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True because Iām about to breakup with my girlfriend
And Iām going to send her that image when I do
not even joking Iāll send a screenshot here later
npc
nah itāll be hilarious
something an npc would say
I have to do it before the new year otherwise the meme wonāt work
just do it know if u got the balls
Iām in the movie theater
okay u can still do it cant u?
the movie gonna start and Iām gonna be sitting here on my phone āyeah babe sorry youāre just fucking hideousā
yea
why not
I wanna watch the movie
š
u can still watch it
Itās got your mom in it
just pretend shes a stranger
oh really what movie?
Itās about Whitney Houston
your mom
The one who killed herself on accident
And then her daughter, your sister, killer herself the same way
on purpose
oh okay ill watch it later sounds fun
rip
dude somebody left two gloves on the seat next to me theyāve been there since I got here
except
theyāre from different pairs of gloves
š
send proof in here too
yeah
Can someone help me with act 3 on gta
no
What platform
@lavish flame Hey, please go to #šroles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
Xbox
Get xbox role
I did
ignore if you don't want to help don't just say no
lol
@sly jackal you know what happened to akuma?
what happned?
Nono I was asking if you knew
he got banned lol
RIP ššļø
What joke?
nobody made a joke exept ur mum
Hard
why not
W answer
Anybody on ps4 that could do casino heist with me would appreciate it
no go into lfg
Hey @static shell, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Cant sorry
they had a power surge
tbh idek why he was banned
got too many points
lol
...
good riddance
how tf i havn't been banned yet is unknown lmao
Who banned him?
nightmare i think
i bet u wont search for carrot and post the 3rd gif
Guys do NOT mistakenly write big with a n
idk how long i have left to wait
Nice
@elder pumice can i open a ticket just to ask when i can get my warns off?
:)
Ahhh
I think ymc robox is akuma
Tf is that
š¤
why u think that? lol
Anime girl profile pic
Cant you see that in #š¤ābot-commands ?
Can I?
Dunno might be
how
Does warns equal to K/D?
i think so lmao
lvl 79 with 0 points š¼
Bro ambasing
bro you deleted them all
well that just sounds like i don't have a life but i got to that level over the span of 2 years
?warn bek 100 points š
Yeah and appealed
L
no lol i appealed on april
ah ok
oh i was warned like 8 times
Iāve been warned and appealed and denied and been told Iāll never be appealed and I proved the mods wrong by appealing and getting almost all points removed šæ
whats the chance that a warn would be removed tho?
i got mod on july
Depends on how long itās been and how many points it is
idk i have 3 accounts
Appeal and see what they say about your appeal
amongsus?
im hacked so if anything bad sends it isn't me
bro what lmao
Change your password if itās really you and if itās the hacker talking rn why would you say that
Lol
If I was mod I would just ban you right now for being stupid
@elder pumice look at this idiot
i know that feeling, when i keep getting hacked and the hacker is downloading porn on my computer
smh
Do you think Morgan freeman still has sex
can corpses do that?
Heās 85 š
Maybe
isn't he dead?
85 and still sexy though
thatās the thing
No heās not
yeah he was being held hostage tk keep it
i thought he was like 1800s lmao
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No fr wasnāt Bob Ross like
The producers told him he canāt shave it because it became so iconic?
depends on what you want and how much
I got standards šæ
aight I can do that
too low
is this for business or personal use
do you have an rewards account with us
okay would you like to sign up for our rewards program
what can i get for 25p?
i want 2 pounds of meth for $70k @timber lava
Alright your total is 3k for your first time discount would you like that in a paper or plastic bag
sounds a deal
okay sounds good are you signed up for our rewards program
i feel like a bullet costs more than 25p tho lmao
you can get the new experimental drug called ādick faceā
ill take it, ill also give you an honest review on ratemydrugs.com
how to report somone for self promoting on dms
Okay if you guys will just send me your address Iāll send my PayPal in DMs

