#š¬āgorilla-chat
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Tennis balls.
Deez balls
Can someone help me with money
If you do bogdan b2b do you need to give your friend 85% or not
Can someone do cayo
Hello
why tf do I need to give chatgpt my phone number
I shouldnāt say idiot
lol
Everyone knows your information already
thatās me
Bro chatgpt is fucking amazing
Iām unlocking the secrets of our past
@lavish flame no giants
Again, believing a robot
And forgetting my iq
Nah you wrong their robots already lie
Gaslighting doesnāt exist you are stupid
Donāt believe anything you think
Really
Proof to what
Oh you want that?
Brb
How old were you when you got handed this?
Just read that
2, Iām a lot smarter now
ā¦
What
so you received that when u were 2
Yep
and ur now like 20
Hes a lot smarter now 
Nah Iām 720 years old now
@full violet
you mightāve got dropped on ur head as a baby
MODS!
Idk probably like 1 bajillion

Lol
Wsp
Whats good
Sup man
How did i summon someone who is offline?
imagine annoying mods
You asked and you received
Fr
I didn't ping them lol.
He didn't ping them lol 
How did u get that rank?
Want to know anything else?
Hey you have to kill 5k cops in gta
Why tho
Ufff ok
Why do u want to murder so many police officers
For a disc roLe
Well it u have tank it's fun
But how do i get proof of doing it?
how can you monsters sleep at night
There should be a stat of cops killed in the stats section of the pause menu
Source of the info?
U don't sleep?
Every one of those pixelated coppers have a family
Oh alr thx
Every one of those people you run over on the sidewalk they all have families
Bro called them coppers ā ļø
I can help them join him
Oh
we are pixelated we are pretty much in gta but irl
Iāve tried like 50% of the drug things in this book
ur iq is now 5
And are they good?
on a good day
Yep
Np
I need this
You can turn a shotgun into a grenade launcher from this book
Lol

@oak crow #1035310386443993138
What
hello
That's where you claim the "Cop Killer" role.
Is peyote a gta reference š¤Æš¤Æš¤Æ
Ohhhhh thx
Iāll give it to my chemistry teacher who has cancer
Thats crazyyyy
Is he caller Mr White?
The influence gta had on literature š¼
So it's legal?
are people trustworthy in lfg?
Where can i buy a copy
Mostly yeah
Just download a pdf online
One of our science teachers is called Mr White and he has the Heisenburg beard and a bald head.
This book has all sorts of crazy shit
I don't think he needs it
Unfortunately he teaches physics.
Nah walter made homemade bombs and stuff
Itās an interesting ready
Bro got 511k mbs of internet
Read/
I always make Breaking Bad jokes in his class lol.
Obviously you shouldnāt try to make the bombs or the grenade launcher shotgun
Nobody but yk
It shows for me lol
Phosphorus nitrate.
L
Anyone here watched season one before I spoil it?
Idrc if you spoil it tbh
Can you send that in my dm need it @full violet
Oh btw this book is very out of date so there are a lot better ways to do half this shit
Hey can someone hop on gta and help with heist setups
K
Alright, so I believe that phosphorus nitrate is what Walter White cooked to gas krazy 8.
Choose your platform in #šroles and ask on the lfg channels
My gamer tag is whiteasagoast
Ok
So can you help
Some drugs are pretty good
Phosphorus nitrate?!

Someone got deleted.
I mean that you should go to the #šroles channel and choose the platform you play in so you can get channels where there are people that can help you
Totally wasnāt me 
Yeah, I'll try some of your green stuff!
bet
Blue stuff better
True
Cat better
omd
Someone got deleted.
Silly bot.
Ye fr
About to sell all the drugs to the cartel make so much money
He replied to me and got deleted
Skill issue tbh
I said in capitals, "Jesse! we need to cook!"
Does Gorilla deletion count as a warn?
The og is the best
Yes 7.983 points
Who?
The Gorilla bot needs some improvement.
Bro send me the updated version
Why does it delete it loL
L mods
Similar or same text.
Canāt wait to see the feds at my door
More series s|x channels too
It happened when I was putting the lyrics to Viva la Vida in chat.
Old genners make me feel like I'm playing on Xbox 360 again
Lmfao
Donald J Trump!!!!
Donald J is a goriller?
Yes
Best president of the United States Of America!
Hes a true goriller
My man
Gorilla* can't be tossing around slurs
š¤Ø
Gorilla with the hard r is crazy tho
If Donald Trump was still in charge of the U.S.A Ukraine and Russia would not be at war rn.

