#💬┃gorilla-chat
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So what is D?

Dick
Ok bro. 👍
Haram man.
We do not play with D.
You just said your not haram

We up
I prefer the other side
I'm 11-0-1 in gay chicken
Shut up Gus
hmm
No
How you typing when you dead
Umm

We don't talk about that

So if I go to the meth lab I won’t see waltuh cooking
Nno you are walter technically

lol
Idk
my phone and watch say Wednesday but I swear that was yesterday
fuck I am tripping
it is Wednesday I'm just actually dumb
It is Wednesday can confirm
Usually updates about 4pm uk time i think
Stfu
it will update tomorrow lol
Jk
perhaps
Did they buff the attack choppers that spawn as you kill el rubios choppers in the setup feel way more accurate
Yeah it's still stupidly easy
Just watch TGG's guide
I play gta story mode
Based
He’s talking about the cayo glitch 
Bruh
Mega cringe
Fr
If you glitch your as bad as modders who murder you
Nah wym by murder tho 
The spoon and fork looks yummy
yeah @raw warren

yeah
Wait i thought u left to focus on your entrance exam
It was my assumption
nice assumption
And its true isn't it
Yumm
you're mentally sick
I agree 
what, then why did u leave
I dont really have a reason
He had to dump a body in a lake in Colorado
ok
ayo shuush
it was supposed to be a secret
Anyone know how to make pipe bombs I need them for a school project for science
@marsh ocean hook my man up with the tutorial
Try youtube
Not falling for that federal agent
I’m not a cop
Guys can u send dunny vid
Guess I’m getting a F in science 😔
F
U
Thanks!
I got a+ bro and im still in grade 1
🙏💦
I’m in pre school
is this some school chatting?
No 

Cope
casino is better anyways
commit die 🙏
Yo bois
I can't spin the casino wheel cuz of my region
How can i change the region on xbox?
lol
sup
why does my gta keep crashing when I try to open it up?
npc
me?
yeah
why
LP fan
haha, not rlly but I was now I don't watch football as much
still
did you just change profile pic?
nothing
ok
I like that one better
which one
the one you have on now
no
stop lying
I'm not
you are

no
I'M NOT
you are.
are you ugly?
you must be sexist
i am
stop lying
yeah
yeah so your ugly
no
yes
nah I'm good
.
liar
nah I'm not lying
smart
no
are you sexist?
i’m everything but black
RACIST
lol
homophobic?
Maasive L pfp
says you, you ugly jenna ortega fan
cause I'm not in here much
can someone help me with "The Rockstar game services are unavailable" i tried all the methods but cant fix it 😭
Lol fair enough
You've tried contacting rockstar support?
nope
Try that
no, help me insted, I can't open my gta it keeps crashing
u on pc
yeah
then it might be cuz mod menus
wdym?
it can crash your game even if you are in single player
I don't have any mods
if u watch darkviper u know
but there was 2 modders trying to trap me all the time yesterday and kicked me from their session
no, i mean the modders are crashing your game
Sup hoes
so I have to install a vpn?
w8 i will try to find name
idk how to install a vpn
yeah
"Viper Rambles 313" in the vid he talks about it
if they make it their whole personality
You have to connect your laptop to your ps4 i guess
If you want to do it on that
Hes on pc I think
I saw one vid
the vpn name is guardian
Cause i wanted to try vpn and play in the casino in my gta 5 online
But i didn't try lol
isnt there any other way
i m on ps4 and i cant fix "The Rockstar game services are unavailable" thing
Its cause of your internet
Restart your ps4
Connect your phone hotspot to your ps4
And open gta
lol
Happens on my ps4 sometimes cause i play on wifi not lan
So the connections slow
I have to get a lan cable but the wifi router is in the other room and my ps4 is in the other room
my download speed is 64.8 and upload speed is 54.4
My dwd is usually 15-16 upload is like 3-4 lol
is there a possibility its happening cuz i live in asia
how do you live with that speed?
lol
It is what it is
I do too
i think mines like 30
i cant live if the speed goes lower than 50
its better then average (17mb for me ;-;)
megabit or megabyte
....googling
mine is now 71.8 mbps(mega bits per second)
"As 1 megabyte equals 8 megabits"....bruh the hell
Mine is 200 mbps
megabyte
Not cow goat
lol
i wish i could go back to never knowing what megabit is
1,024 kilobytes = 1 megabyte
1,024 megabytes = 1 gigabyte
1,024 gigabytes = 1 terabyte
info : (This is actually the traditional binary form—according to the International System of Units, one megabyte is in fact 1000 kilobytes, a gigabyte is in fact 1000 megabytes, and so on. Different devices and software programs don’t always share the same definition.)
so hopefully i dont need to remember megabits
sparrow
south east asia?
Is that a one seater?
ye
What's the fastest two seat helicopter?
Sparrow
Conada is the fastest non weaponised
isnt all helicopters atleast 2 seated?
Sparrow fastest weaponised
sparrow is 2 seater and u can put rockets on it
Oh ok thanks
Sparrow best vehicle in the game
u need to get the sub for it so
Yh prob, I was a bit unsure cuz I saw one that looked really small
if u dont have it, it will cost around 4mil
💀

