#💬┃gorilla-chat

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timber lava
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hot dog is a taco

tawny galleon
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NO

timber lava
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TACO

sly jackal
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Pork or beef sosig

tawny galleon
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YES

timber lava
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suck up on my MUSTARD GAS

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my mustard gas is the taste of pee pee sorry

sly jackal
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What is your price?

timber lava
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she bites my peepnis yeeeeeeeeeOOOOOOOOOOOUCHHHH

lavish flame
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😩

timber lava
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sorry

near patrol
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Astg

proud valley
timber lava
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racist

near patrol
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Mbappe?

proud valley
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most american moment

timber lava
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Jesse we need to cook

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cook some chicken baby mmmm

undone jackal
timber lava
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yo what’s this homie name again? ^

near patrol
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@sly jackal the moon looks good today ngl

simple iron
near patrol
simple iron
simple iron
timber lava
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I’ll go long this Time okay

simple iron
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lol

pine ore
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Hello

pine ore
timber lava
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stop interrupting video

pine ore
pine ore
undone jackal
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Pretty much a full moon

timber lava
pine ore
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I’ll stop

trail rapids
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yoo

undone jackal
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Weeeere gonna steal the moooon

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Mooooooooon

trail rapids
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mooon

undone jackal
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Mooooon

timber lava
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I got Picture in Picture I c an jerk off and chat

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@pine ore

simple iron
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I gotta shit

timber lava
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5 what

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Mm?

near patrol
timber lava
astral bane
near patrol
astral bane
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xD

timber lava
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@pine ore heck dm

near patrol
astral bane
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Ain’t that like really early in the morning tho

simple iron
timber lava
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Better than I thot

wintry finch
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What is the best cayo weapon loadout

simple iron
near patrol
astral bane
timber lava
near patrol
sly jackal
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@tawny galleon I just made 2 new palls lol, Last game had an awesome randoms so we all added eachother lol

tawny galleon
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nice

sly jackal
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I had just about given up all hope for randos too Kek_laugh

astral bane
near patrol
sly jackal
sly jackal
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That sounds like it would be cool to just look at tbh

astral bane
near patrol
# sly jackal When can i see it?

On Saturday 3 June 2023, the full Strawberry Moon will rise at 9:01pm BST (8:21pm EDT) in the southeast and set at 4:26am (5:24am EDT) in the southwest the next morning. The Strawberry Moon this year will reach peak illumination at 3:42am BST in the morning of Saturday 4 June (11:43pm EDT 3 June).

sharp field
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hey chat

near patrol
near patrol
sly jackal
near patrol
astral bane
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A boat

near patrol
sly jackal
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I love anything to do with space it's soo interesting

near patrol
sly jackal
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No clue but i will figure it out

tawny galleon
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space dn

simple iron
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I go to space when I’m high

near patrol
sly jackal
astral bane
sly jackal
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Any of you seen an eclipse?

robust hawk
near patrol
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The full strawberry moon 👀

astral bane
near patrol
near patrol
simple iron
elder pumice
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guys tell me a car for cotw

tawny galleon
sly jackal
tawny galleon
sly jackal
near patrol
timber lava
tawny galleon
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elegy

elder pumice
sly jackal
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ye elege

sharp field
simple iron
tawny galleon
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L

near patrol
timber lava
tawny galleon
acoustic barn
near patrol
simple iron
elder pumice
tawny galleon
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sassy said it

acoustic barn
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Everyone just gonna post Paul Walker Skyline if it's Elegy

elder pumice
tawny galleon
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ohhh

tawny galleon
elder pumice
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elegy has been done before

tawny galleon
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thats if i cba going on lol

elder pumice
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fuck

near patrol
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@elder pumice vigero zx been done?

elder pumice
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idk but i was thinking of doing Porsche 911

tawny galleon
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ewww

elder pumice
tawny galleon
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the retro one???

acoustic barn
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Retro one slaps

undone jackal
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Retro is p good

elder pumice
acoustic barn
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It can very easily look like visual aids but clean ones look sick

tawny galleon
near patrol
elder pumice
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911 is actually one of my favourite cars lol

elder pumice
near patrol
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Or progen emerus

undone jackal
near patrol
# sly jackal 😍

According to the Royal Observatory, Greenwich, the full moon will reach peak illumination at 04:41am on June 4 in the UK

elder pumice
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i mean every riced build looks bad

near patrol
acoustic barn
near patrol
undone jackal
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My phone is also gonna die

