💬┃gorilla-chat

[nimble gate]

Join

U should

[fiery delta]

ok

[nimble gate]

Maybe u will lose ur virginity

[fiery delta]

nah bro imma be sick

[nimble gate]

[simple iron]

Skill issue

[fiery delta]

lets say they werent clapping their hands

[nimble gate]

[nimble gate]

We know

[fiery delta]

[fiery delta]

😂

[nimble gate]

[fiery delta]

nah bro they are clapping fr

[simple iron]

this guy watches people poop

[nimble gate]

Shush

I don’t tbh

U do

[simple iron]

Is your mom hot?

[fiery delta]

i do it all the time

[nimble gate]

If u join she will say u have a skill issue

[simple iron]

Blud Shutup

[nimble gate]

[fiery delta]

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796024453946802216/1022199296248000533/fly-4.gif

[nimble gate]

Blood*

[simple iron]

Blud

[nimble gate]

Blood*

[fiery delta]

bwud

[nimble gate]

Shut up*

[simple iron]

bitch

[nimble gate]

Not shutup

[fiery delta]

its bwud😒

[nimble gate]

Bitch*

[fiery delta]

not blood or blud

[nimble gate]

No bold

Normal

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-gif-22163421

[sly jackal]

👋

[nimble gate]

Bro

[fiery delta]

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-bun-buns-sex-stroking-gif-14359521

[sly jackal]

Hello

[nimble gate]

I got everything reset

[fiery delta]

watch my link

[nimble gate]

In Lester

[simple iron]

Sausage party

[nimble gate]

Lol

[fiery delta]

yuh

[sly jackal]

I'll bring it up with the staff

[simple iron]

You didn’t own all the businesses lol

[vast nexus]

Does anybody know how can i get my vehicle back it says i can't request it because it's impounded and when I go to pick it up it's not there.

[simple iron]

@sly jackal

[nimble gate]

Check MMI

Mors mutal insurance

[empty prism]

I was here 👀

[upper fractal]

!! Kirkusz#6561 was muted. | No reason given.

[upper fractal]

!! Kirkusz#6561 has been warned. || Asking for mod menus (1)

[simple iron]

You slow bro

[vast nexus]

They don't pick up

[nimble gate]

Have u restarted gta?

[sly jackal]

Sup

[vast nexus]

yeah multiple times i searched in youtube but haven't found a solution

[simple iron]

Lol only pinged cause he was talking about something against the rules

[small atlas]

hello

[sly jackal]

What car did you loose?

[vast nexus]

The mnk

[nimble gate]

His car

[simple iron]

What’s the mnk

[nimble gate]

Mk 2?

[empty prism]

Call your assistant

[sly jackal]

I don't know what that is lol

[vast nexus]

yeah idk why i always put the n

[opal trench]

Anyone tryna play?

[vast nexus]

n

[empty prism]

Tell her to recover

[sly jackal]

Is it not in yo tb?

[nimble gate]

Is it’s mk 2?

[simple iron]

Use lfg Blud

[opal trench]

Oh alr mb

[simple iron]

I like to spam

[nimble gate]

@vast nexus is it???

[empty prism]

Call your assistant to recover it from impound

[nimble gate]

I got muted for that

[vast nexus]

she says there's no cars impounded but i request the 'mk 2' it says it's impounded

[vast nexus]

yeah

[nimble gate]

Fuck the mk 2

[empty prism]

Change session?

[simple iron]

You unlock a chat where you can spam at level 40

[nimble gate]

Oh

[simple iron]

you a long way from 40

[vast nexus]

hey man im just trynna do the heist setups

it's way easier with it

[nimble gate]

Which ones?

Cayo?

[vast nexus]

the diamond casino and cayo perico

[nimble gate]

Buy the sparrow

Sell mk 2

[vast nexus]

already bought both

[nimble gate]

Oh

U better not grief with it

[simple iron]

how much does the mk2 sell for since they made the price higher

[nimble gate]

Even tho it’s shit

[vast nexus]

i always play on private servers

[nimble gate]

Idk

So do I

[agile spade]

Mk2 is generally way more agile

[nimble gate]

Even tho I have the Stromberg mk 2

[simple iron]

I have the faggio mk2

[agile spade]

I have the tractor mk2

[nimble gate]

U op as f

[simple iron]

It takes 700 rockets to destroy it

[nimble gate]

Ye Ik

[agile spade]

No it doesn’t !

