#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Ex pedo petroleum
that word should be illegal
@empty prism im lonely
How’d I get gorilla cook role?
By reaching goof gunk level
Did you spin the wheel or something in lester?
🤷♂️
Or did you do pancakes
Who asked
They were all wearing yeezies
Thats actually a war crime
If you wear yeezies you deserve to be tried for war crimes
you dont really have alot of friends , do you ?
Wrong reply
Who asked?
Its sunday actually in some places 🤓
So im now crying in the corner with some bleach
Thought car of the week was starting Saturday?
@lavish flame a young cowboy named billy joe grew restless on the farm boy filled with wanderlust who really meant no harm he changed his clothes and shined his boots and combed his dark hair down and his mother cried as he walked out don't take your guns to town son leave your guns at home bill don't take your guns to town he laughed and kissed his mam and told her your billy joes the man I can shoot as quick and straight as anyone but I wouldn't shoot without a cause id gun nobody down but she cried again as he rode away don't take your guns to town son leave your guns at home
Nah fr now .... probably soon ... because the last guy that won tooked the pic from reddit
Ffs

what?
And they needed a couple of days to sort that out
can anyone help me with lamars desperate times call for... quest
Hey @nimble sky, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
^
Bruh r* bout to drop last gen updates
oh ty would if be other?
Apparently from now only maybe on ps5 and Xbox series and pc
thats all off them ... what is your question ?
that’s not what they’re asking
yeah you can
if i would ask for help in the #💻〢other-lfg-pc
Sad
So the host of the feeca bank is currently afk on the cut board thingy
Had to channel my chakra to see it .. Now i do .
Na it’s fun
Nahhhhhhhhhh das crazyyyyyyyyy
Ikr
Crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
In god we trust
yk the blond columbian that we steal from and that pays for most of our properties?
yeah what about him
ok i see, i thought you were trying to tell us something symbolical about him
lmao
Imo no
Thorton Duggan is more worth it
actually fun
i just did
ayo?
1.25 pm on Sunday and we still waiting for the car of the week that was supposed to be Saturday. Okay.
timezones
They exist yk
brug
Hey
australia?
Tgg us aus. I'm in aus
Tgg never talks here
yeah
Only in staff and helpers chat often
nice?
He a pussy😆😆
Ong
@crimson coral talk plz
Avon#9505 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
Bruh
Hello
lmfao
Never trust a man named chicken soup
Never trust a man named “moderated name”
Anybody born after 2000 is cringe as fuck
when were you born lol
I aint💀💀
Akuma was prob born in 2018
Lol stop capping
kids bord in 2021 can talk now
Honestly
Akuma is capping so hard rn
Is anything i say inappropriate to a kid?
Hell no
Lol nice name blud
Shush
Like what?
Wtf lol
why delete 😢
See u cant answer that coz ur talking shit😆😆
Cow likes them below 18
ayo
I am racist and homophobic
kat you're 60
with 3 kids
one is graduating this year
and your husband cheated on you
And so fucking what?
I have never once been inappropriate to any child
🧢🧢🧢
Ur 20 in a kids server
Doesnt make it any worse me being 10yrs older as i dont say creepy shit
Nah blud you cant make fun of him for being 20 when you’re older 
But i aint making fun of him
You cant be pipin up like that
Hello everyone, we've been noticing targeted harassment by many users to new members who are trying to be active and join the community.
This harassment will never be tolerated. We do not welcome that behavior and will lead to a punishment, just because you have a higher role does not mean you can harass people.
🤓
Shut up nerd
I will spank you
Idk as @crimson coral
Avon#9505 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
yo
yeah I'l asK @crimson coral
i come and avon’s muted 💀
Based af....
Yeah but its them thats making it weird and calling me out on how old i am
Im simply here to have a little laugh n some banter with people
Hello
hello
bye
bye
Bye 👋
.Ik and Avon hello
yo
How much are deluxo missiles

