💬┃gorilla-chat

[edgy mango]

No

[simple iron]

[edgy mango]

That isnt allowed here

[carmine viper]

I am not able to play gta online because i don't have ps plus😥

[edgy mango]

ok

then get ps plus

[simple iron]

Skill issue

[carmine viper]

I don't have money

[edgy mango]

then get money

[simple iron]

Another skill issue

[carmine viper]

I don't have any income

[edgy mango]

then get income

[simple iron]

[edgy mango]

Get a job, sell stuff you dont need

[faint pewter]

Would be cool, if the server level system displayed next to our names like the blue gta globe and the number of our level. And each time we level up the name badge changes to the next level

[empty prism]

how are you planning to have it

[surreal ravine]

why im giving 2 grand to move my own sub , like im the one who is even drivging , makes no sense

[empty prism]

yeah

[surreal ravine]

sadge

[empty prism]

yea

[simple iron]

no

[empty prism]

yes

[tired agate]

anyone tryna run some gta?

[upper fractal]

Shaan Satyajit#0839 was banned. | selling services

Hey @tired agate, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[empty prism]

try there

[opal stream]

How do you get counting god

[simple iron]

Count

[opal stream]

Where and how much

[simple iron]

Idk

[opal stream]

[sly jackal]

It's only for people who win the event

[empty prism]

its not live right now

@sly jackal

[sly jackal]

Sup

[empty prism]

Not much

Just chilling

Wbu

[sly jackal]

Do you like my jellyfish fact

[empty prism]

I didn't see it yet

[swift umbra]

quite interesting actually

[deft vector]

Me screenshoting the fuckshit that happens in this channel

[empty prism]

Lol

[empty prism]

[marble osprey]

fuck this country

people in malta are so nice

everyone here is depressed

i wanna go back

[empty prism]

Which country

Are you in rn

[deft vector]

Must be far Eastern

He plays Dota

[sly jackal]

@tawny galleon Warzone later?

[tawny galleon]

Aye

[sly jackal]

Sweet

[tawny galleon]

L

What a muppet
Stop trying🤣🤣🤣

[sly jackal]

he getting banned

[tawny galleon]

Sucker

[sacred prism]

Does anyone wanna play gta

[upper fractal]

Hey @sacred prism, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[sly jackal]

Done

[edgy mango]

smh

[sly jackal]

Bro got yeeted outta here

[edgy mango]

No

sassy the slowpoke

[sly jackal]

Wum slow

[empty prism]

Who

[sly jackal]

I don't see any other mods tryna ban him

[edgy mango]

I do

i see like 13

True

[sly jackal]

What link?

[edgy mango]

The links he sent in here

[sly jackal]

It got auto deleted

[edgy mango]

No they werent

[empty prism]

One was remaining

[tawny galleon]

One didnt

[empty prism]

They were

[sly jackal]

Coulda told me 👀

[edgy mango]

I saw one on my screen

[empty prism]

Yes

[edgy mango]

and i dont use plugins

[empty prism]

And the remaining 69 were deleted

[sly jackal]

For some reason I was tryna grab his id by with the slpit second before it was deleted

[sly jackal]

Noone said you did lol

Stixz 100% uses plugins tho

[empty prism]

👀

[tawny galleon]

We did💀

[sly jackal]

No ya didn't

[tawny galleon]

Dms

[sly jackal]

Done

[tawny galleon]

Belta

[empty prism]

[tawny galleon]

Whay

*why

[edgy mango]

Wheres the proof

[sly jackal]

How do you charge your phone? If you don't plug it in

[empty prism]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-classified-level6-authorization-gif-7997618

[simple iron]

Sticky man cheated on thunder

[edgy mango]

put the cable in the phone

[tawny galleon]

Cap

[empty prism]

No shit sherlock

[sly jackal]

And plug it into the socket

[empty prism]

I thought you put your dick in the charging socket

[edgy mango]

*inject it into the socket

[empty prism]

Because it's the same size

[simple iron]

[edgy mango]

just like how i will inject mine into your mom

[sly jackal]

Are we not soposed to do that?

[tawny galleon]

No

[sly jackal]

Zaza where u been bro

[simple iron]

Smoking

[spice tulip]

I need one more person for PC prison break finale

[upper fractal]

Hey @spice tulip, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[spice tulip]

they are all dead

[empty prism]

Aren't you a minor

[spice tulip]

...

[simple iron]

Skill issue

[sly jackal]

Someone will get back to you just have a little patience

[edgy mango]

its called sarcasm

[simple iron]

LMAO

[edgy mango]

just like your exercise

[sly jackal]

👀

[empty prism]

Go study lil bro

[simple iron]

You are bek on a alt

[edgy mango]

Go exercise fat bro

[empty prism]

Nty

[sly jackal]

Too much effort

[tawny galleon]

better chance than here 4 an answer

[edgy mango]

Thunder can roll around like a gym ball

[sly jackal]

Thats a flex tho

Means he can roll arround and not hurt his legs by walking

[empty prism]

Hi ex community helper

[sly jackal]

[swift umbra]

🤣

[empty prism]

@acoustic barn W

[edgy mango]

I lost half a tonne due to that demotion

[simple iron]

I eat shrimp

[empty prism]

Ok and?