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6%

near patrol
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Mine may survive idk

undone jackal
near patrol
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45%

undone jackal
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5%

near patrol
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Nice

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Charge it

undone jackal
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Cant

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Im not home

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4%

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3%

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2%

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This shit dying fast

near patrol
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LOL

undone jackal
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1%

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This is the end

near patrol
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Do you not have a portable?

undone jackal
near patrol
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Rip

plain void
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Oof

near patrol
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You're dead soon

undone jackal
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Ill be back soon

plain void
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Very dead

near patrol
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Ight

undone jackal
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15 mins

near patrol
undone jackal
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Ish

plain void
near patrol
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Yes

plain void
near patrol
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I like this emoji

plain void
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This driver is taking forever i want my pizza so i can start drinking while i do the dre missions

near patrol
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Tell him to hurry the fuck up

simple iron
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I’m gonna say it

near patrol
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Give him a 1 star rating

acoustic barn
near patrol
simple iron
acoustic barn
plain void
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He litterly just called to tell me that he has 15 bucks in change and im paying excat

near patrol
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Nice

simple iron
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You stink fr

plain void
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Whole shit he just got here time to grab a beer

near patrol
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Tell him that if he doesn't hurry you'll shove the 15 bucks far up his ass

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Nvm

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He's here

plain void
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Lol

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Ok i have my large pizza and my beer im happy

tawny galleon
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Beer🤮🤮
Drink a real mans drink ffs

plain void
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Its not time for the jack yet

tawny galleon
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Ewww

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Even worse

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Fuck me

plain void
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Ill listen to you when that ps symbol disappears

tawny galleon
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It wont
But i main an xbox

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And u cant say shit when u drink jack pal🤣🤣

plain void
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Same

tawny galleon
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Try a real mans drink

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Proper whisky

acoustic barn
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I will say I'm starting to come around on beer, after a massive week cracking a beer after work is wonderful

tawny galleon
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🥃

eternal crow
tawny galleon
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What?

elder pumice
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place your bets how many ricer builds

tawny galleon
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For what car

timber lava
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back from jacking

eternal crow
eternal crow
elder pumice
eternal crow
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This server is random af lmfao

tawny galleon
eternal crow
coarse sparrow
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Whisky taste like shit

eternal crow
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Water? It’s pretty good

acoustic barn
timber lava
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50m

tawny galleon
elder pumice
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i would say 9/10

coarse sparrow
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never

tawny galleon
acoustic barn
tawny galleon
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No burn when u swallow it

coarse sparrow
eternal crow
coarse sparrow
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how will i know if it taste like shit

tawny galleon
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Unfortunately

elder pumice
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i have hosted enough of these to know that there will be atleast 90% of the people with red headlights and underglow

tawny galleon
elder pumice
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i was actually pissed when i saw a person with that almost winning

coarse sparrow
eternal crow
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Water is good

coarse sparrow
eternal crow
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Tastes better in all shapes and forms

elder pumice
coarse sparrow
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If u never drank water in ur life your lying

elder pumice
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milk>

eternal crow
acoustic barn
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we should make it a hidden rule that if anyone votes for red headlights/underglow people they get a 30 day mute

eternal crow
eternal crow
acoustic barn
eternal crow
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Ur making fun of people with redhead light and under glow

acoustic barn
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Tf does that have to do with what I said

eternal crow
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I’m like all of my fits are black even my car

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Bro tf I’m talking in his subject

acoustic barn
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no

eternal crow
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U said people who vote for people who wear that kind of shit ur talking abt

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Should get muted

acoustic barn
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You're talking about clothes

eternal crow
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And I’m like

coarse sparrow
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💀

acoustic barn
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I'm talking about cars

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The fuck

eternal crow
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Yeah isn’t it clothes?

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Oh

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Well

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Me who has all black cars👀

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Just laugh and move on bro

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💀💀💀

acoustic barn
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Ok and

eternal crow
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And tf is that pfp

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Cursed walking dead

acoustic barn
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It's horrible, I love it

simple cipher
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Tf

eternal crow
elder pumice
acoustic barn
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I will now that I have your blessing

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@elder pumice give me mod

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I'll do what you're too weak to do

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Ban red headlight people

elder pumice
acoustic barn
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Yeah because I'm best friends with him

flat zealot
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Bro there’s Free nitro in epic games

simple cipher
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What’s red headlight

acoustic barn
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We go way back

coarse sparrow
elder pumice
simple cipher
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@flat zealot in the epic games server

coarse sparrow
acoustic barn
coarse sparrow
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He doesnt care about the Members only Mods

elder pumice
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well if you have some braincells he'll talk to anyone

simple cipher
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@flat zealot add me to it

flat zealot
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They do weekly giveaway

