💬┃gorilla-chat

[hidden sandal]

I am a 90 year old man

the things i've seen... unimaginable terrors...

[lavish flame]

You were pilot in ukrina back in world war 1.20

[old fossil]

you’ve seen them… kill younglings?

[lavish flame]

I wish they ubdated pegasus in the new ubdate

There is still allot of usefull things to call

Like longfin

[lavish flame]

Ew old man

[empty prism]

Yes you

[hidden sandal]

yes... yes ive seen that

[lavish flame]

what did i walk in on

[near patrol]

[old fossil]

well it’s a shame that calling a side hoe wasn’t on the menu

[lost schooner]

no you, youre ugly

[lost schooner]

omg its ball on meth

[near patrol]

what you say to me you little shit

minecraft isn't installed

Fml

[lost schooner]

youre a ball on meth

[near patrol]

How

[hidden sandal]

The difference between your and you're is that you're mine and I'm yours (English major rizz)

[near patrol]

I disagree

[lost schooner]

[near patrol]

HOW

[main jungle]

Did they change something with the casino heist?

[lost schooner]

[near patrol]

Did the gtao update drop today?

The dlc

[uncut nymph]

tomorrow

[near patrol]

Got a notification saying gta couldn't be updated

[main jungle]

Me and my friend have tried 7 times and and we allways get in endless loading screens!

[upper fractal]

Hey, @near patrol It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[near patrol]

..

Donkay

You a donkey

[worn iris]

happened to me yday. kept restarting and it worked after like 10 min haha

[jagged wraith]

@agile spade

[tawny galleon]

No lad
2moro

[near patrol]

Ah

[tawny galleon]

Lol

[near patrol]

Well

Jurassic world is on ps plus monthly games

How nice

[agile spade]

Hi mate

[jagged wraith]

Should i do hello neighbor plat/?

No wait looking at the trophy list nah 😭

[agile spade]

Hell yea

Its easy with a guide

without s guide that gMe will take u 30 hours cos fhe puzzles are so weird

[robust cypress]

Any xbox mates who wanna help a brother out with selling all my shit

Preferably 3 other lads if possible

[agile spade]

What business

[robust cypress]

Every thing mc, bunker and special cargo

[jagged wraith]

I want mc to work):

Yeh ill just have to buy it again later on

[twin cosmos]

Is the lazer nerfed yet

[tawny galleon]

Bruh u asked earlier💀

[uncut nymph]

literally an hour ago

[twin cosmos]

And nobody replied

[tawny galleon]

Thats coz its either no or we dont care coz theres better planes

🤣🤣

[twin cosmos]

So im gonna ask again lmfao

No need for u to be upset

[uncut nymph]

the dlc has not come out yet

[twin cosmos]

Ok

[hidden sandal]

Dlc comes out tomorrow, 3am if you're on the west coast and I think 1 am on east

[hidden sandal]

(USA)

[sly jackal]

@tawny galleon 95%

[tawny galleon]

Nice

[sly jackal]

Slowly getting there lol

[lavish flame]

Joshua

[merry leaf]

Hi

[lavish flame]

Hi

I need josh

[jagged wraith]

What damn

[lavish flame]

Is jake your brother

[jagged wraith]

No now stfu

[lavish flame]

[alpine current]

Ello

[misty ridge]

[simple cipher]

Get your platinums up

[swift umbra]

you lot seriously grinding the plats on ps?

[simple cipher]

I don’t be she does

[somber cargo]

I just wanted to ask
If the host has the criminal mastermind progress working but all other players aren't
Will all players get the money of the challenge

[swift umbra]

well first of all you need the same players to do the thing with for every mission

[nimble gate]

Yo

[swift umbra]

so they can only have completed it before, in which case they won't get the money again (it's a one time thing)

[raw warren]

हा अब इसको ही जीटीए डिस्कशन बना दो

[nimble gate]

Wtf

[simple cliff]

Gotta speak English

[simple cipher]

Abcdefg

Etc

[simple cipher]

@plush radish you might be able to read this no affence

[somber cargo]

What thing exactly

[swift umbra]

for the cmm

[jagged wraith]

I don't just grind platnium trophys

[simple cipher]

Bit of a late reply

[jagged wraith]

Cause im playing gta 3 dumbass

[empty prism]

👀

[raw warren]

I dont think he can

pretty sure he's from south india

[empty prism]

New doggo

[raw warren]

indeed

[simple cipher]

That is Indian language

[raw warren]

yeah

but our language changes from state to state

[empty prism]

India has 387 languages

[cedar folio]

Damn

Their food too

[empty prism]

Yeah alot of variety

[swift umbra]

for the plat?

[jagged wraith]

Kinda.

Story was good

[swift umbra]

I haven't played it yet

[somber cargo]

So exactly we should go do the heists for everyone

[swift umbra]

bought the definitive editions, got bored after 1 hour of sa because of how crap the definitive is

[swift umbra]

you need the same groups for all the heists and setups, you cant have another friend hop in and replace someone. only the same four

[hazy quartz]

yo

[swift umbra]

👋

[somber cargo]

Ohhhh

[hazy quartz]

guys what is the best platform to start playing gta online???

[somber cargo]

So even if the award wasn't progressing only for the owner

We will all get the money

Right?

