💬┃gorilla-chat

[lavish flame]

the npcs are the ones who spend their life on discord

[lime jasper]

who the f are u

[lavish flame]

Jewelz tryna gas April quit playin 😂

[lime jasper]

peasant

[lavish flame]

lol he proved my point already

[ivory copper]

u the only npc up in here lil bro

[lavish flame]

you've joined when?

[naive canyon]

epic-raptor-15#5232 was muted. | Pinging Tgg

[empty prism]

Doesn't that make up the latest npc?

[lime jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/what-huh-what-you-talkin-about-gif-7358150

[empty prism]

Man tried roasting tgg 😂

[lavish flame]

is "npc" the most creative insult you can think of

[ivory copper]

Wow that roast has really made me contemplate my life decisions and rethink my life.I will now resign and leave forever to become a billionaire like Elon Musk and make my parents proud.

[lavish flame]

the iq density of you guys here is lower than 0

[empty prism]

No i think Barry is the biggest insult

[lavish flame]

wow you got me

i don't know how ill recover from that

[unreal echo]

Hers was better than every single one in there💀💀

[ivory copper]

Ong bruh

[lavish flame]

Doubt

[empty prism]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-is-medicine-medicine-pill-meds-mental-health-gif-21231143

[lavish flame]

april ain't gonna let you smash lil bro

You ain’t slick I know what you up to

👀

[lime jasper]

Hey nightmare I’m looking around and there is not a lot of diversity here. We’re just one more white guy away from a Klan meeting.

[ivory copper]

Well I’m not a/the white guy

[lime jasper]

Mexican ?

[ivory copper]

No

[lime jasper]

oh Asian then

[lavish flame]

must be indian

[empty prism]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-good-garfield-hey-good-looking-hey-handsome-looking-in-the-mirror-gif-20294451

[lavish flame]

you should give it to @lavish flame then so he has a chance of winning

Factual statement

[ivory copper]

Nah

Ain’t none of yall winning

[lavish flame]

Helo

[lime jasper]

the problem is ppl dont have any punchline in the roast and also we dont know half of the sTAFF HERE

[ivory copper]

Then just roast the staff you know

[lime jasper]

u

ik

[ivory copper]

I was expecting to get bashed but this shit is so cringe

Most of them aren’t

Ig go try your luck in #1086698074497355917

[lavish flame]

Idk why y’all surprised this happens with every event

[ivory copper]

tbh true u right

[empty prism]

Too high expectations

[lavish flame]

If you done this a couple months back it would have been WAY different

I promise you

[ivory copper]

Welp

Basically you guys are terrible at insults

[lavish flame]

What is going on in the tgg hellhole today

[ivory copper]

I expected better from you longtime members

smh

[empty prism]

Ikr

Sadge

[deft vector]

Might cop

[empty prism]

Come on bagelpoop

[lime jasper]

mate dont worry

[deft vector]

Hi kat

[ivory copper]

No way this dude typed up a whole ass essay

[lavish flame]

5XL??? WTF

[lavish flame]

Fr I just saw that

Bro this dude wrote a whole essay LMAO

[ivory copper]

As long as it don’t break rules too much ig

[empty prism]

Full on racism and just get banned 😂

[deft vector]

We do be built like that

[ivory copper]

Like u can be rude and insult ofc they are roasts

[lavish flame]

there isn't any of them left

[ivory copper]

There are some

[deft vector]

There's more staff than there are OGs tbh

[ivory copper]

Hey most of us staff are also og

I been here like 3 years

Or 2.5

[empty prism]

Man wrote "April should change name to march" hahahahaha so funny

[ivory copper]

Smth like that

[empty prism]

[deft vector]

[lavish flame]

Y tf u @ing me

Can’t u read

[lavish flame]

why aren't you roasting anyone in a roasting competition

[empty prism]

Who's the big man now 👀

[deft vector]

Apparently you cant

[lavish flame]

Bro ur name is baguette bagel pop stfu

[worn crown]

Your mama so fat, McDonald’s wouldn’t call her back😎

[deft vector]

Bro my microwave can roast you better than your rinkydinky ass

[worn crown]

-clout 1,000,000

[lavish flame]

Seriously

[empty prism]

Your name is mywifi

[worn crown]

Give me $ now

[lavish flame]

your mum would devour the mcdonald's stock in less than 3 minutes

[lavish flame]

Mywifi bro mufiqui is a name last time I checked theirs wasn’t

What’s with all the ur mom jokes

[deft vector]

Bros tryna pull the royalties from this chat W rizz

[worn crown]

Nicokado Avocado, are you challenging me?

[ivory copper]

You are the type of people to use a ruler to see how long you slept

[worn crown]

Thx brokie.

