💬┃gorilla-chat

[granite mortar]

Magical cow

🐄🐮

[narrow wind]

I luv u

[granite mortar]

My milk or me?

[tidal plank]

when you joined and asked what community helper was you were doing a very good job but everytime a mod came in chat you began about the role ...

[granite mortar]

Jupiter

Check it

[coral bough]

What do you mean "you began about the role ..."?

[narrow wind]

cookies and milf

[tidal plank]

like asking when you gonna have it and stuff

[granite mortar]

[coral bough]

Sorry, I'm annoying aren't I.

[indigo solstice]

can i buy oppressor mk2 without terrorbyte?

[narrow wind]

Bro dont do that

Damn

[narrow wind]

Ye

[granite mortar]

Yes but u can't customize it

[coral bough]

I was joking.

[granite mortar]

I think

[narrow wind]

True

[indigo solstice]

idc about customization

i care about speed

it will save alot of time in cayo perico

[granite mortar]

Yes then u can

SPEEDDDD

Kachow!

[narrow wind]

Its gives you speed dummy

[tidal plank]

and how would i be able to that

[indigo solstice]

it will be so fast in preps right?

[indigo solstice]

but without customization it will still have good speed

[granite mortar]

Search my name and filter it by old

The search option is on the top right

[tidal plank]

you'll get a msg once we think you're ready

[granite mortar]

Am on phone so it doesn't work properly

[coral bough]

Ooooh, I'm exited!

[narrow wind]

Yeah but still faster and better with customization

[tidal plank]

and you cant do that?

[indigo solstice]

bro to get opprresor mk2 with customizations i have to buy nightclub then terrorbyte then opressor

[granite mortar]

The feature is not optimised for mobile

[narrow wind]

Atleat you get missiles

[indigo solstice]

which will cost me around 10m

[granite mortar]

So it doesn't work properly

[tidal plank]

thats why i dont see it

[granite mortar]

I'll check it later when am on my pc

[narrow wind]

True

[indigo solstice]

i will just use it as travel flying thing

which will save me alot of time

[granite mortar]

Good

[narrow wind]

[indigo solstice]

i can buy nightclub and terrorbyte later

[narrow wind]

Noice

[narrow wind]

Thank you

[granite mortar]

Cool very pro player

[indigo solstice]

i just need it for cayo preps

[tidal plank]

i dont mind that y'all are talking about gta but you are in #💬┃gorilla-chat ...

[indigo solstice]

it will save me like 20 minutes or 10 minutes or smth?

[narrow wind]

[indigo solstice]

oh yeah your right

[granite mortar]

Today I started the Pacific standard heist then i realised that i don't have 4 players to play it 😦

[indigo solstice]

i was just asking a question

[granite mortar]

Ok 👌

[narrow wind]

Its ok mate

[indigo solstice]

can we talk in #🚔┃gta-discussion cause i wan't to ask more questions

[narrow wind]

Aight

[granite mortar]

I won't go

[coral bough]

I have just experienced the mk2 nerf.

[granite mortar]

Hehe

[tidal plank]

you dont have to

[coral bough]

It just misses them!

[narrow wind]

Man i love mods

[coral bough]

What the fuck.

[granite mortar]

N word bypass ban

@tidal plank

[coral bough]

#📁〢support／report

!!!!

[granite mortar]

U did

[coral bough]

Should I open a ticket?

[narrow wind]

Stop the cap

[granite mortar]

Yeah bro ninja

[coral bough]

I've got a screenshot.

[granite mortar]

🤡

[coral bough]

Last time I opened a ticket a man got banned.

[granite mortar]

Screenshot

[coral bough]

Is that worthy of getting reported?

[tidal plank]

dw

[granite mortar]

I reported him to discord

[tidal plank]

no need to open a ticket

[coral bough]

That's a bit too far mate.

[granite mortar]

Lol

[honest patrol]

maybe just stop being a fuckin snitch

that could work too

[coral bough]

I didn't report him lol.

[granite mortar]

Bye ama blast some music

[tidal plank]

cya

[granite mortar]

Cya

Cya

[coral bough]

What's happened?

[tidal plank]

mute and warn

[coral bough]

Not too bad. I felt sorry for the geezer I got banned yesterday.

I just got blown up by anti aircraft system on act 1 of the contract.

[scarlet wagon]

You can turn it off on the control deck when you unlock the doors

[coral bough]

Yeah no, I just got there.

This server should make a system where after users get banned if they keep on bugging the staff an airstrike is called on their house.

[scarlet wagon]

I used to park my sub next to my yacht in a public lobby and sit on the sub then wait for players to try and attack then watch as the aa shot them down lol

[coral bough]

Some guard just woke from the dead and shot me 💀

[scarlet wagon]

Ouch

[coral bough]

I set him on fire with a flare gun.

[scarlet wagon]

Use a fire bottle

[indigo solstice]

what happend

[coral bough]

Nobody messaged the chat.

[scarlet wagon]

Setting npcs on fire in gta lol

[indigo solstice]

ride car with me

and do it for 100$

then i made her get out

and killed her with hatchet

burned her

bombed her with c4

real pain

[coral bough]

What I do is I tase them, I get my flare gun, set them on fire, whilst they're burning to death I throw a grenade at them and then I shoot them a bunch of times.

[indigo solstice]

more pain

once i kept slaughtering an npc

with machette

[worn crown]

Very interesting. Go on.

