#💬┃gorilla-chat
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An almost year supply of weed is not infact small
@lavish flame
That's quite the substantial amount to get at a time
By yourself
not if you are eating it with rice
And to have on you
cocane riceballs
are you a hooker 
You’d have to store it lol
Still not a small amount of weed to have in your possession tho
15 pounds in bags looks huge
Like 15 full black trash blacks is what it is
Looks almost infinite
I have an "associate" who's a dealer and I've seen his stash and my god it was like candy land in there
Looked like an actual candy store too
Direct address?
Naw😂
Plug 🔌
my man's took pride in that shit
Breathe air
I'll never not read breathe air in a high pitched tate voice
Dealer is called a plug
Thanks tik tok
🔥 🔥
So real
What’s that
Bro all I did was grief him cuz he was griefing others he told his boy to log me out of gta
And he was fr
Bc
He said
Click it
Just track him back and threaten to kill his entire family while he’s tied up and watches. Then after they’re all dead beg him to turn you into the police after. It’ll be a real mind fuck.
Bonk
@granite mortar someone ip grabbed me cuz I griefed them lol
And he was abt to ddos@granite mortar
on xbox?
Did u shutdown ur router?
Nah I'm spinning on his ass
How much of a lame do you have to be to learn to do something like that
How did he pull your ip on xbox wtf
Bro is pretty smart if he did
I mean
Somebody actually took time out of their lives to learn how to hack your IP address
Fr thats wht I'm saying
There are tools
That’s actually sad
But idk man
rip

Bro I just joined bck and I hear someone say I'm best player in lobby don't mess with me🤓🤓
🥴
Fuck it I guess I’ll load up gta
😄
@vapid parcelwhts ur gt
Wanna play?
Alr ig
I’m old gen though
Throw shoes at em
Good morning!
BRO
THE guy who said he was
Good
He on god mode
And
His boys on imani tech
LMAO
@granite mortar

His name was bossman2128 lmao
Wtf fuckin pussy's I swear
U on ps or xbox?
I'm waiting on response to get my doomsday cmm role and cop killer
Just got done 😁✊🍆
Ayo wtf
Might hop on gta 5 or go to sleep dunno yet
Nice how?
Modded job
I got black j's with race shoes
I got black js with white tron shoes
Istg tron shoes mach so well with black js
Bonk
Ez quick jogs

Nice
Semen
tgg has started making content about mods
What mods
Oh
I remember tryn get o and p j's it didnt work for me
Ik
Sex mod
FiveM i watched it
any of u play gta rp
Lemme get purple jogs then green ones rq brb
K man
I need a better cpu and a gpu
what servers are good for beginners
And couldn't apply for my driver's licence cause the staff is poo poo
what made u quit
idk really
I wanna get all licenses
lol
Wht fit should I make with the orange jog@wooden merlin
oh makes sense in bad servers
All white sport shoes no shirt white cotton cloves no mask keep HELMET
where staff is not responsive
To get in good server u need to pay money write a story bla bla bla yade yade ya
And rebreather
Should I put paramedic belt?
lol
it`s called a CV or something
Ye
Yeah whatever idk
Kk
@granite mortar congrats on the Golden Gorilla Role
Yay
I need someones help getting red j's
U will have access to #🌟exclusive🌟 #🕺exclusive-fun🕺
Look at my lead 💀
ik
Nobody got moc💀
u left everyone behind
Well i am going to be lvl 40 today I'll unlock it
I have moc
@wooden merlin I got red ones I think I did job on them it was long time ago tho idk wht job it was
Mother operation centre
U got final mission unlock?
Shit
Lmao
I got final mission as well but only pyr 2 gets red j's
@granite mortar bruh I have one but I also go a ps4
Bingo is better
Pc on top ngl
Buy a pc and download consoles emulator
Pc will forever be best
I have a pc lmao
Wish I had one
You do?
My Pc shit
That's why I have pc role
Oh
I never use it tbh
Specs?
SPECS?
I3 no gpu 720p monitor 2gb ram
Who asked?
It feels kinda good almost all the bad newcomers are gone
Monke specs?
not all of them
oh hell naw man
3090 msi monitor 32 gig ram and 2 Tb storage incl external wich is 5 Tb
Idk other specs
👺
bro that is last-last-last-last-last gen
i’m gay
Play on your pc 😭
Wtf is this
LMAO
Yea ik imma get i7 and 2080
howdy parter
u got a virus or something
nice
I'm too lazy
Maybe 1-2 tb storage
I think so please help me i need Alex from Microsoft
1tb storage on pc is literal dogshit
Tbh i wanna get into pc gaming but im poor 💀