[lavish flame]

About 3 inches for me

3h

[ivory copper]

[deft vector]

Lol

[worn crown]

That’s straight from Yo Mama YouTube channel

[ivory copper]

Hell nah i ain’t searchin up roasts

[worn crown]

I remember it vividly

[ivory copper]

Probably because it’s very overused

[worn crown]

Prob

[empty prism]

Need a microscope to find your dick

[lime jasper]

ooh i got two good ones

[ivory copper]

Pretty sure she’s a she

[worn crown]

Burger King won’t let me have my way

[deft vector]

Need a stethoscope to find a good roast

[lavish flame]

That’s what ur mum said to kat last night

[empty prism]

Ooh

Sorry 😂😂😂

[ivory copper]

[lime jasper]

mom joke are classic

at this point

OP

[empty prism]

The microscope won't give any results 😂😂

Yeah

[lime jasper]

over rated

[worn crown]

One word

Dab

😏

[deft vector]

[ivory copper]

@full violet theres a 1h cooldown

[worn crown]

Cayos boring do freemode stores

[lavish flame]

Can the roasts be rude as possible can I include Moles and Lester crest in it and stuff if u know what I mean

Like that type of shit

[ivory copper]

I was expecting better with how long you took

Smh

Im leaving

[worn crown]

I don’t think mole would like that

[deft vector]

Lol

[ivory copper]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[empty prism]

Dimitri used up his hour on a question

[worn crown]

Understandable, have a nice day

[deft vector]

Who is sex and why did my uncle offend him

[lavish flame]

It was supposed to be a roast

[ivory copper]

Just go to #🎉┃events

[empty prism]

Now im very sure

[ivory copper]

You mean beanbottom right

[lavish flame]

There’s no rules saying there’s no point where we’re to ride and stuff so I can say anything

[empty prism]

No one roasted fox either

[lavish flame]

“You probably smell like water” what does that even mean

???

[lime jasper]

cuz he is the last on the list

[lavish flame]

Loner

[ivory copper]

Smell like water?

Bro what😭

[lavish flame]

Bro doesn’t need a roast he already roasted himself

How is smelling like water an insult

that's the best insult fym

You probably smell like water, go take a shower and wash that smell off

[empty prism]

Pussy water maybe 👀

[lavish flame]

What the actual fuck

[ivory copper]

fr

[empty prism]

These kids are high on water

[ivory copper]

[lavish flame]

nah that's the best insult ive ever heard

[lavish flame]

Too much kool aid

[lime jasper]

lets gather bowls and spoon for them

[empty prism]

Once my timer is over I'm gonna crack a old internet joke again huehuehe

[worn crown]

@ivory copper I’m so hungry bro plz

☺️

I’m tired of my vegan cake

[ivory copper]

Sorry man

Aint got no money

[worn crown]

😵‍💫📉☠️

How you a mod then

Mods got $$$ from their kittens

[ivory copper]

i don’t do kittens thats some @elder pumice behaviour

[worn crown]

You ain’t living up to my expectations 😭

[ivory copper]

Alr imma sleep

[worn crown]

No

[ivory copper]

Its 4am

[worn crown]

One question

Five Guys or Sonic

[ivory copper]

Better be some good roasts in here when i come back

[ivory copper]

Ive never had five guys

So sonic ig

[worn crown]

☕️

Right answer

[ivory copper]

[lavish flame]

Wtf was the last roast

[empty prism]

I'll give a lame one in two minutes

[lavish flame]

My roast is the best

Straight up rude

Can I just @ all the staff and say fuck u and get nitro

[lime jasper]

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

[lavish flame]

Bro I’ma tryna include nonces and shit in mine

I’ll edit it soon

Let me win or ur a furry EZ DUBS

[lavish flame]

🤓

i think mufiqui might be under 13

[unreal echo]

nah

[lavish flame]

Imagine I win for that

[lavish flame]

Do it

U do it

[unreal echo]

win a mute

[empty prism]

[lavish flame]

U joined yesterday and ur saying staff sucks 💀

I swear u didn’t even speak yesterday

Hopefully

[lavish flame]

It’s called roast staff, so that’s what I’m doing

Muppet

🤥

[lavish flame]

That’s an insult

How tf is calling me Sesame Street an insult

[unreal echo]

Facts (literally no one is in there rn)

[empty prism]

I'm done with my lame classics

[lavish flame]

What

Stop what

@full violet

nightmare or gta npc
Ur face looks like a black ops 3 map
Wonder why Ur face is full of make up
Cuz you get no rizz , I'll drop ur credit score so low that u wont be able to get loan at the library, pussy roast from king kerc

[lime jasper]

yoo why u copy my roast

[lavish flame]

Pussy isn’t from me king kerv sent that

[lavish flame]

I’m sending what u sent

I didn’t copy it 💀

[ivory copper]

Wow these roasts are bad

[lavish flame]

True

Are u allowed to google

Bro where these ppl get the roasts from y’all on WikiHow or sum

[lavish flame]

i mean the combined age of these 2 is probably still lower than 13

They google WikiHow and search on there

[empty prism]

Yes

Nightmare will give

He is very generous

Mod and mod are the same

[lavish flame]

he doesn't bite

[lime jasper]

come on now arent u suppose to help the community or smh

[empty prism]

Not when they are wanting modder stuff

So you are smart enough to read the rules 👀

[lime jasper]

did u do ur homework

on the server

before u typed

[empty prism]

Welcome

[lime jasper]

gubba wubba nubba

[empty prism]

Na i just use bombs in stealth mode

[graceful kernel]

gtao down for anyone else?