Faggio only takes one explosive, as it is not explosive resistant nor proof

[nimble gate]

@fiery delta go muted

[simple iron]

Skill issues

[nimble gate]

[sly jackal]

He's not muted lol

[nimble gate]

He sed he was

[agile spade]

?mute @fiery delta 10 seconds; had to

[sly jackal]

Automod most likely got him

[nimble gate]

Oh

[sly jackal]

Rip bozo

[simple iron]

Bruh the mk2 only sells for 1.2mill

[sly jackal]

If you bought it before the price nerf yeah

[simple iron]

Sadge

[sly jackal]

You only get 80% of what you paid iirc

[topaz lion]

Half

Half the price of modifications + half the price of vehicle

[tawny galleon]

Skillmissue

[sly jackal]

Fairs

[tawny galleon]

• skill issue

[sly jackal]

How u get the dot

[nimble gate]

Why u stealing @simple iron thing that he says

[tawny galleon]

I did a star then a space

[tawny galleon]

• shite

Star then a word

[sly jackal]

• Fuck

👀

[tawny galleon]

• FUCK

[simple iron]

• bitch

[sly jackal]

That will be useful

[nimble gate]

• lol

[tawny galleon]

I just discovered it lol
I didnt mean to put a space

[nimble gate]

• shit

[simple iron]

thunker smells

[nimble gate]

How do u do bold???

[sly jackal]

** on either side

[simple iron]

^

[nimble gate]

ur mum

[simple iron]

Lmao

[sly jackal]

put 2 eitherside

both sides

[sly jackal]

hi

[nimble gate]

How do u underline

[sly jackal]

2 underscores on both sides

[nimble gate]

Free all the mandem

[agile spade]

Someone say a slur

[simple iron]

mommy milkers

[agile spade]

ballZ

[simple iron]

Bitch

[agile spade]

ballZ

[simple iron]

[nimble gate]

BALLZ

lol

[sly jackal]

Stop spamming the same word tho

[sly jackal]

This bruh is better

[simple iron]

[simple iron]

Can I snitch on someone

[sly jackal]

Whom

[simple iron]

Shelby talking about glitches in Lester bot

[sly jackal]

#💰lester

[nimble gate]

No he aint

[unborn skiff]

Can someone help me with my stuff?

[stable relic]

Ask in #🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

or in the LFG channels

[unborn skiff]

Those channels are dead

[gloomy wharf]

[stable relic]

You aren't going to find anyone here. You joined less than 24 hours ago. I suggest you ask in those channels and see if you can make deals with people to help you out

[solar egret]

hello

[simple iron]

To late Blud

[trail summit]

I wish to become an amazing computer genius

Who knew how to make my shitty computer amazing

[swift umbra]

the person who invented them?

[trail summit]

Yes

I wish to be that good with computers

So I could know exactly what the problem with my computer is

[lost schooner]

damn thats sus

guys

[tidal plank]

there are girls in here too yk

[simple iron]

Proof

[tidal plank]

april lmao

[simple iron]

Idk man

[lost schooner]

yes but guys is a general term to speak to a group of people plus like 1% of gta online players are girls

the rest have girl characters but are guys

[simple iron]

That’s me

[tidal plank]

why tho

[simple iron]

[lost schooner]

you sus sir

[sly jackal]

I am male and have a male dude on gta lol

[lost schooner]

🧢

[sly jackal]

I'm a lassy on warzone tho

[lost schooner]

if youre a male, why do you have tits

🤨 riddle me that

[sly jackal]

Thats 2 moles sir

[simple iron]

Ask Thunder

[sly jackal]

I use rose on wz 2.0

[tidal plank]

like most ppl do

[sly jackal]

Yep lol

Could be worse

Could use ranger

[simple iron]

I use default skin

[sly jackal]

Thats ranger

[tidal plank]

but girls rarely use guys as their character

[simple iron]

Damn

[sly jackal]

I have ranger 3 that looks cool but rarely use it

[simple iron]

I’m not a noob at the game tho

[sly jackal]

You should hop on with me and akuma some time

[lavish flame]

Nah

[simple iron]

Who are you Blud

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-awkward-awkward-cat-cat-awkward-gif-24906225

[tidal plank]

he's gonna cry in our dm's 100%

[sly jackal]

I'm waiting for my fan mail

[simple iron]

[sly jackal]

No fan mail

Sassy sad 😭

[simple iron]

@lavish flame why you sleeping cuh

[topaz lion]

Most non feminine men*

[lost schooner]

hm sus

[simple iron]

Gyatt

I’m off today 😔

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-me-trying-to-find-who-asked-spongebob-spunch-bob-gif-22526294

[tender plover]

Yo I wanna do my casino elite challenge in 25 min anyone interested? Silent n Stealthy/target: gold

[tawny galleon]

grab #👉roles first bro

then use lfg

[upper fractal]

@tender plover Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.

