💬┃gorilla-chat

[lavish sorrel]

hwello sassy the sasquatch

[sly jackal]

hello

hru

[lavish sorrel]

good to see your name after some time

[sly jackal]

Where you been? Long time no see

[tawny galleon]

wtaf

[lavish sorrel]

travelling getting break from online world and touching grass

hbu

[sly jackal]

Shush

It's a nice drink

[tawny galleon]

no

hell no

[sly jackal]

Been alright, Got promoted to mod today

Akuma don't knock it till ya try it

[lavish sorrel]

damn brother didnt even notice tbh

[sly jackal]

I'm still not used to the blue name

[lavish sorrel]

even after 3 months of being away from gtao nuthing changed that mk2 still follows that supply van

[sly jackal]

Nope, I onlt play on xbox lol

You talking about my roles?

I had them before i got ch so it was easier to point people to the correct chat lol

[elder pumice]

me with my homie solaire

[sharp field]

why does anime always have to be about someone wanting peace

why can’t their be one when someone truly wants to destroy their world

[sly jackal]

Now we're talking

[lavish flame]

How do I report someone on this gc

[grand oxide]

What’s double money this week?

[proper field]

Anyone wanna help with prison break please

[tawny galleon]

Nothing
3x on autoshop until tomorrow morning ( 9am utc)

[tawny galleon]

#📁〢support／report

[lavish flame]

Thx

[lavish flame]

whens the auto shop 3x money week ending?

it says 24th and its already the 24th

[cursive flare]

i need help with cayo anyone ?

[gaunt knoll]

banana cat

[sly jackal]

Tomorrow

[upper fractal]

Hey @cursive flare, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[eternal ocean]

imback.

[sly jackal]

Welcome back

@tawny galleon lmk when u wanna come back on wz

[tawny galleon]

Will do

[lavish flame]

Does cayo perico first persion glitch works?

[sly jackal]

Glitching is against the rules bro

[lavish flame]

Uhm

[lavish flame]

No I mean seriously

[tawny galleon]

so is he

[lavish flame]

Ok 👍

[sly jackal]

I dm'd you

[eternal ocean]

rip @lavish flame i will be missed

[steel geode]

for those of you who go outside and ride bicycles on the daily, have you ever been stopped by a cop and asked to show your drivers license?

[eternal ocean]

i was that happend 2018

[steel geode]

you jsut showed ur license and that was it?

[sly jackal]

What happned to him?

[steel geode]

what would the punishment for driving without one be

[eternal ocean]

no @lavish flame is me lmao. the account got disabled

[steel geode]

cause im one of 3 people without a license but my mom just will not me go on any asphalt roads

[sly jackal]

You don't need a license to ride a pedal bike lol

[empty prism]

Lol

[eternal ocean]

i had to show my id lol

[steel geode]

so pretty much im stuck at home

[empty prism]

Self missing

[sly jackal]

Oh rip

[steel geode]

wait so theres no license needed???

[eternal ocean]

nope well for a bike no

[sly jackal]

Not for a pedal bike no

[eternal ocean]

for a car

very much

[steel geode]

oh

so if i drive w out a bicycle license theres no fines?

[sly jackal]

For a motor bike and car then yes you need a license

[empty prism]

You need it for a real bike though

[eternal ocean]

i mean if you drive on th bike lane and not the streeet yeah

[sly jackal]

Bicycle license dosn't exist

[steel geode]

theres no bike lanes tho

[eternal ocean]

haha

[steel geode]

atleast not within 20km of my house lmao

[empty prism]

Drive on the footpath

[eternal ocean]

oh uhh

footpath

sside walk

[empty prism]

Divider

[steel geode]

theres a tiny bit of gravel along side the road that goes to the nearest city

would that count?

[eternal ocean]

yep

[lavish flame]

so in how many hours? we prolly have different timezones so your tmr might not be my tmr

[eternal ocean]

no drivers license

[steel geode]

so as long as im not on the asphalt i cant get a fine

[empty prism]

Or drive it on the railway tracks

[tawny galleon]

a cop wouldnt do that coz a bicycle isnt motorised

[eternal ocean]

funny how i just arrived in LA so im like in gta irl

[steel geode]

yeah id think so too

but my mom says other wise

[covert rapids]

Hello

[sly jackal]

Around 16hrs

[steel geode]

idek why shes bullshitting so much abt it

[eternal ocean]

abt the bicyle thing?

[steel geode]

yeah

[lavish flame]

what should i buy next? i have the auto shop, acid lab, night club, bunker, office, several houses, terrabyte and an opressor

and like the MC club businesses

i dont like them tho

[steel geode]

all i want to do is ride my bicycle 4km to meet up w friends

[eternal ocean]

pavel

[steel geode]

but no she wont allow it

[lavish flame]

whats that

[steel geode]

kosatka

[tawny galleon]

the weekly update always happens around 9-11am UTC on a thursday

[eternal ocean]

realised we aare both black

wait

i mean pfp wise

[lavish flame]

is it good tho? i am kinda trash at the game 💀 and i play solo

[sly jackal]

UTC gets changed to your timezone lol

[lavish flame]

the GTA controls are so goofy

[eternal ocean]

its a money machine

[lavish flame]

best pfp

[tawny galleon]

He could google it as well lol

[lavish flame]

but i gotta wait like 2 hours right cool down

[eternal ocean]

fr ong

[lavish flame]

after each heist

[steel geode]

it used to make me i think it was 6 mil in under 30 mins

[eternal ocean]

yeah i mean good money though

[steel geode]

but its gotten patched since

or no not 6 mil

3.8

yeah

[lavish flame]

then what should i do when im waiting for the cool down

[steel geode]

that was with only grabbing the primary too

[lavish flame]

idm the auto shop contracts but after the 3x week, its gonna be pretty shit

[steel geode]

is the replay gleatch patched?