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Not server

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Mb

acoustic barn
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Rock is too busy dictating current world events to talk to peasants

flat zealot
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If u have an epic games acc then you’ll see it

coarse sparrow
acoustic barn
slim fjord
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33.92.107.65

elder pumice
acoustic barn
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Which is the funny part

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Discord users are special

timber lava
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I am eating post nut popcorn

coarse sparrow
elder pumice
next pollen
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How’s everyone doing

elder pumice
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it starts on thursdays...

simple iron
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Skill issue

slim fjord
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194.1.244.172

elder pumice
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and don't get me started on tickets

timber lava
jagged wraith
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huh

timber lava
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bek mute him I’m being deadass

acoustic barn
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how many tickets are actually worth the time to respond to

simple iron
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Skill issue

jagged wraith
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Back at the wrong time again

elder pumice
simple iron
timber lava
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then you’d have my IP

elder pumice
elder pumice
acoustic barn
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More than I thought tbh

slim fjord
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Lmfao I got it off a random ip generator

timber lava
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Okay I changed devices

timber lava
slim fjord
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I just wanted to see how people would react to a random ip

slim fjord
timber lava
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not this time sucker

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with the power of NORD VPN

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I can protect myself!

slim fjord
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Bro turned into a YouTube sponsorship

slim fjord
timber lava
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Not my fav food!

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not the chicken tenders bro

simple iron
simple iron
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I’ll bring some weed shrug

tawny galleon
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💀💀

timber lava
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Like wtf

timber lava
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was my ex girlfriend I dropped her ass

simple iron
slim fjord
timber lava
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I gotta say the nuggies were a part of why but not whole reason

simple iron
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I’m gonna say it

timber lava
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it’s a true story actually

simple iron
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Skill issue

timber lava
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On her part

simple iron
timber lava
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Lmaoo

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This gif bro

slim fjord
timber lava
slim fjord
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ha.

simple iron
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Bro I saw that

slim fjord
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😳

timber lava
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saw what

simple iron
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Mods can see messages KEKW_laugh

timber lava
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what message

simple iron
slim fjord
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🤨

simple iron
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@near patrol can you show his deleted message

timber lava
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exactly

simple iron
slim fjord
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It was an edp reference

timber lava
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how

near patrol
simple iron
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Yea KEKW_laugh

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for proof

timber lava
pine ore
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Of what

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That he said he jerks of to zazas messages

near patrol
timber lava
simple iron
slim fjord
near patrol
near patrol
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Eh wat

pine ore
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Nows ur chance al

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Ban him

near patrol
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Nah not yet

simple iron
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lol

timber lava
pine ore
near patrol
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I need a reason

simple iron
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I should say it

pine ore
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ZaZa

near patrol
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Give the context

pine ore
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Deep breaths

simple iron
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Hehe

pine ore
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ZaZa

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No more weed if u say it

ocean swift
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Need a crew to do Pacific standard (ps5 gta)

timber lava
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You can see deleted msg?

simple iron
timber lava
pine ore
simple iron
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Wait I grow my own supply and have dealers

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skill issue

near patrol
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I'll be lurking Pepe_Evil

pine ore
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Fuck

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Fuck

timber lava
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WHAT DID I DO

pine ore
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💀

simple iron
pine ore
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Auto correct 💀💀

near patrol
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tf

timber lava
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Oh

serene tinsel
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why is this so big

slim fjord
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That’s what she said

near patrol
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what is

acoustic barn
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That's what she said

timber lava
near patrol
pine ore
simple iron
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bro said he’s fucking duck

acoustic barn
simple iron
pine ore
near patrol
pine ore
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Yea

timber lava
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mmmmm crispy

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Don’t tell him bro

simple iron
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ayooo

timber lava
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Bro

pine ore
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Bet

timber lava
near patrol
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👀

pine ore
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#hi If it don’t work ur gay

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Damn

simple iron
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fuck

pine ore
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Al

near patrol
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Space

pine ore
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Ohhh

simple iron
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Thunder is smelly

near patrol
timber lava
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@empty prism Thunder thighs

lapis widget
simple iron
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I say pin shrug

serene tinsel
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t

pine ore
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DUCK

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WTF

timber lava
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Thunder be like

simple iron
lapis widget
pine ore
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this?