[acoustic barn]

@empty prism L

[simple iron]

Duck you

[edgy mango]

I eat ducks

[empty prism]

[edgy mango]

And duck soup

[empty prism]

Duck soup is duck urine

[simple iron]

Hmmm how do you know

[edgy mango]

I have sweet and sour duck soup

[empty prism]

Classified

[simple iron]

🤔🤔🤔

[edgy mango]

He had duck piss in his mouth

[simple iron]

[empty prism]

?av @edgy mango

[upper fractal]

stixz#6749

Server Avatar

[empty prism]

Ugly af

[edgy mango]

just like you!

[empty prism]

Eww

[edgy mango]

people when they see you

[empty prism]

Your plain black pfp was better

Atleast you didn't look ugly

[sly jackal]

?av @sly jackal

[upper fractal]

Sassy the Sasquatch#0001

Server Avatar

[edgy mango]

i dont care!!! its a tribute

[sly jackal]

I forgot that was a thing lol

[tawny galleon]

L

[swift umbra]

a sasquatch smoking smth, face reveal from sassy!

[lavish flame]

Are paintings better or money in cayo

[tawny galleon]

paintings

only need 2 for a full bag

cash is 4 stacks needed

[lavish flame]

So paintings give more money?

[modern jay]

Hello

[lavish flame]

Then cash

[nocturne coyote]

yes

[lavish flame]

Thx

My Brother from other country

[modern jay]

I mistakey picked silent and sneaky for the casino heist now i am not able to do it please can somebody help

?

[edgy mango]

#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox

[tawny galleon]

open a ticket

[upper fractal]

Hey @split dune, do you have an issue related to the server? Go to #📁〢support／report and react on the 📨 to create a support ticket.

[sly jackal]

Please don't call people out in chats

[pine ore]

?av @pine ore

Ofc I can’t do it

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160

[pine ore]

Thank you for not saying it

[simple iron]

Skill issue

[sly jackal]

?av @pine ore

[upper fractal]

H͇̫̞ A̵̓̓ C͍͉̦ K͙͙͜ Ǝ R⃨ ₭#1190

Server Avatar

[sly jackal]

Bro looks possessed

[pine ore]

Lmao

[simple iron]

Very ugly @pine ore

[pine ore]

Smh

Very hot you mean

[simple iron]

No

mine is hot

[lavish flame]

🐄

[fierce inlet]

lol

[near patrol]

The fuck is that

[hollow slate]

Im bout to bust

[simple iron]

Wtf

[sly jackal]

@tawny galleon

[simple iron]

We should make a day where we all get to make fun of Thunder 😊

[sly jackal]

@tawny galleon Get yo silly ass on warzone

[tawny galleon]

Gies a fucking minute then

[sly jackal]

I'll be in sassy's corner

[simple iron]

[tawny galleon]

🤣

[sly jackal]

Only privileged people get access to my corner

[tawny galleon]

[lilac marlin]

hi

[edgy mango]

everyday!

[edgy mango]

im privileged in your secret society

[acoustic barn]

So everyday?

[simple iron]

Agreed

[acoustic barn]

8 mods on yet none of them are useful

shame..

[edgy mango]

You should tell all of them that

[simple iron]

@empty prism you stink

[acoustic barn]

I will

and I have

[edgy mango]

do it again!

[edgy mango]

Tell them again

they said they need to get your message into their head

[acoustic barn]

calm down little generic user

I'm a community helper so I know how to do my job correctly

I help the community by making the mod team be better

[near patrol]

Right

[edgy mango]

You also have a bit of a weight problem

i managed to lose all my fat when i got demoted

[acoustic barn]

I'm only 446kg

Not too bad

[edgy mango]

nikocado avocado v2 😭

[edgy mango]

You will get fatter the longer youre ch for!

[simple iron]

[sly jackal]

@tawny galleon Going for a smoke brb

[tawny galleon]

Aye aye

[acoustic barn]

I was going through some serious health issues when I kept getting the role removed

Its real out here in discordia

[edgy mango]

poor you

[fluid wyvern]

Nah poor u tbh

[sly jackal]

@tawny galleon Smoke time

[edgy mango]

How so

[tawny galleon]

bet imma make a pot noodle

[sly jackal]

Fat FUCK

[tawny galleon]

fuck off

[pine ore]

I love noodle’s

[empty prism]

Did you do the tutorial?

