#💬┃gorilla-chat
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peak comedy ong
agreed

as you should
🥱
how could one read such a funny joke and not laugh 
Cause im magical
That's me

magical? more like noob
youre jesus the unicorn??
rip legend
Obviously
if i get one more invite for prison break ima go outside and get myself incarcerated on purpose
omg can you bless me? 
then i can use all my prison breaking skills i’ve learned
I'll head out with you
i missed the event
step one, have a shit plane
what event
tryhards only
oh yh I wouldnt qualify for that
Cap

me too
I got 3.89kd does that count as tryhard lol
can u gimme a free get into heaven pass?
Cost ya
thats more a griefer
griefer
great minds and all that
i dont even know i dont hunt players
I got right abt 3.4 robux and 2 bags of chips
no Im just addicted to death matches u can't even earn kd in freemode dumbasses
DM a picture of your character
wise words
Cat currency smh buy me cats
yes bc you can always tell just by looking at them 😂😂
alr
Kk
got cats for days 
Just making sure.
The cats I want cost 18k 😭😭
i have also many cats in emoji and photo form
"dont blame the fool who doesnt know what he talks abt"
excuse me?
what the actual f

bros cat is more expensive than my car
you can buy a house in north carolina for that kinda money
same
There baby servals
They are big wild cats thooo
me, off to google baby servals
didnt martinez buy like a 100k guard dog to guard his world cup trophies?
Wut lol

nvm
More like cheetahs
yea
Yeah
whyyyy do you want a deathcat
that’s terrifying
4 evil cats
this
isnt it illegal to have a wild animal as a pet?
depends on the country i think
and if they in a bad mood theyll eat u even if u are still alive
straight facts
cats are some grumpy mfs
cats were put on this earth to show us we’re actually not the alpha species
ye dont think u could fight 16 cats at the same time lmao
theyll try to kill u cause their breakfast was 0.3 sec late
i would literally just die right on the spot

u got 4 cheetas?
i have a question
no way thats legal, what country u live in
what is the capital of thailand:
a. bangkok
b. bangdik
c. bangpusi
d. bangtits
D
must be
nah its B
A
pusi 
wtf 
that spelling got me giggling
bangdik ah yes
Hello!
incorrect!
Hello!
smartest tgg member
congratulations you just won an extra lucky spin on the wheel


where you’ll probably win 10% off an outfit
make it 366
Kk
My monke brain smarter
answer the question then monke
Servals
Hi guys
hello
smart

like grown ones?
i wish C was a real capital doe

@tidal plank whats ur opinion on this subject? 
u did not just ping the mods on me💀
how did y'all even get to this point lmao
we are bored 
not on u u didnt break any rules
just wanted to know his opinion
oh alright lmao
u just did
I just wanted to know ur opinion? or I Just broke a rule
no clue
pinging staff
but
I wasnt tryinna be illegal bro
nah dw about it just dont harras me
alr bet 
harassment in chat
what do u think the capital of tailand is though
her ass ment 
if it is urgent it's alright or when im not doing something important

the trick is not to tag
Jupiter you’re an amazing person
bet ill only pong u when u have ur status on green then
We value you
that's almost never ...
thank you
see!!
Can someone help me with my math homework D:
then ill pong u almost never 
yes I can math very well
omg jupiter noticed me
Jupiter ur prob the nicest person ive ever met on discord
jupiter has a fan club
if im idle im usually here but on red im doing other stuff / important things
i’m the top groupie ok
Ok
rlly?
what a wholesome community!
Yeah i bet ur an amazing person irl
alr I'll only ping u when ur idle then that makes sense 
idle is just for anyone outside this server
tbh though nice people are hard to find on discord, hell even polite ppl are hard to find
Ikr
forget it ill just never ping u 
basically every other server i’m in 
cant say so myself or i'll sound selfish
we all bond through our love of TGG
Nah its ok just say it man
yh bro u dont wanna sound shellfish
i love shellfish
Ok @tidal plank now make me mod.
But then you’ll get pinged
2 compliments at the same time

I deserve to be mod
i'll look at your application with a smile and say no 
there are mod applications?
why
this staff team is bigger then it used to be
yh but then why have apps
last applications were around christmass
Whens the next one
I want to be top groupie
easier to see who wants be mod ig
probably around easter
fair but most apps are literally trash
I speak from experience
dont know the exact date
truee
Ight cool
Im da biggest bird am da biggest bird
but yh in an active server some active staff is importnat otherwise itll be chaos in 2,4 hours
Goofy ahh uncle productions
Do your math homework
Do u speak from experience, hos do u know that
if you keep up the good work (helping ppl to lfg , answering gta stuff , ... ) you might have a chance at becoming comunity helper

