#💬┃gorilla-chat
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I said i made it in 30 mins😂😂😂
Never said anything bout every 30 mins
That was u
Without using a loophole the most you can make in 30 mins would be 4.6 mil
Are u dumb
nah
Yeah
yes
Mute this guy
i haven't even played in like 5 months
@elder pumice
@elder pumice
But that’s only when you don’t have to run cayo for your friend back
@ivory copper
@ivory copper @elder pumice
@cunning void
Bro stop
You being racist
Search up grinder AppStore it helps
💀💀💀
Get the joke idiot
Not anymore
App fruit works for me 
ios 10 and up don't work I think
They have took ifruit down and no it doesnt work coz i have it on my ipad and it doesnt
Damn
Bruh-….
it's still a thing
It not working anymore just tried lol
i can bypass all that on my laptop and use it lol
This is the worst Cayo heist of my life it makes me wanna kill my self 🤦♂️
ok
My cheap ass ps5 unplugged the one time I made it to the ending cutscene and I spent all day today and yesterday trying to solo this worthless heist
I’m don’t with gta with this update
so u still have the heist ready
Yeah
It won’t let me talk to the guy to buy the acid lab
ok
you can download an android bypass app store and select versions
think theres apple ones too

#🤖┃bot-commands
Lol
Just got caught on a boat going to sewage tunnel with no enemies nearby how the f does this game work, I even cut off the power 🤦♂️
I have 4 secondary targets of gold and 1 of a painting in cayo lmao
Megan Thee Goofy Ahh Stallion
Ima swim to the sewage tunnel from airstrip I hate this game too much to ever have faith it won’t stab me in back
What’s the name of the labrats assistant
Mutt
You fr?
That would take like half an hour
at this point just start again
I reached my breaking point
Wait
So being in water in this heist means
The enemies automatically spot you now?
There were no boats
No enemies nearby
Nothing
did you loot the compound?
I haven’t made it to the compound
lol
I swear this game makes me wanna kill my self
yeah just join a new invite only session and try again
No point
I spent 3 hours yesterday doing this with someone and when I finally did it, my ps5 unplugged
Going straight from sewage point is the best way anyway
then use longfin and drainage tunnel
This game fucking hates me with ai’s that can wall hack and see you when they aren’t there
why tf are you using airstrip anyways
Trying to use the stealth annilator or approach for the trade price
Where my cocaine at
Yeah I use kosatka to drainage. Then I exit at main dock after looting the place
then use a bike when you get down
And shut off cameras there
I’m about to say fuck the secondary loot and only go for primary
loot the airstrip then go to the compound from the bike lol
Rockstar’s ai is the worst I’ve seen and I played cod ffs
If you go airstrip use a long fin to get there then after looting go back in it and drive to drainage. Then exit by using a motorcycle to jump off the island and swim away
it's 2013 ai which were meant to run on weak ass consoles like the ps3 and 4 what do you expect 💀
They couldn’t of fixed it at least on enhanced?
they are lazy
They add it updates all the time, and you telling me ai behaviors can’t be changed? They did it for cayo before, which is their most recent heist
they didn't
Well that would probably take a long time fixing them in freemode and all the missions
They buffed the ai’s for cayo remember? (The summer update)
it's just increasing the aimbot 💀
They fucked the ai coz it never used to swerve in front like they do
Maybe they should only fix it for gta+ subscribers 👍
No
Lol
Exactly and now the fucked it again where they can spot you just for swimming with no one nearby 🤦♂️
the casino ai is just as bad
Although r* being cunts wouldn’t surprise me
Lol
No enemies, and I got spotted swimming like how the f-
i think once they drop support for old gen then maybe they will finally fix the ai but you never know
That won happen till 2025
Rockstar are a bunch of douchebags they won’t fix shit
old gen is already almost unplayable
Nope
I have literally zero problems
F it
It’s not unplayable but sometimes there’s texture glitches
I ain’t doing secondaries
And I’m swimming all the way to the tunnel with rebreathers
Only bug i have ever had is when i spawn in cayo sometimes it doesnt spawn the boat
Bro just re do the heist 💀
my three mandatory shitposts since i don’t talk here as much anymore
lol it would take way too much unnecessary development to fix it as the game code is a mess
I am
Unnecessary for a game that’s sold more copies than any other game?
they don't change the core gameplay too much
their engine can't even fix the replay glitch
Over $1 billion made, a still consistent player base after a decade and you’re telling me, fixing bugs aren’t an essential thing, if they bothered fixing these they’d lose less players, therefore more money in the long run
@vapid ibex hello i love you
it's better to make a new game rather than fixing a really complex game
@unborn stirrup te quiero mucho handsome
But showing they care about their game would give players a bigger incentive to be excited for gta 6 based off what I see what if it’s gonna be just as neglected as this game is?
what 💀
For instance their joke of a “support”
how many times have you tried their support?
Name 1 person who actually got actually help from using it
lol
i contacted rockstar support 2 times and they were able to fix my issue both the times
I’d get better support from an ape 💀
i love monkeys
3-0 thats just payback for 2018
also since im here, yous like the update? there isnt really much content
fucking enterprises had more shit to do

