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Did you know that Vodka is actually is extracted from potatoes
Just like Minecraft?
Yes
It killed 4 people and left a kid an orphan I think
Cause they left potatoās down there with no ventilation and the scent instantly knocked them out
Irish persons worse nightmare
Really
Yes
4 people robbed a dairy in west auckland
Mustāve been a huge payday
What did they think the take was gunna be?
They probably only got like $500 out of that lol
Huge take
They probably think they are in gta or smth
Lol
Good to know
They can buy 5 megaladon cards now
Emax just a guestion
Yo
Would you judge me if i said i was bisexual
No
Ok good cause i am
If you judge someone based on looks, race, sexuality or anything else than you are human garbage
I like boys and girls and that is what bisexual is
Emax what rank are you on gta rn?
Wait im gunna talk in #šāgta-discussion
i judge based on their attitude
Exactly
Gotta judge people on the stuff that counts
Like what they say, how they say it, how they act
I like coffee with sweetner
ok but is it ice coffee or hot coffee
ok fair enough, i like my hot coffee with couple creamers, no sugar
Cant you get iced coffee at starbucks?
i dont add sugar to my coffee personally
its cheaper at mcdonalds
but yes you can get it at starbucks
Oh ok
Cause ive never had starbucks
But the more expensive it is the better it taste usually?
but my own coffee maker at home its the keurig cup
not necessarily
do you sometimes eat some kind of bread with your coffee?
no
ok that's probably just me then
Im gunna get myself a coffee brb
ok sounds good
im actually in the mood for shrimp
@honest crag no pun intended

I loooov shrimp
me too with rice
I donāt like seafood
how come
Makes me sick
i like steak too
Try to on it and it wonāt load
Same
can someone help me join the rp server?
Steak š
anything that is meat is Good!!
do you like ground beef
Valid opinion
Only on a burger but it has to be a really good burger
It works has to be your poop internet
ok i see
Turns out they fixed it
i like it in genrally
Vegans rn
No go on Twitter, it wasnāt working for a while
imagine being vegan
Thatās just u tbh
could not be me
Works for me and I donāt use twitter
Iām more hesitant to chicken though
Tendon
i like chicken, fried, grilled and roasted
Check @raw rainBHD even without an account his latest tweet
W same
yup
I had chicken with a huge piece of tendon and I just do not trust chicken
You using Twitter, thatās the problem
No check his account itās true
Ok what device was u watching on?
Mobile of laptop sometime playstation
i watch it on my television
Okay, it was broken on mobile devices and PC maybe itās just regional
ig
Can someone help me do casino setups
We need more things like the auto shop
GTA isnāt about facilities or nuclear submarinesā¦
No we donāt
why tf do we need a nuclear sub to heist an island
And also gta is built around being unrealistic
A rubber dingy would do fine
No it wouldnāt
I would love a feature where you could buy actual houses instead of apartments
Itās a cartel island
You can tho
You are a stupid item
Who griefs in a avenger
Roasted

Exactly lmao
No i mean in like grove street or something
griefing in general is cringe
If you canāt take an avenger out thatās just a skill issue tbh
Iām not even talking about taking things out
Makes the game fun for me ngl
just these things being in the game is stupid
The avenger at a stretch maybe
But why tf does mk2 oppressor get added
The avenger is a good vehicle
It got nerfed
Jones
Not really
Did you hear that rockstar patched the god mode glitch
Nau
Cause they did
Union depository > Cayo perico
Well I can finally fight ppl
How would you rank all the story mode heists
- Union Depository obv
Ngl Iām not even 1% past story mode
I donāt
Hmmm š
So in total there is 8 heists in gta online
The oppressor would be really good
ā¦.
||if there were no griefers||
Its fun to use
I dont even use the oppressor mk2
The mk1 oppressor is better
1 probably more fun to use
But mk2 is better for grinding
i just wanted to mention
Even without oppressors
Your shit would still be destroyed
Fax
Because there would always be someone with the formula 1 car racing to your location for a few bucks
Is God mode really patched tho
Nope
My ranking of all the gta online heists.
- Prison Break
- Series A Funding
- Doomsday Heist Act I
- Pacific Standard
- Fleeca Job
- Doomsday Heist Act II
- Doomsday Heist Act III
- Cayo Perico Heist (Just easy now)
- Diamond Casino Heist
Fleeca over PB any day
Bro they really made cayo perico really hard
The depression I went through
Not really
Its just easy for me now so i put it number 2
But Iām still gonna watch it
I was like tf is this