Not enough tb for your porn
lol i once called them and he asked me for my social security number and bank details with pin
Ill get 2tb then
Lmao
Damn not tryn work at nasa
You probably called a call centre
i gave them all the wrong info
did it on purpose
Bruh I got 4 Tb on xbox let alone pc
was bored
you got weird interest
i just was curious about what would happen
Brb imma clean up my 🍆
Bro wtf
You have one?
do it in 8k if u have on
Wtf
Damn tf
lol
Ikr who tells ppl when they jerking off

Mf cranky af on discord 😭
What did I walk in on

Ice
Bro just oppressor that mofo, if it aint workin then use the orbital cannon on that bitch. If that doesnt work, then send drones, if that doesnt work, lazer jet, if that doesnt work, then just nuke LS
Bro he god mode
Then u r fucked

The khanjali?
Why bro got an emoji of people dogging
I shouldve known
Ye u rn over them and stay on top and they die@regal kite

Wouldn't they just slide out
No
It's diff
With doomsday tank
For some reason
Hm cool
alr back from school
Wat
I just shit the flush out of my toilet with a toilet paper wrapped in paper
???
i thought the test was weird enough
What time is it

12:44
shitin time
On a sunday?
u go to school on a Friday?
Wait it is still friday to you?
no
Oh
weeks start on saturday here
@granite mortar can we ping the members with monkeys roles
try it
i just saw a 8yo dead lift 187lbs
i can lift a paper that reads 548lbs
ez
💪
@lavish flame
hi paint
My 🍆 is squeeky clean 😁🖒
bonk
bonk on u
Warden of ----y jail
mf
i gave u the post as warden in pity
no
paint is painting discord
and ur mom
which is a lyric
not an insult
lol
no
when is gta 5 again be free in epic games?
on which store?
steam epic
but there isnt any offer
skill issue ig
ig i have to wait
i just got 2 new roles by becoming level 20
no
meow
bark
How did you get golden gorilla
get good
long story short
i cheated the system and found a loophole
it`s been fixed now lol
i didnt
what ever minigame shit
He pinged tgg for it
Can you do it for me?
Do it now
ik
bro i need a fking gta account
what was his fate
get a job wtf
He got mrmoo'd
any chess player here?
yes
elo?
me
i play chess
elo?
elo 1100
decent
wanna have a friendly match?
Imagine not being rated 2500 with a title
you don't even have a account
What did you search lol
i searched gta 5
Heya
sup
Does anybody mxdd on pc?
Do you even know my user in games
Talking to me?
No
Good morning!
Alr
good evening
Nope, sorry.
alright
Lol
I just try my best to enjoy every moment in life personally.
Not worth it
What do you mean "not worth it"?
If you were to say live every moment happily, and he were to live every moment sadly. What would be the difference?
So you enjoy your life, what's the point of being a depressed fuck all your life?
What’s the point of not doing it?
sodium attack sicilian best opening
There’s not an answer to either question
So you're a happy person.
Dude there's not even long till summer break
Live every moment with a smile on your face.
Fuck no who’s happy in America lol
What, knowing that every moment there is an opportunity of getting shot?
Classical non American comment
I live in Britain where there are 5 year olds going round the streets with knives.
I think people are the least happy in Ohio
Guns are one of the few things I agree with
😂
Fuck Ohio bitch I wanna be happy
But gun crime is farrrrr lower here.
That’s the problem with america we’re always trying to help others
Should be illegal in the US.
Fuck no
And it never will be
If there was no government, then yes I’d be okay with it
But over here the government isn’t your friend
It isn’t over there either but
Worse here Yk
I might of exaggerated a little bit.
Cause it's legal!!!
To prevent death.
Then we should prevent anything in life
Because everything causes death
Not just guns
Guns were created in intimidation for slaves.
No they weren’t you doofus
Guns were around before United States was formed. So unless you’re referring African slaves?
Yes.
Okay then not my problem lol
You can’t decriminate either
What would you base what somebody could own one off of?
They create a freedom almost
Too bad Americans aren’t smart enough to realize
But they don’t
The police are the biggest gang in America
Again why I say we have guns
Then what is?
When 5 police officers are killing an innocent kid in the street who do you call spy?
So remove guns altogether and create an armed police force for armed criminals.
