#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Your mums hells #1 prostitute
i dont think he does
@bold sparrow How much Listerine did you drink to get drunk
You're right.
How much did I piss on your mums ashes
It’s as much as you flooding the bed
How are you so broke 🤣🤣
Is his mom a prostitue or is she dead? Make up ur mind u slow mf
how drunk where your mother when you where born
Your bringing money into this, you probably have. A galaxy a01
facts
Cavan the type of guy to overdose on pedialyte
That sums up the entire internet.
Who tf r u
Your biological father
That's a better phone than what your brokie ass got cuh 🤣🤣
Yo wsg
i think he is the one that need to say that
nah when he was born
the second he was born
My dads actually here, your dad tried to sell you to fucking Jeffrey Epstein
Isn't he your dad 🤣😂
bro is trying to come back lmao
No he didnt lmao. Are u telling me ur life story rn?
Are you telling him to change his skin colour
Osterje your lucky the plan b didn’t work on your mother
That's racist dawg
he is and he is taking forever
U mean ur step dad?
Your saying “oh you mean your dad” oh you mean your step dad” cus you have fuck all to say
he just needs to go in settings and then difficulty
@bold sparrow stop typing; everyones entitled to be stupid but you're just abusing the privilege
So go get some actuall insults you FUCKINH fool
No I won’t
@bold sparrow just leave dawg there is nothing to do anymore
@lavish flame @slow vortex @hollow slate
Fuck off
what do you need to say ?
im here
Sad thing your mum couldn’t say that
Oh u mean ur step dad's an alcoholic? Thats why he hit u in your head everyday, making u a dumbass?
That explains a lot ngl
Makes sense, I wouldn’t love you even if I was your mum
try to do a speed run ban
Explaining your life story man if you need a chat come talk to me on dms
Only a brokie like you is jealous I don't have a brokie mother 🤣🤣
Brokie
you are the one explaning
Why you getting invilved
I dont have a step dad cuz my dad didnt sell me for 2 pound of crack when i was 4. The same couldnt be said to you

Why you chatting
Dumb brokie
let him cook i said let him cook
brokie
Your uncle raped your mother then went to you for u for sloppy seconds
Whoa oh @lapis widget
What
I literally just open chat and that's the first thing I see
Bruh
Ahh telling me ur life story again i see
Its ok man just go to a therapist
You ain’t got nothing to say
Shush
me rn
does anyone wanna do prison break with me im kinda new
Cavan Crusader#8483 was muted | No reason given.
ong
Lmao
Cavan Crusader#8483 has been warned. || toxicity (2)
WWWWWWWWWW let him cook i said let him cook
@bold sparrow tell ur mom i said hi. Last night was fun
?
ive been here 5 seconds and the first message I see was him sending that bannable message
@bold sparrow say nothing if you are gay
what does that mean
Did you know I can only action reports, I only saw a message regarding rape with in my mind is a toxic subject
Nah that's not toxic wym
Perfectly fine
Damn
Hey @full violet, do you have an issue related to the server? Go to #📁〢support/report and react on the 📨 to create a support ticket.
No report no case 
No case no face 
Foxx is most toxic all he does is mute me
Ngl i was being toxic af too
feel free to mute me, im cool with it
Ok 👌🏼
Doc#0985 was muted | No reason given.
Doc#0985 has been warned. || toxicity (2)
@hollow slate talk or gay
toxic mod
Lol
Called em stinky poo heads
lol
Maybe we can talk about this over dinner
So now we're going to lunch and dinner?
Yeah, dinner tonight lunch next day
Graves wanted me to say this to you "ur doing this for ur own good". Just send him this "nah man ive done this before, just ask foxx lol"
can anyone run me Cayo Perico Heist
how do I join the GTA 5 rp on my ps4
@lavish flame Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
Selling is bannable
Ban