Hank
Anyone wanna help with cayo
Rn
I can’t
Pink diamond and 3 gold
When can u
Blud is selling steamies
you have to wait for dax to call you
Wot?
Why does he not calling me 😫
He don’t wanna talk to you
Lol
🤨
what did i miss
Yo anyone here?
yo
where when and is it going to be raw or with condom?
idc either way for the record
💀
Titan moment
what game is that?
Destiny 2
Hey , These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729



🤕
Who’s this
dead chat
no chats not dead you are
ikr
Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol (DHCP) is a client/server protocol that automatically provides an Internet Protocol (IP) host with its IP address and other related configuration information such as the subnet mask and default gateway
doin a project

This really is a hellhole
ok
daily reminder that it doesn’t matter who you used to be, what matters is who you’re becoming


of course it was, you are incredible
nothing can stop you
I look up to you in awe
daily reminder that your life isn't as bad as you
mommy
which one is ur quote?
idk
be so good that they can’t ignore you
Sup siren
silence peasant

sup
Someone just posted a server link but it looked NSFW
got insta deleted but might wanna warn
lemme check i was ig
Ngl drip
ty
No worries 

u have eyes
not really
feels like ur attacking me for being older than most people

ll give u fucking cheek if i wanna ya fucking idiot
and so fuck if im older
like i asked u earlier when the fuck have i said anythingh inappropriate to a kid?
theres guys in the forzqa servers im in that r over 50
no ur attacking me coz im older than most people

how old are you?
bruh
What
quite rude tbh
nothin just forgot i was in this server
?ban
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Thank u
Now if i was being a creep and dm’ing kids out of nowhere or talking to them creepily then id understand but this feels personal
go to school 
True
college*
hahaha
and no
why do u like to ban people so much
🧢
100% correct
@ivory copper remove the golden gorilla role
crown is better then star
Do you have a worse education than me?
A)yes
B)Yes
c) no
🧢
shush with the caps
do this @ivory copper
not an option
thank you

yeah i stole it
hello @edgy mango
can u share ur discod password with me so i can do maintanence
no sussy stuff
ping me
its Astroyoisapussy
same to u

bye
Want to here some down bad rizz?
HELLO

LURKER
indeed 
What else do u do apart from lurking
and listen to music in the background
Fair enough
greetings fellow discordians
Yo wsg
about to light up my friend wby
Want to hear some bad rizz
Already had 3 this morning
this place is a fucking HAVEN i tell you
alr alr pipe down 😭
You're more addicted to it than me 
Not been to sleep tho so i started early
Addicted isn't the word, It's my fucken life 
Couldn't sleep lol
I sleep like a log every night
I only sleep like twice a week or so lol
what if u were told to never watch it again
😵 
That’s unsustainable!
I would cry 
Still happy tho, Thats the main thing
I dare you not to watch it for a week 
Got banned from a server:/
Yes happiness is very important
I can go that long without it lol
prolly be a few weeks till i watch it again
A month 
Those horrible fucks, how could they ban someone so perfect and Incredible this is pure discrimination of alpha chads
idk lol

I said i have children in my basement
A YEAR 
@everyone i identify as stupid bek and anything other then that will offend me 
😭
I'd be banned too
That’s not fair what if they’re your children, people should never assume!
A year it is lol
nuuuu
It was an anime server
A year is too long with out BLS
i’ve never watched an anime in my life
so tell me, do you accept the dare?
I have to decline unfortunately
Didn't even know if we were 
what else would i watch?
I want to also play dares
Pussy 
Sassy 
I dare you to watch BLS
Thats apart of BLS 
Done, nothing will stop me
Fuck
Its the story of sassy but it only makes sence is you watch the whole bls first
I would like to apply for server owner please
I dare you to walk upside down 
Seems do able
Yea true
it shall be done
Ok i did it
I need proof BTW
You gotta be smoking a zoot at the same time tho 
fuck
ez 😂😂
Yes indeed
Fuck yea 
I dare you to rip a fingernail out
Ouch 
bro already done that even ask sassy

poor mans had to see my hands
I have no feeling in my finger tips anymore I could poke you in your bum and not even know it 😭
I got my finger caught in a massive wood door once finger nail was hanging on by à thread
not the phantom bum poke
Did it hurt?
I've got reynords s i got hardly no feeling in mine either
being stabbed is the worst pain i’ve ever felt besides childbirth
Not much when it happened i was like 4
You've been stabbed?
I was stabbed with a large piece of glass from a broken lamp in the leg and it actually BURNS
Damn
it literally feels like you’re being burned

