#💬┃gorilla-chat
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See im willing to take his cut instead
See i am very poor and homeless
Are you trying to make me a doctor 
Al
al
al
la
Huh

Damn
He would be worth atleast a mil
Why does it always have to be me
For the organs at least
He would be hard to transport tho
As you would need a crane
Real
W
Anyone wanna donate their kidney to me 🙂
No but you can to me

Sell your remaining kidney for cash 🤑🤑🤑
Hah my kidneys have kidney failure, so there not much use
How much we talking?
U would be dead
Liar
Only i can sell organs on this server
Chronic Kidney Disease Stage 4. Search it up
And they have to be healthy
He said donate
If that’s fr I’m rly sorry to hear about that
Yes how much kidney
I sold mine
Anyways why are you actually ask strangers on the internet in a gta server for kidneys?
I was diagnosed with clinical depression
All i heard was damn u need to toughen up

I’m bored and upset.
So why not
Why are you upset
Long story
You collect kidneys when you are upset?
This is the reason why I asked on TGG cos you get some good laughs out of it
Because as a soverign citizen its my right to do so also godamn me if i will not invoke the 2nd ammendmant and fire an assult rifle in the air whilst screaming
'Gahdman you liberal hillbillys'!!!
I see
Makes sense
Might as well make light from a dark situation
Impossible
U actually have kidney failiure?
no
Shut up
it’s dix
Bitch
Why are we calling this guy a scammer
I will deport you to memes
Ah yes scammer
Thats y he has shitty coloured name
Ah
shit coloured name?
Thanks for letting me know
I’m scam yo mom

tf u do stare at your shit? 
No more gambling in rdr2 kids 
I ate my nerves
Lmfao
I cant even read the shit colored names
I made Arthur shoot up Saint Denis after i lost a game of poker

They are all just the same person to me
Good
Oh the 3 hands of poker in a row?
I purposefully give Arthur the bad ending cause he always ends up being fat
Well i can when u reply to my message
hi nightmisrw
all challenges were easy besides 8 and 9
Can i have scammer role? So i can shit coloured name?
i got bullied by a racist this morning
i just gotta finish horseman 10, survivalist, herbalist 
U got this
Sure if you say so
It would look good on u
Yay!!!
Poop twins
Yep
nice!
Sup
how are you?
I’ve found Disamuri in the gta online server no way
Herbalist and survivalist gonna have to put off alot
Good wbu
No one cares 
Bc i have testing friday, Thursday and Friday next week 
Why do u feel that this is something to celebrate
so far very boring and annoying cuz some racist was arguing with me in here
but it was alr
Honestly idk
cmm role is so good
Because i wanted shitty name

i can’t see it
Good
i wonder how many hours i have in gta online
wait guys
Now i wont be able to tell u from the others, which is no problem of course
Yes
This is great
Congratulations
poop
Sana is a good person ig 
What
k have no name
I said ig 
at all
Was i ever a bad person
How tf am i gonna know if your a good person 
poopy
In ur eyes
Dump
i don’t exist
Now i can really feel like how i was labelled during my schooldays
A useless shit stain

Nawwww
nah 
Well thanks ig
I am back
i make so many it worries me that the mods think i’m trolling
Hello Umu
someone said that i was worth nothing 
Heya
Dude what is going on rn
How are yall
Im doing great, hbu?
i’m like a known snitch so
I'm good tyy :p
Who are you
Bro go away xbox symbol
Whats up bro
Ah yes
Waiting on my food 
Pizza?
Why am I always so tired like near the end of the night, then I decide to go to sleep and feel not tired at all
How tf did u know
It’s 3:29 in the morning 
Because that's how sleeping works?
Not too much, hby
I know everything
I'm fine
bet
I actually see the future
Lizard person!?!?@?!?@
Nah bruh, like I was falling alseep so I decided to do my teeth ready for bed, now I'm not tired at all
When's my food gonna get done then?
Ah
Try meditating before sleeping 

I'm not gay
Idk I either get knocked assleep instantly or stay up like 2 hours in bed lol
A clear mind will help u sleep 10x better
You weren’t banned??

