💬┃gorilla-chat

[neat berry]

Anyone free to help my with an oppressor mk1 trade price mission?

[queen compass]

@honest crag hi im back my phone is charging

[upper fractal]

Hey @neat berry, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[queen compass]

Im not pc

[lavish flame]

lfged failed

[cunning oriole]

i like ducks

[thorny wren]

if you still need help when im home

what do we have to do @neat berry

[neat berry]

uhh I don’t rlly know

Its pretty easy I think

[lavish flame]

Yes.

[neat berry]

lmk when can do it

[thorny wren]

sounds good my rockstar is fiftydrum

[neat berry]

Are you free right now?

My rockstar is quannnic

I’ll add u

[thorny wren]

na not rn I’ll be home in like an hr ish I wanna say

[neat berry]

ight

ping me or msg me when ur free

[cyan torrent]

E

EEeEeEeeeeeEeEeeEeEeeeeeeEe?

[scenic jungle]

yes e

[cyan torrent]

E

[simple salmon]

I just quit my job as a senior architect / designer where I was making $108,000/year to pursue my dream: Grand Theft Auto 5 content creator on TikTok

[simple salmon]

what do you mean L

This is clearly a major W

[tawny galleon]

Thats about £95k a yr
No offence lad but u r dumber than the kids who play gta or watch tgg😂

[cyan torrent]

E eeeeeee e eeeee eeeee eee eeee eeeee

[simple salmon]

Bro GTA 5 is a great game. I entrust my life with Rockstar who we all know is an incredibly dedicated and talented studio. Rockstar is easily the best developer out there, they've never disappointed 😎

[tawny galleon]

Lol

[simple salmon]

Is that you with your family

[tame shard]

Why does my game take forever to load into acid lab place …?

[tawny galleon]

Na i would never hit women

[simple salmon]

You're having a bad trip, you're hallucinating that it hasn't loaded yet when it actually has !!! (drop 400ug of acid right now to fix this problem)

#1020992000633348146 bruh Discord really integrated Reddit into their own app. Epic

[tame shard]

Bruh no way this shit takes this long im even on nex Xbox

[simple salmon]

Slam your Xbox with a bat. Violence always solves tech issues

[unreal echo]

Alright enough don’t do that again

[cyan torrent]

But…

I’m the E lord

[unreal echo]

And i’m the Mute lord

[thorny wren]

you have a mic ? @neat berry

[neat berry]

nah not rn

also it’s fine I’ve already done the mission

[thorny wren]

say less bro

[cyan torrent]

:((

[lavish flame]

lmaoooo

[thorny wren]

📠

[lavish flame]

what a waste of time playing fortnite

[thorny wren]

also 📠

I thought it was terrible now ?

[lavish flame]

no way you play fortnite

[thorny wren]

didn’t even download it when I bought my pc bc I heard it sucked

it’s also the hardest game to learn n master tbh

[lavish flame]

it will always

[thorny wren]

Okay that’s just not true

[lavish flame]

i have tried it you bimbo

[thorny wren]

I can’t use the account that I spent thousands of dollars on so I won’t be playin it unless I turn on my ps

the email I used I deleted so I can’t get the verification code to sign on

such a L

[lavish flame]

pov: you have 1000 crowns

[thorny wren]

they prolly won’t do anythin bc I can’t prove it’s my account

[lavish flame]

family misses you

every fortnite player be like

pov: you forgot the color of grass

[thorny wren]

can’t see the grass where Iive

too much snow

[lavish flame]

pov: you have background baby noises with ur mic on

[thorny wren]

lol yes

[lavish flame]

old enough to not play fortnite anymore

[thorny wren]

pov: you spend your time hatin on people who play a specific game in a discord server

[lavish flame]

pov: every lobby you in its only polish people

[thorny wren]

not old enough to act like an adult styll

[lavish flame]

pov: you used your monthly pay pn fortnite skin

rather than buying a new game

well im saying this to most fortnite players bro

[thorny wren]

@lavish flame where do you buy your games

[lavish flame]

it is fun at first but id rather play war zone

[lavish flame]

steam

[thorny wren]

OG Fortnite was so fire fr

[lavish flame]

og only

[thorny wren]

damn you over payin my boy

[lavish flame]

now its full of sweaty

people

[thorny wren]

fr so sweaty, but warzone is dog shii

absolute dog shii

yes

not warzone

warzone is actually aids

[lavish flame]

copium

[thorny wren]

im about to put you on @lavish flame

[lavish flame]

where

[thorny wren]

Look up G2A

[lavish flame]

and

buy what

[thorny wren]

everything you wanna play tf you said you buy games on steam you’re trippin

[lavish flame]

im planing on buying forza horizon 5

[thorny wren]

I thought that was strictly an Xbox game ?

like god of war is ps

[lavish flame]

nope

its on steam

[thorny wren]

wordd

[lavish flame]

microsoft owns xbox did you know that

[thorny wren]

I’m not into games like that but see if there’s a steam key for it

[lavish flame]

forza was made from microsoft

[lavish flame]

nope

[thorny wren]

yakno I did know that so I have no idea why I assumed it was just on Xbox

[lavish flame]

keys can only be activated from their original store

only

[thorny wren]

what

[lavish flame]

forza s original store is microsoft store

not steam

but it is there

thats technology knowledge my boi

[thorny wren]

https://www.g2a.com/forza-horizon-5-pc-steam-account-global-i10000256484045

lol

[lavish flame]

it says steam account broo

it will give you a steam account

a new one

[real osprey]

Never selling in a full lobby ever again

[lavish flame]

with the game on it

[thorny wren]

why

bro what

[real osprey]

Griefers, then they left

[lavish flame]

did people like me put u down

[real osprey]