[lavish flame]

what are ur guesses on the next money week

[eternal ocean]

do autoshop since its 3x this week (my goofy ps4 is in loop so i cant do it )

[sly jackal]

Without x3 for union depository you get 280k

[lavish flame]

i cant get the kostka now bcs i only have like 1 mil and i like to have 1 mil always in my bank

[eternal ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-emoji-funny-gif-25240293

[tidal plank]

should be on 1.5 forever tbh

[lavish flame]

and im talking abt like what should i do after this 3x auto shop week

like usually

[eternal ocean]

auto shop bro

[tidal plank]

cayo probably

[tawny galleon]

those Glitches are against the rules here

[tidal plank]

or casino

[lavish flame]

thats so shit

[eternal ocean]

hows your night club? and get an arcade for casino

[lavish flame]

isnt cayo the kostaka thing

[sly jackal]

Yeah only worth the grind when its on x3

[lavish flame]

nightclub is so ass for me

[tidal plank]

yeah and casino is the arcade

[sly jackal]

Yeah

[tawny galleon]

Bruh how
U obviously dont have all business

[tidal plank]

2x aint that bad too tbh

[lavish flame]

i used to do the death bike contract thing from MC

it pays u 70k per 12 mins or something

[tidal plank]

this is first time that's 3x from what i remember

[empty prism]

Ok

[lavish flame]

but now prolly 8-10 mins bcs i got opressor mk2

[sly jackal]

I thought it was always x3 on autoshop weeks?

[tidal plank]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-bear-gif-5139099

[tidal plank]

nah it's been 2x before

[sly jackal]

Thank you bro 🥳

580k Ain't too bad for 15 mins tbh

[lavish flame]

will next week be a brand new business method

like will GTA add anything new

or

will be existing ones

[tidal plank]

and 2x pretty chill and not too overpowered compared to this shit

[lavish flame]

bcs i dont wanna spend money buying new stuff

i hope it wont be too shit

[sly jackal]

I'm still not used to it

@empty prism rood

Have i got you friended?

[tidal plank]

probably agency , crates or the car CEO thingy

[sly jackal]

Good good

[lavish flame]

Hi

[sly jackal]

hallo

[tidal plank]

i do and i'm not happy about it

[lavish flame]

i hope its not agency

how do i even get agency

[sly jackal]

Surely i'm not that bad am i?

[lavish flame]

how much is it

[tidal plank]

agency is like 4th best bussines wdym

[lavish flame]

cuz i dont have it

[tidal plank]

nah ur pretty chill

[sly jackal]

@tidal plank On the list of your favourite mods what number do i take?

[tidal plank]

get it i still use it cuz casino and cayo r boring

[tidal plank]

i made a list before ...

[lavish flame]

Hru guys whats going on

[near patrol]

Thank you sir

[tidal plank]

you'd probably hit the top 10 tho @sly jackal

not including staff?

[sly jackal]

Yay, it's an honour

[tidal plank]

idk probably top 10 too

havent made such list

should i?

that's gonna be a hard one tbh

who?

oh

yeah i'm srry havent been following this chat lately lmao

[empty prism]

Huh

[tidal plank]

F

[empty prism]

What

Are you 11

Or are having a bunny fetish

[severe loom]

Servers down Xbox?

[tepid aspen]

No

@ chat

[severe loom]

Unreliable

You think google would be updated?

[severe loom]

Series S/X

[covert rapids]

Hello

[lavish flame]

Hi

[sly jackal]

I don't see my name up there 😭

[hardy shale]

Hello

[sly jackal]

That's good enough for me

You play warzone 2?

You played dmz?

[eternal ocean]

i wish i could send gifs and images

[fierce inlet]

lol

[tawny galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-massive-skill-issue-kiryu-skill-issue-gif-26368421

[fierce inlet]

gesproken

[sly jackal]

Embed fail

[eternal ocean]

me wheen i when me:

[tepid aspen]

Sassy bukka

[analog bobcat]

[sly jackal]

[empty prism]

[small needle]

No

[hardy shale]

[mossy pumice]

Hiya

[tawny galleon]

💀💀

[sly jackal]

hallo

[spark summit]

can anyone help me get money please? i’m on xbox old gen

[upper fractal]

Hey @spark summit, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[tawny galleon]

Meh

[spark summit]

no one talks in those

yk any servers i can get help from?

[tawny galleon]

Thems the rule

[tawny galleon]

Google

[spark summit]

alright

[sly jackal]

This is for general discussion not looking for group, Someone will get back just have some patience

[tender narwhal]

Tbh i have no life

Gta V 24/7

[mortal laurel]

anyone up for high end apartment heist with 50% cut?

[tender narwhal]

whitch one?

[mortal laurel]

i don't know

i just did one of them

[tawny galleon]

Grab the #👉roles u need then u can use the lfg bro👍🏻

[mortal laurel]

wanna join ?

[mortal laurel]

which one?

[glossy gull]

I love going on 10 mile walks, forgetting to put sunscreen on, and then look like im turning into the koolaid man

[tawny galleon]

Grab roles first then i can point u to the right one

[tender narwhal]

Ye#

[tawny galleon]

💀

[upper fractal]

@mortal laurel Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.