R u andrew tate
Nope
Nah
Dang lucky you
I’m back
Oh rlly
Only had a 12h mute + a warning
Lol

Yeah
i’m so close to level 30
Mods watching like: 
Who are you
Oh right
there
Yes okay, now i wont forget I promise
better?
Thank u
Imagine not being level 40
mhm
Couldn’t be me 
Imagine grinding discord levels 💀
I have a very shitty memory
Real
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄
Is that ur tattoo
Baguette you bastard
👍
Nah, I wish; I can't even get a tattoo because I'm 16 lmao
Same
L
Just 2 months of talking 
Ah alr i see
It's a singer called Tatiana Shmayluk
It just got done
@midnight chasm happy now?
Lol
Yes thank u
do you got any cross plat games btw

What
Fr me
Ok i pull up
I hate capybaras sm
Capi
L
I hate you more.
@lavish flame don’t ghost ping
Hop out at
For the past few months my friend send me pics of capybara memes nonstop
no
W branden
What did capy do to deserve hatred
WW
Well ig i dont hate them
I’m out here tryna be different don’t hate
W
I just dont rlly think theyr cute any,ore
Eat it with sweet chili sauce
My dog does a capybara stance and glare

That shit looks musty and dusty as hell
Good too
Cacon bheesburger
@maiden urchin
what
Why did u buy a xbox
bc
Are you a bin man?
i got it 7 years ago
Somebody who collects the bins
As a PlayStation player this makes us enemies
okay
Scam them for me
🙏🙏
Does xbox have ghost of tsushima?
idk
No
No lol
How about overwatch?
Please ask one to kindly transfer me £3,284.74
Moose cake
Yes
That’s specific
No it's not.
A yes
Bro got a pound on his cakes 💀💀💀
I’m eating a muffin rn 
What 
U won’t get any money out of that

There was a person that told us to kidnap them
Is that cream on the top..?
I don’t even have image perms to show y’all 
ya
Wtf
Was it good?
We sold ours for £30 with prawns and people were saying it was bad
I went over to the girl I'm going to prom with's house and her dad made fr an amazing steak with a mushroom, wine and either brandy or whiskey sauce
If the girl breaks up with you go for the dad
It is a consideration
Got a nice car too
Yes, than I broke the dads heart because fuck his daughter and his family
I dont expect any less from the poop stain colored user
Thing is, me and her aint together and kinda been considering because we don't talk and shit
Yes, only the adults though I’m not a pedophile
Anybody like kinda classic cars?
I love em
NAHH

The girl's step dad got an audi coupe quattro
Nice
I was gonna rent a ferrari for prom
You hate to see it
But then I quit working for the guy who owned it
The last time I saw a “classic” car was 10 months ago
Whut
Families being broken up
My great-uncle’s 70s Mercedes
Meh
Baguette might get mad 
i am hungry now
Looks good
There's a mac and cheese role?
Can i have that

Steak
Send another 
what
Wait why is ur name steak
jupiter
Oh i didnt know thats what that meant
I took off my screen saver and oml my phone looks so much more crispi
Hi cutie
Sup cutie part 2
Part 2 💀💀💀💀
I support u 🏳️🌈
I didn't see it cutie part 3
Sup
Mod
they asked abt my nickname
Oni chan
What's with it?
how you have me the name steak lol
So u like steak
I just sneezed all over my arse
Imagine dragons is my favourite band
I think thunderstruck
Poor taste
But my favourite song is demons not thunder
You asked should i name myself steak or stxnce (tbh i don't rlly Remember the second option
)
me neither
Guys what do you think is the next car in the podium?
Matter of preference 👀
Nickelback underrated fr
Me
Nxghtmare where u at
Did bro ask in chat for himself
Must be razor
Nxghtmare is a mod
...
Get on my back I will give ya a ride
Self dater?
@ivory copper heyyy 😍
mariah carey
Bro went offline 
Orf
Fuck catfishing
Does everybody want to give me some tips on the Casino hist
Hey @north snow, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
Everybody 
Nope
What the f
Tf 💀
That me don’t hate
Alright alright

Nah women have my boobs
Bro what
Imagine getting banned on the day of results
I’m gonna get Tgg channel watch
"Hey guys we happy to announce 123 123 for being selected and we are even happier to announce razor has been banned '
Sounds fun ngl

