💬┃gorilla-chat

[swift umbra]

Don’t leave usssssss

[tawny galleon]

Some people dont know the symbols n shit lol

[silver lake]

Contract

[cosmic basalt]

gta 6 needs to have crossplay

[silver lake]

2mil payout

[empty prism]

tf is happening

[simple iron]

hes gonna do nothing

[swift umbra]

I just joined too

It’s hell

[tawny galleon]

No

[dark galleon]

yay another double money i’m never doing

[sly jackal]

Muted like 3-4 people in the space of 5 mins

[cosmic basalt]

yes

there should be option atleast

[simple iron]

Who did you mute

[cosmic basalt]

for same console lobby or mixed

[proud valley]

👍

[tawny galleon]

No
So u want pc hackers in ur game ruining it💀

[sly jackal]

Can't disclose that

[swift umbra]

Wouldn’t you if you saw this shit

[tawny galleon]

Ah yeah console crossplay only

[simple iron]

Shush

[cosmic basalt]

im already on pc, but for console there should be

[silver lake]

Cross gen would be great

[swift umbra]

No

[proud valley]

or maybe an option for crossplay

like it isn't forced

[tawny galleon]

Cross gen is technically a thing,…..

[empty prism]

lol

[swift umbra]

Yea just play the ps4 version on ps5

[bronze river]

selected in channels & roles

[tawny galleon]

Exactly

[lapis widget]

Funny read

[sly jackal]

Nobody would listen to me and i was getting pissed off

[cosmic basalt]

now go to #💻〢cayo-lfg-pc or any other lfg

which heist do you wanna do

[tawny galleon]

🤓🤓🤡

[silver lake]

But as a ps4 user i cant play with ps5 friends (if i had any lol) its not as easy as it should be, but rockstar is never easy

[sly jackal]

You been lurking the whole time? 🤣

[bronze river]

ok

[swift umbra]

@simple iron no need to say it

[hollow slate]

hru foxx

[tawny galleon]

Yes u can play with ps5

[simple iron]

Skill issue

[hollow slate]

this the 2nd time i had to say that

[proud valley]

u can

[swift umbra]

DAMMIT

This man needs help, he’s addicted to saying skill issue

[silver lake]

They changed it, nice, i haven't really played in a few years. Thank yall for the info

[cosmic basalt]

[tawny galleon]

But only if they have the same version

[empty prism]

.

[proud valley]

[swift umbra]

[edgy mango]

if the ps5 friends have ps4 gta u can play with them

[simple iron]

Stfu

[cosmic basalt]

[empty prism]

seems toxic

[simple iron]

?mute

[proud valley]

admin abuse incoming

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/glee-sue-sylvester-cheering-cheer-excited-gif-16955937

[hollow slate]

damn zaza u toxic

[simple iron]

Shush

[rigid flame]

Anyone want to play gta on ps4?

[swift umbra]

Ugh the next one 🤦

[hollow slate]

you should be muted smh

[silver lake]

I will later today after i get home from farm work Ashten

[modern wyvern]

@rigid flame sure

[simple iron]

[hollow slate]

i didnt do anything

[simple iron]

ok

[dark galleon]

[rigid flame]

What’s your PlayStation username?

[modern wyvern]

Supercarplayz_yt

[tawny galleon]

Ps4 lfg💀

[bronze river]

humane lab

[hollow slate]

any good movies to watch?

[cosmic basalt]

#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc

[empty prism]

ok and?

[hollow slate]

non violent movies* (for date)

[bronze river]

already texted waiting for reply

[proud valley]

[simple iron]

gives me an idea

[hollow slate]

wym

[cosmic basalt]

fight club (very romantic)

[hollow slate]

nah

[cosmic basalt]

[silver lake]

Turbo, who doesn't like snails

[dark galleon]

american psycho and she’ll want that d

[simple iron]

[silver lake]

American pies pretty good too

[hollow slate]

i'll think about it

[agile spade]

Puss in boots

[hollow slate]

which one

[agile spade]

The newest one

[silver lake]

The entire marvel catalogue

[simple iron]

[hollow slate]

alrighty

[dark galleon]

try not to fall asleep challenge

[hollow slate]

thanks guys

[cosmic basalt]

[silver lake]

Its like 45 hours total non stop movies lol

[dark galleon]

everything after endgame was a fat L

[silver lake]

Spider-Man is still good

[cosmic basalt]

has anyone watched fast x?

[dark galleon]

true

[tawny galleon]

Not yet

Isnt out on digital or streaming yet

[cosmic basalt]

trailer looks good, but some people saying it was shit

[silver lake]

Family is said by dom 482 times

[tawny galleon]

I’ll watch it and prolly buy it on sale as i have seen and got the rest but
I think its getting a bit old now tbh

[cosmic basalt]

lmao fr?

[simple iron]

bro counted

[cosmic basalt]

[empty prism]

ok

@near patrol dbd?

[near patrol]

In 5 mins

[empty prism]

okay

[maiden adder]

Any GTA5 Xbox one in this chat I'm new to this

[tawny galleon]

#roles then use lfg

#👉roles

[silver lake]

Anyone wanna discuss what would be awesome to have in gta6 to pass the time?

[tawny galleon]

A time machine

[potent stag]

my friend is trying to convince me that Asian cars are better than European ones 💀

[maiden adder]

Oook so no Xbox one in this chat

[tawny galleon]

Yeah they r

[tawny galleon]

Grab #👉roles then u can use lfg

[tidal plank]

I might come in 30 mins or so

[empty prism]

great

[potent stag]

basically he wont stop saying "EUROPEAN ARE BAD CARS"

[tidal plank]

In some things they are

[tawny galleon]

Theyre not bad

Personal preference is jdm for me but i can appreciate other markets n shit

[empty prism]

@lavish flame wbu? if we enough people we can play custom lobby

[potent stag]

i mean true no one is perfect at everything but i believe European cars are still better at sum stuff

than Asian ones

[tidal plank]

In general for sure

[potent stag]

oh aight

i mean idk that much about cars i just heard a lot of stuff being good with European cars

[sly jackal]

Nissan is alright

[tawny galleon]

Alright?

