#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Mamajjt only got rizz when it comes to "girls" on disxors that are actually 40 year old men
Smash
My brother in christ that’s just ur cpu 😭
🤣
You'd smash a garbage can if you could
Alr yall can go to dms and have a fun time 😂
True, I got rizz like that
U ain't no rizz
She's probably young ngl 💀
let me she/them tiddies
Oh
Rizz fr
Emma how old are you 
I can rizz better than u
Go ahead
26
Proof?
Hi are you a certified e-companion?
Kenobi
Ur in? In what? In emma?
Back tf up jesse
General Kenobi
You are a bold one
Hello there! I’m in search of a female e-companion.
Hello there
@timber lava we got you a girlfriend 😂
That was Palpatine nonce
You underestimate my power
Yeah rlly when i break your leg
I have the high ground
make you be in a fucking wheelchair before yk.. 💀
How tall are you again
Do you know who you are talking to? Do you see how well connected I am? Back off bro.
@stable relic , I need you for a minute! its serouisly important
😐 dude im 5'9 and younger then u
Did i do something? 💀
No
no
no
Yeah that’s what I thought bucko
You don’t want this discord beef with a fine stallion like me!
Let me go break both of your legs to make u shorter
Is it smth I cant do?
Guys shes lesbian 💀
No
its for banning a scammer
Shes simping like crazy for padme
"she" is a man
if could do so as well, then yes @lost schooner
Open a ticket smh
Nahh this is a dude
What
I can
Dude you got the worst quality
I'm a guy
Obviously don't ban me pls
Dutch is gay
Some guy from this server gave me a free casino heist cus he thought I was gril

Jesse get me some bleach
Guys quick question, I’m running mc businesses in the background but the supply bar isn’t going to products, I have the upgrades and it’s been 3 hours and it only took one bar
Do I have to be mc or ceo?
I’m I supposed to do something
Thanks
we doing textbook comedy now @lavish flame ? 😂
always open a ticket to report
never ping staff
alr
should I still make one?
theres weird people in here yes
but youre deff one of them, why catfish 
Well I'd change name but idk what to change it to
yes
oh now we doing dad jokes ever better...
i don't catfish
It’s cocaine
alr, gimme a sec
Yes he was very wierd sending lots of kiss emojis
Aw
change it to "fat fock"
youll get lots of attention
Thx
Should I change name to Padme Is Hot?
no change it to Padme is fat
no
wassup folks
lol
Fun fact duck gifted me nitro yesterday..
tbh I dont even think he has perms to change his nick
but alright
lol
@loud kiln is this true?
Ok
nice
This duck ^
this one is other dude
Im broke
he is bad
dayumn, ur egirl disguise worked ig
@loud kiln this guy is good
What pfp?
like bruh 
lol
@lost schooner 
Get what
bro what...
I cant afford it rn bruh

What's the friend pass for

Oh rlly?

Hello
So can i platnium the game that way

Then no
friend pass sucks

HAHAHAHAHA 🤣 
@lavish flame do you have
Life
wait no
Its called do you touch grass
damn
Is it any good
Why can't padme be in battlefront
@lavish flame touch some grass bro
cause she is not very gangster
Dude i don't plat every game
Yes
real, he is such a liar
you only play like 98% of games
And there's alot of skin, emote and other stuff potential
Fr
And make the Younglings slayable
I only have 8 plat trophys
YES
Only
ill slay you
why tf would you wanna slay kids
thats mad sus
Can somebody help me get cash I wanna have enough for the dlc
use the LFG's
Anakin did it and nobody says that's sus
Only
we all do tbh
In 2 years..
Jk but what games
I'm still haven't finished rots I'm on the but where Obi-Wan battles Grievous
That's outrageous
inda pathetic if you ask me
anakin becomes darth vader 
me, I would still be chilling
I played through whole story of lego skywalker saga so ik
Uhm so gta 5 and some others
No i recently finally got Disney+
Gta is a hard one but your a girl so I’m not gonna say respect you for that
Girl?
Bro are u on at all times ?
Angel give free only fans subscription
Huh!?
Ur on discord alot
I used to be on discord for 9 hours a day
this ^^
hey
Btw any one plays ark on ps4 here??
dont talk abt it here though
its illegal so against TOS
jesse
Never played it but i got the platinum for it 💀