I'm outside rn

[simple iron]

Thunder outside 🤯

[fluid wyvern]

Idk

u tell me

[acoustic barn]

By outside he means he's just opened a window in his room and is looking out of it

[trail summit]

Guess who’s back

[timber sorrel]

How can i activate weeny issi boost

[trail summit]

Hellooooo tgg server

[simple iron]

You came back when no one’s active

[trail summit]

Yea lol

I just woke

[timber sorrel]

Im active

[trail summit]

I might go onto gta online to make a quick 100,000 then come back here

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/nordenson-gif-19287964

[trail summit]

Ok

Ahhh my life is now shattered into pieces

Because zaza didn’t ask

🤯

[simple iron]

Sad 😔😔😔

[trail summit]

So sad

[lavish flame]

YO

[trail summit]

Hi

It says you’re a scammer

👎👎👎

[lavish flame]

ii

[trail summit]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-thiago-mad-angry-fist-emoji-gif-17761307

Fuck forgot about that

[edgy mango]

how do i when i dont know what you mean

i cant read your mind

[somber fable]

Yo

[elder pumice]

i feel funny rn

chugged a whole bottle of budweiser

autocorrect saving me

[swift field]

Yo

Mah account was created 3 years ago and a few days

[edgy mango]

I bet you were almost gonna say budweiner

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[remote vessel]

Hi

[swift field]

Yo what causes a boner ?

[trail summit]

Shhhh

They’ll never find out

[simple iron]

Hot oily women

I saw that @trail summit

[trail summit]

No

Saw what?

[swift field]

Nah dawg i get it while playing war thunder 💀🗿

[trail summit]

Tf

[simple iron]

I leaked war thunder documents

[swift field]

Thats why im asking

[trail summit]

What grade are you in

How old are you

[swift field]

11

17

[trail summit]

What

And you don’t know what makes it a stick

[swift field]

Grade 11

17 yo

I wanted a biological explanation

[trail summit]

Aight man I don’t wanna explain this

Google was invented for a reason

[swift field]

An erection begins with sensory and mental stimulation in your brain. Your brain sends messages to your penis via your nerves. Essentially, these messages tell the muscles of your corpora cavernosa (this contains the sponge-like material) to relax, allowing blood to flow in and fill the open spaces.

[tawny galleon]

hormones

[simple iron]

NSFW talk banned

[swift field]

We talking biology and not NSFW

[simple iron]

I was joking smh

[swift field]

What is smh?

[sly jackal]

[tawny galleon]

shut mums hole

[simple iron]

Lol

[swift field]

Lol

[lost schooner]

Omg no way its zaza

[sly jackal]

Looks like I'm not quitting now

[lost schooner]

@simple iron u saved sassys life

he cant live without his mod role

[sly jackal]

You saved my mod role

[simple iron]

Huh

[lost schooner]

which is like life for you 👀

[lost schooner]

wsp

[simple iron]

My brain is already fried

[tawny galleon]

L

[lost schooner]

both of you is lvl 40

damn

no life

imagine

[sly jackal]

im not 40

[simple iron]

You level 40 also

Shush

[lost schooner]

yes but uhm

im much more gangster

[simple iron]

Thunder is like level 60

No life

[lost schooner]

try lvl 70

[simple iron]

@empty prism touch grass

[lost schooner]

yes @empty prism touch @coral plover

[sly jackal]

[simple iron]

Pinging random people demoted

[swift umbra]

How? Can’t fit trough the door probably

[fluid coral]

sup

[sly jackal]

[simple iron]

Damn

[fluid coral]

hey grandsons

[tawny galleon]

shut it

[lost schooner]

hmm never

[tawny galleon]

im mosdt likely older than u

[simple iron]

Guess what there’s a bug on your phone

[sly jackal]

same here lad

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796024453946802216/1022199296248000533/fly-4.gif

[tawny galleon]

hahahaha

bet he ios 12

[sly jackal]

I call him terry

[simple iron]

Terry the bug

[sly jackal]

He is now the new mascot of TGG

[sly jackal]

[swift umbra]

🤣

[tawny galleon]

🚱

[swift umbra]

F that gorilla, bugs the new mascot

[fluid coral]

sup

[fluid coral]

boring...

[simple iron]

The bug is better than tgg

[tawny galleon]

like u

[swift umbra]

True

[simple iron]

@empty prism speak

[tawny galleon]

neinb

[dim dome]

stfu kid

[simple iron]

@sly jackal

[tawny galleon]

fuck off

[tawny galleon]

imagine being kicked coz an inappropriate name hahah loser

[sly jackal]

@tawny galleon You mute and deaf?

[tawny galleon]

oh hold on

[sly jackal]

lol

[tawny galleon]

speak

wtf gone oan

[sly jackal]

can u hear me?

[tawny galleon]

my xbox is doing a spaz attack

hahahahahhahahaha

[sly jackal]

can;t hear shit now

[tawny galleon]

gies a minute
my xvbox is being a mong

[empty prism]

👀

[tawny galleon]

fs#

[empty prism]

Whoch bitch ponged moi

[tawny galleon]

stfu u

[empty prism]

[tawny galleon]

@sly jackal imma need to fucking switch it off hahaha

[simple iron]

Hmmmm

Wasn’t me

[sly jackal]

@empty prism

[tawny galleon]

@empty prism

[simple iron]

@empty prism

Thunker

[sly jackal]

Akuma u fixed ya shit yet?