I’ll fucking alright u

Twat

[sly jackal]

It's not the best but not the worst

[tawny galleon]

[sly jackal]

Anyhoo nisan is british not scotish lol

[tawny galleon]

nissan is japanese ya dafty

[simple iron]

^

[near patrol]

Been 15 mins

[sly jackal]

No it aint

[tawny galleon]

it is

google it

[sly jackal]

Then why do we produce it?

[tawny galleon]

its a manufacters plant........

[maiden adder]

All of them Trash

[sly jackal]

If it was japanees it wouldn't be manufactured here lol

[dark galleon]

my fav british car the nissan skyline

[tawny galleon]

bruh 💀

[tawny galleon]

nissan, toyota, suzuki, honda are all japanese ya bellend

[sly jackal]

Either way, german cars are the best

[tawny galleon]

ford is american even tho we have plants that build them here and in germany

[lucid river]

I'm jumping online now on the ps4 version

[cosmic basalt]

true

[tawny galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-me-trying-to-find-who-asked-spongebob-spunch-bob-gif-22526294

[dark galleon]

[sly jackal]

Now you lot gunna tell me that volkswagon ain't german 💀

[tawny galleon]

it is

[maiden adder]

Trash

[sly jackal]

Scuse me?

[lucid river]

Just putting it out there incase someone wanted to join... no need to be an Internet gangster, relax yourself

[maiden adder]

All them cars trash

[tawny galleon]

[sly jackal]

VW is the best and most reliable company

[tawny galleon]

lemme guess

ur a yankee

[tawny galleon]

[near patrol]

What's ur fav car? Mini?

[sly jackal]

Their cars break down alot less than majority of other car brands

[maiden adder]

Naw Im not but then cars trash

[tawny galleon]

bellend

[maiden adder]

I don't have a fav car

[tawny galleon]

L

[dark galleon]

bmw’s break down all the time

[tawny galleon]

bet he has a little tricycle

[tawny galleon]

he said vw......

not bmw

[dark galleon]

thought he meant german cars in general🤦🏽

[sly jackal]

Im talking about VW not bmw

People who drive BMW's are the most braindead people you will ever meet

[near patrol]

@empty prism tryhard

[empty prism]

you never said u were ready

i was waiting for u xD

[tawny galleon]

then why the fuck are u no driving one????

[near patrol]

I'm rdy now lol

[empty prism]

come

[sly jackal]

Because i aint a braindead mofo

[near patrol]

Yeah my 1 min is equal to 3 mins

[tawny galleon]

u r

[lavish flame]

Hi

[tawny galleon]

Bye

[sly jackal]

It's an expensive pile of shit

[maiden adder]

Finally wzup

[lavish flame]

im good

[sly jackal]

That only works for abouy 3 months then breaks down

[misty ridge]

need some friends to play with

[tawny galleon]

bro
grab #👉roles

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-doctor-meme-gif-23263243

[tawny galleon]

then u can use the xbox lfg to look for people

[empty prism]

accept the invite

[misty ridge]

im pc player

[tawny galleon]

wasnt talking to u lad

[misty ridge]

oh

[sly jackal]

You see me driving a bmw?

[lavish flame]

thanks

[misty ridge]

nvm

[near patrol]

Accepted

[simple iron]

[near patrol]

My ps4 gets loud whenever dbd is running

[simple iron]

I’m gonna say it

[sly jackal]

I got a better sexier car that cost cheeper and is more reliable lmao

[lavish flame]

bruh have you cleaned it?

[empty prism]

ez

[near patrol]

Did last month

[sly jackal]

Gate 4 is now open for flight A205

[tawny galleon]

L

[near patrol]

Iirc my flight is EY232

[simple iron]

I’m gonna rob a jewelry store if you see that one on the news got robbed it wasn’t me ok

[lavish flame]

dam it still sounds like an helicoptor?

[sly jackal]

My xbox sounds like a hariet jet when cod is playing 🤣

[near patrol]

'I'm gonna rob a jewellery store.... it wasn't me'

[near patrol]

I thought ps was bad

[near patrol]

[sly jackal]

Can you not hear it on vc?

[tawny galleon]

no

[jagged wraith]

Same

[empty prism]

@near patrol try not to die

[dark galleon]

sony trying to produce a sonic boom using a ps4:

[sly jackal]

Next time were in ill put my mic next to it

[empty prism]

😂

[tawny galleon]

lol

[near patrol]

Will do

[sly jackal]

Next ps gumma be called playstation sonar

[near patrol]

[simple iron]

Did you eat the jelly bean that keeps erasing your memory

[sly jackal]

You onto sassy the sasquatch already?

[simple iron]

I’m gonna start it tho

[empty prism]

you are unhooknig in front of him lol xD @near patrol

[near patrol]

Fml

[sly jackal]

You's not vc whilst playing?

@empty prism I promise...Tonight i will download it, But i won't vc as can get extremely toxic

[tawny galleon]

LOL:

[near patrol]

@empty prism I'm hiding

Fuck dis

I'm hidin

[empty prism]

good killer,

[simple iron]

Bros gonna hide in a bush

[near patrol]

Yup

[near patrol]

I tried but he got me

[empty prism]

he;s using blink perfectly

[simple iron]

Sounds like a skill issue

[empty prism]

imma die on next hook aswell

[near patrol]

Ah I see

[near patrol]

I'm dead LOL

[dark galleon]

nurse?!? instant dc

[near patrol]

THIS PLAYER GETTING CHASED

@empty prism I do enjoy spectating ngl

[lavish flame]

GTA PS5??

[tidal plank]

i'd say that lexus is one of the few asian brands that can compete with BMW , Audi , VW , ... and still lose
but probably the least

[jagged wraith]

Lfg

[lavish flame]

Anyone got a Cayo set up that I can do, I'm in desperate need of money to get a kosatka and refuse yo pay shark cards

[near patrol]

#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4

[jagged wraith]

Lfg.

