💬┃gorilla-chat

[untold harness]

Banned who?

[simple iron]

Bro

[slim fjord]

?

[simple iron]

You got it mixed up

[lavish flame]

Me too

[acoustic barn]

The fuck are you on about

[simple iron]

Not from here

[slim fjord]

What is going on rn

[simple iron]

from a server I was in

[untold harness]

Your swore worded

xD

[slim fjord]

[simple iron]

Nah

[acoustic barn]

😈

And I'll do it again

[untold harness]

Who?

[unreal echo]

because

[untold harness]

Jewelz did you know?

[untold harness]

Do what?

[acoustic barn]

Say a naughty word

Like Frick

[slim fjord]

You can’t say that 🤓

[untold harness]

No one actually asked

[acoustic barn]

Waaa

[acoustic barn]

Ok and?

[lavish flame]

I can’t say fuck?

[acoustic barn]

No

Banned

[lavish flame]

Gosh darn it

Pls don’t ban me

[acoustic barn]

Goodbye 👋

You've been banned

[lavish flame]

I will uh

Uh

[acoustic barn]

too late

[acoustic barn]

You're banned

[lavish flame]

Ima freaking do something really bad

[acoustic barn]

I'll freak you up if you don't shush up

[lavish flame]

Something Dutch would definitely do

[lavish flame]

Lalalal

Lalala

Lalala

Lalalal

Ala

Alalalal

[acoustic barn]

Poo head behaviour

[slim fjord]

[untold harness]

Quote of the day fr

[lavish flame]

In a way i would like or no

[slim fjord]

😳

[simple iron]

hmmm

[slim fjord]

Which one is the real zaza?

[simple iron]

Me

[slim fjord]

K

[untold harness]

Still I think you should sue for identity theft

[slim fjord]

Yeah honestly that’s a national security threat

[simple iron]

Imma do it

[scenic jungle]

Show bobs and vegana

[slim fjord]

Nu

[simple iron]

Agree

[untold harness]

Fr?

[simple iron]

[simple iron]

I’m gonna make bank bro 100million

[slim fjord]

Do it

[scenic jungle]

@untold harness show them bobs

And veganaa

[untold harness]

What?

[slim fjord]

He wants to see your bobs

And vegana

It’s simple

[untold harness]

No you sue for 13,000 invest into a stock market wait a few years easy profit

[untold harness]

I am a minor

[slim fjord]

O shit

I had nothing to do with this

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/edp-gif-22184885

[gentle oasis]

Efiosta nuvez mui buhg 🤣 @deft kindle @mellow cipher

Efiosta nuvez mui buhg 🤣 @deft kindle @mellow cipher

[peak cedar]

NO way BRO JUST DID THAT

[simple iron]

@slim fjord is him bro

[slim fjord]

Bro looks like a malteser 💀

[lavish flame]

Bros just like me💯💯💯

[simple iron]

[slim fjord]

I thought u were getting sued?

[lavish flame]

@lavish flame I thought you was in prison

No

[simple iron]

He is

[lavish flame]

How is he not in jail he molested little kids

Edp copied me

[peak cedar]

fr a copy cat

[slim fjord]

Apparently there’s no evidence

[peak cedar]

i mean hedid just want a cupcake

[lavish flame]

@slim fjord there was enough evidence for void to make a song about it

[slim fjord]

He wanted to put a 13 year old girl in his “sex dungeon”

[lavish flame]

He ate my cupcake if ykwim

@slim fjord absolutely disgusting

[slim fjord]

He sent her a shitpic

[lavish flame]

Ewww 🤮🤮🤮

[peak cedar]

thats the worst part 😢

[lavish flame]

I would think the molestation was worse

[slim fjord]

Why the fuck are we talking about edp

Like

When did this start

[lavish flame]

ZaZa started it

[peak cedar]

a s illy picture

[lavish flame]

Fr

[peak cedar]

silly*

[lavish flame]

Did y’all see voids diss track about him

[slim fjord]

Nah

[lavish flame]

You need to watch it

[limpid kiln]

Gets muted for 2 hours for modded heists when I’m mod-free

💀🤘

[slim fjord]

Fuck

Everyone died

[simple iron]

you where right it dies every hour

[slim fjord]

Yea

This shit happens every day

[lavish flame]

saup unpas

(Read it upside down)

[slim fjord]

Sedun dunes

Did u mean sapnu puas

[cursive loom]

When the update come out

[slim fjord]

June 13th

Tuesday

[lavish flame]

Am I autistic or what

Cuz I don’t see nothing

[slim fjord]

Sapnu puas

Look at it upside down

[lavish flame]

I did 💀

[slim fjord]

Nice

[lavish flame]

Oh

💀

I’m autistic

I see it now

Aren’t you supposed to get a vehicle for completing last dose missions#

[slim fjord]

Yeah u get an imani tech vehicle

[lavish flame]

I haven’t gotten one

[slim fjord]

U need to wait a bit

You’ll get a call from Dax

[lavish flame]

Wait is it the gold bonus item on my map

[slim fjord]

Yes

Go there

[lavish flame]

Oh ok

[simple cliff]

Yeah I can tell

[slim fjord]

Everyone came back to life

[lavish flame]

is the new gta gonna be woke?