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Oh

simple iron
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Yes

pine ore
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Thanks

lapis widget
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Foxx

stable vortex
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Hello everyone

simple iron
timber lava
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Mf typed his own name

lapis widget
near patrol
simple iron
near patrol
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I see this in pinned msgs...

simple iron
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Bro KEKW_laugh

lapis widget
pine ore
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ZaZa is a cow

near patrol
pine ore
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Pin that

simple iron
lapis widget
pine ore
simple iron
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skill issue

near patrol
pine ore
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Anyways hypothetically if duck send me a screenshot of p orn and I report him through support and report will anything happen to him?

simple iron
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Proof

pine ore
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Dms

simple iron
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Ok

near patrol
timber lava
near patrol
pine ore
timber lava
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Bro it’s not pork it’s me showing off my Picture in Picture

near patrol
# pine ore Oh

I'm joking, if smth like that happens report to discord as well

pine ore
simple iron
balmy smelt
pine ore
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Duck deleting the dm is not gonna do anything I took screenshots 💀

timber lava
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hypothetically if I did that just block or change dm settings to not allow explicit content

pine ore
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Then I can’t report people what’s the fun of that 🤔

balmy smelt
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Ooft the drama

timber lava
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Cuz is preying on my downfall

near patrol
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Wtf is going on

balmy smelt
slim fjord
near patrol
slim fjord
near patrol
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PERHAPS

slim fjord
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Possibly

simple iron
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hmmmm

near patrol
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10 seconds

balmy smelt
timber lava
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mf said FEAS

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FEAST

simple iron
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Yum

slim fjord
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I had kfc last night

lavish flame
timber lava
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Kentucky fried cock

simple iron
timber lava
lavish flame
simple iron
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skill issue

balmy smelt
lavish flame
simple iron
balmy smelt
lavish flame
simple iron
lavish flame
balmy smelt
lavish flame
timber lava
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I’m about to do some things

lavish flame
simple iron
timber lava
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  1. lay in bed
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  1. sleep at an underermined time for an undetermined AMOUNT of time
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  1. smack yo momma booty cheeks
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  1. eat dinner
lavish flame
timber lava
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maybe man

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ask her

lavish flame
slim fjord
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🤨

simple iron
timber lava
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If she says it’s okay it’s consent if she says no then it is what it is she gettin smacked anyway

slim fjord
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👍

pine ore
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Bad sport is so fun

timber lava
simple iron
pine ore
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ZaZa

timber lava
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skill

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issue

simple iron
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I’m gonna

pine ore
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Stop

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ZaZa

simple iron
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skill issue

pine ore
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Fuck sakes

slim fjord
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💀

balmy smelt
simple iron
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I love weed

timber lava
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who is sakes and why I gotta fuck em

lavish flame
pine ore
slim fjord
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Who is sex and why did my uncle offend them?

simple iron
lavish flame
spice flicker
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How do you get vouches

simple iron
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Idk

balmy smelt
lavish flame
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You don’t

simple iron
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you give me weed that’s how

spice flicker
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Well I’m helping people and I don’t get a notification saying I got vouched

near patrol
balmy smelt
acoustic barn
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@balmy smelt where in the fuck

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have you been

lavish flame
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@balmy smelt sir why are you idling

balmy smelt
balmy smelt
slim fjord
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🫃why does this emoji exist

balmy smelt
acoustic barn
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Nah you're a Discord moderator, this is your life now

lavish flame
slim fjord
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Fair enough

near patrol
lavish flame
lavish flame
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Why are 90% of the mods idling

near patrol
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100% mow

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Now

lavish flame
near patrol
balmy smelt
near patrol
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The wut

slim fjord
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Holy fucking shit why is there a pregnant child emoji

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🫄

near patrol
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That's a person

balmy smelt
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But MAPs

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Anyone heard of MAPs

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It’s disgusting

lavish flame
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Men kissing in 3

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2

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1

near patrol
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No

lavish flame
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You like men

near patrol
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I didn't

simple iron
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Sus

lavish flame
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And men KISSING

near patrol
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BRO

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The amount of times

simple iron
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I love boobs

balmy smelt
simple iron
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Broooo

near patrol
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I've seen men kissing cus of my friends

simple iron
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Tf

slim fjord
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😳

near patrol
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They're wild bro

lavish flame
simple iron
slim fjord
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I did

simple iron
slim fjord
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🗿

pine ore
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I like weed

simple iron
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me too

lavish flame
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I prefer crack

pine ore
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less go

simple iron
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you fucken druggah

near patrol
lavish flame
pine ore
timber lava
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why did you wait for the countdown