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-dance-funny-dance-michael-scott-dance-danse-marrante-debile-gif-21385827

@jagged wraith

[tidal plank]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[tawny galleon]

[cosmic basalt]

#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc

[near patrol]

That's PC

[lavish flame]

Sorry what?

[cosmic basalt]

nvm you're on ps4

lmao

[lavish flame]

Lol laugh at me while we play GTA online

[near patrol]

[cosmic basalt]

scroll down to lfg and go to lfg cayo ps4

[jagged wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-embed-fail-gif-embed-failure-embed-fail-meme-gif-25014724

[lavish flame]

I'm finding GTA really boring now because I don't have the money or the time to grind

I've hit a wee stalemate

[wild siren]

Hey guys

[lavish flame]

It's about making friends and more money

[jagged wraith]

Bc nobody wants to help??

[tidal plank]

gridning might be the most boring thing in gta

[lavish flame]

Yeah I jave no friends

[near patrol]

If u grind u get more money

[lavish flame]

I don't have the time to grind

I have a life

[tidal plank]

no wonder

[lavish flame]

And a job

[wild siren]

Anyone excited about the update?

[lavish flame]

U need the right requirement like the kosatka , arcade and the Dr Dre mission to really make money

[wild siren]

Agree

[cosmic basalt]

[scarlet latch]

💀💀💀

[lavish flame]

Apart for sit on discord like a fanny what do you do?

[lavish flame]

You can go on discord and still go outside y'all

[lavish flame]

Yeah exactly and you need the time to grind and get those things, it's a rather shite game

[sly jackal]

@lavish flame

[jagged wraith]

i just woke up a bit ago

[scarlet latch]

You’re making time to complain here instead of going and grinding

[sly jackal]

Theres a new update for warzone

[tidal plank]

good morning

[jagged wraith]

Y'all already annoying asf 💀

[lavish flame]

Because I'm on lunch at work

[empty prism]

@near patrol did u see that bitch hiding like a noob

[tidal plank]

gorilla chat be like

[lavish flame]

Lol u don't need time you need friends that are willing to give you the money and you need to be responsible enough to use the money for business and not clothes and cars until you made enough

[jagged wraith]

Yeah

[empty prism]

@tidal plank inviting

[near patrol]

Yeah LOL

[tidal plank]

no call?

[empty prism]

we can

[lavish flame]

You need time to do it, and friends

[empty prism]

join foxx dbd channel

[jagged wraith]

[untold pier]

Act 2, 2 setups remain

[lavish flame]

You scottish?

[untold pier]

No

[empty prism]

@near patrol do u have a mic ?

[untold pier]

British

[near patrol]

Nope

[lavish flame]

I'm no brittish, I'm scottish

[untold pier]

Ok

[empty prism]

and headphones?

[lavish flame]

Yer a disappointment if you were born in Scotland and identify as brittish

[empty prism]

you can join the vc if u have headphones

not on speakers

[jagged wraith]

Get the console/pc role whichever u play on

Then go to that lfg

[lavish flame]

You've got a lion rampant, that must be some national.pride

[cosmic basalt]

bro thinks he's special

[idle sphinx]

k

[lavish flame]

What's your job?

Might I ask

[empty prism]

@near patrol should we start

[lavish flame]

What do you contribute to society

[livid shadow]

cayo perico is so easy

[fallow warren]

I know i should be in the other server but im just asking if anyone wants to help with duffel bag

[jagged wraith]

Your a disappointment if you argue about being broke in gta but won't even grind

[cosmic basalt]

this is a gta server not a linkedin group

[near patrol]

Yeah

[wind palm]

Sup everyone

[jagged wraith]

#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4

[lavish flame]

I can't grind because my job takes up alot of time

[livid shadow]

then shut up

[fallow warren]

I know but no one awnsers me

[scarlet latch]

Sounds like an iss(you) not an issme

[jagged wraith]

Then don't expect someone to run you a free cayo

[lavish flame]

And you sound like you failed your N5 English

[livid shadow]

yeah and the preps for cayo takes about 1 hour

[wind palm]

Damn all the pc chats are full

[scarlet latch]

Dude can’t understand a play on words.

[simple iron]

Skill issue

[cosmic basalt]

apart from attempting to roast everyone, what do you do?

[jagged wraith]

For 1. I don't even have gta downloaded anymore
2. I hate the game 💀

[lavish flame]

The boy says in his video, "find people.to.run heists with"

[lavish flame]

I'm a police officer

[jagged wraith]

Aw Tgg said that?

[scarlet latch]

In the correct channels

[cosmic basalt]

good for you

[lavish flame]

I do professional standards for police scotland

[tawny galleon]

🤡

[lavish flame]

That takes up my time

[livid shadow]

• nobody is going to waste an hour of their time preping the cayo for you and you taking a big cut

[jagged wraith]

🤓 go use the lfg and wait.

[tawny galleon]

Pig

[simple iron]

fed

[jagged wraith]

yeah

[tawny galleon]

@sly jackal we got a dirty fed in here🤣🤣

[cosmic basalt]

why are you a police officer, and trying to make money illegally..

[scarlet latch]

Who let the feds in here?

[tawny galleon]

Pigs r crooked wym

[jagged wraith]

Slobby did that shit when i prepped mine 💀

did all his preps for 15% when he said 50/50 😐

[lavish flame]

I catch the crooked ones, professional standards tries to cut corruption from police services

[hallow void]

Yo

[wind palm]

ong I can do that myself and make like 1.5 mil in an hour

[jagged wraith]

so that's why u don't help gta kids

[tawny galleon]

I’ve pnly met a handful of decent cops tbf
Rest have been power crazy wankers 🤷🏼‍♂️

[livid shadow]

the heist itself only takes like 10-15 minutes

[lavish flame]

And what country are you in?