[swift umbra]

uhm I dont get you

[tawny galleon]

Not pc thats for sure🤣🤣

[somber cargo]

Right?

[hazy quartz]

so there is only a consol that is the best platform

[tawny galleon]

Well if u dont want fucked by hackers/modders then yeah

[hazy quartz]

well rockstar is not going to fix it

or not??

[tawny galleon]

Hahahaha

[swift umbra]

rockstar and fixing shit?

[tawny galleon]

U r joking right

[swift umbra]

I'm dying🤣 🤣

[hazy quartz]

i dont know

[tawny galleon]

Rockstar dont even know how to fix a sandwich

[hazy quartz]

i stoped playing it from the day they stopped support of ps3 and xbox 360

[jagged wraith]

Lol

[tawny galleon]

Mans not played in almost 2yrs🤣

[swift umbra]

harsh, but true

[hazy quartz]

its money problem you know

[somber cargo]

There's an award that progresses when you do the criminal mastermind
In our case it's only progressing for the host

No one else

[swift umbra]

yea but you need the same team for the challenge, its a part of it

[night linden]

I really need to die

my pain is inbearable now

[swift umbra]

dafuk?

[somber cargo]

We are doing the same team
The loyality award is progressing for all of us but the criminal mastermind doesn't
Is it normal?

[swift umbra]

have they done the fleeca?

[night linden]

Nothing is left in life

imagine getting a shot at life and we get this........ What a joke

[somber cargo]

Yeah
We made it as every one of us gonna do a mission of the fleeca with the host

[swift umbra]

Then I have no clue

[urban dove]

What time toMmrow is the update coming

[swift umbra]

what you could do ofc is be annoying and tell r* support about it and hope that you get the money because of their mistake @somber cargo

[somber cargo]

12 pm GMT+3

[tawny galleon]

Normal time for update but a tuesday

[tawny galleon]

Na its normally 8-10am gmt

[fierce inlet]

haha loser

[night linden]

i will buy the new plane af

asap

[night linden]

first thing i will do is buy that fat boi

[swift umbra]

[raw warren]

he calm

[fierce inlet]

shut up nicolas

[swift umbra]

hjb amsterdammer

[fierce inlet]

kom niet uit 020 sukkel

achterlijke rutte supporter

[somber cargo]

Sorry if I annoyed you

[swift umbra]

no problem

[swift umbra]

I dont support him at all

[fierce inlet]

geertje

[swift umbra]

I mean the fact that he cant even speak english is just traumatizingly bad for a prime minister

[swift umbra]

nah, too harsh

[jagged wraith]

Paramedic bs in gta 3

[fierce inlet]

klavertje

[fierce inlet]

ok woman

[swift umbra]

not sure, haven't really looked at his party yet

[fierce inlet]

lol

[swift umbra]

what about you? baudet

[fierce inlet]

geertje

[swift umbra]

oh, I was expecting the worst one of the two

[fierce inlet]

geertje is amazing

he wants to lower rent

and other good stuff

[swift umbra]

I'm not gonna say it as I don't want bans to happen 😂

[fierce inlet]

lol

[inland lance]

anyone tryna play

[fierce inlet]

no

[swift umbra]

#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[unreal echo]

what

@sharp field did you even sleep

[sharp field]

sleep is relative

so maybe

you were awake and i was sleep

[jagged wraith]

@swift umbra

Vice city is ugly

[leaden meteor]

is that new york

[jagged wraith]

No its Miami i think lol

[swift umbra]

I like it more than 3 tbh

a bit more bright

[leaden meteor]

liberty city is new york i think

[jagged wraith]

Yeah liberty city is new york

[deft kindle]

@gentle oasis bulgarian poopy

@gentle oasis bulgarian poopy

[swift umbra]

I believe it was:
III is NYC
Vice city is Miami
SA is Los Angeles, San Fran and Las Vegas
IV is NYC again
V is Los Angeles again
and VI should be Miami and the everglades again from what we know

[lavish flame]

Hello

[sharp field]

bro

i think i won’t go to practice for this week

it’s so rainy

and i don’t feel like being out there in the rain for 3 hours

[lavish flame]

Hello

[swift umbra]

practice for what?

[sharp field]

football

[tawny galleon]

*rugby

[sharp field]

i might just stick only to track

[sharp field]

you’re one of those guys

[tawny galleon]

No

I just like correcting u americans

[sharp field]

racism

[tawny galleon]

How?

[swift umbra]

ah, a person with common sense

[sharp field]

americans

really?

[tawny galleon]

How can i be racist if i hate ALL races

Including my own??

[swift umbra]

you morons call a sport FOOTBALL when you're throwing and catching the ball with your HANDS!

[tawny galleon]

Eggball more like 🤣🤣

[sharp field]

so what about hockey

[tawny galleon]

Thats hockey

[swift umbra]

what about it?

[sharp field]

smack puck?

soccer

[swift umbra]

there's not a name of a limb in there

[sharp field]

goal?

golf

[swift umbra]

@tawny galleon , I'm gonna lose it

[sharp field]

hit ball?