Im scared of killing so i do el rubios compound pacifist and even outside every body would be detected
Loll
Itās easy
I only like the casino heist more cause of the ending song and the cut scenes (especially the aggressive cutscenes)
The ending song is nice
R.I.P Pop Smoke
He died like 3 years ago
Wait he died?
god im kinda lost now, tgg and so many people have made new player guides but all start off at someplace that im not at for some reason 
Ik
Iām dead
š
And r.i.p bob saget (aka danny tanner)
Idk him
Full house?
Lasted from 1987 to 1994
Ye then idk about it
Bruh everybody simping over jenna ortega, but i mean i dont blame them
And she is like 20 almost 21
A kid in my school whipped out wednesday pics and then beat the meat while the teacher was gone
You got a weird school ngl
I know man i know
Bro is addicted to nudes
He always doing the goofiest shit
I bet he's like to the ladies "Send nudes pls" or like "send feet pics"
He laughs everytime someone mentions a penis
Lol
What grade
And then does the griddy for no reason
Bro must always be high then
8th grade
Oh nvm
But i think i should mention he has autism
Isnt 8th grade like 13 or 14
Because no one else would do that
Ye
I wasnt sure cause its called year where i live
20k
Donāt blame them
Thats why i dont sell products in a public session
Game gets boring
Cause of griefers
I switched from selling private to selling public
I use ghost organization alot
And you get a fat bonus too
W choice
All griefers i met until now are braindead
From bombing themselves to getting bombed by proximity mines
How can you mess up with an oppressor and explode yourself
I grief to keep drugs off of the streets of los santos
I am every companies dream
I for mo reason want to buy a full sized British flag
Wait I don't have a flag pole brb
woa event
bro cmon man
I went over to a dorm building and this awkward goofy ahh couple is just standing RIGHT in front of the door making out like no tomorrow
And they turned and stared at me as I walked past and I just went āhi how are ya. Nice night, eh?ā
greatest moment of my night
Letās not forget, they are the ones that have each other, and you are the one complaining about it to strangers on the internet

TRUE
Itās just awkward and embarrassing like get a room nerds
Letās hope this week thereās some decent discounts
And no, I get it PDA is weird enough and then casually chatting up a guy that just walks by is just weird
Bruh is it possible to spawn a jet right next to you?

rahhh
They stared right at me what am I supposed to say
what peter griffin always says
I shouldāve started making slurping noises
didnāt ask
cool song tho
SHUT THE UP?!!?!?!0

Yo os that Lebrun jame

Boosting the server is gay
Imagine being a server booster
Only gay people boost
not
if i boost i get perms?
Yes buy your also Bisexual
Jk
I'm just insulting myself bc bored at 3 am
Anyway Imma go, don't annoy me, I have a deadly weapon
Heyo
@proven kelp
Lol gn guys
Daddyās home
Why did you call me that

I had my mother
š
I still can't belive I lost my gf in early 2023 Because I was flirting with the owner of another server there in
I even knew her address
Does GTA have different servers? Like if im in asia I wont be able to play with other people in lets say other countries or servers?
bro plays genshit 
Could you imagine accidentally showing someone the most ugliest mugshot youāve ever witnessed in your entire life, of yourself š¤¦āāļøš¤£š¤£
L
He should buy all consoles and do events for everyone. Like tf is he spending our ad revenue on
Its our time wasted watching him
I barely do
Literally only the weekly update videos and i dont even play gta anymore
ok if i told tgg he a bum what would happen
Heād cry
tgg u bum ball
See, I would just eat the cat
Bro that was Tgg
Wait how do i join this challenge? Im new here and new to the game
Ok thnaks donkay
Whereās the challenge chat?
Like you can unmute yourself even if he server muted you
How do get ps5 role
You have it
Are you serious?
Do i have ps5 role?
Oh
Yes
Ok great
Idk im confused
It'll be avaliable tomorrow
That is only for PC
It's locked
Don't you guys love it when you engage in pvp with someone only seconds later for your game to crash?
XD I love gtao PC
Sounds like a skill issue
Smart
I am Lucario
greninja mad ugly th
I agree, that yellow rat is awful
People who like Pikachu are the same people that slobber over the minions and baby yoda
you know what kinda people
Sad then
have a wonderful night ^^
I can
Helleww
PokĆØballs
whereās @stone cloak
hmm??
chicken butt

š
iām back
so turns out that entire convo was to get my reaction pretty shit
uhm
you promise u wonāt tell no one @stone cloak
ok he gone
yeh
Wsp
the sky
And clouds and space
that is NOT up
Any chess nerds here
Dont care lil bro
wow
yea lil bro
Kinda
Cool rating?
I'm gud at playing it atleast
On chess?
Yeah
I am 1800 š„±š„±
1v1?
Sure lmao
So anyone playing gta right now
Nice
Hey @narrow meadow, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Thanks
nah bruh thats only for gta discussion and help
Oh mb
its okay
@bold wadi can we have fun together?
š
Wsp
@scenic jungle did u play date night mode
no? whats that?
What yall be dating robots now

