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If i were to say the best insults i would get banned...
Give them a cheese burger with extra chips and a bo'ohw'o'woer
That's more american than anything
Br*tish people eat jellied eels
Gowan then get me some wata
Damn then too they want chips
They rancid tho š¤®
Do eels even have bones?
No clue, Never tried em
Of they do
Idk prolly
Idk
One middle bone thingy
Try to insult me now
When they're alive yes
Imagine
I don't eat them tho, they taste vile
Imagine you put a piece in your mouth and die of shock coz it was alive
Ohh
Shocking experience š¤£
Lmao
Tbh i hate seafood
dumb ways to die
Same
š
Not my choice
L
W
No L

Anyone tried duck?
Nah
Yes
Damn
It's bussin
I'm too vegan ig
Fr
Imma eat meat in front of you
SUSHI
Ew get yo vegan ass out of here smh


Eat meat or else i will chew your meat
What's wrong with being vegan
Took you 5 tries to offend me and i got you in 1 š¤£
š¤£
Howayyy the Brits
Howayyy
Idk


Ahh I called you unpleasant

Indeed
How that s insult Lmfao
Yes I'm a bloke
A man
Oh
šš
Yes u are a fucking man @sly jackal
Hows that an insult š¤£
Ohh thanks for telling me I'll keep that in mind
I could say a sentence that none of you will understand š¤£
Ohh don't forget the bo'ohw'w'oer
Iāve officially lost my AirPod case
Guys say last time I played gta was a year ago what exactly did I miss
Try
Not a lot
Not much, added the drug wars a few cars and thats it
Damn
Happening wor kid
How tf do I start the new missions
what's it mean?
To add they made the cayo perico hard
Wait for Dax to phone you
No other way cuz he ain't calling lmao
@lavish flame What does this mean? 
Don't they're boring
You called me a young teenage kid ig

He will, Unless theres a "D" on your map
Nope
Then?
I'm saying "How are you mate"
Hell naw
Wor kid = Mate/bro
I was not so close
Dammit
There isn't a D but there is an R what's the R
Go to that, it starts the mission series
Casino penthouses now make you money
Buy one
I got one
Then get a yatch with gold fittings they also make money now
A lot 
For gta related topics please take it to #šāgta-discussion So it dosn't clog chat up
Mf š¤£
Thankyou
I'm so bored
Me too
Same tbh
Same
Damn
So we all just bored at 5:40 am damn
how can we entertain eachother
10:41 am
How about you get us a bo'ohw'o'woer and some chips
Gan to tha toon for a canny few pints...Whats this mean?
British I take it?
Yes
Idk

ALREADY 3pmš its not even 6am here

Damn what place?
East coast USA specifically North Carolina
Ohh dayum
@full violet yo
@sly jackal ig the server is dying slowly coz no one is in lfgs or any chat
Ok
Nah its just too early for people, Most people are asleep now
Ohh different time zones
Nvm cya later
Indeed
I got a bo'oh'of'woer
It fells good
Bo'l oh wata
Prove it
Anyone got a joggers job? Ps5
Go to lfgs
Hey @wispy grove, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
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@sly jackal can I be community helper?
Pluss we have too many atm
Ig not thunder is gone and so I Bubba gupa shrimp
I'm not
You don't, If a mod thinks you're worthy for it They will contact you about it
And bubba is still CH lol
its called mod abuse
Yes
Why doesn't he have a logo?
You be reading the chats you're a stalker
i dont think we need any more helpers

Because foxx is salty I haven't accepted his friend request
Same tbh
It was literally the message above mine
But trial mods are getting promoted soon
Are you dense
Ohh
so in a few days it should be back to normal for CH
Yea you'll be gone too
If you gonna be a mod
Bruv I'll be getting promoted š¤£
I'm in batch 2 lol
Yos but they'll need someone for CH
not really
They don't

Even with us 3 gone theres still more than enough CH
I think me, lurking, winter and bubba are enough
Besides Mods can do the same things as CH lol
Atleast give me some motivation
no
@edgy mango u quit lmao
No

Begging for a role just makes it harder for you to get it
I'm joking
Especially with CH and Mods
Btw add me as friend

Nope
We don't need any more

CH is given to those who help the community out of their heart, Not those who beg for it š¤£

Not really, I'm stating facts
Whatever you say
You havn't tho 
Idc tbh either way Its not my decision who gets CH and who dosn't lmao

Have a good day sir

You beg for it nearly everyday š¤£
It's not a good way of getting it
If you want it why don't you just help the community willingly