Major L

[thorny wren]

it’s actually frustratin lmao I got raided the other day n didn’t kno if you die you lose everything so I just rushed n got slapped

[lavish flame]

flash news ur cargos sell price will increase for 1% for each player in lobby

gta update

[real osprey]

1.2 M just gone🥲

[lavish flame]

not worth

[real osprey]

Nice thx

[lavish flame]

always been there wym

[thorny wren]

Yuuh but there’s that one kid on an oppressor with an RPG :(

[lavish flame]

never delivered a cargo lol

[lavish flame]

not one, many

[thorny wren]

exactly

such an L

[lavish flame]

yea bro

[real osprey]

Is the arcade worth it

[thorny wren]

def not

[lavish flame]

they come after me too but i make them leave

[thorny wren]

only good when you have everythin else or for the heist

and you need hella machines, the night club and work lock up is the best

and bunker but mines so far it’s frustrating

[lavish flame]

yes bcs you can do preps in solo without disturbances

and selling cargo in solo is bad

[real osprey]

Night club✅ bunker ✅ weed✅

[lavish flame]

xD

[thorny wren]

na fuk weed

work lock up >

sorry cocaine

[real osprey]

Okay so I should invest

Or meth

[thorny wren]

na cocaine

and upgrade the staff then equipment when you can afford it

I was abt to buy an agency for 60% off with upgrades n when I went to do it the stupid sale ended n it went from 3M to max out back to 5. whatever

[real osprey]

Ooof

You have more than 1m😂

Can’t relate

[thorny wren]

I just bought the game on Saturday

and played it for like three days straight absolutely grinding

[lavish flame]

you wasted all your money

[thorny wren]

me?

[lavish flame]

should have saved fir kosatka

thats the best money making

[thorny wren]

I still have like 2 sumn what’s kosatka

[lavish flame]

very few preps, quick heist, ez preps, can do solo

1.5 m an hour

[real osprey]

Yeah but I can spend money on business’s, then get money to buy it. Plus I’m not like the best GTA player in the world and I can’t just play with randoms

[lavish flame]

submarine

focus on that

[real osprey]

Okay bet

[lavish flame]

if you’re willing to make money

[real osprey]

Yes lmao I’m killing myself trying

[lavish flame]

kosatka heist can be done all solo

even the last

you can go alone

[real osprey]

Thank god

[thorny wren]

the only thing I’ve bought was the lock up since I just bought the game I got a few free things

[lavish flame]

yes

[thorny wren]

really ima look this up rn then

[lavish flame]

thats why kosatka its the best

cuz arcade is long and cant do heist alone

minimum 2 players

[thorny wren]

yea it’s bs

and you’re not always stealing diamonds it can be four things

[real osprey]

Okay when I get it all done I’ll lyk 😂

Probably 2 years

[thorny wren]

I saw that paintings are the best for two people bc it takes less time to take them compare to taking a cart of money/gold/diamonds

[real osprey]

Yes it’s like 15 secs

[thorny wren]

yea instead of thirty

I haven’t played since it released on the 360 so I had to watch some videos and catch up on all the new shit over the years

[lavish flame]

plus the hacking its hard

[thorny wren]

Yuuh I saw that too if you’re not good at it

[lavish flame]

yup

hacking in cayo perico is easy

[thorny wren]

i didnt buy the arcade bc ion have any friends to play with so I’ve just been stealin supplies for my counterfeit, cocaine, warehouse and bunker

[lavish flame]

rip no friends

[thorny wren]

well no internet friends

the ones I do have don’t play games and all my real life friends don’t have pcs

and GTA isn’t cross compatible is it ?

[lavish flame]

no its not

[thorny wren]

yea none of my friends have pcs except one and I bought gta for him to play with me but he doesn’t even play it lmao

I lost a full product bar bc of that fkn raid fml

[violet plover]

Ratio

[lavish flame]

Dont

This chat is full of starter packs

Cant see another og leave

[real osprey]

Lmao I’ve been playing since the game launched. Account got banned, not used to this new shit

[undone zenith]

makes the game boring

[broken nebula]

the act 2 glitch was a very fun way to get money imo

got annoying after a while tho

[deft vector]

TIL the word for a brownie that was made with white chocolate is called a blondie

[broken nebula]

what

[deft vector]

Take a brownie, and swap all the chocolate with white chocolate

That's called a blondie

[undone zenith]

Skill issue for what

Xbox players 😴😴😴

[lavish flame]

aaahahahah

[leaden meteor]

average xbox user

sometimes

[ivory copper]

Imagine

yall doin arguing over consoles in 2022

Get a life fr

[honest crag]

fr

[leaden meteor]

average aftermath comment

[ivory copper]

smartest ps user:

[leaden meteor]

[ivory copper]

[violet saffron]

NOT ME @random gust @dusky turtle LOL

god

[lavish flame]

yall think yall do yall like yall win?

people like you really need some british friends

[broken nebula]

ok

lmao

[timber lava]

My little brother is paralyzed from the waist down

he just told me that some days he wishes he stayed in the nutsack

[vale saffron]

yo

[lavish flame]

you do?

do you got a bottle of wota

[timber lava]

you got a botel a WOTa

[lavish flame]

or you got , brov listen here man, look at that shit, that shit aint it, i aint gon do that fk that, coz to risky

[timber lava]

I’m gonna go to the store and buy some fucking Nutella

y’all want anything

[lavish flame]

damn i good at mimicing idiot americans

[lavish flame]

chips please

[timber lava]

which kind you dipshit

[lavish flame]

lays

with cheese

not spicy

[timber lava]

classic lays or nothing

[lavish flame]

also as for the drink

ice tea

[timber lava]

classic lays best chip of all time

[lavish flame]

classic

bcs they got less air inside

[timber lava]

I’m gonna nut on ya girl Ella

call that nutella

[lavish flame]

nutella, stop eating sweet, chocolate stuff

[timber lava]

Nah fr if I have a kid with a bitch named Ella I’m naming the kid Nutella

She has no choice

[lavish flame]

nutonyouella

[timber lava]

bro did you know your great great grandpa

[lavish flame]

wait

[timber lava]

killed Hitler

[lavish flame]

you got a daughter ?