[lime jasper]

is he constipated or smh

[lime jasper]

let me ask the server support

[lavish flame]

@graceful kernel is that a chargers helmet

In your pfp

[graceful kernel]

yezzir. djj

[lavish flame]

Rare occurrence of a chargers fan

I’m convinced you guys don’t exist

[graceful kernel]

very few of us. ik

[lime jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/uncomfortable-drinking-thirsty-gif-13676825

[vast flicker]

all asians are asian

change my mind

[lavish flame]

True

[vast flicker]

[empty prism]

Tf

[lavish flame]

@lime jasper your roast in #1086698074497355917 was ass

@lime jasper you got the last sentence from the amazing world of gumball

[lime jasper]

u only reply cuz u liked it

[lavish flame]

I remember the line

[empty prism]

Wasn't everyone's 😂

[lime jasper]

ik r

i thought of it

[lavish flame]

Lol

[lime jasper]

when i watch it last time

[lavish flame]

Lying slut

[lavish flame]

Some were decent

[empty prism]

Yeah and some were too dumb

[lavish flame]

And your dick went down 80 inches

You have a pussy at this point

@lime jasper lol why you delete?

[unreal echo]

L

[elder pumice]

you have 10 kittens trapped in the sub basement room

[lavish flame]

L rizz

@lavish flame you see my roast

🔥🔥

[lavish flame]

Ye

[lavish flame]

LMAO

[empty prism]

That's rough

For the kittens

[lavish flame]

Someone tell me why weird ppl keep commenting in the post look at the last one

[elder pumice]

nightmare is the type of guy to have a kink for inhaling armpit smell

[unreal echo]

Bro is a simp for march 💀

[empty prism]

https://tenor.com/view/bunnies-what-confused-meh-gif-13712192

[elder pumice]

i love how i had 0 roasts directly to me

[unborn spruce]

I just made a video technical not a rost but like

[elder pumice]

well that's going to change now that i said

[lavish flame]

U should probably delete unless u want a roast

[empty prism]

Also fox

[lime quarry]

my roast was best

get on my level

[lavish flame]

U didn’t even put a roast

[lime quarry]

hm

true

[empty prism]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-penguins-penguin-love-penguin-hug-slapping-gif-24271495

[elder pumice]

i wanna see what people come up with

[unborn spruce]

Has anyone got nitro

[elder pumice]

why

[lime quarry]

why

[ebon crater]

whats up

[lime quarry]

who u?

[unborn spruce]

O no DW I can't send it to you to send it

[lime quarry]

yes ik who u are

[lavish flame]

True the worst ur gonna get called is a clown trust me these roasts are absolute dog

[lime quarry]

I've saw u in chat

I haven't been active for months

but I used to be a simp for

mxd

if u saw

uh

idk

[unborn spruce]

@elder pumice will I get banned if I have a second account in here just for boosting this server ??

[lime quarry]

idk what I can say to make u remember me

BRO IDK

[empty prism]

Yes

[lime quarry]

W

[unborn spruce]

F

[lime quarry]

I stopped coming in here due to my warns

ion know

[empty prism]

i think you are the same person chatting from two accounts

[lime quarry]

trust me it's not

[empty prism]

you are fake?

[lime quarry]

guy btw

[elder pumice]

we do allow alts but if you get muted or banned and you use that account to bypass punishment then both accounts will get perma banned and also boosting us is useless lol

[empty prism]

the server has like 58 boosts

[unborn spruce]

Ik it is but like I get free nitro from Xbox so like

[unborn spruce]

Also it's partnered so it gets level 3 always

[worn crown]

How

[unborn spruce]

No

[unborn spruce]

Xbox game pass ultimate reward

[worn crown]

Ok

[empty prism]

stop talking to yourself

[worn crown]

It’s a indicator of insanity

[regal kite]

Lol

[empty prism]

yeah

[worn crown]

I talk to myself all the time ☕️

Like I debate topics and argue both points

[regal kite]

Its actually pretty normal for a person to do that

[worn crown]

But I never win☠️

[regal kite]

[worn crown]

I’m also paranoid

[regal kite]

Me too

[worn crown]

The mailman is secretly a Jehovah witness

[regal kite]

I always think there is a sniper pointing a gun at me, so thats why at night i close all the curtains

[worn crown]

💀

[wind stag]

Damn

[regal kite]

Yea

[lime quarry]

nah but I would always ask her for tacos

[worn crown]

I just don’t like light on my tv

[regal kite]

Makes sense

[worn crown]

I don’t need godrays in game and irl

🫦

[regal kite]

But nothing tops Apocalyptic thunder's bio

[wind stag]

What time is it for u guys?

