💬┃gorilla-chat

[lavish flame]

free melly

[honest crag]

R kelly can rot

[tawny galleon]

Free bob marley

[lavish flame]

why

if we free a russian arms dealer free tay k

💯💯

bro did nun wrong

[bleak anchor]

he deserves what he did there he should no there is consequences

[honest crag]

Mf wants to free a pedophile

[lavish flame]

tay k didn’t do anything bro

[honest crag]

Clown behaviour

[lavish flame]

free kay flock

all bro did was kill someone

[bleak anchor]

.

[lavish flame]

ain’t that bad bro

[lavish flame]

Ong

new york drill is ass without him

fr

dthang too

he home soon 🙏🙏

sha ek carrying rn though

jiggyman

havent heard of him

nah that’s crazy bro

how you not heard of sha ek

[bleak anchor]

bye motherfuckers

[lavish flame]

one of the downsides of living in ohio

u cant never know too much

blockwork is cool

i hate dd osama fan girls

lol

one of my friends is a fangirl of him

lol

ok

fangirls ruin everything

[lavish flame]

just like neymar

yeah

like ghost too

i saw a girl sexualising ghost

ong

on tt

they weird for that

yeah

ppl be sexualizing everything

fangirls mostly

women ☕

ong bro

dead chat

yeah

[slender wing]

Can someone help me get some money

[lavish flame]

use lfg

#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4

dont run dont trip

[lavish flame]

lol

harass

😹

ima have some fun

what should i do in gta

there's nothing fun to do in gta

[plush sphinx]

3 months of your services for 3 million

[lavish flame]

id suggest play some other games

like genshin impact

bro

genshin impact is crazy

u just ain't tried it yet

you'll thank me later

i’m gonna hate on that game even though i’ll never try it

no bro

[lime quarry]

YO

HI

GUYS

[lavish flame]

what

catwoman

[lime quarry]

IDK

[lavish flame]

got preg

[lime quarry]

😦

yeah

[lavish flame]

no

[lime quarry]

fr

im bouta burst

[small needle]

guys guess what

[lavish flame]

lol ik was joking

[lime quarry]

what

[lavish flame]

L mod

[small needle]

chicken butt

[lavish flame]

chickenbutt

shut up

[small needle]

no

[lavish flame]

i dont shut up i grow up

[lavish flame]

what

[small needle]

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

[lavish flame]

nd when i look at u i throw up 🤟😎

[lavish flame]

girls go to college to get more knowledge

bro cap

[small needle]

so real

[lavish flame]

cap of the century

girls are dumb

what's the hardest thing for a woman to do

idk

to shut up

fr

[tawny galleon]

Stfu

[small needle]

hey

no sexism

[lavish flame]

why

[small needle]

not allowed

[tawny galleon]

Rules?

[lavish flame]

what if i say it in my head

[small needle]

against da rules

[lavish flame]

😳

[small needle]

i mean i cant moderate ur thoughts only this chat lmao

[lavish flame]

how am i sexist i never had sex

[small needle]

im watching u

[lavish flame]

lurker

where are you

[small needle]

yeah

[lavish flame]

stop watching

are you the voices in my head?

are you a taco

greentop

are you a taco

dont run dont trip

||france won||

beuh

bruh

mpaypal doesn’t deserve to win

morocco will win

then croatia will get the world cup 🇭🇷

[lavish flame]

censor that now

nice

bruh

wait what

i just joined a gta server

there’s a lil kid

i thoufht u edited france

with a trashy mic

edit france bro

censor it

it's not allowed

there

[lavish flame]

lol

nice

took me a minute

but

there

[stray crown]

someone help me how do I fix damaged and dirty cd on gta 5, I’ll try to download but its crashing on 50%

[shy gazelle]

can some1 help me with gta online i just started

[lavish flame]

use lfg

[wide ice]

Anybody want to help me do the rest of the prison break heist

I need 2 people

[lavish flame]

lfg

[sly jackal]

#1050531880061120693 is coming along great 🤣

[stable sentinel]

Anyone need help

[lavish flame]

wanna do series a

[stable sentinel]

Yeah

@lavish flame

[upper fractal]

Hey @lavish flame, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[queen compass]

Hello

🇪🇽🇽🇪🇪🇽

What flag is this

🇹🇳🇨🇩🇨🇦🇶🇨

[daring spear]

Something with atia at the end

That’s Canada

[queen compass]

That one: 🇺🇳

[daring spear]

LGBTQ++++*+++

I think

There’s like 100 of them

[sullen crest]

I lurk

[queen compass]

Hi capit

[sullen crest]

Sup bass

How you doing

[queen compass]

How are you doin

Im good

[daring spear]

[queen compass]

You?

[sullen crest]

Good got first in competition

[queen compass]

Haha

Almost level 13 !

I think

[lavish flame]

@honest crag WWW

[proven void]

🚫 Capit, that command is disabled in this channel.

[sullen crest]

Damn disrespect to mods

💀

I was gonna delete it too

[honest crag]

ez, except for when I accidentally blew myself up

[lavish flame]

yeah lmao

[queen compass]

Hi

[lavish flame]

sup buzzard

[sullen crest]

[honest crag]

Hey buzzard

[queen compass]

How are y'all?

