💬┃gorilla-chat

[undone prairie]

Just hear

[flat sonnet]

I can do Australian oh nvm

[void atlas]

Cant join the vc as Scottish people make me deafness

[undone prairie]

Nah I will speak bit quiet

[void atlas]

Sorry for the spelling im high on baked beans and toast

[undone prairie]

And I’m not Scottish

I’m Indian

I can do accent

[flat sonnet]

Dang beans and toast the new drugs eh

[undone prairie]

Lol

[void atlas]

Yeah and theyre cheaper than colonisation

[undone prairie]

It look disgusting asf ya wanker

[void atlas]

Its great really

[fading scroll]

Grass is

[flat sonnet]

Yeah you can really sniff grass and make Coca Cola (cocaine£

[undone prairie]

Yes

[fading scroll]

People smoke it up like their life was over every day like groundhog day

[undone prairie]

Cocaine

Cum

[flat sonnet]

Nice

[void atlas]

Bro this is a discord server
Not Wales

[undone prairie]

Thx

[fading scroll]

Ik thats makin' a comeback

[undone prairie]

Oh I forgot

[flat sonnet]

🤣

Lol

[undone prairie]

I forgot for a second

[void atlas]

Those lot are worse than Scotland
The fiend for sheep
Sound like crack addicts
And smoke roasted pigs

[undone prairie]

Cock innit mate get in me vc wanker

Cum

Yes

How much?

For 1 pound

[void atlas]

As i said this isnt Cardiff

[undone prairie]

Sad

Les goo

How much mate

Good innit

I take your whole stock

[fading scroll]

Give me Al's mountain

[undone prairie]

Yes

I want your stock

[void atlas]

How has this descended into you too talking about selling drugs and cum?

[undone prairie]

And smell of cock mate also put there innit

[undone prairie]

Alr innit?

Ok

[fading scroll]

Ignore it

[undone prairie]

Eh might as well put the blood in there

Stroke till it’s red

[flat sonnet]

Ok then

[fading scroll]

It happens 😂😂😂

[undone prairie]

Stroke till red

[void atlas]

How are you not locked up in prison?

[undone prairie]

Cum

[flat sonnet]

You want a bag of crack and cum too?

[fading scroll]

If it doesn't stop bleeding. Go to the hospital or say look my nose is a girl

[undone prairie]

I live in wales and Scotland mate (jk)

[void atlas]

You two have a combined age of 6 and thats adding your ages together

[undone prairie]

Yes

[flat sonnet]

Prob not

[undone prairie]

Adin stroke till red

I need that cum cocks smell and crack

[flat sonnet]

Chill

[void atlas]

I went to Wales on a holiday once and i shit you not a Sheep pissed and shat on my mums car
This was when i was like 10

[undone prairie]

Ok

[fading scroll]

@flat sonnet don't we all need friends in the police force? Lol

[undone prairie]

Gigasheep

[undone prairie]

Ah yes corputtion

Very good

[flat sonnet]

They*

[undone prairie]

I stroke my cock tell it drowns in blood

[flat sonnet]

Oh GOD

[undone prairie]

And I watch hentai

Yes

[jovial drum]

@weak thicket wake up (my old acc got disabled for no reason) 💀

[void atlas]

How are you not on a list of people who arent allowed in 50 miles of a school

[undone prairie]

And all of the lollies

[flat sonnet]

Man You took it too far

[undone prairie]

I’m in school

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-creepy-smile-gif-18297390

[flat sonnet]

Cuz I kidnapped everyone there

[fading scroll]

You're disgusting. Normal folk when they hear you say i watched hentai.

[undone prairie]

Go king hell

[void atlas]

Pray for those kidd

Kids

[undone prairie]

Yes

My friend. Also does that

[undone prairie]

Jk

Nothing

[void atlas]

I saw what you just said you fiens

Fiend

[undone prairie]

Nah

Wdym

[fading scroll]

You're good man

[void atlas]

He said he watched Cp
Your surely not 13

[fading scroll]

I was just playing

[undone prairie]

Bro I was kidding

Chill

[flat sonnet]

Same

[fading scroll]

Sometimes I don't show it when I had to.

[void atlas]

Na you two took it too far

[undone prairie]

Wdym

[flat sonnet]

Bro I didn’t mean what I said mate

[void atlas]

It was funny until you started talking about corn and drugs
Then it became weird af

[undone prairie]

Look at food flex there is fucking beans and bread

[flat sonnet]

Ikr

[undone prairie]

Yes

[fading scroll]

Ape doesn't let go 😂

[flat sonnet]

I wanted him to stop but yea this happen

[undone prairie]

Bruh what happend

The fbi came ?

Or cia?

Or interpol?

[fading scroll]

Bless my A hole personal but...

[undone prairie]

I am getting raided

Help

[void atlas]

I had an account on here like a year ago but it got token locked because i pissed of some fiend on a minecraft server

Logged

[flat sonnet]

Yea I’m actually a secret fbi agent reavenger you are under arrest

[undone prairie]

I am getting raided by cia and interpol

[flat sonnet]

That’s good

[fading scroll]

It is what it is. I came here for gta chat and people don't like it, too bad. And if i don't like what you said, you will get a rightful earful.

[undone prairie]

I need to hide the children in my basements

[flat sonnet]

Bruh

[undone prairie]

I have nukes don’t ask why

[flat sonnet]

@undone prairie it’s not funny anymore mate

[fading scroll]

Autism?

[void atlas]

Yes its now just turned into brain dead nothingness

[undone prairie]

Damn

Anyways

[flat sonnet]

I agree with @void atlas

[undone prairie]

Eh true

[fading scroll]

Always an autism joke by everyone except me the autistic person himself.