[regal kite]

7:28 PM

[worn crown]

What bio

[regal kite]

Just woke up

[unborn spruce]

I don't wanna get banned I made a video for roast just to be funny can I post the link in #1086698074497355917

[worn crown]

It’s night ☠️

[wind stag]

3:28 am for me

[regal kite]

@empty prism 's bio

[worn crown]

How’d you make it big

I looked nothing there

[wind stag]

It’s a sticker from Foxx server

[worn crown]

😭

[regal kite]

The furry?

[worn crown]

🫥

[regal kite]

[worn crown]

🫡

😵‍💫

[unborn spruce]

Lol

[worn crown]

[wind stag]

🥱

[worn crown]

😶‍🌫️

[regal kite]

I woke up from an all nighter

[worn crown]

I hope tomorrows week is better

[regal kite]

Its 7:30PM.. now idk how to get back

[regal kite]

Tomorrow's week is school week

Im in spring break

[wind stag]

What’s wrong with this week?

[worn crown]

Gta 🤤

[wind stag]

O

[regal kite]

?

[worn crown]

No mucho $

[regal kite]

I dont get it

[wind stag]

[worn crown]

I want 6x on store robberies

[regal kite]

Gta money tmrw

Fuck wrong emoji

[worn crown]

Can’t possibly be any worse

[wind stag]

Using LGBTQ things as an offence can get u banned. That’s what happened with Monstercow

[worn crown]

Bru

[unborn spruce]

@elder pumice sorry for the ping but can I send a video in #1086698074497355917 it's a video I made??

[regal kite]

Who the fuck is monstercow

[worn crown]

People are snowflakes

[worn crown]

A G

[wind stag]

[unborn spruce]

Like a link

[worn crown]

Hair doesn’t belong in the pitas

[lavish flame]

I ping them anyway Idc

[worn crown]

Pizza*

[wind stag]

[lavish flame]

Pretty sure links arent allowed

[unborn spruce]

Well I made a lovely video for it

[regal kite]

Snow flakes indeed. I cant say "Black" in school or i will get called a rascist. Like what the fuck did i do? I just said "The railing and the roof are black"

[wind stag]

They are if u have extra perms

[unborn spruce]

Lol spent all day

[worn crown]

Monsters university is a dub

[wind stag]

It’s mid imo

[worn crown]

Ain’t no way

[lavish flame]

No In roasts

[worn crown]

[regal kite]

True story btw

[worn crown]

Your school is 🥸

[regal kite]

Frfr

[worn crown]

🤓

[regal kite]

Bunch of 🤡

[worn crown]

Bet they can’t define “bathrooms”

[wind stag]

Just don’t say black. Simple

[regal kite]

They cant define the 100 numbers in a chart

[worn crown]

What if I’m black😌

And African is mean too me. what then

[regal kite]

Tf? Then how am i gonna describe the roof? Very dark? Dark grey? B L A YYYYMMCA

[worn crown]

Classify yourself as the most “oppressed” entity and you can say whatever

[regal kite]

Hm

[worn crown]

They can’t tell you what you identify as😊

Lib logic

Fight fire with fire

[regal kite]

Technically i can say the.. hispanic b word.. cuz i am from cuba... but people will still call me racist cuz i look and sound like a cracker.

"Deleted user"

[worn crown]

Cat women got Chris-Handled

[unborn spruce]

Bek has not responded to me

I'm so sad

[balmy agate]

Rip in peace

[worn crown]

Y

You got?

I no see

I Phil

dabs profusely

[regal kite]

Alr now imma roast someone

[unborn spruce]

Green I need some assistance

[worn crown]

Imagine buying gas.

Commented by a white LA girl with no concept of $

£

€

[simple iron]

[lavish flame]

Cringe

[small needle]

Hi

[unborn spruce]

Green I need you

[small needle]

No

[unborn spruce]

Can I ask you something

Please

Pretty please with a cherry on top

[small needle]

What

Teehee

[unborn spruce]

Can I send a video link in #1086698074497355917 I made a video for it or no

It was to big to send on discord

[lavish flame]

Call me a nerd, but I saw the message you just typed

[small needle]

Try it I guess lol

I think you should be fine

[unborn spruce]

Hmhmhm let's see I might die

I didn't die

The best video ever

[wind stag]

10 mins left

[unborn spruce]

Till ?

[wind stag]

[wind stag]

Sihoor

[unborn spruce]

No clue what that is

[lavish flame]

When does the roast event end no date on it

Uhhhh

Some day

[wind stag]

Until we go too far

[regal kite]

Wtf was that video dude

No like seriously wtf was that

[unborn spruce]

Lol

My master peace

Right I'm going to sleep have a good night/day people

[regal kite]

Do u got the other one? Suppress us shrink?

