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Realy wierd time to eat cereal
to_
0.35
Top_
it's to_ now
alr fellas
When gta 6 coming
in a few decades
fiscal year 2025
I'll see u all tmr
Nice joke
so it means 2026
so anywhere between early 2024-2025
i bet nobody can last 24 hours without seeing a bug in gta online
March 2024 and april 2025 I think they said
Yes by not opening the game
Easy
Should I spend 20 more dollars just for the golden gorilla role lol
hmmmm thats right
oh you get the giveaway god role if you spend $15
oh yea whatever it was
No one can last that long without being kicked ( if getting kicked for afk FOR 60 SECONDS counts ach bug )
i mean it's your wish
yea let me buy nitro gifts brb
Whereās all the @simple iron at
did you know that swedes defeated the roman empire
cereal hits different at night
Crazy fact
anyways im back
did you know that when people speak of barbarians as some sort of ancient people are also called goths
Wb
Wdym
the goths are the visigoths, ostrogoths and so forth (vƤstra gƶtaland, ƶstra gƶtaland) basically sweden
my bf just raided my village in coin master im acc gonna kill him
kind of like pew die pie, unironically
i was one thing away from the next village
von sydow had the same genes as the scions of odin
Bye bye
why do u know so many random things
i hate the antichrist
B
that didn't rlly answe but question but ok queen
Hahha
Hi
Whatās that link
cant send links but i can send a pm
Hi Olivia
Heyyyy
What is it about? Send it my way
Y'all I take a picture of the planning board and nothing changes...
Doing a cayo setup mission
Make sure you take it a bit far cause sometimes it won't capture it right
Sry I donāt know much about cayo
That worked thanks @toxic flicker
Itās all mine bro
The thing is I backed up and took a picture and it still didn't work ššš
Nah whereās my share of the zaza tho
But then I did it again and it worked š
You can just take a picture from the door like directly when you enter it should work too (sometimes)
you didnāt help me sell 
Made 3mill bro 
W
Lmao
Is hangar going to be on discount for the DLC
Isn't already like 20% off
I canāt ensure youāll find them the next day after you wake up. You didnāt want to give me my share bro š¤·āāļø
Depends how much is your share

Whatās going on?
33%
666k
Aight
Bet
Any samsung users here?
samsung creates a lot of stuff

Are u a samsung user?
is this a meme ?
with your tv?
The fucking fingerprint sensor
Mobile
Ah welp
never used my fingerprint sensor, see no reason to use it
there should be a back up pin incase your fingerprint dont work
I think I need to get it replaced even tho i had it for 3 months or so
I've got that as well as face ID but fingerprint is convenient 4 me
It just decided to stop working
I think itās time for the England and other irrelevant uk countries to go sleep (including me)
Same
as long as you have your pin, you can always reset it via setting > security and privacy > lockscreen
if its the scanner that is already faulty then i suggest claim the warranty for the phone
It's def the sensor
#š¤ābot-commands
then warranty should be able to cover except if its water damage...
Nope not water damage
I don't recall getting water on/in my phone
there is an app called "Samsung Members" - open it then go to diagnostic then select phone diagnostic and select the fingerprint recognition tester... run it just incase
Who Is scamming?
@pine ore can i scam you cutie?
So I did smth called soft reset and it seems to work...for now
š
great to hear that... š
Scammer

hello guys š
Hello
Hello
Hello
lol 7 nitros that are being given away
can someone help me doing the humane lab
@potent ruin Hey, please go to #šroles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
hello everyone
anyone down to help me make a car montage?
im new to gta so idrk how to use rockstar editor
well ik the basics i just dont know how to make good clips out of it
dm me if ure interested
Anyone excited for the new update