[flat sonnet]

I’m not autistic but it’s just not funny

Mate what

[void atlas]

Bro can u just stop? It boring and unfunny

[undone prairie]

Ok

[flat sonnet]

True

[undone prairie]

Fine

What do we talk about

[flat sonnet]

GTA

I guess

[undone prairie]

Mine doesn’t even fucking open

I got fucking scammed bruh

Rockstar Games

[void atlas]

Nothing im gonna do something better than speak on discord too you fiends

[flat sonnet]

Same

[undone prairie]

Yes

[fading scroll]

Ape you begging isnt gonna make your situation better

[flat sonnet]

Bro I don’t wanna take blame for this I didn’t wanna get involved too much

[fading scroll]

Ride it out like the rest of us normal people

[void atlas]

Wdym blame it is what it it doesnt matter at all

[undone prairie]

Tech companies in china and japan are hiring big tiddy cheerleaders for programmers

[flat sonnet]

Ok

[flat sonnet]

Wow

[sinful stirrup]

everytime i look in this channel at least one person is acting wild

[fading scroll]

So their mods can wank it. Why else do you think they did?

[flat sonnet]

True

[fading scroll]

Hire girls with puppies and lowcuts. Asian tech companies

[undone prairie]

Yes

[void atlas]

Yeah theyre all like 13 lol as is most of gtas playerbase

[undone prairie]

As I said big titty girls

[fading scroll]

That's every discord channel @sinful stirrup

[void atlas]

This would make a great Critikal video ngl

[undone prairie]

Yes

[fading scroll]

Every..... Single...... One...... Reality. In eric cartman voice.... Get over it.

[sinful stirrup]

wait most of the gta playerbase isn't 18 and over

[undone prairie]

Are you guys anti furry?

[undone prairie]

Nah

[fading scroll]

If charlie is watching us he would get mo1st.

[undone prairie]

Bro really thought

Ayo

[undone prairie]

Like bill Cosby

[small needle]

?

[void atlas]

Yeah lol why do you think public servers are so cancerous?

[fading scroll]

Uh charlie doesn't slip on in on us unlike bill cosby

[undone prairie]

Yea

[fading scroll]

Or r*** us

[undone prairie]

True

[sinful stirrup]

uh

...

[undone prairie]

Yes

[fading scroll]

I don't like using that word personally

[small needle]

Stop, both of you @undone prairie @fading scroll

[undone prairie]

Oh I forgot

Mods

[fading scroll]

You got a problem live with it

[void atlas]

My first gta discord in a hear and this is what i see?

year

[sinful stirrup]

maybe take the convo to the dms

[fading scroll]

Sorry @small needle

[small needle]

Okay

[undone prairie]

Nah the none can see it

[flat sonnet]

Wow this has been a nice movie tbh

[fading scroll]

👍

[undone prairie]

It’s good the mod didn’t see previous chat

Yes

[void atlas]

Oh holy mod Greentop what version of Gta do you partake on

[fading scroll]

Welcome to Hollywood adin Israeli vibes.

[flat sonnet]

Oh god don’t even mention that country

[sinful stirrup]

lol that got deleted real quick

[undone prairie]

I

I AINT fucking reading this

Too fucking long

[flat sonnet]

It got deleted

[fading scroll]

I don't respond to random dm's unless we had a chat previously

[undone prairie]

Yea

[flat sonnet]

Same here

[lavish flame]

Hey

[undone prairie]

Same

[drowsy sail]

Or your just to lazy to read

[undone prairie]

Was it you

[lavish flame]

Was what me?

[undone prairie]

Too lazy to read

[void atlas]

Actually stop typing degenerate stuff then deleting its not funny and its just weird af

[undone prairie]

Wdym

[fading scroll]

@drowsy sail then don't send paragraphs the solution is simple

[undone prairie]

Yes

Too long

No one will read

[sinful stirrup]

i did

[fading scroll]

I have a bad habit of that myself but i try to make it too where its fun at least

Otherwise screw paragraphs

[undone prairie]

Yes

[fading scroll]

In paragraphs i just look for key words then give you my 2 cents

[undone prairie]

Some women said masterbation is witchcraft

[fading scroll]

It is brother

[undone prairie]

Then I be a fucking wizard

[fading scroll]

For them that is

[undone prairie]

Yea

[fading scroll]

Cause they freak me Tf out when the board comes out

[undone prairie]

Then I would be a fucking wizard who can destroy the universe

[fading scroll]

But if she's a Stoner ill say screw it and get comfy.

[undone prairie]

Yea

[fading scroll]

Weed preferably but if shes got redwoods lol IDC. Raised in a home of smokers so im no stranger to secondary unfortunately

What witchcraft have you seen @undone prairie

[tropic eagle]

The casino heist is very hard if you don’t plan well 😪

[void atlas]

Not really just look up a guide for silent and big con

Aggresive isnt worth it

[tropic eagle]

Really ?

[void atlas]

Yes

[tropic eagle]

Today I did the big corn but after hacking the elevator the guards kill us when we fail to kill them

[void atlas]

Dont kill them

Only melee them

[tropic eagle]

Yh I hit the first guard down. But the rest will catch me

[void atlas]

Which way did u go?

What route

[tropic eagle]

I played for about 5 hours just trying to win with my friend

[void atlas]

What disguise did u use?