And what yall došš
U damage someone with bojeck u heal
There might be a legend coming soon with the same ability (passive)
Is
But it would just give 25%

idc at this point honestly i'm too busy doing tap strafe and b-hoping
the best movement so far is the super glide
fuse maggie and 2 more legends can take 80 ammo in 1 slot
do you even know how to super glide?
free heirloom shards
where?
new season
how
you'll have to do missions
i can't super glide consistently
150 heirloom shards
i'll get the octane one
mod?
yoo today is thursday when is the update dropping
soon
aight
who tryna run some gta
howdy
hello
what you gonna do?
shit im tryna casino grind i miss it frl
the heist?
nah bro he wan'ts to grind slot machines
Hey, please go to #šroles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
is that even worth it
lmfao
no ofc the heist
I do cayo perico and acid
grinding slot machines>>>
bros slow its ok
ahah
Ez 200m
hello bybba gumma shrimmp gimmp cooc
hello
my keuboard is broken
I couldn't tell
lol
L take frl
frl?
Ong frl
on BRO
I know what fr is but whats frl
bros slow its ok
wut
bro is a khanjali
More than slow = fast
frl means for real lmao
thats fr
bros smart? heil bubba
not frl
I am speed
booba

kachoww
toy story is bad
noo
Cars probably my #1 childhood movie
same
did u see cars 3
Controversial take but I liked 3
I have seen them all also the plane ones
It was still fun
the newest one is sad ngl
is cars 4 every coming out
I lowkey cried in the cinema
All the Doc Hudson stuff was sad
yos
Nothing got me more hyped than seeing Doc in lightnings pit crew at the end
guys would let someone in pain for 1 hour and die or let them instantly die
But if it's the mf who invented sand imma fuck em up and leave em for dead
I don't even remeber any one besides the tow truck and doc hudson it's been a long time since I have watched the movies
MAATTER
Mater a true GOAT
look I watch it in danish and he's called something different here
what is it
bumle
wtf
Danish L fr

Lurker
we miss we up?
I failed the 2 minute big Mac challenge rip


hello
butter croissant monkey balls


Crispy Honey Glazed BBQ Snake p***y
Gtfo
@granite mortar brooo
i thought you were just kidding
mb
date night event š
ok
ok
ok
Ok
Hello

hello robertt
who got a cayo perico heist
Hey @small acorn, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
Morning TGG Community, hows everyone 
hello
mine is goin so far good
wbu?

anything good in the weekly update?
Same abit nervous though
nervous about what?
lmao
Good luck, I'm sure you'll do just fine
Quit school and do cayos full time
Ez
ez
I'm sure someone in the lfg channels can help
Thank 
Then get money
You should be paying attention in school
its tutor aint got to
Its spelled skewl
did you do your homework Stixz
actuly its spelt skool
hmm
I dont have homework 
my acc got locked
Thats the zimbabwe pronunciation
Wtf
lucky
just imagine
i have homework i just dont do it
Since i had scuba diving i didnt have to do hw
what grade are you in?
im in year 10
i miss being in grade 2
How many hours do you have to do with scuba school to "graduate"
congrats am in uni
lol fell bad for u
y
I really want do an AFF school so I don't have to tandem skydive
idk lol, i just have a bunch of confined water dives and open water dives to do
(Accelerated Free Fall)
Youāre 11?
yr 11
Ohhh
sounds like a lot of homework
Aight
yes
Do you guys use open circuits when diving?
that's the one where nothing is recycled yeah?
@lavish flame slides
it's been a long time since I payed attention to anything like that
11 years old?
cool slides
?
they look 3D printed
lol
Oh ok
Open breathing circuits for your air
Watch out cuz twinkle is a pedo
average tgg viewer

Not sure
I thought that was @lapis widget
does anyone k how to unlock a snapchat acc
No foxx likes little rabbits in jean shorts
Do you have bubbles whenever you exhale
Yeah from my regulator
Yeah open circuit
dont use snapchat
y
all my friends use it
snapchat fell off
Are your friends in primary and/or middle school
I use it but goddamn it's a horrible platform
Yeah well idk
ye
I stick to carrier pigeon
discord
I use it sometimes, a lotta my friends just have my number 
this pass to fast
should we tell him?
someone want a casino heist to do with me pls
Hey @fringe sage, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
Should be your sprint button
Press X



Why do you think I like Beks pfp
š³

my dad does it a lot and also i find it interesting so thats why i wanted to do it
@lapis widget more free candy for you
Based
@ivory copper when cmm
Yeah nxghtmare
tomas <3#1113 was banned | underage| You can appeal your ban here: Ban Appeal | We will review your appeal and the result will be given to you in **2 weeks**. If your appeal is accepted, you will receive a friend request and DM from an admin after the review period.