[timber lava]

no

[lavish flame]

or just you wanna look cool

[timber lava]

bro I said if

[lavish flame]

ah didnt see

the if

[timber lava]

all good lmao

[lavish flame]

getting old

need glasses

[timber lava]

yeah bro but did you know your great great grandpa killed Hitler

[lavish flame]

man no one knows how hitler died

it will always be a mistery

[timber lava]

yeah we do

[lavish flame]

nope

tell me then

[timber lava]

yeah we do

he killed himself that’s why I said your great great grandpa killed Hitler

[lavish flame]

hmm people say so but sus

[timber lava]

if a soldier killed him wnh would they lie

🤨

[lavish flame]

do you support him?

like kanye west

[timber lava]

Hitler????

bro he’s dead how can I support his ass

is he running for President

[lavish flame]

yes

he said so

2024

XD

[verbal compass]

YE2024

[timber lava]

no we voting for adolf

jk jk

don’t ban me

[lavish flame]

bro can someone explain to kanye what hitler has done to black people

[verbal compass]

no one cares

[lavish flame]

does he even know hitler at all

[verbal compass]

YE2024

[timber lava]

we can’t because blacks don’t exist

[verbal compass]

he made graduation + YE2024

[lavish flame]

how can he support him

[verbal compass]

YE2024

[lavish flame]

nutella bro

[timber lava]

because he’s mentally ill no jokes

[verbal compass]

YE2024

[lavish flame]

do you like nuttella?

[timber lava]

just like this 44 idiot

[verbal compass]

YE2024

[lavish flame]

nutella?

[timber lava]

Kanye has been saying dumb shit for at least 5 years so this is really just the limit

[verbal compass]

everyone who says ye is crazy are all media sheep

just following what the media says

following everyone else

[timber lava]

bro denied the Holocaust 😵‍💫

[lavish flame]

no way you did deny it

[verbal compass]

YE2024

[timber lava]

anyways

[lavish flame]

why is ur name maths debate btw

[lavish flame]

u forgot ur shop bro

[verbal compass]

i love debating maths

[timber lava]

because he’s legitimately mentally stupid

[lavish flame]

go take the car keys

[timber lava]

yeah you probably debate against 2+2=4 cuz you stupid

[verbal compass]

okay “DuckGoDuckRun”

[lavish flame]

aahahhahahhaaha

haahaha

[verbal compass]

22+22 = 44

[lavish flame]

he mauled you there

[timber lava]

How can you debate math bro that shit is proven like just get a calculator

😭

[lavish flame]

aaaaaahhhahaah

LLLLL

destroyed

the only thing that is debatable is veganism

no even that no

[timber lava]

nah even then

Vegan girls be debating but then they slob on that cock

like you sure like meat now huh

[lavish flame]

says the guy with a duck pfp 😳

[timber lava]

It’s a goose bruh

[lavish flame]

true

but still

[timber lava]

https://tenor.com/view/morocco-maroc-atlas-lion-lion-morocco-lion-maroc-gif-24619755

[lavish flame]

israel?

[verbal compass]

YE2024

[lavish flame]

NO2024

[verbal compass]

Cum Sock 69

Tee Gee Gee has huge black testicles that i want to lick

test/icle 420

Giga nice person

[leaden meteor]

i can’t stand people that dick ride him

[verbal compass]

your in his fucking discord server bitch ass

[leaden meteor]

i don’t dick ride him, little shit

matter fact i’ve never donated him a cent

[lavish flame]

has he ever donated to you that he is nice? did he pay for your college that hes nice??

[leaden meteor]

nope

@vale saffron are you on child support

[vale saffron]

no my dad didn't pay shit lol

all on my own homie

[leaden meteor]

least you got a few dollars for some smirnoff drinks

[verbal compass]

i dick ride your mum

i like tyler the creators testicles

[vale saffron]

yup got my own money for drinks for sure

[verbal compass]

i suck balls

[leaden meteor]

sounds lovely

[vale saffron]

indeed it is

[verbal compass]

opinions on andrew tate?

let’s hear em

[leaden meteor]

do you like mexican beer

[vale saffron]

tbh i'm strictly smirnoff winecoolers and vodka for the most part lol, i do ride the brand quite a bit

[lavish flame]

everything about mexicain stuff makes you pass out

[vale saffron]

the wine coolers are straight juice

with vodka the shit is nothing

[lavish flame]

even water is druged there

[leaden meteor]

which kind of smirnoff do you recommend

[vale saffron]

get fucked quite ez lol

screwdriver

raspberry with pink lemonade vodka is surprisingly good too

[leaden meteor]

ironically the screwdriver one

[vale saffron]

screwdriver is straight orange juice, it's p good with some vodka

but i like raspberry, pink lemonade

[leaden meteor]

does that come in a 6 pack

[vale saffron]

what raspberry?

or screwdriver

cause both do

[leaden meteor]

no the screwdriver

ok

[vale saffron]

yeah i get the six packs and mix em with reg vodka

[leaden meteor]

is it like at gas stations right

[vale saffron]

yeah

or like grocery stores n jazz

pretty self explanatory really

[leaden meteor]

i’ll buy a 6 pack this weekend to try it out

[vale saffron]

anywhere that sells alcohol you can probably find something

for sure lmk what you think

[leaden meteor]

you say it’s good, so i’ll jus take your word for it

[vale saffron]

screwdriver, raspberry, red white and berry.