[lavish flame]

good

you got a xbox one?

[queen compass]

Good too

Yes and a xbox series s

[lavish flame]

tryna play w me and shrimp

[sullen crest]

Bro

[lavish flame]

Yo

[sullen crest]

Go to a damn lfg

[queen compass]

I got the two versions of GTA but i got nothing on old gen

[sullen crest]

Please

[lavish flame]

why

[queen compass]

Ok sorry

[lavish flame]

U a low level ?

[queen compass]

But yes i would like to

[sullen crest]

Because I asked you too twice now

[lavish flame]

once

wym

[honest crag]

Why is asking if someone has a console mean we have to go to lfg

[upper fractal]

Hey, @lavish flame It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[lavish flame]

shut up

[sullen crest]

They talking about gta

[queen compass]

New gen: 98
Old gen: like 5 ish

[lavish flame]

Ight

myb bro

[queen compass]

Ok i will stop too

[sullen crest]

Thank you

Good day

[lavish flame]

no

[clear ember]

you guys know why so many people choose to talk to they gf and use they friends only when they bored to play video games with them?

it’s because they’re horni

👉👌

[lavish flame]

Day 634 of trying to join cayo whitout being kicked while being a level 36

[nova nimbus]

How everyone tonight?

[nova nimbus]

Lol

[lavish flame]

It’s the sad truth lol

[nova nimbus]

Tbh yeah unless you famous gta YouTuber 😂

[lavish flame]

yea

[nova nimbus]

Even then it’s rough

You old or new gen?

[lavish flame]

I’m old oof

[nova nimbus]

I have Xbox 1 but debating getting it considering I’m a PlayStation person lol but I have a few friends who have it and $20 ain’t much these days so-

[lavish flame]

I have Xbox one s

[nova nimbus]

Someone wants me to get that to 😭

[lavish flame]

Oof

[nova nimbus]

But money don’t grow on trees, especially if you get payed minimum wage x~x

[lavish flame]

but money is paper and paper comes from trees

[nova nimbus]

True

But I don’t own any trees or the equipment 🥲

[lavish flame]

lmao man wants to become the government

[lavish flame]

Wait but trees are free 💀

[nova nimbus]

Not really

The government technically owns them here

Not sure if it’s the same everywhere else

[lavish flame]

bro where the hell do you live ohio?

[nova nimbus]

Nope

[lavish flame]

The people own the tree’s 💀

[nova nimbus]

Oh- could of sworn you had to own that piece of property to mess with it

Especially forest areas now days to preserve wild life and stuff

[lavish flame]

I mean like

Only if it is on your property but like

Mostly the community owns them

[nova nimbus]

Alrighty but I’m pretty sure someone can’t just go in and cut down community own trees with authorization

[tawdry summit]

Mischief

[lavish flame]

Actually I’m pretty sure it’s like 32 dollars to get a license to cut down a tree

[inland cipher]

Need 3 for casino heist

[lavish flame]

use lfg

[tawdry summit]

Lfg

[nova nimbus]

Really????

[iron pagoda]

yo whast up guys hows everyone doing

[nova nimbus]

Doing alright ig and you?

[queen bluff]

fuck off u tossers

[iron pagoda]

all good its weekend after all

[nova nimbus]

Tossers? 😂

Do I wanna know what that is?

[iron pagoda]

[queen bluff]

haha

what r u lot doing

[nova nimbus]

Is that a no? 😂

[nova nimbus]

And just chilling here how about you?

[queen bluff]

watching ufc

curtis v buckley

[nova nimbus]

Sounds fun who’s winning?

[queen bluff]

idk yet it's not over

it's only first round

[nova nimbus]

Well who’s less beaten so far? 😂

[queen bluff]

idk

it don't matter

it's not over

make a larger discord server

[nova nimbus]

Larger?

[queen bluff]

so more people can chat

yes

[nova nimbus]

There’s almost 5,000 people on pc alone 😂

[queen bluff]

what but no one's chatting

[nova nimbus]

FFFFFF just crashed my velum next to Cayo! 😭

Don’t type and fly same time,, vellum one of the worst planes in game if not the worst 😞

[queen bluff]

what video games do u lot play ?

[nova nimbus]

Just gta atm, cod dead asf to me

[queen bluff]

gta , fn , rl , fall guys , mw

yhyh gta is a class game modern warfare is shit tbh

[nova nimbus]

Cod was great back when they gave af

[queen bluff]

fortnite squads is class when ur on wi ur boys gta online servers r class and rocket league is class

[nova nimbus]

Now days they throw out any unfinished cod game, push in alot of bundles and call it done

[queen bluff]

yep

[nova nimbus]

I miss the old cods 😞

[queen bluff]

yep

[honest crag]

I think playing anything with the boys is class

The shittest games can be the best with the lads

[lavish flame]

ong

[nova nimbus]

Lol I don’t got “the bois”

[tranquil sundial]

Yo Yo wassup homies

Psychoboy In the hood

[nova nimbus]

Well a few friends but time zones and schedules make it difficult but yeah just kids who are hardly on 🥲

Need some friends my age 😓

[tranquil sundial]

How old are your homie

[lavish flame]

ong

[nova nimbus]

