#💬┃gorilla-chat
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why was I expecting you to say this?
High all the timeeee

I know a dude he is high all the time
He works fawks smokes eats drinks and sleeps 😂
To test it O_o
Exactly
Bruh
lol
I am doing it with excitement 😂
What it costs I don't care
Even thonas tells me it costs everything I am ready now
Dude I wanna see this world with my own eyes
I don't want my eyes to be dependent on glasses
We never know when they break up both ways
Ikrrr
I don't want them to break up from my eyes or physically
So that's why I gotta do this operation glasses break up
Yeah glasses are unreliable
Exactly
And contacts even more unreliable
Like dude imagine I can't find my glasses without widing my eyes and touching the surface
They can get stuck at the top of your eye
Nahh helmna man I don't like em now
No I have slept with them on 😂
bs
Your gonna be looking for glasses for awhile if there broken 😂
this mf slide cancelled like it COD
Soo true exactly 😂 that's why
😂 who
some queensland mf
Then I use my phone camera as a hack to find my glasses 😂
As magnifier
Smart 🤓😂
Wth
Ye 😂
Good idea
@slender inlet you have now become one of the funniest and best people I have ever spoke to in my life.
Why did i jsut go to a new lobby and start getting all the collectibles?
Idk maybe you read something then you wanted to do what the thing/article or video said
Helloôoii
Hi fellow human
Because you clicked the button: find new session
Your not wrong
is there any cars on old gen faster than the virtue? or that could beat it in a straight line race in the airport
Like a lot
F1 vehicles
Virtue is crap
Yup
didn’t work for me
tried the pr4
i’ve got the r88 but haven’t tried it yet
Br8
Start with the boooooost
okokok
@swift umbra maybe as long as it is not links
anything else? like super cars?
Yea I’ll just say it
Who knows though
Check YouTuber broughy1322, he’s tested all the cars in the game for lap time and top speed, so you’ll get your answer there
okay thank you fr, normally whenever i search up stuff like this it only shows hsw cars so it’s very confusing
Hsw is the absolute top
I think that's fine 😅
Hahaha yoooooo damnnnn thank you soo much man
I am glad that I was the one who made you smile thank you
But only on the ps5/Xbox series x version
You made my entire week what are u talking about
Damn man I am more than happy to be here
Respect++😂
Yes
Respect+++++++++++++++++
yeah
I sent u a discord friend req
Got it
Rn I am searching for my cat which haven't been seen since 6 hours

Looks decent from what I've seen on yt
It's fun
And you about me description couldn't be more correct @slender inlet
From the small part that ive played its more than decent, its very sick tbh
Its close to rdr2 even
I'm just waiting for it to come to gamepass lol
Very good, what abt u sir
I just went and bought it for my series s lmao, couldnt wait longer
Rip, are u at school rn?
yep
Why are u not paying attention sir
Haha ikr
There are less people like you who knows a worth of a diamond 😂 or they think about us as a piece of coal
I got a homework hour
yeah i know, but i’m on old gen so i’m trying to figure out the fastest/faster than the virtue
but I've finished it already so I'm bored to death
Do u have flex rooster?
kinda
Yeah that is true
Epic W
Parhia is the fastest car on old gen
its just placed into my roster when I got lessons or homework hours
parhia?
Rp u, that must suck
it sucks
Imagine getting an extra hour everytime u have hw
The sports car, It's top speed is around 210mph
well its ok, I dont have homework at home
but then they decide to overload me with practical excersises so I still have to work at home...
Bf weevil custom would be fastest in top speed right?
yes
then the pariah
Yea dude this world is so cruel
but weevil is a shitty car
sassy
can't use it for anything else other then dragracing
Most people don't know what respect is and what to do anymore.
Rip you
yea, school's a bunch of absolute fuckers
only after my freetime lol
These are the losers who end up broke emotionally and physically lol
Yes, well I'm chasing an almost impossible dream of mine called, I'm gonna be a way better chef than my parents could ever be I already have 11 years of professional home experience but that is still not enough
Fr
Ik how to cook so many dishes so the food Is never boring
They're cool ok?
Already own one
That's a big perfect dream dude
Daymn niceeeee
Your good man 😂 Congo bongo
I am glad man
It's fine man you will learn with time
Yes
Damn I see
This age is so golden fr you learn yourself or you lose yourself
Sureeeee
I was just making it in the microwave I waited the usual 3mins, when I pulled it out the scorching hot water spilled all over my chest and I still have that scar till this day.
how can you mess up ramen?😅
Skill issue