those are the flavors i can think of rn

red white and berry used to be a go to when it was avaliable, it was a mix of red cherry, blue raspberry, and citrus

[leaden meteor]

sounds good actually

[vale saffron]

it was for 4th of july but around here it was avaliable year round, like how small my town is they ordered it for me

cause id be taking they're asses outta stock

lmfao

[leaden meteor]

it really be like that for you

[vale saffron]

yeah my town is that small that "i stocked the cooler for you"

cause i'd be a regular

[leaden meteor]

i wanna go to a store and buy it already

[vale saffron]

if you can find red white and berry

that's a good flavor

but screwdriver is iconic cuz obv orange juice and vodka

i bet you could find that somewhere

[leaden meteor]

yeah that’s what i’m planning to get actually

screwdriver

[vale saffron]

yeah get yourself a shot or two with it

you'll get a really nice buzz, honestly i top it off usually

[leaden meteor]

is it like a bottle or can type

[vale saffron]

it comes in glass bottles

[leaden meteor]

that’s great because i prefer glass overall

[vale saffron]

you can find 12 packs of pink lemonade, or they have a variety with pink, blue rasp, pinapple, peach

those are cans

but it's a nice mix

that way you can have multiple days worth, just mix different flavors with vodka or whatever different days

that's what i always do

[leaden meteor]

have you seen the movie friday after next

[vale saffron]

i've watched all i believe

too iconic not to see, i'm huge on stoner movies lol

[leaden meteor]

it reminds me of that one line when katt williams says I’m just gonna get drunk and watch the grinch

[vale saffron]

yeah perfect time for the moment

it's about that time lol

[leaden meteor]

days be going by fast, i don’t celebrate those holidays

[vale saffron]

yeah me either

i still buy christmas gifts for my friends and family

but mostly cuz people be buying shit for me

otherwise i'd say i'm an athiest don't bother

[leaden meteor]

this chat be better than gta discussions, i don’t think ima go back to that chat, what is santa bringing you this year? a pack of smirnoff

[vale saffron]

i'd hope so

i can't find red white and berry, got kinda tired of it having it so much... maybe he could bring me a pack lol

but honestly you'll like it more than i would nowadays lol

[leaden meteor]

how come

[vale saffron]

it's overdone for me, i drank it way too much

used to be a go to

i feel like i wouldn't even like it going back, cause i think i prefer other flavors now

[lavish flame]

🦗

[leaden meteor]

my dad has the same situation

[vale saffron]

i'm personally huge on screwdriver > regular vodka or pink lemonade > pink lemonade vodka

the raspberry wine coolers with pink lemonade vodka is surprisingly good as well

or the variety pack with reg vodka

i just mix coolers with hard liquor tbh

figured out my older cousin does the same, great minds think alike i suppose. lol

[leaden meteor]

sounds lovely, when you’re drunk you start craving food

[vale saffron]

yeah i wish i ate at work today

they have pretzel bun burgers, funnel cake sticks, pretzel bikes, potato wedges

[leaden meteor]

all that sound good

[vale saffron]

they usually offer to make me something, coworkers are sweethearts

[leaden meteor]

chicken wings

[vale saffron]

they definitely have a chicken variety

i've loved the job ever since i started because of the food, i used to get free meals at mcdonald's

so you can see where i'm coming from lol

[leaden meteor]

you get quarterpounders?

[vale saffron]

yeah i used to get a $10 free meal at mcdonalds, every day i worked

i worked there for two years

[leaden meteor]

oh ok

[verbal compass]

cartier yeah yeah yeah

[leaden meteor]

which smoothie you like more

[verbal compass]

come on girl let’s go 🦆

[verbal compass]

strawberry

[vale saffron]

watermelon slushie add whipped cream

[verbal compass]

strawberry >>>

[vale saffron]

it tastes like starburst

[verbal compass]

caramel 😫

[leaden meteor]

yeah that one be hittin

[verbal compass]

caramel milkshake 🤤

[vale saffron]

pink lemonade add whip cream too

[verbal compass]

vanilla or chocolate?

[vale saffron]

just ask them to add whipped cream to your slushie

[lavish flame]

Hello

[vale saffron]

you'll thank me later

[verbal compass]

where at?

[vale saffron]

mcdonalds

[leaden meteor]

they stopped serving those slushies

[vale saffron]

watermelon or pink lemonade with whipped cream

ikr thats what sucks

[verbal compass]

australia maccas don’t sell slushies

do you guys still have bubblegum mcflurries?

[vale saffron]

the year i got let go they got rid of mcribs

and i hated them

if i still worked there i wouldn't have to smell them again

[leaden meteor]

you hate mcribs

[vale saffron]

but onto better things honestly

[verbal compass]

maccas has shit pay right?