because the whole update is being dripfeed 💀
rockstar, the company that dripfeeds whole updates to prolong the "hard" work they put into it
And to fuck up another heist without telling the community
like you guys actually hate the company?
lol
Basically how I feel
some people take concerns as hate
I understand but yeah it's not that serious
yeah
i get pretty annoyed when someone really hates the game rather than just showing the concern
People are mad about removing the replay, I'm just frustrated about how the guards were buffed but it isn't something to be mad over
Yeah I feel you
you would have to see the both sides of an argument before reaching a proper conclusion. the rockstar community is super one sided
y’all see the 400z is limited
Yes
That’s one of the two motersports cars right?
Very true
Yep
Yeah I heard, honestly a dumb idea
ya I think so too
But I just dropped 500k on a Brikade kade thinking it would fix my acid lab problem bug
Maybe if it was a Christmas themed car I’d understand since it’s a holiday but not some sports car with Imani tech
the thing is that rockstar is actually trying to improve the game and to an extent they somewhat did with some really needed changes
Or Halloween stuff for example
Agreed
eh tbh idc
it's good that they were able to fix it
Me neither but it's sad how many people could not play the game legit
Exactly fun fact if you start the game on next gen that Halloween themed Sanctus you can actually start with
Agreed
you are sad if you b2b (glitch) to make money, just grind like a normal human, it aint that hard
Agreed
the game is intended to be a long grind, it makes it feel alot better when you can buy expensive shit
Ya like I use the og warehouse sell expensive cars way of making money usually
and people wonder why the game gets boring lol 🤣
yep
honestly its the best way, it gives you something diffrent to do tbh
ya it does
honestly the shark card and gta+ monetization is not even that aggressive compared to every other AAA titles
And can be challenging with a lobby
True
try do it in a dunce lobby lmao
thats an idea actually
😂😂
I swear it took me forever to get to the dax location today when the update dropped everyone in every lobby was toxic and a griefer
Dunce lobby?
bad sport
Oh
it would be near impossible lmao
Would be cool to see if GTA could do a live event if they haven't already, would be a different experience for sure
wasn't the 2trill thing a live event?
Yeah but I mean something actually happening when you're in a lobby
Like a nuke bomb or something (just an example) something cool
Like jailbreak
they should bring a new trend out like the alien war, i remember how funny it was rolling around with your teammates
Haven't played that game in years Holy
😂
Been a long ass time
It’s what I played before gta
Would be dope
all it takes is for a few big youtubers like tgg, harmhone ect to post a video and try get it viral again but change the war type
i would be hella down to do it
Same
New trucks?
pickup trucks, bought a few nice ones today
i say new but they been in the game a while, there just new to me lol
fairs, we call em trucks here lol, there quite rare to see in the uk
the american ones anyways
oh ya I’m South African sooo it’s bakkie 😂
We only get Japanese ones and ford
That’s it really
Only “trucks” we have is the mitsubishi warrior or the Hilux
that word has a total diffrent meaning over here lmao
the hilux is the only car you need tbh
What does it mean
Yeah true lol
tobacco
Oh😂😂
Need a Ford F250 in this game
Ew no
I agree tbh
Too many americans cars
It’s a really nice truck though with a lot of back space too
So does a hilux
what I want is a dual axle ram
Na u need a transit
Between 0 and 4 lol
in the uk 1 or 2 depending on family size
oh ok
I’m South Africa you own 2 and then if your wealthy 4 and if your really wealthy 6-9
what about in africa?
Ik cunts with about 6
fuckin hell lol
Yeah
The main one only has the dad his son n daughter💀💀
isnt like £1000 our money like 1,000,000 in yours?
nah 50,000 is about 900k in our money
So it’s like 20x our money
ya but it makes it easier to understand the value of money
What we speaking about what car?
Like average hatchback?
Damn
our second hand prices are bad
Ya
Due to the lengthy production times when a new car realesses for the next year you can sell it second hand for more than you bought it for
Lol
what a lame ass match
Ya
Everyone hyped up Croatia, should see the look on their faces 
@elder pumice want a laugh?
yeah
Fuck these missions
Hello
Mines don’t even work I’ve had to contact rockstar
Bruh I thought croatia were going to put more of a fight tbh
After the second goal they basically gave up
after the 3rd they just called it quits
Anyone want or know who would want to create a little crew just to hang out or complete heists etc, I'm aiming to try and climb up to completing all the heists and doing the criminal mastermind challenge if anyone would be interested let me know
Sure why not
I’d prolly die in every mission for doomsday lol


