💬┃gorilla-chat

[lavish flame]

Cayo perico anyone?

[sharp field]

after this 50 i’ll cash out

[nocturne coyote]

Go to lfg

[upper fractal]

Hey @lavish flame, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[sharp field]

okay

1.1k

that’s pretty good

[nocturne coyote]

100

Try go for 2k?

[sharp field]

nah

okay it’s gonna take a few days to hit my acc

thanks rolm

you helped me go all in

[nocturne coyote]

You gotta control ur addiction

[sharp field]

i did

wdym

usually i lose it all

[nocturne coyote]

How avout stop gambling

But no

[sharp field]

look

[nocturne coyote]

I like gambling also sometimes

[sharp field]

right it’s fun

i started with 100

walked out with 1.1k

that’s from plinko

[nocturne coyote]

What do you play?

I usualy go for blackjack

[sharp field]

i like blackjack too

i lost one round of it for 10 and i was done

i started doing plinko

i did crash for a little

made like $2 off that

i don’t like crash

[lavish flame]

Giysr

Guys

What if I quit in between cayo perico?

Heist

Do i have to do setups again?

[nocturne coyote]

Noo

[lavish flame]

thanks

[nocturne coyote]

[lavish flame]

u are not joking right?

[nocturne coyote]

If u doing the heist then u gettinf u shot at and the u want restart by leaving u dont need to do setup

I mean u cant loose ur setups until ur done with thr heist

[nocturne coyote]

so in short no im not jokong

fk typo man

[lavish flame]

k

[sharp field]

hey chat

[jovial drum]

Chicken butt

[rich ibex]

Hello

[lavish flame]

yo

anyone got any good playlist?

[unreal echo]

damn

[topaz lion]

Nice

[sharp field]

hey chat

[sharp field]

hey jew

[sharp field]

hey darkness

[sharp field]

hey sheep shark

[topaz lion]

That little village that you first reach

He got fucked there

[topaz lion]

Hey

[sharp field]

what are you talking about

[scarlet latch]

Elden Ring

[topaz lion]

Mxd playing elden ring

[sharp field]

you guys like my roblox characters

[timid oak]

Eww

[lilac portal]

Yo

[cobalt snow]

Guys

Where y’all host your car meets?

[mellow cipher]

Nah blud

This looks like doo doo

[hard palm]

Nah bro rly thinks he’s obito

[cobalt snow]

Is penis a banned word?

Thank god

Me when

Penis

Thank fuck

I was getting worried

So definitely no slurs?

100%?

Damn

[scarlet latch]

Okay but like am I gonna be in shit for calling people sick cunts or mad cunts

[cobalt snow]

Okay

Cumcake

[scarlet latch]

Cause they’re compliments where I’m from

[cobalt snow]

Dude we both must be from the same country of origin

[scarlet latch]

Aussie aussie aussie

[cobalt snow]

Oh

Thank Fuck I’m not from there

[scarlet latch]

Nah whack

[cobalt snow]

Anywhere else > England > aussie land

[scarlet latch]

Hahaha cunt? 😂

Nah only use it in a good way

[sharp field]

bro is óbito

what

[scarlet latch]

Just trying work out if I can call people sick cunts and mad cunts, cause I genuinely mean it in a positive way hahaha

Cause some places will ban people for that cause they assume it’s mean

[sharp field]

you like these?

[sharp field]

bro what?

you users say interesting things

[scarlet latch]

Well here in Australia

Someone does something “cool”

You’d be like “You’re a sick cunt”

[sharp field]

interesting

[scarlet latch]

Someone dogs the boys you’d be like “you’re a dog cunt” it’s like “cunt” is a noun (idk if I’m saying the right thing here) and whatever before the C is an adjective

So you can determine whether someone’s being rude by the word before the C

[sharp field]

what’s wrong with them

[cobalt snow]

Prank

[cosmic basalt]

it's 11 am rn

[unreal echo]

oh

hey

[lavish flame]

That's crazy

[fickle surge]

yooo

[lilac marlin]

hi

i got prime

[lavish flame]

Anybody want a motivational quote

To succeed you must become the path towards productivity
-Nawhmx, 6/1/23, TGG’s Monkey Gang.

[lilac marlin]

thanks

[crimson mantle]

ADD ME...HeizenbrrG....i wnt to join TGG's CREW.

ADD ME .....HeizenBrrG..

[echo relic]

Huh?

Mr white are you smokin your product?

[icy gust]

What do crews do in GTA?