[vale saffron]

yes i do lol

[leaden meteor]

nowadays not really

[vale saffron]

my mom loves them for some reason, she said they started tasting bad over the years

i made $12 an hour at mcdonalds

[verbal compass]

fuck that shit

[leaden meteor]

not bad for mcdonald’s

[verbal compass]

i work at coles

i don’t know if you guys know what it is

[vale saffron]

i'm getting paid minimum wage now which is $11.25

[leaden meteor]

minimum wage used to be 7.25 Lol

[vale saffron]

getting paid less now than i was being let go

[verbal compass]

yet again, everything was cheaper

[vale saffron]

so it's not bad

[leaden meteor]

you like frappes slobby

[vale saffron]

tbh i'm not huge on coffee

so i've never tried one

[leaden meteor]

did you ever snuck in some nuggets

[vale saffron]

well yeah my coworkers in the kitchen used to give me nuggets

i would literally ask them "can i get a one piece nugget"

[leaden meteor]

my favorite sauce will always be ranch and sweet N sour

[vale saffron]

im picky just eat em with salt lol

[honest crag]

I think in the 5 years I worked at Domino's I easily "stole" thousands of dollars worth of garlic bread and drinks

[topaz meadow]

Hi I’m new

[honest crag]

Gotta fuel yourself on a 9hr shift somehow

[vale saffron]

lol for sure

[verbal compass]

exactly

[lime quarry]

fs

[leaden meteor]

haven’t ate dominos in awhile

[verbal compass]

fuck man i couldn’t imagine working 12 hour shifts at maccas

[vale saffron]

had to snag a few nugs, had coworkers make me quarter pounders and mcchickens

[lime quarry]

I've only had it once

[honest crag]

Haven't ate Domino's since I quit

[leaden meteor]

why not

[honest crag]

That was almost 3 years ago

[vale saffron]

i haven't had mcdonalds in awhile cause i get free food at a bar 💀

shit be way better

[verbal compass]

fuck the maccas conditions

[leaden meteor]

[verbal compass]

for my age i’d make notbing

[nocturne kettle]

ur not wrong

[leaden meteor]

[verbal compass]

16 i’d make ass cheeks

[topaz meadow]

Hi

[leaden meteor]

you make them but others clap them

[lime quarry]

w name

[vale saffron]

fr they have pretzel buns, instant sale for a burger

i'm addicted

[leaden meteor]

[nocturne kettle]

Why

[verbal compass]

praise god

[vale saffron]

pretzel buns r to die for

[nocturne kettle]

the bar is my number 5 place

[nocturne kettle]

Fuck no

[vale saffron]

pretzel crust pizza as well

literally the greatest

[honest crag]

mmmm pretzels

[vale saffron]

come at me

[nocturne kettle]

Ok those are good ye

[honest crag]

I want to go to NY just to get one of those fresh big pretzels

[nocturne kettle]

Don’t trust me

[vale saffron]

ok but a pretzel bun on a burger is just my life ok

i have them all the time

but i would die for them lol

[nocturne kettle]

I been to ny I froze in 2mins

[proper bronze]

I wanna see a fresh big NYC rodent ;-;

[nocturne kettle]

y’all are made

Mad-

[honest crag]

Dress better

[nocturne kettle]

I HAD 4 coats ON

[lime quarry]

kiss me rn @vale saffron

[leaden meteor]

[vale saffron]

i'll gladly pass

[lime quarry]

nah nah and after u kiss me have esex with me

[nocturne kettle]

😂

[vale saffron]

@mod

[leaden meteor]

[vale saffron]

help pls

[lime quarry]

NAH NAH after we have esex we gon go to a movie

[nocturne kettle]

Call bek

[honest crag]

Too old for you no?

[leaden meteor]

[nocturne kettle]

He’s online

[lime quarry]

damn

[nocturne kettle]

I’m

[vale saffron]

im scared pls help

[nocturne kettle]

Lol

[lime quarry]

sorry slobby

please forgive me for my sins

[honest crag]

I will teleport you soon to a safe location

[vale saffron]

hit up that homie jesus

[nocturne kettle]

Ur name sounds weird

[lime quarry]

/e teleport @vale saffron in my basement

[leaden meteor]

[vale saffron]

noooo

[lime quarry]

fr

lemme fix it

Better

[vale saffron]

idk how imma cope

[lime quarry]

u want some coke @vale saffron

[vale saffron]

y'all wish me luck

[honest crag]

that's the trick, no one copes

[nocturne kettle]

the FUCKING uk is so god DAM cold

[vale saffron]

yeah bro i'm in a basement rn apparently

[honest crag]

maybe, if I feel like it

[vale saffron]

some cope better than others

[lime quarry]

you are in my basement

I'll bring u eggs in a min

the phone down there don't work btw

[leaden meteor]

what are you doing in the basement

[vale saffron]

nah my moms eggs r better

[nocturne kettle]

How much for weed

[vale saffron]

idk /e teleport apparently

[honest crag]

Got teleported unfortunately

[lime quarry]

50$ for 5kilos

[nocturne kettle]

fuck no

[lime quarry]

aight

since we close

[honest crag]

$50 for 5kgs? Holy fuck what're you selling? Grass?

[lime quarry]

50kilos for 20$

[leaden meteor]

imagine

[vale saffron]

my local drug dealer is taking me entirely hostage apparently, so pls help

[nocturne kettle]

yea sure 5 pound

[lime quarry]

do not help

[leaden meteor]

is ok he will bring smirnoff downstairs

[lime quarry]

ok edd

[vale saffron]

i hope so

[lime quarry]

I'll make a deal

[honest crag]

I'll call up my local griefer and get him to send a couple missiles in from his oppressor ez

[vale saffron]

at least help me cope

[nocturne kettle]

Let ‘em out or il call ur worst nightmare

[lime quarry]

20lbs of weed for ,5$

[vale saffron]

i'm in pain already :-(

[lime quarry]

it's very good deal

[lime quarry]

can I bribe u with some weed?