i need help for the dimoned casino heist for the first time
Is there a way to refund the terrorbyte because I accidentally bought it
How do you accidentally buy it lol
I was looking at the terrorbyte then went to do something I didn't notice the circle thing was in buy so yeah grabbed my controller while I accidentally pressed A
So yeah that's how it happened
Yeah sad but they don't do refunds
Bruh welp that sucks
You can make your money back 
That's what I'm doing now
At least it wasn't the lazer or make or something very expensive
Buying the oppressor now is crazy. 8 million for it
Yeah but sadly it was the money I was saving up for an auto shop
Autoshop ain't quite worth I would say
You should've bought it when it was 3X money 2 weeks ago
Mostly for the contract missions
2 weeks ago you would've made your money back by doing 2 UD contract
900k each if I'm right
Then what is this week then
How much money you got now
800k now
I hope they do 3x money again I missed it last time and I severely regret it especially when the new jet is prob gonna be more then the Hydra according to tgg
What property do you own
Grind dr.dre it's a bit long but fun ngl it pays 2m this week
its quite common
I don't have 2 mill for the building
I hope so
How much you got
Own nightclub, bunker, 2mc business
Oh ok that's not that bad
I guess do sell missions and stuff until you get a few millions
Or watch TGG's money guide I think he had one
I just sold all my things from my business I'm just doing missions on QuickPay
Try to find someone doing Cayo, I would've helped but you're on Xbox
That would be good but just that I never did cayo
r u on new gen
Watch tutorials they might help honestly
Anyone got a modded account?
Well ight thx
Hello guys
hi honey
Hi babe
Oh all 1800 episodes?
Actually 1063
Iām not a nerd you can just google it 
can someone assist me ingame?
hmmm
bri'ish weather today š¤¢
your mom
Fu
Are the servers down for anyone else?
Can some one help me get money
Shows there
Thought it was just me
That was from 8:30, not recently
Let me try it even if I'm on PS4 I'll see
Canāt get on online or red dead 2, lifeās bad rn
Second time a game I wanted to playās servers went down (other was Smash Melee online)
Whereād that come from š
Watch me get banned or muted for that
Yeah I think the servers are down it's stuck loading into gtao
Why should we dm you tomato?
Just do it you'll see
pp
Donāt bruh heās gonna make you put it in status
You spoiled it that's the one rule and you failed it
PS4 servers aren't down I'm Im online
Hmmmm
Bro I just got a karin snipe itās so op like better the og mk2
What is that? What website is it on
@pine ore
Yo wsp
Not for me itās just saying I canāt save lol
how to play hide and seek in gta online?
yh nah im tryna do cayo and no guards are spawning
whole island disappears n says cant load the job
how to play hide and seek in gta online????
I just got finished with an agency celebrity contract and it said I canāt save so I looked in the server and it says the cloud is still working

yh r* updated that shit hours ago, look on downdetector
I already did
are you in shock?
What
I'm sobbing
Same
@simple iron is sobbing because you stole her name
damn
Bits cobelehami Bits cobelehami bee @rotund coral @mellow cipher @marsh ocean
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Funeral moment
True
š
like right after the session i felt really sick for some reason
BITCH
That was me on Monday, I fucking stayed up all night with migraines
Talk in DM
cow
how u make it big
Nobody wanna be my cayo grabber
Like this
Warstock
lol
@gentle oasis you like sucking off big black oily men
woah
@mellow cipher whats this all about
Just get better
Mf spam pinged me
š
@coarse sparrow 
what the hell
"#" then a space
ok
Ok
what is TGG's offical crew called?
stop using the # excessively
What does it look like
no sir(yessir)
Good boy
Sorry 
or does one exist?
A deluxe and a lazar it looks werid ik
Same here
Could you find a picture I feel like it's fake and I'm a fool
no perms buddy
No fuck you
I donāt have image perms
Dms
Bruh this sever huge how the hell would I copy somone
Ok before all the toxic ones get here why at night does this sever get some damm toxic
But like if your here at like 11 pmto 4 am cst itās really bad
Good morning people
Can someone dm me a good quality movie
Like one time there was this dude who was just insult a butch of dead people at like 1 am
Please