[slim fjord]

[lavish flame]

just saw the trailer for the new fable game, they ruined the series

Wsg

Yea

Damn the car you get for completing last dose missions is sick asf

[tawny galleon]

*slow as fuck u mean

[lavish flame]

What do you mean

It’s fats

Fats

Fast

[tawny galleon]

Its not fast💀💀

My elegy is faster

[peak cedar]

iits quick not fast

[lavish flame]

Isn’t the Rufus fast

[peak cedar]

eh idk

[tawny galleon]

The what?

[lavish flame]

Nah y’all tripping the journey is the fastest

[peak cedar]

fr fastest in the game

[lavish flame]

Fr

[peak cedar]

gaps the vigilante

[slim fjord]

Faggio mod is the fastest y’all just dumb

[lavish flame]

Nah

The rusty tractor clearly solos

[slim fjord]

Who tf actually has the rusty tractor

[lavish flame]

Me

[slim fjord]

Bs

[peak cedar]

me

[lavish flame]

Nope

[lavish flame]

Stfu

Stop lying

[peak cedar]

arena wargrind is hard

[lavish flame]

Bro thinks he’s him

[toxic flicker]

Why do you care so much if he has the tractor or not

[peak cedar]

its a joke who has that

[slim fjord]

Literally no one

[lavish flame]

Yeah 500 arena levels

Or 1k idk

It’s crazy

[peak cedar]

arena war fun but not THAT fun

[lavish flame]

Idk I’ve played it like 5 times

Every time it was mid

[peak cedar]

its fun with freinds

[slim fjord]

Nobody is gonna spend like 12 years of their life to get a crusty dusty tractor they’re never gonna use

[lavish flame]

Bruh I’d go into a server for car meets and pull up in the crust buster 3000

[peak cedar]

theyd think it was mods

[lavish flame]

Real

[simple salmon]

Yo question, real question right now

[lavish flame]

No

[slim fjord]

I think you can find a similar tractor that spawns

[simple salmon]

The GTA Online Protagonist vs John Wick

[peak cedar]

only in story

[slim fjord]

GTA online protagonist

[lavish flame]

Does John have a pencil

[simple salmon]

You think we can take John Wick?

[slim fjord]

We literally can’t die

[simple salmon]

No he has a pen instead

[peak cedar]

yeah

[lavish flame]

John solos

[peak cedar]

trevor vs gta protagonist

[lavish flame]

Gta protagonist

[slim fjord]

We carry rocket launchers and mini guns in our back pockets

[lavish flame]

But we also slow as fuck

[peak cedar]

neko belic vs gta protagonist

[slim fjord]

Gta protagonist

[lavish flame]

FatMcSquizzy vs jomom4.0

[peak cedar]

jomom4.0

[slim fjord]

FatMcSquizzy

[lavish flame]

I say fatmcsquizzy wins

[peak cedar]

nah i solo

[lavish flame]

He has the water profile

You have the garden pfp

[peak cedar]

it fire

[lavish flame]

It’s ass

[peak cedar]

nah it cool

[lavish flame]

Cap

Looking like Greta thunburgs back yard

[slim fjord]

[peak cedar]

i just love grass man

[lavish flame]

You play gta that’s a lie

[peak cedar]

yeah

[lavish flame]

[slim fjord]

🪱

[lavish flame]

Me fr

[slim fjord]

Yo is this ebola emoji

[lavish flame]

Nah that’s jomom4.0 emoji

[slim fjord]

💀

[peak cedar]

nah thats ski mask emoji

[lavish flame]

Bro…

Be original

Like tf

[slim fjord]

🫃🏿

This is ski mask emoji

[lavish flame]

Fr

[peak cedar]

chill 💀

[lavish flame]

And fatmcsquizzy is the dad

[slim fjord]

😳

[lavish flame]

😏

[slim fjord]

[lavish flame]

Cuz ur hot

[slim fjord]

Nah I’m ugly as fuck

[lavish flame]

Cap

[slim fjord]

Bro seriously I am

[lavish flame]

Send proof

[slim fjord]

Nah bro I’m transitioning

[lavish flame]

Fr?