[crimson mantle]

no jesse....just listen to me

they help each other out

[icy gust]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-jesse-mr-white-better-call-saul-rayola-gif-25797638

[echo relic]

Not much it gives you a free crew color and an emblem

[icy gust]

Alr

[lavish flame]

bro I just found out Osama Bin Laden jerseys existed

[crimson mantle]

plz add me to your crew

[echo relic]

But you do have to level up in the crew a bit to unlock that shit

[olive arch]

It gives you a cool tag near your username

[echo relic]

That too

[icy gust]

Ok

[echo relic]

I forgor

[crimson mantle]

because i'm tired of asian session full of modders

[icy gust]

Yk what sucks new gen and old gen not being able to play together

[echo relic]

Then switch to xbox less modders

[icy gust]

Should’ve played on console

[mild owl]

Yo I got on gta after a while I got a question can someone help me out

[icy gust]

Exactly

[crimson mantle]

cant afford 1 bro

[mystic dock]

What really sucks is that r* takes a lot of time with pc players :u

[icy gust]

They are cheaper then a pc my boi

[echo relic]

You sure? Because i can play with my friend whos on old gen

[icy gust]

Wdym

[mystic dock]

With the dlc

[icy gust]

Idk I see a lot of people saying it I am confused af

[lavish flame]

good thing I got banned from there lmfao

[echo relic]

Yeah idfk

[static lotus]

If any of you need help selling businesses lmk grinding for the agency

[mystic dock]

U know about hsw ? We pc players don't have that yet

[mild owl]

Yo I got on gta after a while I got a question can someone help me out?

[mystic dock]

My vegiro is a block of dust in the garage

Or vigero idk i forgot lol

[olive arch]

Help with what

[echo relic]

So today i kinda slit open my finger and im debating whether to sleep with the bandage on or take it off and sleep

[crimson mantle]

ADD ME .....HeizenBrrG..i'll you out with your buisnesess n all\

[mild owl]

I just gotta ask something

[echo relic]

Motherfucker stfu

[mystic dock]

Lol same yesterday

[olive arch]

Grab a few ice cubes, dip it eith the band aid, dry it, sleep with the band ajd

[echo relic]

Yeah i was sharpening my knife

[olive arch]

Take it off while you shower

[olive arch]

Ask

[mild owl]

So basically I resupllied all my mc businesses and stuff all the way to full
And I was gonna sell it when it all turns into product

But then I remembered I can’t do that solo

[echo relic]

Already took it off and showered and then put a new one on

[mystic dock]

I was eating but i didn't know until my finger was red

[mild owl]

So if I sell it at like 25% full each time with like one sell vehicle

[olive arch]

Then keep it

[echo relic]

Lol

[mild owl]

Do I make less money than selling it all together

[olive arch]

Ive never sold mc ever. In my life

Businesses suck, just grind cayo

[mild owl]

I don’t even have a sub

[olive arch]

Buy one

[mystic dock]

If u do it in a public lobby u get extra $$ so yeah

[mild owl]

I used to do it with my friend until I upgraded to ps5 now I can’t play with him

[mild owl]

I heard it got nerfed a while back

[echo relic]

Alright ill just take it off tomorrow and see if i’m good to keep it off and if not idfk i have no idea if i have and more of these good bandage’s

[mild owl]

Is it still worth buying the sub?

[edgy mango]

I suggest ask in lfg

[echo relic]

Well anyways goodnight boys

[edgy mango]

ok

[echo relic]

Have fun

[olive arch]

Wasn't " nerfed" its just that cayo guards can now detect dead bodies, which doesnt rlly matter either

[mystic dock]

What i do is keep it for a few hours or until it stopped bleeding

Then i take it off

[olive arch]

Just sleep with it, take it off when you shower the next day at night

[mystic dock]

Unless its a really big one the one i have rn is 1/3 of my finger so i just took it off

[mild owl]

Aight guess I’m buying the sub

[gilded phoenix]

Hai! :3

[olive arch]

No.

[olive arch]

Do you need the best approach or do you know it slrrt

[gilded phoenix]

What?

[olive arch]

Already

[olive arch]

Youre embarrassing

[mild owl]

I have no idea tbh

I can just look up a yt vid ig

[gilded phoenix]

Dawg I ain't done nothing to you

[olive arch]

Imma dm u it

[mild owl]

Bet thx

[olive arch]

Your existence disturbs me

[mild owl]

Aight imma go slep gn

[raw warren]

What

Oh fuck you

[mystic dock]

Lmao

[empty prism]

Sure

[edgy mango]

steak

I swear there are a quite a few staff members named after animals

[lusty yoke]

Cayo ? Bogdan?

[upper fractal]

Hey @lusty yoke, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[lusty yoke]

Ok, and yes I’m on PlayStation.

[icy gust]

We can see

[lusty yoke]

Well he asked me…

[sharp field]

hey chat

[edgy mango]

Who did?

[lusty yoke]

His chat got deleted by the bot .

[lilac marlin]

hi

[still vapor]

anyone quick cayo?

[swift umbra]

Anyone want to read the #📃server-info ?

[swift umbra]

No, he did a command that gives you that, nothing else

[lusty yoke]

The dude asked me a question, and his chat got deleted…. I wouldn’t be answering a question that wasn’t asked…. But anyways …

[swift umbra]

No, that was the way how he can can make the command appear

[lusty yoke]

🍪

[teal rune]

What y'all think the new GTA update will be

[swift umbra]

Crap

With the stuff we’ve been getting recently

[teal rune]

True

[swift umbra]

But I hope they bring some more attention to the racing

Like allowing for longer races

[teal rune]

I'm not getting my hopes

[swift umbra]

And random races (every lap a different car), and timed races (endurance)

[static lotus]

How do you get the hatchet?