[steep tendon]

heyyo

[sly jackal]

Hello

[steep tendon]

im downloading gta5 on pc

[sly jackal]

Nice

[steep tendon]

yep

[sly jackal]

You have any interest in FiveM kinda stuff?

[steep tendon]

maybe

[sly jackal]

I used to be in a few lol

[steep tendon]

lmao

[sly jackal]

I got banned from majority tho

[steep tendon]

theire staff is like the staff from discord lmao

[sly jackal]

like 14yr olds telling you what to do

[steep tendon]

yeah

[sly jackal]

I told em to fuck off and spawn killed the owner

[steep tendon]

i dont care if i get baned cuz i already managed to make friends or ill find a new server

[lavish flame]

Hry

[sly jackal]

I'm alright wbu

I'm still in DOJ but rarely play now

That dude has like 10 FiveM servers

[steep tendon]

i kinda need a friend to play with on gta

cuz i dont wanna grind my new acc alone

[solar egret]

hello

[sly jackal]

Yo alt hows it going lad

[solar egret]

good, wbu?

[karmic crypt]

Does anyone know if you can cheese the current LS Car Meet prize ride?

[sly jackal]

Me and akuma had a decent few games before

[karmic crypt]

Like, making a race for 2 or 3 people

[solar egret]

oh nice, im free for the whole week

so i can play

[sly jackal]

You done any of the missions yet to get the second weapon slot?

[solar egret]

i dont even have mw2😹

just have warzone

[sly jackal]

yh thats what i mean lol

[solar egret]

wait whatt

missions are available on warzone?

[tawny galleon]

Luke’s down for the afternoon
He’s away to Sheffield at 4pm tho

[sly jackal]

on dmz you gotta complete t1 of black lotus for the second weapon slot

[sly jackal]

Sweet

[solar egret]

is that available on warzone

i never pay for games also

[sly jackal]

Yeah lol

It's the dmz missions

[solar egret]

only game ive paid for is gat

gta

[solar egret]

oh right

we can do them tmr

[sly jackal]

You know the insured weapon slot?

[solar egret]

yes

[sly jackal]

You unlock another slot after you do black lotus teir 1 missions

[solar egret]

oh i thought you needed mw2 to do those missions

[sly jackal]

Nah

Only the crown missions are locked behind a pay wall

[solar egret]

oh right

tbh im really excited for xdefiant

warzone 2 is ass

[solar egret]

meh

devs put alot of time into it

but its shit

but ye

[sly jackal]

Tbh wz 1 was the best

[solar egret]

yes

[sly jackal]

Before vanguard

They fucked warzone up when they made it ww2

[solar egret]

😭

[sly jackal]

Don't say that here tho please

[solar egret]

ok sorry

[sly jackal]

But i agree

[solar egret]

wdym

[sly jackal]

They should stop trying to add ww2 into cod

It dosn't work

Makes it shit

[solar egret]

nvm

[sly jackal]

ww2 is shit

[solar egret]

yes

[sly jackal]

ww2 story mode as alright

But when they changed warzone to it I quit lol

[solar egret]

only played it once since my dad plays owns all the cods

[solar egret]

oh right

[sly jackal]

I couldn't use any of my op weapon loadouts 😭

[solar egret]

lmao

the mac 10 or whatever it was so op

[sly jackal]

Yes lol

[solar egret]

zero recoil🥹

[sly jackal]

I used to run the golden M4A1

And ax-50

[solar egret]

oh lol

i used m13

and mac 10

m13 was alright tbh

but i never used it

[sly jackal]

I don't think i used it much tbh

[solar egret]

yeah and later on i decided to use the mac 10 and a sniper

[sly jackal]

Mac 10 was lethal

[solar egret]

fr

[sly jackal]

Got heavily nerfed tho

[solar egret]

yeah

ftac siege in the current warzone is also lethal

i dont have it tho

i dont think u play warzone 2 yes?

[sly jackal]

I play warzone 2

DMZ mode is by far the go to

@tawny galleon U remember that team we wiped then they started crying Oh we were going to leave you alone Bruh you were hard scoping

[tawny galleon]

Ikr 🤣🤣🤣

[acoustic barn]

DMZ the only saving grace for MW2 imo

[sly jackal]

Hard scope me and congrats I now know exactly where you are

Wait.