[slim fjord]

Yea

[lavish flame]

Same

[slim fjord]

[lavish flame]

What you transitioning to

[slim fjord]

Yo wtf happened to jomom

Girl

[lavish flame]

Sameee

[peak cedar]

grinding

[untold harness]

Meanwhile me just too awkward to ask my parents anything about transitioning socially and physically

[lavish flame]

Do they know you transitioning

[slim fjord]

Mine don’t

[lavish flame]

Same

[slim fjord]

They just think I’m growing my hair out

[lavish flame]

Lol

[untold harness]

I want to haven't really talked about it

[lavish flame]

My dad has long hair and so I’m using that as an excuse to grow mine

[untold harness]

Same

[lavish flame]

What are their views on trans people

[untold harness]

Well when I came out my dad said as long as I am happy and my mom is one of the organizers for pride in my town so

[slim fjord]

Bro my dad hates gay people

[lavish flame]

Ok so you shouldn’t have a problem with them not accepting you

[slim fjord]

What’s he gonna do when I tell him 💀

[lavish flame]

Idk

My mom hates the entirety of lgbtq

So I’m kinda fucked rn

[slim fjord]

Same

[lavish flame]

I got into an argument with my stepdad and I abt knocked him tf out

He was pissing me off

[slim fjord]

Damn

So

Wat now

[lavish flame]

Uh

Idk

[slim fjord]

[lavish flame]

I’m just waiting for the group to hop on so we can do criminal mastermind

[slim fjord]

I have exams tomorrow and it’s 3:35 am where I live

[lavish flame]

Damn

[slim fjord]

I should probably go to sleep

[lavish flame]

It’s only 9:35 pm for me

I meant the car you get for last dose missions is fast

It’s mid

[slim fjord]

You’re a bit late m8

[lavish flame]

It looked pretty fast to me

[lavish flame]

Fr

I was eating dinner

Fuck jomom is back

[slim fjord]

He left

[lavish flame]

😎

FUCK

he’s back

[slim fjord]

Shit nvm

[lavish flame]

😎

[tawny galleon]

Its not fast💀💀

[lavish flame]

It looked fast to me

[tawny galleon]

Its quick

[lavish flame]

[tawny galleon]

But its not fast

[lavish flame]

Doesn’t it like go 160 min

[tawny galleon]

No lol

[peak cedar]

its max is 118

[tawny galleon]

120 downhill

The elegy retro is faster🤣🤣

[peak cedar]

isint thr bf weevil custom like one of the fastest

[tawny galleon]

Yeah

[lavish flame]

Yea

[slim fjord]

Ye

[tawny galleon]

Then the pariah

[lost crest]

Dude, like this guy's sigma is like düd.

[lavish flame]

Well anyway I think it’s the fastest car I have

[tawny galleon]

It really isnt

[untold harness]

? Idk what you mean by that

[tawny galleon]

There will be faster

[lavish flame]

Fr

[peak cedar]

its fr overpriced andkinda mid

[slim fjord]

Yea what does düd mean

[lavish flame]

Bro thinks he’s a sigma too

[lavish flame]

I know it’s there’s way faster cars but it’s the fastest one I have

Especially with a max engine

Isn’t there a way to make business stock while afk

[peak cedar]

the car meet glitch

[tawny galleon]

I highly doubt that

[lavish flame]

Damn

[slim fjord]

Which businesses

[lavish flame]

Let me look it up

[lavish flame]

Night club

I don’t have many cars other than armored vehicles

[tawny galleon]

Even the kuruma is faster i think

[slim fjord]

Yea just assign technicians

[tawny galleon]

🤣🤣

[slim fjord]

[lavish flame]

No I’m talking abt like so I don’t get timed out

What the vets type of brakes

[peak cedar]

you can afk in te car meet

[lavish flame]

The karuma goes 114.8 top speed

[slim fjord]

Oh yeah there’s a glitch with the car meet

[lavish flame]

Best

[lavish flame]

The bottom one

[tawny galleon]

So an old ass car is almost as fast as a new car💀💀

[lavish flame]

Race brakes?

[lavish flame]

Yeah 💀

[slim fjord]

Yep

[lavish flame]

Is it the same across all vehicles for brakes

The night shark also goes 114.8

[tawny galleon]

Wtf bruh🤣🤣🤣

[lavish flame]

Mf it’s breaks

[tawny galleon]

May as well sell the virtue

[lavish flame]

Just put them on

[lavish flame]

That’s what I did

[tawny galleon]

Hahaha

[slim fjord]

I kept it cos it looked cool and I had 40 million so I didn’t need the extra cash

[lavish flame]

I only have 12.5M rn 😭

Why 😟

I’m keeping it because it’s my fastest and best lookin car atm

[peak cedar]

i only have 3.5 mil

[lavish flame]

Yeah

[slim fjord]

Wow ur broke lmao

[peak cedar]

im fr broke

[lavish flame]

I have 643k

[slim fjord]

[peak cedar]

damb u like broke broke

[lavish flame]

I personally don’t get offended when people make jokes at autism but if it’s making fun of someone with it then it’s a different story

Fr

Shit in this game expensive bruh

[tawny galleon]

Git gud

[peak cedar]

yeah

[lavish flame]

Just don’t spend money on cars till your rich

Simple

[slim fjord]

It’s cos of cayo perico

[tawny galleon]

It really isnt if yk how to utilise the game….