21

[lavish flame]

damn

[nova nimbus]

Lol

Finally someone who isn’t like 14 on here! 😂

[lavish flame]

me being 14

💯

[tranquil sundial]

I feel you, a lot here young

[nova nimbus]

Why so many 😭🤣

And all specifically 14 at that lmao

[tranquil sundial]

Yea lol

[nova nimbus]

When I joined I expected it to be people around their early 20s tbh 😭

Somewhere between 17-24 gap

[tranquil sundial]

Yeah

[nova nimbus]

Don’t know why just felt like it’d make sense to me

[tranquil sundial]

It turned that discord belongs to kids

[nova nimbus]

I thought that’s what snap and TikTok were for 🤧

[tranquil sundial]

Haha tiktook I’m with you, but snap no It’s not for kids

[nova nimbus]

Yet so many use it to

There’s no escape 😭

[tranquil sundial]

Soo what you’re looking for here

[nova nimbus]

Tbh I got bored of playing solo all the time

So wanted to make friends, chill, grind sometimes but not like 24/7

[tranquil sundial]

Oh okay that’s make sense

[nova nimbus]

And I figured what’s better way than a server dedicated to gta especially one of a famous gta YouTuber

[tranquil sundial]

Yeah you’re right, good choice

[nova nimbus]

Brb gonna I’ll be a second just doing scopeout

[tranquil sundial]

Okey dokey

[nova nimbus]

Omg

Bushes need a massive nerf-…

[tranquil sundial]

Be careful

There’s a monster behind the tree

[nova nimbus]

I bet they could flip a tank-…. 🤧

Alright made it

Anyone else eat once per day btw or just me? (Sorry for random question just popped into my head)

[halcyon geode]

yo mods i wanna send sum but idk if imma get banned for it so can i DM you to check

[stable relic]

sure

[nova nimbus]

I’m curious to see now 👀

[halcyon geode]

you have to add me because of your DM settings

[lavish flame]

anyone wanna setup cayo lol

[nova nimbus]

Wrong channel

[lavish flame]

yea Ik

Forgor

[queen bluff]

i have cayo all set ups complete and i have doomsday all set ups

[nocturne kettle]

Lfg bruh

[halcyon geode]

#👉roles

[queen bluff]

i'm on ps5

[nocturne kettle]

Pick a role

[queen bluff]

ps id - kasondoran0

[nocturne kettle]

[stable relic]

send it now

[nocturne kettle]

PICK A Role

[queen bluff]

idk what that means

[upper fractal]

@queen bluff Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.

[queen bluff]

i accidentally clicked ps4

but oh well

they r pretty much same thing

[nova nimbus]

Nope

[stable relic]

you can click again to remove and get another one

[stable relic]

its not...

[nova nimbus]

Not in gta unless you playing ps4 version on ps5

[nocturne kettle]

Where’s sharpie

@crisp summit COME HERE

[queen compass]

oh yes yes yes

[nocturne kettle]

idc dat u lost I want my dollar 😂

[queen compass]

we did seres fundin

[nocturne kettle]

What happend to bek

[queen bluff]

i'm On my way to my house from my mates house at 1:53 in the morning💀

mad journeys

[stable relic]

wdym what happened

[queen bluff]

he's ded💀

[nocturne kettle]

bro went offline from everything xd

[queen bluff]

bek got put in a pack he's ded red vortex is in a bag he's ded 💀

👺

[nocturne kettle]

bro joins for 2 mins and dosent know the rules

lol

[queen bluff]

what's the rules

[nocturne kettle]

#📜┃all-server-info

[queen bluff]

and iv been in the server since 28th december 2021

[nocturne kettle]

U a ranaldo fan?

[lucid beacon]

Cash or paintings?

[nocturne kettle]

paintings

and lfg

[lucid beacon]

Ok

[nocturne kettle]

[queen bluff]

sym

common L in the chat sym and syd

[nocturne kettle]

[crisp summit]

yes papi?

[nocturne kettle]

I want my dollar

Idc if engalnd lost xd

gimme

[crisp summit]

no

[nocturne kettle]

Gimme

I will rob u

[nocturne kettle]

Can I atleast get a ice cream?

[crisp summit]

buy it yourself

[nocturne kettle]

time to go rob banks again

[lilac bear]

Just spent 3 hours getting the alien from the solemons stolen stuff

[sand hollow]

hey im sorry to ask but is there anyone willing to gift me gta v?

[lilac bear]

No

[gentle oasis]

Just buy it yourself

[sand hollow]

im poor

[gentle oasis]

It’s 15$

[sand hollow]

and my parents wont let me purchase it

but im fine ive seen much worse

[lavish flame]

bro

you do not need gta +

[sand hollow]

?

what

[sand hollow]

whats gta +

[lavish flame]

oh nvm

[sand hollow]

no no pls elaberate

[lavish flame]

it’s a subscription

[sand hollow]

yea i just want the game

not a subsciption

[lavish flame]

how old are you bro

[sand hollow]

13?