[orchid onyx]

@tawny galleon you muted me for racism?

[tawny galleon]

no

[sly jackal]

Akuma isn't mod lol

[tawny galleon]

i aint a mod hahahaha

[marsh ocean]

demote @tawny galleon

[simple iron]

I leaked Coca-Cola ingredients

[tawny galleon]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[orchid onyx]

So it was @empty prism

[simple iron]

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/based-gif-20972535

[tawny galleon]

id change ur name too

[lost schooner]

[sly jackal]

We can't disclose that here

[simple iron]

#💎┃memes／media I can’t read cursive cause I’m dumb

[orchid onyx]

I dmed him he didn’t respond

I’m confused I didn’ say or do any thing racist

[orchid onyx]

I would take that rip out my profile

[simple iron]

I didn’t know you got muted lol

[orchid onyx]

They said I was being racist

[simple iron]

Idk last thing I remember we was arguing then you went quiet lol

[sly jackal]

If you believe that your warning was not fair please open a ticket via #📁〢support／report. Complaining about it in here won't help

[orchid onyx]

Too late

I got muted for 6h

[simple iron]

[orchid onyx]

But I just wanna know what was racist

[orchid onyx]

Your the one that sent the n word and shamed iraq and saddam hussain in dms

[lost schooner]

you

[simple iron]

I literally didn’t wtf

[lost schooner]

@simple iron losing cool points bro

[orchid onyx]

I wasn’t racist and I didn’t even bring racism into the argument

[simple iron]

I went to sleep after we stopped arguing 🤣

[lost schooner]

idk where this was so dont ask me lol

[sly jackal]

As i said open a ticket via #📁〢support／report

This is not the correct place to complain about it

[lost schooner]

guys, we all love cheetos nibb-it's right??

[simple iron]

totally

[orchid onyx]

That mute was for no reason.

[sly jackal]

We don't have them here 👀

[orchid onyx]

Where u fr9m

[sly jackal]

You can report mods/Unfair warns

[slender inlet]

Yo anyone doing time pass with hiets ?lmme know

[upper fractal]

Hey @slender inlet, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[orchid onyx]

Idk who muted me

[sly jackal]

Open a ticket and we will tell you

[simple iron]

Cheeto puffs better

[lost schooner]

excuse me, you dont have cheetos????

[sly jackal]

nope

[tawny galleon]

yes

[lost schooner]

im so sorry, are you alright?

[simple iron]

no he’s not

[lost schooner]

cheetos cheese puffs are also great

[simple iron]

I eat them after I’m high

[lost schooner]

eating cheetos is much better than getting high

[simple iron]

Also I think someone is scamming it says something about roulette in #💎┃memes／media

He post it in different channels

[trail summit]

No it’s not

[tawny galleon]

L

[jagged wraith]

[pine ore]

Guys a door just slammed shut and I’m home alone and it’s 12am

Oh nvm it was me

Mb

[simple iron]

[empty prism]

Cheap thrills?

[simple iron]

Have fun with the files Blud

[weary arrow]

yeah bud

[simple iron]

If you get swatted blame sassy

[trail summit]

I have purchased one of them organization ceo building thingies

[simple iron]

Ceo office?

[trail summit]

And then I had to get a cargo warehouse because the car thingy was too expensive☹️

[trail summit]

Yeah that one

Then my computer fucking DIED

not battery

[simple iron]

Skill issue

[trail summit]

Just killed itself

It’s the worst $3000 computer in the history of bad computers

[simple iron]

A laptop?

[lost schooner]

yes it is, dont be a dumbass

[trail summit]

Yes

But it’s supposed to be a really fucking good one

[simple iron]

Who tf spends that on a laptop

[trail summit]

But

[trail summit]

Unpopular opinion: I prefer laptop

[simple iron]

My pc only cost 1500 runs every game perfectly

3k tho

[trail summit]

Ok maybe I should’ve gotten a pc

[simple iron]

Mines a pre built

[trail summit]

Btw it runs elder scrolls online PERFECTLY

But not gta online

[simple iron]

Skill issue

[trail summit]

Real

[orchid onyx]

These mods are good for nothing

No straight answer to anything

[empty prism]

Cute

[simple iron]

Moderated name imagine

[orchid onyx]

They changed my cuz it was controversial?

