#💬┃gorilla-chat
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seek help
I am a good boy
Just don't steal at all if you're gonna get caught
its gon happen
Get a job and don’t steal
Bros stupid in the head
or to put it even more simple: Don't fucking steal at all
True
He prolly doesent even know how to steal at all
talking always helps
He would be the type of person to play GTA and do the same tactics in GTA heists irl
Why steal stuff at 17 tho
ik right 🤣
I ain't
I don't steal shit
My classmate tried stealing vapes in a store with cameras
When I was 17 I never walked into stores and stole
ion even got gta
and that might be for the better
i have 2.40 in my bank account i cant afford it sadly
cant even afford that
Well the only thing you can get is jail time if you're gonna keep stealing
You can get them for free
where?
I dont think he necessarily needs a bible but a therapist might be a good idea
Check ur local church
Or a higher amount of brain cells
you?
so stop stealing from stores and steal from cheches?
@lavish flame if you are a good therapist then thunder isn't obese
Bro can't spell churches
Edited 3 times lol
my keybored is broken
True
yea but if you're gonna make up an excuse for not being able to buy gta this is quite an extensive one
If blud cannot afford GTA at 17 then it's a possibility he actually does that
Then get a job
You kiss your mom with that mouth?
damn u guys really dont even belive that i actually have no money and cant buy or spend money OR make money?
Then get money
Maybe ask ur mum
How do you buy money lol
i already owe her 1200
1200?!
Wtf
yeah i have no clue how im going to make that
No wonder u are stealing then
No shit sherlock
Did she buy you a pc?
i have a lenvo laptop
A laptop with a broken keyboard ig
That's not a laptop anymore
It's craptop
Hold up let them cook
hey chat
Donkey
not dutch
I gotta go to work in the next 20 minutes 😭
U don’t bro
trust me mate, you dont NEED it. I think it'll be better for you to get your life on track again, get a job and get out of crime first. Then play any game you want
but rn you should be having bigger concerns than not being able to play a stupid video game
U gonna be on the news for a failed robbery with the host saying he got his ideas from grand auto theft v
well what i ment is i want it while im on house arrest i cant do shit rn
you can do something
think
i cant even get a job
and think really good about your mistakes and if they where worth it
criminal records
Count to 1 million
oh trust me, you can
I know people who've done much worse things then you and still have a job
your life ain't over yet
well im trying to change some stuff
Are u British zo?
in fact, see it as a fresh start
ig
Fall
but i am going to try and get a job after house arest and find a job that i can do online to pay off my parents
Out
what do you do for work?
I lay flooring
I have to clean a factory
I look at people
ah yea ofc, nurse
They are sometimes alive sometimes dead
I'd say try and work in like a bar or restaurant or smth along those lines
fun and pays well
I’ve seen some shit
Be ready when people shout at u in those jobs
part of it, but you get downsides with every job
i used to work at my parents restaurant before my life turned to shit
go work there again
I had a guy yesterday get stabbed in the dick by his crazy girlfriend this was at 1am
your parents will ALWAYS help you, thats why they are your parents @crimson kettle
yea, medical shit's crazy
my aunt works in hospital as a nurse too (cancer hospital now, was normal before), she's seen some shit as well @fierce vortex
I find it suprising tho how easy you guys can talk about that
I’m like act professional
the place burnt down and so did my truck
oof
no they hate me since i owe them
Good morning Zoomers
ahem
talk with them
now
tell them that you want help
that you want to get your life back as it was
they leave every time i try and talk
and that you need them for it
I just work in the ER department
my dad says do you have money yet and if i say no he ignores me
trust me, every parent will go to their kids to help
is your dad called Chad ?
ask mom
not now
we're talking about something serious rn
she is always passed out on the couch with a sig
are you getting a job ?
The reason I wanted to be a nurse was because I saw Chicago med ended up liking what I do
i swear i’ve seen your pfp before
hi donkay
ask your uncle, aunt, grandma anyone
i think i’ve talked to you in vc
all i have is my parents and my sister