[indigo solstice]

BAN HIM

[coral bough]

Who?

[indigo solstice]

@worn crown

[worn crown]

Bru

I didn’t do anything

[indigo solstice]

asking about GTA+ Is againt rules

so delete it before moderator comes

[worn crown]

🥱♿️

[stable relic]

no it isn't bruh

[tidal plank]

[coral bough]

Is it actually against the rules?

[indigo solstice]

AM JOKING

[worn crown]

I just read them and it’s not

[indigo solstice]

joking

[coral bough]

I never read anything about that.

[indigo solstice]

PLS

[raw escarp]

Can anybody help me with the diamond casino heist?

[worn crown]

You do realize if you wanna use sarcasm or joke online you have to use uppercase and lowercase letters in the same contacts. Otherwise no one’s gonna get it.

[upper fractal]

Hey @raw escarp, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[worn crown]

Example: I lOvE BroomRideRSSSs

[coral bough]

jupiter

[scarlet wagon]

Gta plus has its benefits

[tidal plank]

i've been summoned ?

[coral bough]

Read that what I have replied to.

[indigo solstice]

Totally Agree Proffessor

[open iron]

For nightclub if u sell all stock together do u make more

[tidal plank]

if you pay for it it's fine to me

[coral bough]

Alright!

[worn crown]

Last weeks benefits were so atrocious but the ones this week are really bad too. The only thing going for it is the 50 car garage.

[coral bough]

I don't know why but I am actually scared of pinging mod's lol.

[tidal plank]

if they're in chat it's fine (for me)

[coral bough]

No I mean @ pinging them.

[worn crown]

Correct me if I’m wrong but there’s a 50% bonus for 20 or more people in the lobby. So if you have $1 million in stock, Tony is going to take 100,000 of that. And you’re left with about 900 K. But in full focus, you’re making about 1,400,000. Somewhere around there.

[tidal plank]

someone like archo i wouldnt try to ping too much he's busy with studies and has other servers too manage too

[coral bough]

What's it like having to monitor a partnered server 24/7?

[indigo solstice]

@chrome minnow this guy legend

[tidal plank]

you mean moderate?

[coral bough]

Well, monitor as you aren't doing anything unless you have to.

[scarlet wagon]

It all depends if you get gta plus as a new player or have moved from pc to xbox and need to start over but don't want to buy the cards it also depends if you want to get it and have a character in say the 100s.
It has gave away alot of free stuff since coming out

[coral bough]

You only "moderate" if there is someone misbehaving.

[tidal plank]

depends for who and how big the server is ofcourse

[worn crown]

Are usually buy it because I don’t feel like paying for a ghost organization, cops, turn a blind eye, BST, armor, draw, call in the buzzard, etc. etc. I am over level 200 and I honestly can afford it but I just don’t feel like paying the extra money because I’m spamming all these things at least five times per hour. That’s how why I haven’t not necessarily for the benefits, but if the benefits are good, I just can’t support for that month and suffer the consequences.

[indigo solstice]

Here is a fun story

my friend had a dog

[lavish flame]

when will street dealers be dropped?

[indigo solstice]

i go to my friend house to much

so i tried what if i died infront of my friend dog

[scarlet wagon]

They are out

[indigo solstice]

like yt videos

so i falled over to see dog reactiong and my leg was flipped v shaped

and the dog just started to......

[scarlet wagon]

I keep the sub running on each account but then I am starting fresh on each xbox account

[worn crown]

I’ve got to the point where I just physically cannot be bothered to do heist in general anymore. It burns me out and I just end up doing free mode work because it gives me a lot of diversity. I usually just let my acid business Ryan and my bunker and my night club Road as well. From there on I just usually destroy everybody in the lobby until a whole group of new people join and then I sell.

[indigo solstice]

wth happend to chat

why there is paragraphs

[worn crown]

Are use my microphone to type because I couldn’t be bothered to type on my old phone if that makes any sense so if anything I say is a run on sentence or it doesn’t make sense that’s why

[scarlet wagon]

I stay in a friend or invite session online now and only play with those in my crews especially if on pc

[coral bough]

Isn't a partnered server supposed to be insanely strict? Like in this server you can talk about, sex, drugs, guns etc without getting into trouble.

[indigo solstice]

Is Awake N Sleeping Bothering You?

[worn crown]

Dude, I’m awake and asleep how can I bother anybody?

[scarlet wagon]

No not at all

[indigo solstice]

If He Bothers You Don't Hesitate To Mention Me

[tidal plank]

drugs and guns cuz it is gta related but sex? i havent rlly seen a clear conversation about that

[indigo solstice]

Soon GTA Will Have Human Trafficking I Guess

[fierce inlet]

lol

[worn crown]

I had some level 200 in free mode yesterday invite me to a party. He proceeded to call me a bunch of names because I killed him when he was giving his car detailed. I proceeded to snipe him 17 times in a row before he left and ultimately, I had proof that he should’ve just dropped it and let me kill the rest the lobby.

[indigo solstice]

I Hope GTA 6 Have Kids

[tidal plank]

how long have you been lurking for?

[indigo solstice]

That Is Killable

[scarlet wagon]

Gta online has kids Frank's kids we just don't see them

[fierce inlet]

i dont lurk

[coral bough]

I have spoke about sex here before.

[worn crown]

Killable children is one of Skyrim best mods

[fierce inlet]

i just randomly say lol

lol

[bitter geyser]

Does anybody have a sell server I could use?