@tawny galleon

[jagged wraith]

Lol

[livid shadow]

or it feels like

[tawny galleon]

Pigs doesnt give ye a clue🤣🤣

[jagged wraith]

Why tf u wanna know there country 💀

[cosmic basalt]

i haven't even met those handful

[tawny galleon]

🤣🤣

[lavish flame]

So you're American?

[jagged wraith]

Bros desperate asf

[tawny galleon]

FUCK NAW

[lavish flame]

Because we call them pigs in scotland too

[cosmic basalt]

lmao fr

[lavish flame]

Hello again

[tawny galleon]

I aint a filthy yank🤣🤣

[scarlet latch]

We call ‘em pigs in Australia too - I was gonna say Aussie based on the wanker haha

[cosmic basalt]

perfect timing

[tawny galleon]

Mond all humans r filthy so

[silver lake]

Hello french man

[lavish flame]

Huh?

[tawny galleon]

Ye cunt ye
🤣🤣

[lavish flame]

Fair dues

[cosmic basalt]

another beef type shit going on

[lavish flame]

‘Ello

[scarlet latch]

Oath cunt hahaha

[tawny galleon]

Na im scottish bro

[lavish flame]

I knew he wasn’t just rude to me.

[jagged wraith]

I fucking hate yt now

[lavish flame]

What’s happening now?

[lavish flame]

How come?

[tawny galleon]

Ooroo

[cosmic basalt]

some fed tryna know which countries we from

[tawny galleon]

🤣💀

[jagged wraith]

Don't ask me why

[lavish flame]

The chief constable made a statement about us, yes some was true however its professional standards who catch the racist sexust and homophobic ones and dismiss them

[wind palm]

Hey hru

[silver lake]

Kazakhstan, verry nise

[restive onyx]

Anyone doŵn to play add me
Ss_VENOMX_sS

[cosmic basalt]

lfg.

[jagged wraith]

Use the LFG.

[tawny galleon]

Yeah if the cops give respect
I’ll gie them respect

As soon as they start being lippy, then no thats it all bets r off lol

[empty prism]

@near patrol come to us, hes afk

[worn crown]

It’s June☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[lavish flame]

Good, hbu?

[jagged wraith]

It actually is damn

[silver lake]

Remember kids, cops can legally lie to you, never date a cop

[scarlet latch]

Shhhhh no need to remind me

[tawny galleon]

💀🤣

[cosmic basalt]

damn

[lavish flame]

However if you get lippy with them when theyre trying to do their job (yes we have to be cunts sometimes for people to listen) then as the caution says anything you do say will be noted and used in evidence, your charge gets worse

[wind palm]

pretty good, just trying to setup my prison break heist because im bored lol

[jagged wraith]

I wouldn't even date a cop

[tawny galleon]

Yeah ik 😭

[lavish flame]

As a friendly question like where do you come from or in a like interrogation type manner?

[wild monolith]

Hi guys :D

[tawny galleon]

Free ammo……..

[hallow void]

What’s the lowest cut I can give/take on a heist?

[wild monolith]

first time I ever join a GTA discord

[lavish flame]

I couldn’t find the bloody word I was looking for

[worn crown]

June is a month dedicated to those who identify as IKEA bed frames who can legally be assholes and vandalize anything without repercussions

[tawny galleon]

15

[silver lake]

Free donuts too

[tawny galleon]

Lol

[cosmic basalt]

looked like in an interrogation type

[jagged wraith]

[lavish flame]

Good luck.

[lavish flame]

So if you're lippy with them it makes things worse, when they beat you, are racist towards you or use incredibly inappropriate language that's wrong and it's where my department step in

[hallow void]

Cheers akuma

[lavish flame]

Ah I see.

[cosmic basalt]

[wind palm]

you know your all high and mighty and strong until you get tased

[restive onyx]

Thanks guys for info i got teammates in lfg

[lavish flame]

I haven’t seen it so I can’t really have an opinion on it.

[jagged wraith]

He's taking the highest cut fs 😂

[tawny galleon]

🤣🤣

[simple iron]

I am totally not a criminal

[tawny galleon]

I am

……

[cosmic basalt]

definitely

[lavish flame]

Or pepper sprayed

[hallow void]

Nah I’m trying to get people to do prison heist and I’m gonna try by giving them largest cuts

[lavish flame]

Le Bugatti

[crimson basalt]

Or shot

[silver lake]

Cops done scare me, i have a buff against them

[tawny galleon]

Only in america….

[cosmic basalt]

[wind palm]

or until a cop yells “Taser!” and reaches for the other side of her belt

[crimson basalt]

Bros white

[lavish flame]

And that's when yoi get done for assaulting a police officer

[silver lake]

Absolutely

[lavish flame]

Fucken right

[scarlet latch]

💀💀

[wind palm]

Im in love with this server

[lavish flame]

💀

[scarlet latch]

@wind palm that has to be a play on home and away you’re most definitely aussie

[simple iron]

Imma be honest I may have committed some crimes

[silver lake]

I wouldn't be stupid enough to start anything, keep a dash cam always recording and fight it in court if your innocent

[opal stream]

Why did I lose all of my progress in Lester

[jagged wraith]

Who the fuck added a smiley face to the server name?

[lavish flame]

Yeah and response officers should have a body cam on too, if they don't have it it's an instant warning on them even if nothing happens at an incident

[jagged wraith]

bc it looks worse 💀

[simple iron]

It’s a creepy smiley face ngl

[silver lake]

You can never have too many sources of evidence

[lavish flame]

Well I don't care my department is "catching bent coppers"

[simple iron]

Hmmm

[lavish flame]

Yeah evidence builds until a point which you stop looking because it's substantial

[cosmic basalt]

looks like an abducting group

[jagged wraith]

Honestly don't aim it at there face until near the end or unless something goes wrong

[simple iron]

Has a cop that’s bad ever robbed the evidence room

[jagged wraith]

it is.