I got the kosatska
kk
I think that's what it's called
ye
7-7
i wont spell it cuz i dont know how to spell it
\7O7/
why the hell does megabits even exists?
for programmers
thats like dog years in computer messurements
7O7 O-O
i take computer science so i have to study it
u on ps4 rt?
because internet connection provides a connection in 1 bit at a time
says the science student
i just grinded around 15mil and rockstar game service is unavailable and i cant fix it
Wait it out
i friend added u
only ever showed in megabytes and not bits, which is why its screwing my brain over at the moment
i have no-one to play diamond casino with rn
Why gta 5 is not dying yet
idk
the faster gta 5 dies the faster 6 will come
So why u lookin for people to play wid ?
but its been i think 10 years? i think
i just started playing 3 weeks ago
cuz of christmas
free times
Which bike has the best performance
now i am lvl 90
Enjoy bro no need to give justifications
i am just saying i am not a noob. well i am a noob but not that of a noob
i played story mode for 2 years and never got on online lol
Major L
ye
for casino?
Yeah
nope havent bought an arcade cuz i have no friends that plays gta
but i can buy it anytime i have around 15 mil but rockstar fricked me over with "r* service not available"
And what is the cut
i only played online and havent touched anything in story mode apart from the first race
and i got exams coming up
servers are up though
its something with your thing
ye
a lot of people have that problem
when i got the problem first time i fixed it but it happened again and i cant fix it
What is the cut @valid schooner
uhhh if i do all prep 55% for me and the rest is all yours
Ok
if we do prep together 50-50
And approach?
i havent set up anything
i have to fix my game first
Do group six big con
me game is broken
@inner oyster i added u friend btw
it's mega nerdish
Well I’m retired for the hiest
kk
How much money you all have
15 or 16 mil i forgot
I got 12mil
i was going for 20 mil tdy but me game not work anymore
i dont buy supercars
but i have almost all business
I have few
The cheaper ones
Have most of the cars from war stock
Have mk1 n 2
i have franklin's upgraded buffalo stx cuz its on sale and it have imani tech
Once i bought mk2 on full price and i already had 1 before
Wanted to buy mk1 got the mk2 instead
and phantom wedge for the cayo
Then bought the mk1
Have all top imani tech vehicles
Fully upgraded
i bought mk2 without the trade prize and wasted 1 mil
biggest L i ever took
I bought 2 mk2 on full prices
💀
One i sold cause i already had the first one
i got the mk2 trade prize as soon as i bought it
dune buggy?
Yea
Didn't remember the name
I bought hydra which I can't even use
Difficult to handle
They removed it from the last update i guess
they removed it as soon as i started playing
ye
ye
And nightclub goods
ye
is nightclub the best business to own?
kinda
i currently only have a crate warehous and a cocaine lab
cuz i dont need to do anything with it
oh and a acid lab
dont u have to own alot of businesses for it to be good?
Just keep the nightclub promoted
Yes
if you own all the club business its nightclub is really good
ye and you get 50,000 every 48 min
if pop full bar
yeah 50k in the safe every day
Cause the goods you sell in nightclub require you to own the business
how to get boosted?
and you can do the passive mode glitch where if you go in your nightclub it will only spawn you drunken guy that you need to kick out and not the vip where you need to deliver him
im talking bout the nightclub i own in real life 😉
and you can go out and go back in to get another one
😛
@valid schooner you straight?
ye
Good me too
What colours you Bugatti
Your*
its chrome with dollar sign wheels
i have a black one and a blue one
@severe pier , depending what lvl are you .. have the 3 main mc business, dont give much money alone, but with the Nightclub you get enough stock.. also need all upgrades and staff , the acid lab and bunker are 2 good ones, to load and sell .. not much need it .. then I also have 5 cargo warehouse, where every 45 min buy a source creat and once is full a sell - I also do all my sell local so I dont need to worry about time and be alone
Thats definitely gta
i also have solid gold one
Richie rich
not in irl tho lol
You all play Fortnite or fall guys
i only have gta on ps4
too poor to buy other games
rly
Fortnite fall guys
ok
Takes space thou
Last year i got fifa 22 for free
In ps membership free games
I bought a ps4 at that time and bought the membership
It was free that month
i am poor
Same
Anyone can help me with getting money what is the best way to get money
cayo
lo
l
Hey, @severe yacht It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂
@valid schooner if your girlfriend's a lesbian what would you do
I trying to get the bunker done or what is the best business to get
idk i dont have one
I would recommend a threesome lol
get a sex change 200 iq
Hey, @severe yacht It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂
@lavish flame Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
💀💀
What if she dumps you
You getting 🍆 later
yeh just change back
And what's with the she/her he/him shitt
jewelz can't even lift a toddler out
what?
admwppgoogoogaaasdklwnwadlsgeeeyyaahhh uwusbflaksdtadaadaaa
ummmm what the fuck u say?
im not a public hair collector smh
Or maybe its something your clumsy head cant handle
Use Google translate
i can handle way more than you and you know it
ofcourse you can handle a lot of guys than me
🍆🍆🍆
did the joke actually slip on top of your head
which you can't
the only book i read is the holy bible
not a nerd if you have knowledge
The only book that being read by you is forbidden is the holy bible
He can't
you cant be serious
Thats literally the definition of nerd
y
its garbage for new players since they have to suck up 750k
ppl who study a shit ton to have a lot more knowledge about something specific than the public
which is big for them at first
L
lol
lol
I fucking jumped
cow
@lavish flame why did you click on it and get jumpscared so cheaply
darkness is scared of women
im immune to jump scares
It was on high volume
my life is a jump scare
sure
Who gets scared from this shit
your own fault then
lol
@lavish flame 1v1?
it does but you can get it back after 2-3 days
darkness
someone who gets easily scared (or doesnt like clowns)