[nocturne kettle]

No

[lime quarry]

hm

what drug would u take

[nocturne kettle]

Ig I have to call ur mom

[lime quarry]

😡

that's not a option

[nocturne kettle]

/calls ur mom

[lime quarry]

/e tp @nocturne kettle in my bed

[nocturne kettle]

😂

I have gun

Il shoot u

Stay tf away

[lime quarry]

/e give @lime quarry ar 15

[nocturne kettle]

Crappy ass teletuby

[lime quarry]

😈

[nocturne kettle]

I have rpg

Am ur local Arab dealer

[nocturne kettle]

Dats what I thought

[lime quarry]

/e give @lime quarry Military aircraft

😈

[nocturne kettle]

😂

I have tank

😆

[lime quarry]

😡

[nocturne kettle]

Now am put my ai turret here and look for a lobby

bye

[lime quarry]

/e put 10000000 mosquitos on @nocturne kettle

ok

bye

[nocturne kettle]

haha

am immune to mosquitoes

lol

I aclly am

😂

[vale saffron]

/e suicide

[nocturne kettle]

[twilit sigil]

lmao in Poland they raised nitro prices and now nitro basic costs more than nitro classic used to

[honest crag]

Now that's a Poland moment

[twilit sigil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1052846058432122891/20221215_111244.jpg

[nocturne kettle]

Wasent nitro like 5 dollars and 5 pounds

[twilit sigil]

idk

I know how much it cost jere

and now it costs more

[nocturne kettle]

How much

[twilit sigil]

standard nitro ~ $10
nitro basic ~$3

[vale saffron]

y'all watch big mouth at all

[nocturne kettle]

wut

[twilit sigil]

naw

[vale saffron]

don't blame u, very weird show lol

idk if i can recommend it

[honest crag]

I liked the first season but it went super weird after that

[hoary venture]

ozark is better

[vale saffron]

i'm on season 4, honestly probably just scammed thru half tbh. lol

[honest crag]

They're up to S4? Lmao last I watched was like halfway through S2

[vale saffron]

it's kinda fun at times when you're under the influence, smoking or whatever

[honest crag]

they're mostly very boring episodes

[vale saffron]

there's just nothing on netflix

[hoary venture]

i couldn’t get through the first episode

[honest crag]

I had the same problem with Bojack

[vale saffron]

if y'all know anything better lmk

[hoary venture]

i recommend breaking bad

[vale saffron]

i've only watched 3 episodes

[honest crag]

I can relate with a self loathing depressed horse but goddamn it's a boring show

[vale saffron]

but that's only hulu isn't it

[hoary venture]

the flash is a great show

[vale saffron]

i've seen all of the flash

[hoary venture]

same

[vale saffron]

i agree with that one 100%

[honest crag]

I've been watching breaking bad and idk man I can't get into it but I do like BCS

[hoary venture]

i like the cw dc shows in general

[honest crag]

And I've been watching prison break for the first time and that's a pretty good show

[hoary venture]

it’s on netflix?

[vale saffron]

yeah idk after ep 3 i was like really what's even goin' with this... i enjoyed it a lil but never continued

i am probably sleeping on breaking bad

[hoary venture]

you are

it picks up in season 3 and 4

[vale saffron]

ok im starting on episode one

since its been forever

i'll take your advice since i was watching big mouth 💀

it is on netflix

[hoary venture]

i’ll watch big mouth eventually

[vale saffron]

meh it's sex ex with a crazy twist basically

oh wait

sex education

the watcher

end of the fucking world

actually good

all on netflix

those are my recommendations

[honest crag]

That's what everyone says and goddamn it's still boring af to me, but I'm weird so

[hoary venture]

i love end of the fucking world

[vale saffron]

yeah idk i was on episode 3 first time and i guess i passed on it after, i'll give it another shot

[honest crag]

I've watched half of BB from Minecraft tik toks and yt shorts tho

[hoary venture]

i’ve watched a majority of family guy through tiktok

[vale saffron]

is that what i'm thinking of, the storyline was where the boy wanted to murder someone and found this girl, and had intentions of doing so but ended up falling in love

[hoary venture]

yes exactly

[vale saffron]

or am i thinking of something else

oh ok

yeah i didn't know if i had it mixed up but i loved that show

the watcher is horror comedy, if you haven't seen that i recommend it

[hoary venture]

i gotta ask a personal question

how long you think a talkin stage should last until makin it into a relationship

[vale saffron]

honestly it depends, i guess i'd try to build a friendship before i move into different territory, i guess make sure you have a bond and connection before you go any further?

i've been through rushed relationships

[honest crag]

Building a friendship is key

[vale saffron]

honestly i'd want until you know for sure

i'd wait until i feel compatible with the individual

make sure we get along and have a good vibe

[honest crag]

In my experience you'll know when it's time to move onto the next stage

[vale saffron]

i feel that a lot of modern relationships, people aren't in it for the right reasons

[queen compass]

Hi 👋

[honest crag]

Building foundations is the most important part of anything in this world

[hoary venture]

i just don’t wanna waste hers or my time talking for 6-7 months to end things off

[vale saffron]

make sure everyone has the good intentions

[honest crag]

Hey buzzard

How're you feeling man

[vale saffron]

6-7 months is a good start, you could go on a date or two if you feel that you're both feeling it

[honest crag]

Unless you're me and seek out toxic relationships 😈

[vale saffron]

some people get married after a year

you're not pushing it @hoary venture

[queen compass]

Almost 4 am can't sleep my throat hurt so bad I can't sleep because it hurts too much

[nocturne kettle]

Sore throat?

[queen compass]

I think it's a cold

[vale saffron]

flu is gonna go wild in illinois with this weather especially

[nocturne kettle]

If ur throat hurts Then it’s sore

[queen compass]

Yes

[nocturne kettle]

yea u need drink hour stuff from now on

[hoary venture]

not to chat abt gta in general but should i waste 6,445,000 on a toreador and akula

[nocturne kettle]

yes toredoar

[vale saffron]

just smoke weed while you're sick
😎👉👉

[nocturne kettle]

Akula no

[vale saffron]

great idea

[queen compass]

I drank like 2 times the thing my mom gave me it was awful but it hurts less when i take it

[nocturne kettle]

Still

Keep drinking hot stuff

[queen compass]

Ok like tea ?