[tawny galleon]

If he aint on pc u cant join unfortunately

[mortal laurel]

i'm on pc

[tender narwhal]

Nice

[mortal laurel]

and i already took the role

[tender narwhal]

Nvm sorry i gtg

[tawny galleon]

Doesnt say u did 🤷🏼‍♂️

[mortal laurel]

gtg?

[sly jackal]

Click pc again and it should add it

Some times it doesn't work first time

[mortal laurel]

got it

now it's showing channels

[vapid flume]

hey somebody say a car please

[tawny galleon]

Seat cupra

[vapid flume]

Where to buy

[tawny galleon]

Try a specialist dealer💀🤓🤓

[vapid flume]

Aint even know what that is 🤡

[tawny galleon]

A special car dealer that deals in cars that are not that common😆😆

[sly jackal]

[tawny galleon]

What?

He only said “say a car”

[sly jackal]

lmao

[tawny galleon]

He didnt mention irl or ingame

[sly jackal]

Granger x3000 is a sweet suv

Fast and looks official

[tawny galleon]

That wouldve helped if he mentioned irl or ingame 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

[sly jackal]

Akuma tell me a gun

[tawny galleon]

Signal.50

Just coz i finished using one in the campaign lol

[sly jackal]

Signal.50 is a sweet sniper ngl

From wz 1

[tawny galleon]

Thats the ax50

[sly jackal]

Oh

nvm then

[tawny galleon]

Lol

[sly jackal]

I was pissed when it got nerfed tho

[tawny galleon]

I bet

[sly jackal]

Started using the swiss after the nerf

[tawny galleon]

Swiss was the first sniper i got gold on in cw zombies lol

[sly jackal]

It was the only sniper that didn't have an unrealistic bullet drop

[tawny galleon]

Yeah

[sly jackal]

AX-50 should be able to fire and keep its velocity for a long time as it's 50 cal

But activision made it so it fires like a .225

[fiery delta]

yo i need a server builder dm me

[tawny galleon]

Pussies

[sly jackal]

For?

[fiery delta]

a server

gta for yt

[sly jackal]

I mean i have a server template you could use

[fiery delta]

ok

if you could dm me the link its ok if you dont wanna

[sly jackal]

Dm'd you it bro

[fiery delta]

tysm

[sly jackal]

no problem

[lavish flame]

Herro

[cunning void]

[simple iron]

Hi

[lavish flame]

waddup doe

pump kin😍

[small needle]

The sky

[lavish flame]

u tryna be edgy with that zaza name

[simple iron]

Why Lester bot not working

[lavish flame]

man said greentop wtf is that only tops i know are wifebeaters

[swift umbra]

For the people that are interested in classic music; tina turner just passed away

Me neither

Sad though

83 years old

A lot of good ones I might add

[lavish flame]

goofy ass convo

[swift umbra]

Hmmm, wouldn’t say that cause there’s stuff I personally like more, but one of the best 4 sure

[swift umbra]

Stfu, have some respect

[lavish flame]

shush

i don't know no classic music composer also that genre is shit

[tawny galleon]

💀💀
She wasnt classical music bruh🤣🤣

[small needle]

It’s blue bro

[swift umbra]

She was the fucking queen of rock and roll you degenerate

Have some respect

[lavish flame]

man said akuma what are u some kind of old man on discord

[simple iron]

What if he’s colorblind

[lavish flame]

even worse

[tawny galleon]

Tf r u a 12yr old kid tryna be edgy
Stfu

[lavish flame]

what makes you think im a degenerate

[lavish flame]

is 12 year old your youngest son

[swift umbra]

Get some respect for real singers instead of your goofy ass gangster rappers

[tawny galleon]

Probably

[lavish flame]

bold of you to assume

[tawny galleon]

12yr “edgy” kids

[lavish flame]

i dont even listen to rap fam

[swift umbra]

I do, to try and get on his abilities of conversation 😂

[lavish flame]

ur marj

[tawny galleon]

Fam
Tf r u tryna be some english roadman💀💀💀

[tawny galleon]

🤣🤣

[lavish flame]

mans said english

[simple iron]

[lavish flame]

englishmen trying to fight for their country

[tawny galleon]

Thx

[lavish flame]

blud shush u revolve your entire life around walter white

[jagged bone]

Yo

What’s up

[swift umbra]

Yo

How r you?

[jagged bone]

Not that bad

[lavish flame]

cupckae

[jagged bone]

Hbu

[tawny galleon]

Shut yo ass up afore i shank u blud u feel me bruv

Thats what i read🤣🤣🤣

[lavish flame]

iii

funniest joke coming from a 30 year old married man with kids

[swift umbra]

Ok, one of my favourite singers just passed but hey, gotta live with it

[lavish flame]

and no life

[tawny galleon]

Least i can have kids and a wife

[lavish flame]

Hey prety 😍

[jagged bone]

Oh really? Who was it if I may ask

[lavish flame]

abbad

[lavish flame]

but not a life

[swift umbra]

The queen of rock and roll, Tina turner

[lavish flame]

Respond ples

[tawny galleon]

Coz he’s really the one with no life

[lavish flame]

what a hot pfp baby

[tawny galleon]

I do
Its 830 at night so…..obviously imma be on discord 😆😆

[jagged bone]

Tina Turner passed away?? Oh jeez that’s sad

I’ve heard of her before

[lavish flame]

Do yuo want to see my thighs babes

[swift umbra]

Yea, just like 1 hour ago maybe

[lavish flame]

oh yeah

[jagged bone]

May she rest in peace 🙏

[swift umbra]

May she indeed

[lavish flame]

lol says you the 30 year old with a family playing gta and talking all day in a server

[swift umbra]

I mean 83 is one hell of an age for a celeb

[lavish flame]

did u wanna tap that 83 year old pussy

[tawny galleon]

1 i dont even play gta and 2 i aint on this shit all day😆😆

[jagged bone]

Who

[sly jackal]

Stop.