get good
L
Ironic
Shut yo mouf
anyways imma hop on gta if ur up for continuing ddcmm
That’s a rule about to be broken
Gimmie an hour and I'll hop back on gotta do some housework
If you continue I will report
how far are yall
Hey @lavish flame, do you have an issue related to the server? Go to #📁〢support/report and react on the 📨 to create a support ticket.
What’s in the dark comes out in the light @edgy mango
on escort ulp
we would be on barrage but my vigilante exploded somehow
would've finished it if stixz didn't die 30s from finishing it
Act 3 right?
Idk why the fuck my vigilante exploded
Ye
Ye
😳 ayo
Bad stixz 💀
I know 😭
Damn
@edgy mango do you remember a community helper name user
Rip 🪦 🙏
a person name user with numbers
nah
ok can you hush
Funny how bubba paid nxghtmare $40 usd just to finish cmm lol
that’s such a ripoff
True but he tried giving him xbox live codes but they didnt work
$40 could have been put to good use like food, gas etc
fr
True
what’s that
Weed
you smoke weed irl??
Maybe
you do, or else you would have not said that

you smoking that weed like franklin clinton when he still live in chamberlain hills
lol
the only thing about weed is that you always need food with you
I always have the munchies bro
yeah you normally get them once the thc has kicked in the bloodstream
can anybody help me in the prison break setup
servers down in gta
he’s probably better than you
why when i launch gta5 it goes offline
you’re not alone
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I forgot about Easter 
paganism
united states have a couple useless holidays that don’t help you in any form of fashion
Fr
the biggest one is valentine’s day
Agree
Hi
Taco Tuesday is elite
as in Mexican tacos
Correct
jack in the box is tolerable but Mexican tacos are better
you got tacos al pastor, carnitas, barbacoa
Dose any one have mw2
Warzone or the actual game?
Modern warfare 2 the full price game

So no or yes
nope
but gl trying to find a partner
Thank You
@lavish flame You left Ohio
I mean the server one

Womens history month should be renamed to “Hystery Month”
Your a month off bud
I love women
lol
🧢
Your an hour off bud
Mb I have a life 😜
Bro has Peter griffin and landlig bacon
Crack?
The thug shaker
This is so relatable I always randomly do this
fixed it yet?
haven't been on gta in a hot minute
Dude what?
I always just randomly do what the cat is doing
bro y’all ever got to go from automatic breathing to manual?
proof or didn’t happen
axby bro you cut up
dudes always on here
Wdym
Stfu
Awwwe lol
Shut it
@elder pumice peaky blinders is confusing
Epic embed fail 
Can someone help me with an issue about Imani tech. I won the omnis e gt from the casino spin but when I tried to put a missile lock on jammer it says i don't own the vehicle and need to purchase it online. Anyone know how to fix this?
weird
Peaky blinders was a w show tho
hmm
hmm
What’s the best primary target for Cayo
where are we aloud to talk about playing gta
Here and #🚔┃gta-discussion
Agreed
hmm

Brooooo
wht
you trying to scare me broo
I put a bomb under there it goes off in exactly 2 seconds
above u
under the bedsheets
Magic
i am in ur closet
Fr?
1915
kimber 1911
eh?
It’s a gun 
m16
ak like am malcolm x
any1 on playstation down 2 help me in mc?? im tryna build a base but this things massiveee id either need help mining it all out or sum1 who can grab sum materials
go to lfg mate
thats for gta no?
Hey @midnight flax, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Idk if you will find anyone for Minecraft in a gta server 
yuh ik
BRU i was about to tell a story but then this car beside us drove into a pole LOL
Lmao
idk
Bro tell me why this mf in another server just joined, said “boost my server” then left LMFAO
Just a quick question about the afk 2mil that TGG posted do you need to be registered as a CEO or MC President for it to work?
I didn’t watch the video but probably
but wouldn't they get raided?
Lemme watch the video
alr
lol
no
@unreal echo GO TO SLEEP
"How To Make $2,000,000 AFK Every Single Day in GTA Online!"
real
The one TGG posted 5 days ago
I can’t i’m in the car
tbh people at #🚔┃gta-discussion might have an answer
On the way to the beach
How dare you call a car "uncomfy"
a car is the best place to sleep in
sleep on the road
nah there ain’t a lot of room since we got a lot of stuff in here

How can i get to the beach
nice
you fly
while sleeping
lmfao
sleep ontop of car
I’ll fly when jetpacks are invented
can u afford one
Then bugs will fly on me i’d rather sleep in the car
its like 10000
sleep in car.
sleep midair
play the doomsday hiest to get the trade price bro its defo worth it
I’m not tired
knock yourself out
Imagine playing GTA

