#💬┃gorilla-chat
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confusxions
my shirt is tbd
ive only played rdr2 for like 24 hrs
and then my gp expired
with who??
With who
LOL
Skill issue
just buy the game
Dude
Skill issue
bully your mom
my mom dont give in plus she dont got no money
ok boss
how abt u buy it for me
yk i never beg my mom for stuff
pwetty plese 👉 👈 🥺
i dont either cuz ik its pointless
It just lowers the chance of getting it
Get a job cuh
you are 16, you shouldn't
ive tried aint no one gonna hire a 14 yr old
like everyone wants 16 yr olds cuz thats the legal age for
driving
by urself
for work
Lol
Woman*
Meh
under laws a woman is a female above the age of 18]
One carries more respect, Mr. Van der Linde
and a girl is a female under the age of 18
that's his mom lol
wait whos van der line i swear i joined a mc today whos name was that
give due respect
💀
that dude in pic
you sure you pulled someone?
tf
white shirt black overcoat
😳 this chat gettin good
i wonder what she woukd say if she saw this
good cuz they would file restraining orders
💀
i noticed
its fine to be autiustic
bro I want to say it
Say it
restraint
Yo
yo
Yo
What yous upto
were discussing on how @lavish flame ever pulled a female
Skill issue.
I ain’t gay cuh
it's fine to be born autistic
It's bad to remain annoying
True
.
how old is bro
Guess what
ay?
Never fucking say SKILL ISSUE again.
it iant that hard to maintain a snap strak
💀
how old are you 
Shut your ass up
ive done it before
Bro has no pfp
ive got a 245 snap streak w some of my buddies
Who the fuck uses snapchat in 2023
angel?
mofo what?
as my pfp?
send me a iomage of it in dms
and i will
@jagged wraith wsg josh
joshy
joshua
Yes you dumb fuck
365 million people.
joshman
Im gonna beat your fucking ass with a ambulance do you understand me?
chill out josh the man
Then im gonna fucking get a tank and blow u up with that non stop.
I spent 3 fucking hours trying to do the paramedic side mission in gta 3
i thought we were talking abt gta
i aint ever playing gta 34 or 2 or 1]
do u have the futuristic tank?
same
i would
Is tgg going to be live tonight?
Well that's what you say 🤷♂️
Prob with the update
hurting people emotinally is fun
Be quiet before i find you in a gta lobby and beat you up with a baseball bat):
Fu

Good luck.
🫳🏿
i have a scram jet andi blow up u
Dude
english is good
Tf a scram jet gonna do against a jet?
pull a 360
have u not seen puther
@lavish flame why am i not mod in your server 
Yeah the trash YouTuber who interrupts all his videos with nord vpn
ur profile server invite is expired
ngl nord vpn sucks
but his videos r funny
Unmute so I can talk trash to bek
No i just want mod man 
Bro really muted them so they couldn't fight back. 💀
zaza
i mean do you trust me
yea
prerty easy tbh
😭
im sad
so sad
falling into depressiing
nah ur gud i get ur reasons
Major skill issue
i thought only youngins said that word
didnt u call someone a child cuz they said that
Yeh..
Check my name it’s much better 
what’s good y’all
chat died faster than me in tight corners in gta
dam tgg i would not take that from a man called dutch
Good to know the chat still randomly dies every half an hour
Hey guys, do you know about the vault door glitch?
Been trying to do it with a mate.
When you go Casino silent and sneaky and jump over the vault door.
Do you guys know if that one still works?
Have they patched it?
anyone else up late cuz they can’t wait for the update?
no im just up later
late*
same idek even know what its abt
theres a new jet yayyyy
i cant afford taht shit NAYWAYS
oops
i had this mindset till i found out the put the ferrari roma in the game
can’t wait to buy like 10 of em
ngl that shit ugly
💀
not to be offensive
nothing ferrari makes is ugly (except the california T)
jus destroyed some weirdo who was 500 ranks above me 
Ferrari 125 S is ugly asf
What other roles can I get
im not even anywhere close to rank 500 that’s crazy that ppl can be that high level
sorta but it was older and it was the older style back in the day
Like non self appointed roles
im 126 on my female and 406 on my male and i been playing since 2019 with around 3000 hours played 😭
ferrari f40 is hot
one word. grass.
612 scagletti is ugly asf
spaghetti
f430 spider
been playing since 2019 and if it weren’t for random pc modders i met if just be hitting level 180ish rn
i mean i switched to pc in 2021 so
ferrari FF is one of my dream cars
its looks bad tbh
it’s art
it’s a mom van with 6x the horsepower
@lavish flame for the cop killer one is it gta story and online combined or just online
already won that 2v1 🏴☠️
For online
Ok
i was watching a movie