If Donald Trump was still president he'd be in his 2nd term
Here comes the sun doo doo doo doo.
Nah he had no chance
More people voted against him than people voted for all parties during nixonsā election thing
Let's be honest it's for the best the US is just supplying arms and not actively invading Russia
Real
See thatās what I was talking about
Donāt do illegal shit lmao
Only the government can do illegal stuff
Living through the invasion of the middle east, I don't want another group of marines imprisoning civilians
Nah they just change the rules so it's legal for them
Where you live
Exactly
I live in your walls
Spelled balls incorrectly
how old are you
idk when someone asks to play minecraft on a discord server itās giving edp
wdym by that š¤Ø
Huh I meant 14
wdym by that š¤Ø
I have 8k hours on tf2
Iām literal pro
ss
yh

I havenāt gotten around to changing it
Thatās the saddest thing Iāve ever seen in my life
Donāt care
and that pfp is exactly what Iād imagine

šæ
Yeah I havenāt gotten around to changing it
you should
Itās been like that for a couple years now
youāre advertising to the world you beat off to warframes
Whatās war frames
The thing in ur pfp
Yeah I have no clue what it is
I m will to do all cayo setup for 85%
Cap
I got it off google
Hey @novel sonnet, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
š„±
my most played game is like 1000 hours
do you go outisde ever???
bro just used inspect element
24000 hours combined
wait lemme check ur profile rq
That is honestly horrific
I play like a minute everyday
Tf is this username
I quit these games a long time ago
24000 hours
Too much cheater accusers
My legs are dead
8000 hours each
i donāt think anyone understands how long that is
3+ consecutive years non stop on these games
Like non stop
yeah that's fake
Every waking hour of every day
Screenshot it
Yep
I mean the hours are fake
8k hours
because it's either afk or sth like that
Nah only fake hours is the dota
cs too
Yo any yāall can help me wit prison break
then how do you have no achievements?
I used Steam Achievement Manager
He ass
If you already have all achievements resetting them gives you something to work for
But I got bored of it and moved to gta
hm
You donāt gotta believe me cuz hours donāt equal skill but
Nah it understandable
Thatās rude
ok


who tf collects all steam achievements
Me
like lvl 0, no badges no nothing 
Iāve gotten max achievements 3 times now
then moves to gta to 100% it
Itās been years I donāt know how to level up
You need a life dude
No
You could literally open and run a business with the amount of wasted effort you put into whatever ur doing now
Nah
Yep
I mean bros name is assworm
there is no money in this
Ok dogshit

š¤
Nice
What kind
xc
Iām trying to log into play but itās not working
Ight ight what cc
don't ask me why it's XC idk
What type of bike
I have no idea what xc is but im happy fo u
you mean a bicycle or motorcycle?
Oh
bicycle
yes
how much was it
the so called bycycle
Lot
haven't bought it yet but the one i'm looking at is around $1k
Donāt waste ur money
so entry level
Geez
that's a cheap bike
Want a brick of coke 

Yes
Give me 70000000$
No
at least buy a motorcycle
Tf can u do with a bicycle bruh
hold up traffic
Ride it š¤·š¼āāļø

I got ur mom for dat
Tell ppl to get out of the cycle lane
How my nut taste
sometimes there is no cycle lane
I live 500 m from a forest
thatās heinous why u fuck ur mom
Every lane is a cycle lane
I mean she dead not like she got a say
nah u should shred some rubber in a Camaro ss with a twin turbo
lol
Save ur money for important things
do you have a Camaro ss with a twin turbo?
is she fr?
How do I get in the lobby and atart