[indigo solstice]

I Wan't Killable Kids Mod For Cyberpunk

[tidal plank]

sure ig

[indigo solstice]

It Would Be Legend

[coral bough]

You have been banned from TGG's gorilla gang mk2 for...

[worn crown]

Average Broom riders<Chad Sport Faggio Rider

[indigo solstice]

Would Be Absolute Legend

[bitter geyser]

AYO

lol

[indigo solstice]

Sorry Mr Jupiter

Last Time

[tidal plank]

better be

[indigo solstice]

For Sure

I Did It Two Times Only

So Don't Count

🙂

[indigo solstice]

For What Exactly

[bitter geyser]

selling

lol

[indigo solstice]

Selling What Exactly

[bitter geyser]

acid

[coral bough]

What's everyone's thoughts on Grand Theft Auto 6 having a female protagonist?

[lime jasper]

#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc @bitter geyser

[indigo solstice]

I Thought Another Thing

[indigo solstice]

oh ma gad

[bitter geyser]

I don't have access to that

[scarlet wagon]

About time they made one

[upper fractal]

Hey @bitter geyser, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[lime jasper]

xbox roles

[coral bough]

What?

[lime jasper]

well i guess it locked u can

ask for a reason

from the moderators

[indigo solstice]

i broke my finger

[tidal plank]

wdym kerv

[indigo solstice]

my leg toe

i snapped it

[bitter geyser]

lol

[indigo solstice]

i hear snapping

[lime jasper]

@bitter geyser he said , cant acces the xbox lfg @tidal plank

[tidal plank]

he was talking about #💻〢businesses-lfg-pc

[bitter geyser]

I can just not the other ones

[lime jasper]

xbox not pc

[tidal plank]

you can see these one right , @bitter geyser ?

[bitter geyser]

no

only the last one

[scarlet wagon]

I think a female protagonist will be very interesting to play and definitely better than the online current females lol

[bitter geyser]

the xbox lfg one

[tidal plank]

thats the one you need anyways

[bitter geyser]

lfg-xbox-series-x-s

[coral bough]

Like I say, airstrike him.

[tidal plank]

you bought them?

[fierce inlet]

whats an actual good game guys

[coral bough]

Oh :(

[elder pumice]

dark souls

[fierce inlet]

arent there like 4 of them

[lime jasper]

elden ring

[bitter geyser]

red dead

[fierce inlet]

already have that

[fierce inlet]

overrated

and already finished it

[lime jasper]

what are u into and i will recommend some

[fierce inlet]

mostly shooters

[bitter geyser]

2 too?

[fierce inlet]

yeah

[lime jasper]

escape from tarkov

[coral bough]

I wonder if April was born in April.

[fierce inlet]

dont i need friends for that

[bitter geyser]

damn lol

[indigo solstice]

sh

[fierce inlet]

that play the game i mean

[wooden merlin]

Lol

[lime jasper]

u got the COD games and halo too

[indigo solstice]

YES

[fierce inlet]

i have cod yeah

[lime jasper]

then bro u need to read i mean

[bitter geyser]

lol

[zealous pagoda]

I need someone to host a heist

[lime jasper]

u got most of the fps games

[bitter geyser]

bring me with

[fierce inlet]

whats that bro

[bitter geyser]

OH MY GOD

[zealous pagoda]

What it user

[bitter geyser]

Monstanipper

[zealous pagoda]

Peak

[lime jasper]

evil west

rd2

[fierce inlet]

its combined with ps4

[coral bough]

What's everybodies favourite act of the dr dre contracts?

[fierce inlet]

i have 862h on it on pc

and 1200 on ps4

[bitter geyser]

get help

[zealous pagoda]

I added u

[lime jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-7929301

[bitter geyser]

you got a mic?

[fierce inlet]

the game is 8 years old

[lime jasper]

9*

[fierce inlet]

why

[indigo solstice]

someone dm

[bitter geyser]

you need it

[indigo solstice]

me

[fierce inlet]

siege is 8 years old

[indigo solstice]

for good ohio final boss video

[lime jasper]

i thought gta

since we are in gta server

[fierce inlet]

i dont play gta lol

[lavish flame]

have you not changed your profile since 2021

[lime jasper]

wtf are u here then lol

[indigo solstice]

no why

[fierce inlet]

do i need to play gta to be here

[indigo solstice]

i changed it too many times

[lime jasper]

naah no need but

[coral bough]

I can barely do anything on TGG's intense grinding method.

[lime jasper]

there are like 90% ppl here that play the game

[fierce inlet]

lol

[indigo solstice]

Cosmic Ohio Final Boss Vs Cosmic Gigachad

ROUND 1

[fierce inlet]

i used to play it

[lavish flame]

Who tf pinged me

[indigo solstice]

FIGHT

[fierce inlet]

but it gets boring after a while

[lavish flame]

reading this made my skin melt off of my bones and my eyes combust

[fierce inlet]

maybe i install later

[lime jasper]

that ohio guy

[lavish flame]

/neg

[fierce inlet]

when i feel like it

[lime jasper]

no need continue with ur fps

[indigo solstice]

Me?