of course you have, im the boomer who was banned during some old meltdown
ask your sister
oh yeah
did you play with a bunch of guys from finland maybe ?
i owe her 1300 and made her go to juvy for 2 years
nah
ouch
L brother
she’s coming for you
wdym
read the whole convo above
damn i get it i know i was being a shitty brother but dont rub it in
My favourite part about my job isn’t the pay or the story’s it’s helping people who need it
yk it sounds strange but ask your police for help
i live in south carolina if i called them they wouldnt do shit
dont call them, go to the station
how old are you?
tell them that you've done bad things and want help to get your life back on track
17
after house arrest
69
its their job to help you
i will try
no not here
oh trust me, it is
a good officer will always try and help their citizens
thats why they wanted that badge
to protect and SERVE
@sharp field since youre so beautiful, you could apply my old cmm and elite challenger titles so that i can flex over zoomers without trying ?
not now atleast right now there is somthing going on with all the trucks here all burning down
my truck
that exploded and then blew up my parents restaurant
how?!
open a ticket
my truck was sitting out side and i was working
and it cought on fire i have no clue why
i have so many channels muted i cant even see it anymore bruh
arson?
most trucks here are
#📁〢support/report i think
thx
no just random trucks explode rn for no reason
Hello
thats impossible, a vehicle wont explode out of nowhere
serch up diesel trucks exploding sc
Are you sure about that
you will find it
not now bubba
Guys
ah yea I see
Guess what
That search literally has nothing but dyno/high performance truck explosions
Just get nxghtmare in the session 😂
but @crimson kettle back to you, do you have no other family other than a sister and parents?
He will cause a road destruction just by joining
all of them died
all of them?
Bro owes me $60 ngl
So y’all ignoring me
True i remember that
and they wont help you?
Nope i owe them
then the only option is like I said, cops or someone along those lines
Have you tried reaching out to local support groups around you
What shouldve been like $11
Literally
not yet but ill try
It's worth a shot
well maybe ill try that cause i have to try everything
yeah
do it
you need them
and since your parents are, im sorry, fuckers, you aint got no other choice
I still dont know why the hell xbox live gold doesent work in some countries 💀
its fine ill try everything
how long do you have to stay in house arrest for?
He said like 2 months
it started 2 days ago and its 2 months
holy fucking shit
And why tf can you gift people non compatible codes through the Xbox store
i cant leave my porch
Micro$oft moment
Fr
you got a garden right?
not in sc?
And it being non refundable
suprising
im in sc
I was able to refund games
thats what I mean, no big slice of land in sc?
Games are in a different class as memberships
But why not do like a 1 year refund thing
but anyway, try and do as much as you can to help at home @crimson kettle , try and win back your parents trust in you
like do the washing up for them
you should have like just a year to change your mind about a game
no just a small box house
ill try
Winning back trust will most likely take a long ass time and it will be hard but it's a road worth fixing
lol say that to blizzard
for sure
he's got two months to try at least
Might take years but at the end of the day you're their child, hopefully they can see you trying to improve your life and start letting those walls down
like right now your parents dont want to help you as they dont trust that you want to change, if you show them that you want to give them that money back and things, they will go and help you
gaming company community leaders will grovel at your feet if the community is on your side
Even if it's like $20-$50 here and there is something
theyre like discord moderators
that will take years and years and years i owe my sister 1300 my mom 1200 and my dad a new truck
I literally do not care and has nothing to do with the conversation
a new truck?
it was his truck that burnt
did you burn it down?
or did it just happen?
It's worth trying though isn't it?
no it cought on fire
i think its relevant
so not your fault
It's not
once i find money
Shut up
no
no
then its his fault, not yours
That's on your father then
it was a 2020 Ram and was not even paid fully for
$80 a month would've saved him this drama lol
he said i used the wrong desal in it