Do some history. If the people in 1930’s owned guns where you’re from. How do you see the 1940’s playing out differently?
The police work for the government fool
Lol
Then death by gun crime and police will decrease.
They aren’t fixing it because they’re the ones fucking behind it don’t you understand
hello
Good morning!
no
But what would giving everyone guns do, would they simply just shoot the police?
Because a lot of people are starting to sound like you here
Hey can I ask a question?
I wasn’t technically being rude I never made a rude comment
That’s the thing. Who’s deciding this answer. And when did I elect this person to control what happens with my life?
I don’t remember a vote?
I never voted for these laws to apply to me?
Nothing. You’re thrown in and expected of.
Fucking lame ass way of life
Hey does anyone want to help me with my diamond casino heist
Good yeah! Thank you!
#lfg-diamond-ps4
Ps5
Yuh
Lfg lfg lfg
looking for gangbang
I can help
Anyways spy
The guns are the bottom of the worries list
I call everybody fool im from SoCal
It’s my language lol
If it was insulting I would of said “you fool”
What’s going on anyway
To be fair, either way it sounds rather rude doesn't it?
Basically America is fucked
I guess to somebody not from California?
I don’t take offense when somebody calls me a bloke? Even though I’m American.
Yeah.
I’m Australian
Well that is different isn't it.
No it isn’t lol
Fool is an insult, bloke isn't.
Only because you say it is
I say fool isn’t and bloke is
Now we’re stuck at opinions
What’s the biggest spider you’ve seen?
For me its aragog from harry potter
Probably a tarantula or a huntsman
And the top G (gorilla)
You don’t get it
No government is there for you
None
Look at history and how many cons there has been.
Coups*
Idk why is said con lol
Then we go back to animals
Which I’m okay with
You know tgg is Australian
Yuh
What’s your level in gta
324
59 this acc
I think tommy vercetti knows, he watches him a lot
Every night before bed I got tgg and Lankmandan set up lol
240 on my main acc
Lol
He found it funny so he laughed out loud
I was replying to when you said before bed you have tgg and lankmandan set up
And you said lol so I i did
Ok
Lol
Start shit on twitter
There you have people talking shit
Who thinks on TGG's newest video he executed the sponsor flawlessly?
My Twitter looks different
Not me
Can't believe tgg executed someone for a sponsorship
Not me
Unacceptable
@edgy mango how busy are you next weekend
Not sure
What, going into his setup, someone asking him if he is afk-ing again, and then TGG saying, "but, I'm playing raid shadow legends whilst doing it!"
nah he executed someone
If not busy I wanna try and do ddcmm again
House is getting re done
Reschedule it I want to get cmm
Who here is Australian
friend: TGG are you afk-ing again?
TGG: 💥 🔫
Me
Me
ok
Then he say's "now you're afk-ing irl!"
Sounds pretty tgg like
ok
how can i join diamond casino heist
✍️ 🔥 🔥
i only have an apartment
Quick join
Just shooting him for disturbing his gaming session.
Sounds American
idk search in casino lfg for pc and find someone
Alright, throwing a spider at him.
Wtf is a dungeron?
Naw I was making fun of my own country😂
Dungeon?
Maybe you accidentally slipped into a dnd gta 5 server
HSW upgrade is fucking 1.4 mill???
i mean in a building
Worth it
Ok
I’m messing ik lol
How tf???
Friend: TGG are you afk-ing again?
TGG: throws spider at him
half of it would be glitched
im spending one cayo on an upgrade?
Keep it up
Yup
like a room with half generation
Inflation
Fucking scam
Its gta, what do you expect
How come I can’t respond with an emoji?
i spent my free one on ignus
I need perks?
I wanna kill myself

Lol
This is ironic considering your name
I think it's level 50 for reactions, so overkill
Damn that’s gonna take a minute
Who’s the highest ranked in the chat?
Fr just for reactions
or on another vehicle
sorry went offline
Do the r7
What
Audi
if u want to we can do classic 30 min chess or 10 min @hollow slate
Fuck my brains going dumb
Me ong
I can’t remember the name
Really?
140k
Im not highest rank but i am highest rank in here right now out of all of you
1.4 is pretty easy to get though
Ik
Which shd i apply it on
Hakuchou drag?
Or something else
Oh
Might get new gen and do two accounts
Yo
What’s the most effective way to close my game on pc before wheel can save
No
uninstalling gta
Hi
Ur name should be Egrill