Lol
Just when i thought our love was blooming
Bitch thy name is baguette
yo
Not like I’m gonna do it 
i got like 10+ mill rn
Irl?
i have most things but is theire any think i can buy rn
Slow
thats worth it
Lol
Yatch
Pls buy me
?ban for helping 
Oh you remember now do you
dont have the vigliante
I thought you would say Luxor deulox
il look into it
Exactly
Demo of RaZoR’s mod reign 
No
my simp game got a insta kill switch mod 
W
no game is safe
i finally mastered the new cayo replay gl*tch and i make more than 15 million a day
Ok
hehehehaw
demo of unicorns having sex with dragons
/warn for thinking that’s an achievement 
oh
Wtf 
achievement for me cause i was used to the old you know the g word
Why flex that
yeah but there is another achievment here called "ban hammer"
anyway. im getting bored so i am looking for players to do cmm with
Hey @fluid pilot, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
This
no point in building an army now
The game is about grinding different ways of making money, glitching fr just destroys that
L
this isnt harry potter , "you know who, the g word " isnt gonna neglect that you are talking about glitches 👀
all of them are dead channels no one respond
Excuse me?
Nice
yes kind sir?
Lmfaooo

he's jelous of the unicorns
im already Crab God with nothing left to collect
but let me tell you its gonna be painful for dragons
hello people
Hello blazeitt
hello
Depends who is fucking how 
Crabs 
Sup blaze
hru?
I have noticed a slight... defect with my charger
sup bro
ill live :whistles:
im okay, wbu
NPC mod 
Scroll up just a bit
im ok im tired af though
Because you can put it in both ways, I realised 1 side is fast charging and the other is slow...?
NPC human

king of crabs
No it’s called a phone
why are you tired? froggie was too good 

There was a girl asking after you
Nah im good
the children bully me
just bully them
Already got one?
can’t be a girl worth looking at in here
not even razor?
yeye you knowi had an amazing time but imalso helping him on roblox rn im such simp
they got kill switches now
nah it aint like that
Me
We straight
oh i thought you were talking about irl
nah
no sword fights?
Wait you don't
Why use outdated tech
ill give you 1$ for it
i rather play gta in a public lobby
Ok
I’d rather not play at all
Thought you would , wish you luck ig
whats going on rn im to tired to understand
Lmfao
Nothing
wait ill tell you
Go to sleep
your loss
I will when i want
One way or another

i need a full de breifing rq
@unborn spruce
this is enough
to explain
idk why anyone wouldnt like gta
Why would anyone think that
games are supposed to be challenging
enought too know i dont wanna be in the convos
correct
Yeah and gta isn’t
i saved your tired night
lol
There are much better non dead games out there
What's challenging bout GTA ?
yea bye
What happened I went to make something?
cayo 

your husband has arrived
Your bf is here
ahhahaha
Oh husband?
Nothing worth talking about

My catfishing lasted 5 mins 
stop dominating your wife
I don’t have a wife
Taxi work and MC sales 
Best 5 mins of your life?
i got 4 acc playing muder msytorys rn
@wind stag im sorry about this 😦
The weirdest 
sword fights?
Ouhhh

LMFAO
goodnight fellas
I’m going
both going at the same time 
Still evening for me ...
we know whats going on


What if I exploded guys
we will get chicken feathers
You would unalive
for all the chicken butts you ate
Does anyone here like carti
I would be sad 
No
no but i like cart
Be honest
Who doesn't like carti
I am
Me
but you will have a better chance for staff of the month
you should be happy
I’ll never get staff of the month again fr
Yes
They don’t like me like that

do you miss being red
Not really
Me

I wont get it this month ...
way to be optimistic
Atleast it'll suprise me
That would be good!!!
5 days have passed
You’re getting staff of the month next month don’t worry
But what if you get it?
I know a guy
his name is chicken?
im looking for highly skilled insane godlevel amazing Fabolous players to do criminal mastermind with. plez dm me for the LOVE OF GOD
if you don't dm me, you like men

Hey @fluid pilot, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
shit my bad
those channels are more dead than my fucking social life
nice.
soon you will be fatter than it
Last month i had the most chance but didnt even get honorable mention 
It’ll happen eventually Mars
you should be happy your social life is not like gorrila chat
nah soon worms will be feeding on his corpse cause he is stuffing too many burgers
dafuq
Thanks for believing in me beanbottom
No problem Saturn
names are changing too fast
wait do you get doomsday cmm if you play duo with the same person
We should have those kinda names for ppl who don't have some yet like mamajjt
Call him ugly
And if i ban you it'll go down?