[unborn spruce]

What...

[regal kite]

Let it grow's evil twin

[unborn spruce]

No

Sadly

[regal kite]

[unborn spruce]

I just made that for the meme

I'll make another one lol

[regal kite]

Nah u dont need to

[unborn spruce]

No I will why not it's funny

[regal kite]

Ok then

[unborn spruce]

I'm going to sleep now lol

[regal kite]

Gn

[unborn spruce]

@unreal echo ngl I just included the staff I see around and than thunder cuz Thunder is stupid

[wind stag]

https://tenor.com/view/disrespect-me-personally-level-gif-25738659

[empty prism]

huh?

[lavish flame]

W fuck thunder

[empty prism]

yos i suggested it

[wind stag]

Yea I did lol

[lavish flame]

@everyone

[lavish flame]

W

[wind stag]

[empty prism]

i like that im getting famous

[wind stag]

Everyone ping don’t work thank god

160k ppl ping

[regal kite]

[unborn spruce]

Look in #1003766531123073074

[shadow ermine]

@stable relic what would happen if I posted something nsfw in here?

[unborn spruce]

Ban

[lavish flame]

Nothing

Do it

Trust me nothing bad will happen

[shadow ermine]

@cunning void @stable relic what would happen if I posted something nsfw in here?

[cunning void]

[regal kite]

U would die

[lavish flame]

I just said nothing please do it

[regal kite]

[frigid tendon]

Ramadan mubarak y’all

[regal kite]

Wtf is a remedy mukbang

[cunning void]

I'll ban u

[shadow ermine]

For how long

[cunning void]

forever

[lavish flame]

Worth it

Post it

[regal kite]

[shadow ermine]

Can I say it? @cunning void

[lavish flame]

N word

[shadow ermine]

Fuck you

[lavish flame]

No you

[regal kite]

[lavish flame]

Lol

@unreal echo hows school?

[unreal echo]

April will one pump you and i will emote on your loot

[unreal echo]

All As👍

[shadow ermine]

Btw I suck titties

[lavish flame]

[lavish flame]

Ofc you’ve been breastfed

That doesnt make you cool you incel

He was dropped on his head if that helped

Ya i can tell he was

Probably got dropped in other places too

[gusty echo]

Hey anyone down to run an MC biz real quick

[lavish flame]

What is MC? My Cock?

[gusty echo]

I’m tryna sell my grass

[lavish flame]

Grass is worthless mf

Its everywhere

Maybe sell something good like weed

[upper fractal]

Hey @gusty echo, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[gusty echo]

I didn’t know if we could say weed but yea I’m trying to run that

[lavish flame]

Shut up

[lavish flame]

No I knew what you were saying

[elder pumice]

@gusty echo it's best to get help in lfg channels these guys won't help here

[lavish flame]

Sometimes

[elder pumice]

sym

[gusty echo]

Thx boss I’m in the chat rn typing up

[lavish flame]

How does it feel to snort tumeric

Curry muncher

[elder pumice]

sounds racially motivated

[lavish flame]

I love all races

I respect all races and cultures

[regal kite]

Is this a daddy-sonny relationship or sumn?

[lavish flame]

You are making assumptions

[elder pumice]

you are the type of guy to assume genders

[lavish flame]

…..no

Why would I do that?

[gusty echo]

That’s fair

[elder pumice]

i hate you

does that mean im racist

[lavish flame]

[gusty echo]

I agree wit him

No

[lavish flame]

Yes ban this kid

[elder pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/race-car-peugeot-meme-racist-mode-gif-23410462

[gusty echo]

It it’s only a racism if you think your better

[elder pumice]

yeah

[gusty echo]

😂 ok fair

[elder pumice]

?ban

[upper fractal]

**Command:** ?ban

Description: Ban a member, optional time limit
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?ban [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban save [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban noappeal [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back

[elder pumice]

there can only be 1 racist here

[lavish flame]

Ban everyone please

[gusty echo]

Oh no battle of the racist 😂😂

[lavish flame]

Bek is so racist, ISIS wanted to marry him

[gusty echo]

I hears Firefly is so racist he’s head of the KKK

[lavish flame]

Now hold on. Thats not true

[gusty echo]

hey I said I heard

[lavish flame]

Facebook is full of lies

[elder pumice]

too far man

[gusty echo]

I didn’t come out saying it’s true

[lavish flame]

You didnt HEAR anything lil bro

Pipe down

Pipe down blud

[elder pumice]

then what's twitter full off of

[gusty echo]

I wanted to hear from the horses mouth now

[lavish flame]

Whiny little bitches

[elder pumice]

like you

that came out rude

[lavish flame]

Why are you blaming me for your problems?

Bek dont pin your personality on me

[elder pumice]

lol

[gusty echo]

Y’all are all talk

You won’t 1v1 🤣

[elder pumice]

@lavish flame you are the type of guy to get hard by finnster

[lavish flame]

Wot is finnster?