Ur jokes be making sense
It wasn't a joke...
Yes
I want some help
It does tho
Morning son
Hows life kiddos
good hbu
Good wbu?
W
Soing some cleaning today 
Who u listening to?
Was listening to the "ill be there for u" song
From friends
Banger
Have you mods and Chs talked to tgg ever?
Every day
Yeah lol
Ohh is he cool and stuff ?
Yeah
He super cool 
Talks to trials more often
Yes,I have
The coolest gorilla I know
but he still talks to chs quite a bit
Damn
Ohh
He told me hes happy i do my job well
Congrats
He pays you?
no
can anybody help me do prison break
So how is it a job?
Yes
Go to lfgs
We all pay stixz
yeah 5% each
So he must be rich
You think somebodh that cool would just be here for free?
W stikz
Nah he gets payed
Nah
Yeah
Ohh
Hello ban and mute guy
Majjt 
I want some but I can't get it coz I'm underage
Yeah its only for australian trials and helpers

Hru
How's muting people going on?
West you mean
Bros having fun by himself
Eh, ill go grab a beer with @edgy mango 
Yoo
Good times
Ur family is french?
Nice guys in paris
I want to have fun
Bruh what a chad
I kinda wanna work at the efteling sometime
But its too far to do as a side job 
What
There r no jobs for 16yr olds in india
Hm
They be calling us children till now
Ask bek
He's indian?
@elder pumice what job can 16 year olds do in india
Damn
So many staff and helpers are from india 
Idek
I'm dumb
I think we only have 2 staff/helpers from India
Nvm
Huh
It seems to me every other one is
I think
Nxghtmare
Bek
Thinder
Thunder
And one helper but I forgor
thought i was in a staff chat for a minute
hi
Is there a problem from being Pakistan
i used to rule the world
lol
none
Best job that you can get here as a 16 year old is to work at a McDonaldās
4.20⬠euros per hour
lol $4.20 per hour
Or 800-1000⬠a month ish
However that still isnāt even enough to pay rent here
The average rent price here is literally the whole salary that you can earn at a McDonaldās which is 800-1000⬠š
Democracy at its finest
Good thing u donāt have to pay rent at 16 huh
Ig so yeah
However i might as well become the guy that makes ppl pay the rent cause im looking forward to becoming a politician
Conquestor on her way to increase taxes by 20%
pretty sure if ur 16 you donāt need to pay rent
Wait im a her now š¤Ø
hi

Lucifer
Ddi I say that?
attemp 3 i believe
Didn't you get pissed when somebody call you a him?
U were always a her
Welcome to ze west
attempt 4
No?
i used to rule the world
Donāt lose ur morals
Im legit a guy
iām wondering how many attempts thisāll take
guys please
kevin when we gets a call about herobrine
fr
Seas would rise when I gave the word
now in the morning i sleep alone
I was thinking of a different version of the song
#Cypriot
elaborated
And love to all my british and Scottish friends fr
Ooo nice
At least u have nice weather
Yo
Ok yes thats a bonus and having nice infrastructure is also a bonus HOWEVER the ppl here are lazy,unwilling to do anything and everything takes ages to be completed
Oh and everyone sticks with old traditions
Is scottland any good?
Yeah
Cold but good
Hi
how much does my friend get if i start dr dre
Yoo hey conq, how did exams go?
You still having them or no?
Hey, @fair shuttle It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #šroles select your platform then you'll be able to view #šāgta-discussion š
50k
I had tests which went ok ig but i have exams in May šæ
Which is gonna feel like shit
Waddup
Cause my brithday is in May
gl hopefully you pass
Ty
š
Iām on da road yāall
Nice
hi
am i tripping or is the glass broken
Just a bit scratched
Excuse my ride
The previous owner didnāt really care about the car
lmao
like a huge line going through the windshield
š
Ayo does anyone know how to gain access to the self promo?
any1 else cant get main target in cayo?
lvl 20
Wsp guys
hi
Level 20
ok
Level 200
how do i deal with a drunk person
what
If you were trying to be funny, can you locate the part where i was meant to laugh
yeah iām having trouble finding it too
might have to call dora
online?
because my friend is either drunk as shot
shit
or having a stroke
no
hi
Whats that guys name
Why does he pop up all over my fyp on insta
isnāt that the
Is he suddenly the new sigms male face?
what is love baby donāt hurt me
never
Yeah that music gets put under his videis
But he didnt sing it or shi
Then who is
Bro he is everywhere on yt shorts
it will forever be the sigma
If u say andrew tate instant ban by @lavish flame
Im not going that far
Yh was kidding lol
sigma is patrick bateman
But he is alr gigachad
True
But then who is mike Oheard
idk
Michiel De Ruyter >>
Bro literally sailed into the themes river
stole the english flag ship and burned all the other ships then left
A true gigachad
Steve Irwin>chuck norris>
Chuck norris is above everything
Na bro
William wallace
nothing
Chuck norris once arm wreseled with god and the loser would never set foot on earth again
beats steve irwin
Steve irwin was goated
Nah Abraham Lincoln
steve irwin is a fucking legend
Chuck norris once dropped his wallet while on vacation
L
Thats now the swiss bank
When God said, āLet there be light!ā Chuck Norris said, āSay Please.ā
Hi š
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win
Bro
I found the best one yet
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