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did you want to see men kissing

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you like men

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you like kissing

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you like men kissing

simple iron
timber lava
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shut the fuck up

simple iron
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no bitch

cloud cove
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oof

cloud cove
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anyone been playing the new zelda game?

timber lava
pine ore
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duck

timber lava
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NO BRO

simple iron
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duck you

near patrol
pine ore
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duck duck you

timber lava
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This guys fuckin pfp has me dying

simple iron
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Lol

slim fjord
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Who’s

simple iron
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Doctorrewards

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Idk

slim fjord
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Ah

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I see

timber lava
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what the fuck bro

slim fjord
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Interesting

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Why

simple iron
timber lava
lavish flame
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bro u good?

acoustic barn
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Ok no one asked anyhow

slim fjord
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Wow

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Did everyone just die or smth

near patrol
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Yes

simple iron
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skill issue

slim fjord
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🍷🗿

near patrol
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get help

simple iron
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No u

near patrol
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u 1st

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gn ppl

simple iron
#

good night

slim fjord
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good night

fierce vortex
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Good night

lavish flame
lavish flame
slim fjord
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No way it’s Barney the dinosaur

lavish flame
slim fjord
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Damn

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Well

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F*** me

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Anyway

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gn

primal cradle
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we getten new jets😫‼️

edgy mango
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Ok

timber moon
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Need help again

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I'm on series s I bought the enterprise pack while only having the online version of the game

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Am I fucked

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?

deft vector
unreal echo
deft vector
unreal echo
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I rubbed my nose too hard and it started bleeding

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it was itchy asf

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😂

simple iron
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I’m gonna say it

tawny galleon
simple iron
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fr

timber lava
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BAby

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lemme eat it

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your casserole

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@simple iron

little sedge
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Hey siri google big black men

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-delete

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Hey siri delete message

hoary brook
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unmuted

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W

hoary brook
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The short be like

timber lava
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shut up

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homophobe

hoary brook
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bro what are the maximum warnings

timber lava
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8 pts but if you were banned before 4 pt

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even if it was a false ban you got unbanned for

hoary brook
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i got 2 only

timber lava
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shut up

hoary brook
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so im safe

timber lava
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Idiot

hoary brook
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i got no enemies : )

timber lava
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probably because you 15 and still a child

hoary brook
timber lava
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15 years old is a child

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period

hoary brook
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Its not a child 😄

timber lava
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100% of people disagree with you

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You’re still in puberty you still got a small dick you a child

hoary brook
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😄 My size is not small

timber lava
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yeah it is

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this me to you

hoary brook
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Get out of discord then

timber lava
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shut up you’re homophobic you got warned for that goofy shit bozo

hoary brook
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Grandpa

timber lava
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😭💀

hoary brook
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Nothing in my hand 😄

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Don't want to talk about that again lol

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: )

timber lava
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what does they even mean does it mean you have no money

hoary brook
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My money are in my wallet lol

timber lava
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all 7 rupees

hoary brook
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Im not indian

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Here we go with EGP

simple iron
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Blud who pinged me

hoary brook
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Duck

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ghost pinged you

brittle seal
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bruh_please_sip wth is going on

stable vortex
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100 hours of being a cat or 100 hours of being a dog

hoary brook
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none

timber lava
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damn bro

small needle
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Dleetr

serene tinsel
hoary brook
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none

stable vortex
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100 hours of being a tiger or 100 hours of being a lion

fierce vortex
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100 hours being arno from assassin creed unity

hoary brook
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100 hours being basim ibn ishaq

timber lava
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bro

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bro said that cuz he Indian

hoary brook
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basim is not an indian

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he is from iraq

pine ore
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Huh

hoary brook
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im just sad ubisoft make all muslims atheists

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its sad bro

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like all arabs were proud

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ubisoft are like warner bros

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but worse

timber lava
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  1. not true
  2. people can believe what they want
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  1. ur a bozo
hoary brook
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no its how ubisoft do it

timber lava
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Ubisoft more like u be stupid

hoary brook
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like born-muslim assassins ubisoft turn them into atheists

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for no reason

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and all times at the end of the story

simple iron
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didn’t sassy tell you to not bring religion in chat

hoary brook
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im not

timber lava
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okay I could answer that but why does everything have to be religion or homophobia with your stupid ass

hoary brook
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im talking about ubisoft