I know right
imagine playing
Imagine
imagine imagining
right
imagine imagining imagine
the only game i play is dark souls now
like ikr imagine
I’m still on my Apex grind
For no reason
been waiting for an heirloom for over a year
I quit playing apex
About to just chuck my xbox out the window
was too repetitive
shit game
Facts
only good thing is movement
gawd dam
do it
imagine spending money on cosmetics
be mischievous

dam
@unreal echo can I put my balls in yo math test?
bye
Sure, test is tuesday so good luck
my teacher has too many children to know what balls smell like.
omg bru
even gorilla know what mean.
@lavish flame wagwan
I'll just run cayo and buy more useless thing's I don't need
welp anyways goodnight man
I'm gonna head out I'm tired I can't feel my leg
hi
what heist?
im setting up a cayo rn
Oh no way
?
I've been trying to find that heist for so long
wdym..?
Cayo heist
cayo perico?
@modern knoll Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
Yup
youve been.. looking for it?
for so long?
that makes no sense
it makes no sense at all
all good tho
im guessing you're newer to the game
Chat is dead dahm
ikr
hi guys
Your mom
i got me a fresh set of new roles
sheeeesh
FIREE
so fire
im an addicted gorrila
wow ok gtg
Why is there a guard in the vault after I loot the safe (he is only there when I enter the vault using the gate keys)
Did anyone escaped the matrix
lmao just did a death match with a modder, won 10-5 proves they're literal trash, losing to me a 115 newbie
im only level 831
😭
😩😩
Hey
Hey buzzard
Bro im level 140

only
OnLy
But i pretty much have what I need 20mill cars every business 
But do you have a collection of faggios
Maybe
Sup
Is it just me or is it hated when the npc's in cayo perico heist are tankier that the juggernaut
life good and shit
fr
Il back
Im
Back
Yes
Now bye
Bitches
No pls don’t mute me again
Anyone up to play missions and heists?
Not now, maybe 5 hours later
Hey @wraith mica, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
wow
No he is round
Good Morning Everyone
Good morning
Hello guys 👋🏼
that's my job 😠
I get paid .003 an hour for my services
Lol I have to be good man to show my worthiness for helper
Hey how are you?
if it helps you I did nothing that helpful and I still got it so the bar is a lot lower than you think
Lol
He’s thicc
How long do you think it will take lol

Like Bert from horrid Henry " WeLl ERrRR I DoNT KnOW

W show
Lol
It took me quite a bit
Like 2-3 months after i started chatting here more often
Lmao
Great. How about you?
Rip
no
How tf do you complete dr dre contract in 1-1,5 hours man
I spent 3,5 hours to do it
First time?
Idk
It takes a lot off effort
That's too long
Yes
are u dying consistently?
I had to quick restart 3-4 times
hmm. i usually die the same and doesn’t take me too long
But quick restarts don’t take 1,5 hours
Then why is it taking you this long
then it's normal after a couple of times you know what to do and it'll go quicker
hi
Hello Simp!
no
o.o
What did you just say to me you little slut
Morning chat
uhh. i load in to play and it starts at the prologue?
i’m halfway in the game and now it’s restarting and i can’t access online?
hi
reset game nd try do it again if it reset ps4
i’m on new gen with old gen content
i’ve never experienced this?
ahh well i tried this, it spawned me into where i was originally, but now with $4,000 instead of 2.3 million?
it did that with me last night it gave me the Lamar interdiction nd a lvl 1 my character didn’t spear so i reset nd i was fine
hey guys i have a submarine can i use it when i left the kosatka?
Thanks i found it eventually
It was just a long time since i used discord lol
i have a very weird question, has anyone else had the dr dre heist pay out 6 million for them (3 million when not double money)?
How do you get lvl20??
Like is it like tgg picking who he loves or something
no
Cause mods are dominating the roles
ok
How does the crew level up
Wdym
hey its fridge back with another motivational video
today i am going to teach you how to become rich and crush your balls
i start my day with a bit of water
about 69 liters
🤣
right before doing my workout i dip my hands in meth, i then do 69k pushups
if you want my course on how to become rich its only 10 thousand every second
and i will scratch your balls

next i do 5 billion ball crushers

tes tes
why is this a dead chat
because others have something else to do instead chat in a discord channel
what a pity
How dare others have a life?!
he pinged me asking to do cayo
i can cut you at 25%?
no piss off
Hey @lavish flame, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
Next gen