14

misclick

[lavish flame]

work for gta then my man

get a job

help out your parents

save your money

[sand hollow]

i do they wont pay me

[lavish flame]

then get a job that does

[sand hollow]

ok

[lavish flame]

search up places where you can work

[weak belfry]

Hi

[deft vector]

I just realised that no one uses the stims in mw2

[tawdry summit]

Besides streamers

[deft vector]

They come in clutch tbh

Fuck stuns, im gonna win gunfights like a man

[plain inlet]

For some reason I thought you mean like controller thingies lmao

[deft vector]

Nah, say it ain't so

[worn crown]

Spicy take: Why is okay for a female to hit a man but not the other way around?

[molten mango]

I got a question, should I buy the submarine and do Cayo heists “I’m new so I’m just watching yt vids on how to solo cus I have no pc friends, or should I buy toreador for eaiser missions

[worn crown]

Sub

[halcyon geode]

MW2 in this server?

[worn crown]

You can do solo cayo B2B I’m pretty sure on pc

[halcyon geode]

ew glitcher 🤮

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/blazedpx-pokemon-twerk-gif-23902864

[halcyon geode]

buy the sub and do cayo but never play it by yourself, you make the most money with two people

[worn crown]

Ew sharkcard buyers🤮

[lavish flame]

He says he has no pc friends

[worn crown]

Get some random

[halcyon geode]

buying sharkcards is worse

[halcyon geode]

LFG's

[lavish flame]

Fr

[deft vector]

non-gta players

[worn crown]

Imagine not doing cayo B2B 🫠

[lavish flame]

Who ever bought/buys sharkcards are a npc

[worn crown]

I just want Cod 1 man🫥

[halcyon geode]

yo mods this guy openly said that he's so bad at the game that he was to glitch money

[worn crown]

Australia

[lavish flame]

Bro L for glitching money

[worn crown]

Bro I fr

U

[molten mango]

….

[molten mango]

What’s b2b

[worn crown]

Back to back

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/npc-gif-26556764

[worn crown]

Glitching the cayo heist instead of redoing the setups. Resets on console after 3x. Not sure how to on PC.

[molten mango]

Ahh

Sounds like a lot of work

[deft vector]

[lavish flame]

Bro glitches you don’t need to glitch money grind legit and don’t be a loser

[molten mango]

But I should buy the sub right?

[worn crown]

More work to actually do it legit

Buy it regardless of how you gonna run it

[lavish flame]

Only 20mins of setups and 8mins for finale seems easy

[halcyon geode]

yes

[molten mango]

Idk how to do finale

But YouTube is a w fr

[halcyon geode]

nah bro from the scope out to finale thats 20 mins

[worn crown]

You’re on PC. Imagine not just having a mod menu or abusing glitches. We’re not the same you clown. Let people make $ how they want.

[plain inlet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1035170212208717927/1051336349208301719/deadass_vs_aliveass.mp4

[halcyon geode]

the irony of you calling hima clown

[lavish flame]

I’m literally a person who plays the game legit I don’t mod or abuse glitches

[molten mango]

Npcs are annoying

[worn crown]

Why would you on pc with modders and easy access to money

[worn crown]

Thank R* amazing game design

[molten mango]

Imo I feel like it would get very boring

[molten mango]

I wanna cry

[lavish flame]

So you think it’s easy for pc players to get money?

[halcyon geode]

when you glitch/mod money there's no more incentive to play the game

[worn crown]

They don’t try to make it actually challenging. They just give npcs auto aim

[deft vector]

I recommend it, then you start to play gta less and less

[worn crown]

Compared to console? Absolutely

[halcyon geode]

lmao

[halcyon geode]

how

[molten mango]

Bro fr shot me through the crack of a tiny hole

Dead at my head

[worn crown]

Less time wasted grinding money to buy things you want. I got everything I want and just pvp now

[halcyon geode]

typical xbox user, I used to be the same then i grew up

[deft vector]

Bruh fuck buying it, I just make it appear out of this air

[worn crown]

Mod menus are easy for y’all to get. Almost impossible for us. Modded accounts with millions. The list goes on. Most importantly: solo cayo B2B. Must I say more?

[arctic marsh]

Hey guys I'm a beginner should my first bussness be a auto shop

[honest crag]

No

[deft vector]

Nope, MC businesses then buy a nightclub

[worn crown]

You must have no life if you enjoy soulless cargo missions

[halcyon geode]

those accounts get banned, and you need to pay to get a menu

[honest crag]

Get a sub

[worn crown]

Elon musk confirmed?

[worn crown]

Bro no

[halcyon geode]

no the first thing you should get is a kosatka (submarine)

[worn crown]

☠️ pain

[halcyon geode]

wosrt advice ever

[worn crown]

Pay $5 or whatever for hours saved grinding? Win win

[full nacelle]

are diamonds in vault?

[deft vector]

He'll be fine

[worn crown]

Don’t think so. Why you think

[halcyon geode]

burh really said $5 for modded money and no ban

[deft vector]

Nah shit's expensive

[full nacelle]

i been doing vault glitch it normally gives me diamonds in a few tries

but it ain’t gave it to me. yet

thx

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/take-the-l-bozo-gif-25355134

[worn crown]

It was last month

[molten mango]

Ok ima buy the sub

[full nacelle]

ahhh

[molten mango]

Time to do this

[lavish flame]

yooo

[molten mango]

I’m him

[deft vector]

2t1 VIP lifetime costs around $125 I think

[pliant badge]

anyone in australia looking to play?