[tropic eagle]

Agatha’s office

[tropic eagle]

Bugstars

[void atlas]

Only use gruppe sechs if you cant do it

Its the easiest to use

[tropic eagle]

Yh I found that out on YouTube

[void atlas]

Because you get into vault immediatly

Then dont kill anyone in the vault

[tropic eagle]

Am doing the gruppe sech prep part 2

[void atlas]

Do u have a ps5?

[tropic eagle]

It’s ps4 pro

[void atlas]

Ik it says pc but if u have a ps5 as well i can help u

Ok sorry you will have to find someone else

[tropic eagle]

Yh

[void atlas]

Make a post on ps4 lfg

[tropic eagle]

I don’t play gta 5 on my pc

[void atlas]

Ok thats fine

[tropic eagle]

I just logged into discord on the pc

[tropic eagle]

That is why it says pc

[void atlas]

Do u have ps4 stuff? In this server?

[tropic eagle]

Like ?

[void atlas]

If not go to #roles and select ps4 i believe thats how to do it or dm someone on ps4
Its my logo but coloured in basically i think

[tropic eagle]

Oh ok

Thanks

[void atlas]

Its all chill

We all help eachother out on this server

[tropic eagle]

Yh

Bye

[void atlas]

See ya

[tropic eagle]

Kk

[lavish flame]

Sta deal

[storm bear]

hopefully 3rd time lucky doing the last first dose mission

[muted lichen]

Hey guys

[woven heart]

hi

[muted lichen]

Can you guys help with heist

Later

[woven heart]

ask in lfg

channel

[muted lichen]

Alright thanks mate

[fading scroll]

@woven heart better than lspd telling you what to do

[stiff crescent]

@cunning void @cunning void @cunning void can u kick me from this server ur all boring

@cunning void

I wanna get kicked tbh i thought it was a guy💀

[upper fractal]

NoScopeJohnny83#4593 was kicked. | asked for it

[light frost]

hi

[lapis widget]

[hearty pagoda]

Wazzap ppl

Hows everyone doing today

[lavish flame]

Why doesn’t he just leave instead of asking

[boreal eagle]

Not sure, he got the dawg in him

[boreal eagle]

You got armoured kuruma

[stable relic]

Why not just leave

https://tenor.com/view/leave-go-away-just-leave-you-are-annoying-leave-server-gif-17802417

[boreal eagle]

It’s the law of attraction

[cunning void]

cause he wanted to ping me multiple times and get attention

[hearty pagoda]

Lmao kids these days

[agile spade]

can i get urs shordy

[hollow musk]

Clean

[light frost]

[cunning void]

[agile spade]

you blushed nd cant admit it

[viral wren]

U 18?

[weak lily]

Hey how do you enter the car thing?

[viral wren]

If they show candy, then get in

[weak lily]

No the car show thing

[elder pumice]

click on #1089640228404342886

[viral wren]

Oh u mean in gta ? Then #gta-discussion

Hey bek

[elder pumice]

he means #🚘┃car-of-the-week lol

[elder pumice]

hi

wrong reply

but you get it

[viral wren]

Where r the old guys?

Like cow , desert and others ?

[elder pumice]

lol desert

[worn crown]

[elder pumice]

@raw warren you got a fan

[viral wren]

I'm sorry but I just returned to discord after a few months

[deft kindle]

They long gone bro

Except cow

[viral wren]

Hmm..

Well ig I'm returning to being active in discord so y not in tgg

It's one of the first I ever joined

[elder pumice]

we all know what happened to a lot of accounts

[viral wren]

I dont

[deft kindle]

[viral wren]

Wht happened

[fading scroll]

People who put those cartoon/movie character blanking, palming or raging in chat. "Lets see how long it takes for people to get annoyed by looking at them."

Cause tf do I know what you're talking about when you respond like that.

[fading scroll]

Haha that's actually good

Cant complain about that one

[viral wren]

Lmao gus becoming a father

[fading scroll]

Sounds dangerous af with how reserved he seems

[viral wren]

Pedro pascal popping off ngl

He is in every great show

[fading scroll]

The blank look, his smile or his mad face

Loved his work in BB and Saul.

[toxic widget]

anyone intrested in doing cmm (xbox)

[woeful palm]

Anyone wanna do prison setup 2 (ps)

[upper fractal]

Hey @toxic widget, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

@woeful palm Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.

[fading scroll]

To be fair we saw it through Walter's eyes. Breaking Bad. BCS, eyes of saul, mike. It be nice to have a show/movie through Gus's perspective

Ohhhh look out another victim of police brutality

Yes sir

[elder pumice]

🍮

[fading scroll]

Through Jesse's perspective

[weak lily]

Hey how do you enter the vitue car in the car thing

[fading scroll]

Coffee and donuts thx to @upper fractal

[elder pumice]

i almost died today because 2 dumb fucking people stopped in middle of the road

[fading scroll]

Tell me about it bro

[weak lily]

What is your guys favorite car in GTA 5?

[fading scroll]

Krieger

[elder pumice]

so i was going on the highway with my bike (going around 70 kmph) and 2 different cars stopped in middle of the fucking road and argued there and i almost crashed on the car

[fading scroll]

70kph? So roughly 45 ballpark

[weak lily]

Anyone else?

[hearty pagoda]

And that's why you should always carry a twelve gauge shotg-

[elder pumice]

that's only for my 100% discount voucher

[hearty pagoda]

Nah ,it also does great job at making people silent

[elder pumice]

i usually have it unloaded i get uncomfortable at seeing injuries

[storm bear]

Na + I did it, I can easy do everything but when I was driving the brickade off the train it got stuck twice beforehand

[fading scroll]

Hope you gave the driver(s) a good tearin'

[elder pumice]

lol i called the police on those people

[hearty pagoda]

Hehe nice one, anyways, you doing alright bud?
Haven't seen you for a while

[elder pumice]

oh im doing great other than losing my mind over ds

[hearty pagoda]

Eyy don't worry about it,stuff happens

Glad to hear your doing alright

[toxic widget]

can u check dm?