[tawny galleon]

Baseball = rounders

[swift umbra]

Nah baseball I’ll give them, that’s better

As you lot play fucking cricket

[tawny galleon]

U mean watch the most boring shit ever to fall asleep on a sunday arvo….

[sharp field]

no one watches cricket

or baseball

they both suck unless you’re playing

not cricket

it sucks all the time

[tawny galleon]

I’ll agree there

[timber lava]

https://tenor.com/view/falcon-sam-wilson-outta-line-but-gif-22091662

[sharp field]

soccer sucks too tbh

[tawny galleon]

Idk i have never played aussie rules football before

[sharp field]

football is better than soccer

what

[swift umbra]

I agree, cause soccer isn’t a thing

[lavish flame]

Hi

[sour yacht]

Update out now?

[stable relic]

The 13th, in like 16 hours

[floral elm]

Ye

What is my name T-T

Moderated Name #6412

What is this

[tawny galleon]

Untaggeable name

[loud kiln]

Not like any1 wants to tag him

[tawny galleon]

Lol

[raw warren]

[jagged bone]

spooderman

[sharp field]

it does wdym?

you’ve never see a soccer match?

me either tbh

who watches that shit

@sly jackal drop me the crossbow

[swift umbra]

no, I've only ever watched football as thats what we call it in the normal world

this is football donkay

not this

[sharp field]

well we call it soccer in the free world 🇺🇸🦅🦅

[sharp field]

This is better

[swift umbra]

It's better I'll give you that, but its not football

[sharp field]

it is football

[swift umbra]

as from what I can see on that picture, nobody's kicking the ball with their feet

[sharp field]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-goal-shoot-american-football-rugby-gif-16323515

they kick the ball yk?

[swift umbra]

ok that's once per game

[sharp field]

no it’s not

[swift umbra]

but they do that as well in rugby

[raw warren]

https://tenor.com/view/football-gif-23054863

[sharp field]

happens more than you think lil bro

[swift umbra]

I watch it from time to time

[sharp field]

mid sport

[swift umbra]

rugby's fun

[deft kindle]

fr

rugby isn’t

[sharp field]

rugby is football for stupid and small guys

who want head to head contact

[swift umbra]

I mean american "football" is better, but rugby certainly aint bad

[sharp field]

it certainly is

[swift umbra]

its just that we dont have that here, only rugby

or if we do its like one tiny team per city, which is too far for most people

[sharp field]

football is upgraded rugby

[swift umbra]

apart from the fact that it isn't football yes

[sharp field]

bro

it literally is

[swift umbra]

no it isn't

[sharp field]

when will people realize the name of the sport doesn’t matter

it could be called cockball

[swift umbra]

it does when you mess up the name of limbs that you mostly use to play the damn sport

[sharp field]

so tennis should be arm ball?

[swift umbra]

no, they aint messing up the name of a limb with tennis

[glossy acorn]

Soccer vs Football situation

[swift umbra]

yea, americans dont understand that they're wrong

[sharp field]

are you british?

wait

[swift umbra]

I mean a lot of things they do better than the uk but some things I dont agree with

[sharp field]

you’re from netherlands right?

[swift umbra]

no, dutch

[sharp field]

oh

lmao

[swift umbra]

we used to own new york actually

[sharp field]

[glossy acorn]

outside USA, no one calls it soccer

[sharp field]

we own it now

[swift umbra]

only that our stupid government trades it for Suriname

[sharp field]

but the USA is betta

[swift umbra]

and that stupid government hasn't changed ever since 🤣

[glossy acorn]

in financial aspects sure, not in morality

[tawny galleon]

No

No

Financial aspects theyre fucked

Having to pay for a dr check up💀💀

[swift umbra]

on a lot of things, yes, on certain things, no

[sharp field]

bros refusing to accept it

[tawny galleon]

Dciding between eating or healthcare

[jagged bone]

Usa greatest country in the world ong

[tawny galleon]

Cap

[glossy acorn]

Mama.... just launched a war

[jagged bone]

Why skull

I am right

Don’t skull me

[swift umbra]

thats because you don't know any other countries

[tawny galleon]

U come to us for military spec ops training🤣🤣

[jagged bone]

I am pretty good at geography

🤓

[sharp field]

it’s the other way around lil bro ☠️

[swift umbra]

no, can't be as your american

[jagged bone]

That’s false

[glossy acorn]

What is the capital of Armenia

[sharp field]

i’m actually probably better than you

[jagged bone]

I excel at geography

[tawny galleon]

Who taught ur spec ops how to do shit….the sas…brits

[sharp field]

doubt

[tawny galleon]

So…in essence we r better

[sharp field]

bros british

[swift umbra]

wait is there a game we can play 1v1 with geography?

[sharp field]

probably

[swift umbra]

not geoguesser but something else

[glossy acorn]

Which continent is Cyprus present in?

[jagged bone]

How many countries independence days is Britian responsible for

[jagged bone]

It’s located in the Mediterranean Sea

West of turkey

[glossy acorn]

good one

ya passed buddy

[jagged bone]

[sharp field]

that would’ve gotten me

[empty prism]

[sharp field]

akuma is smashing his desk in a fit of rage because we’re american

[glossy acorn]

Donkay where is Papua New Guinea?