[solar egret]

used to play dmz all the tine

[sly jackal]

@tawny galleon They were shotting at us

[solar egret]

for my first 100 levels

[tawny galleon]

Yeah that cunt i clapped with the sniper shot me first

[solar egret]

bro i wiped out a whole team with minibak

[sly jackal]

He popped me and i broke 3 plates

[sly jackal]

Think I'm lvl 105 now

[tawny galleon]

I then shafted his partner with the rpk then smacked them🤣🤣

[solar egret]

170 something here

[sly jackal]

Bro I'm still proud of carrying all 5 of your asses

[tawny galleon]

Lol

[tawny galleon]

U carried me all day Saturday stfu

[solar egret]

whats ur xbox gamertag

im level 176

[solar egret]

on wz

[sly jackal]

Geordie9947

[sly jackal]

I carry you 90% of the time

[tawny galleon]

Get fucked naw

[sly jackal]

But its fun tho innit

[tawny galleon]

Definitely

[sly jackal]

We get a good laugh out of it

[tawny galleon]

Oh yeah

[sly jackal]

How tf you were still shooting straight on saturday night i have no clue

[tawny galleon]

Bruh
Idk either

I was still clapping cunts but i couldnt even walk straight to the pisser

💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sly jackal]

Your sniping skills are deffo improving tho

[tawny galleon]

Definitely

[sly jackal]

1 tip is to quick scope instead of hard scope

Hard scoping gives your position away were you can quick scope move and quick scope again

[plain herald]

yo lf cmm hesit to join

[alpine bough]

hey i need help to anyone that can help me with something dm me if your willing to help i need to be able to trust you fr

[upper fractal]

Hey @plain herald, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[sly jackal]

Help with?

[alpine bough]

i want to get the white bp helmet

yeah

[sly jackal]

Bot failed

#1031671872439451729

Ask in there

[alpine bough]

i did i’m jus waitin for a response

[sly jackal]

Alright

You won't find help asking in here tho as it's a general chat

[lost schooner]

hi there

I thought I'd stop by

before yall forget me smh

[sly jackal]

Who is you?

I do not know you

[lost schooner]

yeah ur too new to know me

im so old fr

[sly jackal]

I been here a long time and never saw you in here

Who gave you mod?

Hru anyway

[lost schooner]

👀 uhm

why do you wanna know

fr, theyre such nerds

[sly jackal]

Can you warn me when your at 999

[upper fractal]

Sassy the Sasquatch#0001 has been warned. || when your at 999

[lost schooner]

done bro ez

[sly jackal]

Ty ty

I wanna be his 1000th ms

[lost schooner]

maybe let him ban you as his 1000th ms?

[sly jackal]

Fuck no

[lost schooner]

what u think @lavish flame

[sly jackal]

Imagine if that worked

[lost schooner]

it used to work

for a certain bot

[swift umbra]

I got so scared when I saw that message

[sly jackal]

Should i try?

[swift umbra]

🤣😅

[sly jackal]

@lost schooner You forgot to add points

I am now going to report you to seniors

[lost schooner]

oh no

rude fr

[acoustic barn]

They'd forget, the poor dementia ridden sods

[sly jackal]

[lost schooner]

@elder pumice I wouldnt take that if i were you\

[sly jackal]

Bubba wating a demotion?

[acoustic barn]

I've got remote access to beks Fridge, he won't do a thing to me

[crimson basalt]

TIL the word siamese refers to things from thailand

[elder pumice]

i have nothing on that fridge

[sly jackal]

What mod have you got nothing on?

MrEmoji can demote u

[dense loom]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[trail summit]

San Andreas flight school isn’t bad money wise for beginners

Cuz like even once you’ve gotten gold on a lesson you can replay it to keep getting money

[dense loom]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[trail summit]

I’ve only gotten bronze on two missions

And to be fair, those were a fuckin pain in the ass

I had to land a helicopter on a moving truck

[swift umbra]

I stopped playing after that one

I hated it

[dense loom]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[trail summit]

I got insanely lucky and passed it 6th try with 8 seconds left

[gray sequoia]

I need help with setups

[upper fractal]

Hey @gray sequoia, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[trail summit]

If I could help I would help

[swift umbra]

I tried 80 times but still didn't land it

might return back to them tho as im much better now

[trail summit]

Did you remember to put down your landing gear?

[dense loom]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[swift umbra]

I did, I just couldn't get it on the truck

[hoary brook]

now happy?

i changed my name

got warn for no reason

[trail summit]

Try playing around with your controls?

[swift umbra]

no, just a better pilot

when I tried them i was quite new to the game

[trail summit]

What I did in the beginning was fly in front of the truck, then drop right onto the landing area

[shell agate]

does rank 8000 people know what grass is?

[trail summit]

And it worked well until I realized I didn’t have landing gear out

[trail summit]

Nope

[junior dagger]

hi

[sly jackal]

You didn't get warned bro

[swift umbra]

yes, because they're modded accounts

[trail summit]

Hi

[shell agate]

could be yea

[swift umbra]

a lvl 1000 is more scary than a lvl8000

[junior dagger]

Hru

[swift umbra]

they can only be modded, reaching 8000 legit is impossible in 10 years

[trail summit]

Penis

[shell agate]

anyone play gta atm?