How
Do u want the list of my platniums or what
@agile spade 
No
They have way harder ones im p sure
To bad your gonna
It takes like 2 hours with console commands 😂
He
What
💀
@simple cipher how many platinums u got?
Ms too
Mw2, mafia definitive edition, watch dogs, arkham knight, infamous second son, re3, gta 5 and we dont talk abt the 8th
First tell me what colours your Bugatti
8th is toy story
mafia definitive edition is 🤌
It’s a bit borin* tho
Oh ye#
careful
dont get muted for nsfw
Haha no
Nah seriously how many
whats the 8th? 
Bye
See ya
Yeah putting it on classic first playthrough
bro what mod is lurking rn 
That stupid racing mission on classic. Bro
so many deleted messages
Don't go scrolling @agile spade
Facts
But ima respect ur wishes
is it worth buying?
It was even easier

What have yu been playing recently
Shit was easy
😂
I played it when I got it for free with the ps pass but I'd deff spend money on it if I didnt have it, it was a fire story with good gameplay
Hey i got a challenge for u @agile spade
Ok
Plat the evil within
I still gotta finish it myself
alr, I might pick it up then
Rn im going for god of war series platinum tho
wasn't it the devil in me?
god of war 1,2 and ascension
one of the most fun games I ever played, but I played through the story too quick
bro videogames nowadays are too ez
I played through hogwards legacy in a week 
Have u played crash bandicoot 4
yea I had that issue with A Way Out
yo whatever happened to the Apache guy?
Im still working on the gta trilogy 😂
me and my cousin beat the whole game almost in one go and less than 5 hours 😂
but now im doing it again with my dad and it takes a little longer
A way out isnt rlly meant to be difficult tho
a lot of fun tho, playing games with a person from the red alert time period
uhm no 
fr
@agile spade question.
true, but its a very cool ending nonetheless
he still is salty abt his ban, sometimes comes in with alts to ping me and other staffs
annoying fuck
Gosh mate i havent played a platformer since, it messed me up that bad
Ya
What should i platnium
What ps plus u got?
None rn
For

To platinum
at this point I think he just does it for his own amusement
Any
yea sorry for the ping, raccoon is helping already
my bad
idek why he does it
And difficulty?
Any
you were needed
what did he even do to get banned the first time
God of war 4
2018?
Ura
He has always been a troll
Yea
didn’t he post gore or something?
His main goal is to be annoying and get fame through it some how
How did u know how many trophys i was missing
his only accomplishment in life is that he raided this discord a couple times
which werent even that serious
What?
u are best duck
Who says im a duck
Michael's therapy session with his family is rlly making me laugh 
the reuniting the family one?
Bro
I will smesh ypurrr boy
Wtf is this
Yeah I'm on that one
They fixed caps bypass
Jimmy's and Traceys reaction is just hilarious
yea thats hilarious🤣
Jon nones or me
The kids are hella confused 
More than confused
Can someone do me a favor
michael vs amanda is the best tho
Does anyone actually use discord to study
and the final lines from amanda
They're contemplating their lives
Yeah it def is
sometimes
Michael: how about you suck my cock
The kids: 👁👄👁
What is the best Ai free and you don’t have to siign in for it
"kids, rooms. if you find drugs, cheap women or Trevor Phillips..." I died
Chat gpt tbh

This is much better
Trevor got dragged into this
yea, he didn't do anything
apart from maybe wanting to kill michael but yk, not at that moment
stabbyhoun's back?
That’s not free
you do need to sign in for chat gpt
@loud kiln is this another new account? 
@lost schooner bro ur dumb
you have the leaves next to ur name again so you recently joined 👁️
he named this account duck u discock before
but he didnt have leaves
this is highly sus
The leaves are from ex staff role u twat
Same like ur shield
💀
no I mean the other leaves bruh
not the role emoji

