#💬┃gorilla-chat
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na
me
Smelly pill
What the fuck
nightmare u the type of guy to believe sernando's vids @ivory copper
Can’t find lfg
nobody does that
u do
no you do
no u
He has a crush on sernando
I can hear you watching him when i visit your mom
haram

HARAM
Had to be done
ik you have a crush on sernando
yeah he does
Ik you have a crush on deez nuts
Ik your mom has a crush on me
u don't even have balls wtf u talking about
nah thats you
He does but they are blue balls
💀
i clearly do thats why your mom likes me so much
facial?

no
Haram
bro agreed that he has blue balls
You are racist
mod harassing
aint say that nowhere

Chat going gay
u said "clearly i do "
Where

Woah what
What.
💀💀💀
Bro didn't wanna get banned
Bro has get out of jail free cards
@lavish flame sorry babes was a joke 😘
what
Daddy someone is calling you babe
neither does casino then so casino still better
Mom
Dad
I tried the tactic with casino but that shit was mad boring
Even worse than cayo ngl
@lavish flame yk what to do

Why mom and dad fighting ?

passive business for money>> and in the mean time you can try races or other missons
Dad you watch por ik
I just go around doing absolutely useless shit
And eventually sell nightclub

imagine gtao
wha
they gonna divorce
once I was driving the bus for 1 hour with traffic rules 💀
Don't watch por it's bad for your health dad
porn
proof of report
Shit

Stfu
Daddy's milk
bro this chat weird
First time?
no
Then why u surprised
whenever sheeshmaster is here chat is gonna get gay

no don't do it
?ban
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no
hello im new to the server :D
Ok
Who asked
Im actually gonna do it if u dont stfu
lol
Wassup
the sky :)

lol
dont ban @woeful hamlet
Have a gay day
anyways im lookin for friends for gta 5 online cuz im lonely ;-;
Great*
ok
Gay*
first time ?
Bye
go to lfgs
wtf i just check my bank and it says that i have $1000000 and i just starting playing yesterday
im not a waster
yeah thats what happens when you buy the game
did u buy ce?
you have to buy it to get gta lol
idk i kinda got scammed
it was a christmas present from my mom that she said that i can open lol
gta was?
how so?
yus
i bought premium version had the code and the code wouldn't work on my region 
for CE
bruh I never heard of a code
oh right
Oof
mh well ig thats misfortnue
yh
Had a question. How do I get the tgg background on my rank card
skill issue
Bruh
Join his crew
How? Where?
E
someone asked me recently if I’m autistic
" you know when you were on the toilet and you had diarhea without realising you were still wearing pants? That was me Barry,"
I’m autistic as shi-
go to #🤖┃bot-commands and do !rank
BEK
Who
bro I think he means in gta
I missed u
oh
No. I mean in discord server
E
In bot commands
stop
Missed you
😭
hello mlady
Didn't work. Still black background
1 min
hello sharp
Ok
sadly not
Oh
Me when I see a fat person at the gym ( I don't want them improve, I need someone to bully)
@indigo vapor do !top (I think) and go to the link
R.I.P Cow :((
Ok 👍
Ok I'll try
Ya know
Top in crosh does weird stuff
you have to log in first
Crosh is a chrome developer feature
what are you ranting on about
Do you have a chrome book
me and my friend made one overheat the other day
Cause control+alt+T opens up crosh
Ok
ok cool idc

Are you okay
No
Can I get you to stfu
Yo guys I need help, when I open my game the aspect ratio is 800:900 and it dosent allow me to change it? Any fix?
we dont want to know how to steal ips buddy
try changing it from your computer settings maybe?
Ok
i have learned a lot by him
My name isn’t buddy though
Yay
Where exactly do I do that?
master
in your settings
Try purchasing a console
Oh in crosh type in help_advanced
don’t remember caring
Son
im 54