strange didn’t expect it lol
Oof
Broke my arm jumping like 6 feet onto a bed once too

ngl, that sounds hella fun 
Also when i was 6
I’ve never broken a bone but I have split many things open
Broke my arm when I was 4 lmao

awww that’s horrible
Dew it then
I can’t imagine my babies getting hurt like that
Guess how 
Hurts
I broke my sisters arm when we were kids when we were playing on the monkey bars and I dragged her off of it she fell and landed on her arm weird
My brother said he would catch me but he rolled out of the way
queue the ridiculous incident…

Getting ran over is painful
hahahaha
i don't suggest that
brotherly love
I fell off a ladder 
lmfao what a fanny!
My brothers foot got ran over 
Fucking hurts like a bitch
I’ve never been run over but i’ve run two people over in my lifetime on two separate occasions, one may or may not have been a schoolgirl

He also stepped on a plug real hard
the other a bin man
Wat
Are they alive?
no
Yes the girl was relatively unscathed but the bin man may or may not have broken a leg
Oof

In all my time of driving I have never ran anyone over lol

Once i was picked up and pushed down on someones back it was a game of cops and robbers when i was 10 it hurt my back so much
yes but i’m a woman you see




No comment.
LMFAO
💀
W h a t ?
hey man don’t judge the sun was in my eyes ok
Learn how to drive 

i thought i did, so did my driving instructor
I've only been driving for about 6-7 months tho so still kinda a new driver
maybe he just wanted rid of me cause i talk so muhuh
i’ve been driving for about 12 years

What car you got?
Oh damn
Just say it lol
I went from having a BMW e46 and an ST to having to sell both of them now I have a wee gold mini one
it’s a hard life
rust is a bastard
😭

I got a Golf GTI on its way
F
coming in 5 days or so
i miss the ST especially, but rust ate it alive

nice choice
Ford?
What colour u getting
Grey/black
yes, was on its third map sitting at about 340 break fucking gutted we had to sell it but thankfully even with the rust we still got 2k for the engine alone
I miss going zoom zoom
Black is the worst colour especially in summer
Got vinal stickers im putting on it too
Gav bought vinyl stickers for the ST too and never got around to putting them on
Now my husband refuses to drive my car and only uses his van
he said it’s a woman’s car

I’ve only driven a van maybe twice
Once for me and i nearly crashed it into a wall
But i’ve driven forklifts at my old job
So hard to controll
Forklifts are awesome
I wanna drive a digger or some shit
Does anyone here know what grass is ive never seen it before?
my hubby drives them constantly in his line of work
They raised the free file size limit leesss gooo
Its a myth. not real 
Something you ain't seen 
My bad
stop looking at it and put it in your pipe
Bet

Bong*
pssh

@sly jackal guess what
what?
???
good guess
My phones at 2%
charge it and use it
my profuse apologies, most kindest Sir