[elder pumice]

there's 2 fucking archers standing at where i need to go on a small ledge and i fell like 10 times so far

anor londo and sen's fortress are cancer

[hearty pagoda]

Dang bro,google translate had stroke translating that ,ima check my longman dictionary xd

[humble crescent]

Hello

exchange Submarine

[topaz lion]

A glock is easier to carry

[elder pumice]

i want to be intimidating

[topaz lion]

The last thing someone feels after looking at you is intimidating

They first think you're adorable

🥰

[cloud cove]

whats your elo in blitz in chess.com?

NEVERMIND

Wrong server!!!!!!!!!!!

2100

[lavish flame]

Hiya

[twin crater]

No

[sturdy gorge]

heyy

[wind stag]

[upbeat crystal]

i have had the best 48 hours in gta online!

i got the podium vehicle! i got the final car from the drug wars dlc and i got my first 3 mil and a sub!

[lavish flame]

That’s great

[wind stag]

K

[jagged wraith]

I got a life and quit playing gta online

that's better then that man

[wind stag]

I learned how money works by reading Rich Dad Poor Dad

That’s better than that

[jagged wraith]

I completed Gambler challenge 8 in rdr2

Better then that;)

[wind stag]

GG

[jagged wraith]

lol it was the hardest 1

[wind stag]

I honestly could get RDR2 platinum

Mods

[jagged wraith]

Same with no mods fr

[empty prism]

2 more to go

[jagged wraith]

I just want it done

[empty prism]

Hmm

[wind stag]

3 AM in the morning

[foggy talon]

Hey ya'll

[wind stag]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-eating-3am-sleep-up-for-food-gif-10318105

[foggy talon]

Hope theres no commotion in here

[wind stag]

What

U actually a cop or u made that name up?

[foggy talon]

I'm a real cop alright buddy

[empty prism]

Lol

[wind stag]

Which city?

[empty prism]

[wind stag]

/country

[foggy talon]

A small town in Texas is where I'm situated at the moment

But with my job

I'm always connecting with many people from all over the world

[wind stag]

Nice

So is there a lot of crime there or no crime at all?

[empty prism]

Why would he be a cop

If there wer no crimes

[wind stag]

To make 5 yr olds happy cause they always wanted to meet a cop

[empty prism]

No 5yr olds want to meet a cop

Where tf are you from 👀

[wind stag]

Pakistan

[empty prism]

When you were 5 you wanted to meet cops 👀

[wind stag]

Yea

I wanted an autograph

[knotty stratus]

Im trying to sell smth to the street dealer and it shows the following message "Transaction failed .... pls rebbot the game" I did it and didnt fix, what do I do?

[wind stag]

Delete acc and make new one then try again

[knotty stratus]

wtf

What

[wind stag]

It works

[knotty stratus]

Ok

Cool

[wind stag]

[empty prism]

Strange

Must be an internet issue

[wind stag]

Must be a skill issue

[void atlas]

Anyone play on ps5 here?

[wind stag]

No

[void atlas]

Yeah

[knotty stratus]

My friend has the same problem, we tried and diferent sessions and in the same session...

[void atlas]

English Dave will eat you if you have a skill issuw

[knotty stratus]

Too weird I know

[upper fractal]

Hey @void atlas, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[void atlas]

Issue

[wind stag]

Roast the staff is over

[empty prism]

Oh

[wind stag]

It was mostly bad roasts and people flirting with April

[void atlas]

Tf?
Ppl flirting with mods

[wind stag]

Yea

[void atlas]

Down astronmiclly

I cant spell

[wind stag]

One guy ping Rock and said “are u brain tumour? Cause I can’t get u out of my mind”

🤣🤣

[void atlas]

I wish they made a massive catfish and tallied up the amount of ppl that are down bad and post every account in this chat lol
Ultimate humilation

[wind stag]

That would be class

[void atlas]

Did that with my sister we had about 500 messages lol this was in gta

[empty prism]

Yeah

[wind stag]

I sent my fav 2 roasts in memes

[empty prism]

That's nothing

I know this will win

[wind stag]

Fr 😂

[empty prism]

[cunning gull]

hey guys i need to make some money any one want to do a hiest

[wind stag]

No

[upper fractal]

Hey @cunning gull, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[void atlas]

Na im currently getting epic car picture

[cunning gull]

thx

[void atlas]

Bro really replied to a bot

[maiden urchin]

i ate a brickade

[wind stag]

?ban @empty prism for being helpful

[void atlas]

Ban griefers for no bitches

[empty prism]

Yeah 👀

[worn crown]

Bruv

[wind stag]

https://tenor.com/view/disrespect-me-personally-level-gif-25738659

It’s true

[void atlas]

Grinders and griefers dont have bitches

[wind stag]

No irl* friends

[void atlas]

Its just one of them are assholes and the others have social anxiety and professional syndrome

Yup although most grinders are chill tbh hardcore grinders are just sad tbh

I pity them

[wind stag]

Just be the guy who has fun doing whatever he likes

[void atlas]

Nothing to do but crates and imaginary drugs

[wind stag]

Hardcore grinders AKA The Professional

[void atlas]

Tbf the professional got lucky and does it for a job

[wind stag]

Or Aggressive Cayo

[void atlas]