still, doesn't matter. its your dads fault for not insuring the fucking thing
not yours
People getting a loan to get a car and not insuring it are a special breed
what?
That doesn't make sense
i wish he would hear me out
Diesel is Diesel
yeah
How do you see how many vouches you have or others have?
Also doesn't spontaneously combust even if you do use the wrong fuel
its impossible to do that, he's just trying to get that money
Even if you used petrol
no, it just dies
probably
show him this convo if you want then, he needs to understand that you aint his little money tree
Pay your mother and sister back their money but respectfully, screw your old man
here ill see if he will call me right now and show him
exactly
you dont own him shit
His own dumb fault for not having insurance
he just said do you have my money and hung up
and lying and trying to take money from you kid
tell him: about that
Especially on a brand new 100k+ truck
i cant even say anything to him he just wont talk to me
do you guys prefer bon scott or brian johnson as the lead singer for acdc
not now
whoops ig
Even though we're only getting one side of the whole story (not that I doubt you) your father sounds like no father at all
he is a cheating peice of shit
genuinely a trash human for treating you like a doormat over something that's not even your own fault
so forget about him
hes with other women right now and he wont every let anyone else think a difrent way then he thinks
i was the last one to drive the car
the only people you own money to are your mom and sister, no one else
his fault, he should've insured the thing
plus, did you even fill it up?
Even if you beat the shit out of the car and put wrong fuel in it, it catching fire or blowing up is not your fault
yeah
so basically hes making you pay him because he didnt insure his own car and didnt tell you not to put diesel in it?
yep
Thats bullshit
so he has no real case to build of'of
Diesel
truck needed diesel right?
Rams are only Diesel though but still there's no different Diesel and if you put fuel in it, it wouldn't cause that
in any petrol station, you can get only one diesel, so car engines are designed to run on that
Ngl its really annoying when you actually have something to prove something isnt your fault and your parents can just use the "dont talk back to me" excuse or some shit
yeah
Your old man has literally no idea what he's on about
its just motherfucking bullshit what he's saying
seriously
And even if it was petrol most Diesel pumps have bigger nozzles than petrol ones
you know who you can talk to about it again @crimson kettle ?
no
Even if he tries to go down the legal route it would be thrown out immediately
but what if he wins
and fired back 3 times harder at him
He won't
and i cant do anything
a state appoints a legal attourney if you cant affort it
literally anyone who knows literally anything about cars would know he's full of shit
ok
my Uncle is a Ram/Jeep mechanic and he'd have a laugh at this whole thing
I understand cars a bit and im laughing my head of about his dads idiocy
no need to be a mechanic to understand this
the only issues the rams have is stupid little electrical stuff
and if that goes, who's supposed to cover it again?
Typically warranty
or???
if they've honoured their warranty period
if you just pay 80 bucks a month?
If not INSURANCE
exactly
so dad is 100% wrong in this case
@crimson kettle
yeah
Like 46298263% wrong
you dont own your dad nothing, even if he wants to start a lawsuit against you, he doesn't stand a chance
ok
so you can call him and verbally say that he can stick that money up his ass
damn i really apreciate you guys
cause you dont own him noting
He obviously can't afford to start a lawsuit though if he's trying to bleed his own son dry lmao
Yo
even if he could, he'd lose
probably
not probably, court would eiter laugh him to death about it or make him lose in court, and then you can kick into gear
for money to cover up the damages
would i make money?
Unless you went out of your way to sabotage his vehicle to explode/catch on fire you're not at fault at all
yes
but dont start it yourself, cause starting one costs a fortune
you could potentially counter sue for emotional damages but you'd also have to front the money for that
make him
ok
When will gta 6 come out Fr Fr
cause idk how much they cost to start in sc, but here in the Netherlands you need to pay x amount up front before you can start one
to stop stupid cases from going trough
you seriously have nothing to worry about legally with the truck
2069