Iām bored
So you can play gta
Iām also in bed
straight outta compton
one of my fav movies
skill issue
Remember the rules
just pirate it
Theyāre unwritten
But I donāt want to pick
Breaking bad
š
Finessed it
Then do it again
*is disappointed
Or watch El Camino
Tf is that
Itās what happens to Jesse after the series final
Not a show
āļø
I will get to that though
Hmmm letās see
How longs it been since youāve seen iron man?
Ummm
A nice amount of time
š
Well that always a good one
Can you dm it to me
I took my test to do geometry next year and passed so now I donāt gotta go to summer school
You donāt have Disney plus?
Wuat u gonna do
āļø
Why
Bruh can somebody make me make sense of this
What
i brought many men with me
I do the second to last mission for the dr dre
Iām talking to @real dome
And get 1M
shush
And now I only have 1.9M
Brokie
The math aināt mathing
Dang
doing it rn
Skill issues ngl
And I donāt give 2 shits
āš¤ā
Bro like literally over 900k just disappeared from me
Email R* and cry to them 
Iām so pissed off rn
Only 56k
brokie
Email R* and hope they respond within a year
@mild olive ez solution 
It literally vanished into thin air like my dad
im finishing the dr dre contract, idk if gta is cross play but if it is you could join

GTA is not cross play
Gta doesnāt have cross play
Sadly
damn

sadly yes
you can easily make it back 
if you send a complaint they should refund you
No I canāt
Taxes be hurting
I barely have any good ways to make money
Ima just wait for friend to get on tomorrow to help get 1.5M
Ironic America has taxes
I could run a Cayo for you but it's 11 Pm and I'm not going to turn on my ps4 rn
Considering that why they wanted to be freed from England
green card is the free trial
Yea but it's sht like you pay with the money you worked for
you scared me
Then the whole family attack you
You're living with mosquitoes be happy, I'm living with a damn fire that's never gonna end...
i just joined so idk if i'm supposed to say this in some other chat but does anyone want to do pursuit races with me ??
Canada
I think #š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4 would be more appropriate for that
School sleepš¤®<<<gta grindš
thx
Bro u frickin scared me
Im grinding mw2 camo bc i never olayed it
anyone wanna play on pc w me?
Oh shit nvm Iām slow
I didnāt notice I got 100k earlier
That made my 900k to 1M
Thatās the point bozo
Hey @opal panther, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
Schools were originally made to make factory workers in the 1900ās
Iām pretty sure one of the dudes who use to fund a shit ton of collages
That's why I sleep at school sl I can get energy to play gta after
@lavish flame
Said and I quote
āWe need an America full of workers not thinkersā
Or something close
America's economy is crashing rn
hank is dead jesse
Ngl
it's at it's depression stage
not really crashing
Yay I got 4.1M now
It'll get there
School is useful until high school. College and University are useful if you want to become a doctor or something really important in the society otherwise you can make good stuff with only high school honestly
What business do you have
The debt ceiling just a start
hey chat
Donkay
Is that all you say
Like when I say hello back
You never say hi back
Itās like all you say it hey chat š°
Jesus
when someone greets you and says hi to you
Yes.
the economy will not crash just like that it's at the depression stage it will take some months or years till the demand meets up and if it crashes then the cause would be ai replacing the jobs
when you say hi back do they say it again?
no they donāt
True
Many
you said you donāt have good ways to make money 
I donāt because I am ass
Ai scares me
Why would you reply again to a hi if you already said hi ?!?!?! That makes no sense
And only have been playing the gamefor a month or 2
It does.
What dumb.
not as smart as everyone else
It does
just grind nightclub and bunker and crates easy cash
Fuck you.

I am
youāre not dumb
Toxic mute
So basically you're saying I say "Hi guys" then you say "hi" and I'm supposed to say "hi" Again??!
Bunker doodooo ngl
but youāre definitely not smart
Very smart
honestly if there are proper regulations then the impact on the economy won't be that bad
Unless thereās a 2x event
he doesnāt get it
ZaZa youāre a cow shush youāre mouth
But Iāve made like 3M in the past week or two from the nightclub
Before I make u into a Big Mac
Fu
Kind.
But I havenāt been doing the missions to gain popularity
what is hunter hunter about
Idk.
without spoiling the show
the european economy will not take the crash because of the EU being strict
then why reply
You can just re-book a DJ and it'll make the popularity go up
Because. Omg Iām not even gonna try with you
Ik
But Iām a cheap person
And Iām not spending 100k on that
Iām saving up my money for the new update to
Do the missions then they're easy
so instead of keeping that to yourself you had to start a sentence then complain