[coarse sparrow]

is ther snow on gta

[molten mango]

Anything I need to know to make this heist easierV

?

[worn crown]

That’s expensive

[lavish flame]

no

[deft vector]

It is

[pliant badge]

yes there is

[coarse sparrow]

not yet

damn

[deft vector]

That's how much the menu scene is worth now

[lavish flame]

ong?

Who would waste money on a menu or modded account waste of money

[pliant badge]

at christmas time

[worn crown]

Watch a lot of YouTube for who to take out. Not everyone needs to be killed. Drainage tunnel is best approach

[lavish flame]

no shit

it’s not snowing rn

🤦🏽

[deft vector]

And then there's the private menu scene which is a whole other can of worms

[pliant badge]

his question is , is there snow in gta

[worn crown]

Someone who has rl $ and couldn’t be bothered to waste rl time

[lavish flame]

then i misunderstood

[arctic marsh]

so what are the best ways to make money aside from heist because im a solo player

[lavish flame]

nightclub

bunker

pay phone hits this week

[deft vector]

Nah, that's sometime in the next couple weeks

[lavish flame]

Bunker,nightclub crates vehicle cargo,mc businesses

air freight cargo

[halcyon geode]

rockstar hates people who have no friends, almost everything you do is best done with multiple people

[worn crown]

Nightclub if you have other businesses only.
Crates if you love being bored to death.
Mc if you love getting dog water missions that steak your soul.
VIP if you have time to waste and weaponized vehicles

[arctic marsh]

i have the criminal enterprises starter pack

[lavish flame]

everyone does lol

[molten mango]

I’m waiting till I get atleast set up to look for people who hate themselves enough to grind this game

[worn crown]

Nahhhh don’t no body does this

[pliant badge]

im looking for someone to play with

[lavish flame]

it’s literally worth it now

3x per crate forever

[halcyon geode]

so more money?

[lavish flame]

yes

[worn crown]

30,000 for 10-15 minute missions on average is bad in my opinion

[lavish flame]

1.5 million

plus when it’s double money

3 million

[pliant badge]

do death bikes 70 k in like 5 or 10 mins

[molten mango]

I only like doing truck crates missions

[lavish flame]

pretty sure there’s a one time bonus

[molten mango]

The plane sucks

Cus I cant fly it yet

[worn crown]

Underrated G comment

[molten mango]

And boats

[pliant badge]

thanks g

[lavish flame]

It takes forever to fill it up tho

[lavish flame]

not rlly bro

[worn crown]

Fr. If they let you get 3 at a time then I could see the reason to do it next week

[molten mango]

You’ll waste a solid time in your life doing missions

[sharp cedar]

Hey anyone interested in helping me with "Series A Funding Heist" I would do it myself but sadly need a crew for this one.

[lavish flame]

just use savage or akula

[molten mango]

Is toreador a good vehicle to buy tho

After the sub

[lavish flame]

yes

Ye

[pliant badge]

is this the right page to look for people to play with?

[honest crag]

Get sparrow after sub

[molten mango]

Ok

[worn crown]

Idk I got it but never use it

[lavish flame]

lfg

[worn crown]

Makes it easier fr

[pliant badge]

thanks

[molten mango]

I need a weapon armored car

[molten mango]

I alr got mk2 tho

[worn crown]

Bravado STX?

[lavish flame]

uh

Best vehicles are nightshark,toreador,mk1/2,deluxo the ones I mostly use

[honest crag]

Nightshark

[lavish flame]

with missles n stuff?

[molten mango]

Ye

[worn crown]

Brooms

[molten mango]

To make story missions eaiser

Cus I cant use mk2

[lavish flame]

savage

akula

[worn crown]

Why not

[lavish flame]

why not use toreador

[molten mango]

Like I tried spawning it in the doctor Dre one

[lavish flame]

yeah you can’t

[molten mango]

But it didn’t work

[lavish flame]

use toreador

[molten mango]

So toreadors

?

[lavish flame]

yes

you can spawn it in dr dre missions

[molten mango]

Pretty sure you can spawn it in any mission

It’s to bad it’s not a flying car

[sharp cedar]

H "Series A" Heist looking for more Crew!
Any help would be greatly appreciated

[deft vector]

The same person who wouldn't want to grind from the beginning for the third time

Who would that be?

✋

[lavish flame]

use lfg

[queen compass]

Hello

Series a fundamental principles

[subtle sparrow]

I’m pretty sure most people in those chats have an improper amount of chromosomes

Or just can’t read

[lavish flame]

o

yo

buzzard

[bleak anchor]

wassup bitches

[queen compass]

Im not that

[bleak anchor]

bro its a joke💀

[queen compass]

Ik

[sleek sentinel]

Can anyone tell me why the hell my game is taking too long to load and how to fix if?

*it?