[elder pumice]

actually that's @lavish flame

[elder pumice]

femboy

[lavish flame]

Just like you

[elder pumice]

no

[lavish flame]

You the type of guy to wear skirts and make tiktoks

Dance for me lil bro @elder pumice

[elder pumice]

im not wearing a skirt with sock rn

[lavish flame]

Show proof

[elder pumice]

im 16

[gusty echo]

He ain’t denied it 👀👀

[lavish flame]

Miles deep into being a femboy

Firefly the type of guy to install airbags on his computer in case it crashes

[gusty echo]

🤣🤣🤣

[elder pumice]

why are you telling me to dance for you

[lavish flame]

Marky the type of guy to apply hand restoring cream on his arm stump

[elder pumice]

im a minor

[lavish flame]

Ya bek

You’re a great dancer

[gusty echo]

And you’re not consenting

[lavish flame]

I’ve seen your secret account @elder pumice

[gusty echo]

So that’s kinda SA

[elder pumice]

i can see him getting hard already

he won't make it normal

he's a firefly

[gusty echo]

He wants you to dance like the Manly Men 🤣🤣🤣

[lavish flame]

@elder pumice my friend im praising your dancing skills and you’re being a little bitch

[empty prism]

👀

[lavish flame]

Frankly I dont appreciate that

Im supporting your dreams mf @elder pumice

[gusty echo]

😂

[lavish flame]

His nightmares

[elder pumice]

you are the type of guy to struggle fighting 1 gargoyle

[lavish flame]

You the type of guy to die to soldier of godrick

[elder pumice]

you are the type of guy to die to margit

[lavish flame]

Ye ofc i died to him

All the newbies died to him

[small needle]

I didn’t

[empty prism]

Just saw some cancer in the roast channel

Its unreadable

[lavish flame]

Shush junkie @small needle

[empty prism]

Cringe af

[small needle]

Okay

[elder pumice]

i fucked around for a long time so i got overpowered gear accidently while dying to dragons

but first boss got too easy because of that

@lavish flame you are the type of guy to die to dung eater

[lavish flame]

@elder pumice you the type of guy to jerk off to finger reading crones

[elder pumice]

you are the type of guy to put 8 swamps full of crabs in a map

[lavish flame]

@elder pumice you the type of guy to let dung eater ravage your ass

[elder pumice]

one full of poison and other full of scarlet rot

[elder pumice]

weird fetish you got

[wind stag]

Nah just sit back and enjoy

[elder pumice]

yeah

[lavish flame]

You the one who likes it blud

Ye its bad

[elder pumice]

you are the one imagining rn

[lavish flame]

Bagel im afraid I can no longer associate myself with you

For you are maidenless

[lavish flame]

You dont gotta imagine it though

[elder pumice]

he can't even get melina as his maiden

[lavish flame]

It already happened to you

[elder pumice]

it didn't though

[lavish flame]

It did

[elder pumice]

atleast im not getting hard by a child unlike @lavish flame

[empty prism]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-blah-blah-blah-roll-eyes-eyeroll-whatever-gif-16216173

[lavish flame]

Ya @lavish flame wtf bro

[empty prism]

Now we know how dark he is

[elder pumice]

@lavish flame what stat you level up the most?

[lavish flame]

Sounds racially motivated

[lavish flame]

Strength

[empty prism]

[wind stag]

[empty prism]

I saw it yesterday

[lavish flame]

Thought that bot got shut down

[elder pumice]

same lol

[lavish flame]

Wait wtf

[elder pumice]

recently

[lavish flame]

I thought emoji retired

Marky the type of guy to take his computer to the doctor if it has a virus

Silly marky

[elder pumice]

he should take it to me smh

[lavish flame]

Firefly the type of guy to use cardamom as body wash

Marky the type of guy to bathe in nutella

Firefly the type of guy to bring 18 people to an 18+ movie

Yes

[wind stag]

How tf

[lavish flame]

Marky the type of guy to use salad dressing as lotion

[elder pumice]

that's better than all of the roasts from #1086698074497355917

[empty prism]

Carda will be sad you don't know her mom

[wind stag]

😂

[lavish flame]

Lol

150k members can’t come up with any good roasts

[elder pumice]

they play gta all day

[lavish flame]

And fn

[empty prism]

When I was 12 I let my hamster go in the snow. He got cold so I put him in the microwave for 5 seconds to warm him up. He lived for 4 years. Life expectancy is 18-36 months…

[elder pumice]

their attention is worse than a goldfish

[lavish flame]

You should give the hamster to me

[empty prism]

Will you take good care of it 👀

[lavish flame]

….sure

[elder pumice]

his stomach will

[lavish flame]

5 hours later it’s sitting in his stomach

Dont give it to bek

Bek will eat it

[empty prism]

Damm

[lavish flame]

I definitely wont eat it

Yup

Definitely not

[empty prism]

Firefly you eat rodents?