Smh.
does anyone actually take this guy seriously
lol
no not at all
I donāt remember asking you.?
I stole my dads credit card to buy a mac pro ($56,000
Why did you put a damn dot after the smh š
Smh.
No just don't please and thank you
That's why I think the US has a chance of crashing there are so many people here that do stuff without thinking of the problems it'll cuase
Okay thatās my bad
Iām so sorry
I hope you can forgive me
I'm not just talking every day people I mean like important people that basically run the US
i think iām doing a pretty good job
š
woah
š
Thank you
Flexing my Brother Monkey
I'm getting angry
Whatās youāre guyās favourite game???
Fr
mike<ike
Itās so lame
Oh no
ike is so much better
@pine ore is talking
Donkay mad
Wtf is ike š
ike is the kid from south park
You all got unoriginal names
Itās actually not
okay jacob
Sure jacob1
š¤
at least his name is oringinal got a number in his birth name
Damn
Jacob was taken
the thing is that the US constitution does not allow much regulations
There's no point in putting number in your name
You could change your display name to Jacob
at first it was a blessing but now it will be the reason their economy will take a big hit
Omg Donkay
Why he folded though?
i feel bad for my grandma she's scared of injections and she has to get her blood test š
š
Donāt say that about Donkay

Hello
sorry mate
Good boy
thanks bro
No problem
Lol
Iām online
wait
Greenie
are you meshkat?
Yeah
Yes
He is
lmao
I'm the one and only
nice to meet you
Thanks to Acton my old got obliterated for absolutely doing nothing
i was just about to ask about him lmao
Nice to meet you too
If you ever find him let me know
i will
Huh
I didn't say u were
i didnāt say you were
im just saying huh š
iām just not saying huh
what
?
dr.sex
dr fuck you 
fuck this
you deserve to be probed by bertram from jesse
no way that doesnt get removed
i hope
exactly
Physically canāt
bruh is it really this bad in Canada
deserved
Ik
hol up
Hello ass
idk
just lagged out of an auto shop delivery
Iām glad
is that aqi?
I took a exam to not do summer school and passed
ik it's canada
idk if this is already a thing but imo there should be sell events where people can come together in a lobby to sell safely and to get the bonus
south asians are laughing rn
Need better wifi
i will commit gta on the wifi companys ceo
south asia has the worst aqi in earth...
How bad is yo wifi
and yet they are laughing
š
I don't even use a ethernet š
bad enough that i dont even need a lag switch
check delhi
You don't get what he's trying to say
My wifi would download shit way to quick
I told you stop searching that shit up on my wifi and blaming it on me š¤Ø

you know what im talking abt'
that's what i thought
it's 66 aqi here lol
if your ip was your amount of money, how rich would you be
š use your own wifi.
wym
Over 1b
Twat
Stop using it man
imma need an exact amount
in florida AQL is clear asf
192.168.0.1
you want my ip!?
i swear if i look and thats my ip
Nah that's mine
Where did u get my ip cow?
š lol
19,216,801
no, just your mothers maiden name and your credit card number
@raw warren 88.121.199.23
My credit card number is 1234gay

rich asf
Yoo
Thanks for letting me know
oh i was telling cow his totally legit ip
I should be asleep
6 pm!?
You need help
yes
Duck you
Damn
I woke up at 9 am
I woke up at 6 am
blawg woke up then went nighty night
ill prolly sleep in like 15 mins
15 mins is 12 am for me
I woke up at 3am
Once I slept for like 18 hours 
Is that allowed there
pathetic, my grandpa has been asleep for 3 years now
Omw to compete with him
š
stick yo fingers in his mouth
he'll still beat you
Oh damn im srry..
he has 3 years headstart
ok
hmmmmmm
what on ur mind
hmmmm
aye aye aye
RaHHHHH
howd ya do it
space
How
no
bro how?
ur

ur gonna tell me how to do it
tell me @simple iron
Hashtag space
Yh
No u
hey chat
what
if you guys keep using it in excess then ill get it auto blocked by the auto mod
the # thing?
We wont
yes
yes
people are obsessed with making things thicc
Im not
ZaZaās fault