I’m 78

Ok but the problem is only with gta
yesterday you were 13
fair enough
Don’t remember asking 🤓
I didnt say that though did I?
Y e s
did you even go in your gta graphics settings to change it at least?
i grew a lot also yesterday i was 14 now im 13
E
Cool
stop
Well I gtg love y’all
E
Yea I tried that's what I meant by it dosent allow me to change it
godamn it
yk
and have you tried with other games?
E
Ok bye E
Yes
fuck off
E frfr
It's only gta
and you’re trying to play gta5?
someone help me on my cayo setups
You shouldn’t say that
Yes
mh weird one second
ok so @west mortar did you get any messages about your gpu or something when launching the game?
No
yeah I got a message saying something about “needing access to system 32”
cool music
It worked! Thanks guys @elder pumice @crisp summit
mh weird hold on again
btw @west mortar its the full game thats got the bugged ratio right? like not just the cutscenes or idk
Yea full game
Everything
can anyone help me get some money idm the mission i just need to get a kosatka
I need u I need u I need u rn 😩
@crisp summit the problem got fixed, weird but it allowed me to change the ratio now but thanks a lot for your help
@west mortar whats your default res on your pc?
oh bruv np ig lol, mightve been a small bug, that game is filled with them
Yes
anyone know how to change their primary target in the casino heist?
cancel and redo heist again
Hi
Hey @tough jungle, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Hey @elder pumice what do you call a train carrying chewing gum?
A-train
A chew chew train.
that was kind of a good 1
Oh really
being hated on for a joke
Oh well do you want another one?
yes
Imma come up with one
ok
yeah i want another 1
this one was more of a let down
OK wait lemme give you another one if it ain't gonna make you laugh imma escort myself out
alr bet
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months, they say his days are numbered.
lol
OK do you want another one?
yh
OK
Grandma: Back in our days, you could buy bread, milk, soaps, spices, eggs, meat, all for a dollar.
Little Kid: You can’t do that now. They have CCTVs everywhere!
alr ima find someone to do cmm2 with
lol
grandpa : back in our days u could buy ppl
chewsday innit bruv
You know what since you guys like these ill post jokes here everyday
incorrect since griefers hover on a motorcycle
Dis they change sniping on Xbox I feel I walk too slow when zoomed in on my scope
@elder pumice do i get permission to post jokes here every day?
@teal cargo go into first person much faster
fuck you
Yea I’ve started to do that but is it permanent or just cuz of the snow
please don't quote my above message guys.
they float in air
no one is stopping you
But they have two legs yes kapitan?
fuck you (can i get a mute now?)
Bek do you want a joke
they can spawn in more legs
no thanks
Hi @scenic jungle
only if you ping me so i get to see it
hi, how are you doing?
no
doing ok u?
ofc ofc
Its infinite money
The best money making method, and its so fun
I dont understand why ppl say it requires no skill, clearly the hacking and headshotting all those guards are some skill that cannot be compared to tryhards
I usually spent 12 hours a day begging for help to do cayo preps in #🚔┃gta-discussion and get insulted byt i dont care, im safe in my 20 yr old basement
And i spent the other 12 hours screaming at rockstar why they made cayo perico so hard, while also making 12 mil a day, 1400$ more than professional, that means im better than him in the game right!?
Im also extremely against pvp, imagine ppl using rpgs, why dont we just help eachother? Be friendly?? That would make the world a much better place
Pvp players have made gta the worst game, but i think pvp sucks and its bad and should be removed from the game
I also think oppressor mk II should be removed from the game, lazer should also be nerfed or also be removed because its too overpowered
Dont tell this to anyone but its my alt account, i pinged tgg once asking him to do setups together but they banned me
When i see a guy killing someone in a session i always kill them, feel like a hero, like spiderman in the movie
But I always start crying when he is better than me l, its so sad. Thats why pvp is bad
Btw my id is ilovecayoperico#6969
It would be nice to have a gamer girlfriend
@elder pumice purpose fulfilled
tf
I'm gonna make up a good joke and come back here
what are u ranting on about
aint reading all that
i aint reading all of that
alr 💀
lol
what are u ranting on about
This cayo rant was from 2 years ago
I was mad af when cayo was introduced and ppl just forgot about casinos
dont tell me you wrote that
lol bro wanted gamer gf whoever originally made that

I wrote this 2 years ago, this was just a copy paste

🗿
Its sarcasm 😭😭😭
just broke out in tears because of rejection 
@scenic jungle just spam him and he'll mute you
alt account???
nah man fuck him.
looks like written by Ai
OK I guess so bro
bye
What has four wheels and flies? Garbage truck
bye
Its sarcasm calm down
Its to make fun of cayo grinders who asked so much help in general chats that they got banned that they made an alt to ask for help in general chats again
Thank god
1 and a half years*
Also a deluxo.....
ik he was awkwardly laughing while he was typing it
I have come up with another joke
you don't know what sarcasm is.
he had butterflies in his tummy
Guaranted to make bek laugh
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. @elder pumice @sly jackal
bend over bek i'll make sure you laugh 😈
July 26th 2021
haha, thats class lol
There are two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. @sly jackal
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
Is dark humour okay in here@elder pumice
whats up animu fembois
Nah
who is the animu fanboy
#FreeAkuma
Bro
free the mandem akuma
hi catboi
sup
The new festive surprise is the best festive yet
#NothingisFree..... - LESTER
nun much, trying to be a grown up taking care of the kitchen but i got stuck with some julmust in front of the pc
hbu
just me that gets a lot of raids on my mc stuff?
bro just go to gta discussion
fine
didnt they recently shut down some raids due to some bug ?
Cuz it's full then it gets raided faster
Ayo last time i'm ever helping a new player @shadow orchid. Man made me quit the b2b when it was my turn to recieve the cayo he is that bad
oh
report him
usually you dont need help with a job that only requires 1man though, sounds like cope
fr
only need to tell the man to follow you if hes bad
skill issue
If you got alot of gold i wouldnt do solo tbh
Homie kept triggering the alarm
I did and homie shot the jug with a pistol
tell him to follow you, problem solved
he has the listening skills of a wet tampon
just leave session and find someone else
XD
bye
take care bro
hello
sup
i just got a x box series s and i want to buy gta v on it but i cant bc the country im for isint on x box can any one help
change your country on the xbox to uk or us
i tried and it dosent work
Bro im not gonna read that
Cayo is still great
I never mentioned anything abt fun or skill
people are complaining because they made it more of a challenge, its still the best money/hour ratio
and it was far too easy imo
Im so disappointed
Whatsuppp
come kill me you ass player, lZZzzZzzZ
“Having a gamer girlfriend might be nice” 💀 idk if that’s W rizz or L rizz
you get a 3 hour cooldown for doing it solo and it's impossible to do duo without breaking stealth
Not true you just need a competent partner
idk having a girlfriend might be nice
not since the new nerf
Interesting
you can't grab secondary targets without breaking stealth
w rizz for sure
💀