which movie
your logic is good
I just checked and I have 2500 cops to go lol
The Age Of Adaline, mother recommend it so watched it
it was pretty good
i think my mom watched it
nice
its like abt a immortal lady right?
yea
who got struck by thunder
Mhm
Wow Thunder that’s toxic
😭
dam
fr @empty prism
That’s why he pulls no bitches 
dayum\
i would not take that from a guy named zaza who gets no bitches get nothing never pulled in his life and is named after a drug
Good one ngl 
😭
zoe
where tf were u
zaza is zoe??
I was smoking 
@simple iron we were suppose to do a heist
makes sense
I already did it tho
no bro
Today is my final exam
confusion
gl homie its probs gonna be hard
Its gonna be boring
exams for college?
i get u
You can only leave after 60minutes
my finals were me sleeping for 3 1/2 hours
and the test for 1/2
10th grade
hour
we get like a 4 hours for our state adminstrted test
fucking hated that grade 
litttle baby still in school raging

I thought you got banned
can bro not read?
i said who?
Was a false ban brother it got reversed

so wassup folks
man I got good news and bad news

Can anyone recommend some mexican songs
whats new
idk any songs sry
The bad news is I went to a fortune teller and they said my whole family is going to die a horrible death in a fire soon.
So the good news is that I killed them all in a humane way to save them from such a terrible fate

theres so many times ive wanted to be racist
Smart man
And the exam is right before the gta ubdate
lmfao
isn’t that shit out already

Shto subotu kef te me
Bro can’t spell “kid dick”

As per your bio, I am currently stroking my shit
You either can or not
😭wrong stroke
What’s it mean then
wtf did i just read
My girlfriend just broke up with me and now I feel like grinding cayo perico
fuk that ho
Why would you torture yourself more
Because i hate myself
Hey man it’s gonna be okay
bro its not ur fault
shes a bitch its gonan be okay
Bet
okay? I’ll pull up dm the addy
🤯
2 rules tho
Why did you ping my in the middle of the fucking night 
1 you can’t be making moans or anything okay not okay
your not thunder
2 you have to pay me 20 bucks
I'm white and I have 20 bucks so we are good
god Dutch
Nah, I’m good like this
I want your babies but I wish you’d stfu sometimes
yo ill be mod for u (ik u wont accept)
yes
@timber lava wtf
dayum
is this the best shit you came up with
he got u good
She be screaming quack quack in bed 
I make my girl honk
wtf r u fucking
zoophi-
Oh no
the only thing that quack quacks are ducks
My girl going into labor
zaza is preying on ur kind duck duck
I gtg
Bro I’m not fucking a duck
mhm
stop roasting the duck
sure
I’d smash zendaya
mid
W take
You’re fucking mid
shes hot
👀
She’s not my type 
every celeb is my type
she's good but she
so i can blackmail them
overhyped
😄
🤣🤣
I don’t pay for pussy bro 
Yeah your type is children
fax
okay I’m back it was a stillbirth
Nah fu
zaza my boy
I don’t know you
he has 14
just go w it bumass
he has 14 inches
💀
Same
tf
tf
Couldn’t renew nitro bro this is a tragic event
I don't support lurking hookers
bro
they lurk for money
what is in this chat
I support zaza
god help all of u
Don’t question it
I’m gonna start a strip club you guys not invited
Bro gonna strip a club
or are you gonna club a strip
why did that make me laugh
gotta bring some weed
why
To get in
😦
Jesus wasn’t a god last time I checked but like there might’ve been a patch or an update so I dunno
I can bring kush
Aight
i aint never say jesus was a god
if u want I can also bring girls
but im jst sayin i respect ur religons
ok
Well you said this I suppose

i can bring hoookers
just don’t go in the basement doing some illegal stuff
i was jst being respeectufl
You’re on it!
“You correlated Jesus with a /god/ therefore you made the assumption that Jesus is a /god/ by definition” 🤓
the basement is for the good stuff
lawd haw mawcy
💀
I’ll just ask the people who live above my grandparents for it @simple iron , is that ok?
yes and I hired people to grow and make weapons down there
suree
bro yesterday you talked shit about my car being crappy and today deadass it didn’t start first try
You hire them?
I had to do that shit twice