i think thats still a good deal, more satisfying than Sotm
For what's the s?
I don't think staff members qualify for motm
the one with dasu leaderboard?
everyone is qualified for it
Yeah
But we Cant win #🚘┃car-of-the-week either so why would we be Able to win motm??
isnt that because you dont get votes
or is it not allowed to win
Pretty sure Fox or mamajjt has won before but it went to second place that time
o.O
weird
ive seen bek enter multiple times
ive won it 3 times i guess, didnt even enter this one
the role disappears in a week
event winner and extra perms for a week
i was very happy when i won the first car of the week because i was below level 30 so i got gifs perms
Hey @lavish flame, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
and do you know how to simply give it in the first place?
lazy people dont deserve 6m
your previous name was something unusual
yeah
only alphabets and numbers are allowed in username
no emojis/symbols/other languages
Hey @lavish flame, do you have an issue related to the server? Go to #📁〢support/report and react on the 📨 to create a support ticket.
create a ticket
and tell them you wont change your name to chinese again
its not an emoji , its the server role icon
just like your playstation logo
click on my name , you will see all the roles

yo
good morning
woke up early i guess?
Good morninggg
Yea gym
about to sleep soon xD
yeah xD
Wsp peeps
didnt know that exists
Im doing to see it this weekend
yes
Rock man🗿
nice,did you see it?
Lol
Orf

Sheeeesh money wasted on a texting app
And no one ever mentioned it 👀
Namaste
Ok thanks homie
Hi how are you
Sure lemme pass it through the screen
How high are you
Hii thunder im doing good hbu
Thanks
Insert it in your ass and he will insert the mobile in his ass, then you both can kiss
Guys hold on brb
Namaste
No role for you
You are?
It's called "fatass" role
You are not worthy yet
😂😂😂😂

🧑🎤
Bro spent money on himself
That's what everyone should do
Tire
Instead of wasting it on others
Don’t give to others, Give to yourself -Tom Hardy
Shush u scammer
Spelling not grammar
what do you mean
I don’t need to use grammar
You do though
Also
You forgot to capitalize the beginning and add a period to the end of your sentence
Mate shush
Ok
Thank u
He said he’d shush so don’t continue
I lied
And now he’s arguing again

Ye like how u lied to some poor guy to get that role
I am a scammer
Shut up slow Tyler
What
No problem
Omg
Thank you
Ur dumb as shit
I try my hardest
Ur definitely under the age of ten
10 year olds aren’t allowed on discord actually
Ye so get off it
Yeah so why are you on here
Cause I’m not 10
Proof?
Read discord tos
I have returned
How should I prove it
Show me your passport
@oblique robin I’m sorry ur not ten
Hello
Ok
Hello
What are we talking abt
@oblique robin plz forgive me I was wrong for calling u ten
Hmm
I don’t forgive you
Why not
Idk I’m having fun
Sorry for calling u ten ur not ten
I was wrong
9?
Ur 9
Predictable
Bruva from a muva just leave my mousekatool brudda
Even better
He can’t get one
Because i don't need one
He chose the girl instead of the ps5 in that song so he can’t get one
Or cuz u chose the girl in the it’s me or the ps5 song
What song
Ok
Cmon u haven’t heard it
You aren't very clear
So it’s LegendaryFire48
I have no idea what you're trying to say
It’s where this girl goes it’s me or the ps5 and she’s kinda smokin and this dude goes Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass
Lol
Ur shit
Fortnite? Really
Ye it was back in like 2020
If it was nothing or fortnite I'd pick nothing
W
I haven’t played Fortnite since it’s release date and I haven’t regretted it so far
I mean u have no choice but to pick her cause she said if u pick the ps5 she gon run it over
I mean I would pick her 1 I have an Xbox and 2 she kinda smokin u know
Link?
W
Dm
True
Ok I’ll add shortly
I can pick the ps5 then run her over
W
Bye guys,cya soon 👋
Or I can pick her and we can both play the ps5 so many loopholes
Because you want to play fortnite with her 👀
Bye ansh
Peace
Nah we playing Spider-Man
🫂
She can be gwen
Scammerrrrrrr
The ps5 version
Or
Mate idk
You main clash
It has miles written on it
I said here I got Xbox so what d u expect
I tend to dabble in a little bit of everything
Same
Same
Well not 10
I had 9
Nice
They do?
Goodbye
Cory
In the past year of playing gta online everyday (almost) I have never once had maude come up on map or text my character until today when I googled it after watching a yt video. Weird lol
Huh
Your iPad has virus
Yeah idk why that happens
Links
Naughty links
They chicken tenders to give u viruses
So u haven’t been using brazzers
Today we gon get a meteorite that comes real close to earth and a pink moon let’s go
no
No
I'm gonna do them, then the hatchet one to be able to afford to do Cayo perico (idk how to spell lol), on my account for the first time (done it with others tho. I'm almost 300k off
Nice
Hi
Sup
why goku is gay
Why goku is gay?
Make anything gay but not goku
Nooo
Anyways
What's the best armor?
MC
Just kidding
Payday 2
Main acc got banned by discord
So this is an alt
“Raiding”