What typa gibberish r u talking about
the clover
that you see on pc if someone's joined the server recently
Yeah but Michael's family have beef against him 
Im not on pc
Was for me
I didnt just join
It's only once
unless ur a lazy shit
I joined when i got banned
Photoshop
How
exactly
Idk I probably didn't use it as much
yeah but bro asked one where he didnt have to sign in
U have to for pretty much all of em
yeah ik
Give me admin (don’t know what is but I want it)
oh totally
you have it now
Really
yeah you have it rn
What is admin
even better than mods
something you have
Hi

a jeep flew into mount Everest yesterday, it collided with a Bush Elephant causing a massive earthquake the driver jumped out of the jeep however he forgot his parachute, lucky for him he grabbed a nearby seagull and used it to fly down to safety he was flying his jeep to France to look at green rocks but his radio started playing music which distracted him making him go off his route the man was captured by sentient rats however he landed at mount Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
where the rats had an outpost
making there plan for world domination
the seagull he used to land flew off unharmed
say hello to our new admin 
Make me mod because i am a very good boy
🤡
I’m playing along
Yeah go annoy and troll other servers bruh
How am I trolling dumb shit
👍
“This is a shit server”
🤡
Where did I say that
Mine n sassy’s
I want trolling I was giving feedback
i'm dying
its like 9 degrees where i am
british houses aren't built for this like literally
there built to keep the warmth in cuz its usally freezing
Keeps the heat out
Yeah u got shit insulation then
Coz good ones r supposed to help keep the heat in in winter and keep it cool-ish in summer
well yh probs it's a council house
Males actually run hotter than females lol
Not much but it is slighlty warmer core temp so when we want to sleep …..most of us can in summer
i put ice in a cup 15 minutes ago and now the ice is gone
Plus if u have a fan on…its easy
that's kinda what it does
the only fan in my entire house is in my sisters room
Chore it thn
Steal it
hi,
Hi
Hi
Bye
Bye
bye
I’m on Xbox soo 
Licking fat guacamoles



i accidentally bought the heavy rifle at the gun van and it was all my money 💀
trying to get money for the update and to get the RC bandito too smh
Why you want rc bandito?
Hell yea
but honestly most ppl dont do the time trials
U gotta upgrade the bandito after u purchase to even have a good shot at it
i got like i dunno 200k rn, i need help for cayo and other stuff but i got nobody
damn
Ah mate it happens
Have u tried the LFG channels
Yeah sure
does any1 know if i make a GTA 5 acc under the same emial on my PC, it will erase my acc on my PS4

Anyone alive
Nah
Nah it won't
Sad

Idk
Why your name so funny
guys
fat mc squizzy
Nah I came up with it
how do i start the cayo perico on hard mode for the elite chllenge?
play the heist then start it within like 3 in game days or whatever and it’s hard
mode
You have to start it within 48 minutes of the cool-down ending
thx guys
I mean there’s a 60% chance you get tequila
This you?
@slim fjord
Sure why not
ur naked?
I shower naked
gross wtf
I be like this in the shower
That actually looks a lot like my bathroom wtf
I bet you’re naked under your clothes
Why

I’ve never seen this movie btw
I have
Does he have a good skincare routine
Yea
Actually?
Actually
bruh anyone got a good PC crew, for heist and shit?
Nah I’m on Xbox 
I have flawless skin usually like no acne ever I’m perfect but when I get super stressed out I get a few pimples
And rn man
I be doing mega skincare like crazy but the stress
It gets to me
I don’t give a shit about the way I look
fr? Send pic then
Nah

I was thinking will smith and Samuel Jackson
nah the hair is week d
for sure
why do people do this shit
stick combs in their hair
like wtf
Bro look like an alien
These gifs are mid
Bro?
so they do these things
I got pimples and shi on my cheek but it'll go away in a week or so
yeah hopefully I wanna look sexy again
same
say that again?
nope
Even when I shower I’m greasy as fuck 
i respect it
Same
technically negus means a king
There’s another word out there that is so close to the bad word but it was invented way before and it means to act In an annoying way but everyone thinks it’s racist but it came first so
curently also listening to weeknd:P
I think I know what it is
i repect others
don’t type it bro
I’m not I don’t wanna get banned
u mean negus?
No
alr
9 letters
Yeah we’re thinking of the same word
Firetruck
Negus is the word for "king" in the Ethiopian Semitic languages and a title which was usually bestowed upon a ruler of a kingdom or usually a small part within a larger community of separate kingdoms under an Empire by the Negusa Nagast, or "king of kings," in pre-1974 Ethiopia
Bro did you seriously google the definition of negus 
“To act in a stingy manner”
Oh yeah
nah
16th century word that is now widely avoided because of the west it sounds
i actually knew it earlier
there was the word game where the kid asks for defination
K
A spelling bee?
spelling bee