[jagged bone]

Huh

[lavish flame]

he should be with his kids instead in his free time thats what a dad does

[sly jackal]

Continue and I mute

[tawny galleon]

Who says my kids aint in bed💀💀

[lavish flame]

@lavish flame what gender are you?

[simple iron]

First thing I see

[jagged bone]

Continue what

I’m so confused

[tawny galleon]

ZAZA🦆🦆

[lavish flame]

why is their bed time 8 30

[swift umbra]

Fuck no, if you like a person doesn’t mean you straight up want sex with the person. Shows ya age

[lavish flame]

Im like pussio blud lol

[tawny galleon]

Umm theyre young……..

[lavish flame]

Hello.

[jagged bone]

That’s normal for a kid??

[lavish flame]

too early

[jagged bone]

No it isn’t

[tawny galleon]

Too early for a 6yr old?💀💀

[jagged wraith]

I got someone for denied area

[jagged bone]

Young kids needs there sleep

[lavish flame]

Yes.

[tawny galleon]

Ey nice

[jagged bone]

It is important they get rest

[jagged wraith]

Ye

[lavish flame]

what are u some kind of sentimental person

[tawny galleon]

U obviously dont have kids😆😆

[lavish flame]

I do.

[jagged bone]

Damn we have a lotta oldies in chat

[tawny galleon]

Cap
830pm is way too late for a 6yr old

[sly jackal]

Bruh stop

[jagged wraith]

wtf did i walk into thoo

[lavish flame]

I do. You can do what you want.

[swift umbra]

I’m 16😂 but I still respect and love the oldtimers

[lavish flame]

mate im just having a conversation

[simple iron]

I say mute

[jagged wraith]

Mw2 plat is coming soon tbh

[lavish flame]

That's not old.

[sly jackal]

Going too much NSFW

[swift umbra]

A disrespectful kid who doesn’t have respect for a great singer who just passed

[lavish flame]

erm... ok

[jagged wraith]

i might have to wait on akuma for stealth tho

[jagged bone]

Man’s said erm… ok

🤣🤣

[tawny galleon]

💀

[swift umbra]

He ain’t got no clue what he’s talking about

[lavish flame]

lol so if u dont know a person and say you dont care about their death is that disrespectful

[jagged bone]

erm okay 🤓🤓

[lavish flame]

shush

[sly jackal]

Akuma dosn't know what stealth is

[swift umbra]

Yes

[lavish flame]

Helo prety

[jagged bone]

Valid take ngl

He has a point

[tawny galleon]

Hey fuck off i do

[sly jackal]

U was using a loud ass sniper before

[tawny galleon]

Yes
Someone still died

[lavish flame]

I got bitches excited can yuo say the same

[tawny galleon]

Thats all i had

[lavish flame]

calling me a kid when im the same age as you shush nerdy boy

[swift umbra]

Let’s say if your mom passed @lavish flame (I hope she won’t in a long time for you), then I ain’t gonna be dancing around and having a party

[tawny galleon]

I got 1 excited

[swift umbra]

That’s just disrespectful

[tawny galleon]

16?
Yeah thats a kid bruh

[lavish flame]

u just dont know her

[jagged bone]

I mean if someone died who I didn’t know I would offer my condolences but I wouldn’t necessarily care all that much

I don’t think it’s disrespectful

[sly jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-idk-man-skill-issue-idk-man-seems-like-a-gif-24725965

[lavish flame]

coming from another kid that aint an insult to me

[tawny galleon]

🤣🤣🤣

[lavish flame]

AAuuuuugghhhhhhhhhHHH

[jagged bone]

What’s disrespectful is making fun of the persons death

That’s where I draw the line

[swift umbra]

That

[lavish flame]

who made fun

[jagged bone]

Idk if you did or not

[swift umbra]

There’s a difference between being 16 and acting 18, and being 16 and acting like a disrespectful 10 year old

[lavish flame]

Bae😏🤭🤭

[lavish flame]

what makes u think you are acting 18

also im not disrespectful

[lavish flame]

you dont know me

are assuming

He dont know yuo blud 😂😂

[swift umbra]

You’re acting disrespectful

[lavish flame]

yeah thats just on a thing about a particular conversation

[jagged bone]

I mean to be fair you didn’t have to respond to him

You could’ve just ignored him

[lavish flame]

i apologise if i hurt your feelings sir

[lavish flame]

Give me some pushups private

sir yes sir

[swift umbra]

That you don’t know her couldn’t bother me less, but being disrespectful to a person who’s just passed is where I draw the line

[lavish flame]

real

[sly jackal]

Tf

[jagged bone]

What’s wrong

?

[sly jackal]

I come in chat and see this...

[jagged bone]

Okay and

What’s the cause for concern

[swift umbra]

Yea out of context it’s a bit bad😂

[lavish flame]

man literally came🍆💦

[jagged bone]

⁉️

What is blud on rn

[sly jackal]

Wtf happened whist i was gone

[jagged bone]

Stuff

[swift umbra]

Little guy got even more stupid

[lavish flame]

thats blasphemous

little guy

[tawny galleon]

Some wee kids acting hard n shit
What always happens🤣🤣

[jagged bone]

tönka

[sly jackal]

ahh i see

[lavish flame]

So quirky haahahahhah 🤣🤣🤣

go queen slay

[swift umbra]

See sassy?