[shell agate]

ikr

[junior dagger]

PENIS??!!??

[shell agate]

Penis

[junior dagger]

Nice PFP man

[shell agate]

Danke

[trail summit]

Unless you forget to sleep, drink 10 red bulls a day, have a diet of McDonald’s, and have no family or friends

[shell agate]

U2

[trail summit]

Then it’s easily possible

[junior dagger]

Say no if I'm sexy man

[shell agate]

no

[junior dagger]

oh

Nvm forgot what I said

[hoary brook]

wait really?

[shell agate]

i just like to say danke xd

[hoary brook]

i got a message

[trail summit]

Können sie etwa deutsch sprechen?

[shell agate]

NO

[hoary brook]

says "GTA server"

and i got warned in it

[junior dagger]

Fairs

[trail summit]

Awww

[shell agate]

xdd

[hoary brook]

this is the gta server im only in i think

[shell agate]

what did u say btw?

[hoary brook]

or im in another one but can't find it

[shell agate]

,

[swift umbra]

still cant be done

[sly jackal]

This is TGG lol

[swift umbra]

idk how long it takes lemme check

[hoary brook]

mb

[sly jackal]

[trail summit]

Can you actually speak German? (Not exact translation, translated in a way that makes sense in English)

[sly jackal]

Mistakes happen bro

[shell agate]

oh ok

[junior dagger]

Can you speak German?

[hoary brook]

[junior dagger]

No

[trail summit]

Ja, und sie?

[junior dagger]

I can speak a bit of Hungarian though

[shell agate]

[hoary brook]

@sly jackal can't wait to get unbanned

[sly jackal]

Speak English please

[hoary brook]

thats english

[sly jackal]

Not you lol

[hoary brook]

LOL

[junior dagger]

Jó napot (good afternoon)

In Hungarian

[hoary brook]

bro english

thats violation

[sly jackal]

Keep chats to english

[junior dagger]

ok

[sly jackal]

Thank you

[hoary brook]

W mod

[junior dagger]

Yes

[hoary brook]

all other mods suck

Sassy is a cool person

[junior dagger]

idk any other ones

[hoary brook]

with W wisdom

[sly jackal]

I am 100% the best mod

fr fr

[hoary brook]

fr

you should be owner

and TGG retire

[junior dagger]

Agreed

[sly jackal]

It's sad because the owner never interacts with his community

[hoary brook]

thats sad

and the admin plays roblox

so its more sad

[sly jackal]

It's like once in a blue moon he'll say some random shit

[hoary brook]

[sly jackal]

He comes in says 1 message and dips

[hoary brook]

xD

[swift umbra]

ok so @trail summit for lvl 8000 you need 1.787.567.850 total rp, so if you can calulate how long that would take in lets say cayo's, you got your awnser

[hoary brook]

sassy you should be atleast an admin

[hoary brook]

30 years

[sly jackal]

Got a long wait for that bro

[junior dagger]

His last message

[hoary brook]

bro why

[trail summit]

Why do you know this

[junior dagger]

Was offering someone a blowjob

[sly jackal]

I only became mod last week lol

[swift umbra]

[hoary brook]

NOO

R.I.P

chip

[swift umbra]

in control agains 10 min of useless gta facts video

[trail summit]

No, this is his last message silly

[naive canyon]

TheMemeCat#2628 was muted. | Pinging Tgg

[hoary brook]

@junior dagger any last words?

[junior dagger]

Wdym

[hoary brook]

you pinged him

by replying

😢

[junior dagger]

No

[hoary brook]

W

W

[junior dagger]

I turned it off

No

[upper fractal]

TheMemeCat#2628 has been warned. || Pinging Tgg (1)

[hoary brook]

GG

[junior dagger]

This pings him

But I didnt

[sly jackal]

Sorry but I had to warn

[hoary brook]

nah

he deserve it

[sly jackal]

Chip you're fine

[junior dagger]

Ty

[hoary brook]

Low IQ

[sly jackal]

You didn't actually ping him

[hoary brook]

i thought he did

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-awkward-awkward-cat-cat-awkward-gif-24906225

@trail summit

[sly jackal]

You see on this reply your name starts with an @ that means you got pinged

[junior dagger]

[hoary brook]

and reply if pings is on

[sly jackal]

This 1 don't have an @ so didn't ping

[hoary brook]

yeah

i thought he had it on

[sly jackal]

Even replying to old messages is playing with fire

1 missclick and you ping him

Then get sent to discord jail

[swift umbra]

I mean does it really matter?

he never even looks in here anyway

[sly jackal]

We gotta follow code lol

[swift umbra]

Ik, ik

just kidding

[shell agate]

u are

[sly jackal]

Anyone pings him gets auto muted and a mod has to warn lol

Automod hasn't figured out how to warn yet

[junior dagger]

[hoary brook]

dude if you stap a serial box

[lavish flame]

hi guys

[hoary brook]

your a serial killer?