???
nice
What's up
hi
Hey
Hi
aussie bacon >>>>> imo
I know this is randum but does annyone know how i give my friend access to the planing screen in the Kosatka in Gta?
I don't think u can
By getting him his own sub
šš
Does anyone know where i can find Kosatka Management if itās Even is a thing than
Interactive menu
In securoserv or services? I donāt know where
Interactive Menu
It'll be up the top
Or you can manage some stuff in the kosatka services menu iirc
The thing u bring up to be a ceoš¤¦š¼āāļø
Yhea i know that But where in the Interactive menu can i find Kosatka management?
Top
Where all the otherāmanagement ā shit normally isš
Services
Bro @sly jackal got mad and got almost a 1000 massages ahead š³
lmao
Yo
How do i report someone violating discord's TOS ?
A verified discord bot plays audio from Youtube
Yo
U should js shut up and let it play the audios
šš
Nah dude i got beef with the guy
Uā¦got beef withā¦..a bot??š¤Ø
š
@scenic jungle
Just dont use the bot
if it plays audio from yt then obviously it can
Anyways its highly unlikely out of all reports discord gets theyre gonna look at yours specifically
Any music
Lol
Average android user
hi
Fucks sake I hate crawlipedes
hi
Good thx, hbu
Nah just having dinner rn
Its 11pm for me lol
Lol
Wspp, hows ur day sir 
Good
Sleeping is for noobs
We dont do that here on discord
Thats what i did while my mom cooked
As a discord user, i can confirm that we dont sleep at all
Fr
He must be noob
As a community helper idk how to sleep
As a trial I had to look up the definition of sleep
Community helpers can only sleep after tgg talks in here
Never sone it before
and for mods sleeping is like lying down in acid
Exactly
You dont do that

He only knows "bad content"
He's too busy fighting with beatsdown
Tgg and the admins will hiss at you when you say "sleep"
I hear they're gonna start a yt boxing match soon
Its not really a fair fight, hes winning hard
i'd actually pay to see that
tggs discord mods vs beatsdowns mods
Although beatsdown has like 3 mods
Unlike most of the yt boxing matches ive seenš
Jake paul vs ksi
We have foxx on our side


@edgy mango a book store was having a clearance sale earlier and i bought a new wimpy kid book
Ooo nice what one?
Lmao what
Josh what up
W 
Wrecking ball
About to do dinosaur bones on rdr2
Read it before and liked it
Takes ages
Ah i see
Literal centuries
Finding dinosaur bones takes longer than i do to find my dad
Boredom really got me listening to old russian war songsš
Imo music was at its peak in the 80s-90s
The collectibles r crazy too š
I got hunting requests, exotics, herbalist challenges, dinosaur bones left
š
U ever heard of "just dont tell mom im in Chechnya"?
If i shareplay you wanna do herbalist for me? š© @hollow slate
I dont play red dead anymore bro
You should check it out, that shit slaps
what's the best way to make money after gta 5 story mode
Replay the hiest the depository one
Assassination missions while playing the stock market
the big score?
but I'm already done with the missions
Yeah
U already did the kill missions?
yeah
Then ur kinda fucked
I'm done with all the missions
Yeah ur fucked
Coz thats how u make enough money to buy the golf club n cinemas
can I just replay it over and over and get more and more money?
Wait that actually works?
Thought it was a one time thing in story mode?
??
I did the big score twice got the money
Didnt know u could replay heists in story mode
Nah I don't think so
U can replay all missions
You won't even have to do setups lmao
but do I go back in time or do I still have all the things I have bought after I did it?
Nah
so I do not go back in time
I chose option A in the end but I replayed the hiest and when I got the money, Trevor was still dead

War thunder is worse than PH fr
Somebody has a Cayo perico im level 26
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#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
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Trading accs
L
@elder pumice
Im trading bans