[tawny galleon]

Aint meant to be quirky ya dafty

[lavish flame]

shush dwarf

[tepid aspen]

Sassy bakka

[sly jackal]

Hallo

[tawny galleon]

Oh hahaha
Try growing taller than the 2ft u r

[swift umbra]

Nl?

[tepid aspen]

Wats goochi

[jagged bone]

Why you guys feel like your entitled to respond to him when you just ignore him like AUUUUGH

[sly jackal]

wut?

[lavish flame]

how much is that in cm

[tepid aspen]

45 degrees

[swift umbra]

R you Dutch? Hallo means hi in Dutch, so just curious

[tawny galleon]

Like 60cm

[tawny galleon]

🤣🤣

[jagged bone]

How much are you guys packing in cm

👀

[swift umbra]

Bozo can’t calc 2 feet to cm😂

[lavish flame]

bozo

[sly jackal]

Oh nah im British lol I just like the sound of hallo better lol

[tawny galleon]

More proof he’s a literal child 🤣🤣😭

[simple iron]

[swift umbra]

I get it, with a British accent it golden😂

[lavish flame]

More proof he’s a literal child 🤣🤣😭

[tepid aspen]

Brits have the best accents

[jagged bone]

Wrong

[swift umbra]

So true

[jagged bone]

Incorrect

❌

[sly jackal]

I only use it on text tho

[tawny galleon]

Well no
Considering there r 4 “british” accents

[lavish flame]

brits sound like some guy that speaks while choking on burgers

[tawny galleon]

Oh so like u then

[lavish flame]

they all got shitty teeth

[sly jackal]

In person it would be "Ya areet"

[lavish flame]

what makes u think im a brit

[swift umbra]

Nah, he can’t talk

[lavish flame]

im eastern european

[tawny galleon]

Haha

[tepid aspen]

I like the “lovely weather innit “ accent

[tawny galleon]

💀💀💀

[tepid aspen]

Idk which one it is

[simple iron]

Skull issue

[tawny galleon]

So a minging london accent💀💀

[jagged bone]

Europeans having a mid off to see whose the worse European

🤣🤣🤣

[sly jackal]

Geordie is better

[tepid aspen]

Yesss

[tawny galleon]

*worst

[lavish flame]

i assume u dont even know where that is american lad

[swift umbra]

I like all of the accents, most of all the amazing accent from Gerald in clarksons farm if yk what I’m talking about

[simple iron]

He’s not American

[sly jackal]

👀

[lavish flame]

the westerns ofc

[tawny galleon]

Doni sound or talk like a dumbfuck yankee ya bam

[jagged bone]

Okay professor 🤓

[lavish flame]

irishew

[tawny galleon]

A+

[jagged bone]

Shush

[lavish flame]

irish

[tawny galleon]

Or fucking a tattie eater

[sterile sleet]

@sly jackal

[lavish flame]

aht aht

tootie eater

[sly jackal]

Sup?

[tawny galleon]

Tattie ya uneducated fuck

[simple iron]

[swift umbra]

[lavish flame]

mans typing in accent

[sly jackal]

@sterile sleet You pinged me for??

[tawny galleon]

Try going back to school and learn shit other than being disrespectful

[sterile sleet]

Dm

[lavish flame]

how am i disrespectful when all i was doing was playing around and joking

[simple iron]

I say mute

[lavish flame]

serious wannabe lad

[swift umbra]

The dead are not to be joked about

[tawny galleon]

About someone dying💀💀

Aint no joke

Even i dont do that shit

[lavish flame]

ok and?

why are u comparing yourself to me

unknown guy with mustache said if you compare yourself to someone youre a loser

[tawny galleon]

Unknown kid got knocked the fuck out

News reports his discord username was shamusgoldie for being a little disrespectful cunt😆😆

Fuckwit is blocked

[upper fractal]

shamusgoldie#4699 was muted. | No reason given.

shamusgoldie#4699 has been warned. || Joking about dying (3)

[sly jackal]

#1076309071755481168

[simple iron]

Skull issue

[tawny galleon]

😆💀

[simple iron]

My eye got swollen

[tawny galleon]

Who punched u?

[swift umbra]

Oh poor you, you ok?

[simple iron]

I didn’t get into a fight it happen over night

[tawny galleon]

Oh damn

[swift umbra]

Drunk?

[simple iron]

no I don’t drink

[tawny galleon]

Skill issue

[swift umbra]

What happened then?

[simple iron]

Idk

[swift umbra]

I had something like that myself once, only that I lost a tooth

[swift umbra]

Oh to make it even better, a couple of months lake I lost the other front teeth 😂

Luckily for me we got health insurance and I got two fake ones now

[sterile sleet]

Lol My bad ain’t laughing im tryna level up Hurd you gotta chat here

[sly jackal]

No free healthcare?

[tawny galleon]

Imagine

💀💀

[sly jackal]

We still pay for it....Taxes

[swift umbra]

Yea, but in the Netherlands the dentist isn’t included in basic insurance, you have to get the extra

[tawny galleon]

What taxes 🤣🤣

[sly jackal]

Oh thats shit

[swift umbra]

Haha I didn’t see it as an attack😂

[sly jackal]

The ones we don't needa pay

[tawny galleon]

EXACTLY

[sly jackal]

[swift umbra]

Kinda, and you have to pay the first couple 100 euros yourself so that people don’t go to the doctors for nothing

[sly jackal]

It should be classed as normal healthcare tho

Over here the dentists are under the NHS

[swift umbra]

Well it’s not too bad, if you have an ok salary here it’s easy to afford

Mainly because the government limits what the insurance can ask for it

[sly jackal]

Fair

Our inshurance is shit tbh

Someone crashed into me last year (Only a big dent) I still had to pay likr 500 quid

[tawny galleon]

tf

excess

[swift umbra]

Couldn’t you do buff it out yourself?