[junior dagger]

Woah

[shell agate]

Hey

[swift umbra]

dad joke alert!!!!

[rich ibex]

hello

[hoary brook]

you don't need a parachute to skydive

[sly jackal]

What if the box stabbed me?

[hoary brook]

you need parachute to skydive twice

[hoary brook]

..........

[swift umbra]

but you need one to do it twice i know it

[lavish flame]

how are you blud @sly jackal

[hoary brook]

how does the moon cut its hair

[sly jackal]

Same old same old, doing alright wbu

[hoary brook]

Eclipse it

[sly jackal]

[hoary brook]

how do lemon answers phone

Yellow

[swift umbra]

I got a good one, it about an unemployed person @hoary brook , nevermind it won't work.

[hoary brook]

When a joke becomes a dad joke

when it becomes apparent

what always begins with w and ends with T

[swift umbra]

you didn't get mine then @hoary brook ?

[hoary brook]

correct

[junior dagger]

I get it

[hoary brook]

got it

what kind of doctor is doctor pepper

[swift umbra]

dad joke lvl 99

[hoary brook]

a fizzician

[junior dagger]

🤣

[swift umbra]

ok good one

[hoary brook]

why is diarrhea hiradatery

because it runs in your jeans

[junior dagger]

nahh

[hoary brook]

what generation does forest gump belongs to

GEN A

what do you call a mexican that lost his car

Carlos

[sly jackal]

Poor carlos

[swift umbra]

I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

[hoary brook]

what do you call an alligator that wants to be a detective

An investigator

[swift umbra]

carlost sainz

[hoary brook]

BRO

[swift umbra]

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satisfactory.

[hoary brook]

ᗷᖇO YOᑌ GOT 99 ᒪEᐯEᒪ

@sly jackal

i broke the system

text fancy is calling

[sly jackal]

How did you send soo many caps lol

[hoary brook]

🤓

text fancy welcomes you

I ᒪIKE GTᗩ

ᗪᗩᔕᗪᗩᗪᗩᔕᗪᗩᗯᔕᗪᗩᔕᗪᗩᗯ

[swift umbra]

Dad joke? Here's one: A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

[hoary brook]

ᒍOE

[sly jackal]

We call them pavements lol

[hoary brook]

sassy

[swift umbra]

welcome to the broughy1322 discord server which has a dadjoke command🤣

[hoary brook]

where you from

ohio?

[sly jackal]

UK

[sly jackal]

Fuck no

[swift umbra]

where are you from @hoary brook ?

[hoary brook]

ᗯᗩᗩᗩᗩIT SO YOᑌᖇ ᗷᖇI'ISᕼ?

[sly jackal]

Indeed

[hoary brook]

ᗷᖇᑌᕼ

[swift umbra]

guys I got a really good dadjoke for real

[hoary brook]

SO YOᑌ SᗩY ᗷO'Oᖴ ᗯOᗯᗩ?

[sly jackal]

I'm waiting for the insults now

There it is

[swift umbra]

Why do cows wear bells?

[hoary brook]

bruh

[junior dagger]

Idk

[sly jackal]

We say bottle of wata

I'm geordie/gypsie lol

[hoary brook]

bro you say mate?

bruh

[swift umbra]

Because their horns don't work.

[hoary brook]

big

[swift umbra]

back to back

[sly jackal]

Yeah i say mate

[hoary brook]

nah

i can't say it here

[junior dagger]

I don't get it : (

oh nvm

[swift umbra]

heists

[hoary brook]

@lavish flame

its a bad word

[swift umbra]

oh cmon

[hoary brook]

i can't say it here

Ni3K is telling you fake

bro

he is lying

[junior dagger]

Took me to long

[hoary brook]

the real meaning i will say it with emojis

[swift umbra]

🍇 whats this again @hoary brook ?

[sly jackal]

You run a heist then your friend runs a heist

[hoary brook]

Big 🍑 🇧🇷

[junior dagger]

Indeed

[hoary brook]

now you understand?

[sly jackal]

Dosn't work anymore lol

[swift umbra]

dammit

[sly jackal]

It got removed from banned words

[swift umbra]

why did you remove it?