🤫
weapons drug and all of the above
Told you, Peugeot = trash 
It said some crap like Wireless Reciever not detected
homie has a tesles
I got an Opel mf not a Peugeot you think I’m some bitch
tesla
peugeots are for underpaid lawyers
hey chat
Hello
Hi
im gonna eat something called a fruit
something some of yall have never seen
no disrespect
luv yall
That’s even worse
Hello
tesla
Yes
na
Tesla is the biggest scam in the world after those from india
Opel solos
im indian
...
I mean the scammers from india
and i own a tesla too
You know who I meant
Opel 🤝 Vauxhall 🤝 Current Holden 🤝 Current Buick
Current Buick is crap
Old ones tho👍👍
well yeah
i hate most buicks
They just copy whatever the fuck Opel does for the most part
Stfu, you drive Tesla
☠️
No opinion on actual cars allowed
You don’t drive bro
to ne correct my dad dpes
and i dont got an option
i hate tesla
Protest
do they have Teslas in India and like Indonesia and shit around there
cause we just recently got Tesla here
😂😂
😂😂
☠️
i live in america sp idk
I see
they still got tata and shit
ive seen a shit lot
no 💀
ive lived in india during summers
got like 20 milli
damn
Yall staying for the new update at 3?
fav fruit?
shit aint a fruit
💀
but wtv u likrr man
Either grapes or lemon
i like small bananas
fuck bananas bro they taste like anesthesia 90 percent of the time and no that was not funny
no like i lowkeu like them
i had two five mind ago
no
hey chat
When ubdate drops in my country
hi hdonkay
are you in love with joe rogan
Hey there
what is up
ong
I'm bored in the meeting
plz help
yes
then
plant 20 kilos of C4 underneath the building prefarrbly near pillars
i'm at my home
😦
Forsaken u are menance
if we make u president
u'll kill people
i will sucseed
i feel
I have lean physique 65 kg 172cm:(:(
Genghis khan the entire place
102.5kg bench max
which part of india u from
yea
am
thnx
102.5Kg
yea i just converted it rq
wish granted
caliFORNIA
alr
amsterdam?
I don’t live there bro
berlin is where u see the tetas
😮
Pennsylvania bro
come back here young man
for a man named zaza i didnt expect him to live in pen
i wouldve expected him to live in cali
I also grow it 
It’s already legal here
Makes sense
im watching tgg's rags to rices
L
and i already fighred out a way to get 600k
thats all i need to upgrade my coke plce
zuzu
What
Like work?
yes
What so you’re Zaza Escobar now?
I have a job but I do other stuff I can’t say
like?>
cmon u can tell me
dealin
i'm not from FBI
He can’t say that 
dealing and other stuff but I don’t steal from poor
Or old people
And an associate in raccoons cartel right?
does bro actually rob people
💀
bro was not lying abt beinga vigliante
who does ont give back
I’m known in philly 
💀
zuzu
WHAT IS BROS nickname
please answer
the zaza philly dealing vigliante wanna be?
Nah bro
I’m not a billionaire yet but once I become one it’s game over 
I can lend u 1$
dont forget abt me once u do
😛
give me some of that stolen moeny
Yea, with 1000% interest 
I want gifs
per minute
hmm I have to launder it first
make it online
and just pay for a year of xbox gp for me
so i can continue playing gta 5
idk man I can’t just add the money in my account they gonna ask questions
its only like 100dolars
a couple billion
its 500M
aight
thnx babes
yes
How much weed do you need by the way?
I still haven’t received your order
sure

hmmm you can bring whatever and weed seeds
I need an amount, so that I can put those workers that are definitely being fed 3 times a day to work with a goal
And to force it out of the attic farms 
Half Ounce

Got it👍
What should my vigilante name be 
MIRANDA
Zaza hood
Lil zaza
Robin zaza
Zaza demon
batmankachoda
if you hear or see me on the news that’s me 

