#💬┃gorilla-chat
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hello 😁
Hello Dr
You know what I haven't done in a while? Raced in GTA online
i used to play gta races all the time with my friends on xbox
But it feels awkward only doing it with randoms, when your with friends they lighten up the experiences ten fold.
Question was there someone at the finish line blocking it for other players?
Yos
@simple iron Just lit a fat doobie just now 😋
Huh... looks like I'm not the only smoker here.
I like my smoke too much tbh 
Honestly...same
always one or two of use trying to crash into everyone
Okay now I'm intrigued
Hello
someone good with computer could help me real quick?
Yo can you remove my nick
Yk what these top music industry people do?
i aint eveb playin rn
They sign a contract with the devil and sometimes have to have gay sex as blackmail
Lemme know if u wanna learn more
hello guys
Hello
Hello
Unfortunately not as Its a staff members name
What?
How's that matter?
This been my name since fuck knows
Not my rules bruh
It's not in the rules either so why can't u?
Hello
Happy
Yeh thx

(╥﹏╥)

Welp time to get high
Sup
Hello
just chilling tbh wbu
Not much, waiting for my food to arrive
what u order
Check the trial channel
alr
Hello
took me a whole minute to find what u ordered lol
hello
Lmao
hey guys i found an Acer KG241QS 165hz for 120usd
should i cop?
i want chicken n rice from dis takeaway but its fuckin expensive
i spent all mine yesterday 
Damn
Mine has chicken Schezwan fried rice with chicken dragon gravy 😋
taller than burj khalifah
And i got a offer on it
Hi

sounds good except for the gravy
i dont like the looks of gravy
?
💀
hru
Lol
yeah they did
It says no access for me
noted
goot 
Ya i just joined this server today
noted mr dutch mod

Thats a special chat 
i wanna be nice to ppl but they make it hard 😭
u can ask for help in the lfgs
or do
Ya
Ive cleared some cayo pericos on my own
noice
Even tho the payouts not as good when you not getting gold
ive got a cayo on normal but im ps4
Only on the ps4 version yeah
Ya i gotta get better in cayo perico
Umm...how are you entering the island?
wdym?
How are you entering the island
with a plane duh
I see
you cant see bluetop
for the finale? or scoping?
I see
Finale

Umm...I take the submarine...
I see ALL
i use the tunnel always lol
As i do
Banned
lol
imagine not seeing 
same with the big ass plane (forgot its name)
Hi
Xd planes
is it the alkonost?
yeah
np 
Definitely
Its a sick plane to cruise around in
🤣
Top 3 best planes?
what you talking abeet
sassy is a mood fr
Hydra
Pyro
Bombushka
O
k
I connect with sassy more than any of the others lol
i can see why
sassy wouldnt mind a twin
Always forgetful and generaly always in my own world lmao
I'm speedy asf on laptop lol
same but the typos are 😭
You seen the typus in my warns
🤣
who did this one again?
Nep
ah yes
depends on version they have
I didnt realize that
did that poor guy who got banned for no reason get justice?
you gotta pay like 20$ or something for ps5 version haha
He was trying to scam lol
Since i own the ps4 version i play with ps4 players even tho im using a ps5

yeah same
most of my friends moved to e&e and now they cant play w/ me lol
lMAO
Zaza
zuzu
@sly jackal weather aint looking gud here
We got a storm lol
damn wya
Been windy asf all day
I kinda regret buying the ps5 version of gta and transferring my character to it haha
ooof
Youl prolly get it from us lmao
Nice sunny day good day to smoke a joint
ill blame u if we do lol
The storm ain't stopping me from getting high 

nothing can stop u
Np, Sharing is caring 🤣
Cuz i barely could find anyone I could play on there and I quit gtao not too long after that
why u booli me 
my dealer got arrested what a dumbass
Bro got caught 
Hello
hallo
If he snitch on me
probs in 4k
I’m fucked
Hi
@sly jackal lovely weather right?
So nice
Ngl I love storms and heavy rain
Same
Best weather imo
bro hello kitty nike shoes??