[cosmic basalt]

[jagged wraith]

i don't consent to it tho

[tawny galleon]

🤓

[lavish flame]

So the short answer is yes, the long answers is they did because their service vehicles keys were in there and wanted them back

[near patrol]

Where r u lol

[simple iron]

I’d rob the evidence room

[lavish flame]

The best place to aim the camera is their shoulders

[marsh ocean]

@lavish flame is it legal to take pictures of statements and stuff?

[jagged wraith]

nope at there badge number.

[marsh ocean]

not sure what they're called

[lavish flame]

Yeah its on their shoulders, we have shoulder numbers here (G743)

[lavish flame]

In what sense?

[tawny galleon]

REPORTED

🤣🤣🤣

[jagged wraith]

so if u try anything we have evidence

[simple iron]

I know a corrupt cop but I ain’t snitching

[lavish flame]

That wasn't my number it was am excellent

Example*

[empty prism]

@near patrol exit the door

[lavish flame]

I'm not stupid enough to give mine

[simple iron]

hmmmm

[cosmic basalt]

this some real life gta shit

[tawny galleon]

🤣🤣

[simple iron]

I hate feds

[near patrol]

[empty prism]

well @near patrol when the exit gates are opened you see the timer on top, you have to escape

you were roaming around

[lavish flame]

Haha

[near patrol]

I couldn't find the gate lol

[marsh ocean]

somehow police statements are always posted on social media

[lavish flame]

Mind if I ask what country?

[tawny galleon]

They shouldnt be
Even ik that

[lavish flame]

Because I'm talking uk policeing

[empty prism]

wait ill create a custom game @near patrol

[near patrol]

Ight

[lavish flame]

The freedom of information act 2002 (scotland) (FOI2002) means police statements have to be released to the public after the suspect has been charged

[empty prism]

exit that matchj

[lavish flame]

So it's not allowed during an investigation

But afterwards it's fair game

[near patrol]

Done

[tawny galleon]

What even the statements in the interview room?💀💀

[manic shoal]

I'm to fucking dumb to understand any of that

[lavish flame]

Transcripts yes, video it depends

[tawny galleon]

Ah ok

[lavish flame]

Yknow Dennis nilson?

[tawny galleon]

Aye
Well heard ae the cunt

I think

[empty prism]

okay then ill be the killer this game

[lavish flame]

So his interviews were released after his death

[manic shoal]

Scottish?

[scarlet latch]

Alright, as a law enforcement worker, what’s your opinions on the Making a Murderer documentary on Netflix? 😂

[tawny galleon]

Aye

[near patrol]

Me:

[manic shoal]

Nice

[lavish flame]

Don't have netflix I'm on amazon prime

[empty prism]

you want to be the killer?

[scarlet latch]

Damn it

[near patrol]

Nah I'm good lol

[lavish flame]

But I will give my opinion on line of duty

[empty prism]

okay ready up

[near patrol]

Done

[silver lake]

What is yalls opinion of Spears

[lavish flame]

Never heard of it

[tawny galleon]

Britney can ligma

[lavish flame]

Yknow Sarah Everard?

[tawny galleon]

Heard of her aye
That lassie that was murdered by the pig

[lavish flame]

Yeah

The bent copper

[silver lake]

I was talking more about the sticks lol

[tawny galleon]

Prick

[tawny galleon]

🤣🤣

[lavish flame]

If that happened in scotland my department would investigate it

The met police Anti-Corruption and Abuse Command did a shit job on it

[empty prism]

@near patrol you have to run away from the killer not roam around him xD

[vagrant hemlock]

why do i always get the bottle in cayo

[burnt creek]

What’s good homies

[near patrol]

That's what I tried doing lol

[scarlet latch]

Aye sick of getting tequila 😂

[vagrant hemlock]

3 times...

in a row

[dark galleon]

felt

[near patrol]

[tawny galleon]

Leave it for 3 days

[near patrol]

He saw me hide

[empty prism]

you dont go inside lockers in front of the killer

[vagrant hemlock]

left for a week cause last week wasnt the best

[empty prism]

i am the killer bruh

[scarlet latch]

In game or real time? 😭

[tawny galleon]

Irl i think

[near patrol]

Accident

[tawny galleon]

Dont quote me

[lavish flame]

Also, I'm an AFO

[lavish vortex]

Is there anyone on xbox looking to help me grind the counterfeit cash factory

[tawny galleon]

Arsehole fucking onion🤣🤣

[near patrol]

No wonder I'm alive

[vagrant hemlock]

chill

[dark galleon]

[scarlet latch]

Look in Xbox lfg

[tawny galleon]

Arsehole financial officer

[lavish flame]

Not quite mate, autherised firearms officer

[tawny galleon]

Oooo

Gies a shot

[vagrant hemlock]

ive only done cayo around 5 times or less, whats the best one u can get?

[dark galleon]

close

[lavish flame]

No

[tawny galleon]

Spoilsport bastard🤣🤣🤣

[lavish flame]

Get the 50 bmg amr

No armour can stop it

[scarlet latch]

Pink diamond I believe

[serene veldt]

anyone down for a car meet ps4?

[dark galleon]

pink diamond but i think there was a black panther statue for a week or sum

[lavish vortex]

Ok i couldn't find it before thats why i came here

[lavish flame]

I habe concealed carry, it means I can sign out a glock 17 and keep it on my person on a shift without disclosing it to civilians

I have a rpg in my car

[vagrant hemlock]

and whats with the homelss guards around the map

[lavish flame]

If anyone tries to jump me I just launch the rpg on their car

[dark galleon]

so american

RAAA🦅

[tawny galleon]

ey cool shit

whats ur addy??🧐

[lavish flame]

If you were in my country you'd be in breach of the national security act 1968

[simple iron]

[vagrant hemlock]

y od u know that

[lavish flame]

And I also have a g36 and a uzi for medium and close quarter combat

[dark galleon]

[simple iron]

Y’all need better guns

[lavish flame]

And i csrry some sticky bombs just in case I get countered with taliban

[lavish flame]

Are you asking my adress

[tawny galleon]

He/she is a piggy

[tawny galleon]

🧐

[lavish flame]

I'm a police officer

[serene veldt]

why do some of you think you're James bond

[lavish flame]

And I also have a 300k armoured vehxile with a 50 bmg machine gun

[vagrant hemlock]

that makes more sense

[lavish flame]

I'm a detective sergeant

So my wife fires the machine gun while I am running over police officers with my bullet proof armoured vehicle

[simple iron]

What if I am

[vagrant hemlock]

whats legal in gta

[lavish flame]

Then I'm fucking monyoenny

[hoary venture]

Greetings 🙃

[tawny galleon]

LOL

[lavish flame]

That's American bases so I'd imagine American laws

[simple iron]

I’m John wick

[lavish flame]

Does california have open carry?