Im talking about the ones that do it instead of getting a full time job

[wind stag]

Or start an online business

[void atlas]

Lol they dont know nothing but gta

[wind stag]

Then LEARN

Buy a course

[void atlas]

They cant do that

[wind stag]

Or go to a seminar

[void atlas]

Theyre very scared of anything social

Bro how did u get that photo?
Thats my face reveal

[wind stag]

“Ur gonna die anyway no need to do anything productive”

[void atlas]

Tbf i had intense social anxiety thanks to bullying

[twin crater]

You

[void atlas]

But im working to get ova it and luckily i dont sit on gta as i coping mechagnism

[wind stag]

I had skill issue in scoring free kicks in football

[twin crater]

You

[wind stag]

But worked on it and I’m good now

[tropic eagle]

Ape I did it

[void atlas]

Roberto Carlos will eat u if u have free kick skill issue

[tropic eagle]

Thanks man

[void atlas]

Np

Good for you

[tropic eagle]

I used the guppe sech

[unreal echo]

did y’all see that thing about tiktok in court

[wind stag]

Fr

[tropic eagle]

And I made sure they were not wearing helmets

[void atlas]

Ok

[wind stag]

The getting banned thing?

[unreal echo]

Yeah something like that

[void atlas]

Yeah i just watched critikal lol

[unreal echo]

Bro this guy said does tiktok connect to the home wifi LMFAO

What else is it supposed to connect to?💀

[wind stag]

I hope it gets banned from the entire world

[lavish flame]

Hello

[wind stag]

Telephone

[empty prism]

What can you expect from tiktokers

[void atlas]

Id love to see r9 vs Nikocado Avocado in an eating contest

[empty prism]

Hello

[void atlas]

Idk who would win tbh

[wind stag]

💀💀💀💀

[lavish flame]

Did yall hear a murderer got caught by his Alexa

[wind stag]

Wtf

Fr?

[empty prism]

Did you hear about the dog vs monkey wars

[wind stag]

O

[unreal echo]

same video

[void atlas]

Yes

Im currently fighting for monkes everywhere

[lavish flame]

Yeahh

[wind stag]

Dayum

[unreal echo]

Like bro

[wind stag]

Women be betraying their man

[empty prism]

No I'm talking about the real one

[void atlas]

Ok

[empty prism]

Not a joke

Apparently

In a town in india

Monkeys are lifting small dogs and puppies

And throwing them off the roof

[wind stag]

If TikTok gets banned those lean underage dancers will become broke

[void atlas]

Bro tiktok pays shit anyway lol

[wind stag]

But those TikTok dropshippwrs will lose a lotta money

[wind stag]

How much does it even pay?

[empty prism]

Tiktok isn't for money, it's just for the certification that you need medical help

[wind stag]

Fact

I am proud that I never even installed nor made an Acc on TikTok

[robust glacier]

Paying ppl to run me 6 cayos I only got cashapp rn no PayPal dm me if ya down PS5 OR PS4 ONLY

[wind stag]

Tf

[empty prism]

Lmao

[buoyant bolt]

E

[wind stag]

Who tf pays someone to work for a virtual currency 😂

[buoyant bolt]

Alot of ppl

[wind stag]

That’s like paying someone to promote ur Nightclub IN GTA

[empty prism]

Hi

I have a question

[buoyant bolt]

What

I am in bad sport Just saying

[empty prism]

Are you a cat or a bunny

[buoyant bolt]

Both

[empty prism]

Talented

https://tenor.com/view/katze-cat-hasenohren-bunny-ears-gif-24097339

[buoyant bolt]

Brother

[spark nymph]

Do u have a ps5 any1

[void atlas]

Yh

[spark nymph]

Can u help me

[twin crater]

You

[wind stag]

[void atlas]

I just tazed an alturist member in the cock and he fell off a cliff

[thin orbit]

Guys do i become money from the night club while i am offline

[void atlas]

Not sure

[thin orbit]

On ps 4

[void atlas]

It doesnt

[thin orbit]

So no

[void atlas]

Yes

It doesnt produce

[worn crown]

Justified

[regal kite]

[void atlas]

I really feel like a pic of the week competition would be nice to see who could take the most scenic and creative pics in gta online

Maybe winners get a shoutout or something in a community post?

[spark nymph]

How to I get afk

[undone mango]

nice

lol

[spark nymph]

I’m on ps5

[undone mango]

nice

[spark nymph]

How do I be afk

[void atlas]

Go on yt or something

[worn crown]

Why can’t I apartment Warp anymore

[void atlas]

U gotta wait for inv

[unreal echo]

#📆fact-of-the-day

[worn crown]

It’s been days

[frozen vault]

Anyone got Lamar's van on Xbox one?

[cyan sigil]

hi

[rigid ocean]

Go to the LS Car meet. Enter the the test driving area alone. Then you drive back into the meet, then where it asks you to enter or not, just leave the option there

[spark nymph]

I did it and it wasn’t working

[magic tulip]

hi

[sturdy gorge]

hiii!

golly ur on gta for 5 hours

holy smokes!

[celest zealot]

[rigid ocean]

Really?! Gorilla shared the tip on YouTube

Is the Casno heist still a good heist?