[bleak anchor]

idk

[sleek sentinel]

Story mode is working fine, online isn't loading

[deft vector]

Reliant robin

https://tenor.com/view/reliant-robin-car-gif-5025335

[loud fern]

no one ever respond to their dms

[sleek sentinel]

I do respond lmao

[deft vector]

I don't lmao

[sleek sentinel]

Ah finally my game loaded

[loud fern]

what’s point of asking for help if u aren’t going to respond

[deft vector]

Anyone in the message request section I'll just ignore

[deft vector]

Because I didn't agree to helping you

[loud fern]

i wasn’t specifically asking u and also that doesn’t answer the question i asked

[queen compass]

@deft vector i am still flabbergasted by the epic trolling

[sleek sentinel]

@loud fern, u meant asking for help in lfg and not responding in dms?

[deft vector]

Ok ima keep it a buck, unless they said you can help beforehand, people are just gonna ignore you

[loud fern]

yeah

[deft vector]

Oh, no one uses lfgs

Because they're too impatient to wait for an hour

[loud fern]

you don’t even have to wait an hour

[sleek sentinel]

It's annoying isn't it

[loud fern]

it’s literally a 1 min wait time to add another text

[deft vector]

To most people who want to lfg it is

[loud fern]

oh that’s what u meant

well still it’s also bc they don’t answer their dms

[deft vector]

The people who use the lfg are literally looking for people at that exact time

[loud fern]

so really who’s at fault 🙆

[deft vector]

The people that play gta lmao

[queen compass]

Goodnight

[sleek sentinel]

Yeah but they lfg here in discord so they need to keep their eyes and ears open

[lavish flame]

night bro

[clear ember]

you guys ever tried reaching gtas atmosphere limit

[honest crag]

Yeah you just stall out

[loud fern]

yes

[queen compass]

Nvm I won't sleep now haha didn't know u were here

[honest crag]

what time is it for you buzzard

[sleek sentinel]

Hey Bubba

[queen compass]

Its 11:17 pm

Im tired

[honest crag]

Howdy

[queen compass]

This morning i got up at 6 am but slept a 2 am

[honest crag]

Go to sleep bro, you don't want to screw around with your sleeping patterns

[lavish flame]

Sleep bro

[queen compass]

Yeah i should goodnight y'all see you Maybe tomorrow

[lavish flame]

night bro sleep well

[honest crag]

Don't wanna be like me and have really bad insomnia and hardly ever be able to sleep

gnight

[lavish flame]

how do people get insomnia

[queen compass]

Oh before i go to sleep

I started getting insomnia at 11 that's bad

[lavish flame]

yes

sleep

[queen compass]

I would sleep like 2 hours and never be able to nott get tired ok see you tomorrow

[honest crag]

Stress, mental health, drugs, irregular sleeping patterns like if you're doing shift work or neglecting sleep, eventually it'll grow into something bad like insomnia

[lavish flame]

damn

[lavish flame]

that’s bad bro

[honest crag]

Since Friday I've slept about 6-8 hours I think

[clear ember]

does food count as a drug

[sleek sentinel]

Love is another reason for insomnia

[lavish flame]

me rn

🥹

[queen compass]

Bro im i cant read your texts in my head without the accent its so funny 🤣

[lavish flame]

sleep

[queen compass]

Yeah ill go srry

[sleek sentinel]

Relationship problems, conflicts "Wtf did I do wrong?" "Why she's acting cold?"

[lavish flame]

me rn

☠️☠️

[sleek sentinel]

"Where should I take her on next date" "Will she ever sleep with me",

That's another reason for insomnia

[lavish flame]

🙏

[sleek sentinel]

That's me too, kinda, complicated Relationship problems

[lavish flame]

yep

love ya lad

[sleek sentinel]

Love ya too prod

[lavish flame]

left me on opened 8 hours yesterday

left me on opened the whole day

[honest crag]

Like I said, stress is a factor

[lavish flame]

Love ya more english david

[honest crag]

Biiig factor

[lavish flame]

gonna do your missions now 💯

[sleek sentinel]

Relationships are stressful

[lavish flame]

fs

[honest crag]

On god especially if your type of woman is the crazy ones

[sleek sentinel]

Ah I dated a crazy ones once

[honest crag]

The crazy-hot scale is real

[lavish flame]

girl i’m dating rn is my first lol

[honest crag]

Youre 16 prod iirc?

[lavish flame]

14

[sleek sentinel]

Bitch made me delete my discord acc and socials

[lavish flame]

LMAOO

[lavish flame]

how much ya wanna bet she had boy best friends

[sleek sentinel]

I'd bet a million on that, I'd bet she hooked up with every one of em

[lavish flame]

lmao, “he’s just a friend”

i was too

[sleek sentinel]

The amount of anxiety and stress we get when chicks say "We need to talk" Man we literally die inside

[lavish flame]

ong

[honest crag]

Close enough 🤣 but honestly if this girl does move on it's not even close to the end of the world, you'll find other people, more suited people as you mature and figure out who you are as a person and not to be a downer but girlfriends will come and go in your teenage years I'm 24 and honestly I'm still figuring out who I am and what I want/need in a relationship so don't stress about it too much you'll be fine

[queen compass]

Bro just asked a girl out one time got me more stressed than when i almost died due to car crash

[honest crag]

Lol

[clear ember]

Did she say yes

[lavish flame]

well i rlly like her

[honest crag]

It do be like that sometimes

[queen compass]

Nah she said no

[clear ember]

I c

[clear ember]

Did you find a gf ever since?