@simple iron wait dutch lives in new hampshire right?
so wouldn't that mean its 7am there now
aka: time to wake him up
ah ok perfect @lavish flame , wake up!!
Just by speaking in this 1 session I'm already lvl 6
Dannn
Scar of first try 😂
It's a sign of you being a hard working chef
It's a good mem
😂
#learning with my mistakes
my shoulders are almost one complete scar😅
judo...
Damn
Daymnnn
Almost level 50 
still love doing it tho, great fun
do it, its a lot of fun
I have a scar on my.....🤣 Got stuck in a zip
It's mostly a defensive technique right?
Well at least I was trying to work hard 🤣
I can easily rob a jewelry store that’s my skill and grow weed 
In Something 🤣
yes
😂
Ikr 😂
but if you're smart you can use it as offense as well
Well it was an emergency 😂
ouch
Sounds fun
it is
For the rude people
why?
Not like that 😂 i was at home
Only used for the people who actually want to pick one
no, just the thought if it getting stuck like that
men's biggest fear
same, I dont use it unless people want to fight me
so I've only needed it once luckily
🥹
Well true sometimes when you gonna get caught you gotta be sudden 😂🤣
Or I be ded 😂
Yeah cause in many of the situations it is very dangerous, move that can hurt people in very bad ways set
with judo? yes
Yes
if I have to I can break an arm or kill someone by cutting of their airtube or blood circulation to the brain
and I hope for the love of god I never need to
Well just know if you have to then u have to, if it comes to it
its the final thing for me
Wsg ppl
hi
Smae
yep, and I dont want to live with the thaught that I killed a man like that
Tbh I would do the same
Some times I imagine myself cutting people's head off 😂🤣
With a sword
Or a knife 😂
Same
yea but the difference is that I know how to do it and you dont
For sure
Chainsaw would work better 
and no, I dont want to use it ever in my live other than on the judo mat
What! Sassy
No I do know it 😂 just radadadadada
I wish 😂
That's the difference I wanna try it outside 😂
@tawny galleon @solar egret I'll be hopping on in aprox 10 -15 mins
yea, but I know how to keep you there
you try and keep me locked in
bet just lemme finish this gamepass quest
Swordfighting is dangerous in the first place
Don't need swords lol. Just kick the cunt in the nuts and watch him drop like a sack of shit
less then 10 min @sly jackal
🤣🤣🤣 nice idea
in a fight if i get kicked down there I just keep going
But gotta make them hard too😂
adrenaline is crazy
And these days it not sword fights it's (sword play) otherwise it's an act of war
You would drop
oh trust me, I wont
happens quite often to me
especially in ground fights
That's the thing
I wish when the time comes I will be alive
It's near tho 😂
Today on
or 🧢 
Next 50 years
its fact
Kick to the nuts and uppercut the jaw
Bad bi#ch from tokyo
Guys chech lfg cayo ps
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I've tried katana fighting and oh buddy is that one of the most dangerous things to do in the world and I like using them to cut food and objects
More like 4
then I would be done
the uppercut would do it
Jonny cage backwards
Oh the chat died didn't it
OOF
Who knows
It just joined today
@sly jackal Wadiyatalkinabeet
Seems like someone started watching big lez

ye my friends loved it back then
What is that
It's a sick series
Animated series on yt
about a sasquatch who takes every drug known to man 
The answer to ur question is in the first part of ur question
So about you?

Wth 😂
Indeed 
LOL
It's funna asf espacially with the ausie accent 🤣
Sounds funny
if anyone knows how to do toreador livery glitch pls dm me
Anyone could help, I’ve been unable to invite people into my jobs in GTA online, when I do so it says "blocked" next to their names every single time. Been like that for the past month and it forces me to play alone even more 😐
Glitches aren't allowed here
Hey, @lavish flame It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂
ewww glitches 
True
Ok thanks
Did he type a glitch name?
No, an in game glitch
GTA?
That’s not allowed in this server
Yes
Yeah I read ALL the rules
Omg
Guys!!! There’s a new member with common sense!
finally
No way
You actually
Have common sense
Is this real.
What is the 4th rule? 
Scum😂
Unbelievable

Is it bad I don’t know
- Do not request help with or promote glitches, modding or exploiting Which grant you an advantage
It’s about glitching and modding ain’t it?
Yea smh like that
Yea
Imma see what the 4th rule is. I'm curious #📜┃all-server-info
So you don’t even know
🤣
LMAO
No glitching, modding or exploiting
a mod doesn’t know the servers rules 😂💀
I got it!
I know the rules but got no clue what order they are in 