m2
yes

Weak
No i have to study physics
nerd
Says you
E=mc squared
lol
there u go
Biology is the real deal
Still need to get the full grade on it
🤓
Bio isnt even hard
yeah fuck that shit made my brain hurt
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
10th grade bio was harder than 11th grade bio tbh
Kids have only 1 fav chapter
i thought it was cubed
😂
E=mc²
technically
lol my bio friends would disagree
Btw im a commerce student i don't know shit about science
10th grade bio was nothing
😂
its E^2 = m^2c^4 + p^2c^2

e = mc^2 is noob version
Our 11th grade bio is mostly about human body
10th grade is literally jack of all trades
i thought everyone doesnt like school
They should
sadly i am still in school
Its the only time you miss
then the hell is this
When you grow up lol
i aint even in highschool yet
q=±ne
you'll like it when your school ends
bruh naw i got trauma from this garbage
Its different for everyone lol
u miss it and then u dont
I have to start studying it in a few weeks
bruh i got enough freetime to play my games to realise "i cant do anything without money"
Money is everything
almost
No money = no honey
i am 15. is it illegal for me to know almost everything about 18+stuff
lol
Love is shitt make the bank G
fall1n no i dont think thats illegal
💸💸💸
you have courses for it normally in school so its fine
90% of world marrage is not true love
rly
my school dont
i had it 4 times when i was under 18
i learnt it myself
yea that
true

ye
They lack basic knowledge
or break up (in the most predictable way possible)
and constantly deal with the past
😭
We have to wait till marriage lol
honestly i prefer to not think about any exs
Religious reasons
U pull more grannies then bitches right?

depends on the person*
U muslim?
So
Yea
I go on tiktok
Oh right, it's haram to have a partner before marriage
f i havent done my homework and the tuiton start in 10 mins
same with Christianity but whatever
what subject fall1n
oh dang
i have to study it cuz i am chinese
like you pull any
Orthodox/old ppl only believe in that thesedays
But the young generations dont care
If they away from church they gonna do these stupid shit
sometimes i question why i was born chinese with small pp
He gets rejected from the hooker NPCs too sometimes
💀💀
why
Bruh
Hooker npcs run away from you
Religious reasons
ah
😹 i'm not kasafo
This indian mf fucks bitches day and night
Lol
🧢
no perms
Mild skill issue
P2W simple
I don't use discord that much so lol
and now u guys don't reset levels for banned ppl
is getting level 1 to 90 in 3 weeks fast or slow?
wdym by "u guys" I'm no staff member
well i did
gta
Well fuck you
wow cow is back 
I've been stuck on lvl 50 for quote a while now
I thought discord
ofc u were not an admin
🐤
does your name translate to lubed dildo?
How to become trial moderator
u can't rn
Your moms dildo
nah