I Didn't Ping Anyone

You Did Impostor

[lavish flame]

jesus christ

[indigo solstice]

I Agree

[lime jasper]

stop playing among us rn

[indigo solstice]

@lime jasper Sussy Baka Vented Infront Of Me

[lavish flame]

this is awful

how old are you

[coral bough]

The man I just killed really had the audacity to stand up whilst he was on fire 💀

[indigo solstice]

17

[lavish flame]

liar

[bitter geyser]

I'm 2

[indigo solstice]

Im Not Lying Atreus

[coral bough]

I've just been born.

[bitter geyser]

nice

[lime jasper]

u know carti is in Jail right?

[bitter geyser]

I'm still in me mothers womb

[indigo solstice]

How Do You Know My Old Identity

[bitter geyser]

Pedophile!

[coral bough]

Team!!!! Peadophile!!!

[bitter geyser]

peedonfile

peadolphin

[coral bough]

Peado's computer files.

[bitter geyser]

Ayo

[coral bough]

Alright lets stop.

[bitter geyser]

u

[coral bough]

Don't wanna get deleted off of the surface of this server do we now?

[bitter geyser]

u

it was all tmm I swear

[indigo solstice]

Top 7 Stronger Ohio Final Boss Forms

7. Ohio Final Boss Base

6. Gear 5: Ohio Man

5. Star Platinum ZA OHIO

[coral bough]

Number 5. florida man

[bitter geyser]

ayyy thats me

[indigo solstice]

4. Made In OHIO

3. Wonder Of OHIO

2. OHIO Bankai Chunybio Makki

1. New Form!!? Wonder Of OREA

[bitter geyser]

no

[indigo solstice]

0. Cosmic Ohio Final Boss

????!?!!

[bitter geyser]

no

[lime jasper]

so basically u are telling us that u from ohioo

[indigo solstice]

i see who you are

you are my enemy

[bitter geyser]

no

[indigo solstice]

my enemy you are my enemy

[bitter geyser]

no

[indigo solstice]

Cosmic Ohio Final Boss VS Cosmic Spider Man

[bitter geyser]

no

[indigo solstice]

Strengh = OHIO FB

[bitter geyser]

L

[indigo solstice]

IQ = Ohio FB

[bitter geyser]

ty

[indigo solstice]

Durabilty = Cosmic Spider Man

Battle IQ = OHIO FB

[bitter geyser]

same thing

L

bad

[indigo solstice]

OHIO FB Wins

[bitter geyser]

bruh what was that

[lime jasper]

i mean at this point u can use all those Ls to spell life

[bitter geyser]

Ahh yes nothing like finding who's stronger by using iq and durability

[indigo solstice]

Made In Ohio VS Cosmic Florida Man

[bitter geyser]

I win ez

[indigo solstice]

Strength = Made In Ohio

[bitter geyser]

no

Thats wrong

cfm wins

[indigo solstice]

Durabilty = Florida Man

IQ = Made In Ohio

Battle IQ = Made In Ohio

[bitter geyser]

no

liteally no

[indigo solstice]

Sigma = Made In Ohio

Cosmic = Both

[bitter geyser]

no crap

[indigo solstice]

Legends = Both

[coral bough]

Franklin is talking about NFT's in the mission I am playing rn lol.

[indigo solstice]

Japanese = Made In Ohio

Stupid = Florida Man

Made In Ohio Wins

[bitter geyser]

below me is a dumb liar, don't believe this bozo

[indigo solstice]

Made In Ohio Wins

[bitter geyser]

no

[coral bough]

Sigma= Thomas Shelby

[fierce inlet]

w

[indigo solstice]

Cosmic Sigma Gold Ohio Final Boss VS DC & Marvel

[fierce inlet]

where can i buy the cheapest steam keyts @elder pumice

[shell owl]

yo

wassup guys

[indigo solstice]

Strength = Cosmic Sigma Gold Ohio Final Boss

Durabilty = Cosmic Sigma Gold Ohio Final Boss

[lime jasper]

CD KEYS i think

[shell owl]

im searching for someone to play with me prison break heist steup

[fierce inlet]

hes indian

he knows all the sites

[indigo solstice]

IQ = Cosmic Sigma Gold Ohio Final Boss

[fierce inlet]

lol

[indigo solstice]

Battle IQ = Cosmic Sigma Gold Ohio Final Boss

[lime jasper]

there i think they are cheap

[indigo solstice]

Cosmic Sigma Gold Ohio Final Boss Wins

[fierce inlet]

yeah i know

[lime jasper]

and why is he asking for more cheaper price

wtf

[indigo solstice]

Next watching platforms

[fierce inlet]

the cheaper the better

[indigo solstice]

Prime Video VS Netflix

Content = Netflix

[lime jasper]

the cheaper the more trash game u get

[fierce inlet]

no

im dutch

im greedy

[indigo solstice]

Cheaper = Prime Video

LGBTQ = Netflix

[lime jasper]

old games that came in 80s, 90s

[fierce inlet]

lol

average npc

[indigo solstice]

This point don't count

[bitter geyser]

lol

[indigo solstice]

More People = Netflix

Popular = Netflix

[fierce inlet]

lol

[indigo solstice]

Netflix Wins

What should i do next?