.
You copied it you muppet😂
Lmao

Yeah I did...
Rule no.1 is: Subscribe to sassy's onlyfans 🤣
Sassy can u kick him for not reading the rules
naw
Already am
ewww

What’s the link?
I'll copy the entire rule list then post it here XD
Yea you don’t have common sense
30 quid?!
That would be a text wall and its a warnable offence lol
Lmao
Yeah ik that's why I'm not doin it
quid is another word for £
Someone charges 100$
She sold her bath water for 40 
💀
Who’d buy that
creeps
Thunder
Will NE did 
What does the average bath water sell for
Nxghtmare 
I can only think of Thunder
😂
I wouldn't jack shit for it 
The number on the water bill
If i was to sell my bath water for 45 quid a bottle, who would buy it?
lol
ur mum just to support u
I um
Would
Captain obvious here

You asked, you got an answer 

No I'm 16
💀
Me 2
No need to lie that hard bud
But have seen a lot more than u think
Huh?
???
Nvm if u don't understand
I keep getting muted in the gta online server for the same reason:sĥitposting
Why are you complaining here?
Well than why do it
XD
I don't do it the staff hate me
Isn’t XD SOOOO old
Yes
And let’s be honest, we still don’t know wtf it means😂
Ur blasphemous
XD
It pretty much mean LOL or lmao or 😂 all in 1
Nope
It’s a laughing face
Yep
X = the eyes, D= the mouth
Rate my gun setup in #📸┃photography-flex
0/10
Smh
I'm dead inside, your just being to much of a CAPTAIN OBVIOUS RN tbh
Bruh
It auto corrected it to that for some reason
Still means that you say it a lot
Alright jesus buddy change your name please its blasphemous
You sure
Auto correct doesn’t do that
Nah it's just suggestions that google give me 
It only does that if you say the word very often
I accidentally click them cause I'm on phone and not my console or comp
Sooooo
It doesn’t just do that



Shush
That sounds weird
Yeah used to and I let my younger brother use my phone so I have to lock certain apps of mine like discord for ex
Shut
False
Up
True
So you admit it?
Banned
What
Huh
Aussie?
Yep
XD what is sleep
What
Man’s awake at 5 am
It's not real
12am is when is normally go to sleep
Real
So you go to bed in the afternoon?
I've been up for 3 days
I’m gonna say it
🧢
💀
Zaza
Deep breaths
I’m gonna
No need to
I have to say it
Count to 10
DAMN IT
Oh for fuck sake
The fucking 100th time today
Can’t help it
That’s probably an understatement
🇳 🇴 🧢
Lmao true
blues are in the lead chat
Blues?
?
Oh
Nah qld
what a fucking try
On top
L
QLD L
NSW L
Oh here we go
lmao
🍿
how tf
Fucking hate nsw qld on top
@swift umbra let's do the one word story
where did that ball go
Nah fr
L opinion
Ur opinion is shit
-_-
I have to do stuff
is this the average brainpower of a QLD fan?
We all know qld is better
in what way
I’m gonna say it again
ZaZa
scoreboard
Not again
Brrrr
Deep breaths
Nah qld
They will clutch
How do I get extra perms
why are they fighting
Skill issue
For fuck sakes
Fr 💀

i decide to watch state of origin
You need to take deep breaths
instead i get a free MMA match
How do u get extra perms
Lmao
?af playing warzone cuz
I’m gonna say it
?afk playing warzone cuzz 🔫
@sly jackal I set your AFK: playing warzone cuzz 🔫
Say it then
He messed up
No
I have to
Don’t
ZaZa
Want weed
???
I will give u if you don’t say
It
Take deep breath’s
1900000 pounds of weed
Skill issue
FUCK
Even after reading all that there is no info about how to obtain extra perms

Guess what
Bro go to role info
Did
I meant go to claim role
Skill issue
And ask the mods