You cant anymore
Then what
gotta meat ride tgg
Is his name
Nah im good
dickriding sounds better
Then do it for me
1 meter stick ride
glizzy

lol
why are you bruh ing me
Non lubed dildo?
Why thou
your pus*y doing to rip apart
when they need u, u get notified
^^
Thats his name
I thought @wintry narwhal was throwing me a mom's joke
wut
Nothing
lol
Bruh 💀
that's why u need to learn how to use google properly 
I didn't even use it
Until teri maa translated to your mom

pc?
Nvm
Nvm what
Wish i could carry you hard on casinos
someone have the solution for the r* service unavailable
I used to hack in a second in my prime
Change your nat type to 2
lan?
It takes me 5 minutes of practice to go back to that 1 second hacking phase
Or less

@ivory copper plus i speedrun it every time
Call your isp to change Nat type then
Hack @elder pumice @lavish flame
its the same for you in bed just 1 sec u done
💀
Fuck you
How do you know btw
😭

we dont talk about that
Checkmate in 2 moves
💀

wowww
what is this
lmao
all these names i recognize
i figured it'd be more random
Welcome flip
Leave while you can @tropic citrus
lol
Certified bruh moment
you're one of them 
^
You're the cause of it
Sir, do you need to go to the TGG psych ward?
Casino grinder
That makes shit worse
new arc for my hellhole series
@tropic citrus
And the one below it
lol
was thinking u were talking like a dm

Impossible
i really didn't expect to see so many familiar names right off the bat
@lavish flame I regret to inform you that all mods will be unalived in my shitpost series TGG’s Hellhole
@raw warren
Does my name have any grammatical errors?
Lmao
Anyways @raw warren
what's the entire sentence
Bek's personal dildo
Bek's dildo lol
just stop using translator its never accurate
sure
alright im just procrastinating editing at this point
ill take your advice bek's dildo
Lmao
Hey Guys
I have finally bought ps5 and Ps Plus Gta Online
I need Friends i will be playing All night lonh
Anyone dwon for it ?
Thank you buddy
Np
Hey @tulip storm, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Thank you
Dude
Hello people
Why is everyone in this server sending me porn
SAME
lol what
I found out my hacked friend just sent me only fans
Ur name is fucking genius
👋
Im playing roccket league 4v4
More like talk to women outside
I ain't friending anyone in this server
You're one to talk @lavish flame
Oh cmon man I actually do talk outside with women 💀
Ong I swear
right
How about you do smt with your miserable life mister? You only play gta and mod a server
That wasn’t even towards you but ok 💀
Bro took it to a personal level
Only one i friended is @marsh ocean
He will also get hacked soon enough don't worry
I haven't been hacked yet
That sounds more like a threat than a prediction
Yeah mate
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losr
I didn’t think the man was actually threatening to hack someone but thats goofy as shit 💀
@ivory copper enjoy the ms ig
Aaaaa 10 rebirths off being able to prestige
Uh idk
Idk

Guys guess what 1 week until I turn fourdeen
M
Is it bad that i know who you are imitating lmao
Conquestor is AFK: server dry asf 💀 - 4 minutes ago

Yo guys did any of ur friends or someone sent you a server link
No
Not u
no
No they prob hacked smh 
Gimme me more info bout the server they sent?
Idk what server they sent u 
Lmao
How tf am i supposed to know what server
They sent me scam server its just 2 chennel and most importantly a verification chennel
Don't verify 
That was a question
Itll give access to your acc 
Sup bitches
Though u know so much bro
lollll
Sup dipshit
Nm cocksucker

Wby
Ye ik the scam im just trying to give warning to others ig
Wtf is this shit @exotic sand
?!
Define
cock sucker. There, defined!
What is cock mean dumbass

Cock
U basically typed the same message but put a space
Im close to lvl 50
Coke*?
Good 4 u
Anyone wanna teach me tf2?
Nah, cock
K define

This is gta server
You suck on cock
oh i thought it was roblox server
Cola?
No its gta
What? No
Duh
wow fr?
This is the general chat
Nah man it's roblox
no
Yep
its not gta server
To understand?
Its gta
He's fuckin with you
itss a cult
Roblox is boring at times
It's roblox bro
Nah its for kids
Its anything but gta
Nah cap
brother look at your pfp...
Its gta
Smh i played it a week ago
Whats wrong
Who plays among us
Lucky
Ur mom