(Any landmark near it/Continent in which it is in)

[tawny galleon]

Nope
What desk

[sharp field]

australia like above it

[glossy acorn]

☝️🤑

[empty prism]

[sharp field]

oceania

[glossy acorn]

Australia's below it

[sharp field]

yeah

[glossy acorn]

good good

[jagged bone]

[sharp field]

i said it’s above australia

[glossy acorn]

gotcha

good one

[sharp field]

americans not being able to do geography is a stupid stereotype

[tawny galleon]

💀

[glossy acorn]

Wonder why they take a lot of time to answer it

[swift umbra]

continent, not sea

[jagged bone]

Okay

[sly jackal]

I got pinged?

[jagged bone]

I still gave the right answer

[loud kiln]

So?

[glossy acorn]

not you, you replied quick

[sharp field]

america next question please

[sly jackal]

Cba to see who and why lol

[boreal arrow]

Isn’t it south of turkey?

[sharp field]

you can check your recents

[swift umbra]

alr lemme get a good one

[jagged bone]

I have not met a European who can name all 50 states

[swift umbra]

what was the first british colony in the us?

[swift umbra]

I can get close, but I forget some all the time

[sharp field]

jamestown

[sly jackal]

Too lazy for that, I would if I was on pc

[sharp field]

next question

[jagged bone]

With that logic you suck at geography then!

[glossy acorn]

Most Americans can't name all in one take though

[swift umbra]

bruh its not even my own country

[loud kiln]

Lazy mf

[sharp field]

i could point them all out without even seeing boarders

[jagged bone]

It doesn’t matter it’s part of geography 🤓

[swift umbra]

not here

[jagged bone]

That’s not an excuse

[swift umbra]

I learn them because I want to, I dont have to

[glossy acorn]

Good for you man

[sly jackal]

I never knew that existed on phone lol

[tawny galleon]

U cant on pc ya dafty

[sharp field]

@sly jackal is was me

[tawny galleon]

*borders

[sly jackal]

I can

[swift umbra]

🤣

[sharp field]

banned*

[tawny galleon]

Where theres no bell on pc💀

[sly jackal]

No but you can search mentions

[glossy acorn]

Alright who can name the capital of Bulgaria within 9 seconds?

[tawny galleon]

More examples of shite American schooling 🤣🤣🤣

[sharp field]

sofia

[swift umbra]

sofia

[glossy acorn]

wow nice

[tawny galleon]

Sophie

💀🤣

[jagged bone]

Sofia

[swift umbra]

almost

[sharp field]

bro lost to an american

[glossy acorn]

nice nice 👍

[tawny galleon]

I translated to english tho

🤣🤣

[sly jackal]

Yeah np, lemme eat first then I'll drop you

[sharp field]

capital of USA rn

[swift umbra]

I just came back to my laptop when he said it

[tawny galleon]

U

[swift umbra]

washington dc

[glossy acorn]

washington dc

[sharp field]

what state is washington dc technically in

[swift umbra]

dc= district of columbia

[sharp field]

or geographically in

[swift umbra]

none, its the district of columbia

[misty ridge]

DC = discord

[sly jackal]

London

[misty ridge]

💀

[sharp field]

you didn’t understand the technically work did you

[tawny galleon]

🤡

[deft kindle]

It’s not in a state, it’s is bordered between Maryland and Virginia

[sharp field]

thank you madly

[swift umbra]

if you want the state I would say maryland

[sharp field]

marky

[deft kindle]

🙏

[sharp field]

these non americans

[swift umbra]

government city of the netherlands

[deft kindle]

VA native 😁

[sharp field]

idk

[sly jackal]

Their president is a local crackhead Road man 🤣🤣

[swift umbra]

these americans

[sharp field]

it’s not relevant to me

why would i need to know that

[swift umbra]

is it to me too know about yours?

[sharp field]

OH resident

[glossy acorn]

Ulan Bator is the capital of?

[sharp field]

asking a capital and whatever you asked are two different things

plus

america is way more popular than netherlands

it’s more common knowledge

[swift umbra]

uhm, I don't think so. The Netherlands is quite now i'd say

[sharp field]

everyone knows washington dc

well

let me ask you this

[swift umbra]

not that its a good country by any means but yk

[sharp field]

who led the american revolution @swift umbra

or

[tawny galleon]

Mongolia innit

[royal wind]

can i give money to my friends?

[sharp field]

who was the 2nd president of the US

[glossy acorn]

yup

[wind vale]

Yo

[swift umbra]

I know it was franklin who send the letter if I remember correctly

[wind vale]

Can anyone help me plz

[swift umbra]

adams right?

[glossy acorn]

scroll up

[swift umbra]

either him or jefferson

[jovial drum]

Just aim while in air

[royal wind]

how do i send money to my friends

[spark gate]

What is the best discord server or place to find people to do some stuff and car meets

[glossy acorn]

Language barrier 😢

[sharp field]

yeah

[deft kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/virginia-flag-gif-10910090

[sharp field]

okay here’s a more tricky one

[wind vale]

Can someone help me

[royal wind]

whats the best money giving mission or something

for my friends

[swift umbra]

ah I just saw washington led the revo, fuck

[tawny galleon]

With…..