[mental laurel]

Does anyone wanna play with me? I’m bored. (Xbox)

[upper fractal]

Hey @mental laurel, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[orchid onyx]

Asked who it was and why and proof

[mental laurel]

Thx bot

[orchid onyx]

No answer

[lost schooner]

we cant tell u who it was

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796024453946802216/1022199296248000533/fly-4.gif

[lost schooner]

but if you want you can blame me

[empty prism]

Very heart touching

[lost schooner]

idm

[orchid onyx]

I think it was thunder

[queen drift]

Yoooooo

[empty prism]

I also think it was thunder

[simple iron]

Most likely

[lost schooner]

I also think it was thunder

[simple iron]

Thunker

[lost schooner]

[orchid onyx]

And they said I can’t appeal for 4 weeks

[nocturne coyote]

prob thunder

[simple iron]

Definitely thunder

[orchid onyx]

Common thunder L

[simple iron]

Common thunder W

[dusk abyss]

Guys

[simple iron]

[lost schooner]

despite thunder being quite smelly I must admit he is a very skilled moderator

[empty prism]

That's the code, you should have patience, why are you in a rush to appeal 3 points when you have 5 left

[simple iron]

[empty prism]

[lost schooner]

[dusk abyss]

Is there a chat for setups

[lost schooner]

gotta show some love sometimes yk

[orchid onyx]

For the future

[nocturne coyote]

lfg

[empty prism]

Yeah in the same channels as the heists

[simple iron]

I think you gonna say something and get banned in the future

[dusk abyss]

Ok thanks

[orchid onyx]

It was dumb and a mistake

[empty prism]

You wish

[orchid onyx]

I wasn’t racist

I’m Muslim

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-gif-26050971

[empty prism]

What logic is that 💀

[orchid onyx]

No I’m saying I’m not racist

[simple iron]

Thunder on here 24/7

[orchid onyx]

Probably

[empty prism]

[orchid onyx]

Thunder jus a npc

Here 24/7

[empty prism]

I'm free 24/7

Any problem?

[simple iron]

Not all the time but only on week days and when I’m done work

[empty prism]

I know

Yeah

[orchid onyx]

Go run some errands

[simple iron]

[empty prism]

No thank you sir

[lost schooner]

well it is not as easy as people think

how would you know

I'm not saying its super hard dont get me wrong but im saying its not as easy sometimes, youll deal with angry ppl n such

[simple iron]

I’m a criminal

[lost schooner]

so are we the cops here?

[simple iron]

Thunder is a fed

I shouldn’t have leaked those files to Thunder

Fuck

[lost schooner]

true

but idm I usually say "get rekt bozo"

[simple iron]

It was government files but old ones we aren’t supposed to see 😭

Let me check idk if they real tho

[lost schooner]

I do but the ones that are my actual friends online dont break rules

so I dont rlly have to punish em

that or they arent here

[simple iron]

I might have leaked Coca-Cola ingredients in this server

Thunder hates cats

[plain inlet]

Guhhh?

[simple iron]

Guhhhhhh

[lost schooner]

not really I have got 0 warns in here

and I have some friends that chat here like only sometimes but still they have got 0 warns

[simple iron]

Not fair

[lost schooner]

ive been here a couple months and before I got mod I had 0 warns

mhm

but still

not true, i bet Ive got more warns than u

[carmine kindle]

Anyone please give me a gta money drop

[plain herald]

I give up with CMM nobody is active, anybody who is ACTIVE and a PRO can join cmm and help me do it!?

no

[simple iron]

Delete the game

Mute

[plain herald]

why cant i post a forum

[simple iron]

🤯

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-awkward-awkward-cat-cat-awkward-gif-24906225

[plain herald]

L anime pfp

[lavish flame]

Guys wassup I'm not think I just rejected by

[simple iron]

[plain herald]

no shit

[simple iron]

Scammer

[trail summit]

Man I really wish my computer became as good as it’s supposed to be

[simple iron]

Shush

[plain herald]

Ive been on here longer than you

[simple iron]

Ok and?

[trail summit]

At least I’m not a sex offender 🤷‍♂️

[plain herald]

wtf?

[trail summit]

Yeah I know

I know what you did

[simple iron]

🤯

[trail summit]

Dutchhhhh

Hiiii

[simple iron]

WAKE UP

[trail summit]

Good for you

👍👍👍👍👍👍

[simple iron]

No this is a dream

[plain herald]

weird ass mf

[trail summit]

[simple iron]

Shush peasant

[trail summit]

I don’t wanna

[simple iron]

I will unsubscribe

[trail summit]

Nooooo

Aight im working on a presentation on inflation

Ima send a pic of it in #💎┃memes／media

[native garnet]

looking for a partner

[empty prism]

👀

[simple iron]

Ugly

[trail summit]

😭

[native garnet]

oh

[trail summit]

But my memes are comedic

[simple iron]

I only watch weed hub

[native garnet]

ty

[simple iron]

@lavish flame stop eating

Lazy ass mf

[swift umbra]

why don't new members have to go trough the lfg channels first before they can talk, so they know where to ask things

[trail summit]

Lol neither have I

[queen drift]

Hello

[simple iron]

You stink @empty prism

[swift umbra]

I remember that

[empty prism]

Are you desperate for a ban

[swift umbra]

then why are idiots asking it here?

[empty prism]

[elder pumice]

never denied he's not new

[swift umbra]

specially stupid you mean

I mean its one of the first things you see when you enter this discord: #📃server-info

[elder pumice]

average gta player has the iq of a monkey

[swift umbra]

no, that'd be disrespectful to monkeys

[simple iron]

I don’t play so is mine high?