Fuck cayo even if they took that away right now
Half y’all would be fucking lost

U wouldnt know how to make money

[lavish flame]

I like to max all my businesses and shit before buying cars

[slim fjord]

Nah I have businesses

[lavish flame]

The only cars I’ve bought that cost money are armored and weaponized

Cuz cars don’t make you money businesses do

[tawny galleon]

Same but theyre empty

[slim fjord]

Yeah I hardly ever use them tbh

[tawny galleon]

I dont even run the mc side of shot

[lavish flame]

Same

I’ve gotten free cars but I don’t buy cars util I have everything else I need

[slim fjord]

I mainly just have them in the background so the nightclub works

[lavish flame]

I spam agency missions and do cayo every 2 hours

I make the most money from nightclub and cayo

[slim fjord]

Bro last week contract was on 2x money it was awesome

I made like 18 million

[lavish flame]

Not that I have much rn because of upgrades

[peak cedar]

yeah that contract week was fire

[lavish flame]

Fr

[tawny galleon]

Crates for me🤣🤣

[lavish flame]

It almost made dr dre contract worth it

[slim fjord]

I keep forgetting crates exist

[tawny galleon]

L

[lavish flame]

I really only do crates if it’s double money

[slim fjord]

Same

[tawny galleon]

Easy 11m each warehouse

[peak cedar]

it was pretty worth it

[lavish flame]

I only have two warehouses too

[floral condor]

how do i buy the railgun

[slim fjord]

Gun van

[tawny galleon]

Gun van

When its available

[floral condor]

not there

[slim fjord]

Look for it

[lavish flame]

@floral condor gun van

Skill issue

[tawny galleon]

When its available

[floral condor]

when will it be

[slim fjord]

It’s in a different place each week

[lavish flame]

Get gud

[tawny galleon]

We dont fucking know do we

[lavish flame]

When he sells it

[tawny galleon]

U think we r r*

[lavish flame]

Fr

W reactions 😎

[floral condor]

😑

[lavish flame]

Bro omg there’s three god mode modders in my lobby fighting rn

[slim fjord]

[lavish flame]

Skill issue

[tawny galleon]

Pc noob skill issue

[lavish flame]

Fr

Just play in private servers

I haven’t played in a pub since they let you do heists in privates

Or was it business selling

I don’t remember

[tawny galleon]

CUNT

[elder pumice]

god mode is also in console lol

[tawny galleon]

SHIT

[slim fjord]

Bro ever time I go in a public session somebody tries to kill me lmao

[tawny galleon]

Yeah ik

[lavish flame]

HEY

[elder pumice]

the game is just broken fr

[lavish flame]

💀

[tawny galleon]

Fuck off bot🤣

[lavish flame]

Fucking bot

BOT

[mystic smelt]

anyone have any idea how to send my PS4 screenshots to my phone?

[slim fjord]

No

[lavish flame]

Connect ps4 to your phone

[mystic smelt]

yea how

[tawny galleon]

Yes….via twitter

[mystic smelt]

it says cannot upload

[lavish flame]

Skill issue

[slim fjord]

Skill issue

[lavish flame]

Get gud

Just upload it

[tawny galleon]

Make a twiiter account and connect it then

[mystic smelt]

I did that

[tawny galleon]

💀💀

[mystic smelt]

and it says cannot upload

[lavish flame]

Who was spamming laughing emoji lol

[mystic smelt]

me

[lavish flame]

L

[slim fjord]

[lavish flame]

No wonder you can’t upload

Got banned from that shit

[tawny galleon]

🤣🤣

[mystic smelt]

😑

[lavish flame]

It’s si fun to atomize spam cops

[lavish flame]

Cope

[slim fjord]

🤓

[lavish flame]

I snort worms 🗿

[slim fjord]

Awesome

[lavish flame]

Wanna join

[slim fjord]

Tutorial?

[lavish flame]

Yeah

So first find the longest worm you can

[slim fjord]

Ok

[lavish flame]

And grab it with some tweezers

[slim fjord]

What if I don’t have tweezers

[lavish flame]

Your fingers work fine too

[elder pumice]

i snort uranium

[simple iron]

I snort uranus

[lavish flame]

Which kind

[lavish flame]

I snort zaza himself

[elder pumice]

238

[lavish flame]

W

I eat that shit for breakfast

It’s bulking season rn

[elder pumice]

i use 235 to commit war crimes

[slim fjord]

Like what?

Domestic terrorism?

[lavish flame]

Yes

[distant shoal]

are rv's in gta any good

[elder pumice]

i bomb villages

[slim fjord]

Yeah it’s the fastest vehicle in the game

[lavish flame]

Yes

[elder pumice]

if you want to be walter then yes

[lavish flame]

I bomb orphans

[slim fjord]

I can cook in them

[lavish flame]

Anyways

[peak cedar]

i relly want those halloween vehicles they look really cool

[lavish flame]

Put the earthworm in your nose

[tawny galleon]

💀💀

[lavish flame]

And plug the other side

[peak cedar]

really*

[lavish flame]

And sniff really hard

[slim fjord]

Bro set off the fire alarm in an orphanage and when they’re all outside steal their shit then set it on fire. Trust me it works every time

[distant shoal]

i got one cuz of the stupid podium vehicle in casino

[elder pumice]

ill bomb blizzard next

[distant shoal]

i cant even sell it for money

[peak cedar]

they forgor about pve

[lavish flame]

What are they gonna do tell their parents?