Lmao he gonna pull all bitches in those
Ong
Nahhh people gonna be crying about that crease
Exactlyyy
Lmao no
My mum says hello
I still wanna wear them
My mum says I'm gay
ok
I need to get me a xbox series x at some point so i get get back on my old ass rank 240 xbox account

good evening sirs and ma'ams
Zaza
or a series s, its cheaper
Good evening
I know but i kinda want the black fridge more xd

Im gonna make burritos for dinner with ground beef refried beans cheese salsa jalapeños sour cream and maybe hot sauce
I been overloading em
racism
doesnt sound that good
who hurt you
I dont like beans on burritos
always listen to your parents
eBay shipping costs
reasonable
why is this chat dead 
Ok
I hope your toothpaste never comes out the tube
its thonder
what is rizz
It gonna be gud
?
Coz the boss walked in 
Yos
what does it mean
true 
is this based on what I said in sassys server? 
Yo wag siren
Bruh 5xl
perhaps, you didn’t reply to me fast enough so I followed you here
hello to you 😄
Si
Hru on this fine evening ma'am
Been packing like a lunatic we are going to the caravan this weekend
Yes will be glad to go to sleep tonight tbh
I’m smoking rn trying to destress before I continue packing like a maniac
Lol
how r u today

apart from being high as a kite
Buss

Yk yk doing alright, nice n chill


Jamal
Same
I need 1 more person for prison heist on ps5
Hey @lavish flame, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Takes too long
Wow gta5 online kicked me back to story mode right after i collected the weapons for the heist and i was just about to finish the long and tedious process

Skill issue
Anyone wants to do missions should add me I will do it with him but only 25%
I like that if a random npc robbes a store you can kill em and give the money back and still get 20k and some rp for being a good Samaritan

I whant to play gtav as a respectable person now
What businesses would be legal?
Im asu.ing bunker
The auto shop for the customers cars and thats about it lol
^^
Mabey it is if you only do it through amunstion
What's the pay like? XD
nah selling the parts that are left over from ur production to ammunation is also highly illegal tbh
It was a good day and now it’s fucking raining
sometimes 100k per car
on cars u do in there
What country ate you in?
oh you can also be a taxi driver lol
Wow that's nice! And you get free upgrades on personal vehicles right?
If you have the auto shop you get them discounted
I forgot about that....
Oh still good though
But for the discount to work you gotta customize it inside your auto shop
Sadly America but I soon to be moving somewhere better than this shit hole
Trust me UK is shithole too 
I've heard about the shit there I hope your doing well
lol I’m doing good smoking a joint rn
same lol
Sitting enjoying this storm lol
I don't smoke, I don't even what too
getting high
I don't reccomend it
An expensive habbit
Yeah I use to have asthma I don't know if I still do or not
Excuse any misspelling it's early in the morning
smoking will make that worse bro
Ik
Speak for england ya bam no here
don't worry bout it lol i can't spell for shit either
U cant speak for shit either lad
true but cheaper If you grow it
Lol, I'm also on phone so that can make it better or worse, who knows!
It's illegal to grow it here
You get 7 years if your caught with a plant
Don’t get caught 
Lol
Blud tried to grief my cargo
Trying to play gta5 while following laws is actually kinda boring
Do I even whant to know?
Not much you can do
None of the mc businesses
Wait... the nightclub
Taxi
No
If you don't do the cargo
Ur still selling illegal drugs……
How much do you get from using the taxi lol
What drugs?
Weed coke meth🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
Tony launders through the nightclub
Oh
U sell them out ur nc
Taxi, nightclub (itself) auto workshop, and mc clubhouse alcohol
About 1K per run
Are those in the drinks?
Mc is still illegal
What
Yeah but not the beers you can sell
The drugs
Mc dosn't have alcohol
Why the fuck would those drugs be in the drinks?
Oh
Yes we can sell drinks
Idk
bunker is totally legal
Mc is an illegal thing so anything u sell technically is illegal
Smuggling weapons isn't legal
Yeah you're right
Nah meth is the 100% legal
Get a script for ritalin😆😆