[edgy mango]

Stone?

[static lotus]

Yeah

[edgy mango]

Do all of maudes bounty missions

[static lotus]

Oh ok thanks

[lilac marlin]

hi

[signal gale]

Does anyone wanna do dimond casino heist

[lilac marlin]

#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4

[real fractal]

is dr dre contract 2m right now? i’m confused sorry

[stone marsh]

Mods please add a cooldown here the chat going so fast that it freezes my phone and the discord

[scarlet latch]

Stg no one reads server info 🙄

[lilac marlin]

#🚔┃gta-discussion and yes

[scarlet latch]

Nah there’s no way you didn’t even make it to the first boss surely not

[summer rampart]

fr tho

[tawny galleon]

💀💀

[summer rampart]

it doesnt freeze my phone but hes right

[tawny galleon]

Get a better phone💀

[edgy scroll]

Bro i k¡lled 2 grifers in one securoserv i k¡lled them for like an hour and they left💀💀💀 they couldnt even kill me becz i was in my kosatka parked near my yacht💀😭

[summer rampart]

bro

[summer rampart]

my phone doesnt even freeze

its completely normal

[tawny galleon]

Not u💀

[fierce inlet]

lol

[summer rampart]

well then reply to the other guy

[fierce inlet]

why is chat filled with randies

[edgy scroll]

Bro chat is like every 3 seconds there is a new chat

That happened to me

All the time when discord is too fast

[tawny galleon]

Na this ain’t nothing

Should see some servers lol
Cant even read one comment before theres like anpther 1k

[lost schooner]

What u need help with 👀

[scarlet latch]

He was just trying to advise us newcomers on what can and can’t be said iirc

[lost schooner]

Oh

"make sure to not ping offline mods, but I do it every day "

[scarlet latch]

I asked if I can call people sick cunts or mad cunts and he couldn’t give a definitive answer

[tawny galleon]

I do it anyway

Fucking cunts

[scarlet latch]

Yessir that’s my guy

[tawny galleon]

🤣🤣

[scarlet latch]

Funnily enough

He said you’d be the one to be mad if I said it to you hahaha

[tawny galleon]

Depends on ur context

[scarlet latch]

Always on good vibes

Unless you act like a shit cunt then you get called a shit cunt 😂😂😂

[tawny galleon]

Exactly

[scarlet latch]

This guy gets it

[thorny delta]

Hi guys

[scarlet latch]

Idk how many people have kicked me from things or banned me from something because they can’t understand “cunt” can mean a nice thing dependant on the adjective

[tawny galleon]

Americans…..

🤣🤣

[scarlet latch]

Fuark me

He got me good there

Shit

[stark ore]

anybody wanna do the dr dre mission with me

playstation*

[tawny galleon]

Use #🎮〢other-lfg-ps4

[hardy comet]

anyone know how to fix the navy revolver treasure hunt not giving u the gun?

[tawny galleon]

Get more luck there of an answer

[opal trench]

Is the night shark a good armored vehicle?

[empty prism]

👀

[empty prism]

For explosions yes

[hardy comet]

nvm, it didn't save after i killed the serial killer so i had to wait and kill him again

[pine ore]

Just went on a fucking massive spending spree

[empty prism]

Cool

[lavish flame]

[sly jackal]

Hallo

[tawny galleon]

meh

[sly jackal]

You jumping on warzone later?

[pastel sigil]

wassup

[sharp field]

hey chat

[lavish flame]

OMG GUYS

[sly jackal]

wsg

[pastel sigil]

hello

[tawny galleon]

maybe

[pastel sigil]

just started gta and found this server accidentally

🤷‍♂️

[sly jackal]

Yes*

[tawny galleon]

we dont care where u r fae

[sly jackal]

Don't spam caps please

[lavish flame]

Pls help

Bro

[tawny galleon]

no

[pastel sigil]

with wha

[sly jackal]

akuma..

[tawny galleon]

lol

[lavish flame]

im literally about to die i think

[pastel sigil]

?

[sly jackal]

If you don't want to help don't respond

[lavish flame]

in real life

[tawny galleon]

hospital

[pastel sigil]

how exactly

[lavish flame]

There are military planes and helicopers

in romania

flying around

[sly jackal]

Was getting auto deleted lol

[lavish flame]

5 military plane and 2 helicopters

i hope that they are not gonna bomb Romania

[tawny galleon]

and?
i have that here too
doesnt mean yer gonna die 💀

ooops

[lavish flame]

oh

its a convoy

a military

convoy i think

why would they fly around like this

[tawny galleon]

yes
military exercises

[lavish flame]

i thought that i was gonna be:

[sly jackal]

They do stuff like that over here for training

[lavish flame]

oh then same in romania i think

[sly jackal]

They do convoys so they can learn to stick togeather or some shit like that

[raw warren]

Gay

[lavish flame]

i thought it was russia atacking romania lol

[sly jackal]

same with aircraft

[fathom spear]

Yo could someone help me? im trying to self promo but it wont work

I cant for sme reason

[tawny galleon]

u need lvl 20

[fathom spear]

oh damn ok

ty

[empty prism]

ok and?