[indigo solstice]

im muslim

I Forgot

Haram = Netflix

but i still subscribe to it

xD

[lime jasper]

so u are have a phobia against them

[indigo solstice]

i only watch halal things

im not phobia

i just don't support

everyone have opinion bro

[lime jasper]

ik

mate

u typed it

nobody force u

[indigo solstice]

what do you mean by that

[lavish flame]

hi

[indigo solstice]

yeah everyone have opinion

im not homophobic

or lgbtqphobic

just everyone have opinion

[fierce inlet]

where do i buy tarkov lol

i cant find it on steam

[lime jasper]

bro i have to teach u every trick in the book for u to buy

[indigo solstice]

For the very cool admins

[fierce inlet]

i just need to know on what launcher tarkov is

neek

[gentle oasis]

@lavish flame

[indigo solstice]

that have a problem with homophobics

[gentle oasis]

Hi @lavish flame

[indigo solstice]

im not a homophobic

[lavish flame]

Hi @gentle oasis

[indigo solstice]

i just don't like it

[fierce inlet]

@gentle oasis sentinal

[lime jasper]

search on the web instant gaming

[fierce inlet]

markus

[lime jasper]

there is cheap

[gentle oasis]

Hi mxd @fierce inlet

[lavish flame]

Grown ass baby @fierce inlet

[indigo solstice]

everyone have opinion

[lavish flame]

🤣🤣🤣

[fierce inlet]

hahahhahah

[indigo solstice]

well kerv said im gonna get banned

[gentle oasis]

🤣🤣🤣

[indigo solstice]

for being homophobic

but im not homophobic

[lime jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-gif-gif-26042600

[indigo solstice]

just everyone have opinion

[gentle oasis]

Why

[indigo solstice]

i didn't say f word or 3 letter

[fierce inlet]

yeah cool and all but what launcher

[lime jasper]

Fobia word

[indigo solstice]

bro that doesn't mean i hate them

[trim yarrow]

Hehe

[coral bough]

I do that.

[lime jasper]

idk jux search it

[trim yarrow]

[coral bough]

Not as much anymore though.

[trim yarrow]

I'm doing it rn

[coral bough]

To what? A fucking discord chat?

[subtle osprey]

@grave juniper this was my lost account

[trim yarrow]

I'm good at multitasking

[subtle osprey]

Loll

[trim yarrow]

We'll say

[coral bough]

I read that wrong.

[subtle osprey]

I'll leave

[indigo solstice]

i just don't want to be banned

[subtle osprey]

Nobody wants to

LOL

[indigo solstice]

NO

[lime jasper]

Adios

[trim yarrow]

[indigo solstice]

JUPITER IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC

[subtle osprey]

Adios

[coral bough]

Jupiter we need an airstrike!

[indigo solstice]

PLEASE NO

I DID NOT MEAN

I DON'T HATE THEM

[lime jasper]

no in caps

[tidal plank]

How did yo msg not get removed for too many caps lol

[coral bough]

You can't get banned for a religion.

[indigo solstice]

Bot broken?

[lime jasper]

he got perms

[indigo solstice]

Jupiter i did not mean

A

i did not have perms

[trim yarrow]

Shut up

[indigo solstice]

Jupiter please don't ban me bro

[coral bough]

What did you say, dm me.

[lime jasper]

but we on earth tho

[tidal plank]

I have no reason to

[indigo solstice]

finally

[lime jasper]

i mean it seems to me

[indigo solstice]

heart warming

[coral bough]

I know how you feel.

[trim yarrow]

[coral bough]

The fuck!?

[indigo solstice]

it was close

[lime jasper]

when will we get on MaRS

[tidal plank]

???

What do you want with my brother

[coral bough]

Isn't that your brothers gamertag?

They wanna shag your brother.

[tidal plank]

Tbh i don't even know where he at rn

[lime jasper]

ur brother has been asking for us to get on his planet but

it seems we arent on it yet

[tidal plank]

He better not be with you ...

[coral bough]

erm...

MARS RUN!

Where's conquester lately, not seen him for a few days.

After this grind I should have 4 and a bit million.

[wooden merlin]

4,000,000 not bad

[limpid bolt]

Currently got 8 million

Trying to save up for the yacht

[coral bough]

Mr Rock revive the chat.

Solomon is weird.

He's moaning down the mic.

He's just going, ohhh ahhhhhhh.

[cosmic snow]

.

[coral bough]

He's still doing it.

THis is the lyrics,

OHH ahhh OHHH ahhh..

Mr Jupiter is back!!!

No he's not.

[spark nymph]

I need help with the casino heist

[coral bough]

#👉roles

[spark nymph]

Thanks

[coral bough]

Pick that and I will direct you to your LFG channel

@spark nymph Do you know what you're doing?

Lamar is typing...

Lamar Davis???

[analog cave]

I need someone to play it’s a G thing w me

[analog cave]

Yes

[coral bough]

#1031671872439451729

[spark nymph]

Not really

[coral bough]

#1031671872439451729

There is no designated channels for ps5 which is concerning.

Well for different jobs...

There is #1031671872439451729 of course.

[spark nymph]

I can do ps4

[coral bough]

Are you on ps4?

[forest belfry]

Guys, do u want to do a car meet?

[coral bough]

#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[forest belfry]

Im talking abt ps5

[urban finch]

yo

anyone else have the problem where they cant race

[opal orchid]

Story mode question
Patrick McCreary mission
I have done all missions up until the Lester jewelry store scope out. I am trying to get Patrick McCreary. Is this now impossible as I am so close as every video I watch they find him earlier on

[coral bough]

Contract act 3

[coral bough]

Sorry mate, it has been ages since I completed the story, I don't know who Patrick McCreary is.

[bitter geyser]

ee I gotta get this mission done

Yo luke do you have something that can fly and shoot missiles

[coral bough]

STORY!!!