[nocturne kettle]

Yes

I used have a bad sore throat till the point I can’t swallow

[queen compass]

Ok i will make a tea rn ill be back in 5 minutes

[nocturne kettle]

kk

[hoary venture]

red what do you recommend

[vale saffron]

or you could pack a bong

take a few rips

[nocturne kettle]

Toreador

[hoary venture]

send me some weed?

[nocturne kettle]

akula naw

[honest crag]

That sucks man hopefully you get well asap

[hoary venture]

ima not get akula then

[queen compass]

Thx

[honest crag]

Don't give the kid bad ideas smh

[vale saffron]

definitely smoke a vape while you're sick

inhale metal and vomit

[queen compass]

Well should i use the little bags or the leaves?

For tea

[hoary venture]

a vape gave me the flu

[honest crag]

I like leaving leaves in there for a bit more flavour

[vale saffron]

cause i'm so metal, i vape it into my lungs

[honest crag]

You're not metal silly, you're made of flesh and bone

Nice try tho

[hoary venture]

ima convince my mom to get me a vape

[nocturne kettle]

No

[queen compass]

Ok but I don't know how to do tea with only leaves and no bag is it the same or different?

[vale saffron]

don't test me i'm punk rock asf

[honest crag]

If you gotta ask your mum to get a vape you shouldn't be having one

[nocturne kettle]

do u have like hot chocolate or something

[hoary venture]

im an adult tho

[nocturne kettle]

any warm drink will do

[nocturne kettle]

Still no

Am 27 and never vaped

[vale saffron]

where did that come into play

[honest crag]

you use a bag to flavour it and I like to put the leaves in to "season" the flavour of it

[queen compass]

Ok

I will try it

[nocturne kettle]

Wait

[vale saffron]

got the mucbies like crazy rn

[honest crag]

Sadboy said they're gonna convince their mum to get a vape

[queen compass]

Yes but I dont want something with sugar

[vale saffron]

crawling in the kitchen like a rat

[nocturne kettle]

if it’s to the point where u can’t swallow Like

[vale saffron]

hell nah i wasn't being serious 💀

[queen compass]

I can its just hurts

[hoary venture]

i admitted to a crime

[honest crag]

Tea will be better than hot chocolate

[honest crag]

I'm confused

[nocturne kettle]

ok it’s not that bad

[nocturne kettle]

When I had mine I could not swallow I had to go to doctors to get a pill

[queen compass]

It feels like its ripping if you know what i mean

[vale saffron]

i was the one talking about get a vape and inhale metal like nah that don't mean get one fr, thats what i meant

[hoary venture]

i love putting foreign chemicals into my body

[nocturne kettle]

Dose it fell like there like 2 balls stuck in the back of ur throat

[honest crag]

you're too influential obvs

[queen compass]

Yes exactly

[nocturne kettle]

Go to the doctors

u had the same sore throat

I had

[queen compass]

But its like 4 am and my mom sleep

[nocturne kettle]

Ok in the moring

But for now drink something warm

[honest crag]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-air-breath-gif-25846172

[queen compass]

Ok i will go tomorrow morning

[vale saffron]

i'm an icon, i guess everyone wants to be metal like me, cause you can't be metal asf until you vape some into the esophagus

[nocturne kettle]

btw anything with a bit of sugar helps

[queen compass]

Ok

[hoary venture]

i been breathing air for the last few weeks

[queen compass]

Vape is bad

[nocturne kettle]

Vape is worse then cigarettes

[hoary venture]

i hate cigarettes with a passion vapes are just convenient

[queen compass]

Just don't smoke if you never did it

[vale saffron]

good thing i wanna die before 45

[honest crag]

I used to breathe in toxic metal smoke for a living, it was a "metal" experience

[vale saffron]

y'all don't got the same life goals

[hoary venture]

i want to die

[vale saffron]

i wanna die rn

let alone live until 60

[honest crag]

definitely decreased my life expectancy by about 14 years

[vale saffron]

i don't care what kills me

[nocturne kettle]

Have u been drink by any thingcold

[vale saffron]

just do it sooner than later

[honest crag]

Bet

[queen compass]

I never smoked but there is people of my age (14) who vapes and i feel like its not good

[queen compass]

Yes orange juice

[honest crag]

Yeah stay away from vapes

Not good for you

[vale saffron]

they probably wanna die too

[hoary venture]

i don’t see myself living past 25 i have such bad social skills and cannot hold down a job to save my life

[nocturne kettle]

Ice or ice creams?

[queen compass]

Dont worry i will never smoke

[hoary venture]

don’t smoke weed

[queen compass]

No I don't have ice cream at my house rn

[honest crag]

lemonade ice blocks my go to whenever I'm sick

[nocturne kettle]

if someone tells u to try it say no

[honest crag]

Greatest cure

[vale saffron]

what kind of pathetic advise is that

[nocturne kettle]

Vape inf anit cool ngl

[hoary venture]

oh i love weed

but im advising him to not smoke

[queen compass]

Well i don't have lemonade but i have lemon juice

[nocturne kettle]

Don’t be like this dude 😂

[vale saffron]

for sure

that makes sense

[honest crag]

If you're gonna smoke weed wait until your frontal cortex has fully developed

[vale saffron]

i am weed

[nocturne kettle]

Put in ur ice cube thing

[honest crag]

don't want to stunt growth of a brain

[nocturne kettle]

lemon is helpful

[honest crag]

Lemon tea v good

[vale saffron]

mikes hard lemonade?