My bed is too warm for me to get out
You are all truly unmatched gentlemen
@plain inlet prosecute him
Too lazy 
you are incredible, you make me want to be a better woman
then die with ur phone 
Anyone got any good ways of making money in gta that doesn’t involve a Hiest
That's a rude thing to say 
u can identify as shit in this server no offence
use your businesses especially your nightclub 🙂
Don’t have night club
I take no offence for I look upon you in awe
stop harrassing me weirdo
Missions, client jobs, selling businesses, freemode events, VIP/MC jobs
Buker?
then i suggest you get it asap, do some more heists etc to save up for it if you need to
ok
Ok
I’ll use my bunker and others
Didn't ask 
thats what she said
I just need to get 180k
180k is pennies you’ll get there in no time
Ok
me and the B O Y S
That's cool and all but who cares
have you done the tresure hunts
y?
Yeah
ok
ur ||ex-||gf
have u done the time trials
I am the ex gf 
When I get a night club I’ll save up for a kasatka
not one in my life
👀
Just go ask someone if you can join a heist
Ok
I can run a cayo for you if u want 85%
I’ll see what f there’s any open in a min
I have 1.8 mil? I think saved up from the casino heist
Thx
Im poor
your power is unfathomable
I still have like 10mil
ik
330 something
Yeah
ive made like 500mil so far
Jesus
I would but its not as fun
i have make 360 mil
Should I use my lvl 3 virtue to get around or a helicopter
If you want to spend it all but a luxor deluxe biggest waste of money ever
ik
It’s always more fun when there’s more than one of you playing
Already purchased
what lvl are u in gta?
not sure, around 210 something, stopped playing a month ago
Swift deluxe?
bored?
no
only login once a week to take some screenshots/ buy discount vehicles
I’m doing weapon shipment
yeah had everything and it became repetative
I go back and forth between other games and GTA
Its like 5 mil you could try buying the most expensive possible super yacht
same story except i quit after grinding 250 mil and few days ago
250 cayos is not that hard
I'm going to damn broke trying to fill up all my garages lmao
hello @acoustic barn
already have a maxed out yacht
i grinded like 400m in 2 months 2 weeks , no wonder it got boring soon
Maxed out casino penthouse
That as well
had 1 as a lvl 93
Nice
Maxed out bunker
Done

Maxed out facility?
My god man
Do you just have maxed out everthing?
Yeah
are you back home?
I've been playing since August or something and I only have 310M in comparison
Have you bought and maxed out every house?
Yeah got back a couple hours ago
are we doing dbd today?
that i havent done
Unlikely
Do that to try and spend it
no
yeah figured
ill save it for next dlc
I only got 7m left I feel broke
I have 1.8 mil so you ain't that broke
I have 1.6 what should i buy
Nothing
save until u can buy anything without going broke instantly
I got to like $3 a couple months ago, worked my way back up to 40M and now I'm down to $7M
Im trying to just keep doing casino heist for the kosatka
criminal mastermind is my break
Should I join my friends pacific Hiest is it worth it
If u want to
How much does it give
Depends on the cut they give u
Nvm
if u dont have much money then do it
I’ll sell my stock
Ok
it sucks I missed out on the previous Crate bonus week
Could've made some sweet sweet cash
who wants do race for fun in the airfield
do i get a good sleep or stay up
Sleep obviously
Discord all night is an L move
You can get the acid lab for free if you finish first dose
Fair, tbh i've never really used it
I think its decent if you have it fully upgraded
But for that you need to to 10 Dax missions by phoning him iirc
Acid business is my #2 business personally
whats your #1?
so i looked it up and in a solo lobby u should get 300k per deliivery
NC obvs
fuck yea
nc "?????
My cash factory does ent produce its set up and has product
Fully upgraded the lab puts out 335k without public bonus
Nightclub
how much does that make
With all technicians, storage floors and mc business' etc max is 1.7M
But you always sell around 1.1M
Always want nc to be running at peak efficiency
how long does it take to get to 1m
To get 100% full takes 72 hrs iirc
It's completely passive but I think it's around 30-40hrs to get 1m
👀
You have to be in-game tho
We can't talk about it here but who knows what google can tell you
oh so like external aplication
No
I can dm you with a way
ok
An exploit
keep playing
never would have guessed
You're such a good helper stixz
cheers bubba
how much is nc
Anywhere from 1M to 1.7M
i mean fully upgrading it
I personally think location doesn't matter, I have the cheapest one and sell missions are super easy still
Uhhhh not sure
I got the airport 1
If you keep population up thats another 100k or smth too
And 20M from safe alone
50k per in-game day if you keep popularity full , max safe capacity is 250k
how long have have u had it
ok so im level 15 and have 3m what should i get
I've been playing since August last year so since then
400hours in-game or something
I'd get the kosatka as soon as possible
the sub
I got about 1k hours in online and still can't fly a plane to save my life 
It'll make life much easier and make money making less daunting as a low level
Cayo and casino are both good heists imho
Yeah it'll help you build up your business's quicker so you'll be making more money quicker
Casino is limited to 2+ players tho
Cayo is at least soloable
wait cayo is solo
around how much per heist
adverage is 1.3M
2h 24m cooldown but as you get more businesses you can fill up time between them
depends on what your primary object is
Hi orange chat
Lowest you'd get is 730k if you just wanted to grab tequila and leave
The helpers are actually helping
Hi pink 
Thats our job 🤣