No u >:[
I moderated two servers with only abt 10k members and the apps were alr just trolling or straight up trash 
Bet
imagine when theres more members
whats a community helper
hey how much does a roof cost @lost schooner
Ill give u one for 450k
there are only 3 rn and we are awlays looking for more but most active ppl are new so we dont rlly know what to expect from them
why did I fall for that
nooo
Im staff on a server with 17+ k members and sometimes the stuff i see has made me rethink my life to say the least lmao
whats a community helper? 
clearly you’re too rich with all your stoopid houses you have 
Im active and ive been here since january
yup some ppl on discord are very odd to say the least
kind of a mini mod in a quick explanation
but it also depends on the server
gta servers have less polite ppl then like idfk wine tasting servers
i’ve been here 5 minutes and i already know that i’m home
that's kinda what i mean with "new"
thats illegal
em
I was here on 2022 too
But i left for a while
ask one of these guys @honest crag @scenic jungle @nocturne coyote they have the role and might be able to explain it better
I dont wanna brag but like ive been here since feb 15th and am still very active ngl
you are an inspiration
thanks 
Dayyyym someone slow him down
one day when i grow up i want to be just like xeno
thats a noble thing to go for
damn
very respectable
somebody stahp him!
i suck at explaining
ik its very impressive
but yk its rlly not that hard
this is how i explained can you do better @lavish flame ?
i will outshine you xeno
go ahead
i can’t be stopped
impossible

One is x
Jupiter is a fan of mine
u cant outshine me
where tf do u live 💀 isnt that illegal?
if he’s jupiter does that make you the sun?
he? sorry if i’ve just assumed a gender!

Have a licence lol also have a cat enclosure
apologees
mine was quicker 
so they can like awnser tickets and warn n mute
like most assistant mods in other server
nah they cant
Lol epic accidentally set gta vice city trilogy for free and reverted again
yes im the sun
rly?
so theyre just normal membersexcept they dont have to lsiten to the rule abt mini modding
but they do have their own chat for if they see something against the rules ofc
It's reverted now but some early jumpers claimed it
damn but they cant do shit abt it then that makes no sense , huh?

what commands do they have access too?
@lost schooner Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
How do I become a Community Helper?
To become Community Helper, you must frequently help direct users around the server, leading them to certain server and lfg channels, and overall help keeping the server safe by reporting issues to the staff. Keep in mind that Community Helper is not a staff role so acting on issues will be resolved with people who have the Staff role. Also, be aware that asking for Community Helper role will only lower your chances of getting it.
lol
oh alr makes sense
@unreal echo that's cheating ...
Quick mathsss
dog
quick meths yes
i didnt even know that command existed
So does that mean I should choose all of the platform roles so I can direct anyone to their lfg channels?
You could yeah
only npcs would do that
this is the mod chat now
why are there so many
if you wanted
Bet!
only if u a community helper
the staff team is with like 11 ppl now
Well you have to help around to even meet the requirements lol
Did that work?
but isnt that mini modding then?
Guiding people to lfg channels? No
yall outnumber the normal members
but we wont back down
actually not much for the size of the server
thankfully this is a very wholesome and sweet community

i count 16
ahh
but that cant be all you have to do as a helper right
still
what is happening here
Pretty much lol
npcs chatting
oh but thats ez
I may have been mistaken but i’m still new here 
many war crimes
npc alert
i can see that you are one of them
sup
Also Community Helpers themselves can’t minimod
chat
90% of this server members outside of this server are probably toxic
yeah man
me and sirenhead are war criminals wanted in 15 diff countries 
only guide
so are you becky
including u , u mean
We have to adapt to our surroundings
of course
rip those poor fellas all they can do is tell ppl where the lfg channels are
mf is on csgo for 13 hours
Can agree
if u got no job or nothing important in life u play
lol
if i turn on gta rn it will say 13 hours
no need to lie
13 hour playing streak is very respectable
purely for the cars
i have a weird bug rn on my xbox that if I get timed out of a session it asks me if I want to change my character appearance for free before I get into a new lobby