Nah but Iām just thinking that car would suit you
Overdosed when i was 10
damn Iāll have what sheās having š
how old are you now
Yeah life was pretty tuff from the start
I can sorta imagine
But hey im here still so i must be doin something right
Iāve had abusers in my family
Damn that might be even worse tbh
fr donāt let ur past dictate ur future u got the power now just a shame you didnāt have a good head start
Not abusers
Drug abusers
š
Iām abusing some zaza rn
Same
fr it help the cope
Real
then go get one , what are you even doing with your life 
Only times i feel happy n laugh
Popping wheelies on my Kawasaki ninja
Iāll smoke ur bicycle
Iāll pretend to cycle going 100 past u
I should get a dirt bike fr
Yes
lol there are bicycles that cost 2x as much as your motorcycle
Donāt cope with weed too much you still got to get shit done š©
who said anything about cost
you guys can go like 10mph and get sweaty
imagine
Yeah i do work daily so i just smoke every other week
Iāll ride to ur girls house and bone her and ride back home before you even make it to her house from urs on the bicycle š
Weekend
So I'm thinking of moving my Nightclub, Arcade, Autoshop and Clubhouse to the downtime vineword/harwick/west vinewood area to be closer to my Agency, partly so that I can have an easier time getting between all of the properties with Safes. I'm currently at the LA Mesa location for my properties and was wondering if anyone had the downtime vineword/harwick/west vinewood locations and had any pain points with them. Moneys not an issue
oh god
Tldr
Smoking is so good man but make sure u explore nature
Aināt reading allat
that would be pretty funny, sadly I'm a nerd, discord user, and I don't have a girl

Yeah i be exploring my own nature down me pants fr
ok bye
Just buy the ones closest to the most expensive agancy
Get a motorcycle and start smoking some cigs youāll grow some chest hair
I like cigars

These are good ideas, I love min maxing and moving my properties, whatever fits ur playstyle or world build
Uo i have a hypothetical question so lets say theoretically u had to choose between fucking your son or gettin pegged by your daughter which one u choosing?
Fuckkckckckc

Pegged by daughter cause at least it isnāt actually flesh
I should add my childhood did leave me mentally unstable
Still a lose lose question
was ur dad chill?
or non present
Alcoholic
the gorilla himself is online
Yeah i lived in foster care for awhile
you got dealt a shitty hand
Well this a depressing conversation
This is a real conversation
the gorilla himself is no longer online
not everyone gets a suburban neighbourhood with white picket fences š
Same thing
Fr but at least i was also bullied in school so i had something going on

Ig
Thatās even tougher, is this like a US school?
Mah i live in finland
you got that guts storyline
How his story end tho
you should read beserk
shit might change you
the main protagonist went through the most heinous shit š
I dont really read tbh

I lissen to a lot of music tho
itās manga so itās more pictures
Ahh im not a weeb unfortunately
I thought Finland was supposed to be the happiest country š
this donāt sound anything like a Disney story
I have no idea how we be getting that tittle
idk some averages
Or maybe i just got unlucky honestly
everyone say u guys so happy n shit
Damn i wish
The funny thing is finland is also one of the most racist country too
Look it up
why u got that Spider-Man from those nyc short videos
That aināt funny
itās pretty funny
Being racist isnāt funny
maybe happy and racism go hand in hand š„°
The funny part is that we are the happiest country but also one of the most racist
the numbers donāt lie
š¤·š¼āāļø
we gotta be more racist boys
if you shave those monkies they are the same colour
I donāt think you should be colorblind
See people for what makes them unique
Not just their skin color
bro has 24000 hours in 3 games alone and think he Martin Luther king
No
stfu u sleg
You trying to get my vpn ip