Pretty much yeah
W chs
or should i save from cayo and buy nc
Lmao
Ruby necklace and pink diamond are the best primarys
Yo someone tried sendin a link
Main targets will be anywhere from 900k-1.5M (or whatever pink diamond is) but you have to factor in the fencing fee and labels cut
Bro forgot he was mod 
huh
Bonds and Diamond*
Mindsyrbusiness#6321 was muted. | No reason given.
Nah blud i was just pointin that out
Mindsyrbusiness#6321 has been warned. || self Promo (3)
@empty prism lol gg
Fair enough lad

Sorry lol, Whats confusing you?
fencing fee and labels cut
Pavels cut
Pretty much anyways
I think fencing fee is only 20K or something
He broke
@empty prism another link
imma do last doses first actuallly
You get a free car at the end
People who use temu are Brokie
mojay514#7349 was muted. | No reason given.
ni know thats why
W mod
mojay514#7349 has been warned. || self promo (3)
I'm gonna be in news tomorrow lol
"Fencing fee" just means the person who sells whatever items we take they take a portion of money away for their efforts in selling the stuff it'll usually be around 200k
"Pavels cut" refers to the subs maintainer pavel he takes a small cut off for his efforts on the sub, it'll usually be around 30k
Why
JEE results are out and I'm one of the toppers from my coaching
99+ percentile bitches
Oh congratulations i thought you killed someone

💀
I mean state news not national but still
Partyy
where is the guy the umlock the sub
Can anyone help with heists and other stuff in gta 5 online ps4
Hi
Mornin
Sup
Need to go to the music locker and meet with Madrazo
You think you’re funny?
wheres music lokcer
North entrance at Casino
Go to casino take the elevator down
ok
Say thanks at least😒
I think he is
thx forgot cause in a mission rn

Hey @spark tangle, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Cool but didn’t ask
fook too slow
I did
slowass sassy 
you just did ask
Sassy the Slowpoke

Me right now
Ok
Me in 1938 Germany
Damn I’m unfunny asl
Is reply patched
Glitch talk isn't allowed bro
Why
yall how do i gain access to the xbox channel?
how long is your vacation lol
that's the neet part
you dont
why not
@lavish flame Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
Same here
yeah once you get into senior secondary or high school there is nothing like vacation for you
especially if you're preparing for jee
Jee?
Whats jee?
What’s that a bee?
whats the best way to level up cuz i got 347m but level 23
joint entrance examination
💀💀 wtf
its an exam to get into one of the best uni's here
Never heard of it
Good luck bro
1.3 million sit in that exam only for 15k seats
thanks a lot
so whats the quickest way to level up?
Good luck you got this
Hey, @lavish flame It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂
talk more in every channel except general chats
ez
I think he meant in gta lol
ok
he's talking in game level
oo
Just play the game man , missions , heists , jobs
but is there any quicker way
cuz i got everything i want but im only lvl 23
i got 347m
That makes no sens what so ever
i cant upgrade shit
Do whatever is on x2 xp
want a screen shot lil bro?
Sure i'd like a screen with your mod menu
i got 80m in banked and the rest in deluxos
really funny mate cheers
not bad not good
He got a point
ok, and?
Pure laziness
bro needs a life rather than sitting your fat ass on your computer all day
🤦🏻♂️
who even is u
yall aint got no money irl i jus know
What's that
You need frozen money on gta thats just sad
discord mod? grass?
Are you in another dimention?
not possible
Yes
yes
Just need the + role and Staff removed
I can help with that
and back to level 1

no way this guy jus said having frozen money in a game is worse than having no money irl
lmaooo bro edited it
Yeah no i didnt mean to say that
😂
I meant to say thats just sad
But needing frozen money is sad
just play gta normally
its just sad youd rather have legit money inna game than money irl
i dont actually