[sly jackal]

Sorry bubba

[opal stream]

hey

[sly jackal]

Hallo

[opal stream]

sassy you host one or

[sly jackal]

Lemme make coffee first lol

[opal stream]

how old are you for coffee

[sly jackal]

20

[opal stream]

thunder how old are you

[sly jackal]

Thunder is older than the moon

[empty prism]

lol

[empty prism]

23

[sly jackal]

Damn only 3 year between us lol

[opal stream]

how old do you need to be to have discord

[sly jackal]

13+

[opal stream]

ok nice

[empty prism]

yes

[opal stream]

how long does it take

[sly jackal]

Nearly done

I rolled a joint up too lol

[opal stream]

isnt that illegel or something

[sly jackal]

It's a funny law

You can have up to 3 gram

[opal stream]

so it is illegel or

how much do you have

[sly jackal]

1 ounce

[opal stream]

what if you have 3,01 grams

[sly jackal]

I would smoke it 🤣

[opal stream]

ounce wtf is that

[tawny galleon]

unit of weight

[sly jackal]

40+ gram iirc

[tawny galleon]

28 grams

[sly jackal]

Oh

No

[tired agate]

who on gta tryna run it

[opal stream]

[sly jackal]

Thats a q

An ounce is 2 q which is 50+ gram

[fierce inlet]

monkeys

[upper fractal]

Hey @tired agate, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[opal stream]

where are you from

[sly jackal]

UK

[fierce inlet]

monkey land

[opal stream]

ok

[sly jackal]

Bruh stop being racist

[fierce inlet]

how is monkey racist dawg

[tawny galleon]

........

[tired agate]

thanks my puss smells

i mean

uhhh

[fierce inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-smile-george-monkey-gif-22183141

this is monkey

[sly jackal]

It's self explanatory

[empty prism]

[sly jackal]

Yes monkey land is considered racist

[fierce inlet]

if you think like that maybe u js rtarded

[tawny galleon]

muted haha

[opal stream]

sassy check your dm

[sly jackal]

Meh idk if that is a mute or not

[upper fractal]

Shado#1500 was muted. | No reason given.

Shado#1500 has been warned. || r word bypass (2)

[tawny galleon]

slurs and racial slurs

[sly jackal]

Welp seems like i should muted lol

[empty prism]

how's dbd

[sly jackal]

Haven't checked yet

I'm hoping it's done

[empty prism]

[tawny galleon]

@fierce inlet
mo point dm'ing me ur dumb reasoning

[sly jackal]

[tawny galleon]

ur in the wrong.....deal with it

[sly jackal]

Bro got fan mail 🤣

[red crest]

Guess who jest got 1.1 mill

ME

[upper fractal]

Hey, @red crest It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[empty prism]

someone that's not you

[red crest]

That hurts 🥲

[tawny galleon]

@fierce inlet i got bigger balls than u ya cunt

[empty prism]

i know

[tawny galleon]

just coz i dont answer rando dm's

[empty prism]

life is hard

[sly jackal]

Right akuma just ignore him and block him

[pine ore]

Hello

[nocturne coyote]

hi

[red crest]

You guys not gonna say to me congrats or what

[atomic forge]

Don't guess who has 9.8*** million in da bancc. That's me... wish it was like that irl too lmfao

[sly jackal]

Please use #🚔┃gta-discussion

[tawny galleon]

*bank

[nocturne coyote]

well congrats

[red crest]

How in the f

[atomic forge]

I meant to say 9.8 ... forgot the dot

[gilded phoenix]

Hai! :3

[red crest]

You scared me

Anyways how is everybody doing

[sly jackal]

Hi

Tired still lol wbu

[tawny galleon]

L

[hushed spruce]

[gilded phoenix]

Goodz, it's my birthday

[tawny galleon]

no wonder yer tired @sly jackal

[sly jackal]

Shut it, I only got like 2 hours sleep 🤣

[gilded phoenix]

Hi :3

[tawny galleon]

L

i got more

[sly jackal]

But that ain't gunna stop me from bashing cod

[tawny galleon]

lol

[gilded phoenix]

KOЯN

[swift umbra]

???

[gilded phoenix]

A band I listen to

[sly jackal]

🌽

[hushed spruce]

[gilded phoenix]

Oh my god it's KOЯN yada urr nap a knee urr rat tag nigh

[empty prism]

fap less

[sly jackal]

I think i had a stroke

[swift umbra]

What in the world’s he saying😅

[sly jackal]

All the words look funny

[sly jackal]

I should really cut my youtube time down before sleep lol

[gilded phoenix]

KOЯN gibberish

[hushed spruce]

the universe demands us to chill

[opal stream]

nah

[empty prism]

Honorificabilitudinitatibus

[opal stream]

do you consitter ginger racist

[tawny galleon]

yes

against scots

[opal stream]

?

why scots

its ireland

[tawny galleon]

and us

we r ginger too

[opal stream]

you from scotland

[tawny galleon]

aye

where r u from like

[sly jackal]

What did i just read

[opal stream]

why

[tawny galleon]

curious

as to why u said sorry to hear that?