[opal orchid]

Ok thanks. It's just I think I may have accidentally advanced to far to get Patrick McCreary

[bitter geyser]

luke

[opal orchid]

Yes

[bitter geyser]

I am your fathe-

I mean

AHEM

[opal orchid]

Haha

Original

[bitter geyser]

Do you have a flying missile shooting vehicle

[coral bough]

You made me laugh IRL.

[opal orchid]

...

[coral bough]

Good job!

[bitter geyser]

[coral bough]

I thought he was on about the MK2

[bitter geyser]

Well luke?

[opal orchid]

Yes I think he was but I am playing story mode

[bitter geyser]

You should help me luke

I need to estroy duggan shipments

[next horizon]

Sup everyone

[opal orchid]

Huh?

[bitter geyser]

can you help me destroy duggan shipments fo my casino

[next horizon]

[opal orchid]

I don't want to get temp banned for repeated message but as more people are here I will

Story mode question
Patrick McCreary mission
I have done all missions up until the Lester jewelry store scope out. I am trying to get Patrick McCreary. Is this now impossible as I am so close as every video I watch they find him earlier on

[next horizon]

[bitter geyser]

huh

but can you help me

[opal orchid]

Why that look like a haribo sweet

[next horizon]

[bitter geyser]

LOL

[worthy pier]

so isit safe to play online on pc

[bitter geyser]

no

[opal orchid]

No u will get nuked

[bitter geyser]

Luke, I am very dissapointed in you

[next horizon]

Same

[opal orchid]

Huh

[next horizon]

[bitter geyser]

haribo

[coral bough]

POV me after I angle a grenade and it kills someone

MATHS!

[opal orchid]

Yes

[bitter geyser]

luke

[opal orchid]

Delicious

[bitter geyser]

will you-

[opal orchid]

No

[bitter geyser]

ma

[next horizon]

[coral bough]

Marry me?

[next horizon]

Oh hell nah

[bitter geyser]

ybe help me

with my setup

[opal orchid]

sturbate

[bitter geyser]

for casino

LOL

[next horizon]

Oh nahhh

[opal orchid]

Umm I don't have new GTA

[bitter geyser]

Bruh

Your role says you're x/s

[next horizon]

[coral bough]

LMAO!

[opal orchid]

I am

I have a series s

[bitter geyser]

That's for what u play the game on not what xbox it is

REEE

I am dissapointed

in you luke

again

[next horizon]

@bitter geyser same

[bitter geyser]

for the 57th time

in 3 weeks

4 days

9 hours

[opal orchid]

No u don't understand. I have new gen GTA but I'm playing GTA story mode ATM

[bitter geyser]

and 43 seconds

[opal orchid]

Because GTA online is boring af

[bitter geyser]

ok but help me

[next horizon]

@opal orchid no no no

[bitter geyser]

all you gotta do is blow stuff up

[opal orchid]

Ok sure. Give me one second. Do you have someone to do your casino heist with?

[bitter geyser]

Yes but they aint on rn

[opal orchid]

Ok

[bitter geyser]

I still gotta do 5 more to do's

Lol

all I need for opt is shipments

And we will destroy all 10 of them, or I will dissapointed you

[opal orchid]

GT?

[lavish flame]

Is casino heist ez?

[bitter geyser]

huh

Not really

Oh its guns blazing

gold

[opal orchid]

Also I have done duggens before and done all 10. I'll be honest I had ten seconds to spare but still managed it

[lavish flame]

I gotta do mine aswell its hard for me

[bitter geyser]

ok and now we have 2 of us

and I'll probably die lol

5 times minimum

[opal orchid]

It is so easy with 2? If you want three sure but there is no point

[coral bough]

Bro that mission where you have to defend record a studios is so annoying, they attack you from behind.

[bitter geyser]

I suck at it but yes we will manage

I love attacking from behind

[coral bough]

Ayo 💀

[opal orchid]

Ironically I have a casino setup and all I need to do is duggans as well

[bitter geyser]

What bro I love stealth kills

LOl what is tha tguys name

gaytoilet27

[opal orchid]

Haha

[thin briar]

Anybody down to help sell some of my MC Businesses??

[bronze ermine]

that’s what she said

[tidal plank]

I don't wanna ruin your conversation but y'all are discussing GTA stuff in #💬┃gorilla-chat

[bitter geyser]

i know

Idk where to go

[thin briar]

Have Bogdan Doomsday as well

[tidal plank]

#🚔┃gta-discussion

[thin briar]

On deck

[coral bough]

This is a gta server though...

[bronze ermine]

sameeee, i also like it when u slit an npcs throat when ur infrint of them

[tidal plank]

But we didnt make GTA discussion for y'all to talk about GTA here

[coral bough]

Touche.

[thin briar]

My b

[opal orchid]

Bro @bitter geyser

[coral bough]

I've sent your brother back to you.

[bitter geyser]

what

[opal orchid]

Why u start it straight away???

[coral bough]

Jupiter will understand.

[bitter geyser]

cuz im stupid

[tidal plank]

Haven't seen him all day and it's almost 9 pm

[coral bough]

Oh yeah, I forgot, he said he doesn't want to go home.

[tidal plank]

He's went to his girl probably

[coral bough]

He's got a girlfriend?

Good on him!

[tidal plank]

They're together for 6 months now

[coral bough]

That's good!

[coral bough]

How are you?