[swift umbra]

I mean when you're asking for help with cayo's in #🏎┃vehicle-flex you can't be saved anymore

[elder pumice]

even crows do that to some extent

[tawny galleon]

A monkey has higher iq

[simple iron]

Smart monke

[elder pumice]

the average gta player is dumber than a crow

and crows have the iq of 8 yr olds

[simple iron]

Gorillas are strong

[tawny galleon]

The average gta player is dumber than a sloth

[swift umbra]

can't you make it so when Dyno sees someone asking for help with a mission/heist outside of the lfg that they get the 'idiot' role or smth?

[tawny galleon]

YES

THIS

[elder pumice]

i watched guardians of the galaxy vol 3 today

best mcu movie out of phase 4

dumbass

[simple iron]

I’m a turtle

🐢

[tawny galleon]

Ur nan

[simple iron]

@lavish flame is this true

[swift umbra]

hes american you moron

[simple iron]

Ik

[swift umbra]

im dutch and yes, he's correct

[simple iron]

Stupid

Toxic

Mute

[swift umbra]

true

I mean humans origin from apes so they aint stupid at all

[elder pumice]

apes are cousins of monkeys

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-monkeys-grooves-moves-gif-16353493

[swift umbra]

you don't do tto?

[simple iron]

I want a pet monke

[swift umbra]

I couldn't do it, was no school in my area that was too

[elder pumice]

the reason humans evolved to have extremely high intelligence is because of their physical inferiority

[simple iron]

Hate spiders

[swift umbra]

only british school and that is 10k a year @lavish flame

[simple iron]

[lavish flame]

Yo

[simple iron]

If only monkeys can talk would be cool

[lavish flame]

Yeah

[agile spade]

Frl

not discord mods but yeah

[swift umbra]

impossible

[simple iron]

Mods don’t have stamina

[elder pumice]

yes we are evolved to have high endurance

but if we compare our physical stats, we are generally weak

[swift umbra]

can't be worse than me tho

[simple iron]

I can still run

[agile spade]

I would say our superpower is advanced communication tbh

[elder pumice]

but our intelligence compensates it to become the most developed species

[swift umbra]

depends who it is ofc, dont forget that

[agile spade]

stupid ppl can have kids

[swift umbra]

I mean you got people on the world...

[simple iron]

I don’t want kids 😟

[agile spade]

TRUE

[swift umbra]

depends, if the stupid person is really kind

[agile spade]

So basically me or @simple iron

[elder pumice]

although due to external sources of attention and advancement in technologies, some intelligence parts are becoming inferior and are not developed properly nowadays

[simple iron]

Thunker

[uncut nymph]

apparently expensive just to give birth now

[swift umbra]

not here, welcome to the country where they pay you if you don't work

[simple iron]

smh didn’t make me one

[elder pumice]

a good example is how due to google maps, our spatial recognition abilities are becoming inerior

[agile spade]

what happens after birth dunbass

[swift umbra]

its true, I got a mate who works like 40 hours a week (factory work) and people that don't work get compensated more than he gets paid

[fierce inlet]

lol

[simple iron]

I can build a pipe bomb

[fierce inlet]

i can’t even build my own pc

[elder pumice]

yes but the issue is that some intelligence can be improved till a certain point

[simple iron]

I can build a pipe bomb but not pc so

[swift umbra]

like that technic bugatti?

[crimson basalt]

A poor intelligent person is less likely to have kids

[simple iron]

Same

Ong the egg rolls

[fierce inlet]

so funny i almost laughed

[swift umbra]

never seen in on the news? some germans build a 1:1 scale working chiron from lego technic

peking duck

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/lunch-licking-lips-stare-cat-gif-22672471

[fierce inlet]

it also works lol but it’s really slow

[elder pumice]

but sometimes people choose different important fields

[swift umbra]

yep, its cool tho, that people made a real car from lego

as breakfast?

[simple iron]

print money

[fierce inlet]

people at lego made it, not just a random someone

[simple iron]

I had pancakes 😎

[swift umbra]

yea I didn't know who did it, its been a while since I read it

[simple iron]

Chocolate chip

[swift umbra]

I had bread with strawberries

[fierce inlet]

yeah it’s cool tho i have the 1:8 one i only miss the porsche to complete the 1:8 cars

[simple iron]

[swift umbra]

I have a fleet of scale replica and lego mustangs all over my room😅

[fierce inlet]

lol i only buy real legos

i don’t want no ali express lego

[simple iron]

I built a bomb with Lego parts

[swift umbra]

me neither

[fierce inlet]

hot wheels isn’t that cool

you buy it and do nothing

[swift umbra]

I got stuff like this all over @fierce inlet

[fierce inlet]

legos you buy and spend some time on

[fierce inlet]

who actually opens their hoteheels

[simple iron]

I built New York but my dog destroyed it long time ago

[swift umbra]

I did as a kid

[fierce inlet]

you can actually make them RC and some are you can actually control with an app

[simple iron]

True

[swift umbra]

only the newer ones

[simple iron]

I have a drone with thermal imaging

[fierce inlet]

you can make almost every car RC

so many people find ways to do it

[swift umbra]

can't be bothered to make my beetle and bus rc, even getting an aftermarket lighting rig in the beetle was hell so no imma be adding rc to them

[simple iron]

Teach him how to Hotwire a car

[swift umbra]

so you can nick sassy's cool vw?