[elder pumice]

become walter and cook meth there

[slim fjord]

The other day the crippled kid told a joke and I told him to become a stand up comedian

[distant shoal]

i would rather take the Faggio then the stupid rv

[slim fjord]

The faggio is the goat

[lavish flame]

L take

Faggio can’t make meth

[slim fjord]

True

But rv doesn’t make you ejaculate

[peak cedar]

acid lab on top

[lavish flame]

Fr

[lavish flame]

It’s got an exhaust for a reason

[slim fjord]

😳

[lavish flame]

😏

[slim fjord]

Go kart is one of the best vehicles in the game u can’t lie

[lavish flame]

Fr

[peak cedar]

the winky is fr the best

[lavish flame]

My friends and I used to dress up as Mario characters and drive go karts and blow people up

[slim fjord]

Me and my friend dressed up as british soldiers and started killing people with muskets

[lavish flame]

💀

W

[slim fjord]

At Christmas I got jumped by two people dressed as Santa and an elf with candy canes

[lavish flame]

😭

[peak cedar]

gta christmas vibes fr the best vibes

[slim fjord]

Tru

[lavish flame]

Fr

[slim fjord]

Low santos at night with snow is beautiful

[peak cedar]

fr

[lavish flame]

I remember when they shut the ps3 online servers

Everyone was playing

[slim fjord]

Rip old gen

[lavish flame]

We were throwing snowballs at each other

[slim fjord]

Gone but not forgotten

[peak cedar]

it was a sad day

[lavish flame]

Fr

It was December 13th right

[slim fjord]

Yea

[lavish flame]

Damn

[slim fjord]

Bro playing old gen one last time was so nostalgic

[lavish flame]

Fr

The thing is I don’t think a single person got griefed

We were all just fucking around and having fun

[slim fjord]

Nah cos In 2013 people weren’t assholes

[lavish flame]

Fr

Now it’s oppressor and lazar spammers

[slim fjord]

I literally can’t exist for 5 minutes in a public session without someone trying to kill me

[lavish flame]

Ong

[peak cedar]

the rhinotank tho

[lavish flame]

That’s why I bought the night shark

I have a modded khanjahli

It’s galaxy colored with f1 wheels

[peak cedar]

khanjali is fun but is countred so easy

[lavish flame]

Real

[slim fjord]

Yeah an opressor mk2 can destroy it in like 5 seconds

[jagged wraith]

Ew..

[peak cedar]

one time me and like five of my freinds got a khanjali and were domonating the lobbie till we got blown up by a lazar

[lavish flame]

Omfg not this hoe

[slim fjord]

Rip

[lavish flame]

Fucking homie hopper

[jagged wraith]

.. f1 wheels make it look worse

[lavish flame]

Makeup makes you look worse

Somehow

[jagged wraith]

You talking makes you look worse

[lavish flame]

You fucking 3 guys in the same day makes you look worse

Hoe

[jagged wraith]

.. i don't fuck 3 guys in a day

[lavish flame]

Yes you do

You literally said “I’ll leave the other 2 for you ”

[jagged wraith]

@mellow cipher help

[lavish flame]

💀💀💀💀

Bozo

[slim fjord]

[jagged wraith]

No..

[lavish flame]

My point proven

You went from me to duck to firefly

Fucking homie hopper

[jagged wraith]

Im still with duck

Firefly treated me like a side hoe

[lavish flame]

Cuz you are

[lavish flame]

What’s this then

Why you calling firefly if he treats you like a side hoe

[slim fjord]

[lavish flame]

Dumb fuck

[jagged wraith]

@swift umbra

[lavish flame]

That’s 4 💀

[jagged wraith]

Cause im his side hoe

No..

[lavish flame]

4 people in 3 days

[jagged wraith]

Its just Duck, firefly, ni3k,

[slim fjord]

💀

[lavish flame]

It was me at first then you went to duck then firefly and now ni3k

Like wtf

[jagged wraith]

you treated me like shit

[lavish flame]

You started it 💀💀💀

You called me weird after I rizzard you up and you liked it

[jagged wraith]

You started getting weird..

[lavish flame]

Yeah I’m the weird one but you’re sleeping with 3 guys

[jagged wraith]

A bit to weird ya think?

[lavish flame]

Yeah it is weird to sleep with 3 guys at the same time

[jagged wraith]

I only sleep with duck 🤨

[tawny galleon]

💀

[slim fjord]

💀

[lavish flame]

💀

What’s this mf

[jagged wraith]

Akuma

[tawny galleon]

Tf

[jagged wraith]

Did i say i slept with all 3?

[lavish flame]

Don’t let her touch you

[lavish flame]

Yes

[jagged wraith]

No i didn't

Stfu

[lavish flame]

Yes you did

Stfu

You have 3 other guys

You sleep with them all

After claiming to be a dude then you say you’re a girl

[jagged wraith]

"Yes you did - Ski mask" 🤓

[jagged wraith]

They know im a guy fucking idiot

[lavish flame]

So you are a guy💀

[jagged wraith]

Its all a joke ive known them for longer then u 💀

[slim fjord]

Ayooooo

[lavish flame]

You literally told duck you were a girl

[jagged wraith]

So get your stupid ass out of here acting like you know me alot more then them

[edgy mango]

@simple iron lester heist?