Lmao
We call em buzzers 🤣
😆😆
gta isn’t legal
Imagine deciphering whats legal and not in a game that revolves around illegal shit
The other day I had a modder try and blow me up but missed.... then he summoned in 7-10 Trevor's, then they kept killing me....
Anyway I'm out
Pussy
Cya later
?afk 
@sly jackal I set your AFK: 
Should i buy a hamger i have 2.7M
Buy a kosatka
Nahhhh really? The game about selling drugs and robbing multiple diffrent banks hundreds of time and selling multiple tons of cocaine and weed and countefeit money is illegal? Nahhh
Oh
Ok
Amd night club
You should buy like an arcade
I wonder if we will be able to make custom edp in gta6
Buy maybe a office
can i at least get a fist bump back in the meantime
So you can do cargo missions
Lel im about to start the final for my cayo perico i wonder if i should solo this one
Bro really went for the wrong cupcake
he wanted that cupcake!
how nay coke stack do you have
I don't think i got any this run
Ill check
Should I sel my oppresser and buy a kosatka?
Hey when does the 2x cargo end humans?
Lol theres 2x cargo?
Yea double money on hanger cargo sale
Hello
Hmmm maybe ill save this heist for later then and do some cargo
Good idea
Getting cash sucks
Hello
It does
Yellow
I havent done hanger cargo before i dont think but ill try it out
It’s is easy the one on the top left of the sale I think narcotics I think it is the easiest
Should I sel my oppresser and buy a kosatka?
no
If you bought the oppressor before the price change it's not gonna be worth anything
Does it have a good payout though?
Well, it’s double money right now so currently yes
And it gets to trade price for the starling, the rogue us on discount you also get the trade price for it
It gets a bunch of trade prices look up on YouTube hanger trade price
If you're talking ab hangar then all of them have the same pay
Ab?
Ayo
My cargo value is 180k off of the first steal
About
K
I was starting to sweat cuz im in a full public lobby stealing cargo and i had to drive just a regular chopper
Cuz the cargo was sourced into it
But i safely brought it back in xd
Im gonna source narcotics again
U can do it in invite onlys
Yea
Cuz no one wants to join my ceo in this session
ok so I keep getting caught by a invisible security camera on cayo in the main dock
@mellow cipher
Ask in GTA discussion
Pls someone
can i still get the free autoshop when i connect my prime gaming thing to rockstar?
or was that a one time offer
it was just a one time offer bro
ugh why is it everytime im here it's dead
Hello
any new conversations
You can get a replacement tho
Right

Lmao
when your ps4 ruins your 7hr grind for mw2
i can't help it
💀 it started to freeze so i had to turn it off
Some peoples just sometimes dont have much to talk about
Yeah
What’s the best nightclub in the game
why
i cant b affording new chargers in this cost of living crisis
Hello??? Can someone respond
like in irl
??? Hello
yes
Yo guys pls respond
hello
hey
check #1020992000633348146 idk
?
Any that are closest in the city as possible
Like i usually have most of my stuff near del perro
im rlly hungry
What’s the best
Im about to make burritos for dinner xd i overload mine with toppings