dont it a sad life out there
idk why
wait I need to know how does one get the DJ role
turismo 7 is dope
i’m on pc
get forza
forza
i already have forza lol
lol
It's like you're stopping a suicide lol.
i also have AC
then nfs heat
@elder pumice how to get DJ role? 
car dudes are a rare breed these days on xbox
Xbox meets dead on most servers
wtf u want u Air condition
Assassin's creed goddamn
yeah but it’s still ass
griefers to blame? or just left for better car games idk
heat was great
gta is great car game though
was yeah
I agree with that
but i can’t drive people to death in forza or AC
Forza gets boring after a while
totally agree, my man likes to tell me what cars i’m driving, like what kind they are based off irl

watch dogs then
cause it’s fairly easy to get cool cars
Legion is descent
forza fun if u hv the sterring wheel
i mean the 2 is also do
but i have no space
imagine playing anything other than GTAV
i have
I got most expensive cars for free from xbox
F, thats annoying 
buy more ram
i’ll take that F, thank you
Yeah literally downloaded it yesterday
no problem 🤝
lol?
O
kool
what does space have to do with ram lol
upgrade it or buy a external hard drive ssd ill do
ssd arent cheap btw
Nah, I always do that.
Mxd that you
yeha
Says the guys who buys vbucks 
lol
he jux snitch on u like that damn
ron doesn’t know what he talking about
Yeah yeah
What's the latest set you bought?
well i have the land rover as my latest
and still have the big red to build
Nice
How much time does it takes to build
i just need the orange porsche
it depend on the skill issue
that one would take me around 16 hours lol
Cant go wrong with that
i have the lambo and bugatti
when i was a kid i used to build legos, rn nahh
lego for any age
I Prefer a Porsche ngl
it’s double the price of the bugatti
Idc how much it Cost
You didnt say what Lambo ...
But a Porsche would fit there for sure
lol
only if i had the money
i mean there is no more room there
Sell the Bugatti 
fuck no
its the best set i have for sure
- you won't make Profit out of it cuz it's already built
i will
later this year
they dont produce it anymore
but i wont sell it
i want all the supercars
Oh i thought they still did ...
nop
stopped jan 1 2022
im lucky i could find this one new in box
but my sister destroyed the brown box
Ofc the sister
drunken vip or new dj?
The biggest set i made was like some kind of firetruck
2-4 hours
Damn
and its costing 450
I just walked into my nightclub and Solomon is just moaning into the mic 
sucks to be you
Agreed
walks in
solomon: OH! ahhhh!
i really didnt need that kind of information
Made this when i was 11
looks ass
Lmao.
Banned.
It was a gift if i could choose myself i would've picked something Else ofc
compared to this its ass
lol
no way u just called that a waste
I've got 8 minutes free before I do a payphone hit.
lol
As a wise MaMajjt135 once said "Deal with it silly siege boy".
clown
I think we killed the chat lol.
you did
What the fuck are we arguing about lol.
with ur goofy punctuation
What do you mean, "with my goofy punctuation"?
lol
Throw shoes at him?
lol
I do!
is it normal,that in voice chat is nobody?
lol
that's why it's funny
well u pro
huh
can anyone help me do prison break heist?
#lfg-pc
what
anyways
can anyone help me do prison break heist
i cant find any random people in the gta 5 servers
i play on faceit sometimes and i wanted to try mm
and i don't have prime but faceit doesn't require prime
Guys I got gta cd for my ps4 but the case that it came with has Spanish or some other language written on it, will my game be the same or different?
aight
I think it will be the language set in your system settings.
Sure?
Even the map and stuff with it isn't in english
That sounds like you need to refund it.
And btw I got the premium edition, and it came with a code for it, isn't the criminal enterprise whatever it is supposed to be already installed on it?
No the paper map that came with the cd
I'm just scared it won't be in english
I'm downloading it rn anyways
thats fine then
.? @coral bough
But on pc u just get it with the gane
Game
Btw since I got gta on my ps4 and I go to roles and add ps4, will I have pc and ps4 listed or just ps4, if u know?
Yeah.
can someone please answer me here caused no one is answering in the other channels please can someone help with cayo? hard mode, tequilla, 2 golds and some cash
yes I know which channel it is and no one answered people just keep requesting their stuff no one is answering not evening saying no
I tried there first
Throw shoes at him
ok thanks anyway
Say you need a grabber.
ok
Imma figure out how to make a macro on my mouse so when I press a certain button it takes me to #👉roles so I can direct people to a certain lfg channel
Guys do u know how to switch or like get my gta account from my pc to my ps4?
Because I grinded soo much on my pc so is there a way to get my account on my ps4
I don't think you can, sorry.
I cannot be helpful if I do not know the answer or else I am just pretending to be helpful.
Throw shoes at him
'The honest...
Yo
Monkeh.
Are you playing fortnite?