Wrong
My friend just did a duo completly stealth with full lootbags so idk what Beks saying
did you do it since the new update?
No
He did it like 15 mins ago
then you'll break stealth
hm

that's almost impossible to do it duo
why what happened to cayo
unless you got someone with good comms
Could be lying cuz he likes to flex
they can spot dead bodies now
Only jug routes changed though right?
Jug route didnt change
I heard it did
ask in gta discussion
You are like a gatekeeper that sends everyone to GTA discussion with these kind of questions
duh it's gta related question
True
But there was a GTA discussion in this chat a couple msgs ago
But cuz they mods you aint sending them away right ?
Start to read from here
lol ofc im not gonna argue with a mod that's dumb
Good evening ladies-gentelmen how yall doing.
Damn that's been some time since i saw you
but i'm not saying go to gta disc just bc i ccant bother answering
they find more help there
which one?
what
Bek and nightmare
idk about Bek but Nightmare it's good
Beks too
you can discuss about gta and other stuff here but it's best if they ask their questions in #🚔┃gta-discussion
exactly what i said they find more help there
he is the most normal human being i met on Dc
Sorry?
i mean u can ask here but nobody's gonna answer
he doesn't act like he is special lol
lol no one is
Bek didn't seem bad to me but everyone has different opinions i guess
bro what
Lilbadatrap is gone yk
idk every mod with me so far has been good so can't say anything only shit ones are the normal ppl
literally they can't stand you so they will make sure that you are gone
cringe
Fr
there few good ones from the normal ones Old Giga it's 1 of them
maybe i am meant to be more with the older generation..
I am talking about in general it's better to be with similar age or older
Poor cow

Where do you find gta crews that you can join?

All these new ppl wouldnt know who he was / is




I’d tell you to blow your brains out, but I’m pretty certain there’s nothing there. @everyone Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas.

you know i am born on April..
Did you know your incubator had tinted windows? That explains a lot.


Umm
I gave out all my trophies a while ago, but here’s a participation award.
Too early but thanks
Guys
And girls
Name a ape that is big and strong
np, You do realize we tolerate you.
meowdy
is that you?
that's the life..
Anyone ps4 and wanna help make eachother money jus started playing the game again
@swift echo Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.

before chatting you must pick role
..
Hey @swift echo, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
you must love the emoji
Yup

simp
I need help. My gta keeps kicking me out from sessions and jobs with other players in them and saying they left but that is not true. If you have any information or fixes please dm me and let me know.
Net issues
Are you talking about internet connection? I’ve rebooted and restarted everything still no luck
forward your ports
should be fixed
How do you forward ports?
That is a definite no
nah wasn’t talking to her

engaged
virgin
yes
fat lie
Engaged non-virgin?

maybe for you
Damn he was supporting you

The betrayal
truth


imagine me playing WOTLK
females encounter search for help..
me Gta player gtfo...
when you are in toxicity for so long you are about to miss it....
skill issue
nobody cares..