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not real life

timber lava
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bro

simple iron
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hmmm

timber lava
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you have got to be

timber lava
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the dumbest 15 year old kid

misty ridge
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Guys hello

timber lava
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I’ve ever met

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hi Aaron

hoary brook
timber lava
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don’t mind this guy

misty ridge
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How you doing duckGo and yuri

simple iron
timber lava
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I’m about to go to bed I GOyta be up at 5:30 am for work

hoary brook
timber lava
hoary brook
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Aaron literally got no enemies

timber lava
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unlike you

misty ridge
hoary brook
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i got no enemies too

timber lava
simple iron
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@lavish flame check pins KEKW_laugh

misty ridge
hoary brook
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anyways @misty ridge how is your day

misty ridge
hoary brook
timber lava
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plus I’m your enemy

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I be praying on your downfall

simple iron
#

WEED

misty ridge
timber lava
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holy shit lois

hoary brook
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its 5:21 AM for me

fickle osprey
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damn how tf i join the server

timber lava
simple iron
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lois is hot

misty ridge
timber lava
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Not as hot as… # you

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FUCK

simple iron
#

ayooo

timber lava
fickle osprey
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yo guys were i join the sever at

timber lava
simple iron
misty ridge
fickle osprey
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😘

simple iron
fickle osprey
timber lava
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It’s yuri’s alt Ofc he dumb

simple iron
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fact

hoary brook
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bro i want to eat shawarma with pomegranate molases

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like so bad

simple iron
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go get it

timber lava
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okay I know I don’t like you but putting that side

hoary brook
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its 5:23 AM

timber lava
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that good you just described

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sounds horrendous

simple iron
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ok and

timber lava
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and I fart in the bed like

misty ridge
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My cat sitting on my head I can't move

timber lava
timber lava
simple iron
hoary brook
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bro

simple iron
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skill issue

hoary brook
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watchout for shit

timber lava
hoary brook
#

actually yes

misty ridge
simple iron
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Bro the cat ain’t sitting on yo head

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liar

timber lava
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Yeah I can tell because no one who has owned a cat would be so fuckin stupid to say something like “watch out for poop”

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cats don’t just shit on your head they’re not frogs

hoary brook
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bro im not indian

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im egyptian

simple iron
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no one cares

timber lava
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bro when did I say you’re Indian

simple iron
timber lava
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and no one cares

hoary brook
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they did shit on my friend's pants

simple iron
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Ayooo

hoary brook
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he have a cat

timber lava
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bro they’re trained not to plus they don’t do that when they’re nervous

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then your friend didn’t train him well

hoary brook
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maybe

simple iron
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my cat is trained doggo_smile

timber lava
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my cat is trained to shake that booty

simple iron
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wtf

misty ridge
timber lava
#

exactly

simple iron
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My dogs don’t poop on floor doggo_smile

misty ridge
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Even kittens are intelligent enough to do so

simple iron
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only outside

timber lava
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exactly

hoary brook
#

A

hoary brook
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ZOO....

simple iron
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They ain’t puppies lol

timber lava
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I’m a zoo?

hoary brook
#

add p

timber lava
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Zoop?

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Zoop Zoop Zoop

hoary brook
#

hile

misty ridge
simple iron
simple iron
misty ridge
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They'll not eat until you till them too

simple iron
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yeah

hoary brook
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i got rose parrots

misty ridge
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Cats are like
Fuck yo commands
Gimme food and get out of ere

hoary brook
#

but don't have time to train them

simple iron
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I have two German shepherds one is a old cop dog who is very trained

hoary brook
#

animals flex

misty ridge
timber lava
hoary brook
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but

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training

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no time for that

timber lava
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If you don’t have time to be with and love your animal

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you shouldn’t have it

hoary brook
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i love them

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i sit with them like 1 hour a day

timber lava
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not enough to train them lol

hoary brook
#

looking at them

simple iron
timber lava
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do you play with them

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Every day

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exercise

hoary brook
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i mean last time i tried 2 catched my finger and bit me harder than a megalodon

timber lava
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this guy

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use toys

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and this is why you train

simple iron
#

My brain

hoary brook
#

i still have the mark till now

timber lava
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so they don’t bite

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you’re actually dumb bro

hoary brook
#

i got them a swing

timber lava
#

This is why kids shouldn’t own pets

simple iron
#

Fr

hoary brook
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i take care of them

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but training rose parrots are impossible

timber lava
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no it’s not you’re just lazy

tawny galleon
simple iron
hoary brook
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if you don't own them since birth

simple iron
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Fox