[opal stream]

idk

sorry

[gilded phoenix]

Fish

[opal stream]

sticks

[tawny galleon]

chips

[sly jackal]

@tawny galleon I'm deeply sorry to hear that you are scotish

[tawny galleon]

Ur english……..

[opal stream]

sassy say bottle of water

[sly jackal]

Well...

[tawny galleon]

Says it all

[lavish flame]

what do we think of the frozen money glitch?

[lavish blaze]

Chewsday innit

[tawny galleon]

Ewww

[tawny galleon]

Friday actually

[lavish blaze]

Oh thanks 🙏

[tawny galleon]

Yw

[gilded phoenix]

I dunno.

Baguette

[lavish flame]

la baguette

[gilded phoenix]

HIV

[edgy mango]

its not a glitch you can actually do it

irl even

Put money in water and then in the freezer

[upper fractal]

CrazyCarrot10#4267 has been warned. || Glitching is against out #📜┃all-server-info

[gilded phoenix]

Whomp whomp

[lavish flame]

dam

[tawny galleon]

[lavish blaze]

Wild

[graceful pulsar]

Hey guys, do you really need to manually mute players when joining a lobby in GTA Online?

[upper fractal]

Hey, @ It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[edgy mango]

only if u dont like it

[warm laurel]

Will new gen gta ever have more players than old

[graceful pulsar]

There’s no other options?

[tawny galleon]

yes obviously

[edgy mango]

Not sure never really had to

[tawny galleon]

but not on 5

[sly jackal]

Eventually yes and old gen will close its servers for good just like 360 did

[warm laurel]

Well it’s been a year and way more people on old gen

[tawny galleon]

a year???

[warm laurel]

Yeah

[tawny galleon]

for.......

[graceful pulsar]

Cause in every lobby there’s people blasting loud music, some even seemed like their swallowing their mic or something

[small needle]

Hey guys :3

Any song recs for tonite

Something with good bass guitar

[sly jackal]

Hello

mine

[tawny galleon]

LOL

[gilded phoenix]

Dawg did I see an invite link to a NSFW server

[small needle]

Probably idk

[tawny galleon]

yeah

[graceful pulsar]

Saw it lol

[lavish flame]

I just realised theres ice cream in zootopia who tf is getting milked

[sly jackal]

More ms for me

[tawny galleon]

ur mum

[sly jackal]

@lapis widget 🤣

[lavish flame]

Nah seriously who tf is getting milked

[tawny galleon]

seriously.......ur mum

[sly jackal]

[gilded phoenix]

Well I mean it's all of the mothers

[sly jackal]

?ms

[upper fractal]

Sassy the Sasquatch#0001

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ID: 941324729850150974 · Jun 2, 2023, 9:57 AM

[graceful pulsar]

Can I cuss here?

[sly jackal]

👀

[tawny galleon]

lol

[graceful pulsar]

Or it’s not allowed

[tawny galleon]

fuck off

[sly jackal]

Yes

[small needle]

Wow no one gave me song recs so unreal

[graceful pulsar]

Fuck yeah let’s goo

[tawny galleon]

what sort of genre?

[sly jackal]

CAFF is good

[small needle]

Shoegaze

[tawny galleon]

??????

[small needle]

Or like slowcore

Dudeeee shoegaze is so goated

[sly jackal]

Can mods send yt links in here?

[tawny galleon]

is that just a slow version of nightcore edm?

[small needle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4qtRBRNDFVbZ2kk3BEaRf3?si=WhCYg6frQqaDEj1HjkplYg

[edgy mango]

No fucking swearing

[small needle]

Nah this is shoegaze check it out

[edgy mango]

this goes for you especially @sly jackal

[tawny galleon]

get fucked

[small needle]

julie is my #1 on Spotify

[sly jackal]

stfu cunt

Sorry that slipped out

[small needle]

So mean

[edgy mango]

jesus christ cunt stop swearing for fucks sake

[sly jackal]

[tawny galleon]

shut the fuck up u absolute munter cunt

im jk btw

ik some people get offended

[edgy mango]

Youre so fuckin bad at this

[tawny galleon]

ikr

[empty prism]

yeah speak less and suck more

[tawny galleon]

stfu

[empty prism]

ugly mf

[sly jackal]

I can speak with a mouthful dw

[tawny galleon]

please dont mute 😢

[tawny galleon]

yeah we know

[empty prism]

i cant speak on behalf of @sly jackal

[night linden]

GTA 5

[empty prism]

talent

[tawny galleon]

sucks

[opal stream]

i feel offended idk to cuntext

jk

[sly jackal]

Lots of practice

[night linden]

fr

[tawny galleon]

shut up cunt

[opal stream]

[small needle]

What if I exploded guys

Wyd

[sly jackal]

Tf you gunna do blud

[tawny galleon]

pull yer sister

[sly jackal]

I would miss you

[tawny galleon]

if a was single

[small needle]

Thank you sassy ily

[sly jackal]

You got no chance in pulling her lmao

[tawny galleon]

how?