[tawny galleon]

Cayo

[swift umbra]

I should've known that one

[glossy acorn]

back to back heists

[wind vale]

Sell bunker supplies

[royal wind]

im way too lazy for that

[tawny galleon]

#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4

[swift umbra]

#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4

[sharp field]

who was the general of the union army that led the north to victory in 1865

you’re not getting that

[tawny galleon]

Ronald mcdonalds

[deft kindle]

That’s an easy one

[royal wind]

no access?

[swift umbra]

I know the south was lee

[sharp field]

comedian

[swift umbra]

lemme think

[tawny galleon]

Ikr

[glossy acorn]

Do the VIP missions

[sly jackal]

Nah my dad did that in 1865

[swift umbra]

civil war right @sharp field ?

[sly jackal]

He made the Americans win

[glossy acorn]

wow your dad is a senior citizen

[royal wind]

i did a car warehouse thing w my friend and we didnt get money

[sharp field]

yep

[swift umbra]

grant?

i forgot the rest of his name

[glossy acorn]

must be a glitch... you'll get the money sometime later

[sly jackal]

He was sucking bongs and sparking zoots up on the battle field

[glossy acorn]

Such a gentleman

[wind vale]

Is anyone going to help me if u are text me a on private chat plz and thankz

[sharp field]

im very surprised you got that

[swift umbra]

I had this with history like a month ago

[sharp field]

you learn american history?

[swift umbra]

but grant was a pure gamble, it was either him or washington

[swift umbra]

a bit

[sharp field]

bro said washington

☠️

[swift umbra]

idk

I had it right didn't i?

[sharp field]

washington was dead for a while when that happened

went through 15 more presidents

[royal wind]

how can i get my strength stat to level up

[swift umbra]

oh yea shit I meant lincoln sorry

😅

[sly jackal]

We don't get taught american history here. It's just the country's we invaded and shit

[glossy acorn]

now a genuine question that i need answer to ...

What is the capital of the state of Maryland in USA??

[deft kindle]

Annapolis

[wind vale]

Can anyone help me

[swift umbra]

we send you a link to the place where they do

[royal wind]

go to lfg man

[glossy acorn]

ok thnx

[swift umbra]

#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4

[sly jackal]

Use lfg like you got told to

[wind vale]

Thankz

[swift umbra]

was it really annapolis?

[wind vale]

So about that

[tawny galleon]

@wind vale i don’t respond to rando dm’s asking for help💀
And i dont play gta on ps

[glossy acorn]

don't know

[royal wind]

why do u have ps role then

[sharp field]

tbh

[tawny galleon]

Coz…..have u maybe thought of this……

[swift umbra]

neither do I tbh, I know basic states but thats it really with their geography

[sharp field]

https://tenor.com/view/god-bless-america-american-flag-america-united-states-usa-gif-25337554

[tawny galleon]

I have a ps4

[glossy acorn]

It is!

[swift umbra]

the more you know

[royal wind]

🤯

[sharp field]

i have ps6

[sly jackal]

Really? Who woulda thought 🤣🤣

[tawny galleon]

Cap

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/nederland-netherlands-nederland-vlag-netherlands-flag-jammerxx-gif-23808653

[glossy acorn]

yuh

[tawny galleon]

Ikr

[royal wind]

not to flex but i have polystation

[sharp field]

i have ps5

[tawny galleon]

I got polytunnels

[swift umbra]

same

ps4 is for plebs

[sharp field]

old gen

[glossy acorn]

You're from the Nordlands... How does winter feel like?

[sly jackal]

Ps is general are fir plebs

[royal wind]

its not my problem im broke

[zenith horizon]

Guys the new dlc what time it will come

[tawny galleon]

Or people who dont see the need for a nextgen console rn🤣

[royal wind]

tommorow

[tawny galleon]

In about 14 hrs

[sharp field]

currentgen*

[tawny galleon]

Same thing in it

[royal wind]

my ass

[tawny galleon]

Next gen to me

[swift umbra]

not too bad anymore, climate change has made it so there's never any snow where I live 🙂

[sharp field]

xbox

mid

[royal wind]

its still next gen bc theres still games coming out for the ps4

[sly jackal]

Xbox is top notch

[tawny galleon]

True

[sharp field]

notice how only xbox is on shelves ☠️

[royal wind]

i have never laid my hands on a xbox ever

[glossy acorn]

damn

[tawny galleon]

Notice how ps+ gets called shitpass

[sly jackal]

Yeah because ps is shit so they don't sell em

[swift umbra]

ps4 > xbox series x

[royal wind]

or maybe because

[sharp field]

ps+ is pretty good wdym

[glossy acorn]

PC 💪😤

[royal wind]

more people buy them 🤯

[tawny galleon]

And thats by people who have ps5’s

[sharp field]

you get hella exclusives

[tawny galleon]

More on xbox gamepass

Whats ps got
Spiderman and god of war

And gran turismo

[royal wind]

uncharted

the goat

[tawny galleon]

Na its ass

Tried it
Lara croft is better

[royal wind]

oh u didnt just say that

fuck lara croft

[tawny galleon]

Na its ass

[tawny galleon]

I would yes

[sly jackal]

Uncharted is a heap of shit

[royal wind]

[royal wind]

why

its the best game ever made

imo

[agile spade]

Blud has only seen the movie

[sly jackal]

Nah

[royal wind]

after maybe gta

[sly jackal]

I've played the game and it was shit

[swift umbra]

@sharp field gimme another american question, that was fun

[agile spade]

Which one

[zenith horizon]

The game or the movie

[royal wind]

which one

[sly jackal]

3

[royal wind]

i mean the movie is ass yea

[sly jackal]

I think

[zenith horizon]

Huh 🗿

[agile spade]

3 is good 4 the best tho

[royal wind]

3s so good play 4 its way better

[sly jackal]

The 1 where you start off in a jeep

[royal wind]

tf

u mean boat?