[simple iron]

[undone spire]

lol look who's on chat

[swift umbra]

he posted it in #🏎┃vehicle-flex

[fierce inlet]

if you want it RC you disamlbe it and build it again

[fierce inlet]

lol archo

[undone spire]

lol mxd

[swift umbra]

yea ok hell no imma do that

[simple iron]

I have no access

[undone spire]

How are you?

[fierce inlet]

good man

[swift umbra]

how?

[simple iron]

Idk

[fierce inlet]

it’s not that hard

i’m not doing it cause i don’t want them RC but if you want them RC you do that

real

[simple iron]

Can you send the car in dms?

[swift umbra]

nooooo, rebuilding a 1100 pieces car without instructions isn't hard

[swift umbra]

alr

gimme a sec

[simple iron]

Ok

[fierce inlet]

you can buy the instructions or use the ones on the official lego site if you don’t want it RC even tho you took it a part

[trail summit]

Man presentations aren’t easy

[elder pumice]

lol

[elder pumice]

it's all about having past experience

[swift umbra]

ik

[simple iron]

Hear me out put a turret on a rc car and shoot stuff

[swift umbra]

why would you want that?

[elder pumice]

if you keep doing presentations then one day it will become a piece of cake

[simple iron]

[trail summit]

I have to make a 10 minutes presentation about the impacts of inflation on small businesses in one hour

[swift umbra]

I've done a lot of them but I still suck

[elder pumice]

i used to have big stage fright but now I'm extremely confident to be in a stage

[simple iron]

Is the wife hot?

[elder pumice]

oh that's an interesting topic

economics?

[simple iron]

True.

[trail summit]

Yes but not the easiest to make a slideshow out of

[trail summit]

Yup

[swift umbra]

I'm not scared of being on a stage, like I enjoy acting a lot for example. but presenting something is so hard 4 me

[elder pumice]

i have to conduct research on goods and services tax

[swift umbra]

lucky man, I had to give a lesson in maths and law to my own class

[trail summit]

Bruh that sounds so easy

I feel like we should swap places

[elder pumice]

i just think doing presentations is like doing some research but i just have to speak

[swift umbra]

it sounds easy, but its not easy at all

[elder pumice]

teaching is not easy lol

[swift umbra]

especially not when the teacher decides to give you a group of idiots and the hardest paragraph of them all...

[trail summit]

Tbh the only thing I’m bad at teaching or explaining are the rules to a board game

[simple iron]

@trail summit you smell but Thunker smells worse

[swift umbra]

who isn't?

[simple iron]

[trail summit]

Lol

[trail summit]

Haha

Whenever my family tries a new board game I just hand my dad the rule book and say “explain”

[swift umbra]

absolutely, I had an internship at a primary and had to teach some studends dutch, I was exhausted after the first 10 minutes😅

not that my respect for teachers has gone up tho, they're still annoying asf from time to time

[swift umbra]

same🤣

[elder pumice]

my english teacher is the best

[trail summit]

Loool

[elder pumice]

and my psychology teacher is a dickhead

[simple iron]

Why would you go to school for half your life and become a teacher

[trail summit]

Fr idk why but English teachers are always some of the best (even though their subject is so boring lol)

[tawny galleon]

Coz they r shit

[swift umbra]

my old one was a great teacher as well, man came here from bermuda. so after the lessons he always told stories about his time their, great man

[elder pumice]

lol

[swift umbra]

english and history teachers are the best at school imo

[elder pumice]

idk about the history teachers

[simple iron]

Science on top

[elder pumice]

The science field is just too saturated

[simple iron]

science not hard

[swift umbra]

I agree that it depends, but if they can tell the stuff like a story thats actually fun then they're great

[elder pumice]

im in the behavioural sciences field

yeah

my english teacher relates a lot to us

[simple iron]

Fuck school that shit was ass

[elder pumice]

shush junkie

[trail summit]

I’ll brb I gotta make my meme of the day short

[simple iron]

I’m not addicted to weed ok

[elder pumice]

that's something a junkie would say

[swift umbra]

[steel geode]

get shat on usa!!

[swift umbra]

?

[steel geode]

3-4 to a country you prob cant find on the map

[simple iron]

Shut up blud

[summer sable]

hey can you do heist with me? i wanna be rich

[trail summit]

I need y’all to pick a trending song for background music (so that I get views)

[upper fractal]

Hey @summer sable, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[steel geode]

meathook

[summer sable]

wth?