[junior dagger]

Grape

[swift umbra]

you used to be muted if you said it

[sly jackal]

You just run each others heists

[swift umbra]

I miss the old days

[hoary brook]

🇧🇷 🇲🇽 all latinas countries

are legs

[junior dagger]

hey

[hoary brook]

because they have 🍑 🇧🇷

[sly jackal]

Lets not be racist

[hoary brook]

W countries

ayo

@lavish flame fuck you

[junior dagger]

🍆>🍑

[junior dagger]

Joking

ha

[hoary brook]

🍆 < BIG 🍑 🇧🇷

[junior dagger]

penis can't be defeated

[swift umbra]

im going to bed, got a history and english test tomorrow bye lads

[sly jackal]

It can

[junior dagger]

No

I'm not gay

But

[sly jackal]

Garden shears V penis...Who wins?

[junior dagger]

og

[hoary brook]

infront of a big 🍑 🇧🇷 yes penis will lose

[junior dagger]

You got me there

[sly jackal]

That would fucking hurt like a bitch tho

Nah fuck that

[junior dagger]

imagine

Surely you would die

Because veiny

[sly jackal]

Bruh stop 😭

[junior dagger]

Getting weird now

[hoary brook]

i want to marry a big 🍑 🇧🇷

[sly jackal]

Plot twist: she has a dick

Oh wait

I'm thinking of somewhere alse

i think

[junior dagger]

yes

[sly jackal]

Can't remember the name of the country tho

[hoary brook]

@swift umbra Watch this

Why Thai Girls Are Like A Box Of Chocolates.

[sly jackal]

Thailand thats it

[junior dagger]

Some of them are men

[hoary brook]

You never know which one have nuts

[junior dagger]

they better ones

[sly jackal]

[hoary brook]

[lavish flame]

im alr gang 🙏🙏

@foggy wolf

[tacit vigil]

Do you want some dr.pepper

[sly jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/coca-cola-logo-gif-24560965

[junior dagger]

I have Dr pepper

[tacit vigil]

Dr pepper gta

[junior dagger]

If she is flat or has no cake
Her mother you shall take

-- a very wise man

[hoary brook]

proof

[hoary brook]

Master oogway?

[sly jackal]

Welp, I'm heading off for tonight

cya 👋

[hoary brook]

go if gay

you got no uno reverse

L

[sly jackal]

[hoary brook]

NOOO

[sly jackal]

Get rekt

[hoary brook]

NOW

I CAN'T

SLEEP

[sly jackal]

I'll see you tomorrow

[hoary brook]

im dead already

no sleeping

no eating

only infront of my pc

take this

the straight reverse

yours is gay

because its rainbow

[pine ore]

Wtf

[woeful flicker]

I give up on crews i requested for a black list I can’t do it

[hoary brook]

who

[woeful flicker]

?

[hoary brook]

who gives a single fuck

bro you think we care?

[woeful flicker]

No

You wanker

[hoary brook]

this is not problems server

this is trolly

server

[woeful flicker]

A trolly o will burn ur fucking wart ass in

I will

[hoary brook]

gay

[woeful flicker]

Wanker

[hoary brook]

• we troll moderated names more

[woeful flicker]

Pedophile you are

[hoary brook]

wow

how did you know

[woeful flicker]

Ur basement

[hoary brook]

i got 32 kids in it

[acoustic barn]

I've hacked into his ceiling fan

[upper fractal]

Sassy the Sasquatch is AFK: 💤 Sleeping 💤 - 7 minutes ago

[woeful flicker]

49

[hoary brook]

wait

[woeful flicker]

And more coming

[hoary brook]

how did you get into my house

[woeful flicker]

(;

[hoary brook]

bro im in my room door closed

gg

you can't reach me

[woeful flicker]

Im gonna piss some grief’s

[hoary brook]

wait

why there is a noice in my closet

YOUR

[woeful flicker]

It’s pademe

[hoary brook]

MY

UNCLE

[woeful flicker]

Gg

[hoary brook]

clap harder daddy

my uncle suck mines everyday

GG

ITS TIME

[keen condor]

im really confused lol

[shell agate]

GUys

i need 1 more guy for setup

humane raid setup 4

[upper fractal]

Hey @shell agate, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[shell agate]

thx

[pine ore]

Hello

[near patrol]

Hello

[pine ore]

How are you?

[near patrol]

I'm alright

Not bad not great

Decent

Wbu

[pine ore]

Decent

Just like you lol

[near patrol]

How fun

What makes u decent

[tiny tapir]

anyone on Xbox new gen i have cayo and casino heist ready to go

[pine ore]

Ehh I got class and I have to do a essay

[near patrol]

#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[coral sphinx]

Anyone on ps4 wanna do cayo final with me

[near patrol]

#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4

[near patrol]

How long is the essay?

[pine ore]

Long

[coral sphinx]

Anyone on Xbox

[near patrol]

Is it a word document? PowerPoint presentation?