fr
yeah
Frfr
it's always the junkies isn't it
Always
But are u a junkie?
Ok cool cool
why would Mods be Junkies
no
Gn
Hi guys
Tf is a senior mod tho
Senioorrr
When u got more power over Mods
@empty prism is a big junkie
But admins got all the power
Oh
Nah blud thats @small needle
admins don't got shit
Iām not a junkie
thunder is somehow a bigger junkie
Iām a normal
ion think he is even on
greenās also a bit of a femboy
He a normal
he is the main cause of india being so polluted
Iām new
NOT a femboy!
ā ļø
ok
when did you last smoke?
Erm
cap
Like an hour ago
Junkie
what a junkie
Fr
Junkiee
he is a fucking junkie
Itās chill
you are the reason why the US is being polluted
Blud probably went to his Plug for sum ZaZa
junkie
Didnt Canada started it
no me
Lol
but junkto_ made it 10000x worse
š¬ is this a junkie?
I sell it and buy some hookers


any form of drug abuse = junkie
Aah ok šš¼
Cigarettes r gross Iād never smoke a ciggie
junkto_ only goes for that fentanyl
Anyone wanna help me complete some gta online tomorrow trying to get bunker or arcade?
ban Thunder pls
he prob on that Purple lean shit
and Hi Tech
@small needle you

Why are you sending 9gag/ifunny memes
Soo he basically gay
skill issue
because im secretly @keen kiln
Ur real for that
im always real
just spent like 6 mil in 1 minute
šš
did you spend it on a nft?
b11 and a hunter
B11?
helicopter
pretty plane
Aight
could of brought the B10 Warforce
B11
just because you said that, i will install gta again and grind casinos till i get 10 mil so i can buy a yacht with max upgrades
Pc
I mean Bek plays on pc
ok
they just have so many restrictions
true
Cap
but they have exclusives
hardware is pretty cheap nowadays but now devs are making pc gaming fucked
it's only a few games
and those games are made by people who don't care about the cheaters anyways
Can you play Bo3 on it
yes
ZaZa stfu
ā¦
if you have a good enough anti cheat then hacking is pretty rare for example valorant
Fu
No one cares dawg
how to spend 7 million in 5 minutes
Rockstar sucks and doesnt sucks at the same time @simple iron
Yooo feugative is that you
Hmmm
the thing is that the majority of people own a console and not pc so pc gets prioritised last
do i know you?
new gta update gon be lit ngl
Only game I like is red dead by rockstar 
Yes when are you uploading
although we do get some good exclusives and emulation up to ps3 and some ps4 games
i aint reading allatš£ļøšš
i think you have me confused with someone
Ohh bruh ok cya bye
ok
you
new games are shit anyways
true
can someone tell me who feugative is?
kpoop
what about XDefiant
š
Go to yt and search Futives
That's your opinion, you don't have to come for us. You're just a problematic person looking for clout and tbh ? It hurts that it's working, but, yk. it's still your opinion, we all have different ones
Fu
i can get another copypasta

Blud i aint reading
ALLAT
š£ļøšš
i need people on ps5 for prison break
Shush
i have a ps0
Same
I have a stadia
blocked, reported, and virtually bitch slapped. You should be ashamed of yourself, nvm idiots cant be. About it's sad you have to come for other things bc you don't have any happiness of ur you would say utal.neep youre w comments to yourself.
blud
that's what google lens got
Lol utal neep sounds like some secret eldritch language
š
Neep youre W comments what
apple does it better
did you know that every 60 seconds, a minute passes?
@elder pumice
5G
What is fact of the day bruh
hell yh
https://youtu.be/9BnLbv6QYcA i think this is enough
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Which capital city lies on the Potomac River?
My brain
a thing that is known or proved to be true.
Columbia
Did you know that you have big gay?
You sure cause this is for a test?
shit never released
š
germany
š§¢
Idk ngl search it
Columbia isnāt a country lol
did you know that you are secretly engaged to @small needle
then back and study and when i have free time i play games in my pc
its a state
then i sleep
Ooohhh a state
Is that real
and keep repeating same thing every day expect weekend
wait is it?
very real
Is columbia a state??
Idk
yh it is a state
One in the US
i also like to touch grass
are you ok bro
i'm just saying anything to get lvl 10 fast so i can join giveaway š§
you mean this?
Imagine if I was right 
yes
Imagine
cool air in the morning