[lavish flame]

Did I say I know them

No hoe

[jagged wraith]

Me and duck were joking you dumb fuck

[simple iron]

Yuh but I’m bout to rob a bank in red dead

[edgy mango]

oh okay

u want to start now?

[lavish flame]

Now stfu and go back to having sex with guys who have 11 stds

[simple iron]

Yeah

[jagged wraith]

Now stfu and get lost back in to #🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4

[lavish flame]

Don’t need to

I think that’s where you need to go considering the fact you need 3 sugar daddies to make you money

[jagged wraith]

And easy

[lavish flame]

Stank ass hoe

[slim fjord]

Everything

[lavish flame]

A lot

[simple iron]

Hi poopy

[jagged wraith]

Did you use a buzzard?

[slim fjord]

💀

[lavish flame]

@slim fjord you seeing this shit

[simple iron]

Ayoo

[jagged wraith]

Yk the land in heli swap character quickly and swap back whens its starting to smoke

[slim fjord]

Unfortunately

[elder pumice]

what the fuck

[lavish flame]

I don’t wanna be here no more

It’s like the one girl who gets used the second she gets into high school

[jagged wraith]

Nice

[lavish flame]

You’re a little late to the party

[slim fjord]

A little?

[simple iron]

I can get you guys a easy achievement for gta

[slim fjord]

[lavish flame]

Free 2M

[simple iron]

hmmm

[lavish flame]

Fr

[simple iron]

Lol

[lavish flame]

Ngl desert part def the easiest

Just most time consuming

[jagged wraith]

"Kifflom."

[lavish flame]

I just had 2013 era fun gta times

[jagged wraith]

best line in the game

[lavish flame]

We just stacked a servers worth if insurgents pickup customs across a bridge to make a blockade and we just saw how long we could last

@slim fjord you trynna be my gf

[slim fjord]

Why

[lavish flame]

Why not

[jagged wraith]

Peyote plants no

[jagged wraith]

There just for a add on trophy

[lavish flame]

Tf you looking at

It was amazing

[simple iron]

Your goofy ass

[jagged wraith]

Me going back for all the add on trophys i missed

[lavish flame]

Fuck you

[jagged wraith]

Yeah director mode

[slim fjord]

[jagged wraith]

Ofc

[lavish flame]

So what you think

[slim fjord]

Of what

[lavish flame]

Being my gf frfr

Hello

[simple iron]

@lavish flame has a onlyfans

[slim fjord]

Nah I don’t like being in relationships

[lavish flame]

I take shower rn

your loss ig

[lavish flame]

Slide

[jagged wraith]

Can i come

[lavish flame]

Imma need that of

[slim fjord]

5 💀

[lavish flame]

Man school suck

[jagged wraith]

I gotta see what u learn lol

[simple iron]

Yeah he post vids of him shitting

[lavish flame]

slide that rn

[jagged wraith]

Id rather not watch that

Oh Christian shit ig?

[lavish flame]

Everyone says catholic school is bad but I used to go to one and it wasn’t that bad

Where does bro live

[simple iron]

Ask Dutch

[lavish flame]

Ok

[lavish flame]

Nah I think it’s catholic

[slim fjord]

Catholic schools are fucking terrible

[lavish flame]

Not the one i went to

[jagged wraith]

id never go to 1

[lavish flame]

I also put porn on the computers 💀

[jagged wraith]

@lavish flame dm that of link..

[lavish flame]

I went to a catholic school

[slim fjord]

The one I went to made me want to kill myself fr

[lavish flame]

And the nun hit me with a ruler on my knuckles

[lavish flame]

I put porn on the computers and shit I was a horrible student

[slim fjord]

[lavish flame]

Hit her back

USA

[lavish flame]

She would have whopped my ass

[lavish flame]

She a woman

Just beat tf out of her

[jagged wraith]

that's why i do online school

[slim fjord]

Someone wrote a racial slur on the wall of one of the re classrooms

[lavish flame]

Yeah a women with like 80 rings on each finger

That’s why I left

[slim fjord]

They actively encourage suicide I swear

[lavish flame]

Unless you are built like a 100 pound 7’2 mf I don’t think she’d win in a fist fight

[lavish flame]

I put a racial slur on the Asian kids desk

[jagged wraith]

Mines on a laptop

[slim fjord]

We actually made the German teacher leave by carving a swastika into her car 💀

[lavish flame]

Bro she was like Shaq and I was Kobe

[lavish flame]

Jesus fuck

[lavish flame]

She was like 6,4 and I was 11 at the time at 5,9

It was so unfair

The nun I had tried slapping me so I hit her and she immediately tried to swing at me but she was fat so she fell over her own feet 💀

[slim fjord]

[lavish flame]

Ffs

[lavish flame]