I know it’s you when they say: a man from Philly 

I like The Devil as my name
but its a good name
hmm
what car should I drive to escape the police
u should disguise
Zazamobile
as a military guy
Tuned up Beamer m5
Nobody catches you in that
Bmw?
Yes
Damn that’s a good car
That car is about as quick as a Porsche 911 gt3 rs😂
I’m gonna make it all black with red front lights and license plate the devil 
Ain’t no cop catching you in this
u should drive mustang babes
No, mustang is too oversteer heavy
u'll look like old class sexy man
Fun to drive, not to run
he should look classy
Oh with that m5 you look more than classy
I just need a fast cool car to getaway from heli and cars
La ferrari
There you go, m5
get a supra mk4 tuned
🥹
or better yet
That’s easy to see
get a stock h2r
M5 can blend in
I’m gonna get that Ong
thatll outrun easy
i must have ranked up
get a kawaski ninja h2r
i talked alow
theyre pretty common
alot
level 30 you get gifs I think
He’ll die after 5 min in that
Hell nah I don’t like motorcycles
And a ninja is a deathsentence 
HARAM
What are the odds that the Raiju will drop in a few hours?
I’m gonna crash into a car and go flying into a pole
Yea you will for sure on that
How many of yall think it will be dripfed?
easy blend in
get a highlander
but w a v8 in it
you ve seen them arnd
ik u have
what guns should I rock with 
M16-A4 or AK-47
Ak can’t be jammed
ak 47 is hard and will jam if not used proparly
use the M4
Ak good I can probably get that and modify it
its a very classic gun
Zaza is smart boy, he can do that
water pistols
also get a glock 18 if you want a full auto pistol
Good
I carry a 45 for concealed carry
hmm yea
So the list so far is:
BMW M5 competition as getaway
Glock 18 as hand gun
M16 as big gun?
glock 18 is more of a car gun
like something you would keep in ur car to shoot while driving
if u get what i mean
who's gonna buy that?
cuz 18 has a shit ton of recoil
Zaza
m16 or m4 is a good big gun
He wants to rob a depot so he needs kit
youll need to keep riot shields
Who's sourcing the $$$ ?
He has got that already
trust the process
i think he should get a riot shield and put it in his car in his passenger seat in case of emergencies
Oh yea and the m5 needs bulletproof windows and tires @simple iron
zaza you need some big money
and tint
No, that draws attention
I have decent cash my grandpa has shit ton of gold that might work 
also you need a daily car
what happens when the gold runs out?
the m5 could be a getaway car but we dont want u being constantly spotted in it
I’ll be wearing a mask and gloves so that doesn’t matter
where will you stash the car
hmmm
where will you stash ur switch car and what will the switch car be in case of emergencies
@simple iron give the m5 one of those James Bond changing number plates, then the cops will never get you 😂
what vest should I wear
zaza
bulletproof
u should wear
kevlar
3 piece bulletproof suit
Actually good idea

he should wear a frock underneath
and a thong
theres no point the cops will flag him cuz he drives the same type of car
m5s arent as common as u think
espically in philly
they probs got frankestein cars or sum shit down there
perfect
yess
Yea, but they can’t stop you if different plate is on the car
Color isn’t enough for a traffic stop
they can for probable cause
I’ll basically be like the punisher
punisher with a frock
but yk what type of mask you should have
So if they where to stop him for it and capture him, he can file back at them because they weren’t allowed to stop him @desert musk . And will be let go
the type that is like a direct skin face imitation mask
probable cause is a reason tho so if hes speeding by like 5 mph he can be pulled over
I could wear a bullet proof mask if that exist
Yea ok that could be it, but if he’s competent that won’t happen
true
zaza r u competnt enough?
and a thong
Like the one in my pfp 
bros gonna wear a thong on his head
Hell nah
hey chat
Donkayyy
I’m just gonna wear all black with the Dallas mask from payday

zaza sniffers
sa\n andreasm mercs today
chat ded
I blame you for killing it
why is it
legalize killing zaza
huh
was that
whatd u see
im jst sayin
#💎┃memes/media see
see what i put
haha
Rohan what's up man
Skill issue
alr
oh
sadge mate

woah brother

1h 29mins left
okay
Will tgg stream the update?
Hi
ask him
nosy
Actually it comes out in 20 minutes
What comes out
The update
oh
If that’s correct based on what I searched on multiple articles
Anyone here remember bert57?
Fair
Is the update out?
what no
ask in #🚔┃gta-discussion
yea