[lavish flame]

Stfu brendouche

[lavish flame]

No

I prefer cats

Especially jadars

[empty prism]

Ah i see that you are a man of culture

[lavish flame]

I gave up on her cat

Lookin for others now

[elder pumice]

did you eat jadar's cat yet?

[lavish flame]

No she threatened to shoot me

If I trespassed

[elder pumice]

oh i got you covered

[lavish flame]

Help me break in

[elder pumice]

im going to aus next year hopefully

[lavish flame]

I’ll give you a cut of the meat

[empty prism]

For studies right

[elder pumice]

don't need the meat

[wind stag]

For Women my guess

[elder pumice]

a part of it

[empty prism]

You can also get a lap dance from tgg

[lavish flame]

Vacation?

[elder pumice]

no

[wind stag]

That’s cute

[lavish flame]

Thats nasty

[empty prism]

Tgg or the lap dance?

[elder pumice]

thank god ill be far away from tgg

[wind stag]

@crimson coral Me personally I wouldn’t take that level of disrespect……I know I’ll get muted

[naive canyon]

RaZoR#6969 was muted. | Pinging Tgg

[upper fractal]

RaZoR#6969 has been warned. || pinging tgg (1)

[empty prism]

Lol

[elder pumice]

@lavish flame buy me destiny 2 dlcs for my birthday

[empty prism]

When is your birthday

[elder pumice]

just kidding fuck destiny

[elder pumice]

4 april

[empty prism]

Damm

Everyone getting born so close to each other

Fox is 1st april

[lavish flame]

Im poor

[elder pumice]

idc anyways

fuck that game

[lavish flame]

Lol

What happened?

Did you hate lightfall?

[signal nexus]

Guys

Today is not my birthday

[nocturne coyote]

Ok

[empty prism]

Happy not birthday then

[lavish flame]

Hey how are you all?

I am a professional graphic designer and I work with streamers and gamers

If anyone want something related to graphics so come DM with me I'll show you my work

[empty prism]

#1003766531123073074

[agile spade]

can you Do work 4 free (?)

[lavish flame]

No i work on comession

If u want so come DM with me I'll tell u

[agile spade]

do my work 4 free

u should be LUCKY i am even considering you because i only hire top tier professional grapgic designers

[lavish flame]

But i don't work for free

I don't have money thats why i am selling my art work

😭😭

[agile spade]

thats kinda cute

whats ur instagram

[lavish flame]

My

?

[glossy depot]

Hi

[empty prism]

hi

[woven heart]

hi

[empty prism]

okay

it keeps getting lamer

[balmy agate]

We never claimed to be good

Its just catharsis at this point

[empty prism]

yeah

you shouldnt

[balmy agate]

Thunder stop roasting me or im gonna think youre in love with me

[empty prism]

you have the freedom to think

and i have the freedom to roast 😛

[balmy agate]

[distant trench]

Anyone got Cayo I can help I'm kinda new and broke

[woven heart]

ask in lfg

[lavish flame]

Flirt

[distant trench]

Ok

[hollow quiver]

wut shld i buy to earn money the cayo sub or autoshop

[woven heart]

kosatka

[hollow quiver]

wut r the setups i need to do to do it fast

[woven heart]

no clue never done cayo

[hollow quiver]

wut do u do to earn money

[empty prism]

xD

[woven heart]

i dont do anything i just do stupid stuff

i dont earn money

[hollow quiver]

i need ways to earn fast

got any suggestions?

[regal kite]

Cayo perico, 3x bonus, or other heist with friends

[lavish flame]

Buy shark cards

[regal kite]

I earned 286k from the 3X bonus adversary modes today

From 1 game

[lavish flame]

Ok

[woven heart]

lol

[hollow quiver]

idk how do cayo perico

[woven heart]

search up a guide or something

[hollow quiver]

do i need to do all the setups?

they dont tell me which setups to do to start the heist fast and efficiently

[woven heart]

yes you need to do setups unless you join someone elses finale

[verbal spruce]

Hi

[naive canyon]

Detective Jake Peralta#6969 was muted. | Pinging Tgg

[woven heart]

lol

[regal kite]

Lol

[empty prism]

one more

xD

[lavish flame]

Mfs finding out that YouTube has 100s of guides on this shit

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-poggers-poggers-pog-gif-22576295

[thin delta]

yes

just buy a kosatka and do them

it can be fun first time

[empty prism]

first few times

[midnight cradle]

Oh hell nahhhhh

Ugh dead chat

[empty prism]

okay

[midnight cradle]

shid

fard

lard

mard

TARDY

[empty prism]

stfu

[woven heart]

acmy

[midnight cradle]

Y mp3

[woven heart]

Y atv

[deft vector]

I'm liking uefn

[empty prism]

huh?