it was a YouTube short
showing a huge industrial vehicle the size of your house struggling to move a megalithic block
how tf the Egyptians gonna do it with wooden logs and string
Hey guys anyone wanna join us on trip on bikes to mt chilliad? Dm me or reply to this message š
We are pc players
Agree 
itās not even midnight
Sup unmqtch
Different timezones
Yeah that's what I was thinking, Thanks for the feedback
Most of my warehouses are down the LA Mesa strip but I'm planning to get the vinewood large warehouse as well, plus my weed shop is up there so maybe moving would be a good idea. Might move the arcade this week as it's on discount and just slowly start moving over time
i wouldnāt mess around with warehouses cost a lot and make not enough money for time
nah fam everything outside my observation doesnāt exist
Yeah fair enough, The warehouse missions are actually some of my favourite missions in the games, so long as I don't do too many of them in one way (like I did when they were extra money a few weeks ago, I went overboard on collecting them), plus the new passive collection feature aren't bad
passive collection with warehouses take forever imo theyāre a later game business money is better spent elsewhere
Like I'm on 159 mill lol so I'd class myself as 'late game'
As long as you got
- Nightclub + the 5 businesses
- Agency
- Acid lab
youāre pretty much set
ur on 159 mil why not just instantly move ur stuff
Good night TGG chat, stay safe 
itās literally only midnight on a Friday night
Cya
I like to get ppls opinions on property locations, I survey them in game before I buy them but maybe someone whose hade that property had issues with it like trucks getting stuck or it being a hotbed for griefers or something - the pounder custom getting stuck on curbs with the wedge upgrade was the bane of my life a couple years ago
me too
I like moving properties around
Spent 2 mil the other day on an auto shop
Decided I didnāt like it and changed to burton
The 1 story clubhouses are goated
pillbox clubhouse my character home tbh
since the flow here calmed a bit
i'd like to receive help if anyone can help
So im having this problem with mud/mad/mat/matt however u pronounce that name and the problem is that i cant buy the mobile acid lab, it doesnt allow me to talk with this guy and i keep spamming E key and nothing happens. Do you need enough money for that to pop out or what?
and i dont want to risk buying it from warstock
The only answer I can provide to the original questions is the guys name is Mutt. Have you done the Fist Dose mission where you go to Humane Labs and crash the train?
yup
so u haven't occured that kind of problem?
i even got setup chemical equipment
To my understanding the game should just give you the Acid lab after that mission. It's the equipment upgrade that you buy from Mutt. Have you done the 10 Fooligan missions from Dax? I think you have to do those before you can buy the upgrade but that shouldn't prevent you talking to Mutt
those 10 jobs from dax are kinda pain in the ass cause u can do one at a time of the cooldown 45min
amen to that lol
hmm
i watched tgg's setup video and when he got that equipment and delivered to freakshop and he could talk to mutt rightaway and buy this for $750k (or $0 if u have gta+) but i dont have that option
cause to upgrade acid lab first u need to buy it, but even the purchase window doesnt pop out for me
i wish i could reach to tgg or someone who knows gta 5 online entirely to help me with that, cause even if he doesnt know then i might need to write to support
i just came back to gta 5 after like half a year or more and im hyped for this acid lab
School completely drained me today lol 
I'm heading off now, apologies for not being more help and I hope you get the issue resolved
Imagine going to school
Huh peasant
you go to your daily shift in the cobalt mines š©
Yes
Bro is talking like he goes to school
U are old mate like us
The whole school system blows in America
Every week the quiet kid goes brrrrr
Mightāve changed but last time I checked America is the only modernized society where you have to pay for an education
The teachers are underpaid too
They are teaching bullshit
And yes school shootings too
Rough
It was rough
You have to pay for education
Thats a plot twist
Sorry USA
You donāt even need college
But i would love to go back to school tbh
Where are you from
Palestine
Interesting
Wdym
People like to say that college allows you to get better jobs for your future or whatever over here
But you donāt
Oh
I know a lot of high school dropouts making 6 figures and smarter than most college people
College students idk
Only reason you need to go to college is if youre becoming a lawyer or doctor, any other profession is a waste of time
Yeah im going to college next year
Same?
You do you man, whatās the cost of tuition where you are
You actually need college here
How much does it cost
Like in dollar 3,600 a year
Well not next year, in a few months like 7 months from now or maybe less
And that gets you how much semesters or
Terms
Your 16
3
And you want to do 4 right?
3
Oh ok
So 3Ć3,600
And then you add on the debt from everything else and it never ends
And then you have to pay for cars which is a horrible investment and theirs not a lot of bike friendly roads
More debt
Healthcare isnāt free
More debt
And ābig pharmaceuticalsā only goal is to keep people sick
I donāt know
Will vote for trump
I saw people cry on tik tok cuz he aint the president no me
You supposed to be in jail bro
Cops are trying to arrest the man and heās begging for trump to save him
Iām in uni
Oh
I think I must have got it wrong I'm not to sure about theses lol
@narrow wind how old are u supposed to be
so what do u do now that ur not in high school
Searching up my old school one of the first things about it is a bomb threat
you do exams outside of high school
you still study tho
I do
what you studying
But i dont wake up on 7 tho
what does that mean š
The exam includes math arabic hebrew english
you in the Middle East?
Yeah
you should go help turkey and Syria
I do