😦
Wht is it
BALLS
Yes?
Imagine boosting could never be me defo no cap
Mhm
Why are people over boosting
Doesn't the server already have over 32 boosts
It has 52
52 now mate
Why would people boost this server? It is level 3.
Anyone's boosting is showing their fanboyness for TGG
Imma remove one boost from this server and boost another one
Absolutely
Ahaha
Just boost mine lmao
How many members
I'm gud thx
Ahaha
Never really understood boosting tbh
ya
I got it free from xbox game pass ultimate
Just a subscription to a server.
Aight
Shows great loyalty to members who pay £7 a month for this server.
That's £84 a year.
L
How much mods get paid then?
£0
none 
anyone up diamond casino setup??
LFG
I’ve done all of them, burnt out
All he needs to do is get the server sponsored by raid shadow legends.
mine pls
He has twice
You have kuruma?
no
bro raid shadow legend does shit money lmao
Then your@good
Nice one on your behalf.
For real?
yea
no
Raid shadow got its players hooked up with 100dollar packs every day
Everyday there’s an event
@mighty chasm doomsday??
Uhh
Pretty hard, no?
A RAID sHaDOW LegEND pLaYER
do you wanna try doing it?
If ur shit at the game then yes
What lvl are u

60
Go talk there
I head shot every cop that chased me in a slow vehicle
I’m there
It’s empty
Btw raid shadow legends players spend their whole earnings on packs
There was this guy that had 10000 shards
Equivalent to thousands of dollars
Proof: trust me bro
Yeah I’m exaggerating
49 new msgs since last seen
TGG : I hate shark cards so stupid
Also TGG : Buys skins on fortnite
hypocrisy 101 👍
LMAO
😂
19$ Fortnite giftcard
Fortnite battlepass i just out myy ass
Bootting up my pc cause i need that fortnite battlepass
He complains about virtual currency then requires money but buys it anyway?? how's that different?





Come 1v1 me
Kiddo
I dont even play online games anymore
So you play idle miner
Pancake eater
no
Dank memer
I play story games 
True 
Make him.
Why?
Ping him and tell him you exist
He "loves" his community
💯
Go to his door knock on his door and beg for admin and if he says no, chin him.

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Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?ban [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban save [user] [limit] [reason]
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Example:
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?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back

@lavish flame 749430731700437053 this kid
Chill
Did he get banned @coral bough ?
Time to play RDR2
I've got him in my dm's.
The one you muted in your triple kill.
Why Are You Lot Talking About Me?
1 blocked message
I see that you have saw my dm.
Lmao.
Lmao
Yeaa I see here and thought wtf then thought shit better reply 🤣🤣
So wassup? What’s going on? 🤣
X. 2 blocked messages
Good 💯😤
Another
That hurts my eyes to look at.
🤣🤣🤣
Bro its better than💯💯😂😂🤡😀
Did u do all of them or only the mandatory one
That's a hard one to be fair- that's what she said.
Ayeee I Never Chose Violence, I Chose To Retaliate To Violence........ With Violence, Get Your Facts Right!!! 💯😤🤣
All of them even optionals
I got gurppe sechs left
I just buy a few of them lmao
Explicit Content
That's what I did to most of them lol

And big con

Nicee
That's what I call Wakey Wines.
Now If You’ll Excuse Me, Ima Go Back To My Depressing State 💯
Andrew Tate doesn't believe in depression.
Lmao what
5th one is Andrew' State
Isn't 4th state of matter plasma
I don't remember the 5th one
Bose-Einstein condensate
3am motivation
Right 👍
Don't you just find it satisfying when someone dies after you have only shot him a few times.
yes
4 is bek
BRO WHAT

I have yet to try this
I don't have a mag for my glock
When i do get a mag ama go in wallmart and try it
In gta obviously, what was you thinking?
nothing heehe
Bang! Bang! Bang! drop
in Chicago, duh
😂
Florida man
Florida man vomits cat.
Florida man shaves cat head and leave
florida man rides on alligator
Florida man tried fucking a reptile
Says,"I ain't paying for yo bald ass, man I'm good 😂 💯 "
Florida man makes alligator pregnant.
Bro what
What kind of kids is he going to have???!?
Bro bout to have a goblin 👺
lol


Yk what knowing florida it wouldn’t be that surprising
lmao
lmao
florida man walks with lions
Florida man becomes horny
Florida man throws 6 year old into a lion cage.
If lions were in florida that would be a daily headline
"lions have invaded the floirda"
How Do you Know?
Florida man debates Chuck Norris ...
Ah yes the floirda
Because of what they do