yep, so you only own $2500 to mom and sis @crimson kettle
not 100k to your bitch of a dad
Indeed
yeah
try to limit as much contact with your father as you can

Probably be pretty difficult but slowly just distance yourself
@empty prism

you insufferable cunt
@lost timber stfu

already asked a mod, dont worry
hope your mother gets hepatitis @lost timber
@lost timber lol i bet you're rubbing your clit while spamming these emojis
you slut
He's so quirky and funny hehe xddd
Absolutely vile 😭
@crimson kettle I'm gonna dm you an email adress, its from a us program set up by an ex-convict. which helps you with all kinds of things along these lines such as helping you get out of Robbery's and stuff
would you want that?
yeah
alr
W Gorilla Chat
send

lol my message made him shut up

see you don't even need to be mod to get annoying people to stfu
Just say outlandish shit
It worked
Bro I just got my first hsw the banshee
@lost timber ya now piss off before I shove my fingers deeper in your asshole you slut
That is just crazy
I been trynna do my first Hsw race for the past three hours

This shit impossible
I on PS5 looking for people to help me make lots of money I am low lvl (28) and hoping someone will help
The one with the turismo?
Or a time trail?
Cyrus The Virus#3643 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
bluds finna get banned
why are no images and gifs actually embedding for me anymore
?warnings 586514605048856586
gotta click the link then download the shi
wait
thats some bullshit on discords part
Donkay, you must ban tgg now
WTF
lol
ohhh
so who is he?
Donkay, are you okay

lmao
LMAO
why not ban him through the username?
No u didnt 🙂
Can Monomethylhydrazine propellant fuel be used to power Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-25P "Foxbat-A" interceptor's counter-attack systems onboard?
jā var es ar čomiem uzlaidām gaisā ķīmijas učenes māju lietojot tādu degvielu bet mēs lietojām mig 19
english
Yeah just make sure you check moisture levels in the tanks so you don't mix fuel/water

no its not english
ok what language is it?
bro do you know how to fucking crop?
Hydrazine (N2H4)??
Lol
correct
lat
latin?
(I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about)
no
AMERICA 🇺🇸
ahh u ran it through google translate
Why do you have so many discord screenshots
how tf did u recognise it then
that’s racist that you think americans only know english
no
took lessons for it a while back
oh thats cool
neither did i
sorry i only watch bald eagles
but i got interested on the canada vs lv match
and oil reserves
america will win next time
Love merica 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
will i get banned if i just theoretically said w username?
Always
just theoretically
Probably not
Still a shitty boss
Why dont you ask mods
Sorry you're no longer CH, don't talk to me peasant
I'm Aisian so technically I ain't spreading hate
Shut up fatty
i didn’t even realize
thank you
I'm spreading awareness
Stop projecting
thats for sure lmfao
lol
RIP
How was bro typing after getting kicked 💀
probably best if u dont talk about that stuff here
He was trying to be funny
or maybe his is their legitemate leader
you never know
bruh the black and red monkey keeps dming me to stop using caps
black red and white
dude
donkey
b-but...
Thats highly unlikely
Noticed what?
@steel geode you can’t escape it
but the chances are never 0
Yeah
ffs
you’re not the smartest guy
no shit....
nobody here is
yk
how does the same exact picture keep getting larger in kb??
i can donkey give me admin
so that i can mute him
no u wont
donkey trust i wont do anything bad w admin
prove it
same thing
not really
ok fine so give me tgg's role
nobody except tgg can
yeah
maybe if u ping him and ask nicely 
i was abt to lmao
hey chat
but stopped before pressing enter
hi donkay
hey give mod
Can someone help me get money on xbox ???
so i can mute dutchy
Go to roles and select xbox
then use lfg
i could ban you instead
do it!
for what
Nah
also can i change my nickname to Pvt. Parts?
When youre level 15 yes
no no I want donkey to change it
ok
why would you
it's funny
15
im not laughing though
fine im 9
That sounds reasonable
Sup peeps
For someone who finds pvt pants funny
yeah
no but the nickmakes u think what pvt is short for
that’s actually really interesting
and then you realise it
So can enyone help me grind money on xbox
you find the names of private parts funny
???
I literally told u to ask in the correct channel
not the actual shlong part that makes it funny
bros trying to get his com helper back
why are there so many roles in this server
I remember being there when lurk got into a fight because he was being fucking weird
no clue
I was at a skate park watching a bunch of teens vape
alr brb ima go make a shitty conspiracy video on tt now
i’m a trial
L
L
i couldnt tell what was more of a shithole: gorilla chat then or the skate park
become member!
pvphub
what
kick yourself
bru
Welcome newbie
did u accidently lose your perms or smth
no he still has the staff role
lmao
?ban
bro thinks he can ban😂🙏
my boyfriend can
Is dlc aldeaxy??
@empty prism
What have I missed out on
ban him
my dad can buy your dad type shit
good for milow
?help ban
?help ban
?help ban
next person to do that is getting muted
?clean my bathroom
? Help ban haha Donkay
yeah im starting to tell the 9 year old humour
NO
tf is adult humour then?
Bro thinks he can ban 😂🙏
Awww
fucking broker statistics?
Humour better than 9 year old humour
bro can ban
dark humour type of stuff
😂🙏
clearly not
yeah my dark humour gets me banned on 90% of servers
damn
Dont go that far then
i cant
either my dark humour is ass or its well prob cant say cause then ill get framed and banned
like i did on 2 servers yesterday smh