[sly jackal]

Her bf would spark you 🤣

[tawny galleon]

hmmm

cap

tbh haven't had a proper pagger in years

[sly jackal]

He's in the army lmao

[tawny galleon]

might go cause one

meh

[sly jackal]

Trust me he would have have you 🤣

[small needle]

Who’s A

[tawny galleon]

maybe

[small needle]

My name starts with an A

[sly jackal]

Apparently the training he got put though was tough as fuck

[sly jackal]

Alisha?

cute name

[small needle]

Nu uh

You could never guess my name

[tawny galleon]

depends what unit he is in

[sly jackal]

andrew?

[edgy mango]

That was so fuckin unfunny cunt

[sly jackal]

Is it a common name or less common?

[small needle]

It’s common but an uncommon spelling

[sly jackal]

Oos

[small needle]

It’s commonish in USA I suppose

[stone marsh]

Tell me your humour is broken without telling me

Ah man joke was the chat was so fast(sarcasm) that i had to ask mods to add cooldown

But in real it was dead af

[empty prism]

i would collect your pieces

and glue them together

[small needle]

I’m listening to Radiohead :3

[empty prism]

and sell it to a museum

[stone marsh]

Good

[tawny galleon]

meh
i'm broken

[lost schooner]

@empty prism have u played hogwards legacy

[empty prism]

not yet

ive seen the gameplay though, looks lovely

[edgy mango]

Your phone is shit then

[empty prism]

ill pick it up this month end probably, even if it does'nt come on the steam sale

[tawny galleon]

imma get it for free.....

[empty prism]

good for you

[tawny galleon]

danke

imma get isle of man tt 3 for cheap too

[lost schooner]

Its super cool

[empty prism]

i can also get it via family sharing but it's not really that expensive

[tawny galleon]

isle of man £60
hogwarts £60
ms rewards points will give me at least £50 off the total

[lost schooner]

If u get it though first u gotta make an account on the wizarding world site thing to so the house quizz and wand quiz etc

[tawny galleon]

cool

[lost schooner]

Not mandatory but that way u get an exclusive wand that normal noobs dont have @empty prism

[sly jackal]

Akuma is hufflepuff

[tawny galleon]

fuck off

im snakey cunt

[lost schooner]

Nah huffelpuff is for hard workers

[tawny galleon]

true

[lost schooner]

Akuma is prolly like the janitor

[sly jackal]

I would be slitherin

[lost schooner]

At hogwards

Innit

[tawny galleon]

whatever house is full of jokers

thats mine n urs

[sly jackal]

Is slitherin the dumbass group?

[lost schooner]

I am slytherin on my current character

[sly jackal]

Yes iirc it's slitherin lol

[lost schooner]

Pretty fun

[tawny galleon]

lol yeah think so

[lost schooner]

Nah

I think more gryffindor

[sly jackal]

Bro I'd spark dumbledore clean out just for the fun of it

[lost schooner]

Coz fred n george were in that

[tawny galleon]

hahaha

[lost schooner]

And we all know fred n george are best characters in hp

[tawny galleon]

meh

[sly jackal]

I've never really gotten into hp tbh

Whos the fit chick?

[tawny galleon]

i live like 30mins or so away from the castle

[tawny galleon]

ginny?

[sly jackal]

nah the other 1

[tawny galleon]

hermione

[sly jackal]

The 1 that always hanging out with harry and that ugly ginger fuck

[edgy mango]

I would slytherin into your mom's bed

[tawny galleon]

L

[sly jackal]

Try it

[lost schooner]

U call Ron the Rizzler ugly???

[tawny galleon]

ok

ron is a munter

[edgy mango]

Hermione

[sly jackal]

Ye her

@tawny galleon imagine geordie harry potter

[tawny galleon]

oh FUCK

[sly jackal]

That would be fun to watch

[tawny galleon]

a scottish harry potter

[sly jackal]

Bro voldemort would be sparked out before he could even reach for his stick

[tawny galleon]

ikr

[sly jackal]

Damn

[tawny galleon]

as soon as he walked into harry's house, voldemort woulda been cunted

[sly jackal]

He would have no face left

[tawny galleon]

ikr

[stone marsh]

@edgy mango

It wasn't that hard

[hollow mauve]

hello ppl

[sly jackal]

I have once

[hollow mauve]

wdym?

[sly jackal]

That was back in 21-22 tho lol

[edgy mango]

I cant tell if youre actually sarcastic or not

I cannot read your mind

[sly jackal]

Back when you could be toxic as fuck and not get banned for months lol

[lost schooner]

Thats still possible

There some toxic mfers in here

[sly jackal]

They get muted instantly tho when they start now

[tawny galleon]

boo

[sly jackal]

Few year ago it would go on for hours sometimes all day before a mod actually muted lol

Shit was funny asf

[lost schooner]

Now there is tryhard new mods

[sly jackal]

Cough cough thunder

[lost schooner]

Cough cough you

[tawny galleon]

true

[sly jackal]

Thunder has more ms lol

I only mute about 10 people a day if that

[empty prism]

huffle puff has an exclusive sidequest that goes into azkaban

[sly jackal]

To spark someone out?