[lavish flame]

No

[celest zealot]

Yes

[void atlas]

Yh it is tbh
I make stacks while still finding ways to make it fun

Like on silent i tazed all the guards in the vault room

I just let them run up on me and i blind fire them

[regal kite]

Me peesonally, there are a bunch of glitches in the casino heist. But it is undoubtedly the second to most funnest heist in the game

[crystal steppe]

Anyone know a good way of making money on a new acc besides acid lab and ceo work

[rigid ocean]

Thanks ^^

[rigid ocean]

I'm definitely thinking of doing the Casnio heist for the sake of fun. Maybe try the Stealth approach for once

[regal kite]

Cayo, payphone gits

[regal kite]

Yea, i always do the stealth and big con.. aggressive is for fun cuz its not really a good money making strategy

[crystal steppe]

@regal kite what I don't have kosatka or agency

[regal kite]

Then do the x3 adversary modes.. last week i got 500k off of 2 matches of 3x adversary mode

Or x2

[rigid ocean]

Never realized Aggressive doesn't give much money, though it's true it gives you less time to get the money 😅
Big Con, I always use the Bank trucks since you can walk all the way to the vault. I'll try Stealth next time I GTA

[rigid ocean]

Nightclub helps a lot to build up the money to those properties

[regal kite]

Yea, if you know everything about the guards vision and stuff, then its a piece of cake. And its true that aggressive isnt the best strategy. You get shot at and lose money

[rigid ocean]

Thanks again, I hope the randoms I get are good, or that any of my friends will be on 😅 . Yeah. Though I always use the sewer entrance to make it quick to the vault

[regal kite]

Yea, have a good say

[rigid ocean]

You too man ^^

[empty prism]

By doing 3 contacts

[rigid ocean]

Also just curious. I've been to the part of real life LA where GTA 5 is based on. If you owned the properties in GTA Online in real life too, where would you choose to stay for a few nights in LA?

I'd probably stay in either the Casino Penthouse or one of the High End Apartments. One night on the Yacht for the sake of touring LA from the waters

[regal kite]

I would stay 1 night at the maze bank tower, 1 at the yacht, 1 at the casino, and 1 at the eclipse penthousd

[empty prism]

That's too many nights

[regal kite]

4 nights?

[empty prism]

How do you know you won't get stabbed on the first night 👀

[regal kite]

Cuz i can just respawn

[empty prism]

You should spend it on mount chiliad

[regal kite]

No.. im going to go to fort zancudo.. without owning a hangar there

[empty prism]

A very dumb choice 👀

[regal kite]

No its not. I can call lester to get the cops off me

[rigid ocean]

I'd use the Yacht for only one night because I'd want to see the rest of LA from within.
I can't decide between the Penthouse and High End Apartment because one has its own kitchen, but the other has a spa tub, a theatre room, a pool, and has employees taking care of it

[rigid ocean]

That'd be a lot of moving, unless you have enough clothes at each location

[empty prism]

Why would you want your own kitchen

[regal kite]

I can just switch sessions, and set different spawn locations

Its easy

[empty prism]

-_-

[rigid ocean]

Food of course. I'm talking about what it'd be like owning these properties irl, and of course irl we need to eat

[empty prism]

https://tenor.com/view/asdf-movie-punt-kick-donewiththis-gif-26537188

[empty prism]

You don't have to cook when you are that rich

You can order

[regal kite]

Just go to the shop and get snax

[regal kite]

Ill respawn... right?

[rigid ocean]

Good point

[regal kite]

Yea

[simple iron]

[empty prism]

No this kick I'm gonna do it to you irl

There's no respawn after that

[regal kite]

Its no big deal, i can call meryweather

[rigid ocean]

Yeah, plus the Penthouse does have that empty space where you can fit a kitchen, asuming management allows you to customize your pentouse that much

[empty prism]

Logic died

[regal kite]

No, it respawned at the hospital

In strawberry

[rigid ocean]

Or call your own private security from your Facility

[regal kite]

Wait what

You can do that?

[empty prism]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-fox-goodbye-gif-22248525

[regal kite]

Pasta

[rigid ocean]

Yes, if you own the Facility, there's an upgrade for you buy an armory or something where you get your own guys to replace Merryweather, but I didn't buy it

[regal kite]

I bought it

Whats their phone number?

[rigid ocean]

I just bought the Facility, the living quarters, and did the heist

[regal kite]

Ok

[rigid ocean]

No idea. Also I of course skipped the Orbital Cannon

[regal kite]

Yea me too

Waste of money

[rigid ocean]

Exactly

[regal kite]

Ye

[rigid ocean]

So assuming the Casino irl would allow me to include a kitchen, I'd spend my stay in LA in the Casino Penthouse since it has the most comfort
I know I could order the staff to bring me food, but there's a satisfaction in cooking your own food, plus I can get snacks

[rigid ocean]

There's a satisfaction to cooking your own food, and an immediate access to snacks. Plus lessens the chances of someone poisoning you 😵

[twin crater]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gangster-monkey-monk-monke-shaptic-gif-21239890

[golden temple]

Bro I spent over like 9 hours playing rdr2 rn it's 5:33 and my alarm goes off at 7:30

[lavish flame]

Dang @golden temple

[golden temple]

Yeah

[lavish flame]

It’s 12:38 for me and my alarm goes off at 8:00Am

[golden temple]

Lol

[lavish flame]

Gotta get all those guns am i right?

[golden temple]

Yeah good ol emmets pistol ext and story and ofc getting high honor for ch6

[lavish flame]

Yeeah

All the guns are easy

Algernon's revolver is a pain tho

[lavish flame]

Kenny

[verbal zealot]

TGG for this weeks "car of the week" does it have to be a clean car or race car?

[lavish flame]

Hi

[gusty void]

Hey

[empty prism]

Cute

[plain inlet]

Racist aru?!