It was because one of the mods was dumb
Who the fuck is out here posting Morbius memes in 2023 💀
I didn’t hit point limit so it shouldn’t have been a ban

It got reversed
go back yesterday
just like yo momma doing reverse cowgirl on me
😳

knowledge is power
as i was saying
Negus is the word for "king" in the Ethiopian Semitic languages and a title which was usually bestowed upon a ruler of a kingdom or usually a small part within a larger community of separate kingdoms under an Empire by the Negusa Nagast, or "king of kings," in pre-1974 Ethiopia
Not the way you used it
like this?
How would a king be oppressed
Some kings were oppressed
name 3
seriously
Coz their queen oppressed their eating or shagging🤣🤣


friendly fire sorry
I’m gonna cum in your sisters hair
Wut
@empty prism bhai dekhiyo duck tujhe kuch kehra hai
My bad bro
it'll be ok bro
dont worry
she'll recover
ETF
Bro I was joking
nvm
She doesn’t have cancer
@elder pumice bypass
Fr
hi zaza
Better day bye to zaza soon
hmmm
Day bye zaza
Day bye 👶
lol
bye day
Yeah
Oh ok
Shut up whitename
Have a nice afterlife
Get some roles
Have fun
The devil is more of a coke guy I think
Hmmm
Nah he takes every drug know to man
Can anyone on PlayStation help me beat my first hao car thing I haven’t been able to beat it
Hey @open bobcat, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
DepressedLamma78
They all say no access
Is that your user or what?
I do love that I'm able to deliver 2 copies of 1 car in the autoshop....
ok
Let’s gooo
Wdym
I finally completed prison break finale with randoms
Bullshit that’s impossible
Bro thinks he mortifer
Well, you can deliver 4 cars instead of the usual 2...
no
It make have taken a few attempts yesterday but I did it first try today
Is that next one
Yes
real men don't drink soft drinks they play pepsi man
Bruh I tried for 4 hours and ended up cancelling
Delivering the emp with randoms is something I've never seen
Nah bro that shit is impossible
😬
Lmao
Casino silent & sneaky with randoms 🔥
The randoms I was playing with were so dumb. The fucking demolitionist died and he has the easiest job 
That's why I'm never touching heists with randoms
Ig I just have better luck I guess
100%
I thinks it’s cause they were all lvl 220 plus
Probably
Yeah I never got someone aboue lvl 100
I saw some level 7900s today
So they actually knew what they were doing
No shit 
Unless you use the professionals rp method
Then I saw a level like 160 flooring a level 800 and I didn't know what the fuck was going on
Grind your life away
That’s the easiest way to get a high lvl
Lmao
No thanks. I have a life
I’ve never used to just saw his vid on it
Fair
Yes
Tbf I barely play anymore
Now to blow off the stress frim doing that prison break finale I’m just practicing my shooting on innocent npcs 😮💨
Only reason to have such high level is to show how much you do not have a life
Who tf cares about the npcs
I only play it because I have a burnout from all my other games
Anyone above lvl 3000 has never been outside
Mood

Or just do a lot of heists and heist setups to get rp
I'll just join random heists
That’s a terrible way to make money
I have nothing else to do
I have 5 businesses going in the background
I'm burnt out from em
I once got from lvl 11 to lvl 32 from just heist setups and heists
bro how you not bored of gta 
Because I haven't played it for a month or 2
I got bored of gta months ago. I really only play it when my friends are on
@simple iron because I do t have everything in the game yet and im also a completionist
Don’t
I just want to fill up the garages and the hanger
Do it then
I believe in you
You have my permission
I'm working on it

I have 5 businesses going while I do air freight, autoshop cars and my favourite: gambling

And in about a few hours
Time to do it all again because I don't have to go to college.... because of exams
Yay