The avenger one is kinda hard the first time but gets easier after awhile
Yo anyone on ps4 wanna get on and just mess about?
To be honest I’ve never did a single setup or complete doomsday
any1 got acid lab yet?
It's actually really good, the storyline is the best storyline for any heist in online
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Na i cba xD
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u mid
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Your mother
ur ugly
You have a face only a mother could love
ur fatphobic
You're homophobic
ur raceophobic
Michael Jackson eating popcorn GIF
You're anti semitic
Ooooooffff
hi I am new here
i dont even know wht that is but ur sexest
hi
anyone wanna play gta online with me
Basically when you hate Jewish people and you're fat
at least i aint a bozo
Atleast I'm not fat
OOOOOFFFF
u sure?
No 
👀
👄🍿
yes
nice
No
Nice
yes

which channel here I can go to ask someone to play with me ?
LFG Homie
context pls
He means to look for someone to play with
in or with
hence need the context
Explain how would you play in someone?
okay I understand now thanks all
Np
how did we start argueing?
Idfk
That was arguing?
Thought we were messing around
idk
ye
whts wrong with fat ppl
Tf
Bro mad he cant afford food
im not american but im fat
im fat
😂😂😂
😹

Is it just for me or is it normal for that new drugs truck setup mission to get stuck on initialising for eternity?
I’ve waited 15 minutes now for the 4th time today and I still doesn’t finish
idk the dude
Ohio
i can instantly remove 90 kgs if i need to

hi
hi
Bye
@lavish flame lost 90 kgs
bye bye

Make that bag 💰
best they can do is to stop playing LoL
any1 got the aci lab on gta?
Yes
Nearly everyone
is it good?
No
i dont
Max product you can sell is 250k
Lol
wtf rocstar
nice I only have 430k now
and doesnt know how to get more xD
Defo skill issues at play here
700mill overal income and 20mill in the bank 
Over 150mil income less than 5m in bank
Thanks to cayo for that money lol
Less than 40mil is cayo for me

is the sandking a good truck?
i have a fair few now lol
gunna use em when its snowy
I got 200mill from cayo and spent it all now I am bored of the game don’t even hop on that much
Imagine not being able to put snow whenever you want
Hehe
Stfu u dumb modder
ill still use them without snow lol, im more into trucks than cars tbf
and suvs
@stable relic
Idk tbh i like pc bcs like i put snow, change some cars, make it good especially when u play lspdfr xD
Be careful 🙏
i don't want cash but can you give me trucks and suvs that arnt on xbox please lmao
hi
Or ban?
Damn i thought rock responds fast
Hows it racist if we r not discriminating against race??
Ho @lavish flame
Hi
Modders are a race🤣
Merry Christmas
Not really but ok
Damn I wasn’t even being racist I don’t like modders in general they ruin the game
Ducks
my goldfish has a race
Racist again
How
Not me i was told to slow the fuck down
thats not racist
📮
You guys need to go to school
Ik bro im jp around 🤣
Some modders are annoying asf but not the good ones
Dumb pill @lavish flame

what?
What
is anyone else getting there game frozen when they try to start somthing?
i have tryed to start cayo and the new thing with the up day (this is all on pc)
gta
damit
I liked that slap
Lmao mcgregor is always a show
bet his slaps hurt tho 💀

L
Wait is the update out?
tomorrow
Oh okay, ty
shh, its not out yet

do you think we gunna get the acid lab?
Who we

on a real note, the trip you go on is amazing
Lol hi
loved that mission
Happy new year
Still this update wasn't anything great
Someone sucks up to tgg💀💀
i was a bit dissapointed tbf
It was disappointing
is gta down just for me?
Yeah
fuck off, i was just saying i liked the trip mission lmao
cant join online, says the servers are down
Not u ya fucking dafty
In gta chat
Working fine for me
💀💀
hey
All dead
my oppinion has been accounted lmao
i spelt it right didn't i?
yup
Get an series s its cheap
Do you have one
Na
why? when the 1 i have works fine?
The series x isn't expensive either
400 is decent
500
I mean
Better than that 550 ps5
£450 is quite expensive
And?
U probably work a good enough job
PCs are much better than consoles

