep ravine]

DMed

[wet raptor]

apparently this glitch was from all the way back from the first dose missions when they came out

i kinda fee bad for yall

[desert musk]

no clue it looks abd tho

like a rip off supra

[desert musk]

u shuold

i feel bad for old gen console

we aint getting HSW

shit unfair

[wet raptor]

tf you mean unfair 💀

[desert musk]

we dont get HSW time trials or hsw upgrades

cuz we aint rich

irl

its unfair

[wet raptor]

i can’t imagine driving a hsw car at 140+mph when last gen cant even render the street in front of me ☠️

[desert musk]

ps5 and xbox Series x/s cost hella money

[desert musk]

im on 1s it renders just fine tb

it runs good pretty mcuh

[jagged wraith]

@agile spade man 12 more paramedic levels for vice city

[desert musk]

execpt the occanoil glitch

[jagged wraith]

I spent 2 hours on the perfect run for gta 3 paramedic.

[desert musk]

wsg angel

josh

[wet raptor]

whats that

[desert musk]

occasional*

[wet raptor]

oh

[jagged wraith]

I prefer being called angel

[desert musk]

joshy

joshster the toaster

hmm

[wet raptor]

#👉roles

[jagged wraith]

Huh

[wet raptor]

that was for me because i cant find them im blind asf

[simple iron]

Skill issue

[desert schooner]

Free melly

[wet raptor]

i know

[jagged wraith]

Oh

[desert musk]

#📣┃gta-weekly-news

[wet raptor]

idk its looking like a 5050 for him

[desert schooner]

Tru

[desert musk]

ive never listened to mellys songs

never will

[wet raptor]

ngl i dont see the point of executions except for your own revenge or avenge

[desert musk]

or for the style

for putting fear

executions are diffrent than a regular murder

executions have a certain sense of pain and fear in them

[wet raptor]

yea but i mainly talking about when its death penalties

[desert musk]

Cartels use it to show they should not be messed w '

[desert musk]

i mean most states have outruleed death penaltys right?

[wet raptor]

yea

[desert musk]

exactly have half

or no

2 over hal

27/52

[simple iron]

just don’t get caught if you kill someone

[desert musk]

Ong

or dont be an idiot and rap abt it

💀

[simple iron]

Fr

[desert musk]

like lowkey just use ur brain a bit

[wet raptor]

i was finna say that ☠️

[desert musk]

if u stupid enough to rap abt it just go to jail or sum shit

[wet raptor]

just turn yourself in at that point

[wet raptor]

it doesnt sound like a jet engine????

[leaden meteor]

no because i clean it every month. inside>out

[wet raptor]

lucky

[leaden meteor]

you’re probably wondering it’s cover off, it got to the point where i just leave off and put it back on when i’m not using the ps4

[wet raptor]

i would put it on in case something i spill anything near or what

thats just me tho

[leaden meteor]

yeah that’s true but i make sure there’s no drinks or big objects near it

[wet raptor]

fsfs

[trail summit]

PSA

coming up

[queen compass]

Shadow wizard money gang

[trail summit]

We looove casting spells

[queen compass]

We're the Shadow wizard money gang

[trail summit]

And we loooove casting spells

😏😏🤤🤤

[queen compass]

Aight bro gn see you tomorrow maybe

[trail summit]

See ya

Ima send u that fren requestie

[queen compass]

Me acep

[trail summit]

Aight

See ya

[jagged wraith]

Alr im gonna come so u can clean mine 😂

[leaden meteor]

yep, the entire console, it’s easy when you do it often

clean every part of it

[jagged wraith]

I gotta do mine like that especially the fan

[leaden meteor]

all you need is 2 different types of screwdrivers and a razor to cut off those little things that are stuck in some of the holes

[jagged wraith]

Who

[jagged wraith]

Yeah no

[elder pumice]

lol

[glossy acorn]

bek bek

[leaden meteor]

ooo

yeah!

joshua

no

[gentle oasis]

Can I touch you sexually @mellow cipher

Can I touch you sexually @mellow cipher

[simple iron]

🤯

[desert musk]

Wtf

[gentle oasis]

What’s the problem

[desert musk]

a huge problem

you asked before touching'

[jagged wraith]

What

[simple iron]

He asked for consent so

[desert musk]

consent

is just a suggestion

(jk please dont ever do that)

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/edp445-cupcake-gif-24494279

[desert musk]

WHO SAW

THAT

now

no one*

[desert musk]

i think ik thatcvs

[simple iron]

Lmao they really added Kevin Durant in mw2

[desert musk]

aint no way

[simple salmon]

People who break casino stealth in the vault cause they're too slow are worse than griefers

[desert musk]

but they removed nick mercs

[gentle oasis]

Stop mumbling a bunch of mumbo jumbo

[simple salmon]

How about I mumble your mumbo

[gentle oasis]

What are you ranting on about

[simple iron]

Only I can do that to my mom

[simple salmon]

Til you jumble on my jumbo

[desert musk]

what r u even saying

[simple salmon]

I'll mumbo your jumble

[simple iron]

Did they add timthefatman

?

[desert musk]

i think they removed tim too

idk i checked shop like yesterday but i dont remember

[simple iron]

Sadge

[desert musk]

tim isnt fat

hes big boned

but you could relate to that couldnt u zaza

[simple iron]

no I’m all muscle

ladies love me

[desert musk]

cap

[simple iron]

Nuh uh

[desert musk]

all talk

Yuh uh

[simple iron]

Fu

[desert musk]

devil got yo good

[jagged wraith]

Because of what he said?

[desert musk]

yea

he didnt even say anything wrong tho )::

[jagged wraith]

Tim wanted his removed bc nick mercs wouldn't have 1

[desert musk]

tim real

cod getting hella backlash

[desert musk]

aint yo gonna eat popcorn?

[jagged wraith]

Yeah im eating your house rn

[desert musk]

i should prbs get out but if u wanna eat me too

i mena

mean*

be my guest

[jagged wraith]

Nah

Im just eating your xbox

[desert musk]

not my precious

my precious xbox

)::

will u give me new xbox?

what does crimnal mastermind mean

[jagged wraith]

💀 you don't know?

[desert musk]

im mentally impaired

explain

[jagged wraith]

Why you stalking my roles

[desert musk]

i wasnt

[jagged wraith]

@simple iron tell him im abt to sleep

[desert musk]

i was just going through roles

[frank olive]

I’m doing cayo and my weapons are just not there wtf

[desert musk]

angel got a messanger?

💀

[desert musk]

it happened to me too

just leave that cayo

and start up a new one

[frank olive]

Ok

[jagged wraith]

.. why u asking for my shit man

[desert musk]

i meant messenger

[jagged wraith]

Im not giving you anything lol

[simple iron]

Shush

[desert musk]

im not asking for ur shit

im so confused

what

[faint pond]

Anyone wanna cum on my cat

[jagged wraith]

You don't need anything

[leaden meteor]

probably

[desert musk]

i dont want anything

[jagged wraith]

I got a sharp pain in my foot now

[desert musk]

what are you talking about

your confusing me

[leaden meteor]

you need a foot massage

[jagged wraith]

Im literally just laying in bed

[faint pond]

Laying bed with your grippers out bettttt

[jagged wraith]

You wanna give me 1?

[jagged wraith]

No you horny kid

[leaden meteor]

i can’t, because i’ll throw up.. maybe

[jagged wraith]

Im warning ya get a full face mask 💀

[faint pond]

Ok to cut to the chase you wanna cum on my cat?