your dark humor is saying penis
Guy can I get GTA on PC if I have it on ps?
no
no
No
tf is with donkey and dicks?
Thanks
L
What did he do @sharp field lol
Oh
dont respond to this if you kick street dogs on a daily basis
sicko
Wow
whys it so bad to use it anyway
do mod sget pinged for it or sum?
mods get*
true
a bunch of dyno commands in chat
I was gonna ask what happened to nightmare being inactive
but i forgot he has exams
and shit
all your fault 
What’s going on
Nothing

is random pinging a bannable offence?
It can be
Well its not bannable

if youre just pinging some random dude like once
how many people can i randomly ping per day?
Ban dezz nuts
Probably best if you dont at all
well can i do it once?
No
why not
bruh its just some other normie like me
Cuz who df wanna get pinged
hell msot ppl dont even have lvl 5
Pinged
@lost timber
I got lvl 2
He does have them off
:D
Love u
I mean you can
Shh u wanna get ping cuz u got no m8s
@sick comet hey potato
Why do we get muted
Yep
yeah my friends are not active at all in our gc
makes me think that they have 1 w out me
but oh well
Stroke it
its been like that for ages
Here some lube 
i think before he realised you can turn them off
can i plug my boat on here?
Maybe make a ticket and ask
Bros kinda slow ☠️💀

Huh

I know for a fact you’re a child

well 2 years 11 months or sum shit and then ill be an adult
What happens if I ping a moderator
so thats quite sad innit
they castrate you

he asked
Okay
Huh

What's up?
Flash warning?
Should be banned for that
Doodoowater
Ban him

Honestly
Server emoji
I agree
No flash warning
@jagged wraith what's up?
how about u say that to my g18c

Fr
Ong
what happened to your ex staff role?
That’s a controversial topic you can be muted and banned for that
no staff?
ah

Love you
did you just feel like retiring after you got 1k

Why?
I hope that’s not you in you’re profile picture
bros name is Karen
you just said it
I ain’t gonna say anything or else ima get muted
L
I just fucking said “I ain’t”
I just fucking said “do it”
Lol
I just fucking said “shut the fuck up”
No you didn’t
Yea I did
I'm just now fucking saying ''say it''
You just said “I just fucking said “I ain’t””
Right here




can i get banned from using stickers that i got from sussy servers?
probably not
is the rules channel empty for everyone?
Bros got no rules
no
true
shut
I just wanna find his account Fr Fr
literal npcs
no u
I didn’t encourage nothing
I was just suggesting
Everyone is responsible for their own decisions

Am I wrong tho
what if they were new to the server and didn’t know? (because most people don’t read the rules)
Still didn’t make them do it
well there are no rules to read
For you ☠️
you are guilty by association though
bros suddenly a detective
💀
yes
Bro got me
damnn
Nah I’m never pinging them
ok shut up please

@empty prism he pinged tgg
Damn
it didnt even ping him you idiot
there’s a bot that mutes them for pinging bruh
idfk how discord works
plus nobody pinged
U did
well its common sense that it wont actually ping him
Bros stupid
nobody pinged (TGG)
bro shut up nobody wants to hear your smart assery
for some reason I have a patience for trolls
Hello
I ain’t no troll Fr
no its common sense that the mods already thought of disabling the ability to ping him
Don’t ban me bbg
hi

maybe i just didnt spend 2 mins thinking that deep into it?
I love everyone
its not that deep
What happened
LITERALLY
we are having an npc argument about pinging TGG
I was the Npc
that also makes u an npc
he thought it actually pinged him 😭😭
Come on NPCs back to the TGG NPC Store.
sad
yes
doesent arguing with npcs make you (ig smarter) cuz you have to explain in a term only stupid people understand
What did you do
He pinged tgg
no if youre stupid enoug hto argue w npcs you have no common sense or are yourself an npc
Ban him
sad times… sad times
just talked
Stixz?
also whats with the black pfp?
Yea
Idk i just didnt know what else to put as my pfp
Majjt did
boring
he only pinged the role 😭
fr
It says don’t ping or ban
MaMajjt135#3727 was muted. | No reason given.
NAH 💀💀
dont tell me youre being fr @lapis widget
bruh what

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