create the report ticket in #šć¢supportļ¼report
How do you expect to buy the drugs bro
Okay paper or plastic?
If you would like to apply for a job at our establishment you are entitled to free samples for lunch breaks
i can appeal a warning tomorrow
you can get half a milligram of fentanyl
one gram with your first time customer discount
Only at above 2 milligrams
paper
remember that edp video I accidentally sent in memes channel
we donāt sell that here youāll have to contact our sister location for alcohol
no because you don;t feel pain the death is quicker than usain bolt
Ok just send info in DMs
Yeah if youāre a skeleton or 92
none with your broke ass
yeah, gotta be extreamly careful with it
I sell fentanyl but you arenāt allowed to buy more than 2 mg at a time
can i get 2mg now and another 2mg in 5 minutes?
asking for a friend
no lmao cooldown is 1 week
i hope it dosn't have a use by date
we donāt have that in stock right now
thats an idea
poor bob won't see it coming
gives cash
its all in the name of science
im gunna mix it with meth, coke and heroin and see how bob feels afterwads
maybe add some morphine too
only time i had morphine was when i fractured my shoulder
ive had a fair few lol
mostly off of mountain biking and boxing
dosn't work š¦
Drink rom
how old are you?
meh you only got a year to wait lol
You can bro
Ask putin to give you a batch
you can get arrested for that
You aint in london
same here but we get cuffed for anything now lmao
my city has some bad crimes happen lol
UK, newcastle
like how am i meant to do prison break setup on my own cus i cant
no
Yeah
Si all of you play on Xbox
north east is superiour lmao
Ur sexualty bends east
North west
randomsš
ill figh u pal
no one is joining
i tried inviting the whole server like 8 times
You have a fight with your family for the last pig in blanket
Idk why u chatting
Birmingham š
same with every lester heist except casino
Bunch of fuck knuckles
manchester is a shithole too
The uk is a shithole
rude
They should just ban demerit goods
No they sit on the floor
bro yall talking about vapes?
Little peasants
vape stuff weak
compared to other stuff u can get
vape stuff cringe
yeah
Liss gets a packet of old holborn
just grab a beer or vodka or sum
Yeah km a flavoured air
Your liver is fighting for its life
Ill get kicked out for being pissed lmfao
u do know the nicotine is not whats damaging the lungs
its the same with cigs aswell
ur parents not chill with alcohol?
Nah they are its just i dont wanna get pissed too often
Im goin gym yk
Why
Cutting
but its okay to vape?
Uk is a failed society
not me litterly smashing a head in the concrete giving them a concussion and just got a warning
Yeah
I smoke cogars too
A guy is gonna wanna fight with me when we end school cus my dad send a police report on him
that doesnt make it better if u gym
What colour are your lungs
Whats an iso
wait is it possible for me to change gender?
Yeah i classify as a smart fridge
Wassup
no like so i get a cat
He eats it
like you
.
transfer
By being a femboy no one cares
Are you in sixth form or something
Do it no one likes you
move to a school in Ohio
Strongest femboy
Ohio accepts femboys for enrolling at there schools
I'll tell everyone at your school
heās gonna go Jack off to femboy porn on his laptop
Idk if thats cool but great
Dick in life support š
How did you know
arenāt you from there
š¤Ø
Yeah and it's shit
Don't lie
stop jerking it
Do semen retention
Lol
somewhat
it also makes your brain no operate right
yo
Yea
anyone else here fart
Bro everyone farts
even celebrities?
yep
how loud though
loud and proud is the way to do it
Guess it depends
i released kamikaze when I fart
Hey
Hi
Lol his pfp
Lol
Real
Let's goo
Lets go
Hosting doomsday Cayo perico and doomsday hiest finale to sell my coc lockup
Cociane lockup
Oh
how much is said coc lockup?
š³
mm interesting
Hi
Hi
Yessir
Looking for group
Whats popping
Doing what
Give car to freind glitch
Ooh
Lol
Nice
Tyty
bros got a ban wish š
yeh
Who can help me in the mission escaping prison
How
not aloud to talk about glitching n the server
Talk in silence
Who can help me in the mission escaping prison in xbox
ive been playing vigor for 7 hours š
head to #šroles then lfg will be available for you
I know but it doesn't work
@elder pumice roles arn't working apparently
Yep
can you see #šāgta-discussion ?
Ima install vigor ngl
its hella addictive lol
But not for me
Real
did you click the buttons in there?
I am in my phone
You're welcome brother
do you see the emojis at the bottom?
should be working on phone
react to the emoji that corresponds to the platform you use
Keep enjoying it
Who can help me in the mission escaping prison
Your dik?
I'm your sister
you have xbox?
Yea
alabama moment
click on these
no one will help you here
Yo
sure, Geordie9947
Any1 down to do a cayo perico heist?
I don't have them
Hey @drowsy gull, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
try restart discord
update your discord
Added you
I just got the xbox tho so most of the time idek what I'm doing lmao
What 
That's not a mission
Yes it is 
Im not escaping prison again
if you chat alot then yeah

ill pay you 50p if you break me out
Nah
75p is highest i can go
This is general not lfg
looks like my dead nans bumhole
no need to be toxic tho
ur just jelly tbh
no I had wet shit on rice itās better than 3 leaf clover burger and ships
it is
what is that
perfection
Best American cuisine
pretzel bun with bacon and ketchup
it might taste good but the presentation is poor
chips are white š
Did you put the whole tub of ketchup
are you barely eating that
i just got to the burger tbh
looks ok to me, idk why quagmire hating unless its some store bought frenchphrise or how you spell it, precooked in goyslop seed oils ?
it tastes 10 times better with simple cooked potato slices and leaving them in the oven to become chrispy with a pinch of salt n pepper
and doesnt fuck up your cardiovascular system and gut from the toxic waste from the sneedoil industry
Why does the chicken have a cross
its a pretzel bun
Oh
It looked like a chicken
That's a bun
is that bacon
Hey , These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
yes
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Why's nobody giggling
Help the poor chap
Jijijijiji
if women didnāt exist, were would Men put their pp in
in other men
the g spot
Hi
Just how you like it
test tubes
Nowhere