[sly jackal]

Nah you were driving around a small town or smth

Not my games type tbh

[royal wind]

thats 4 i think

bc u dont start off in a jeep in any of the games

[desert thunder]

does anyone know if my ps4 GTA acc would get wiped if i make a new one on my PC under the same email?

[sly jackal]

I had a shot on my mates ps got no clue how far he was

[sly jackal]

But I remember driving a jeep or smth around a town getting shot at

[royal wind]

4th is the best one

[agile spade]

U didnt even finish the game nor start it and u calling it trash 💀

[royal wind]

yes 4th

[zenith horizon]

Guys what is the fastest car in ps4

[sly jackal]

Yea

[royal wind]

faggio

[tawny galleon]

@solar fossil waste of money blud

[solar fossil]

I didn’t spend money

[sly jackal]

Too fast paced imo

[tawny galleon]

Waste of boosts

[royal wind]

only 1 mission and u cal it ass

[tawny galleon]

Better communities than here

[zenith horizon]

Thx bri

Bro

[solar fossil]

Not a waste if I wanted to do it

[sly jackal]

I didn't call it ass I called it a heap of shit

[sharp field]

what’s the biggest state

[royal wind]

[tawny galleon]

A state of drunkenness from a scot

[sharp field]

correct!

[tawny galleon]

Source: me

[swift umbra]

texas or california

imma say cali

[sharp field]

no

[royal wind]

imma go for texas

[swift umbra]

then idk

[tawny galleon]

Russia

Russia deez nuts

[royal wind]

🤯

[sharp field]

alaska

[swift umbra]

maybe florida then but thats final guess

[sly jackal]

Russia is pretty place

[swift umbra]

oh yea ofc

[royal wind]

arizona

[swift umbra]

thats a state

[tawny galleon]

@sly jackal 🤣🤣

[swift umbra]

forgot that one

[sharp field]

but most of it is uninhabitable ice

[swift umbra]

yea, so living wise it would be california or texas really

[sly jackal]

Oh dear 😳

[tawny galleon]

🤣🤣🤣

[sly jackal]

I got 95% lit only need 5 more tokens

[sharp field]

population it’s cali then texas

my state is #7 tho

[swift umbra]

ah yea cali had biggest pop

[sharp field]

[swift umbra]

thats why I thought biggest state as well

[sharp field]

ohio top 10

[swift umbra]

[sly jackal]

Florida man strikes again

[olive glen]

could someone help me out real quick with GTA in a call, just got a few questions thats all (PC)

[upper fractal]

Hey, @olive glen It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[olive glen]

kk np

[swift umbra]

ok @sharp field how many states did the netherlands have in 1985?

dont look at that typo, im still getting used to this new laptop

[sharp field]

idk

15

[swift umbra]

11, they made the newest one in 1986

yes, we build land here

[sharp field]

how many states did the us have in 1960

[swift umbra]

uhm, idk I would say the 50?

I mean I think one joined later but not 100% sure

[sly jackal]

America only has 2 states

[swift umbra]

have you been doing weed again sassy?

[sly jackal]

Not long had a fat dab 🤣

[swift umbra]

ok @sharp field USA related one for you: why is wall street called wall street?

[sly jackal]

Because it has a wall?

At the end of the street

[sharp field]

because

the wall

[swift umbra]

no there's a real historical reason for it

[sharp field]

for

british ppl

[sly jackal]

Or. A wall used to be there

[sharp field]

those damn brits

[sly jackal]

Can't stop us bri ish

[swift umbra]

correct, when the dutch had build new Amsterdam (now new york), they made a wall and the street running along it was called "muur straat" which translates to wall street.

thats why if you go behind wall street the layout is a bit more messy, thats a bit thats left over from the dutch era

[loud kiln]

So we basically own the us

[sly jackal]

So where did the British come into this?

[swift umbra]

we used to

until our stupid government decided to trade it for Suriname

[loud kiln]

Suriname has good food

America doesnt

[swift umbra]

yea but we lost it later down the line anyway

[sly jackal]

Amsterdam is a top notch place

[loud kiln]

Well yh but no

[swift umbra]

yea if you want to have s*x with a whore it is 🤣

[sly jackal]

Nah the dabs and weed over there are hella fuckin good

[swift umbra]

oh yea and the weed

[sly jackal]

Fuck sex bro, I only go to get high 🤣

[sharp field]

cmon sas

i need the stuff

[swift umbra]

the fortnite?

[sly jackal]

Nah he asked me to drop a crossbow on cod for him

Won't be long, still scanning all this

[raw warren]

🥵

[swift umbra]

scanning what?