ššš
Fr fr
Ikr bek wants to buy it tho
Sugma
Ya very much
Manās desperate for a shitty account
Fr with some ugly ass girl outfits š
Haha
linx2dry#1771 was banned. | trading accounts
Ty bek!
I bet hes gonna add me tho ngl
Hey @bronze current, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
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#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
Wait for the dms lol
I need one more person
Pc lfg
I can for 90% of the profits
i prefer pepsi
When he adds me š
š«š«
lol
Lmao
what soul
No he's nice now
Ohh
dw about it š

Your soul
Damn
This stupid ass emergency alert rlly broke
dont have one
ig if someone uses my tv when im not home ill keep muting the tv š
bro i expected it 2 be loud and obnoxious as fuck
Is dead by daylight good?
no

Did u get it?
Its shit
only good with friends
My dog bit me
yeah was shit tho
Ohh
That's the only thing I don't have
@tawny galleon are u in scotland or england
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!
@agile spade next plat should be?
scotland
You be playing it?
what
go for bo3
Dead by daylight
Re village, rdr2 or cold war
cw
Rough
oh i usually play with foxx, bubba and stixz in vc because my irl friends have shit laptops which can't run dbd
Yeah fuck no fire team is dead
lol
Same lmao
I say nothin
If you could include me in anyway?
1 of my last few trophys in cw
i can only play mc with my irl friends lol
L
ask the furry when he wakes up
I can't play that even they don't have it
Alr I'm sure he'll say no, he hates me idk why
he won't unless you don't use vc
Nvm I'll ask him
Thanks
Why the hell people don't play new gen?
It's been out for 2 years
they are broke
Because
Avon what is up

The sky
@elder pumice hi
bye
No thanks
The Ultimate Roast battle
Begin
I knew it you furry
I just did the big score again and I didnt get no money
Sucks to suck
Mouse or whatever
No papi
It takes time maybe 2 in game days for Lester to send the money lmao
why not
@kind shard what colour is your bugatti
Nah we already have 7 people to do it with
Do u guys do YouTube promos
Alr np
No

Cuz, hi hello how are you?
black

For reference he canāt even afford a bicycle
The middle G
Mine invisible.
me?
Mf thats what invisible means!
hi
Hi woxolotl
hi asteroid
I got the fruits and they were yummy
nice
@fiery bay the n word guy Is back
Or is he
š¤¦š¼āāļø
Yes you
Gorilla
Wacist

Hello
No its true
He's a monkist
Are you guys ignoring me or i am invincible
Its not
Ur invisible
Idrc
"only"???
That means i can do anything i want and no one knows
Ye
š¤”
Cry
if you use it after a few warns
u did
You just did
u bypassed the filter
anyways if you make it obvious you're bypassing the n word then youre gonna get punished for it duh
u did š
True
I can smell the obesity through my phone ngl
crazy
get ur head out ur ass then bro 
Ig hes gonna get the mute and warn now
Real
L joke
Mods are on the loose
Wheres the part im meant to laugh
lol ikr
When he said the joke
Thatās the whole point of a joke
then its a shite joke
Thats the whole point of a joke idiot
bro's being racist but we r braindead 
Prolly gonna get muted soon
just dont be racist
quite simple for intelligent people
Just a word tho
Idk probably
but then again racists aint all that intelligent

But if its against rules then ehh
yeah
āAccording to my calculations, jokes arenāt actually meant to be funnyā
You tried to bypass it
Yes
no trying
he did
Bc theyāre clapped
Wsp
Yeah lol
@lavish flame you should check logs, got someone asking if a word can be used to bypass the n word
How much?
dairy milk
K
Then get it
I mean if u can cope with pure autism then sure play on PC
Classic wispa is good
Mhm
Dont pc lobbies still have bare modders
how does the replay heist thing work?
U get just glitchers on console, maybe the occasional modded account
Hey, @kind shard It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #šroles select your platform then you'll be able to view #šāgta-discussion š
Itās a glitch
wdym a glitch
@lavish flame really telling this man to talk about glitches
yes
Replaying finales prob
If its finales then yeah its a glitch blud
Ong
nono in story mode
Go to game
Guy is a mod in gta discord btw
Lmfao
dang it I just wasted my time doing the big score 2 times more then
Yes
Hey everyone!!
Yo does anyone have the hydra setup that they can invite me to
Hey @olive mirage, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Go in lfgs blud
No
Hey Jomo, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
U have a console mate? @lavish flame
Howās everyone doing?
Yeah better to just stay on console
Can you not copy my message<
Was a major scandal of pc corruption shit not too long ago
For pc
Trust money is east to get now g
Ong
U donāt need that shit
e
Ok
ok
ok
@everyone
Failšš