[gusty void]

Which secondary loot is better between weed and cash while running Cayo heist

[plain inlet]

Weed

[empty prism]

Weed

[gusty void]

Ok thanks

[wheat sentinel]

:t

[ivory wharf]

who wants too play and maybe do some missions

[upper fractal]

Hey @ivory wharf, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[plain inlet]

Howd u find out about it

Ong ion kno what that is

Please kindly explain it to me 🙏

[timid oak]

I wouldn't let that slide

[plain inlet]

The 10 rabbits

[edgy mango]

ngl the wrong australian owns this server

[lavish flame]

Hi

[boreal eagle]

What’s the right Australian?

[acoustic barn]

Me

[edgy mango]

^

Any australian but tgg

[regal kite]

No way

Are we talking about the upside down?

[celest zealot]

[regal kite]

What?

The aussie, the emu haters, they aint emo they emu?

U get it right?

[bronze ermine]

emu war

[fluid falcon]

Hey guys, seeing if everyone's good

[regal kite]

Yea

Im attempting to pull an all nighter

[bronze ermine]

hi im good just woke up

[bronze ermine]

whats that

[regal kite]

When u stay up all night

No sleep

From sunset to sunrise

[bronze ermine]

i once did that without noticing

[regal kite]

Lol

[void atlas]

Lol i slept for like 3 hrs because of my cat being demanding

[regal kite]

The fucking cat always

[bronze ermine]

as a cat owner i can relate

[regal kite]

Yea same

[hearty pagoda]

Wazzap ppl

[boreal eagle]

I come from the land down under..

You are?

Doing what exactly?

In mc?

[celest zealot]

[boreal eagle]

Say that again, @full violet

Oh

Wait-

I didn’t expect you to say it

[celest zealot]

[boreal eagle]

It was a threat

[celest zealot]

[boreal eagle]

I wasn’t just asking you to say it again

PULL UP!

Come to south USA

[celest zealot]

[boreal eagle]

ALABASMA!

[unborn spruce]

Hey

[boreal eagle]

You see this, there clips 📋

I don’t have a girl who’s a friend

So that’s a no

What’s bad about sneak0?

[celest zealot]

[boreal eagle]

He’s like the tate

I mean like watching your gf isn’t that bad is it

Je vais vais to le donc le Vigny

Larry

[unborn spruce]

Hey people

[boreal eagle]

What’s the derivative of sec x

[celest zealot]

Pls Shut larry is talking now

[boreal eagle]

You learn that in hs?

[celest zealot]

[boreal eagle]

You from USA?

[unborn spruce]

So rude lol

[celest zealot]

Ya

[unborn spruce]

Kat moew

[celest zealot]

[boreal eagle]

So whatcha do in the US then

Fly eagles?

Then what about the spy pidgins

[celest zealot]

@unborn spruce

[boreal eagle]

They destroyed water Cars! I’m going to find who did it!

[celest zealot]

[boreal eagle]

Is France collapsing or something

[unborn spruce]

Moew cat

[boreal eagle]

French Revolution

[celest zealot]

#💰lester

[unborn spruce]

Yea

[boreal eagle]

How’s life

[celest zealot]

#💰lester

[unborn spruce]

Good hmhru

[boreal eagle]

The movie?

[heady forge]

Hopefully this weeks weekly update is better than now.

[boreal eagle]

It’s still good

200k in a hr

I’m making what you make in 4 years

[raw warren]

pikachu!

[boreal eagle]

Ayooo

Oh an hr

[celest zealot]

[raw warren]

raichu!

[celest zealot]

[scenic jungle]

Bro

[void atlas]

My new boss looks like Lester Crest

[scenic jungle]

[void atlas]

Cant wait for some irl Heists

[scenic jungle]

Bro took whole 10mins to write that

Wow

[void atlas]

Ill make sure to get the best routes for everyone

Wait what?

[scenic jungle]

Send pics

[scenic jungle]

Can you tho?

[void atlas]

Yep

Ill get Big Con and silent and sneaky for u all

[scenic jungle]

Send me apic of your boss bruh

[void atlas]

Cant send u my boss pic but found a pic of a random Lesta lookalike who he looks identical too

[scenic jungle]

#📸┃photography-flex

[celest zealot]

#📸┃gta-media

[scenic jungle]

Go

Do it

[celest zealot]

Yes do it

@void atlas

[scenic jungle]

Pussy post your boss's pics i dare you

[celest zealot]

Lol

[scenic jungle]

@void atlas

[void atlas]

Bro give me a minute the pic aint downloading and i cant post a link

[scenic jungle]

Bruh just take a pic irl

[void atlas]

I cant whip out my phone and take a pic that be hella weird and plus i think id fired lol as he is very high up

[celest zealot]

Noob

[scenic jungle]

Twist your boss's balls and push them up a bit to take screen shot

[scenic jungle]

Fr

I can take a literal selfie with my boss and feel proud about it cuh.