In their mouth
Someone giggle me the Xbox chat
Guve*
Give
Giggle him the xbox chat
Giggle me the Xbox chst for cayos

Give
@elder pumice help him blud
Yeah
Yh fam help me bek
He has the best pfp in the game
Ikr
Darkest deserve pfp of the year
Yayyy

You should give him a role
That pfp goes so hard ngl
Hey @lavish flame, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
?role @lavish flame sniper
Lol
im about to
Iām happy
there it is
@elder pumice give him sniper role idiot
Yeah
i didnāt
fuck off
Yeah ghetto frog
L
Heās sleeping with his Roblox gf
š„
@elder pumice
Lol

I was meant to tag @elder pumice
Oh shi
Lol

Mb I was meant to tag @elder pumice
Oh shi
Bro
Why does it keep tagging @elder pumice
You tagged the wrong bek

I was meant to tag @elder pumice
Keep trying
Bro
Youāll get it eventually
u gunna get banned
I was supposed to tag @elder pumice
anyone who has the answer in #šøāgta-media ?
I think the message didn't go through
you did like plenty of times already
Try one more time
youl get warned for encouriging it
Not me
Lol
My drilla
did he get mute?
yes 
L
lolll
he actually did
Bro did nothing

skill issue
spam pinging
L
Did you get turned on or something
Every bathroom lock is broken š¤·āāļø
Don't lie
ok
One sec Gamer Aru Iāll brb, just going to swing my 17 inch shank at a terroristās ribcage
Real
Lol he shanked me
What that mean
are you gamer aru
Aj is back in the server
Everyone run to shelter there's a pedo on the loose
Free darkest
He is my soulmateš©š©
One more time
Free darkest till its backwards
how longs the mute?
2 weeks
Damn
your going to believe this guy... really
Yeah
Everyone loves me
ā¤ļø
Cool
ikr
I did like an hour ago
What in all hell
i think i have found a discord server weirder than this 1
Thanks you
š¤¦āāļø
i take my statement back
My post there is goated ngl
?
Disgusting as all hell
That's not me
How long will the Christmas event last for?
Til thursday
God damn it
Why
I can't play till Friday
lol
L
skill issue
š
Uh
every country is the same day give or take for a few hours
Thursday in the morning
thursday 10am GMT, if thats any help
America is 16h apart from australia
GMT is uk lol
What did you want from the event
The die hard gun and snowman outfit
Is misandry against the server rules
you must be proud being an American @sly jackal
id rather live in iran

its actually 1 of the places o wanna go to
M*rica š¤¢
iran practically want back to pre-medieval times though, 100% islam full throttle
#garbage š„
i like to experience different cultures tbh
middle east is the only decent place left
excluding syria and other countries like that
most zoomers has no idea that iran used to be as free and proud as america in the 1970s before globalists took over, waging wars for natural resources and funneled cultures that dont synchronise with western cultures and values for several deceades
it was the afghan invasion that fucked up everything
that meme is what globalists wants you to believe
You

you proud of being an American @full violet
i dont know for sure but a good portion of it was the bolsheviks, jewish organisations, WEF and using the "communism/nuclear wars" as a scapegoat "threat" for nato (the globalists own army) kind of like sourcing for natural resources in gta online from your ceo office
Masalatrix
the globalists and america benefits immensely from the war in ukraine
what about the usa matrix
Blud
and i still cant figure out why jewish oligarchs invest in the nazi branded army in ukraine who was previously banned from mainstream medias
which ban was lifted after russia invaded
race baiting is what the globalists wants you to focus on
im talking about a few organisations of few disgustingly rich people, im not talking about jewish people
what ?
you dont know what a globalist is ?
on cs go ?
sigh..
glowie much ?