[queen compass]

Nah never had one

[clear ember]

I c

[lavish flame]

i was looking at old photos of me in 6th and 7th grade

i looked so ugly bro

[cunning void]

Lol

[sleek sentinel]

Relationships make men masochists who enjoy stress from shit in exchange of love and sex

[honest crag]

Hopefully it works out but the worst thing you can do is overthink everything, it's hard not to in a relationship but you'll work these things out

[clear ember]

no shit

[lavish flame]

she left me on open the whole day today

🤷🏽‍♂️

[honest crag]

Spoken like a 45yr old married man

[clear ember]

Do you guys think when people in relationships start dating they think about 👉👌

[lavish flame]

yesterday as well

[lavish flame]

yeah

[queen compass]

Probably

[honest crag]

Hand signals? I don't think so

[clear ember]

So all middle schoolers and high schoolers think about the 👉👌 when they date?

[lavish flame]

for sure

most high schoolers aren’t virgins lmao

[clear ember]

On god I bet teen pregnancy is still common

[lavish flame]

you bet

seen it on tiktok

[honest crag]

You guys are dating yeah?

[lavish flame]

yeah

[queen compass]

I hate myself

[sleek sentinel]

I'm 26 but yeah seen and dating crazy bitches to know that,

[lavish flame]

why bro

[honest crag]

It's more common nowadays imo

[lavish flame]

fr, don’t get why they don’t use birth control or condoms

or both

[sleek sentinel]

Got out of the game alive so makes me bout the right age

[queen compass]

Brother that's the problem I don't know

[lavish flame]

L bro, figure it out and solve it

[queen compass]

Yes L

L

[honest crag]

If she doesn't value your time maybe you need to ask her where her priorities lie so you can stop wasting your time and pursue better things or maybe she's just been busy af lately but I'm sure she would've mentioned something happening to you if there was

[queen compass]

L me
L life
L everything
L problem

[lavish flame]

idk 🤷🏽‍♂️

i try to

we been dating for like a year now

[honest crag]

Money, scared, not knowledgeable or just plain stupid

[lavish flame]

kinda dumb

[lavish flame]

for what bro

[honest crag]

Look you're a kid and you have every chance to make a better life for yourself by focusing on school, doing sport, joining afterschool clubs you have a myriad of choices your age to choose and only you can do something about it

It's hard work but it's worth it

[vale saffron]

im so drunk that i thought it was 7am, but little did i know it's actually 10PM

[lavish flame]

where you at

[queen compass]

Yes, it's true

[honest crag]

Lmao

[lavish flame]

it is

so make life better for you

[queen compass]

But i feel down

[sleek sentinel]

My first love was when I was 17, Ah memories. It was great until I had to pursue my career and she dated some other guy and got married to him when I was busy af in life

[lavish flame]

why?

[vale saffron]

Illinos, CST

[lavish flame]

when’d she get marrried

[lavish flame]

Nice

[sleek sentinel]

When she was 21,

[vale saffron]

not rlly, its just corn around here

[lavish flame]

corns good

[lavish flame]

damn

[vale saffron]

thats true, it's corn!

[lavish flame]

hope you moved on

[lavish flame]

with some salt

lemon

tajin

[vale saffron]

definitely; don't forget the butter

[queen compass]

I really think my close friends irl Don't care for me im tired of this idk who to talk to i just want to be back when i used to enjoy things again i just want this

[lavish flame]

or ketchup

and mayo

[sleek sentinel]

U know what's surprising, I didn't know and we didn't closure the fucking relationship, when I came back, She was married and pregnant

[lavish flame]

Hello im english dave, where is my pizzza? The monkeys r waiting

[vale saffron]

i lose respect if you put ketchup or mayo on corn

[sleek sentinel]

Left me in heartache

[vale saffron]

that's gross

[lavish flame]

bro, keep your real friends close

notice if they actually xare

care

if they don’t

cut ties with them

[honest crag]

Who in their right mind decides sauce is what's needed on corn

[lavish flame]

Ong

[sleek sentinel]

"Keep ur friends close" final mission name of GTA Vice city

[lavish flame]

Fr just eat corn with some butter

[queen compass]

Yes

[lavish flame]

damn

[queen compass]

🫡

[lavish flame]

she just got married without leaving the relationship?

[honest crag]

Cutting of toxic friendships is the most satisfying thing

[vale saffron]

corn on the cob doesn't need any sauce 🤮

[honest crag]

Fr

[lavish flame]

Imagine being a gen z without having a toxic relationship 😂

fr all it needs is spicy things 😩

[honest crag]

Shits delicious on it's own

[queen compass]

True

[honest crag]

Imagine not persuing them constantly, can't be me

[lavish flame]

how y’all feel abt cucumbers

with salt and lemon

tajin

[queen compass]

Overrated

[sleek sentinel]

Yeah I thought she was waiting for me but yeah in the back of my mind, I knew she wouldn't

[honest crag]

based

[lavish flame]

Hmm they r ok in salads and stuff

[worn crown]

Why y’all eat this stuff I’m dying🤮

[queen compass]

I find them overrated

[lavish flame]

of course she wouldn’t

[sleek sentinel]

But never expected marriage and pregnancy, ffs

[lavish flame]

bro doesn’t like cucumbers ☠️☠️

[worn crown]

Women ☕️

[queen compass]

Like cucumber 🥒 they are ok bot crazy

[lavish flame]

Eat some mayo

[worn crown]

I only eat Batman cut chicky nuggets

[lavish flame]

smh

[lavish flame]

ok yeah your good bro

but

dino nuggets >

[lavish flame]

No dino nuggets?