[sly jackal]

Food

Got a mad kebab wrap and pizza 🤣

[sharp field]

ngl

[tawny galleon]

Fat fuck

[sly jackal]

Mmmm all mine

[sharp field]

i opened it and put my controller on the charger then just left

[raw warren]

that's an interesting combo

[swift umbra]

turkish pizza?

[sly jackal]

Nah pepperoni

[raw warren]

never tried pepperoni pizza

[humble dragon]

Donkay where are my waffles

[sly jackal]

Pep pizza and mixed kebab wrap with chips and chilli and other shit

[raw warren]

am I missing something?

[sly jackal]

Go try it

NOWW

[raw warren]

eh I always get chicken tikka or something like that

[sly jackal]

Pep pizza is bussin tbh

[swift umbra]

fr

[sharp field]

idk

[sly jackal]

Tika is alright but dosnt go well with pizza imo

[sharp field]

probably wherever you left then

them*

[humble dragon]

Someone force donkay to make us our waffles

[sly jackal]

Unpopular opinion but ham and pineapple is also bussin

[swift umbra]

[sharp field]

pineapple on pizza?

[jagged canyon]

Unpopular opinion but black oily men

[sly jackal]

Yeah

[swift umbra]

is this the first american with common sense that understands that you don't put that on your fucking pizza?

[sharp field]

let a thug see it clap

[sharp field]

pineapple on pizza is kinda good ngl

depends on the pineapple

[sly jackal]

Weyyyy

[swift umbra]

my hopes where high...

[fierce inlet]

lol

[sly jackal]

All pineapple is the same lmao

[swift umbra]

yea, shit

[raw warren]

W

grilled pineapple tho

not raw

[swift umbra]

did you know that in Italy in a non-tourist trap the chance of finding a restaurant with pinapple on the menu is quite slim @sly jackal ?

[sly jackal]

Well yh obs you put the pineapple on before you cook the pizza lmao

[raw warren]

some dont

[sly jackal]

Does Italy have good weed tho?

[raw warren]

are you dutch?

[sly jackal]

Nah lol

British

[deft kindle]

You’re not missing out

[swift umbra]

idk, but I know that

[raw warren]

good

[swift umbra]

I am

[raw warren]

my go to always

[deft kindle]

Finally someone who enjoys black olives on pizza

[swift umbra]

[swift umbra]

black olives are good tho on pizza

[simple cipher]

Let me get that Cali cuhhh

[sharp field]

black olives aren’t good on anything

[tawny galleon]

get fucked

[sly jackal]

I don't fuck with Oliver

[tawny galleon]

@sly jackal u gonna play gta the morra?

[sly jackal]

Olives

[sly jackal]

Depends if I can get this BP done tonight

[tawny galleon]

lol

[raw warren]

no idea why dominos has burgers

[raw warren]

false

[tawny galleon]

coz why not

[raw warren]

fair enough

[simple cipher]

What’s bp

[tawny galleon]

battlepass on cod

[sly jackal]

Battle pass

[simple cipher]

Ok

How do you apply for mod

[tawny galleon]

stop asking for one

[sly jackal]

You can apply when they are next open

[simple cipher]

Ok

[humble reef]

Anyone wanna play gta with me I'm starting a new account and was wondering if anyone wanna get money with me or help me get some

[upper fractal]

Hey @humble reef, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[tawny galleon]

?help

[sly jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/he-needs-help-badly-janet-draculas-daughter-you-gotta-help-him-he-needs-help-gif-18798172

[tawny galleon]

yes i do

[sly jackal]

With?

[tawny galleon]

life

[sly jackal]

@empty prism is happy to help with that

[agile spade]

Looka disgusting

[plush radish]

hi hotties

[humble reef]

No

[plush radish]

ok no

none's hot here

[steady zephyr]

I can download the update right?

cuz it's downloadable but not playable yet...

[exotic wave]

I'm just gambling

[tawny galleon]

L

[jagged wraith]

<33

[exotic wave]

Not really I make around 75-100k

[tawny galleon]

L

[jagged wraith]

L

[sharp field]

bruh

hey chat

[tawny galleon]

until u lose it hahaha

hey donk

[sharp field]

i need justa little more cp

[jagged wraith]

Make 30m gambling in san Andreas in minutes

[sharp field]

so i can get the BP

[exotic wave]

Which I won't

[raw warren]

its just bunch of cheese with chicken chunks in between

[kindred raft]

@olive glen can you stream ?

[indigo trail]

💀

[olive glen]

sure

[sharp field]

not me

[simple cipher]

What’s he most you can win in casino no pent house

[simple cipher]

Good Donkay being

[glossy acorn]

He's not human

He's Donkay

[simple cipher]

Fixed

[glossy acorn]

thanks bro

[unreal echo]

Switching from rock music to hip-hop creates insane adrenaline

[dim star]

anyone up for some gta?

[simple cipher]

Welcome in my🍑🍑

[upper fractal]

Hey @dim star, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[simple cipher]

How are ppl listening to rock it’s so shit and anoying

[glossy acorn]

what does that mean

[unreal echo]

Some people just grew up with it

[glossy acorn]

like me ☝️

[simple cipher]

In my country we say that

[glossy acorn]

why peaches?