Ur not gonna get me mad lad
white people food
Clean teeth
Damn
Already clean 
Eat cat
No pls
Cheerios
Bara bara bara bere bere bere
Hell yeah boi
Ello mate
Br'i'sh
Ello boyz
Lovely weather today innit mate
stick this in the grill wit some cheese id eat it fr
Its bloody raww
Bro we have good teeth
I literally just brushed my teeth
Rain is indeed lovely 
I love rain
Correct
earthquake is not
Just brushed my tooth*

Stfu
Xdddddd
Go eat a full cow
I hope you all enjoy my cameo in Tgg video
Polish Guy: makes songs about his drug addiction and depression
Americans:
Why polish tho
Wdym
Cause cow
The Guy who made the song was polish
whoās the guy
Idk
What guy
Google Polish cow
yung lean?
Zaza
yeat
Imma go make some pizza
Imma go work out
Pizza
you mean stick some frozen pizza in the oven
Nice 
You mean lift 6kg dumbbells and climb the stair machine
Iām gonna rob a jewelry store
I have never eaten frozen pizza before
Are you Italian
No
keep it up Iām proud of you son
I dont have money to buy it
Average
frozen pizza is cheap
Michael Anglos David had a tiny pp, I am David
Ok there is frozen onion rings
Ew
frozen onion rings aināt bad
Wait f--k ment the opposite of David

Onion rings yummy

Agree 
You know the lyrics right? if not i can sing it cause im polish
Tylko jedno w gÅowie mam, koksu piÄÄ gram. OdlecieÄ sam, w kraine zapomnienia...
where can i send link with that song
No where
sadge
Probably #šāmemesļ¼media
me moving my king 100 times in chess evading the enemyās checks, just for him to blunder and cause a stalemate
š
yeah!!! (please be gta PLEASE be gta)
Gg on senior mod buddy
Hello everyone
Yo thanks man!
Np
Iāll use you as an example
Who likes capitalism?
hmmmm
I donāt click links
interesting
He is angry
Whoās angry?
StƔlin
Oh
hm i canāt find it, try opening a report ticket in #šć¢supportļ¼report and sending it there
š
Ah was it @fallow niche?
Alright we got him, thanks
N n n nerd!
you just said the n word 3 times
Racismšļø
@unreal echo congrats

Whatās better Hunter or akula?
Akula
i haven't played in forever, is gta safe-ish to play again or not
Faggio
Playing gta pc will result in you dying irl in 24 hours
oh shit hoppin on
crazy
badass
what clubs dont have as much bots as IGN
What do you mean?
I think he means crew
That still doesnāt help haha
I know but that's the max i could decode his language
You could search in #šāgta-crew-promotions
Can sm1 help me do the doomsday heist
I'm sorry but i must say no
Kill me
Once again same answer
Look who's back
The guy with a golden coloured name
Why do you have a crown
Cause he paid mods $80
Nice

He didn't
Golden is kind of orangeish
Orange name 
@empty prism check #šserver-info
Embed fail
you're right, the exact amount including taxes was $83.70
I donāt pay taxes 
You're my hero
Well Afterall it's the taxes I made up so they're not crippling unlike irl tax
I hate tax
penis
anyone on xbox wanna do the heist w me?
Hey @eager grotto, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
Thanks
whoops
That explains some stuff
I was reading all the roles
I was looking At the channel once, didn't understand shit was moving too fast
no one wants to play? š©
I've played the one where you have to guess the question by the answers something
smartest discord mod
Have you ever seen a donkey change colour before?
Does seeing a donkey turn into basically dust count
Look at pancake casino š
Nvm
N3 prison break
What is the purpose of life
No
To live
How do you live life?
By not dying
Haha your very funny
I agree
*you're
Anyways I think its time to paint the ceiling
Haha
Nitrogen 3?
Dude i'm sorry man
hi @marsh ocean
Hello @lavish flame
Gentlemen
Fella
@lavish flame sup
hello
anybody
alibe??!?
hi donkay
how are you
am good too
why is the chat dead
;-;
Coz Iām Not Here!!! šÆš¤
what time is it for you guys
4:07pm
You Must Think Very Highly Of Yourself šÆš¤£š¤£
9:39pm
night time for most of the ppl
no
okay
I want zaza
Then get zaza
I am zaza