[empty prism]

idk

april told me

[sly jackal]

Imma have to get the game and try it on all the housed

[empty prism]

gryfindor has most side quests, hufflepuff has azkaban

[sly jackal]

Looks decent from what I've seen and heard

[empty prism]

idk about other two

yeah idk which one to pick first

[sly jackal]

It's sad that you can't do drivebys on the innocent people

[edgy mango]

@empty prism join mf

[empty prism]

lol

[tawny galleon]

LOL

[empty prism]

yeah

imagine

[lapis widget]

@empty prism

[edgy mango]

@empty prism join vc motherfucker

[lapis widget]

@empty prism

[empty prism]

yes?

[lapis widget]

@empty prism

What you doing

[sly jackal]

Spam pinging mods

[empty prism]

sorry i never did that to your mother,must be your neighbour

[lapis widget]

We waiting for you

[sly jackal]

thunder mute them 🤣

[edgy mango]

ok good

[empty prism]

im already in your lobby noob

[edgy mango]

Were talking about vc dumbass

[lapis widget]

@empty prism is on time out

[lost schooner]

@lapis widget what house is most fun in legacy

[lost schooner]

Well deserved if u ask me

[sly jackal]

@tawny galleon fancy jumping on cod?

[lost schooner]

Jkjk

[lapis widget]

Hufflepuff gets to goto Azkaban

[lost schooner]

Then im doing that for my next chatacter

[tawny galleon]

@sly jackal aye

[sly jackal]

yess lad

[edgy mango]

I swear thunder is so slow

[lapis widget]

Also been pinging you in DND

[sly jackal]

imma take a piss then start her up

[lost schooner]

I saw, I waited eith responding cause im not sure yet if i can

[edgy mango]

@empty prism join mf

[tawny galleon]

bet

[lapis widget]

Ok 👌🏼

[sly jackal]

@tawny galleon 2 secs, been locked out of my discord on my phone

[tawny galleon]

oh ffs
yeah

[sly jackal]

and my 2fa app ain't working

[empty prism]

lmao

[simple iron]

You smell

[tawny galleon]

ffs
im making a pot noodle anyway

[empty prism]

ugly 👀

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/gta5-gta-smg4-mario-trevor-gif-26517485

[hallow void]

What’s the best secondary target on Cayo?

[simple iron]

Cocaine

[empty prism]

Gold

[empty prism]

stop giving false info ugly

[simple iron]

Forgot about gold ngl

[empty prism]

cuz u dont have it

brokie

[sly jackal]

for some reason i can't find my 2fa app on my micfosoft account

[empty prism]

skill issue

[simple iron]

False I own gold coins that my grandpa gave me

[sly jackal]

Fuck sake

It's been removed from app store and now can't get back into my account

[hallow void]

L

[tawny galleon]

check yo dm's

[real fractal]

noted, sorry i'm new here. thanks for clearing that up!

[sly jackal]

Not giving me that option lol

[tawny galleon]

oh ffs

[sly jackal]

I'll sort it later

I just need to find the backup codes and i'll be sweet

[tawny galleon]

lol

[gilded phoenix]

Well tbh zaza is smelly

[sly jackal]

Lol my old account is gone 🤣

[tawny galleon]

oh no

[sly jackal]

Ye i forgot the password like 2 year ago and forgot about it

[tawny galleon]

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/bitch-little-littlebitch-yourealittlebitch-bit-gif-24069832

[gilded phoenix]

Well marijuana is actually smelly 💀

[simple iron]

Ok

[red crest]

Guys what do I do with 1 m

[simple iron]

What businesses you have

[red crest]

Nothing

[simple iron]

Skill issue

But ask in gta discussion

[red crest]

Like is there something do I need to do

I jest want to make more money

[simple iron]

#🚔┃gta-discussion

[red crest]

At least tell me

[simple iron]

I haven’t played the game in a long time I don’t remember

[empty prism]

👀

[red crest]

Oh daim

[simple iron]

Help me with heist #🕺exclusive-fun🕺

[empty prism]

hmm

[pastel sigil]

replayin peak on grounded & permadeath🤦‍♂️

[simple iron]

it’s fleeca should be easy unless you a noob

[empty prism]

you get carried anyway

[simple iron]

🤫

[empty prism]

start quick before my game starts

[simple iron]

Some good games on sale on steam

[slender umbra]

Is there crew of tgg

[simple iron]

Yea but I think it’s full

[slender umbra]

Ok

But what the name of the crew

[empty prism]

such as

month end is gonna be a huge sale

[simple iron]

noice

[empty prism]

yep

[empty prism]

time to unload that stockpile of cash you earned by selling zaza

[acoustic barn]

I'll sell you

[simple iron]

Ayooo

[empty prism]

@acoustic barn get ingame you bitch

[broken harbor]

Yall proo

[acoustic barn]

No

[tawny galleon]

its full

[simple iron]

I’m a killer irl

[broken harbor]

Prove it

I'll send u my ip

[tawny galleon]

cap

[simple iron]

You gonna be living across the world

[broken harbor]

Huge cap

[simple iron]

[broken harbor]

😡

[simple iron]

Guess you’ll never know

[broken harbor]

Ye cuz u havent do it yet

Do it first

Then i might know

[simple iron]

Do what

[broken harbor]

Arent u a killer sir??