but fr how do you do that
i also want to do the lfg ping thingy
Modded money 
halo
Whats the chance of getting panther in cayo
0%
Some People got it
they have it from the time when Rockstars limited time event
Still waiting…
panther statue on special event weeks. regular is pink diamond followed by bearer bonds, ruby necklace, and the stinky tequila.
What does pink diamond give
1.4 hard | 1.3 normal
Damn
not much of a difference
plus like 300k in secondary targets
theres no point in doing hard if you cant do it
Yeet
there’s no difference imo
I feel you cause that like 180k as they said ain't really much if you think about that's just 2-3 payphone hits when they're normal pay
i meant during the heist lol
but yeah i see your point
Oh I thought you meant pay but yea either way the heist plays out the same
i did kosatka as the approach vehicle. not too familiar with the main dock to get secondary loot.
but i suppose it shouldn’t be too difficult
yes
sometimes i have no idea what chat im in lol
oh yeh depends where the secondary loot locations are
airstrip being my main entry point
but kosatka right under the compound is probs the best for stealth
Mine are typically 1 of the docks
what vehicle u use
longfin is best
even for airstrip i use longfin lmao
longfin awesome for secondary loot
and also for compound entry kosatka overrated as fuck
kosatka escape??
i only use the edge of the map to escape
spelling is fine but why dont you take a longfin get secondary first then go to compound and use the edge ??
you swim on your bike?
^^^ THIS
i think you got the wrong heist
you know
armani clearly doesnt
painting?
in the office
is that a secondary loot?
yes ...
bruh
i always take the coke and watever else
stay out of their cone of vision
dont shoot them
if you do dont miss
coke is better then painting but if you want to stay in the compound painting is better to fill with gold
ez just play another heist ....
idk why but i love stealing drugs from el rubio
he has enough
for me to come back every 3 hours
True my personally I do coke then compound and leave off the edge
and steal more
what? i rlly dont understand why y'all like cayo so much it so overrated have some fun while making money ffs
the first time i did it was sooooo fun
do i look like i give a shit? that's just a skill issue ngl and i hate saying it lmao
sharkcards best way of making money
True but don't you get bored of the same easy heist over and over
and all the other ones were boring unless you were fucking around with other approaches
thats why i limit myself to once per week
cause its fun if you're not grinding it
god run some actual buisnesses
i only do cayo so i can buy upgrades on other buisnesses
thats it?
Same I do the casino more since the approach are so different and I personally like it more and whilst I do that businesses are running
agency isnt techniccaly a buisness
and there is nothing wrong with that dont get me wrong but what i dont like about most ppl here (that play gta ofc) is that they only know cayo and maybe a bit of casino but anything else their brain just shuts off lol
yeh their using 100% brain power on money heists
no fun
and a good one too even without this week
...
agency made me 4 million today
damn
and it was fun
do first 3 missions then payphone hit 1 security contract do the next missions
easy money
another thing i dont understand
buying maze bank tower ...
the one i got was free with premium edition
why do you HAVE to buy maze bank? any other one is perfect too
makes sense
You mean Maxe bank west
okay i thought you meant the 4 mil one
Not really but alr
it was free at first i was so confused
they do the exact same thing
One looks cooler than the other
what

never owned that one ...
1 million* or free with CE starter pack
free shit is good shit
Fair enough
I need help on ramp buggy mission
okay but some ppl say that they can flex with maze bank tower (4 mil ) but if everyone buys that one no one is flexing with it ...
fr
i mean its 4 mil its not that hard to buy i just dont see the point of buying it when i already got a ceo office
you got that bunker for free too? it's shit lmao
yeh got that
well i got caught and died twice trying to escape main dock. ended up just taking the 1m no secondary and escaping bottom of map. 🖕 rockstar
bro the free bunker is shit
Skill issue
shut up
farmhouse or chumash are the best ones
idc
it was free
and i havent even upgraded it yet
i know how business works and it defo doesnt work all the way up in paleto bay
im gonna move
last time ill source kosatka
Let him enjoy driving slow vehicles from north to south 
you got that bunker for free too? it's shit lmao
alright