they’re all the same
If you want
it’s just the location
im kinda tired tho ngl
yeah but it's like half past midnight and i don't wanna go downstairs there's spiders
Lol
shud i get food and drink orrrr do i stay in my bed and sleep
Its usually best to eat then sleep
No it isn’t
have sleep for dinner
Eating before you sleep is terrible for your body
ye
hmmmm it's cold outside my bed and tgen if i eat i wont b able to sleep
I thought it was the other way around
Nope
what if i just eat myself into a food coma like at christmas
no like went to eat too much at christmas then u sleep for liek 16 hours
damn how do u even celebrate christmas
Zaza
don't celebrate it
i cud eat then smoke bud cuz then i'd b tired
that's just what i do
wait no then i'd b more hungry
nope
Thunder is fat
they hire staff more frequently now
i was here in 2019-2021
L
ig lol
i'll just go sleep
you missing out on delicious ramen
yo can anyone help me in gta 5 if when i sell my bunker stock and its more than 1 car?
in my name
it's like 12:30 where i live i cant b cooking meals rn
lol
thanks
How about you get off your device and GO TO SLEEP
but i'm hungry
Eat your pillow
Yos
How about you shut the fuck up (both of you)?
How about you take this ratio
a pillow
a sport teacher told me that today bc i was complaining it was cold and my knee hurt
How about you go get some bitches?
How about we smoke zaza
Right back at you bud
i had just fallen down the stairs so tbf i had a point my knee did hurt and it was cold
lol
how about someone else
it was like 2 degrees and british sports kits barely cover anything then the teachers are wrapped in like 6 layers
I don't search for them though, i want a Mitsubishi Eclipse 2001 and not woman bud
lol
does McDonald's still have dollar menu
Who wants a third gen eclipse
Smoke Weed Everyday
omg i have fake kinder beunos
😎
Get a D31A
I thought you drove a blazer
i changed it
Lol
I drive a Bugatti I stole
corolla gr
I'll send you pics in private
Oooo gr Corolla
Sus
Of the Mitsubishi
lol brb
my mums got peach schnapps and they look rlly yummy but the bottle isn't opened so i cant take any
take it
Cringe
Ok
might have to
i got my food and drink
i fell down the stairs again
Bro stop falling down the stairs
it's not ok
i cant walk up the stairs normally bc of the first time i fell down and that causes me to fall down the stairs more
Casino heist anyone
Check businesses chat
i don't even play gta i don't know why i'm here
oh yeah
i cant even remember how i joined
ive been here for ages but i always delete discord then re join
and everytime i come back there's a new bunch of ppl
im acc gna go sleep now girlys
goodnight 💃🕺🦕🦕😨😨👨🦼🤰
Anyone want free Ingame money max unlocks etc. (yes free im doing it as a promotion for my brand) dm me
Sup guys just joined
nice name
gib me vbuks
Brokie
Looking for people to do any heist with that already has the setups done
Extremely Experienced player in the following heists: Cayo Perico and the Casino heist.
Hey @undone wing, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Sexy af ong


No u


are you legal big man?
@sly jackal are you awake
Sassy the Sasquatch is AFK:
- 3 hours ago
Nah
want a green card?
Yes
i’ll marry you RIGHT NOW
@low perch

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


anyone doing the LS challenge car?
Hey @patent canopy, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
I have busnisses in CEO and MC, my question is if you switch form MC to CEO are the productions of the MC then on halt or are they still producing?
I think they are still producing. I’m not entirely sure though
The guys at #🚔┃gta-discussion might know
I don't live there anymore lol
that feeling when you have to poop and you are nowhere a restroom
You have pants for a reason boy
Why do we need underwear if we already have pants
Poop in a trash can
so your butt don’t feel uncomfortable
How bad do u have to poop
what are you yapping about
pooping in public
i hate going to the bathroom in public
it feels so weird
and like awkward
no it feels great, i always out 3 layers of toilet paper on both sides and the top
no because i always cover the toilet seat with paper to protect my cheeks from getting any kind of infections
But like
My thing is people can hear me
Like I don’t want people hearing me blow up the toilet all crazy
No
Damn, okay
I don't even sit down on them toilets in public bathrooms..
all the spiders are always in public bathrooms
I’ve never seen a spider in a public bathroom actually
i stand up while doing it 💀💀
One could crawl up your ass sitting on toilet

ngl who sits down on the toilet in public bathrooms..
there could be every disease on that toilet 😂
Not me
put rolls of toilet paper and stand up while doing it 💀

no chance to get some disease
ok
Shut up blud
U shut up
No one wants your coins you bitch
Why u mad u fat pig
I fucked your mom last night and she was very bad in bed
tf
What about mine

anyone wanna be friends in GTA Online?
?
there was someone who was modding and blowing up almost thousands of stickybombs killing me glitching me into story mode missions and then somehow caused the game to think I killed every player in the game continuously
then I got a bad sport notification telling me to behave
Lol that wasn’t donkay
ah ok
Just a modder
We’ll you probably can’t cause modders are always godmode
yeah but there's ways to counteract their godmode
How
many YouTubers do it all the time one I know of thats really good at it is Nitrix Warlord
Ok
what wasn’t me
i HEAVILY agree pants out of breath
Iwokubinnaneubugadi
None
What is the best stuff to source at my hangar?
Ask here #🚔┃gta-discussion
monki
How everyone’s day goin
First 3
Still sitting in school, so bad wbu?
I’m great
Just had 6 shots
Ima try to drift in gta and see what happens
Ok
Sup
Ok
Does anyone want to run bogdan or casino?
Can anyone help me make a outfit??
@obsidian hollow @marsh sapphire Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
Wtf
Ok
Al u need help lad haha