[celest zealot]

[void atlas]

Mate i literally cant lol as this lesta dont fuck about

[scenic jungle]

But I'm to insecure about it

[scenic jungle]

You in a mafia or smth lol

[void atlas]

Just use an eraser on the imagine and a ginger pen for the hair and you have lesta

[void atlas]

Na lol but this lesta like 6 foot and doesnt need a stick

[scenic jungle]

[scenic jungle]

Put him in a wheelchair

Jk

[void atlas]

I may ask him about another heist though

See how that goes

[scenic jungle]

[void atlas]

Ill ask about the local Bank since i have no casino where i live

Im not boutta drive like 4hrs for some 6/10 lesta to rob a bank

'Casino'

[scenic jungle]

You high or smth

[void atlas]

Na just sleep deprived

My cats demanded attention and as such got like 2 hours sleep lol

[scenic jungle]

#🐕┃pet-flex

Okay les go

Post your cat

[void atlas]

Ok

[celest zealot]

Lol

[scenic jungle]

He ain't going to ig

He will either get a pic from the Internet or he ain't going to

[celest zealot]

Bc he is lying

He don’t have boss cat nothing

[scenic jungle]

Yeah

He making stuff up

[celest zealot]

Like larry

[void atlas]

I literally just posted a pic of my cat

I have 2 others

[scenic jungle]

Will approve it with a cat selfie take a selfie with him/her

Nice cat btw

[pseudo wraith]

@empty prism Just realised there's a country in Africa for every letter of the alphabet except the letter K

[empty prism]

Tf

Thank you for the important information i guess

[void atlas]

I just realised that if you do this equation:
Lesters Walking+Trevors hairline+Michaels old age× The professionals social life- steve haines's leg+chops weed addiction you get
Go fuck yourself
Jk have a good day im just posting random shit

[pseudo wraith]

...you were supposed to say Kenya then I was gonna say Kenya suck deez nutes 😦

[empty prism]

Ohh

I'm sorry i failed your epic roast moment

I didn't even know where kenya actually was

[void atlas]

You will now be eaten by Nicocado Avocado
L bozo

As u failed epic deez nutz challenge

Any of you seen the new spider species?

Im guess where
Australia
I think its called the yellow trapdoor or something like that

Its a golden Trapdoor spider sorry

[celest zealot]

[ashen kernel]

So what do you guys think about the new RE:4 remake?

[empty prism]

Looks good

It was an epic game for my childhood

[ashen kernel]

I see some people crying about the cut content lol

[empty prism]

As in what?

[ashen kernel]

As in hah

[empty prism]

They need to realise its a resident evil 4 remake,not a new resident evil game

[ashen kernel]

Yea that's what i was thinking

[empty prism]

It's for those who wanna enjoy the very old game in better graphics and optimisation

I used to play it on ps2

[ashen kernel]

I saw a lot of posts saying that, they disagree with the cut content and they are grateful for not buying it

Still don't understand why but. That's an internet for you

[empty prism]

Yeah

[celest zealot]

[fading jackal]

Hey

[lavish flame]

Heyyy

[raw warren]

Byeee

[lavish flame]

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I put more e haha

I win

[timber token]

Guys

I got an Quistion

I joined a session

And

Everyone left

Im the only one it in

It was public

I joined then everyoneleft

[sudden spindle]

Hey does anyone play on ps5

[lavish flame]

Maybe your internet is laggy

[lavish flame]

Yeah

[ashen elbow]

I just saw the modder interview
This dude barely scratched the surface, i'd like to give another interview but since i can't message TGG i'm not really sure how to
I'd like to point out what modders can do, how many modders are in a lobby (also how to spot some of em), what can be done to get around certain things (not even the half of what a modder is able to do but still.. at least something) and discuss some other things aswell
I'd be fine him recording me as long as he censors the name

[sudden spindle]

@lavish flame yeah nice

[celest zealot]

#👉roles select ps5 role

[sudden spindle]

@celest zealot thanks

[opaque bison]

Hey guys, how do I join the TGG crew on GTA?

[celest zealot]

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-wtf-what-confused-tate-gif-26307517

[sudden spindle]

@lavish flame wtf?

[lavish flame]

Wut?

[north tundra]

hello bro

[north tundra]

i'm new anyone has kosatka?

[sudden spindle]

@lavish flame I'm guessing you ment to be I don't know how to join ggt grew

[lavish flame]

Obv

[sudden spindle]

@north tundra how much money you have?

@lavish flame all good

[celest zealot]

[sudden spindle]

@celest zealot

[celest zealot]

[sudden spindle]

Who is bored of gta ?

[lavish flame]

I am haha

[fluid wyvern]

Me

Starting watching on Twitter

[sudden spindle]

@lavish flame yeah can gta 6 hurry up

[timber token]

Ok ty

[celest zealot]

[edgy mango]

give them time, if u were making gta 6 you would take way longer

[sudden spindle]

@edgy mango yeah good point

[wind stag]

The longer a game takes the better the product is

[edgy mango]

True

[wind stag]

Eg : RDR2

God of war

[sudden spindle]

I'm not getting any younger lol

[edgy mango]

Havent they spent like over a $1,000,000,000 on it

[celest zealot]

[wind stag]

Fr

[wind stag]

Skill issue

The older I get the younger I become

[edgy mango]

None of us are, were dying very slowly from the second were born

[celest zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

[sudden spindle]

@wind stag haha

[celest zealot]

[celest zealot]

"The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death."

[edgy mango]

lol

[celest zealot]

[sudden spindle]

@lavish flame

[nocturne coyote]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1060714129888907346/1060941144625786930/kot_camp.gif

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[nocturne coyote]

i have

[nocturne coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/theoffice-stanley-blank-stare-waiting-gif-7195670

[celest zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/reikouwu2-gif-20327386

[upbeat yew]

i thought those were not legs

[celest zealot]

[empty prism]

Simp 👀

[lavish flame]

Anyone wanna play gta ??

[upper fractal]

Hey @lavish flame, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[empty prism]

^

[lavish flame]

I play on pc

[empty prism]

Go to those channels

[unborn spruce]

Hey guys your bff is back

[empty prism]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-penguins-penguin-love-penguin-hug-slapping-gif-24271495

[unborn spruce]

Wow thunder so rude

[empty prism]

Haha