Have u forgot???

Ok i see

[simple iron]

I may be a killer who kills bad guys

[broken harbor]

Oh

Guess im not a bad guy

safe

But i could be a bad

[swift umbra]

Zaza kills weed

All he does

[simple iron]

I would never

[broken harbor]

He loves it

Why would he kill it

He rather kill his dog than weed

Thats absolutely true

[simple iron]

no I love my dogs

[swift umbra]

I mean that you kill the market

[broken harbor]

But u do love ur weeds more than ur dogs

[swift umbra]

No one got a chance to beat your shit

[broken harbor]

We all agree that u addicted on it

Weeds > dogs

No wonder zaza is high rn

[simple iron]

if someone growing weed I found where the weed farm was I’d most likely steal it done it before

[broken harbor]

"im a killer irl"

Says it otherwise

[simple iron]

You could be a killer

[broken harbor]

Ye if it's love, but for weeds, absolutely NO

[swift umbra]

Come to the Netherlands, theres an illegal weed farm on about every street corner here

[broken harbor]

U became a killer because of weeds

[simple iron]

gives me an idea all I need is a huge truck

[broken harbor]

Lmfao

[swift umbra]

I can get that for you (with some luck)

[broken harbor]

Lol, ok i got some proof

And im reporting

[topaz lion]

@fierce inlet owned one if i remember correctly

[broken harbor]

Ez pz

[swift umbra]

What, of me being able to get him a truck?

[simple iron]

You fed

[broken harbor]

Police is coming in your house

[broken harbor]

You're helping himm wdymm

Thats illegal u know

[swift umbra]

Im just saying I can get him a truck

[broken harbor]

See

Exactly

[simple iron]

Bro thinks I actually follow the law

[swift umbra]

I never said anything about what he should use it for

[simple iron]

I need the truck to make deliveries

[broken harbor]

Weeds mentioned above..

[swift umbra]

He said he has a plan that needs a truck

[broken harbor]

Seeee

And ur giving it to him

[swift umbra]

As far as I know he might want to start a moving company

[broken harbor]

Thats "helping"

[empty prism]

👀

[simple iron]

legal weed business

[broken harbor]

Lmfaoo

[swift umbra]

Plus weed is legal here

[broken harbor]

Oh

Where is that

Cali?

[simple iron]

It’s not here

[swift umbra]

The Netherlands

[broken harbor]

Ohh

I see

[swift umbra]

So I ain’t breaking any laws

[broken harbor]

Then its illegal for me, i am polise

[simple iron]

we already have a fed in the server

[broken harbor]

Wtf

[swift umbra]

Who?

[broken harbor]

Who

Yes who

[simple iron]

I forgot his name but he’s a cop he said

[broken harbor]

Wtf

[simple iron]

moderated name

[swift umbra]

I want to be a cop later

[broken harbor]

Lmfao

No later for cop 😡

[swift umbra]

I can’t do office work

[broken harbor]

U need to train and dedicated yourself to become one

[simple iron]

Rob the evidence room has guns,drugs money

[empty prism]

thats you

[broken harbor]

Oh

Could be this guy

Thunder

Cool name

I remember my dog's name

From my neighbour

[swift umbra]

I’ll let you in for a tour, then you can empty the place

[simple iron]

*thunker

[swift umbra]

[broken harbor]

Oh thunker

Oh wait

[empty prism]

thanks

i love dogs

[broken harbor]

Lmfaoo

No

U dont have a dogs

[simple iron]

Just shut down cams I’ll be in and out

[broken harbor]

Zaza killed it

Exchanged for weeds

[swift umbra]

Alr got it

👍

How are you gonna get it out tho, there’s a lot of people in a Dutch police station

[broken harbor]

Dutchhh

[simple iron]

Sewers

I’ll have night vision goggles I’ll be dressed as a cop

[broken harbor]

It wont work since I'll report

[empty prism]

a dogs?

[swift umbra]

I can’t wait to see you enter the building with your ak and shotgun

When we don’t even have them here

[simple iron]

You could have a cut

[broken harbor]

Didnt u see what i sent?? Sir?? Yes u dont have

[simple iron]

What do you have

[broken harbor]

Cut what

[sharp field]

hey chat

[broken harbor]

Donkay

Go hide

Stay hidden

[swift umbra]

A standard issue p99 Walter and a taser

[simple iron]

Cash

[swift umbra]

Im gonna die on day one

[broken harbor]

Im not taking i have my own

sigh

[simple iron]

I’ll bring a m249