[near patrol]

Nope

[pine ore]

Word

[near patrol]

What's the essay about?

[pine ore]

It’s about solar expectations or something like that

[near patrol]

Ah

Must be fun

[pine ore]

It’s not 😞

[junior dagger]

I m back

😎😎

[near patrol]

I feel u

I'm over n done with assignments for now

No more for another 3-4 months

[junior dagger]

sick

[near patrol]

Ikr

[junior dagger]

epik

[pine ore]

Lmao lucky

[near patrol]

Lucky for now yeah

[proud heath]

childish modders are funny

I was going to the battle goods (car in a parking lot) and he tp'd to it....then offered me it but I just flew away and got a new session. Then my game was crashed twice lol. The butthurt is real lol

Guess I'm playing something else for now haha

[trail summit]

YOOO!!!

I just got gifted 100k

Cuz I did stash houses

That means I’ve made $200,000 today!!

[proud heath]

shiny

[trail summit]

Yeah!

Today is going well

[near patrol]

Nice

[proud heath]

I'd offer a 50/50 on a cayo to you but...my game won't be there for long enough lel

[trail summit]

I cant wait to own a kosatka

[proud heath]

they need to sort that for GTA 6

[trail summit]

My potato pc sadly crashes whenever I do a heist with someone else 😔 that’s why I’m so happy over just 200k

[proud heath]

literally the most unstable game as far as cheaters are concerned

[proud heath]

got acid lab?

[near patrol]

Do freemode jobs

Such as vipwork

Mc challenges

Client jobs

Etc

[trail summit]

Nope, too broke.

[trail summit]

Yes I’m doing those as well.

[proud heath]

you can still get it for free?

[near patrol]

Nice

[trail summit]

No it costs to get acid lab installed

[proud heath]

first dose missions gets you it for free?

upgrades cost money

[trail summit]

You get the vehicle for free

Installing the acid lab costs money

[proud heath]

worth it though

easiest sell missions in the world

[trail summit]

I only have 473k

I’m saving for kosatka

[proud heath]

send me a SC invite and I'll help you another day when modders aren't crashing me

misc2008

[trail summit]

If I do anything wth other people like heists or missions there’s a 99.9% chance my shit computer will crash

If it doesn’t crash immediately, it will crash a few minutes later

[proud heath]

even MC sells?

[trail summit]

Don’t have mc

[proud heath]

I do

[trail summit]

I have the ceo thingies

I swear to god

I was trying to do a stash house

And to save time I threw down a Grenada

My fucking of crashed

[steep tendon]

im new to gts online

[winged nest]

Bit late mate

[steep tendon]

why

[winged nest]

It’s 9 years old

Lmao

[sudden meadow]

I need help with the diamond casino anyone up to help

[steep tendon]

"online"

[trail summit]

I also just started in may

[steep tendon]

i mean on pc

i olplayed it alot.on ps5

ps4*

startes on ps4

[winged nest]

Ur kinda late then

[winged nest]

When did u start playing

[steep tendon]

2018

too late

but

[trail summit]

And? It’s still fun, doesn’t matter what time I started play

[winged nest]

Nah 2018 isn’t late if it was like less then a year then ye too late

[winged nest]

Kinda does since gta 6 will probs be released in a year

[trail summit]

So? New gta doesn’t mean I have to stop playing gta online

[agile spade]

I cant imagine starting anew on gta right now tbh must be so weird

[winged nest]

Fr

[sudden meadow]

I started anew

[agile spade]

In todays gta online i mean

[sudden meadow]

Yes

[winged nest]

If ur starting out now there’s no point imo

[sudden meadow]

I started 2 weeks ago

[agile spade]

Unlucky init

[trail summit]

Why?

It’s still fun for me

[sudden meadow]

Any way i need help the the diamond casino and I can’t do it alone

[trail summit]

And you cannot at all convince me that every single person who plays gta online in existence will just abandon this game

[empty prism]

👀

[sudden meadow]

I’m still on the setups though

[upper fractal]

Hey @sudden meadow, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[winged nest]

They will when gta 6 releases trust me

[trail summit]

Nope

[steep tendon]

why is on xbox layout only

[trail summit]

For example, people still play battlefield bad company even though it released like 15 years ago

[steep tendon]

i cant change to playstation

[winged nest]

Not as much as gta online players tho

It kept getting updates which is why people come back to the game every summer and December because a new update comes out

[pastel spruce]

Wagwan generals

[winged nest]

I’m pretty much just grinding to 1 billion then I’ll probs stop playing so much

Games kinda dead ino

Imo

Since I have everything

[empty prism]

Hmm

[agile spade]

I see ur point

but for gta 6 it would be diffetent cos its a but like fifa

why grind on a game when theres a newer one out rn