[tawny galleon]

sassy aint a good worker

[simple iron]

Zaza will help

[swift umbra]

It’s not the hardest thing in the world

[tawny galleon]

say that to sassy the weed man

[sly jackal]

Nope had to get a new fit, Was scratched to fuck on the bottom

[swift umbra]

What color do you have?

[sly jackal]

Indeed

[swift umbra]

Bumper damage?

[sly jackal]

Was red but got me a new car now

That happened last year lol

[tawny galleon]

wheres the pics u cunt

[swift umbra]

Oh car I meant, stupid autocorrect

[sly jackal]

I keep forgetting

[tawny galleon]

L

[swift umbra]

You forget the name of your car?

I know all the cars my dad’s had

[sly jackal]

Nope

[swift umbra]

Not my own ofc because I’m not allowed to drive but hey

[sly jackal]

Had a corsa last year got a beuty gold gti now

[swift umbra]

Hot hatches, nice 👍👌

[sly jackal]

Golf*

[swift umbra]

I knew what you meant

We’ve had some crazy cars

[sly jackal]

I wish it was golden

[swift umbra]

Porsche 911, 2 audi coupé gt (one is still here), audi a6, ford escort mk3…

This is our Audi now (only one left in the Netherlands)

[sly jackal]

Oh daym

[neat tartan]

😏

[sly jackal]

My dad had 1 of those

[tawny galleon]

audi 80??

[swift umbra]

Coupe gt

[sly jackal]

Ye

[tawny galleon]

ah

[swift umbra]

Only automatic left in the Netherlands

[tidal plank]

that place looks familiar

[swift umbra]

You know it?

Where is it?

[neat tartan]

[tidal plank]

cant remember but i have the feeling i've been there

[swift umbra]

It’s called autobedrijf terpstra

And no, I don’t live near it. It’s on the other side of the county for me😅

[swift umbra]

A coupe?

[swift umbra]

Or the Quattro?

[tidal plank]

if it is north or more to the middle then i havent been there

[neat tartan]

[swift umbra]

Friesland, near the Afsluitdijk

[sly jackal]

When he was 30-40

like 20-30 yr ago

[swift umbra]

So almost new then

[tidal plank]

havent been there

[neat tartan]

I need the zaza

[swift umbra]

Yea, we only go there because they are capable of repairing classics

[lost schooner]

how about we do a little

motivational quotes with raccoon

[simple iron]

800$

[lost schooner]

motivational quote #1 is

[swift umbra]

We had service a month ago, €1100 @tidal plank

[sly jackal]

[neat tartan]

Wtf is that for a pound😂😂

[lost schooner]

🖕

[simple iron]

it’s the best in the business

[sly jackal]

🖕

[simple iron]

@warm folio fix Lester bot

[neat tartan]

160 for an ounce all I would pay

[sly jackal]

We are aware and it is being fixed, Please don't ping emoji tho

[simple iron]

ok

[neat tartan]

SKYWALKER OG goes undefeated

[sly jackal]

It crashed like an hour ago 😭

[simple iron]

I just realized you not trial mod congrats bozo

[sly jackal]

Thanks bro

[swift umbra]

Yea congrats @sly jackal

[proud quest]

Boring week

[swift umbra]

Y?

[sly jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-its-time-to-party-despicable-me2-party-celebrate-gif-26156442

[neat tartan]

@proud quest fr

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/letgo-lets-goooo-pickles-lets-go-excited-gif-13808708

[proud quest]

This week was insane!

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-gif-26271318

[swift umbra]

Holy 😂😂

[sly jackal]

Bruh gimma a hit of dat

[simple iron]

you sure you can handle it

[sly jackal]

Is bro underestimating me?

[swift umbra]

Think so

[knotty sentinel]

Hello

[sly jackal]

@tawny galleon U wanna tell this fool?

[simple iron]

[swift umbra]

But as a Dutch I’m the expert in smoking and drugs so I think you can do it @sly jackal

[sly jackal]

You underestimate me as I am a sasquatch

Lungs of pure steel

[swift umbra]

Steal?

[lavish flame]

is it worth to try out gta on console?

[swift umbra]

Yes

[sly jackal]

Don't know what you're talking about

[swift umbra]

[lavish flame]

i was playing gta V on my pc between 2018-2022 but once a modder started to stalk me and it resulted in my ultra 4-year-old account

[neat tartan]

Do y’all even watch TGG?

[swift umbra]

Console gta is safer, go there

[lavish flame]

yes heard there are no modders

[swift umbra]

Only weekly update vids

[lavish flame]

cuz no mods on consoles

[swift umbra]

Yea, it’s almost impossible to find them

I’ve been playing for 2 years and haven’t seen a single one

[lavish flame]

the only thin that concerns me is that theres no crossplay

but well its impossible kind of

[swift umbra]

Wel thats r* for you

[lost schooner]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4

[swift umbra]

But I think your personal safety is more important then gta

[lavish flame]

i hope there will be a crossplay in gta 6, but i heard that theres no crossplay in red dead online neither so i kind of doubt it

[tawny galleon]

lol
this guy can suck a fat doobie to no end

[swift umbra]

??