[elder pumice]

bones

[simple iron]

Use pc lfg no one gonna help you here

[summer sable]

ok ty

[trail summit]

Bruh I swear to god

9.6 THOUSAND impressions but only 3.8% people actually clicked on it

Pain

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

[trail summit]

Man I didn’t know how important thumbnails and titles were until today

[swift umbra]

@elder pumice can't you guys make a tool for dyno or smth that if someone asks for help with missions and heists in anything other than the lfgs that he gets the "idiot" role for 24 hours or smth like that?

[simple iron]

I want the idiot role

[trail summit]

Hey I deserve that

[elder pumice]

would be funny but dyno can't do that

[tawny galleon]

Dmz wankers suck cock

Cu ts dont even pick u up

[swift umbra]

not necessarily dyno but just any other bot

[elder pumice]

mee6 is dogshit

[swift umbra]

gorilla then?

[elder pumice]

im not getting the admins to touch shit

[empty prism]

@lavish flame wanna play now?

[elder pumice]

gorilla is mee6...

[elder pumice]

what you guys playing

[swift umbra]

oh you fuck I forgot

[empty prism]

he installed dbd

[elder pumice]

lol

[empty prism]

i was outside earlier so couldnt play

[elder pumice]

i can prolly play it in a bit

[empty prism]

cool

[swift umbra]

you where outside?!

[empty prism]

@near patrol you joining?

[elder pumice]

unless i feel like actually beating ds

[empty prism]

were you the killer?

[elder pumice]

he was doing parkour to not touch grass

[near patrol]

Maybe later not rn tho

[empty prism]

we will be playing as survivor so no worries

[sly jackal]

Skill issue

[empty prism]

okay

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-think-no-eric-cartman-south-park-s2e7-flashbacks-gif-21568649

[tawny galleon]

Ur shit then

[empty prism]

ahh

[simple iron]

Hi

[sly jackal]

[simple iron]

Ain’t no way

[sly jackal]

I just carried a team of 6 and was last man standing

[tawny galleon]

I agine getting carried by bots 🤣🤣🤣

[empty prism]

it takes a few games to get used to survivor no worries

generators yeah ,when i was learning i had hard times finding them too

[simple iron]

Jason best killer

[empty prism]

give me your id

ill add you

[simple iron]

He gonna die first round

I think

Idk

[empty prism]

no

ignore the ugly idiot

[simple iron]

😔😔😔

[elder pumice]

turning on my pc

[empty prism]

added

[elder pumice]

@full violet im thinking of switching to arch distro of linux im getting tired of windows

how much time does it take to learn how to use linux

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/assoluto-racing-ar-memes-skill-issue-gif-24342487

[elder pumice]

are y'all doing vc?

[swift umbra]

Idk, but I think a lot

[elder pumice]

and i would have to look through how to pass through my nvidia gpu to a vm

[empty prism]

probably not right now

[elder pumice]

oh then im not playing

[trail summit]

Ima keep trying to get my shit computer to work

[elder pumice]

it's not fun without vc

[elder pumice]

skill issue

[empty prism]

alr, i can do vc tomorrow

click ready again

[elder pumice]

💀

[swift umbra]

Let him be, he’s new to the game

We’ve all been there

[elder pumice]

it's quite clear where the ready option is 😭

[elder pumice]

to buy doritos

[swift umbra]

😂😅

[simple iron]

Thunker hit ready

[empty prism]

save them for now , will explain it later

[elder pumice]

guys i pissed off artorias

i killed his dog

[simple iron]

Ban bek

Pls

[cinder prairie]

Is gta cross platform

[crystal atlas]

Who can help with gta mission "Firewall Protection"?

[simple iron]

[empty prism]

@lavish flame haha lmao

poor guy

[agile spade]

Stop talkin ab Nerd stuff

aint that right guys

[simple iron]

nerd

[empty prism]

yeah

[torpid lark]

i like kiss

[empty prism]

few tips :
Always walk because running gives them your track marks,only run when killer sees you
and if u blow up a gen , he gets the notification of ur location so get away from it

[simple iron]

Wtf

[agile spade]

Clip dat clip dat

[simple iron]

I’m calling the feds

[agile spade]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-running-video-game-shoot-gif-15213450

[torpid lark]

uhm sorry mistyped guys

[empty prism]

save those triangle things for now, ill explain u and al together tomorrow

[torpid lark]

i meant kiss

[simple iron]

Nahhhh

[torpid lark]

yeahh

wait

i mean no

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-confused-what-is-going-on-confusion-what-gif-17144812

[empty prism]

@lavish flame this killer was noob af, thats why it was super easy

[agile spade]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-frotntie-ninja-tyler-blevins-rage-gif-19213547

[torpid lark]

uhh yk kissing kids

wait fu

[simple iron]

Mute

[agile spade]

Lol

[empty prism]

51 levels = 1 prestige , costs like 1.2m blood points (red triangles)

[agile spade]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-loltyler1-screaming-dead-wtf-gif-17500255

[simple iron]

Me on toilet