Task manager*
Are you guys alive?
Alt f4?
Good luck!
Yes comrade
So the cows?
sorry man i forgot that i have homework to do lol, we can still do it tomorrow tho
Sup guys
You done in there already
Cows? Milking? Milking cows?
I’ve been there
no prob
it`s the worst
Ik
fuck math
Math is easy
Especially when it’s a subject you don’t give a shit about
math lol
math is easy if u know how to do it
I have a love hate relationship with math
i mean i fuckin suck at trigonometry
- i doubt that u would need to know quadratic equations in the future
Bro stop talking about math and start talking about COW MILKING
go to cornhub
if it`s real
Yeah i like corn
Bro tgg copied his new video
?
Wdym?
Wha?...
The how to make 2mill afk vid?
wdym by that
wha? brit
But wdym
I am yes.
there is a guy called GTA Central
lol
lemme check
I put this in my profile
personal roles
🔴 Bri'ish
wait
Does tmm stand for too much masturbation
Yes
Hit the nail right on the head.

nah it's the monster Masturbaiter
There’s no such thing as too much masturbation
😱
I do it aggressive mode.
Not enough masturbation**
YES
Turkmenistan Manet.
a guy died cuz he masturbated like 80 times
in a day
Fastest pumper in the world
Guinness world record.
penis has disconneted!
Takes me 5.
He would have to be busting in 5 minute spans
Wtf?
Do you just straight go for it?
bro commited a genocide
Like no edging or anything?

5 seconds
Takes me 5 minutes to find a good video to watch
i take 2 sec
Me too
milliseconds
@hollow slate
yea?
1, 2 💦

saw what?
Have you tried to beat off to nothing

bros living up to his name
is that even possible
Yes
It’s quite fascinating
In all seriousness, it stands for the montage monster.
ok this is the first time ive ever been called a "fool"
At least you didn't pull an Elvis Presley.
u dont see that on discord
Not in a mean way it’s just my lango
oh ok
ok dawg
Everybody here does
gifting nitro in chat
give me

Skill issue
From who
I got it connected lmao
@prisma raven
You participate in options trading? @prisma raven
I had to put fake name on it so I don't get doxxed lmao
Hmm
monke ur bacc
Ok John ortega
But for some reason I can't connect riot games
Fr
Skill issue
Riot is an L
Hey John!
Ok chinese
I've seen your twitter name, mwuhuhahahahha!
Wht abt it?
It's John innit?
Idk it's prob same as on paypal
I don't know, forget it.
Wow just because im asian doenst mean im chinese racist smh
Why do ppl hate chinese

They're corrupting people.
Huh
Not us , its ccp
wanted to annex austria but austria annexed me
ccp?
guys soft boiled egg medium boiled egg or head boiled egg
Yummy
?
Soft boiled
Drink mine then
Communist Chinese Party
Yeah.
taliban
But you get my point.
medium boiled ofc
So dont hate lmao
On god bro
where r u from
My fsvorite drink 🤤
Huh
I am a golden gorilla
nah ur an addicted gorilla

nah i am a boiled gorilla
nah ur a grilled gorilla

I’m just a gorilla
You probably will get member of the month to be honest.
you are tommyy
ik
I’m switching to Thomas Shelby
noo
Imagine having no life
bro is gay
Yesssss
I mean what?
What a show!!
Bros here 24/7
No life 
yeah he is
he is in burger
Tommy
Later
holmes
Imma stand with Mr Shelby too.
Heisenburger is just a meme at this point
half of the kids don't even know about the scientist
By the order of the Peaky fucking Blinders!!!!
Ong

🥔

Rip his ass
lmao
sigh turns on peaky blinders on Netflix

Peaky Blinders of Breaking bad?
breaking blind disabled people
Top gun maverick
Peaky
Bullet Train
Ozark
Eat poop 4


Why do you delete messages

guys join my discord server nuke russia
have u promoted it in this server yet?
To impress who lol
himself
I’m guessing so lol
who said we impressing someone
no
Who tf is we
do so
exactly
i'll not
🖕
ikr
What the fuck is that tgg
yes

Mf said naw you gotta pay real money to get a special tag on your bio
XD
Wtf is that

Like he’s not getting the average persons salary in a day doing YouTube
Tgg that’s disappointing
I just wanna upload some funny gifs
Hes just a silly cat
It looks like he’s a pedophile
waltuh
@granite mortar U r an indian
what
Aint no way certified cat did a aj
?!?!
cat is a sussy boy
wtf man
@granite mortar
Nobody gonna prosecute you I promise
Are you actually Indian?

Lol u forgot that u r from scammerland
Where from
poland
Lies
k'
There’s no service in Poland
check his steam account
Me
hello