[sly jackal]

@simple iron

[lost schooner]

I needed a shortcut

we need 1 more ppl for prison break its a real pain

[swift umbra]

I would help, but lil bro nicked the ps…

[proud quest]

😭😭

[lost schooner]

shit

wait no

[sly jackal]

Don't send text walls bruh

[lost schooner]

shit fuck

[swift umbra]

O god

[sterile sleet]

jus did 2 of those b2b 😅

[sly jackal]

It'll be announced in gta news anyway lol

[swift umbra]

Oh on ps4 as well @lost schooner ?

[lost schooner]

rip

[lost schooner]

yh we on ps4

[swift umbra]

Might be able to help tomorrow if you can still do it then, although my ps4 is only lvl 29

[lost schooner]

no biggie tbh we jus tlooking to do em my new account is also only lvl like 80 or sum

[swift umbra]

And your main?

[lost schooner]

u looking to do a third???

[lost schooner]

I deleted my main character but my highest was not that high, like 130 maybe

[swift umbra]

I got 270 on ps5 rn

[lost schooner]

very nice

[swift umbra]

In two years without glitching

[lost schooner]

glitching is for noobs

but lets not talk abt it

[swift umbra]

agreed

[lost schooner]

its forbidden

[swift umbra]

Even ranting at them?

[sterile sleet]

tbh not really i Didn’t even wanna do the ones I did jus like to help if u can give me 30mins

[lost schooner]

nobody rlly wants to do prison I think, its alr if u aint got time dw

[swift umbra]

Prison break is just such a pain

I spend like 4 hours getting it done with my mates

[lost schooner]

real its the worst heist by far

[swift umbra]

And I was really the only good player…

[sterile sleet]

After the b2b I did I feel better abt doing it jus annoying doing the same thing

[swift umbra]

Mainly because of no checkpoints

[lost schooner]

it can be rewarding yh

[simple iron]

It’s not hard

[lost schooner]

also cause its not fun

its just a shitty boring ass heist

[swift umbra]

Having to carry the whole team is

[sterile sleet]

Yea for okay pay

[swift umbra]

I had to rush over with the buzzard to carry the guys in the prison first, then the velum

[simple iron]

Find better team

[lost schooner]

ive just switched to doing smth else tbh

frick dis

[swift umbra]

25%

[sterile sleet]

Yessir

Like 218k

[swift umbra]

Good luck getting four people together that want to do that heist

[swift umbra]

Before money increase

So like 125k or smth

[sterile sleet]

Yea ik

[swift umbra]

But anyway imma hit the sack have a good one

[sterile sleet]

They still need like 30-50% upgrade if they won’t ppl to do them other than there first time

[lavish flame]

Evening chat

[sterile sleet]

You too bro

[sour rover]

Yo

[sterile sleet]

Yo

[fierce inlet]

lol

ok mathijs from rotterdam

klaar

ik had gister laatste

[simple iron]

Was about to start a heist with friends and it crashed fuck you rockstar

[fierce inlet]

we don’t care

ik krijg 14de te horen

ging wel

alleen me profiel was kanker

moest kanker metselen

ja bro

kk triest

had echt een 4 daar voor in 3de

ik kan niet eens m’n examens na kijken

[acoustic barn]

@sly jackal hello Mr Moderator

[fierce inlet]

nee ik maak ze online dus ik mag niet antwoorden schrijven en meenemen voor een of andere domme kanker reden

[acoustic barn]

How does it feel to sell your soul to the tgg overlords 😈

[sly jackal]

Hello mr ch

[fierce inlet]

ja ik maak ze op facet

basis en kader maakt op computer en alles daarboven papier

[swift umbra]

srs?

[fierce inlet]

ja

[swift umbra]

lucky bastards

[fierce inlet]

nee

fuck hun

[swift umbra]

thats why I'm already speaking english, Don't want to be chased by the mods

😅

[fierce inlet]

het is gewoon zelfde toets maar dan online

trillen!

[swift umbra]

yea, but online is easer with subjects like maw (if you have that)

[swift umbra]

true

[fierce inlet]

what is maw

[swift umbra]

shitty subject

[swift umbra]

hell

[fierce inlet]

☠️☠️☠️

[fierce inlet]

ik had maatschappijleer in 3de met een 6 afgerond

[lilac marlin]

morning

[swift umbra]

im ok, but learning 28 coreconcepts and 100 other things just drives me insane

thats why I got a 5.3 for it

agreed

[fierce inlet]

ik had op TL kunnen zitten maar ja fuck school

[empty prism]

Rude

[tawny galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-me-trying-to-find-who-asked-spongebob-spunch-bob-gif-22526294

[swift umbra]

I tried, but we have to know them word by word, and that isn't in the dictionary...

[fierce inlet]

skill issue

[swift umbra]

yes...

otherwise 0 points

[fierce inlet]

zak gewoon naar basis

[swift umbra]

fuck no

[fierce inlet]

niet janken dan

[swift umbra]

I already went from vwo to havo, not dropping again

[fierce inlet]

waarom leer je door dan

zonde van je tijd

[swift umbra]

cause of passing 4vwo?

does havo get one as well??

[fierce inlet]

bro has no social life

[upbeat yew]

👋

[fierce inlet]

ik ga gewoon mbo 2 en misschien 3 doen en dan aju

[swift umbra]

not really, putting all my focus on school rn

[upbeat yew]

[swift umbra]

yea thats what I thought as well

[swift umbra]

can't deny the truth

[upbeat yew]

[swift umbra]

I'm basically doing school the whole day, every day rn

what do you want to study?