[nocturne kettle]

Lol

[queen compass]

Ok im doing it should i add water cause its very very sour like yoo Much sour

[nocturne kettle]

Aclly add a bit of lemon juice to ur tea like 2 drops

[queen compass]

I will never smoke anything because i dont want to be addicted

[honest crag]

good

[queen compass]

Ok

Wait im doin it

[nocturne kettle]

Ok

[vale saffron]

good on you, seems like you're smart and you're ready to live a good and happy life

personally i could never

[queen compass]

Yes I don't want to die ik there is people who don't care about life and things like that but i do

[vale saffron]

i'm miserable 24/7, gotta have a bottle and a smoke

[honest crag]

Because he's got an extremely positive role model like me obvs

[hoary venture]

i am not happy

[nocturne kettle]

Most of us do

[vale saffron]

frfr

[queen compass]

I know someone who unfortunately un alived themselves because of bullying

[honest crag]

That sucks man

[nocturne kettle]

kids these days mab

[honest crag]

Sorry to hear

[vale saffron]

most people wanna commit suicide but they're pussy like me so they just indulge in things that kill them earlier on in life

[nocturne kettle]

Mab

Man

[queen compass]

Yeah

[honest crag]

it genuinely makes me upset when I hear about kids doing shit like that

[nocturne kettle]

I fell u

[queen compass]

It makes me sad

Like he wasn't my friend but i knew him

[vale saffron]

y'all imma shut up gn

[queen compass]

Good night

[nocturne kettle]

Btw u should eat something warm aswell

[honest crag]

smh you stay

Don't be depressed by yourself

[nocturne kettle]

ur probs hungry

[queen compass]

I eat soup

For dinner yesterday

[nocturne kettle]

eat something warm before u sleep aswell

[queen compass]

Yes

[nocturne kettle]

Cuz if u don’t ur throat will hurt a bit more if you do it will make ur throat fell relived

When u wake up

[queen compass]

Last time i had this I ended up at the hospital

Cause i almost couldn't breathe

[vale saffron]

well ok i just got to the part where walter tryna start a meth business with this kid, he actually threatens to snitch him out if he doesn't join in

[honest crag]

And drink plenty of fluids to keep your throat lubricanted, don't want it drying up

[nocturne kettle]

alr bye good night buzzard go to the doctors don’t forget

[vale saffron]

in breaking bad

[honest crag]

capncook

[vale saffron]

shit kinda fucked lol

[queen compass]

Yes i drink at least 1 glass of water every hours

[honest crag]

Walter such a nice dude

[queen compass]

Im not going rn i told him gn

Like I can't even sleep

In 48 hours i slept 6 hours

[honest crag]

can't sleep?

[queen compass]

Yeas

[vale saffron]

i've barely been paying attention but i def caught eye when he was trying to smuggle a teenager into doing illegal drug thingers lmfao

[honest crag]

Close your eyes

[queen compass]

Yes but its not that

[honest crag]

You'll find it's brilliant background noise

[queen compass]

Its because it hurts too much I can't sleep

[honest crag]

Yeah I know I'm just being goofy

[queen compass]

I always wake up to like idk how to say that in English but cough i think?

[honest crag]

It's not a nice experience having a sore throat especially when you have an itchy throat where you feel like you gotta constantly clear your throat/ cough

[queen compass]

Yes

[honest crag]

You got it right

Nice work

[queen compass]

Ok 👌

[vale saffron]

you know the business, and i know the chemistry...

YO you wanna cook crystal meth?

like literally whats going on

either that or imma rat

[bleak scaffold]

Walter Hartwell white

[vale saffron]

walter a snitch

[queen compass]

There is no moderator

[honest crag]

no mods?

Let's riot 😈

[queen compass]

Yes

But they're always lurking 😬

[vale saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/three-days-grace-adam-gontier-lets-start-a-riot-riot-rock-music-gif-22631724

[queen compass]

Is that dog

[vale saffron]

melted ice cream dog

[queen compass]

Yes lol

[honest crag]

buzzard why did you melt the dog

not nice

[queen compass]

Hum huh idk mr White

Science

Jesse we need to unmelt the dog Jesse

[honest crag]

https://tenor.com/view/breakingbad-science-yeah-science-gif-5954775

[queen compass]

I like breaking bad so much

I watched it 2 times

[vale saffron]

i'm just getting back into it i guess

[marsh ocean]

what is the worst thing you could ask a chemistry teacher?

[vale saffron]

idk what else to watch on netflix

[queen compass]

It was because of the memes i first watched it

[queen compass]

We need to cook

Idk why but like this server more than the others

It fun

[honest crag]

There are some cool people here

[queen compass]

Yes

[honest crag]

You watched Peaky Blinders?

[proven yew]

Queen's Gambit is a very good show too

[queen compass]

If

[low light]

Are either of these official TGG crews on Rockstar social club?
TGGM
GRLA

[honest crag]

no idea sorry man

[queen compass]

Grla

Im in it

[vale saffron]

i haven't, what's the scoop?

[queen compass]

Ok ill go sleep see you soon

[honest crag]

I'm a cynic of most popular shows but it's really really good

[honest crag]

Gn buzzard, sleep well bro

[vale saffron]

if it's on netflix i'll take a look

[queen compass]

Thx

[vale saffron]

rn i'm gonna stream breaking bad and see what's up

[vale saffron]

goodnight 💤 :)

smarter than meeee i can never sleep

[honest crag]

Yeah all 6 seasons are

Favourite part of the show is how they handle the aftermath of WW1 and the PTSD soldiers have as a result from it

[nocturne kettle]

Watch cobra Kai