my opressor mk2 isnt that slow
Can anyone help me on buggy mission
Paleto sucks ass tried my hardest to make it work it just doesn't
Sell mission vehicles are
Only thing worse than the paleto bunker is the arcade
i dont sell
Hey @lavish flame, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Hey @lavish flame, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
LOL
im researching
The elite challenge doesn’t exist with that arcade 
atleast he knows where to go lmao
LOL
Yes that arcade setups take ages you take forever to get to the casino
Fr the elite challenge is not quitting because it's been 2 hours driving and not even at the casino yet
it's good dw
Elite is only possible with a modder with Paleto arcade 
or the heli at the police station ...
It doesn’t spawn
Paleto arcade works
wdym
The paleto heli doesn’t spawn
i think arcade is the only good business that works in Paleto
nah i mean the station near the casino
no
its ass
Its better than bunker

there is no nightclub in paleto
your paying over a million for a arcade in PALETO
bro
my bunker was FREE
read that again
FREE
Yeah yet youre wasting time setting up a business that wont even allow you to make money
what?
I’m talking about if u have paleto arcade how u gonna get elite u have to drive 8 miles to casino that’s 10 minutes gone
and the heli at Paleto station don’t spawn
kosatka
Youre really trying to make money by driving slow cars from top of the map to bottom of the mp?
I DONT
USE
MY
but why would you have paleto arcade in the first place
you should
Exactly
theres still the chance of it being raided
I bought it when I didn't know all the downside cause it was cheapest
I’m just saying if u have paleto arcade elite ain’t possible
not with any supply
la mesa is only like 1.9 m ...
la mesa is so good
1.865 million

mine was like 2 mil fully upgraded to my liking
La mesa my beloved

there’s a security contract where i need a safe number to unlock a safe in the vanilla unicorn. any idea where i can find it?
Code is at the bar , by the pole or by couches
search for a tiny yellow paper
in a dancers underwear
that sounds like my kind of security contract
you raid the brothel
does anyone want to play gta ?
Yea, do you have any missions
wrong chat
Sussy person from Ohio
Humour of a 12 year old
Sussy baka
Hank Schroeder here
Schrader
Does anyone here know who hank is
"Humour of a 12 year old"
Yes
be more creative ffs
yeah I have a couple heist setups
LOL
that is not what he wanted to hear
he wanted to hear you have diamond casino heist ready and he getting a 85% cut
anyway rockstar could make some missions designed for just regular players and not sweats?
or a cayo lol
they have them
open map - online - jobs - rockstar created - missions - pier pressure
I'm on my new account and just want to make some money in gta
cayo with 4 players you can get like 5 mil its actually insane
bruhu?
ù
bruhu
so anyone in?
check out #👉roles first pls
@vital needle Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
what's wrong with it ?
lol
That's cool
what the hell is wrong with the rock is my daddy
wich rock?
But if anyone wnts to play let me know
lol
Wanna hop on now? What’s your psn
Im playing on pc
cool
ik like
let me know when you get it then we can hop on
kk
my birth day is on aug 7th tho
what
i don't even know
Im so sorry for him
Hey daddy
@mods
What
I see Thant you’re a little Karen
@tidal plank
@tidal plank
i feel uncomfortable
« JuPiTeR i FeEL UnConFoRtAbLe »
ok shut up
you creep
Creep for what? You’re so entitled so get over it, the world doesn’t revolve around you.
👀
ok
creep
Creep
Creep for what? For calling you my dad? I’ve been looking for my dad and I thought you were him
, creep!
Yo thunder
This dude is calling me a creep because I called him daddy
What
runny nose dirty toes got no hoes you scratch your ass in the mirror then lick your fingers with your ankle sprain mustard stain aluminum chain micro brain
Best era of cartoons
Ikr
yes
Daddy
Tomdead redemption
@buoyant basalt
I got this too
You wylin boi
Please allow me to put a screenshot of my conversation with him here
@lime jasper look at the screenshot I sent you
u gonna get muted for tht yk
That wasn’t him, it was me talking
no i mean
So if someone’s gonna be held accountable it’s me
@lime jasper is innocent
in it
I didn’t say it, @buoyant basalt did
Joe
that dude really be running out of shit to say
copy and paste are his best friends
That’s true, he wrote it in Russian first
but why did it even come to the dms?
the boredom is crazy
and how did you even get access to the dms
i dont understand
why would ghostz do that
Hello
Hello there.