[lavish flame]

Alright I’m comming to your country

[past peak]

Heyyyy

[rocky osprey]

Guys I love my

[past peak]

I'm daddy blazeitt

[lavish flame]

That means you can't have a gun

Cannot

Not allowed

[past peak]

Happy pride money

[lavish flame]

I can just show a American passport and say I have rpg because of American laws and they will allow me

[past peak]

Month

[lavish flame]

I’m very well connected

[simple iron]

theoretically will you arrest me if I have a machine gun

[lavish flame]

Can you build your own shooting range?

[lavish flame]

You'd have been granted into my country accepting our laws, you can't have a gun but you can drink at 18

[past peak]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 happy pride month

[vagrant hemlock]

When i 1st started gta, the entire lobby was so nice

[lavish flame]

Shooting ranges are allowed aslong as you're firearms trained have a license and fucking good security

[lavish flame]

No we can have a battle I will be fighting from my 20mm bulletproof vehicle with a 50 bmg mahcine gun

[rocky osprey]

I bark at birds

[simple iron]

No cause I will cheat and use a nuke

[past peak]

I have fun with birds

[opal orchid]

HaPpY pRiDe MoNtH bozos

[lavish flame]

You too mate

[lavish flame]

Alright let’s say I can’t carry guns then I will just make my house a shooting range have guns so technically I can have guns

[rocky osprey]

Guys sometimes I cover my bed in bread crumbs then roll around an pretend to be a chicken goujon

[simple iron]

I don’t care what month it is shush

[topaz lion]

Its june

[lavish flame]

Im a multi millionaire mate I can do whatever the ruck I want and I’m well connecyed

[past peak]

But I love it

It's JUNE Happy pride

[simple iron]

no you aren’t

[opal orchid]

Hear hear

[lavish flame]

No it needs to be a secured premises inspected by the police and with 24 hour surveillance, its why the only shooting ranges you'll really find here are on MOD bases

[swift umbra]

🧢

[lavish flame]

Yup I can do that

[lavish flame]

You also have yo be a brittish citizen

[lavish flame]

I have a net worth of 11 million dollars wdym

[opal orchid]

Shut the fuck up moib

[lavish flame]

I’m British

[rocky osprey]

Most cap thing I’ve ever heard

[swift umbra]

ok so who are you then?

[past peak]

Ok Mr Andrew tate 🌰

[dark galleon]

L

[simple iron]

Ya in gta

[dark galleon]

unfortunate

[swift umbra]

cause if you're worth 11 mil you can be found on the internet probably @lavish flame

[topaz lion]

In discord specifically

[lavish flame]

I have my own copyrighting agency and on 50 50 partnership with a video gaming company

[lavish flame]

So why ate you saying you'd "just show an American passport"

[simple iron]

Unless he got dirty money

[past peak]

He's in like Venezuela

[swift umbra]

what company

[lavish flame]

Can’t find me because I don’t live in the online world hahaha

Or maybe you can

[swift umbra]

but you are on discord

what a moron

[lavish flame]

If he has dirty money, you are not obliged to make any statement however anything you do say will be noted and may be used in evidence

[simple iron]

The fuck are you doing on discord

[swift umbra]

my idea

[near patrol]

@empty prism that was rude

[vagrant hemlock]

Yall just chill out

[empty prism]

gg

[lavish flame]

Just here to see how many multi millionaires are there in gta server

[past peak]

He's an L boxzo

[topaz lion]

@lavish flame did you know the money making course of the guy you worship also takes place in discord

[lavish flame]

Looks like none and all are jealous

[opal orchid]

Shut the fuck up, you Tate Stan twat

[topaz lion]

But gotta pay 50$ for that

[lavish flame]

Good job keep being jealous

[vagrant hemlock]

Dw im broke

[empty prism]

?

[simple iron]

brokie

[near patrol]

Man rlly dropped me

[empty prism]

xD

[swift umbra]

no, we dont trust you as you dont want to say who you are

[empty prism]

try to run away from the killers

[tidal plank]

that's the game ...

[past peak]

@lavish flame he's got 50/50 in my friend Peppa pig

[simple iron]

Skill issue

[swift umbra]

or what company you own @lavish flame

[near patrol]

I tried lol

[near patrol]

Ik

[opal orchid]

His fucked idealogies

[simple iron]

Mine is the best the cartel even buys it from me shush

[tidal plank]

but r you playing without headphones?

[lavish flame]

Avergse guy in the matrix

[swift umbra]

so we wont be jumping to the conclusion that you're a millionare without being 110% sure

[topaz lion]

Lying about being a Muslim and his course
The way he made money is also by selling nude pictures of girls on only fans

[near patrol]

Yeah

[simple iron]

bitch

[empty prism]

focus on the heartbeat sound, it shows how near the killer is

[simple iron]

[past peak]

☠️☠️

[near patrol]

Yeah I do that

[dark galleon]

u cannot be a real person

[tidal plank]

you gotta hear something tho cuz whenever the killer is near you , you hear a heartbeat wich can save you many times

[topaz lion]

He's trolling bru

[empty prism]

alright

[lavish flame]

Scopoly inc 50/50 partnership I don’t own it

[simple iron]

moib is a bot

[near patrol]

Yeah if I hear it getting louder I run

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[lavish flame]

Ah I really wonder why people are multi millionaires in gta but aren’t even worth half a mil real life

[opal orchid]

Get Andrew Tate's dick out ya mouth and wake up to fucking reality wanker

[near patrol]

@empty prism wya

[dark galleon]

ain’t reading allat

[simple iron]

Same

[scarlet latch]

Bruv if you’re so rich flick me a couple thousand aye?