Me af
I don't even know if the master terminal was worth the 4.7 million
Lmao
Phily?
Anybody tryna do the criminal mastermind challenge with me?
Philadelphia
Ok
I see
And besides I’m probably not going to quit playing until I have every outfit in the game l, every upgrade on every item and vehicle I own and I have a billion dollars
Dutch where we going 👀
That’s gonna take years
🤓
Good luck tho
Bro wanna be the Professional
And every collectible
100 action figures
R u gonna get the fucking alien tattoo as well
this feels like.. a modded account🤨
@obtuse lichen na I just work hard
Yea
Yes
Almost like this is a gta YouTubers discord server 
I’m saying this as I’m playing the casino heist with randoms to help people
it kinda is tho
Lmao
Then what is it
Just do it solo
Tbf the cool down is annoying
3 hour🤯
Can anybody on ps4 help me with the prison break ransoms suck ass
the banner is los santos 💀
Innit
@random goblet go to #lfg
Ok
Yeah I get it’s op but 3 hours is wayyyy too long
🤣
Rockstar wants us to spend that dollar dollar to get 8 mill instantly
Yes
mf go to #🚔┃gta-discussion ffs
10 mil now they got desperate
fu
Hm
Bro tf is your pfp 


Too lazy to change it either
That’s what they all say bro
Imma call you a furry
I am one

Why is it name cutie 
Lmao
where’s mine 

Oh
Think he did my old pfp
They keep using emp to early and alerting guards
Lmao
Randoms are fucking idiots
And now someone left

Jesus
Ffs
I try to help and this is what I get
Ffs everyone died again 
Yep
I swear this shit happens every half an hour
Damn
😳
my little sister got banned from roblox for saying “if you don’t skip this cutscene your gay”
she’s 9
guys i need help so when i play i hold down w and most the time it doesn’t work to walk or drive unless i press it a lot or or hold it down really hard any suggestions because it’s really messed me up today
buy a ps5 💯
it’s fun to play for shits and giggles
i alr have one but i play on pc
oh.
Hello
i just know your room radiates virginity
How is everyone?
(plot twist; he’s married with kids)
Good
Glad to hear
that brendon guy talks like my ex
How u doin’
@lavish flame
Fine I guess, none of my friends have replied to me in like 3 weeks
no hate to him tho
: (
Like all ignoring me exept one of my friends
Same for me unfortunately

Stfu
To prove I had no friends talking to me I instate the fact that I got 8 mil in a day yesterday
wow dutch ignored me
Bro took my name fu
Damn
Sue them for identity theft
Good idea
Bro people irl call me zaza because my name starts with za
Zachary
zander
It’s an Arabic name you won’t guess it
mf I sell and smoke weed you can not take my name
Zak, Zach, Zachery, Zachary
Zapopalsilalabopo
Zahdhaudgsysbacausnd
i have an arabic name and i ain’t even arab
zartar
Kinda different though
Zaratino
(please don’t shit on me)
My dads side is arab
Not my moms
Zashevwysvscsysbaianapabajsbsisbsjsgs susbsusbsjshsjsmdnsjdbdjsnapalabwpdhspdbeodbeodbdodhd did heheh
Lmao
zalla
Shush kid
How’d you guess
get laid
Luck
Lmao

I am going to sue the next person to say anything
Balls
Me
We have different pfps different names and color for our name tags
Sueing you for crimes against peace and copyright infringement
I’m not gonna change my whole display name


Bros weird don't mind him
I said something before him
yess let’s go
All you getting sued
Wahoo
Bro I own the government
I’ve already been sued for defamation this year c’mon bro 

Sue deez nutz flying rat
Show first
Sued for what
Aint got shit🤣🤣
Copyright infringement
For….
Yeah I’m broke I got £50 
Brokie
is that like pirating games
I have 0
or what
Everything below the copyright infringement umbrella
I commit mass shootings
tf
I commit arson on orphanages
Hi Rob Banks, how are you?
Good 
Glad to hear
1 inch is average right
Yeaaaaa sureeeee
My gf said it’s way too small
Anyone else get bored and learn a random new skill, I just learned how to throw a toothpick into a wooden beam
Just tell her it’s not the size that matters, it’s what you do with it
Bet
She said what you gonna do with that tiny pecker
💀
Ima kms now
Amogus Sus
Anyone ever stub their toe I never do I stub my trying to remember what the leg version of wrists are called
Shin?
What are the leg wrists called
ankle
I forgor 💀
it wasn’t