3 days ago i was dying coz it was too hot and now it snowed
Good
Im hella high
So good?
Smh

Why can't ppl post In the right channel
Idk
Smh
Anything goes in general chat
Fr
There's a channel for self promo for a reason
Oh
Oh that guy
People still run bogdan lmao?
Yeh
My bad
It's easy so yea many ppl do that heist
I'm hoping
I took a break from gta and came back to an almost different game bro
Fr
The doomsday heist, arena, casino, and nightclubs were added
I took a year break and it changed so much
Sometimes the updates aren't always the best
I've played on and off since the doomsday update
I just want to make heaps of money to fill my garage and hangar
I bought it when cayo was added and just started playing it again
Well do u happen to have bogdan?
The Act 2 finale of the doomsday heist
I love cleaning my toilet
Never finished act 1
Oh lol
Never had any friends to play gta with
I didnt either, It took me forever to get all the things done with randoms
So never finished any of the hieghts past cayo and dimond casino
GTA online doesnt have crossplay that's what it sucks on
Ya
Every modern games offer crossplay functionality, i can literally play multiplayer in my PC against someone who is using Android
I know
GTA online becoming old school
It might be too late to add, better they IMPLEMENT crossplay in their next GTA title
True
Ye but different platforms are different versions, such as ps5 and pc or ps4 and xbox
Different gen u mean
Coz ps4 doesnt have the same as ps5 if theyre on new gen game
You should be able to Pick what platforms crossplay is enabled on
are you dumb?
Yes
And?😆
I alr knew you were dumb
I was asking him

Y you trying to start beef
Only difference between ps5 and ps4 is hardware capibilities, there shouldnt be any hindrance to crossplay between them
Tru
agreed
And hsw💀
who tf is this annoying mf spamming server invites
Does anyone wanna join my discord sever
kinda enjoying ac/dc
Nah
their songs are top tier
I’ve played on both and I can confirm it’s accurate
Bruv
Nah isnt ps5 version completely enhanced with better graphics and all that jazz
Either fuck off cunt
😆
Who’s sending discord server lol
@plush siren stop being a pure cunt
Ya but that’s still just hardware inside the last gen consoles
@plush siren get it thru your small head automod is deleting your invites
he got banned
Lol
W xeno
True
was his 2nd self promo incident 
Some bot might be sending it lol
True im enjoying back in black even tho its heard a lot
It’s not like they can’t bring expanded and enhanced to ps4
highway to hell is also a good one 👀 and thunderstruck
They just don’t want to
love thunderstruck
It is on console……..
im also listening to quite a lot of queen
I really wanna buy a chopper and ride down the highway at like 100 mph blasing that some day
I can’t read what I’m typing
lets hope
make sure to invite me when you have the opportunity to do that
fo sure
we can start a club
and ride together 
would be sick
fr
Anyways u listen to another day in paradise by phil collins?
ofc
phill collins also has some bangers
the tarzan music
youll be in my heart and son of a man are great songs
Oh, think twice, 'cause it's another day for you. You and me in paradise
in the air tonight is also good
I was thinking "We will rock you" could be the first ever song i could do on drums
easy lover is also ofc
thats a huge W
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
I like youre music taste sir
same here bud
listen to metallica
Ive never actually heard any of their songs
ong 1969 to 2004 were great years of music
they're pretty good
Already do buddy
yh I heard good things
for real
hmm
led zeppelin was alr
Beatles mid asf
but beatles
queen and michael were absolutely legendary
ever listened to welcome home (sanitarium)?
some of their songs are good
nah the beatles started the whole ass pop genre
In my personal opinion, dying fetus better
Ewww
no 👀 is it a good song?
Pop is ass
pop now especially
very
pop now is repetitive
Metalicas new album is mid
None
pop became boring after like 2010 especially
nah you cappin hard
All songs now r mid asf
i love everybody wants to rule the world
Regardless of genre
Mabye after 2016
if you go saying theres 0 good pop songs
youre braindead respectfully
No it isn’t
never listened to ice spice before
It’s trash
💀💀
Bruh