Probably why I got expelled

Fr like nobody can just stfu

@lavish flame brush your teeth

[slim fjord]

I got expelled cos I brought a knife into school and tried to stab someone

[lavish flame]

💀

Then you shouldn’t have bad breath

This kid had a hit list on his locker one time

And he didn’t get in trouble

But I beat the fuck out of a teacher and I get expelled

[slim fjord]

The textbooks in my school had the most racist, homophobic, sexist language in it and everyone loved it

[lavish flame]

Not my fault she’s fat and an easy target

[slim fjord]

Like u open page 1 and there’s like 15 swastikas and 10 penises

[simple iron]

such a lie bro

[slim fjord]

School textbooks are whack

Yea

[lavish flame]

Tf is you on abt

[high isle]

Hi

[slim fjord]

Bro the school system hasn’t changed since the 1700s

[high isle]

Still waiting for the new update

[lavish flame]

Pp po po

[lavish flame]

Fr

How many times can I say the n word before I get perm banned

[high isle]

Ye but it still feels like they will screw up the game in the new update just saying

[lavish flame]

I’ve already said it twice

[slim fjord]

No clue

[lavish flame]

Let’s find out

[slim fjord]

[high isle]

Uh oh

[lavish flame]

Im dreamed that im super

[slim fjord]

Banned for only an hour

After saying it 3 times

[high isle]

How do u know that?

[slim fjord]

He messaged me

[high isle]

Oh

[mellow cipher]

I was brushing my teeth. Whatchu want?

[lavish flame]

Its was well

[high isle]

Lol

[lavish flame]

[jagged wraith]

[mellow cipher]

Aight thx

[jagged wraith]

Ily

[slim fjord]

Well it’s 4:54 am and I have an exam in 4 hours. Imma go to sleep

Bye

[high isle]

How do I set up lester?

[gentle oasis]

Ask @marsh ocean he’s an expert

[high isle]

K thx

[gentle oasis]

Yeah man

[left iron]

Hey guys

Can someone help me get money

Im barely starting out

But I've bought ceo

[junior turtle]

Look for people to join my fighter Squadron (PS5 only)

[mellow cipher]

Ask @gentle oasis hes always willing to help

@gentle oasis right?

[coarse sparrow]

yes

indeed

[marsh ocean]

yeah @gentle oasis

[median talon]

Gorilla meat

[left iron]

Well can you

Please

Because I don't really know what to do

[mellow cipher]

Ya @gentle oasis

Help him

[coarse sparrow]

fr @mellow cipher Help blud

[marsh ocean]

Fr @gentle oasis

[left iron]

Oh well

[covert niche]

Is Cayo even possible anymore

[lavish flame]

What are yalls expectations on the new update?

[slow dagger]

they need a new heist'

[left iron]

Do you guys know of any useful GTA 5 discord servers

[slow dagger]

this one

or

[left iron]

Dm

[edgy mango]

this server

[left iron]

Besides this one

[edgy mango]

idk

[left iron]

@edgy mango u wanna play w me

I'm barely starting

I got ceo rn tho

[edgy mango]

no

people in the lfg might want to tho

[left iron]

Lol alr

[simple salmon]

Heist cooldowns are based on real world time right

No yeah that's obviously yes

Nvm

[wary rampart]

Hi im new to the discord. I wounded if anyone want to do the criminal mastermind heist?

[boreal arrow]

Go to looking for group chats

[wary rampart]

ok

[upper fractal]

Hey @wary rampart, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[small needle]

Those ones^^

[lavish flame]

hi

[severe island]

Hello

[dry nest]

good morning

[unreal echo]

@sharp field playing without me is bizarre

listen i promise just give me some more practice and i’ll be a beast

[sharp field]

i’m not actually playing

lmao

i might level up my guns

[unreal echo]

oh

nvm then jeez

[edgy mango]

why are all the colours changing 😭

[edgy mango]

shut your damn mouth

[lavish flame]

I feel like the update will be okay I just hope bring more quality of life improvements like the street dealers, Gs cache, stash house etc. But it's Rockstar so I'm not expecting too much lmao

Also curious on the cars they're removing in this update to I find that very weird

[simple iron]

ok

[dry nest]

they better add some sick ass cars bro

dripfeed renault megane

dripfeed peugeot 208

[edgy mango]

dripfeed deez nuts

[dry nest]

nah that’s day one

[acoustic barn]

Sick ass cars

Says Peugeot 208 lmao

[dry nest]

Its a cool car mate

[swift umbra]

Yea if there’s any car that isn’t sick it’s a Peugeot 208

[dry nest]

Got the steering wheel and shit

got the screen yknow radio

[swift umbra]

If he would’ve said the group b 205, then I would 100% agree

[dry nest]

bro isn’t that like a rally car

[swift umbra]

Tell me you’ve heard of group b before

[dry nest]

Well Ive heard about it but I have no idea what it means

Its some racing shmick

for sure

Asked siri rn seems like its bout rally yea

but dunno if she’s trustable 💀

[acoustic barn]

I'm still laughing at Peugeot 208 being a cool car

[swift umbra]

Well, first of all look it up on Yt. But I’ll explain it in short: group b was a racing and rallying class from the 80’s that was made for prototype cars.