Rip
maybe today or on the weekend
tomas <3#1113 was banned | Breaking ToS - Under 13
Weekend it is
Too late fox
Looks like foxx didnt get the candy first
Yeah weekend hopefully
Might be able to do it today but if not definitely on the weekend
Nah I'm tired af
Also got school tomorrow
And start early in the morning
Yeah
always too quick for me @ivory copper
Free candy but not on cayo
Damn
man every 1 leaving the matchmaking in my heist
mf ain't gonna grow up well
fr
If he starts listening to Rage Against The Machine, run
man i wanna do my first heist but no 1 wanna do it with a ar35 player
u can solo the apartment heist
breh y every 1 is leaving just when we start runing
Time for casino replay!
I hard
No silly
Okay
Wagwan
Wagwan firefly
Dogpog 420
lol
Yo. Have u guys check'd new clothing they just released? There are some really dope Denim Jackets and other clothing
No thx
actualy i need help
Then use lfg
random pps leaving
srry didnt knew
Hi, If I'm in GTAO when the weekly update drops when will I see the new bonuses and the old bonuses disappear? Will it be when I find a new session or would I have to back out of the game? I'm currently sitting afk letting my acid lab cook and I'm wondering when the 1.5x money bonus will disappear. I normally jump into a public session to get the bonus but if the new event week will apply when I jump sessions then I may as well sell in my invite lobby and keep the bonus
I aint readin allat
Well no ,when weekly update comes ,the stuff changes in game i think
My understanding is the updates would only apply when you either reloaded the game or maybe when you joined a new session as the game had to phone home to retrieve info about new sessions but if you were in a session it would take a while to update but maybe I had that wrong. Pretty sure I know someone who managed to keep the weekly bonus for 2 or 3 more hours because they just stayed in the same session solo
Ayeee Yoo, Why Does This Chat Have To Be So Alive???
Iāve gotta scroll up so much now ššš¤£
wat cars should keep me safe from griefers i got torpedo, deluxo, mk2, jet ruinner 2000 im i safe? or more
How to sell stolen jewelry
(asking for a friend)
Wouldnāt it be easier if you could find a buyer who pays in clean cash 
behind crab cafe at 6 be there
diamond are back bois
I love people that call me an "NPC"
npc
Iām not stolen

Love that šÆš¤£ the fact that itās still a question š¤£
can somone help w/ the cayo perico replay gl!tch
No
i bought sea of thieves and i love it spend 7 hours on first day
just unplug wifi
I disconneccted it on time. and oncce i loaded back into gta online. I got the heist passed screen but no money in acc
what do you do in sea of thieves
elite?
yes
Same
11 mins
go find tesuares and stuff
Seriously tho how do jewelry thieves find a buyer (I need to know)
did u find a fix?
skill issue
maybe to early
Nope
imagine doing cayo glitch in 2023
I got the heist passed screen when i loaded back into kosatka
You find someone who wants to buy jewellery š¤·āāļøš¤£š¤£
Yea but itās stolen
it's reality
70% of community 
to early
Then donāt sell it to idiots š¤·āāļøš¤£š¤£
u play on ethernet?
ye
Say you stole diamonds worth millions you would need to find a multimillionaire who buys stolen diamonds. How would you find one
honestly surprised ya'll are still not muted š„±
bro can u tell me the exact timing u disconnect
Yeaa my heads banging rn šÆš¤¦āāļø
as soon as u hear the clung
put it up on Ebay š¼
ok thanks bro
np
But they would have to pay in bitcoin and that is going down Iād rather go in person and hand him duffle bag with the stolen goods and they hand me duffle bag with clean cash 

@lavish flame wake up
Its time to act
I feel bad for auckland now
LOL
First floods, now a fricken Cyclone
Dhar man fam
Lol
No
The actors a threatning to cancel him, lol
Yeah i dont give damn tho
Wow
Yeah
They are just being karens
Why they trying to cancel him he just makes YouTube videos 
Like be lucky of how much you get paid
Ok
Well f me then
Ill guess ill go f myself then
Lol
Did you know there is an actual š½hub website?
Yea
Yeah and cook it
I got the link
Lol

yo, anyone in a military crew on pc??
Could check #1003766531123073074 try and find one
k thx
No shit....
Yea I did wrong one lol