[tidal plank]

Pretty good got a week off

[coral bough]

Mines coming to an end 😭

[tidal plank]

Sucks

[bitter geyser]

wanna 50 50 luke?

[coral bough]

That did not just say suck d?

🤨

[bitter geyser]

ayo

[tidal plank]

Suckd

Without e

[coral bough]

Ah lol

[tidal plank]

d and s are right next to each other

[coral bough]

asdfghjkl

[tidal plank]

Qwerty?

[coral bough]

uiop

[tidal plank]

Nah i mean do you have a qwerty keyboard?

[coral bough]

Yeah.

[coral bough]

Can you buy non-qwerty keyboards?

Or do you have to configure it and change the keys?

[tidal plank]

Azerty sucks for gaming cuz most games standard keys are on wasd

[coral bough]

What does Azerty look like?

[tidal plank]

I think m and ' are switched not sure tho

[coral bough]

That must be horrible.

[tidal plank]

I grew up with it

[coral bough]

I'm sorry to hear that.

[tidal plank]

Every keyboard is azerty in my country you can only buy qwerty in like shops that are game sepcialized

[coral bough]

Where do you come from?

[tidal plank]

Belgium

[coral bough]

You have the German flag horizontally.

[tidal plank]

Almost

Yellow and red are also switched

[tribal sentinel]

guys i need your help

[tidal plank]

Vertical*

[coral bough]

No the German stripes are vertical?

[bitter geyser]

wwhat do u play on jupiter

[tribal sentinel]

my social club isnt working

[coral bough]

Xbox.

[bitter geyser]

x/s?

[tidal plank]

Never heard of the horizon above the sea?

It's flat

[coral bough]

Ofc

[analog cave]

Can someone remove the timer in the help for mission channels, it’s fucking annoying

[tidal plank]

Go to DM

[bitter geyser]

what xbox do u play on jupiter?

[tidal plank]

You're also not supposed to msg in there

[tidal plank]

I play on pc

[bitter geyser]

U liar!

[coral bough]

I swear you said the other day you play on Xbox.

[coral bough]

Must have been another mod.

[tidal plank]

I've never owned any console

Except for a Wii (if you count it)

[coral bough]

I was saying that the stripes in the german flag go up.

[coral bough]

Why did you scribble the other thing out?

[tidal plank]

Didnt Mean to do that

[coral bough]

Ah, I thought you we're hiding personal info or something.

Jupiter: I would never do that

[tidal plank]

What would you never do?

Oh nvm

Just had to read it twice

[coral bough]

lmao

[tidal plank]

Nah i would hide important personal info

Like my irl name

Very smart to Ping me

Now i know your name

@coral bough

[leaden meteor]

fuck paying for a bitches meal

[dark sleet]

Ayo

[coral bough]

It's in my bio.

[tidal plank]

[leaden meteor]

that’s dumb that you have your government name on your bio, unless you don’t care

[coral bough]

What the fuck is a government name?

[tidal plank]

Your id

[leaden meteor]

^

your actual first and last name

[coral bough]

Not my full name.

[leaden meteor]

ok dylan

[coral bough]

Literally my first name and that's that.

[leaden meteor]

[coral bough]

I hate it when people do that.

[leaden meteor]

[indigo solstice]

i didn't get banned

[tidal plank]

[coral bough]

I'm scared.

[tidal plank]

Don't be

Dylan

[indigo solstice]

yessir

[leaden meteor]

yeah

[coral bough]

😭

[leaden meteor]

^Dylan*

what’s going on Dylan

[coral bough]

😭 💥 🔫

[tidal plank]

That's considered bullying

#stopbullyingdylan

[coral bough]

BAN!

[coral bough]

Oh for fucks sake lol

[tidal plank]

Lmao

[leaden meteor]

bullying would be something like death threats or making fun of their appearance or any sort of physical contact

[coral bough]

I dare you to make that a channel.

[leaden meteor]

what i’m doing is considered bullying

[lavish flame]

i just fell off my chair

[leaden meteor]

is not

[lavish flame]

But create a channel

[tidal plank]

Nah i just had to find a way to get the #stopbullyingdylan msg out

[leaden meteor]

is not considered

[undone zenith]

Rate the kit

[leaden meteor]

[lavish flame]

Stupid

[coral bough]

Is that Bellingham?

[lavish flame]

1/10

[undone zenith]

Yeah man

cleaner than my sheets on a Sunday morning

[tidal plank]

Keep dreaming

[coral bough]

I'm removing that later.

[undone zenith]

Average Chelshit fan

[indigo solstice]

yo

skibidopdop yes yes

[coral bough]

Breaking bad or Peaky Blinders?

[tidal plank]

Kung Fu panda

[lavish flame]

Average british citizen

🔪🔪🔪🔪🩸🩸🩸🩸

[undone zenith]

oh wait man isn’t even a real chelshit supporter

[coral bough]

Best show!

[lavish flame]

I dont even like football

[tidal plank]

That's what im saying

[undone zenith]

That’s even worse

[coral bough]

It's never coming home 😭

[undone zenith]

Imagine not being able to identify with a crucial part of sports culture

Shocking

[indigo solstice]

guys

i bought kuruma

cause i deleted my old character

[lavish flame]

[indigo solstice]

Sad

[lavish flame]

Sad moment

[coral bough]

Why does the admin role have a biohazard symbol next to it?