Hi leak
NEIN
Thank u
i don't see why i should buy a new xbox tho when this 1 still works fine, i can still play games on it
He knows what he's talking
Most are moving new gen
Like friends you know

thats just like me buying a new phone every year when a new 1 comes out
Bro I still using the iPhone 11 why you buying a new phone every year
Oh lmao
it was a figure of speech, ive had this phone for 2 year
ha I’m still using the the iPhone 8 Plus
L numbers
I've had mine for almost 5 years but only bcs i spend more on pc and games
it still works... no need for a new 1
I’ve had my iPhone 11 since it came out lol
lol
Bek

Cow
imagine having an iphone lmao
Bekow
Ikr ew
Samsung?
Nokia
oppo
I’ll use any phone as long as it works
think mines oppo A94

i just use a cheap android because all i do is text, call, listen to music or take photos so why spend $1000 which can do the same shit
ill say it to his face
exactly lol
I bought mine 1k back then
Lmao
lol
💀💀
Yes
What's even the difference of an iPhone 11 12 and 13
The price
Got to say my last iPhone got hacked so I would say they are indeed bad
Is the new update on gta even good?
i used to have a pixel 6 pro but the cheap phones don't freeze every second now
Yes
the number thats pretty much it
I paid for that 1k now I've been having this for almost 5 years
Time to change soon tho
Battery dying
I paid £150 for mine 4 years ago 😂💀
Nice
Yoooooo
Big brain lmao
Did u say nokia u have?
and my cheap phone charges faster and lasts longer than iphones 💀
Yeah
I use my phone for business calls 
Stfu pimp
i got mine on contract then after the contract had expired they give it me as i payed all the bills for it
Nice pierce a mf tank with that Nokia 😂
Ikr
Old nokias, playing snakes lmao
Lol
Fuck off with that cat
No perms
I like cats
Ngl same
I prefer them over dogs
But maybe bcs i got chased many times by dogs
Who knows
I seen that
Saw that
i thought it said mommy lmfao
It said money
fat L
Lmao
gimme your shit
Time to report
Am not
We all r dealers technically
nah nah
Yeah i sell kidneys
What price
i sell coke special flour
10k but on sale 5k get it
I sell everything
Can include some nice pair of white lungs
💀
you sell lungs, i kinda need 2 new ones
Whos got a liver?
These members
i gotta replace my lungs every few weeks
I had but that ship slipped and dropped it my toilet
Damn
wash it under the tap itll be fine
I was seeing how good would it look on me
Order one from ali express
Meh toilets ew
lmao
whydo the reactions keep coming and going?
I sell children body parts

Ey wtf
I also sell children
@elder pumice u wanna join the black market or what
I mean


Christmas sale happening 😂
Stfu nari
Yeah
You stfu ciaran
anyone need toes? there fresh from my latest victim?
Lol
No perms
Lmao
Idk what y’all talking about
I have a p……nvm

Same
Nah my toe bank is all full atm
Just join in
Like animals
And say stupid stuff
ok, ill stick them back in the freezer
Do u guys have intimate feelings to animals
How many kids in ur basement
😒
Lmao


Ciaran likes doing that every morning
I stg if someone says yes or maybe
Ayo
who tf let the mods out?

The admin
@cunning void stop lurking
24*
Make me
Rock you need to get your pets under controll lad, lol
no

😂😂😂

These damn members
E
please don't ban me, 🤣
E
💀💀
Was that a threat
EeEeEeeEeEeeeeee?
I'm a minor 😒
EeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeeeeEee?
I'll inject them with hormones so they won't be male anymore
E
wtf
E
EEeEeEeeeeeEeEeEeEeEeEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeEeEEeE
Try that and this 10 gauge shot gun will be your new dildo
10 inches long? Bet
Even better
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEeeeeeeeEeeeeEeeeeeeEeeEEEeeeeeEee
More like 40
You'll neee to cock it every time tho
Interesting statement
💀🥵
I like the plan
Fr
🤣
Alien language is banned here
These weird mfs
You stop it
What
Don't alienate me pls
Fax
We come in peace