[empty prism]

starting in a minute

[lavish flame]

Stay in your little gta box

[topaz lion]

Yeah luke

[near patrol]

Alr bet

[lavish flame]

Ain’t flicking to losers

Ahahha

Alright cya

[topaz lion]

Ahahah got that right moib!!

[dark galleon]

get ur money up

[vagrant hemlock]

is this server always like this?

[silver lake]

Is water wet

[scarlet latch]

Mans left hahaha

[vagrant hemlock]

is it?

[near patrol]

Nah it's dry

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bitches-gif-26365413

[wind palm]

ong

[topaz lion]

Like your sense of humour?

[simple iron]

[near patrol]

Yes

[scarlet latch]

Ayyyyeeeee I’ve found one 👏🏼

[dark galleon]

[wind palm]

like my sex life?

[silver lake]

Kiss it in the rain and it will get wet for sure

[near patrol]

Yes

[simple iron]

Sounds like a skill issue

[vagrant hemlock]

rdr or gta

[simple iron]

Rdr

[topaz lion]

None

[wind palm]

Gta5

[topaz lion]

Watch dogs

[simple iron]

Farming weed simulator

[vagrant hemlock]

not irl??

[swift umbra]

Did the wannabe rich guy leave?

[simple iron]

Bro doesn’t know me

[sly jackal]

@empty prism dbd is 10% 4 hours to go, Started it whilst i was in shower gunna finish it off tonight and we can play tmrw 😄

[topaz lion]

yes

[jagged bone]

No happy pride month announcement, tgg staff is homophobic!

[scarlet latch]

Yessir haha

[swift umbra]

[vagrant hemlock]

i do not

[dark galleon]

[tawny galleon]

Considering one ae them is bi……

[near patrol]

It's June no offense

[empty prism]

nice

[jagged bone]

I was joking

[topaz lion]

exactly

[jagged bone]

I don’t care if they make an announcement

[sly jackal]

Imma be a noob tho btw

[topaz lion]

who

[silver lake]

Homophobic = scared of homosapiens

[simple iron]

I have dbd but never played tutorial

[vagrant hemlock]

o

[scarlet latch]

Oooooh people getting into DBD?! I been wanting to get into that

[harsh ruin]

Yo

[near patrol]

We can be noobs together

[near patrol]

It's fun for sure

[vagrant hemlock]

how much dbd off steam

[harsh ruin]

I'm new here

[dark galleon]

dbd been slowly dying for a little bit it’s fun with friends

[simple iron]

you where sleeping all day

[opal orchid]

Lol wtf did you just say

[empty prism]

its very addictive once u learn all the basics and stuff

[near patrol]

Yup

[swift umbra]

you just woke up you muppet

[harsh ruin]

I'm new here

[simple iron]

bro I thought it was 5pm

[past peak]

@tawny galleon you can be Homophobic well being bi ☠️

You can hate yourself

[tawny galleon]

I aint bi u dickhead

[dark galleon]

[misty ridge]

How to become a modder in GTA 💀

[wind palm]

Happy Pride Month

[harsh ruin]

💀

[swift umbra]

I just had to ref 100 annoying teenagers with a school wannabe sportsday of baseball, I'm the only person who can be dead tired😅

[harsh ruin]

Fuck that happy Army month

[tawny galleon]

Im engaged to a female…

[vagrant hemlock]

my gen is fucked

[wind palm]

i hate you people

[harsh ruin]

And happy mens mental health lads

[tawny galleon]

No

[swift umbra]

im a kid as well, its just that its mandatory for school to do once...

[wind palm]

men🔥

[misty ridge]

Every 2nd person I see is modder
Spawning like 50 tanks 💀

I thought it might be fun

[topaz lion]

off discord you go

[harsh ruin]

What is happiness

[quaint yacht]

hello

[simple iron]

?mute

[wind palm]

I shit myself after being repeatedly teleported to by a modder

[swift umbra]

16 tho

so tos ok

[vagrant hemlock]

half the gen is fucked* (or more)

[swift umbra]

nice understatement

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/mommy-milkers-based-shitpost-based-memes-based-based-shitpost-memes-gif-21150941

[empty prism]

@near patrol wtf bruh i was hitting u and u kept doing the gen xD

[vagrant hemlock]

💀

[topaz lion]

Snitch

[misty ridge]

For what?💀

I just said ppl did it to me
Idk how to mod

[topaz lion]

What do ya get for snitching

Money?

[simple iron]

Snitches get no bitches

[near patrol]

At least its completed LOL

Naughty naughty

[simple iron]

[quaint yacht]

very naice

[topaz lion]

Did you call your girlfriend a bitch

[swift umbra]

bye

[topaz lion]

You just ignored him lmfao

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796024453946802216/1022199296248000533/fly-4.gif

[wind palm]

I have like three girls interested but I dont know what to do

[swift umbra]

you aint getting me with that oen again

[simple iron]

Ok but who asked

[empty prism]

@near patrol you went into the locker in front of me again xD

[dark galleon]

date all of them but don’t let them find out

[vagrant hemlock]

wow

amazing plan

[misty ridge]

No gif?

[scarlet latch]

[tawny galleon]

Fuck them all

See which u like best

[scarlet latch]

[near patrol]

Verbal warning

[dark galleon]

taste testing

[topaz lion]

O

[near patrol]

I thought u didn't see

[scarlet latch]

https://tenor.com/view/shaquille-oneal-taste-test-shaq-yummy-delicious-gif-25076549

[lavish flame]

I only have a sub w/ sparrow and 5m what should I buy?