[worn crown]

🫥

No

[queen compass]

How fo you feel about chicken

[lavish flame]

Nah your an L

[queen compass]

Chicken*

[lavish flame]

Fr

[honest crag]

Welcome to the based club

[worn crown]

I’m on a Batman diet but I’m not an orphan

[lavish flame]

bro said children

[queen compass]

No 😅

[lavish flame]

Lol

chicken is good

[worn crown]

I prefer the silent ones

[honest crag]

that was a very interesting sentence

[lavish flame]

fried chicken

[queen compass]

Yes

[lavish flame]

chicken soup

[queen compass]

Bro 🤣

Fried

[sleek sentinel]

@lavish flame "I'll wait for you, ilysm" bullshit lmao

[lavish flame]

yes

[queen compass]

Is so bad for you but so good in

[worn crown]

KFC is so good

[lavish flame]

lol, don’t expect that

Lmao ilysm

[worn crown]

Kentucky Fried coolers

[lavish flame]

nobody gon b waiting for you for 3 5 years sadly

[lavish flame]

Chicks

unless they really love you

popeyes better

[queen compass]

Kfc stands for
Kool
F-cool
Cool

[honest crag]

lol last time I spoke to my ex we both said we loved each other and made plans to go somewhere then we blocked each other that night

[worn crown]

Kentucky friend children ☠️

[lavish flame]

LMAOO

[queen compass]

Mhmmm

[lavish flame]

No

good for you bro

[worn crown]

Bru can’t relate

[honest crag]

literally my dream woman right there

[worn crown]

You vegan then

[lavish flame]

I eat chicks

[lavish flame]

down the drain

[worn crown]

They do cute nooooooo

[sleek sentinel]

Well I guess she didn't love me as much as I did, I was a saint all those years when she was being a bsh and fkn that cunt she's married to

[lavish flame]

So r children

[queen compass]

Ok

[honest crag]

Nah we'll eventually unblock each other date again for a year or so and repeat

It's a cycle

[worn crown]

When you gonna stop making new phones each year

[worn crown]

Toxicity at its finest

[lavish flame]

Until i become the richest dead man

[lavish flame]

of course, it’s your first love

[honest crag]

It's brilliantly toxic

[lavish flame]

did she have any ex’s before you?

[worn crown]

Plz. My family can’t afford 1,000,000 phone

[lavish flame]

least toxic relationship in gen z

[sleek sentinel]

Nope

[honest crag]

Lol

[lavish flame]

damn then yeah

[worn crown]

Don’t believe women

[lavish flame]

she just used you

[queen compass]

Im not cringe am i?

[lavish flame]

Na

[lavish flame]

So sorry be my daughter and i will gift u every iphone
Nvm, i dont even give ipads to my own daughter

you cool

[queen compass]

Thx bro

[lavish flame]

you only 14 bro

[lavish flame]

Thats a ban

[lavish flame]

no it isn’t

Jk

[queen compass]

P!work

Oh wrong place

[lavish flame]

sleep @queen compass

Wrong channel

[sleek sentinel]

Bet she regrets now lmao,I was little fat back then, now I'm fit and got a nice job ans house, richer than the prick she's married to

[worn crown]

☠️ plzzzz Steve I’m begging you to give iPhone 90 for my birthday

[lavish flame]

it’s almost 12

[queen compass]

Ok goodnight everyone im tired

[lavish flame]

for sure

[lavish flame]

Ok my child

you made it without her

[honest crag]

gn buzzard

[lavish flame]

Gn lad

bet ya it was satisfying

[lavish flame]

night buzzard

[worn crown]

Being blind has benefits. You can’t be shy if a hotty walks by

[lavish flame]

any music recommendations?

[worn crown]

What you into

[lavish flame]

til you bump into her and get embarrassed

[lavish flame]

musica mexicana

[lavish flame]

Listen to R&B

[worn crown]

Can’t tell if she hit by bumping into her

Hot

[lavish flame]

you right

[lavish flame]

some relaxin music

[worn crown]

Listen to fallen kingdom by Captain Sparkle

[lavish flame]

ight

[sleek sentinel]

U won't know if she's a hotty or not when u can't see

So no embarrassment

[lavish flame]

👋

hey

[worn crown]

Her voice bro. If she sound like gravel, she the one

[lavish flame]

the best

[lavish flame]

Gravel 😹

Got an idea, gonna introduce ibitches

e girls

igirls

Yeh

[lavish flame]

gon have that blind rizz

[worn crown]

Buy my OF to see awesome content of me playing gta-10 hours vids of my character spinning in circles

[sleek sentinel]

Nah ibitches sounds more intimate

[lavish flame]

ong

[honest crag]

Sounds like me when I had stick drift

[lavish flame]

how much money per month

No one can say, apple's naming scheme is bad