[dry nest]

🤓

[swift umbra]

Fun fact: group b rallying made four wheel drive on road cars possible, with the Audi Quattro’s

[dry nest]

Ohh I see

So Its rally and shit ight got it

[rigid slate]

hey

i gotta buy a mc club house which is the best one

[swift umbra]

The Audi (already in gta as the Omnis) and that Peugeot 205 @dry nest

[dry nest]

#🚔┃gta-discussion

[dry nest]

yeah I know the Quattro and pretty sure Ive seen the Peugeot before online

[acoustic barn]

You came into chat talking about GTA pipe down

[swift umbra]

Btw, these cars can still fight it out with modern supercars, that Audi Quattro can beat an Audi r8 in a dragrace

[dry nest]

actually yeah

[simple iron]

[dry nest]

lmfao

[rigid slate]

please just tell me man i am not gonna wait years for that :]

[dry nest]

cuz its a racecar man whadya expect

[swift umbra]

It’s an 80’s car, think about that

[dry nest]

I got the free one in the middle of nowhere so anything besides that

[swift umbra]

They where faster than the f1 from then, on dirt

[dry nest]

what’s your car mate

[swift umbra]

I don’t have one, not allowed to drive yet😢

[dry nest]

Shame, what’s the driving age over there

[swift umbra]

18

[simple iron]

[dry nest]

Same over here yuh

I got a car tho Its serving me well

But I’ll probably get it replaced

[acoustic barn]

Location doesn't mean anything

[swift umbra]

But when I get my license I want to buy an old Ford escort, cheap and great to work on

[rigid slate]

so i should get close to my bussiness ?

[swift umbra]

Like you can pick a good one of those up for €2000.-

[dry nest]

uhh those are expensive over here

[acoustic barn]

Yeah if you want

[rigid slate]

k

[dry nest]

along with everything else lmfao

[swift umbra]

Not the mk1 and mk2, the mk3

[simple iron]

Where do you live

[swift umbra]

The mk3 doesn’t cost a thing

[dry nest]

Eurasia shit don’t mind it

[dry nest]

If its newer its probably more expensive over here

They sell this for 155K USD over here

Same mileage and shit

[swift umbra]

Didn’t make it an image shit

[dry nest]

same year

[swift umbra]

This @dry nest

[edgy mango]

@acoustic barn did u ever end up making butter chicken

[dry nest]

sheesh

I don’t know lot bout Ford

Cause they fell off over here

[swift umbra]

Well they made these in such big numbers that you can buy them for nothing really

[dry nest]

they only have the Focus and the Fiesta and the latter isn’t even made anymore afaik

[swift umbra]

Mustang???

[dry nest]

Nope, at Least not in large quantities

they are all older models or imported from Arabic countries

[swift umbra]

You at least know it

[dry nest]

Ive seen old ones like that on the street

But not once for sale

[swift umbra]

One of the best cars ever made

[dry nest]

Dunno man

Yesterday Ive visited my dad’s uncle

We rode in his car

[swift umbra]

This is the escort you’re thinking about (this one’s tuned tho)

[dry nest]

It was comfy

[dry nest]

Ive never seen one like that frfr

[swift umbra]

Which car has he got?

[dry nest]

Ill check the price for you in a sec

[dry nest]

Land Rover Freelander

Literal tin can but pretty sturdy and comfy

[swift umbra]

around the 10k here 🤣

[dry nest]

Freelander 2 TD4 I believe from like 2010

[dry nest]

pretty cheap

you gonna pay more for maintenance

[swift umbra]

True

And they’re all high milers

[dry nest]

It had some nice kit even for base trim

4WD

nifty engine

Whatever the fuck DSC stands for

[swift umbra]

Pssst, a landrover always has 4wd

[dry nest]

an off-road mode of sorts

[opal stream]

[dry nest]

Base Evoque is 2WD

[opal stream]

hi

[dry nest]

wassup

[opal stream]

what are you talking about

[dry nest]

cars and shit

[swift umbra]

Yea but that’s the Evoque, that’s never gonna see the off-road

Rich man’s toy

[dry nest]

Rich man’s wife toy

[opal stream]

what is your favorite cars

[swift umbra]

Yea that

[dry nest]

my own car 💀

The ones I can afford ☠️

[swift umbra]

1965 Ford mustang fastback, 1986 Audi Quattro s1 e2, 1986 Audi coupe gt

The latter of which my dad actually owns

[dry nest]

sick dad

my dad has the same car as I do lmfao

[dry nest]

admirable

[opal stream]

nah thats crazy

[swift umbra]

Only one left in the Netherlands with automatic that’d road legal

[dry nest]

damn that’s something

and mine is, well, the only one that hasn’t had an accident in 2 years

[opal stream]

ni3k so you from netherlands

[swift umbra]

And had the most amazing 5 cylinder soundtrack