[upbeat yew]

How can i use stickers without nitro

[swift umbra]

wow! so i'll be seeing you at schiphol soon?

[sly jackal]

You can't lol

[fierce inlet]

alles boven TL zie ik levenloos

[upbeat yew]

i just did

[sly jackal]

Only the stickers that's in this server

[sour rover]

Lol

[fierce inlet]

man gaat naar uni voor de hele dag met zo een lampje te zwaaien

[upbeat yew]

this sticker aint in the server

[swift umbra]

yep, thats why I stopped trying for it as well

[sly jackal]

You know what i mean.

[acoustic barn]

Ok and?

[swift umbra]

thats a different job at the airport🤣

[upbeat yew]

probably discord exclusive birthday perks or something

[sly jackal]

Who asked?

[fierce inlet]

ja weet ik veel

sowieso triest

[swift umbra]

why?

good pay for sure

[acoustic barn]

did I ask?

[fierce inlet]

ja wat ik ga doen is ook leuk en ook betaald terwijl ik die opleiding volg

[sly jackal]

Idk did you?

[fierce inlet]

je hoeft niet slim te zijn voor een hogere salaris

[acoustic barn]

Idk anymore

[swift umbra]

what are you doing then?

[upbeat yew]

lol

[upbeat yew]

[sly jackal]

How you been anyway

[fierce inlet]

ik ga metaalopleiding doen dus onder andere lasser etc

[empty prism]

@acoustic barn shut up

[acoustic barn]

Busy as all fuck but well, hby

[swift umbra]

should do stukadoor, pays insane these days

[sly jackal]

@empty prism Shut up

[acoustic barn]

Stop being toxic thunder, it's against your moderator creed

[sly jackal]

Downloaded warzone 2 again lol

[fierce inlet]

eigenlijk elk andere beroep in de bouw betaald goed nu

[swift umbra]

true

they need a lot of people

[fierce inlet]

omdat bijna alle mensen die nu 15-25 zijn niet meer ‘vies’ willen worden op werk dus allemaal een kantoor baantje nemen

[swift umbra]

also true

dutch

[empty prism]

Look who's talking

[fierce inlet]

123 je kanker moeder op een driewieler

[empty prism]

The king of toxicity

[simple iron]

lol

[swift umbra]

ok bro chill

and the c-word

[fierce inlet]

cunt

[swift umbra]

other one

the illness

[fierce inlet]

came on female?

[swift umbra]

yk what I mean

[fierce inlet]

he’s just being cunty

[swift umbra]

a lot of people die from it

[fierce inlet]

cancer

[swift umbra]

hard to cure

[fierce inlet]

what a naughty word

[swift umbra]

[fierce inlet]

corona isn’t an illness

[swift umbra]

no, what @fierce inlet said

[fierce inlet]

corona is fake

[swift umbra]

oh god, @lavish flame wappie alert!

[sly jackal]

It's a virus...

[fierce inlet]

corona is made up by the government

[sly jackal]

Yes that's what viruses do believe it or not 🤯

[swift umbra]

wow you actually understand the definition of a word sassy?

[sly jackal]

No, But electrisity is

[swift umbra]

last time you didn't know what kidnapping was

[fierce inlet]

guys i’m b

atman

[sly jackal]

I hope you're proud of me

[swift umbra]

yes sir🫡

[sly jackal]

They can't kidnap without your consent

[fierce inlet]

@sly jackal

[swift umbra]

oh ffs🤣

[simple iron]

Kidnapping is illegal?

Didn’t know

[fierce inlet]

guess i’m going to jail

[empty prism]

Not if you ask permission first

[simple iron]

Same

[sly jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-authoritah-authority-respect-my-authority-respect-my-authoritah-gif-4045455

[fierce inlet]

shut up bitchboy

[swift umbra]

basement kids as well?

[simple iron]

Bro is Eric cartman

[sly jackal]

Make me.

[empty prism]

The cab driver kidnapped me and left me when i paid him money

So that's legal

[fierce inlet]

i kidnap elderly people on elektrische fiets zodat wij alleen maak in vrede kunnen leven

[fierce inlet]

nah that’s crazy

[sly jackal]

You give him consent tho as you got in his car willingly

[fierce inlet]

how about i kidnap you

[swift umbra]

please do so, they run me down almost every day

[empty prism]

Yss

[sly jackal]

Good

[empty prism]

Yes

[simple iron]

Kidnapping is just borrowing someone

[fierce inlet]

they also think they are active

[sly jackal]

In a way yes

[fierce inlet]

then i borrow people but never return them

[sly jackal]

Like all of those libary books

[fierce inlet]

imagine actually returning book

npc activities

[sly jackal]

Ik couldn't be me

[swift umbra]

I make it a sport to overtake them, which is a great idea if you've got hayfever and astma...

[fierce inlet]

crazy

[swift umbra]

kinda stupid but fun

[empty prism]

Indeed

[fierce inlet]

i can’t relate since i just yell at them

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-clarkson-top-gear-smug-driving-gif-13545678

i always pass them like this

they get hella confused when a kid on a normal bike passes them at 30 kph😂

[fierce inlet]

lol

how does bro go 30 on a normal bicycle

[swift umbra]

well with headwind its impossible

but with no wind or wind in the back easily

I never go under the 20 really, thats cruising for me

[fierce inlet]

weet je wat echt triest is

[rich ibex]

cruising for me is like 10

[lilac marlin]

@sly jackal congrats