[unreal echo]

I grew up with a variety of things and rock finds it’s way in there

[simple cipher]

Feel bad

[unreal echo]

@simple cipher what genres do you listen to then

[glossy acorn]

😢

[simple cipher]

Madeleine McCann

Because I can

[glossy acorn]

I only listen to my mom

[simple cipher]

Good boy

[glossy acorn]

thnx mom

[unreal echo]

talking about music

[simple cipher]

Ik

[simple cipher]

Change your boxers

[glossy acorn]

Just in 5 mins

[simple cipher]

Now

[glossy acorn]

ok

[simple cipher]

Send me a pic when done

[glossy acorn]

ok ... where though

[simple cipher]

Dm or this chat

[glossy acorn]

can't send here

DM'ing

[simple cipher]

Don’t show me too much tho

Good parenting

[covert rapids]

Hello

[agile spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/913805337658794015/1117901448081047592/v090440e0000btqj8be6r5jsiqbr5fc0.mp4

[tawny galleon]

rock is better than all these modern day shitty rappers n pop singers

[simple cipher]

I am a very good parent

[loud kiln]

Maybe ur just too old

[simple cipher]

Ronaldo is

[tawny galleon]

im only 29.....

[simple cipher]

Damn

[tawny galleon]

ronaldo is a pussy

[simple cipher]

He’s one of my sons too

[tawny galleon]

ur a kid....

[simple cipher]

Half kid half man

[gentle oasis]

Did you see the blue kid @deft kindle

Did you see the blue kid @deft kindle

Did you see the blue kid @deft kindle

[marble osprey]

cherry twizzlers are so good

why have i never tasted this before

[simple cipher]

Under rated

[safe dome]

is there anything faster on lsia drag faster than virtue on pc?

like if i a wheelie

[peak cedar]

bf weevil custom

[simple cipher]

@glossy acorn son thy are missing you

[glossy acorn]

You're right

[simple cipher]

They need some of your motivational shit

[glossy acorn]

What should i be motivating next?

[simple cipher]

Anything

[tawny galleon]

💀💀
An old ass elegy retro is faster than that junker

[glossy acorn]

Ok listen up gentlemen

When you poo poo, you pee pee
But when you pee pee, you don't poo poo 💯

[simple cipher]

That’s shit put more effort in before I whoop your ass

[peak cedar]

is the dre contract worth grinding while waiting on the cayo

[simple cipher]

Do pay phone hits instead

[tawny galleon]

Nope

[glossy acorn]

nah

[peak cedar]

alright

[tawny galleon]

Do acidlab and bunker n ceo crates

[glossy acorn]

ok I'll come up with something better

[peak cedar]

ok

[simple cipher]

Take your time

[glossy acorn]

The one who holds the sword chooses the one who can wield the pen

[simple cipher]

Good boy

[glossy acorn]

it's a great quote btw

sources unknown

[simple cipher]

Source me

[simple cipher]

Fix that

[glossy acorn]

I sourced the crates

[glossy acorn]

difficult but manageable

[simple cipher]

We been chatting in Lester all that time thanks to you @glossy acorn now your ass finna get whooped

[glossy acorn]

yea catch me if you can

[simple cipher]

I’ll do some golly wood shit bro

[plush radish]

what is up folkks

[glossy acorn]

great m8

[simple cipher]

Yo do you like Bollywood movies

[plush radish]

nah

[glossy acorn]

oh no ... shiver me timbers

[glossy acorn]

there is propaganda there

[simple cipher]

Your a traitor

[simple cipher]

Funny shit tho

[glossy acorn]

but he kinda right though

Bollywood filled with propagandists

don't know how much it has changed in recent years

[plush radish]

sure

[simple cipher]

No it’s not ok

[plush radish]

sure

[simple cipher]

I have super powers after watching that shit

[plush radish]

lol

[simple cipher]

If you watch it your name will not be black anymore

[plush radish]

its probably cuz of CMM

[simple cipher]

What’s that

[timber lava]

israel

is a country

[simple cipher]

A shit one

Do they have Bollywood movies no

[kindred raft]

@olive glen add me in disc and sclub . we can play tomorrow

[plush radish]

criminal master mind

i'll be back

doing heist with friends

[simple cipher]

How do they know you did it

[iron wren]

Ngl but the lfg groups need a better label and I believe a ps5 version of the lfg groups is overdue

[tawny galleon]

There is a ps5

[iron wren]

Don’t see it

[glossy acorn]

Because the name is coloured in ...

[tawny galleon]

Ummm coz ur ps4💀

[iron wren]

🤔

[simple cipher]

Ovs

[iron wren]

Thank you

[simple cipher]

Fun fact
I own every McDonald’s in Birmingham

Except the Coventry road one

[muted sigil]

hi all

[knotty apex]

hey i just got a message saying I won ethereum is it legit???? Its from someone in this server

[simple cipher]

Let’s wrestle kid

[simple cipher]

No

[glossy acorn]

You could get me some

[simple cipher]

Come upstairs

[knotty apex]

do i report it to server mods

[simple cipher]

If you want

[knotty apex]

how do I go about doing that

[glossy acorn]

scam

[glossy acorn]

now what