[tidal plank]

Other then supporting my own country in WC or EC i don't rlly Care about football it's a good sport but not rlly my thing

[undone zenith]

Toxic masculinity beware

[coral bough]

But one of the admins are female.

[undone zenith]

Toxic femininity

[coral bough]

lmao.

[lavish flame]

Any1 down to do the prison break heist

Dude

[leaden meteor]

something i refuse to do is pay for women meal

[coral bough]

Jupiter allow me

[upper fractal]

Hey @lavish flame, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[undone zenith]

Only if the Saudis are paying

[lavish flame]

Just go find a channel to do that shit on

[coral bough]

I was going to do that.

[lavish flame]

🤝

[tidal plank]

What do you wanna do?

[lavish flame]

💀💀💀

[coral bough]

Direct him to an LFG channel.

[undone zenith]

At least that’s something

[coral bough]

I knew you was going to do that lol.

[tidal plank]

Using the command is more fun

[coral bough]

And easier.

[tidal plank]

You missed your chance again in #🚔┃gta-discussion

[coral bough]

My bedroom is not the master control terminal.

I do not have 2000 monitors.

[tidal plank]

Neither do i

[tidal plank]

Tbh i thought it was

And that your mom would Bring you food and drinks

That you have a toilet there too

[coral bough]

My room is right next to the bathroom!

[indigo solstice]

how i can get police outfit

in gta online pc

[coral bough]

Ring south yorkshire police and ask for a job.

[coral bough]

Idk sorry.

[indigo solstice]

i got a way for the noose outfit

still works till this day

its been 2 year since its working

so lol

[coral bough]

The meth in gta is blue 💀

[kindred viper]

Jesse we need to cook

[coral bough]

I hate public sessions.

There are just kids screaming the most annoying shit down the mic.

Apparently my coke lockup's been shut down.

[tidal plank]

I aint using that shit

Maybe i Will this week tho

[indigo solstice]

imagine

[coral bough]

Why?

[indigo solstice]

what if cayo have criminal mastermind

[tidal plank]

I got other things that make more money and are more fun

[coral bough]

I can't find a good session to sell in.

[tidal plank]

Closed friend lmao

[indigo solstice]

Closed Friend Bro

[coral bough]

I just got jumpscared by gtao voice chat.

[coral bough]

Ahem 2% bonus pp

[indigo solstice]

What do you mean by pp?

[tidal plank]

Ahem idc

[coral bough]

Per person.

[indigo solstice]

[coral bough]

violated

[indigo solstice]

What Do You Mean By PP Huh?

[tidal plank]

I'd rather sell 500k with no one anoying me then getting 700k and have the risk of getting shot down

And lose evrything

[indigo solstice]

Thats SUS

[indigo solstice]

i had 1m cargo in nightclub

in a car

a mf with opressor came up bombed it all

[tidal plank]

Cant

Cuz you should get a truck

[indigo solstice]

cant what

by car i mean the pounder custom

[coral bough]

Then grief that mother fucker until he jumps out of his window.

[indigo solstice]

the guy with mk2 crashed my whole pc from explodings

i lost 1m cargo

[tidal plank]

Thats a BIG truck not even close to a car

[indigo solstice]

i just say car casually

bro i couldn't even use any of pounder guns

[tidal plank]

Mule has Rockets and the van a minigun

[indigo solstice]

bro nuked me same sec

[tidal plank]

So hearing this it kinda sucks

[coral bough]

I count 3 tryhards. Do I do it?

[indigo solstice]

i was going to use pounder rockets

bro didn't give me a sec

[tidal plank]

Just go to closed friend dylan

[coral bough]

Why? Just why?

[tidal plank]

How much you Selling?

[coral bough]

81 grands worth

[tidal plank]

810k?

[indigo solstice]

guys i usually buy acid supplies

for 60k

[tidal plank]

Or 81k

[indigo solstice]

but i win like 110k

so im losing nothing

[coral bough]

Yeah

[tidal plank]

3 guys shouldnt be a problem

Gtg cya later

[coral bough]

cya jupy

[leaden meteor]

first of all, who are you?

and second of all this ain’t gta discussion chat

when you can’t get enough of gta online so you bring up the topic in a non gta channel

[dark sleet]

Hi

[indigo solstice]

aha sorry sir

i forgot cause jupiter was talking

[indigo solstice]

Im The Elastic In The Shirt

The Thing In The Everything

The Juice In Beetlejuice

[coral bough]

Just in time.

[indigo solstice]

?

[coral bough]

I seen an Mk2 behind me.

Phew

[leaden meteor]

if you’re rich

[coral bough]

Grinding takes time.

[leaden meteor]

is there anything else you need to say Dylan

[coral bough]

Why would you do this to me?

[leaden meteor]

i figured i would

[distant trench]

Anyone got Cayo b2b dm me pls im kinda new

[leaden meteor]

ok

[coral bough]

#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox

[distant trench]

Oh sorry thx

[leaden meteor]

[restive crag]

Anyone speak Russian

[leaden meteor]

Dylan does

[restive crag]

I speak Russian

[leaden meteor]

my stomach is fill with chicken

[worn crown]

Sometimes, when I play, GTA, it’ll randomly teleport my character in free mode into the clouds within a loading screen, but nothing will happen. What what causes this?

[leaden meteor]

is probably because your pfp is dr phil

[worn crown]

No, I need an honest answer. I don’t know what the problem is.

[leaden meteor]

@coral bough get in here and help this person with their question