How do you know what they do????
florida man supports donald trump
Theres a thing called news
Florida man makes 80 million dollars off of selling crystal meth which he said breaking bad inspired him.
How do you know what they do thing called news
Bro wrote the entire script
That sentence doesn’t even make sense
Florida man breaks worse
florida man codes in microsoft tech support
Ik idfk what i just said
lmao
Jesseee
florida man launches nuclear missiles towards ohio
Hello this is Ben from Microsoft and you computer has a virus
Florida man does Skyler White in bed.
Ohio sends 1 soilder to wipe down Florida
Florida man uses lost US nuke to power his house for 27 years
Walt jr has a new brother
Im not even joking thats an actual headline
🧢
jesse, we need to watch the popular American drama called Miami Vice
engineer
florida man puts crack in peanut butter
Jesse am born on the same thing in the evening 🌆
Florida man tried to call you in the evening of the day of the world
I've had 20 calls from microsoft tech support today
Florida man revives ADOLF HitLER

For?
Hahaha.
didn't know we shared the server
on an unrelated note, how about extended warranty?
Florida man revives the Jews
Aren’t u the one making those calls

Florida man pulls Walter White's pants down.
robert, ben, carson, rupert, steve, chris
Bro wants a free window 11 key
virus on my kampooter
here's my card details
Your computer has been infected by egirls
Only Allah can defeat this virus
I have my screen recorder on
Card Number:8654321123556 CVV:420 Expiry: 01/11
11 😀
Print screen
florida man executes hit on barack obama
Throw shoes at him
Florida man plays coc
Florida man molests duck in a park
Floor man becomes the first time to play with sand
i’m gosh
fafaafafafafsfdaada
Florida man nicknamed Barrack Osama
actually tries it
florida man proposes to a frog.
gg boys
I was drinking.
Mb lmao 😂
Now I've got coke all over my floor.
White stuff.
Bro I bet 9 Yr olds prob looking at this tryna use it to buy vbucks LOL💀
See man.
Bro is writing the msg after trying it
See my white little kids man
I didn't bc I don't even have time
It would take too long
See my fetus man
Bro you talking in a gta 5 discord server wdym you don't have time

Understandable
Or crackheads tryna buy zaza with it lol
zaza?
Florida man shoots down Chinese spy balloon.
Florida man doesn't take no as an answer and molests it.
Florida man gets pegged by a frog 
Florida man swallows frog
I received some money on paypal , but they are not in the sold , it says it s an amount withheld. Does anyone know how can i solve it?
Florida man loses a fight to an ant.
it would suprise me if you could win that fight
Me?!
who else?
what're you trying to say?
that YOU cant win a fight against an ant 
Why do you think that?
Frog lays eggs in Florida man

fly swats florida man.
Florida man uses a flame thrower to burn himself
Its easy
Why do you think an ant could have me in a fight?
do you even know what sarcasm is?
Florida man starts playing chess

Oh 😅
Throw shoes at him
Florida man gets shot by a butterfly
oh hey razor how you doing?
Pretty good wbu?
No gif perms lmao
not too bad thanks
neither do you 

Tf i just posted a gif in gta discussion
Nice link
Bro what
isnt there a cooldown?
Wdym a link that's a gif

i never use gifs so idk
Florida man posts gif on tggs server

Florida man gets the tip of the burj khalifa up his arse.
he says he's gay
Oh aight thanks
Amd i am attack helicopter
😂
pronouns heli/copter?
@tidal plank goes to jupiter
I identify as attack helicopter
Don't know my fking pronouns but ok
Throw shoes at him
Florida man becomes Ohio's most normal person.
@granite mortar
Didnt mrbeast do the same apache attack helicopter joke?
„Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper“ sounds like a desperate attempt from our competitors to get you to eat there. Screw that shit, we dont need no ghetto ass ad to get you to come here. You already know you want our meat in your mouth, gottem.
Whooper whooper whooper whooper junior double chicken whooper
Arby's we have the meats.
Throw shoes at him
👞
Oh yeah!
I identify as Michael Jackson my pronouns are hee/hee
😐


I identify as a heterosexual male and I do not have pronouns as pronouns are bull shit.
🫡
Is this better
Yes
Yo does anyone wanna sell products with me I'll help sell yours too
no

Yo does anyone wanna sell products with me I'll help sell yours too
Bro use lfg
hey yall
I play ps4
thats your personal problem