;(£02(4’&;=;&
bæn
Damn so looks like im racist against aliens
The state of Gorilla chat
Ban the green ones
My god
What do aliens look like
We look like shrek
rock let his pets escape again
Lile a hundred dollar bill
So many ppl I’m getting chlostrophobic
I gtg I will return
E?
REeEEEeEeEeeEeEeEeEeEeeeeeEeEeEeEee my friend
E!
please don't
You like attention
That’s a bad word in the alien language
@sly jackal hehe ur all alone with us to corner you

youd get body slammed
EeEEEe
Thank god
tf
Wtf
I’m so conflicted rn
Why
He called us E
Bruh
You came in showing the alien cocks
Not my fault
💀
Thats abuse

WTF
If it’s a Argentina vs france final it’s a lose lose for me becuase if france win messi will be sad but if Argentina win Giroud will be sad 😭
fuck off to your home planet then and stop trying to invade us, i dun wanna be probed 😢
My honest simpaction to that informatoon
Lol
I know the solution
Hi pills
Fuck messi
What
Giroud all the way
Nah I can’t see that again tho
We not gonna invade we are trying to save you guys from the bad aliens
True that
I hope i see messi cry again
That’s evil
Why you bully me
lol
its a fun hobby
He’s going to score a bicycle in the final or a scissors kick
i just want morocco to win because fuck france and argentina
To understand the E language you must stay in a cave for 500 years
Giroud?
Yes
Oh he better do that
I'll troll messi fans so bad
E! EE!E
I would have thought that Germany and france wouldn’t like eachother nari
That is racist
I automatically assumed you’d go for Argentina
😂
thats nice
History is different
lol ye ig
But i like giroud ane mbappe sooo
It’s not for Ireland and England tho
E
ill put it as my story on my insta if they actually lose
Fuck mbappe
Giroud picture everywhere if they win
Arrogant bitch
lol
Insta Twitter discord idk everywhere
Already been done
Why hahaha
A lot of players have come out calling him immature and cocky
I’m sure he’ll learn as he grows up
Well they say the same think about ronaldo but yk that aint true
But he don’t deserve anything rn
Mbappe fun
did rockstar patch b2b glitch
Golden boot
Yes
Players never speak bad about ronanldo
Yes
actually?
Messi drawing with him rn
ill put rolf on top of that
Rooney loves shit talking about ronaldo tbh
😂
Yeah haha
No way
His punishment for losing
What does mbappe doe
Why
He sucks his gfs dick
There entire server is just ppl for b2b’s and apparently it’s patched so the channels are in chaos trying to find if it’s true
People can not live without doing glitches
Fr lol
It's not even that hard
people can, their just lazy af
Legit is better
Not for a dead game
Least u have worked for it
it is but some people find it hard especially the starters
Legit the second time ain’t fun
But i did do 92mil from cayo only lol
99% of my money is from casino
Then i got bored
INDIANS
Then guess what
Way better than cayo fr
i got like 10m from the duke of death glitch
Hi pills
Hey dude
I’ll have to wait a while until I do another b2b now so
Same thing all over again
You grief 
Is b2b allowed here now
How is simp
That’s why on my second account I’m not legit
He is busy with school
😦
Im not even on my main lmao
@plain inlet
Bcs fuck that
No but you can call it b2b and if a mod asks questions it’s just b2b normal heists
Okay
B2b fleeca when
Like r* will lurk in here and see if we break rules bruh
Surprised it took r* this long to patch b2b considering its a money glitch
The mods literally know everyone is doing b2b in the lfg but don’t do anything about it unless they say something that proves they’re doing b2b
Lfg sucks
Car cat what platform do u play on
Nice pc too and true i have a series s and i played there for a bit damn i couldn't even aim i failed cayo so many times

Should I just do my Cayo panther hard with 2 gold and 2 paint and just buy a acid lab
Yes
🤷🏼♂️
E
Alright thanks 👍
I’m not on ps4
250k
Yikes that's pretty low...
Doomsday heist prep help anyone on xbox
Alr did hop off my d

No
Doubt it
Ok
Probably next week Or Christmas update
shiii my bio exam turned my grade into an A
All A’s now
Ye prolly
Good looks got my bio final Friday
Did you finish your homework
Imagine doing homework 
ong😂😂
Because gay fingering can teach you good lessons like waxing and creaming
😭
Hmmm my name changed weird 
L
It just change automatically lol
Or some mod did
Idk
pov: you give everyone’s car a
because their car is wonderful to them and you don’t wanna hurt anyones feelings telling them their car is mid
If it’s trash it’s trash 
I usually give everyone an ❌ so when I send my car in they ain’t 1 vote ahead of me
I have 200 cars which one do i send
It’s only a certain car you can send
You can have them all i have the money to buy them all over again and mod them
Imagine still being in school