I gotta shit 
Lmao 💀
IM SORRY
if you say skill issue to me I’ll spam in dms 
fuck
💀

shut up
Yes sir
Broooo

It deleted I have to say it
refs wearing a maroon jersey
No don’t
LMAO
ducking hell
It’s true qld on top
Give me 1million in cash in a brief case I won’t say it
no it’s not
count to 10
Who has 1 million
It is
think twice zaza
ZaZa deep breaths
please do now
Ok
Skill issue
FUCK
DAMMIT
Someone needs to get him a therapist
yes, he needs one

then our team decided to smoke crack
But we clutched
darwin nunez
Why is Lester bot down 
Oh no
what the fuck was that
he should’ve caught that
think twice zaza
QLD on top


never

And qld is better
and ur duck shit at spelling
Wasub Wasub
at gobbling balls
Interesting
False
Sum fried duck we talking bout??
sounds like a
Ketchup ketchup
no
Ur mad aren’t you
stfu
skill issue
QLD on top
YES

I’m playing red dead shush
Lmao
what was that
26-18
ZaZa Morgan on the job
as I said; QLD on top
Nup

Tell nsw to stop drinking on the state of origin
Where still gonna win
🤥
i will
i’ll coach them too
Nsw has all the fucked up shit 💀
dipshit
and queensland has you
nsw is only for farmhands
Lmao
NSW
Hi
get a load of this guy
Ur just mad nsw is losing
wether you live in queensland or nsw
if you don’t live in australia
move
because
AUS 🔛🔝
That’s fax
lmao
Qld on top
yea he might've
probably doesn’t even know what that means

queensland on top
Yes sir
a state in austrailia
and what were we talking about
afl
lmao
match between queensland and nsw
state of origin
far away
as far away as your father from you
daamn ikrrr
am i allowed to post the imperial japanese army music
Hmm
yes or no
What
@empty prism
I'd say no , i have no clue
because
it’s the japanese war anthem
and it doesn’t get banned on tiktok
even with how strict the guidelines are
I'd say not worth the risk
war anthem could be political for some
bruh
I mean it is
tell those “some” to grow some balls
just do wut thunder says dont risk it
aus national anthem isn’t political
hey cow! how are you?
ayo
Who is cow
long time no see u
former mod
same where u been
alr
Wsg steak
that's good
no where really

oh good luck
im having my finals this week and next week
I have mine in 3 weeks
earlier
🥘
When I get level 30 and gif perms ima send a gif of Thunder
I can do it rn if you want
Nah all good
oh damn good luck
Goodnight
yeah you too
ty
gn bro
👋

G'nite I'm going to bed at 6:25 am 3 days later
Idk what sleep is
The most delicious steak of my life
india right?
yup
even tho some guys have huskys nd samoyeds in my society
its not good for their health
Hello everyone
what?
sup chicken
i think u should get eng bulldog
hi
@crude iron >>>>
nice pet
@crude iron can speak
end of da discussion
nd can even use discord
I wouldn't call them smart
yeah
well yea that would work
a family member of mine has one, it knocks everything of the tables all the time
wut dog is that?
Retrivers r dumb
just doens't know how big he is
they just look fine
is it the long one?
I’m gonna say it 
with short legs
well they are cute we can ignore the other stuff
im not a dog lover so I love cats
ZAZA
DONT
KEEP CALM
poodle is smart
cats >>>

Hehehe
but they savage
they dont ask for walks
as much as dogs
just pet nd give them nice food
depends on your preference ig
my dogs are trained 
Dogs stop us from being nikocado avocado
Yes
ah those are so cute
my dad used to have german sheperds, they where hell
not to them but to other people
I have two ones a old police dog
is this real chat
The dog is always up my ass cause I smoke weed 
damn
L



I've been seeing this same exact paragraph from the day I joined discord
My dads old one was a ex police too
cute doggo
lmao
And stuff mentioned there happens daily
weed upto 25 g are legal
maybe u do more than it
Fr

Cute fuck
FR
imagine april or someone high power gets their accounts hacked
Thanks
How olds your dog?
I lied
8 more years
29 months?
wtf
unless you have medical car
how does that work
Card*

Idk I’m confused
there must be a loophole
because
Hey
hi
is 29 months
sup meat
@warm folio
einstein been quiet since i was born
I don’t even know if it’s legal or illegal where I live tbh
its 12×2+9
no you are
so 33 months
where u live
which is equal tob29
Pennsylvania
x first
wtf is happening
?

no
madness
my mommy says i’m special
Can anyone with an MOC help me? Need to start a "Work Dispute" mission and save the outfit. 5-10mins max
aussie math dont work too good
no
we are upside down
Well your not lmao
When the bot comes back on my stuff usually gets reset do you know why?
this is wrong chat
you’ve been accused of micro
Hey @lavish flame, These are the PC LFG channels.
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