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[lavish flame]

To make more money

[swift umbra]

auto shop or mc stuff

[tawny galleon]

Businesse

[misty ridge]

Is it not allowed to talk about what we observed that other modder did
I'll follow the rules
Just making sure what's allowed to talk about what's not 💀

[lavish flame]

Clubhouse for semi-passive income?

[swift umbra]

yes

[lavish flame]

But what businesses

[swift umbra]

cocaine

[near patrol]

You asked how to be a modder which isn't allowed

[tawny galleon]

No
Lol

[lavish flame]

Then tell me

[tawny galleon]

Clubhouse gives u nothing passive

[vagrant hemlock]

isnt modding just hacking sorta?

[tawny galleon]

Businesses

[lavish flame]

Clubhouse let’s you buy businesses ffs

[tawny galleon]

Yes but its not a passive business 💀💀

[swift umbra]

yea thats what I said, so buy the cocaine lockup after

[misty ridge]

Well obviously I ment it as a joke
Ofc I know no one will tell me about it in TGG server
😂

Well yha you guys will not accept these jokes too on that
I understand
Will not do that again XD

[lavish flame]

The businesses attached are ffs, you stock it and it makes money in the background Jesus Christ

[vagrant hemlock]

isnt it double money and rp on dr.dre contract?

[tawny galleon]

Not passive tho

[swift umbra]

@tawny galleon is just a blithering idiot and doesn't understand you

[balmy gust]

Heyhey, I'm new here, is there like a gta crew from this discord so you can go in crew only session for high demand bonus without griefers?

[cosmic basalt]

yes

[tawny galleon]

Shit it

[swift umbra]

[lavish flame]

It quite literally is passive, you can do other things to make money while it makes money.

[misty ridge]

Tho still I need friends to play with 💀

[tawny galleon]

Nope
It isnt
U need to actually do stuff for it to make money 💀💀

[vagrant hemlock]

does it have to be like the nightclub to be passive?

[tawny galleon]

The nc is 100% passive

[cosmic basalt]

isnt that every business

[tawny galleon]

Nope

[vagrant hemlock]

no?

[tawny galleon]

Nc says hello

[balmy gust]

not 100, like 98

[swift umbra]

nightclub aint

[cosmic basalt]

oh yeah lol

[scarlet latch]

He’s referring to the fact you have to do sell missions

[vagrant hemlock]

close enough

[tawny galleon]

It is 100% passive
U do not need to do shit for it to make money

[lavish flame]

Nightclub ain’t passive, you gotta do stuff to get ur popularity up

[balmy gust]

this

[lavish flame]

Which therefore makes money

[cosmic basalt]

just buy new dj

[tawny galleon]

Thats a shitty amount of money

[near patrol]

It's only a verbal so it's ok

[dark galleon]

don’t you have to buy staff or sum?

[swift umbra]

uhm no, thats the bad one to make money. you gotta use the basement

[tawny galleon]

Yes….

[swift umbra]

thats the only money maker in the nightclub

[balmy gust]

which has sell missions

[lavish flame]

Which. Requires. More. Businesses

[swift umbra]

yep

[silver lake]

A passive business makes money without much imput, you buy stock and leave it alone until the sales ready, and activate business is something you have to continually work on to gain any profit

[lavish flame]

Which you have to stock

[dark galleon]

isn’t that still prep before it being 100% passive income😭

[vagrant hemlock]

the workers for the stock are so slow tho

[tawny galleon]

Which is what i told u to buy

[swift umbra]

but if you got it set up its passive income

[misty ridge]

Lmao you guys doing sell mission
Just spam dr.dre it's 2mil dollars and double RP
Then spam cyio parico 💀

[tawny galleon]

💀💀💀

Cayo is ass

[lavish flame]

^

[swift umbra]

yea, but you dont have to do anything else other than sell so its a fair trade

[lavish flame]

How is it ass

[swift umbra]

I mean you basically get free money

[vagrant hemlock]

arent more like that? like acid lab or like bunker

[balmy gust]

dr dre contract is so annoying

[dark galleon]

spamming cayo is so boring and repetitive

[lavish flame]

You make good money in little effort and less then an hour

[tawny galleon]

Have u done it after its been nerfed💀💀

[misty ridge]

That's cool

Btw can you tell me what's your favourite car in gta

For daily drive

[dark galleon]

after 50 mil it’s a chore

[lavish flame]

If you do it loads, do it once a day or smth

[vagrant hemlock]

doomsday?

[swift umbra]

its not bad

[lavish flame]

I literally did it earlier today

[swift umbra]

only cooldown is crap

[balmy gust]

I don't mind most of it, but 2 of those missions are so crappy

[misty ridge]

Very very boring
I agree 💀

[tawny galleon]

Meh im a passive player now
Dont need to do shit for me to make money 🤣🤣

[vagrant hemlock]

which ones? i havent done it yet

[balmy gust]

milionares mansion, and final mission

[dark galleon]

haven’t played doomsday heists in yrs

[swift umbra]

same, I only do one from time to time

[vagrant hemlock]

im still only level 75 and still trying to figure out the game

[scarlet latch]

I too haven’t done Dres contact missions - I only just bought the agency like 2 days ago haha

[tawny galleon]

Only thing i do is shoot my mate 🤣🤣

[vagrant hemlock]

never played it

[swift umbra]

same🤣

and race

[vagrant hemlock]

i just went into the FIB

[silver lake]

Every passive business is 1. Mc businesses (coke, meth, cash, weed, documents), 2. Bunker 3. Acid lab 4. Nightclub
Active business are your heists, ceo work, ceo warehouses

[tawny galleon]

He gets annoyed slightly but he knows i get bored apeasily so

[scarlet latch]

Same dude haha

[misty ridge]

Lmao what is this SEXY time room VC 💀

69

[tawny galleon]

Heists arent a business lol