can see who does
nobody
could ask you the same question
who said ive got this issue

boost more whamen on vidya boi
push 2.4k mmr so u can find a lonely disc priest
fr
have you hard of the noplis ?
no
A Norwegian, a German and a bellman were out hunting
In the evening when they were sitting by the campfire, the German said:
Today I shot 4 rhinos, 1 monkey and 1 Lion.
Then the Norwegian said:
It's nothing, I shot 8 rhinos, 2 river horses and 9 leopards.
Then Bellman said:
Yes, I shot 12 Noplis myself.
The other two thought. "What are noplis?" But they did not ask..
?
The next day at the camp fire, the German said:
I have shot 5 warthogs, 7 gorillas and 10 chimpanzees.
Then the Norwegian said:
I have actually shot 9 gorillas, 8 warthogs and 2 crocodiles.
Then Bellman exclaimed:
This time I shot 74 noplis.
They thought the same as the day before, but did not ask then either
The next day by the campfire, the Norwegian and German talked about their endeavours and when it was Bellman's turn, he said:
Today I found the noplis nest, I shot 200 noplis!
bruh
Then they asked:
What is a noplis?
...
There are small things running around and saying "NO PLEASE, NO PLEASE"
Bellman replied.
lol
@sly jackal eh I'm confused
Hi
why's that
L
An ICBM blew up over the power grid

cod moment

L
Stop talking
Turn off phone
go play in the snow

Sleep
Excercise
Touch grass
Theoretically speaking you can play in GTA including snowball fights
so much to do
He cant

Why
Candlelight cardplay
Because any modern game
Why don’t you guys install batteries
So that your house doesn’t just die if the power goes out
what if they forget to charge them tho lmao
Bruh
I have in my home
They automatically charge when there is power
And turn on when there isn’t

solar pannels xD
thats what we have, we somewhat get free electrisity but only when the sun is shining
bruh is that all you say
Heyyy my socially incorrect epithets
Looks like it
What's up?
hey bro
Yes @solar obsidian
@lavish flame merry christ bea-zee-itch
do you see my roles?

Oh OK I guess so
Y’all should eat the brown snow it taste like chocolate
Did you try it?
Then how do you know?
Wsp
Cos I don't think you got friends
Bro you did that like 5 mins ago and then came back from the back door
Bro why it take u so long to type
Why does it take you so long to type?
Same reason
You ain't even finished typing
Yeah cuz
See two words took you entire minute
Think before u talk
Look whos acting like a bitch

U mean brat bro can't spell


Bro I know more spelling then your dirty ass
Bro I know more bitch's then yo ugly ass
Y’all meet joe?
Joe mama
Nah
Old joke
He is personally too scary
Fr
Always grins at me like he bout to do something......
Bro can't do shit


.

Inappropriate
Guys, I saw TGG guide in hangar, but I still don't know what cargo to source and how many I should have for the bonuses

It isn't good bro we got better businesses @dreamy delta
Yeah
Meth
Can someone help me with a doomsday setup
Methamphetamine is better than cocaine?
I need to do other stuff while MC and bunker is full
Bro this isn’t gta discussion
no
@dreamy delta Cayo?
@dreamy delta Diamond?
Pc and Xbox
PS
Xbox
Ok
i play on nintendo 64
Messed up the b2b so I don't have cayo for now
I play on the wii U
@sly jackal Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
Lol
fuck off nightmare 🤣

Lol
Any one wanna help me do cayo set ups when were done with cayo setups I'll give u 85%?
This bot
@nocturne carbon me?
No stop asking
@nocturne carbon Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.

I won't do it
Any one wanna help me do cayo set ups when were done with cayo setups I'll give u 85%?
Is bro gay?
Hey @nocturne carbon, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
No
whats the cmd for that?
milk fucked your dad then had a baby?
Who’s jay
hows life today
i busted a nut so ur power would come back thank me 
crazy
omg that pfp
animu femboi
boomer
bro down bad tremendously
Uwu
Ayo
that pfp tho
Ye ik its hot
ye
Nah💀
Damm
گ
ur pfp look like he's sucking dick
Exactly
Creams
exactly why u should come here in detroit
Thank you man ur is a hottie too
Ye
-220 wth
Bro said minus two hundred and twenty
No flex my pp is 0.00000000000000001cm big
bros a ice cube at that point
bro stawp
nah
yh weather so hot
Man is pure ice
fr
fr 🥶
Mines normal
bros insides are blue
i cook meth here
🥶
Normal day in trinidad
no detroit
Next GTA finna be in Detroit
it's 16© where I'm st
Bro lives in the underground of ohio 100%
at*
Who
The gta 6 charcters
nah red notice is under Antarctica
Its 4 out here
Heres 2
Oh lol
Theres
bro don't tell these feds my location
LOL
LMAO
Im coming
gl
We gonna smash
fr
im in india rn
Bros with the feds now
i was using vpn
damn
Thats my religion indian
is indian a religion?
Bro said indian religion
red notice bring me to Canada
But its hindu really

🤣
yeah zaddy
Nooo i meant hindu
bro speaks indian
Yes
when u send kay pic
Hindi
Kay said u was weird
red notice how old r u
True

Indian girls cook good
15
she's 19
No flex
idc
okay
age of consent is 14 here
Boof?
yes
BRO💀
who gon stop me
me
I just got here what are we talking about
What
Mans already talking about thr age of consent
no bc ill fuck u too if i have to