He looks like an old rishi sunak
Are shark cards worth it?
sunak.. fauci ? just different sides of the same coin
knowledge is power and glowies glow in the dark
wtf are you 2 talking about
nancy?
u mad ?
yes
cyabro
resistance is futile talking points
they glow in the dark
Is that mo salah
celebrating the achievements of your own people is based af
didnt know argentina had so many beautiful women until the world cup
They're all under 18
Lol
He didnāt stutter
pedo vibes
facts
if I assign a buisness to the nightclub do I need to buy the upgrades for the buisness to maximise nightclub efficiency?
do women in argentina die once they reach 19 years old or what do you mean ?
Yeah they do
damn that sucks
if that was true Bun would be dead by now
Ask in #šāgta-discussion
@lavish flame
lol
What is Steamship?
sounds like a big sauna in finland, those you keep afloat out at sea
Speaking of saunas I'm heating mine rn
I love heating my sauna
youre from finland ?
Or what do you know about it
Yeah man I'm finnished
lol
Everyone run away
Ajs on the loose
the finns are lucky, fucker have saunas in their apartments
saunas are great
When did u become free ?
Didnāt a mod lock u up
They were let loose
yeah, im gonna build one some day for sure.. ive got heritage with land reaching out at sea
sauna party all summer
w
sauna relaxes you!
Yāall remember this lmao
HAHAHA
What does illegitimate account profile mean
Today????
š
Anyone else getting the rockstar services are unavailable screen?
I bet a lot of people tell you their services are unavailable to you
not on pc at least
If you know what I mean
try jumping into a contact job and see if it clears up
denial of service or some other quick job u can clear solo
never even heard of this problem
acidlab, no more toreador in heists, quality of life improvements such as fixing the broken gunlockers and etc
second installment coming before new years eve, or at least so ive heard
we'll be able to deal drugs on the streets whilst keeping a relatively short capacity of drugs on our characters spontanously
Anyone wanna eat my ass for funsies š¤Ŗ
aye
wassup everyone
anyone here own a Nintendo switch?
besides me
?
if your a Nintendo hater donāt respond to me

Me
why are the joycons so easily scratched
are yours easily scratched to?
bro I didnāt even do shit and I just shined my phone light onto there and boom bruh multiple scratches tf

ig this is why Nintendo makes there product so shitty they want you to buy more of there accessories huh 
My cousin's switch joycons were all scratched up so I polished it with my nano polisher and ceramic coated it lol
i c I c
are they suppose to be easily scratched�
on god I did not scratch my joycons it just looked like that when I shine the light onto my joycons
It's a somewhat soft plastic so it's not surprising they get swirled up through normal handling
o bruh
then is it still considered mint condition anymore if you just fucked up yo switch by USING it 
i still have the box and everything else in well conditioning Iām just mad disappointed my joycons got fucked up so easily š¤¦āāļø
@clear ember whachu talking about
Nintendo switches being fucked by scratches I didnāt cause
Rip, they'd just be cheaply made therefore shitty materials used, what do you expect for Nintendo? Quality made products? All they seem to care about is their bottom line
What should i choose for the big one
Subtle
Obvious
bro it really confuses me how the fucking screen is in mint conditioning easier then my fucking joycons and I didnāt even do shit to my joycons 
Hey, @inner oyster It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #šroles select your platform then you'll be able to view #šāgta-discussion š
yeah I think they do that so you can buy more of there product so they get money 
Well Iām gonna get a new set of joycons in the future maybe not rn though they 90 dollars for just 1 pair 
i migrated to e&e and lost all my aircrafts and my hangar in f zancudo
rockstar stupid af
atleast now you can get GTA + š¤©
Hey, @lavish flame It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #šroles select your platform then you'll be able to view #šāgta-discussion š
canāt get enough of gta to the point you have to bring gta topic in gorilla chat
sarcasm is bad
it fits my personality
Lol
Iām offended
Hi
Allahuakbar
š©
W darkest
Nice
Lol
Lol
Where is starboard
Lol
Looks deserted anyways
That looks like a bombable kontry
No Iāve never seen that flag in my life
Canāt wait to bomb it tho
I probably seen that flag hung up in a Food Bank
Lol
Lol
Guinea?
Thatās the Australian flag
š³šæ Australia
@flint shore mute this clown
Hes my master no
Beck
YO
WH tf
Who
Is violating me
Watch when I find. There @
@lavish flame send it me
It was the femboy
@lavish flame R U mad
Shall I shag ur nan
Donāt ever violate me
Lil Prick

Hit him with a gingerbread
Lol
Iāll snap his nans pussy into prices
Pieces
That'll do

Why u delete it like he gonna see that
Hi

Tgg š¤¢
I might kiddnap kids in ethiopia
Isnt it already bombed
I will commit war crimes in Bosnia again
Hi
Hi
Do you want to bomb peru with me
Sure
š³
Fbi is not able to bomb peru
Ik il
i don't like to run :-)
I will rather kill women in Srebrenica, Bosnia
I will commit war crimes in paraguay
How
I will avenge my fallen friend Ante PaveliÄ
Canada
Lol