[rotund granite]

while doing an job does the choke still make profit

[deft vector]

Creative 2.0

Looks great

[thin delta]

then it gets boring when you do it the 20th time

[empty prism]

200th

[thin delta]

and then you stop doing setups and learn how to glitch the heist and to do B2B

and by that point it gets real boring

[deft vector]

Then you play valorant and realise you're pretty cracked

Then you start playing ranked

Then over time as you climb out of silver you realise that this shit is sweaty as hell

[thin delta]

and you find out there's even crackeder people in ranked

who only main Raze or Jett

[deft vector]

Sova gang

[thin delta]

but then

a small esports team finds you

and buys you a good gaming setup

[vocal echo]

they prolly won't buy u a gaming setup☠️

[lavish flame]

He's bluffing

[lavish flame]

bek what the hell

[deft vector]

And then you wake up and realise

[thin delta]

never say never

[vocal echo]

Lmaooo

[deft vector]

"ahh fuck was I playing league last night?"

[vocal echo]

Bro I'm hardstuck gold how do I get out 😞

[lavish flame]

Dmc 5 hits hard

[deft vector]

I need to learn how to play sova well

[thin delta]

just play good

[deft vector]

Been playing him like a proper initiator recently and waiting for my team to push

[vocal echo]

☠️☠️

Duelists on bait be like

[thin delta]

aren't you supposed to give info as an initiator

[vocal echo]

He is

[deft vector]

I am now

[vocal echo]

But gotta wait for the team to push first

[thin delta]

you are now

[vocal echo]

[deft vector]

I send my recon arrow as soon as match started

I used to send it anyway

[vocal echo]

Don't do that

Normally

Wait for ur team to arrive to a certain choke point

Then u send it

[deft vector]

Tbf that was when the game launched so people were still trying to figure out everything

[vocal echo]

Lol

[thin delta]

rick & morty should've ended at season 10 tbf

after that it really fell off

[empty prism]

fell off from where

[regal kite]

Yea honestly imo, South Park, Family guy and Rick and Morty are all good shows. But they shouldve ended a LOONG time ago.

[deft vector]

It worked because people didn't really know that you could destroy the dart

[thin delta]

so they were dumbasses

[thin delta]

yup

South Park is running its 26th season

[regal kite]

Frfr

Back then was better honestly.. imo

[thin delta]

all shows were better "back then" dude

[regal kite]

And honestly.. they keep it going for the money at this point

All 3 of them

[thin delta]

no shit

[regal kite]

Yea ik that

[thin delta]

friends was bad

and so is any show that uses a laugh track to add comedic effects

[regal kite]

Facts

[regal kite]

Every single disney show

[deft vector]

I still early dart on ascend because of the sniper peeks

[regal kite]

Oh shit i forgot

South park S26 E5 aired today i think

Imma go watch it cya

[thin delta]

yeah

isn't it about ChatGPT or is it something else

[wispy grove]

Hi i need someone to help me with something its not a setup or anything i just need someone for like 5 minutes will anyone like to help me out?

[lavish flame]

Is bek here?

[lone pendant]

Hdy

Hey

[upper fractal]

Hey @wispy grove, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[empty prism]

hey

[empty prism]

why?

[maiden urchin]

ya

[empty prism]

wonky?

that's a skill issue

i understand

[hardy gorge]

Atleast it was free

I dont like it either i prefer the neon

[empty prism]

...

[round parrot]

yo who wants to play gtag

[severe slate]

How to equip rebreather in Longfin approach?

What do I press?

No

You don't

That's not how it works

During the heist

[empty prism]

gtag ?

[empty prism]

press g

[severe slate]

Thanks man

[empty prism]

np

[valid thunder]

is there a way for me to sell akula without an aircraft workshop

[empty prism]

nope

[scenic jungle]

Why only helper are on

[empty prism]

yes obviously xD

nope i was making fun of him xD

nope

he was having fun too

[edgy mango]

Yeah lol

shoulda been there

[unborn spruce]

Hey good morning people

[nocturne coyote]

Motjing

[unborn spruce]

Hru?

[nocturne coyote]

Im good

Hru?

[unborn spruce]

I'm ok wud

[nocturne coyote]

Nothing

[unborn spruce]

Fair enough

[nocturne coyote]

wud?

[unborn spruce]

Laying in bed I just woke up

Probably need to get ready for school but like

[hollow slate]

What up

[unborn spruce]

Hey

[hollow slate]

Yo

Wyd

[unborn spruce]

Laying in bed

What about you?

[hollow slate]

taking a shit

[nocturne coyote]

[hollow slate]

[unborn spruce]

Fair enough

How's it going

[hollow slate]

Im done now

[unborn spruce]

Good

[nocturne coyote]

Whut you do now after take shit?

[celest zealot]

[empty prism]

probably wipe it

[hollow slate]

Done that

[hollow slate]

Laying in bed rn

[empty prism]

great

[unborn spruce]

Fair enough thunder did you see the video I made u added you in

[empty prism]

nope

not yet

[unborn spruce]

Look in self promotion

I added you in it lol

[frosty jolt]

☺️